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>this little autist stranger shows up at your door and says this
What do?
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Real answer? Assume she's trying to get me into some weird cult and say "no thank you" while closing the door.
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Arrest her for threatening homeland security.
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>>161037821
I walk the path of explosions with her, what else would I do?
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Close the door? She's like thirteen or something and clearly watches too much weeb shit if she's dressed up and acting like that in public.
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>>161037821
LETS FUCKING GO

If there really is a life sized Megumin in front of me who happens to ask me to walk the path of explosions with her then I have no reason to refuse.
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Call the police
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>>161037821
I wanna be her best friend.
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>>161037821
"Sure, but first: mating press time"
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>>161037821
Call the ATF
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BEND HER OVER ON THE TABLE AND FUCK HER ON IT
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>>161037821
One way or another she's getting fucked
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>>161040556
A man who gets what he paid for.
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>>161037821
Sure, teach me sensei.
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>DID YOU SAID EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONS?
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>>161037821
>what if your waifu showed up at your door and told you to follow her
I'd do as she says and become her subordinate.
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>>161037821
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>>161037821
I bring her inside and let her watch me fuck Lalatina in the ass.
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>>161037968
The most rational answer I've seen to this sort of question. Seriously, nobody -- let alone a cute girl, is going to approach you for anything without wanting something in return.
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>>161037821
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>>161040797
Cute.
>>161040801
Why would you show this to a minor?
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>>161040797
Eyepatch is on the wrong side. 0/10
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>>161040822
It's different if you know who they are beforehand. I think I'd recognize Megumin instantly, assume she's a cosplayer and just play along.
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>>161037821
Report her to the FBI for suspicion of being involved in terrorist plots.
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Is this some kind of Isis recruitment?
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>>161040860
She hasn't worn it for a while so you probably forgot, but see pic related.
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Ask her to prove that magic is real. If she can, walk the path of explosions with her. If not shut the door.
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>>161041050
What if she tells you to follow her because she can't use her magic in a populated area?
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>>161040638
DELET THIS
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>>161037821
Introduce her to my 13 year old neet brother in hopes of him finally being interested in another human being.
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>>161041073
>145cm
>40kg

I'll manhandle her tiny body if she tries anything.
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>>161041073
that's what someone who can't do magic would say, someone who truly walks the path of explosions wouldn't care about the population, only the explosions
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>>161037821
Thank the gods as I pack my things and get ready to follow her on whatever crazy adventure she has in store.
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>>161041562
What if she was trying to explode you this entire time, anon?
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>>161041690
I mean I'd probably feel betrayed but I'd rather die to my waifu's spell than of old age.
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>>161041796
Good choice
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>>161041050
>prove that magic is real
>only spell she can cast is explosion
Rip your house
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>>161037821
[ ] make fun of the young autist's short stature
[ ] playfully steal her hat and become friends
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>>161042266
>[X] make fun of the young autist's short stature
>[X] playfully steal her hat and become friends
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>>161037821
I make her eat an entire bowl of eggs
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feed her
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>>161037821
Go on a Adventure and blow shit up
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>>161040797
Where's the explosion Mansley?
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>>161038717
>Explode right inside her repeatedly.
ftfy
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>>161042259
if magic is real and she's offering to teach it to me, idgaf about my house
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>>161037821
It is time.
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>>161037968
Either this or assume she's with ISIS and they realized cute teen girls are a more effective recruiting tool than a fucking book. I'd still turn her down though, crazy bitches will get you killed.
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>>161043347
Considering they have no issue blatantly breaking their own religious laws when it suits them, it wouldn't surprise me.
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>>161040638
I paid for Megumin, not this!
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>>161043873
Their desire to treat women worse than dogs is pretty consistent, if nothing else.
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>>161037989
Why would you do that?
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>>161045152
But do they worship Crimson Demons(pic related)?
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>>161045439
no
those all belong to me
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If the konosuba world is real I have no reason to stay inside any longer.
So I'd go, I'd love to see some explosions.
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how wet would she be if i took her on a date to a fireworks display?
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>>161045152
I actually just bought Fractured Lands which goes heavily into their culture. Should be a good read.
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>>161045577
She probably wouldn't think much of the explosions themselves, but would enjoy the display since she's from the Middle Ages and no such thing exists in her world.
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>>161040638
BREAK YOUR LIMITS ANON
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>>161037821
Take her on my next demo range
Should be fun though I don't think they allow anything with a NEW higher than 30
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>>161045152
Their leader is dead, they were weak in the path of explosions. Probably invested skill points in some "useful" skills, the traitors of Explosion path!
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>>161045979
Stop being mean to Megumin you disgusting banana faggot
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>>161037821
I can't, sorry, I have Axis duties in 20 minutes
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Some girl who is skinny as a rail is at my door talking nonsense? Sounds like she needs a square meal.
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>>161037821
Which answer leads to me taking a bath with her?
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>>161046659

