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You may have... One wish
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I WISH FOR A GOOD BERSERK ADAPTATION.
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I want a new Macross series!
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Make everyone cute lolis
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I wish to have infinite wishes!
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I want to fuck Rei Ayanami.
Mogudan version.
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>>176774796
I wish I was an oppai loli.
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>>176774796
I wish for death.
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>>176774846
>>176774900
>>176774910
>>176774923
that's not how the monkey's paw works
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>>176774937
You didn't say anything about how it works. Hurry up and grant my fish, waggot
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>>176774992
>fish, waggot
wish, faggot*
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Kaiji S3
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>>176774796
I wish for infinite wishes
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>>176774992
>You didn't say anything about how it works
It's like this: I wish for Haruhi S3.
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>>176774796
Flip Flappers Season 2, it's as good as the first 10 episodes (objectivly and from my point of view), financially succesfull and i can watch and enjoy it with /a/ like the first one.

Making it that specific probably results in me dying afterwards but that's ok.
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>>176774814
But in return, Miura will die and the manga will never end.
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>>176774796
I want for Senjougahara and Araragi to break up for good!
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I wish for >>176774936 to be immortal

I wish for >>176774923 to be a cute shota
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>>176775142
If you're going to force me to be a shota can I at least be a convincing trap?
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I wish to be a tripfag that all of /a/ wants to headpat.
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Boy I sure would love a Golden Kamui adaptation
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>>176774796
7 dicks
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>>176775197
Now that's an impossible wish.
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WOO! MONKEY HANDJOB!
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Everyone’s favourite series will be finished perfectly and then adapted perfectly for the rest of time.
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>>176775105
I don't understand the difference.
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Fine
I wish for >>176775194 to be a cute trap
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>>176775049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGBX3xKwFo
It's literally a monkey paw wish.
>it's been made, but you can only watch it by playing pachinko.
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K ON season 3. What now?
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>>176775197
Granted. /a/ is now removed.
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>>176775241
>not wishing the opposite
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>>176775225
One day, I swear to you it will happen.
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>>176775268
Made by A-1
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>>176775295
I’m tired of making people unhappy anon. You could always wish for my wish to be reversed, there are no rules against it as far as I know.
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>>176774814
Wish granted
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>>176775268
Jun takes 90% of the screentime and all the good girls wen't to study overseas never to be seen again.
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A second season of Kino no Tabi.
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>>176775241
thank you!
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>>176775194
Most shotas these days are so you're at least covered there.
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I wish Haku had killed Naruto.
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>>176775268
It's a pachinko machine.
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>>176775352
So was that Berserk? What happened to it?
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>>176775129
That's even better
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>>176775291
The point is with the monkey paw is that something bad happens.
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>>176775241
Wish granted, everyone's favorite series will be finished and adapted perfectly for the rest of time, but it will all take ages for them to reach perfection. You will all die before anything truly finishes production.
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>>176774796
Orient animated by Bones
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>>176775411
>doesn't even look like a girl while wearing girl clothes
>only person lusting after him is a boobymonster
Why are you showing one thing while saying the opposite?
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>>176775197
I know few translators everyone loves. Not worth the time sink, probably.
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>>176775480
At least my grandkids will live in a golden age of manga, and their grandkids will live in a golden age of anime adaptations who am I kidding I’ll never reproduce.
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>>176775480
I'll take to bullet, most of /a/ is like 12, so they might live, come to my grave and tell me how it was sometime, then i can go peacefully without regrets.
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>>176774796
I wish for £200!
I wish for my son to be alive!
I wish for a new Getter Robo anime
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>>176774846
They all become asexual, as do you.

>>176774900
You can make Infinite wishes but they can’t be for your benefit, only other people’s benefit.

>>176774910
Everyone else in the world has fucked her already.

>>176774923
You will be raped every day, and not in the fun way but the gross, demeaning, uncomfortable way.

>>176774936
Reincarnation is real and you will never reach enlightenment and escape the cycle of rebirth.

>>176774937
This is now how the monkey’s paw works.

>>176774992
Your wish is granted but you tust malk tike lhis nrom fow on.

>>176775049
It rushes through the rest of the series in just 13 episodes.