I want to molest this molester
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>>161046776
Good question.
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>>161037821
Drag her inside and prone bone on the couch.
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>>161047177
Fuck you Eris
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>>161047194
What did he mean by this?
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>>161047266
Well it wouldn't be my first choice, but I'm not disappointed.

I'd only probably be disappointed with two or three of them though, so that isn't saying to much.
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>>161047234

Fuck you Megumin, stop ruining your master
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>>161037821
Accept and the next plane to Damascus
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>>161047383
>he's not happy about getting a chuuni mage
Give her to me then faggit
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>>161047314
/tg/ has the ability to roll dice with an options code.

Dice don't roll trips so he's wrong though. He's just too stupid to realize that Aqua's 0 - 9 is 00 - 09.
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>>161047432

But i want best goddess
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Who is best girl?
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>>161047555

The cute boy
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Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows
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>>161047555
Megumin
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>>161045703
Back to >>>/pol/ sweetie, we don't need your racist, islamaphobic vitriol on this board.
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>>161047555
What is Megumin doing to Yunyun?
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>>161047922
Inspecting her for breast cancer. What a good friend.
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>>161047234
I like how Megumin mimicked her hairstyle.
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100
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>>161047536
>>161047383
>>161047234
Wish LNs weren't so fucking unreadable
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>>161037821
Pull on her eyepatch so I can hear her "ITTAI ME GA!!!!!"
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>>161049194
s-she isn't wearing one...
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>>161037821
> kiss her
> Close the door
> expect not to be exploded
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>>161049650
Is this a dorkness for ants?
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>>161041690
I give up, what's the catch?
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>>161037821
I'd hoppityhop with her, singing the song of her people while holding hands.
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>>161040797
If she doesn't fall on the ground afterwards, I'd only give it a 2/10 for effort.
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>>161049698
She doesn't deserve any better.
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>>161041690
I don't think Megumin would actually use her magic to kill a (single) human.
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What would sex with this kid be like?
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>>161050305
if it was loving sex she would probably hold on to you and never let you go, cause she'd probably be scared you'd leave her cause lol no friends.
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>>161037821
Look left and right and pretend not to see her.
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>>161050395
lucky
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>>161050627
You got Wiz. She comes with a bonus Vanir.
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>>161050363
kazuma has a penis
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>>161050998
Genderswap magic exists.
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>>161051045
We can fix him!
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>>161046959
Is that a nipple??
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>>161051559
it seems like it
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>>161051672
Is that really okay?
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>>161051710
no, but mods are mia
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>>161051899
Time to lewd the chuuni.
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>>161052528
VERY lewd Megumin pic
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>>161052408
Welcome to the axis cult, anon.
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>>161052388
Kazuma dualclassed bard?
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>>161053014
At some point he mentions that he is considering putting skills in Natures Beauty or similuar, because he is impressed by Aquas arts, but don't know if he ever went through with it
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>>161037821
What would 3D Megumin look like?
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>>161053228
annoying child
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Megumin is too much of an adorable little kid to be a lover, I want her to be my daughter
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>>161053264
CUTE
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>>161053281
It's true that she's adorable, but I can't help but see her as an equal because of how mature she is.
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>>161053281
So basically you're saying you want to marry Yuiyui?
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>>161053456
No, he wants to marry you___
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>>161053759
look one (1) post above it
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>>161037821
depends what kind of explosions she's talking about
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>>161052528
How does Megu's flat pancakes feel like?
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>>161054112
Like hugging a radiator wrapped in a towel.
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>>161054112
The unfulfilled hopes and dreams of every man that ever walked this earth.
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>>161054228
I'll take it.
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>>161054286
delet
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>>161054035
The magical kind with a really good feeling.
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>>161054316
But anon, some people died without ever knowing about Megumin. Isn't that pitiful?
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Where can I find me a cute autist girl like megumin?
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This is YumYum.