>>176775073
Same as >>176774900
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Bokurano reboot.
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>>176775448
>>176775352
It was apparently some other series and project that just happened to use a similar similar to the Brand. I don't remember what it was because as soon as I heard it wasn't Berserk and instead was something else it vacated my brain. I think it was something Science Fiction too.
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>>176775729
>the gross, demeaning, uncomfortable way.
But that is the fun way.
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>>176775776
If you’re the one doing it maybe.
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>>176775729
>You can make Infinite wishes but they can’t be for your benefit, only other people’s benefit.
You know how hurt to me. Impressive.
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>>176775729
>You will be raped every day, and not in the fun way but the gross, demeaning, uncomfortable way.
It's like getting two wishes granted at once.
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>>176775809
I’ll hurt you any time baby.
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>>176775776
>>176775841
Ok fine I’ll change it. Your oppai are so big that you will suffer from intense back pain for the rest of your life.
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>>176775809
Just team up with the other Anon that wished for infinite wishes.
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>>176775352
>>176775448
>>176775762
The symbol is slightly off for berserk
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>>176774796
I want Bash Gell bade my Bones.
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I wish for Utaha's spinoff to be an anime. Since this is a cursed monkey paw I'm wishing on, what's the curse?
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>>176775709
I wish for a proper conclusion for Getter Robo that is not as dumb as TTGL's.
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>>176775981
See >>176775729
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>>176775898
>Your oppai are so big that you will suffer from intense back pain for the rest of your life.
That's just an excuse to stay in bed for the rest of my life. With oppai that big I wouldn't even need to go looking for dick, the dick would come to me.
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>>176775521
You have some absurd standards if that's not feminine enough for you, let's kick it up a notch then.
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>>176776076
AAH FUCK

YOU GET TO ENJOY YOUR OPPAI FOR A FEW YEARS BUT THEN YOU GET A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY BECAUSE YOU GET VIRULENT TITTY CANCER
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>>176776172
>get to be oppai loli being dicked daily and not even having to get out of bed for a few years
>then get to be a flat teenager not having to worry about long term back problems
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I wish my husbando was real
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>>176776290
YOU WILL WAKE UP ANDIT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM AND YOU’RE ACTUALLY A FAT MEXICAN MAN IN PRISON WHO GETS STABBED TO DEATH IN THE SHOWERS

BEAT THAT
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I wish the Rebuilds never happened
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>>176776298
He becomes real but is completely uninterested in you and doesn’t want anything to do with you.
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>>176774796
Give me the powers of God, make me the strongest, an undying being of infinite strength!
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>>176776361
I don't think it counts if you just describe reality without changing anything.
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>>176776376
Fuck you
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>>176776427
But real life is the greatest punishment imaginable.
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>>176776412
So just like any other male that has a 4 second conversation with me?
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>>176776414
Ok you are now Kars, floating in the space.
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>>176776505
I’d pityfuck you anon.
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>>176776618
My vagina is reserved for nart and nart only.
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>>176776644
Who said anything about vagina?
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>>176774796
I wish they would bring back Dragonball. GT didn't do it for me.
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>>176776714
That's where poop comes from!
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>>176776479
Who hurt you anon
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>>176774796
I want boku no hero academia to get an anime and be successful!
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>>176776779
Not right now it doesn’t.

>>176776791
I only have myself to blame.
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>>176776779
Why do you poop from your mouth?
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I wish the production committees for manga, LN, VN, etc. anime adaptations were obligated to animate the story to the conclusion of the source material; furthermore there would be a minimum number of episodes per volume of the source (to prevent the cheap bastards from abbreviating the plot), the adaptation itself must be of an acceptable standard of visual quality (you can't make a flipbook-tier animation to just get it over with), and this rule should apply retroactively to every series ever made (in which there is enough support from fans to reconvene the story).