Say something nice about her!
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>>161054444
I've met some girls in Taiwan that were a bit like that. Refined with good manners, but with a slight touch of autism, like Megumin.
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>>161054348
that can be interpreted several ways
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>>161054469
>rich
>chesty
>nice
Would be friends with.
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>>161054469
Nice eyes
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>>161037821
You shouldn't knock on random strangers doors, it's dangerous.
Do you live around here? Your parents must be worried.
>see how she's dressed
I'll walk you home.
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>>161054681
>>see how she's dressed
>I'll walk you home.
I don't get it. Is that a normal reaction to seeing a girl dressed as a witch?
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>>161040970
The bulldozer of Fallujah still alive?
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>>161054681
Don't forget to tip your fedora.
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>you will never accept this poor, famished, beautiful mage in your party
What is even the point of staying alive?
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>>161054752
Given where I live, I wound't let a little girl walk the streets alone.
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>>161054469
This is YanYan

Say something nice about it!
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>>161054469
A girl for her age shouldn't be wearing something so indecent.
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>>161054935
>rich
>chesty
>nice
Would be friends with.
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>>161054681
Offer her your bowl of eggs first
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>>161054648
>Crimson demon's eyes glow when they get excited
What was Megu excited about here?
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>>161055216
Fine line between fear and excitement.
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>>161055216
>staying in a haunted mansion and communicating with the other world
I wonder why a chuuni would be excited.
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>>161055216
Their eyes glow when they feel intense emotions, not necessarily excitement. I guess she was quite scared of the dolls.
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>>161055292
She was literally pissing herself.
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>>161054844
I haven't owned a fedora since I was 16.
You're confusing "supreme gentleman" with being an adult.
The former is trying to get pussy while the latter is trying to keep a kid from being an amber alert/missing person report.

Honestly surprised no one made a comment about walking her home gently
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>>161055452
Best post ITT.
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>>161054648
>tfw we live in a timeline where pajama Megumin would probably make a return in season 3
Great times we live in, lads.
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>>161055452
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>>161055736
dont post pics of me
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>>161055216
Speaking of which, there's a scene in volume 12 where Megumin gets angry at Kazuma and her eyes keep glowing brighter and brighter.
It must have been the cutest thing ever.
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>>161055651
Pyjamas Megumin is best Megumin. Is there any girl anywhere that has cuter peejays than Megumin?
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>>161054292
why is she so small?
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>>161056413
So you feel like a giant when you're with her.
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>>161056413
She had to steal bread crumbs and eat bugs to survive with her little sister back then, anon.
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>>161037821
Sure, I would explode into her ass every day if she wants.
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Would you give an underaged girl some booze?
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>>161056534
I love this image you posted, it's so adorable.
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>>161056821
I'd let her give it a sip and then mock her in a friendly way for not being able to handle the taste.
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>>161056878
Non-lewd Megu pics are the best.
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>>161037821
depends on what kind of boom boom boys i'm gonna be going with in the end but most likely yes
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>>161037821
>chop her on the head to knock her out
>bring her inside
>put anti-magic collar on her with unbreakable lock
>draw dick on her face
>give her an egg when she wakes up then kick her out the door

I'd probably sell the key to the Aqua cult after that, they'd pay good money for it and I want to see the loli suffer
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Kidnap her and put her a baby suit
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>>161057143
>Aqua cult
Fuck off.
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>>161057143
She is known and liked in the entire cult for teaching them the art of conning people, they'd just free her
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>>161055871
Has it been translated that far already? If so, where can I read it?
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>>161057312
Never said I'd join it, but they would pay good money for a key that'd basically let them control a cute loli mage like Megumin

Her other clansmen or Eris cultists would just give her the key, nobility would do lewd things and the demon king would probably just kill me and take it

>>161057444
they'd force her to do stuff for them/join the cult first which would be hilarious to watch
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>>161057517
Megumin, why are you posting in /a/? You're not old enough to even be here.
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>>161037821
Accept, and take her out to a nice resteraunt to celebrate

The fanciest, most expensive place in town, candlelight dinner, live music, the works

Then, at the end of the meal, when the mood is just right, I'd say I need to use the washroom and leave her to pay the bill
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>>161057772
You monster. You sound like an axis cultist.
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Stop bullying her.
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>>161054469
miscarriage is horrible and no one deserves it.
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>>161055651
>season 3
anon...
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>>161037821
Hug her and tell her it will be okay.
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>>161054469
she's better than megumeme in every way, including her magic
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>>161058551
Believe
https://wowjapan.asia/2017/07/konosuba-is-getting-a-new-anime-project/
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>>161058610
wasn't this confirmed to just be an OVA?
I thought we got it already
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>>161058590
Except looks according to Kazuma.
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>>161037821
I'd tell her that her boyfriend has been fucking cheap succubi whores behind her back
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>>161058230
>starving
>has grass right under her butt
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Why is Megumin persistent that crimson demons don't use the bathroom?
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>>161058694#
>the only character who is liked enough on /a/ to get 200 IP threads and be the subject of more than 1300 posts in 3 days is "reddit"
Your apologist tendencies are getting more and more tired. You're probably the one that needs to go.
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>>161059104
I honestly don't know. It's a bit out of character for her to want to give out an idealized image.
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>>161059104
Obviously because cute girls don't poop.
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>>161054681
Walk her home "gently"?
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>>161037821
Follow her without saying a word. Sounds more interesting than my boring life.
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>>161060036
Well done.
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>>161059382
They do, just not in a bathroom. Don't ask for details here, though. It's more of a /d/ thing.
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>>161054414
>Ayase fans are massive cucks