inb4 anime adaptations of all but the most popular franchises die out, and the anime industry becomes centered around original projects.
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>>176775264
God this hurts. I'm getting MGS3 pachinko flashbacks now
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>>176774796
Let me become a janny and destroy the crossboarder hordes!
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>>176777324
Granted. You have a discord, right bro?
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>>176774796
At the moment it's Index III being good. PV is promising, but we'll see how that goes when it airs.
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>>176776584
damn, sometimes it do be that way.
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>>176775139
All Palestinians are killed and their land is irradiated, so they are free from ever being dominated ever again.
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Give me a painless death
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>>176780013
It's quite gory and long, but you feel nothing.
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>>176774796
Bleach anime to return with added fillers that make it better
also with a rukiaXichigo ending as a final troll
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>>176780056
That sounds rad honestly.
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I wish that everyone's wishes here get reversed.
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^ I wish that your wish gets reversed
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>>176774796
End my life irl
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>>176776298
that's not hinata
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>>176774796
I want good dubs
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>>176779921
Where's the drawback? Nobody actually cares about the Palestinian, it's all about keeping Israel from growing.
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I want a S2 of toradora focused entirely in ryujixtaiga relationship
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>>176774796
I wish that everyone would realize how good DitF was
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I want to become an anime
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>>176783742
Think of the shittiest anime you've watched. You're now a mob character in that anime.
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>>176774796
I want the girl I talk to to actually love me back.
she's 2D
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>>176783905
I don't remember Mob ever being in an anime that's shitty though.
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Spice and Wolf 3. Oh wait, I already got monkey pawed.
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>>176784253
we must have hope, maybe the dialogue will save it
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I wish Methonium continued to make doujins, some including the cast of his fat elf manga.
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>>176776376
Wish granted. But 4.0 would have been a masterpiece that brought all of the previous elements in the Rebuilds (even 3.33) and the series together beautifully, providing a definitive end for the Evangelion franchise.
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>>176775898
>>176776076
You know girls with breasts that heavy just wear corsets. Imagine how hot it would be if you had to wear a corset every day, only adding more emphasis to your body being built for other's pleasure.
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>>176785896
Anon, please. I already finished fapping to this hours ago.
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>>176784383
Still /v/ shit regardless.
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I wish I was a cute girl like Yuno in a happy world like Hidamari Sketch.
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>>176775230
The monkey paw sweats extremely hot hot sauce. Hopefully you don't plan on doing anything that involves leaving your house for the rest of the day.

>>176780013
Extended psychological torture gets substituted for pain.

>>176783906
She never becomes 3D and the anime she's in gets canceled.

>>176785896
>>176785995
Why does there not seem to be much hentai that focuses on corsets? They're hot as hell but it seems only western porn focuses on them at all.
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I want a Tsukihime anime adaptation
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>>176788657
2003 but upscaled
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I wish I actually enjoyed anime
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>>176789063
You enjoy anime and are satisfied with it without fail. The consequence is you become unable to talk about anything else with those you meet, constantly inserting it into conversations it has no basis being in. You revert back to that 15 year old girl in high school that wore cat ears and said GLOMP and Nyaa~ with no shame
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>>176789504
>The consequence is you become unable to talk about anything else with those you meet, constantly inserting it into conversations it has no basis being in.
Most of /a/ already does this
>You revert back to that 15 year old girl in high school that wore cat ears and said GLOMP and Nyaa~ with no shame
I would her, I don't even care if she wants to watch ouran during it
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>>176775121
It becomes extremely popular in the west. The fans are obnoxious and the threads are flooded with tumblrtards contributing bad opinions and posting irrelevant shit until the threads hit autosage. Though it's financially successful, good fanart and merch is impossible to find because of low-quality garbage flooding the internet. It gets a terrible Hollywood adaptation too, making it even harder to discuss with original fans.

>>176775141
But neither of them will fuck you.

>>176775977
Bones original ending.

>>176777174
Adaptations are now too similar to the source for anyone to consider buying overpriced BDs. Anime originals don't pull in much money either. Studios go bankrupt. The entire industry is wiped out.

>>176780904
They're only available through a high-priced streaming service and no torrents exist because no one watches dubs.

>>176782566
24 episodes of Ryuji and Taiga staring at each other. No speaking. No kissing. No handholding. Just staring.

>>176785231
All he draws is BL now.

>>176786769
You are happy but unfulfilled and can't help thinking your life is being wasted on fun.
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>>176789686
>It gets a terrible Hollywood adaptation
that's a hard fate but i'll take it if i can see their smile again only 1 time.




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