Kek, just like her in the show itself.
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>>161049880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIMqDhJzfgQ
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>>161037821
Fuck it, let's go.
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>>161037821
Accept, request sex in exchange.
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>>161052940
Proud to be a member.
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>>161060614
Enjoy your below average intelligence.
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Who else loves Megumin here?
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>>161056269
Elf Megu a 2nd best.
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>>161062035
HAYAKU DENDROMAIDEN WO
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>>161047536
Literally name one thing better than having a threesome with Megumin and Wolbach. The best JC ever designed and the best cake, the best of both worlds.
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>>161062259
Having a threesome with Megumin and Yumyum in front of Wolbach who is unsuccessfully trying not to look and drool a little.
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>>161062035
/m/egumin going full chuuni is fun. Seems like the only time she went full crimson demon in s2 is when she saw Vanir's mask on Darkness.
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>>161062424
Her chuuni side is actually a lot harder to please than most Crimson Demons. Yunyun is kind of an oddball to them, but so is Megumin.
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>>161061713
Kazuma.
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>>161037821
Tell her to come back with Darkness
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>>161062562
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>161062631
How new are you?
I know I haven't posted as much this year.
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>>161062631
Delete this. My tripfag blocklist is longer than my contact list.
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>>161062035
Snow Megu
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>>161062035
>>161055651
>you will never choose Megumin's clothes
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Skimpy thief outfit Megumin.
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>>161058649
It hasn't been confirmed to be anything yet. It could be an OVA or a spinoff or season three.
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Slav Megu
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>>161063472
>slav
>not squatting
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>>161063324
It's like seeing my daughter growing up and at the same time I wanna nail her.
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>>161063324
So she actually bothered learning another skill other than bakuretsu in the bakuen?
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>>161063685
that escalated quickly
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>>161063726
No, she's really just having fun LARPing as a thief.
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>>161063685
I can't blame you, Megumin is a real sweetie but her current body is luscious.
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>>161054648
>she will never look at you with glowing eyes
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>>161064246
Imagine waking up to this.
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>>161064305
imagine having a happy, healthy relationship with a girl who loved you for who you were
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>>161064625
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>>161046938
How far do you think she went? I want to believe megumin is pure -_-
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>>161064625
And then she fucks other guys while partying drunk every week while you are gone :^)
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>>161064920
>-_-
You're not even trying.
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>>161064305
>>161064625
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>>161065018
>a happy, HEALTHY relationship
why do you think I said imagine?
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>>161058755
I thought he only tried that the once and it fucked up badly because Aqua the cockblocking whore put up a barrier
(only on novel 3)
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>>161065069
IMAGINE
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>>161065022
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>161065097
he mentions going back there several times after novel 3
apparently he's been so many times that he got some sort of coupon program just for that one store
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>>161037821
carry her inside the house, since she is roughly 40kg
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>>161065097
>>161065196
You don't fuck the succubi, they just give you wet dreams.
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>>161054826
Unfortunately no
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>>161037821
DO IT
I love things that go KABOOOOOOOOOOOM

>autist
That's you, not her.
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>>161037821
Steal her first kiss.
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why can't she be real what did we do to deserve this
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>>161037821
mating press
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>>161066560
God has forsaken us.
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Can anyone point me to where I can buy an accurate replica of Megumin's panties?

It's harder than you'd think
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>>161066681
That's a very specific question. I don't think anyone has made a reproduction of her panties(although it'd probably sell).
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>>161066746
https://www.barenecessities.com/sleepy-jones-goldin-stretch-cotton-bikini-wu002-2002_product.htm?pf_id=SleepyJonesWU0022002&color=Black

This is the closest I've found but it doesn't have the little ribbons.
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I'd rape her so hard her vagina would have a eight inch fissure when I pull out. Id record a video of it and keep playing it in background as I manhandle her body and mouth making it do the most naughty things.
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I cannot. I walk down a different path. The path of justice.
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>>161065125
HOW MUCH FUN
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>>161067605
IT WOULD BE
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>>161037821
Pound the absolute crap out of her and explode in her tight pussy.
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Megumin in tracksuit when?
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>>161037821
Probably call a tard wrangler
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>>161066681
I MADE A THING.
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>>161064305
I'd rather wake up with a hangover to this
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>>161068930
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>>161037821
Fuck off with your landmine cult bitch
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>>161037821
Tell her that I'll go if she can beat me at Tekken
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>>161037821
Ask
>I am a terrorist?
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>>161037821
Walk the path of explosions with her, obviously.
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>>161037821
I crouch underneath the window by the door until I'm sure she's gone, then proceed to the kitchen to get my bowl of cereal.
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>>161051086
What is that anus tickler on the right supposed to be?
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i haven't jacked it in 3 months and i just did to megumin now my dick hurts and i got cum everywhere what the fuck i thought my explosion wouldn't be this large
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MAHZIK OYTHEM
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>>161037821
Recklessly blow up frogs with M80s along with her as she laughs in a state of heightened madness.
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>>161037821
>wat do
Thank Allah. I can use her for sexual emergencies once she becomes exhausted after blowing up London.
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>>161037821
Explode inside her tiny womb with the force of a thousand angry orcs.
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what is with you autists and roulette posting

I swear anyone can drop one of those anywhere about anything and you just can't resist rolling no matter how much it shits up a thread.
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>>161045979
are condom earrings a thing now?
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>>161071526
Can't complain.
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>>161037821
Rub her legs.
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>>161037821
>>161040735
>>161041796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTb-3PKR_Vg
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>>161071348
>posting 3dpd on /a/
Go away.
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>>161063080
>Your waifu is so explosively hot that she can get away with having bare legs in winter
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>>161065350
You can, if the succ is willing.
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>>161066817
Sewing is actually underrated skill.
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>>161071348
I'm at a loss for words.
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>>161037821
Let her cast her spell somewhere then take advantage of her powerless, limp body.
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>>161072244
These are for cumming on, not /cgl/ shit
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>>161073506
Another axis cultist shows up.
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>>161064625
I knew that feel
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>>161063685
Why can't you want both at once?
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>>161045979
>cum on the mutton
rer
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>>161075288
>>161075157
>>161074760
kys
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>>161037821
I explode inside her. Then I walk the path of explosions with her.
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>>161071348
is that The Anime Man
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>>161075809
Axis cult welcomes even converts from inferior cults.
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>>161076476
kys
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>>161076823
Well alright.
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>What do?
Put on my jihadist robes and turbant
Allahu ackbar
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>>161076863
god she's so pretty ;__;
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>>161077101
she's too good for this world

>>161076863
not that i'd mind guild girl though
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>>161039660
What's the ATF?
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>>161077030
nyanko was boring af
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>>161077737
She's da bomb.
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>>161071348
>he doesn't know it's just one guy
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>>161037821
Are were here to explode the tsar?
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Ignore the spammer, post Megumin!
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>>161078879
>Ignore the spammer
Who?
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>>161079115
The one who keeps replying to the roll post.
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is it me or konosuba fags are cancerous?
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>>161079324
If you think it's one person, you must be new. Look at the IP Count, replies and time span, little nigga.
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>>161079388
I'm the person who just replied to you.
Look at the IP count.
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>>161079371
both
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>>161041050
>proves it on your house
>passes out
What do now? You won't fuck unconscious her in plain sight, won't you?
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>>161079479
>Look at the IP count.
That's what I told you to do. 212 IPs. The chart has 91 replies. Really makes me think.
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>>161079585
It has 214 now after my post, even though I posted before.
Weird, maybe you're just too new to realize that people can fucking change IPs. The guy who keeps replying to the same post is a well-known shitposter who does just that, don't try to defend him.
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>>161037821
Behead her in the name of Allah
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>>161079631
>It has 214 now after my post, even though I posted before.
>I'm insecure enough to change my IP to """prove""" my delusion, so everyone does
sad

>The guy who keeps replying to the same post is a well-known shitposter who does just that, don't try to defend him
For 19 hours, you turboautist?
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>>161079698
Just shut the fuck up. You've been here for what, two months, and you clearly don't know what kind of shitposting goes on in Konosuba threads. That, or you're the shitposter.
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MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!
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>>161079774
>Just shut the fuck up.
Take your own advise, you butthurt nigga.

>You've been here for what, two months, and you clearly don't know what kind of shitposting goes on in Konosuba threads. That, or you're the shitposter.
>projecting this hard
Cry more for literally no reason. I was one of the people replying to the chart and I'm pretty sure I didn't post the 90 other replies, dumb slut.
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>>161079631
>it is one person
Just how delusional are you?
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>>161079698
>>161079774
You're both weaponized autism, Megumin would be proud.
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>>161079582
I'll just take her to my underground bunker.
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>>161079837
Were you here in April when some Axis Cult recruitment chart with "Your mother will die in your sleep" written on it got 100 lazy replies? Or in July when the same thing happened in a M/F/K thread? You're just too new to know about that particular shitposter and the lengths he'll go to to make a thread reach bump limit.
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>>161079976
>when some Axis Cult recruitment chart with "Your mother will die in your sleep" written on it got 100 lazy replies?
That wasn't samefagging, are you retarded?
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>>161080023
The common consensus in that particular thread was that it was the same guy because he wasn't even trying to hide it.
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>>161079270
>want oppai
>get fake oppai instead
What of joke is this? Also rerolling to fuck with that turbonigger who we all are one person.
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>>161080040
>The common consensus
Now you're not even trying. "Your mother will die in your sleep tonight" is a site wide autism meme, of course it pulls in lots of replies just like a roll chart.
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>>161078759
YES
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>>161080098
You'd know if you saw the thread in question.
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>>161079976
So everything with more than five replies must be the work of a spammer/troll? You ought to start listening to Alex Jones. And don't forget your tinfoil hat when posting here.
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>>161080142
Shut the fuck up.
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>>161080200
I don't intend to convince you anyway. It just proves that I'm more perceptive to obvious attempts at shitposting than you are.
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>>161080253
Seething.
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>>161080277
Retard of the thread.
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>>161080326
Go back, nigga.
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>>161080277
>perceptive to obvious attempts at shitposting
What a fedora level thing to say. Do your eyes allow you to see through all bullshit or just the thinly veiled bullshit of poor jokes?
>calls me new
>proceeds to say I can recognize a troll post
You might as well start shitposting to become the chemo. You are about as cancerous as this boogey man you invented.
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>>161050305
heaven
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>>161080512
That isn't what I said. I think you're reaching right now.
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>>161080650
>reaching
That is pretty rich coming from someone who is scared of the spamming boogieman.
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lol
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>>161037821
Does following her mean I'll marry her at some point?
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>>161080864
Oh, but as I said, you don't have to believe me. I already made my case.
But I don't see the point of continuing to reach for insults after you made it clear that you believe I'm full of shit. Why are you so emotionally invested in a discussion about some spammer?
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>>161037821
chuunibyou =/= autism
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>>161081063
If you behave like a chunni in real life, you'd be super autistic tho.
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>>161081276
>implying we didn't all behave like that in early middle school
I used to mimic characters from Eyeshield 21 with my group of friends.
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>>161081417
Yeah, and look where you are now.
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>>161079910
>implying an underground bunker by modern standards could withstand Megumin's explosion
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>>161081480
Where am I now? Spell it clearly.
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>>161081516
If it's not a direct hit, sure it can.
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Name 3 cute facts about megumeme
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>>161082221
- She's a girl!!
- She's an explosion maniac!!
- I love her!!
- Megumin!!!
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>>161082221
>Used to bully Yunyun for her lunch
>So intelligent that she can't help being manipulative
>Extremely driven
Truly, gap moe is the best.
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>>161040839
wasted potential
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>>161082221
She'd make a great mom as shown by how she used to singlehandedly take care of her little sister. She keeps coupons and stuff like that in her purse. She likes super robots.
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>>161078879
>post Megumin!
request accepted
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>minus 100 posts
Haha.
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wew
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megumin.
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>>161082221
dorkness is cuter.
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>>161087359
What happened
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>>161054681
>I'll walk you home.
Anon, she's underage. You shouldn't dick underage girls.
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>>161092086
Roll spam
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>>161093552
If she's underage then why do I find her sexually attractive?
Checkmate.
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>>161093855
Because you have a patrician taste.
Still, you shouldn't dick a cute little girl because cute 2D lolis are 100x better
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>>161037821
Grab ass
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>>161037821
Sex
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>>161037821
Rape
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>>161037821
Lodge in house and eventually marry.
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>>161037968
Damn
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Gay penis




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