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Captain Kirk is my role model edition

Smut: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bnGqZyDNVtFLpjsDaEOhXyhByMlNLXoOnLF9e9iIc2o/edit
Quest: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest

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It took Henshire embarrassingly long to notice Tasoula; McClellan had finished asking about the ruckus he had heard a minute ago, and Henshire was halfway to expressing his confusion when he finally looked over. All the more to his credit that he could respond with such a matter-of-fact tone.
>Fine! I'm fine. Just going to be sore in the morning.
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I dunno if this belongs in here or the TF thread, but I'll leave it up to the janitors to decide.
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Is meandraco kill?
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>>1778691
Fucking opposing force
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>>1778696
Alien snake waifu is the best waifu.
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>You will never capture all the sexiest alien babes and selective breed them with Xenomorphs, making each successive generation of Xenomorph more sexy and lewd than the last until you hit the pinnacle of alien hotness.
>You will never unleash these hypersexualized Xenomorphs just to see what happens
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>>1778852
>sore in the morning

COMMENCE

THE

SNU SNUUUU
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>>1779321
Looks like an action figure from the 80's, color scheme and all
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>>1779337
Makes sense.
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Question for the xeno lovers. How many of you are bisexual vs straight/gay? I'm curious how many of you swing both ways on the gender spectrum as well as the species spectrum.
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>>1779339
I'm straight as a Roman road, but the idea of having sex with an alien girl just excites me.
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>>1779339
Open to anything, really, although amusingly I find it difficult to get attracted to the vast majority of things posted on here.

This recent stuff with the female brute is a rare, and welcome exception.
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>>1779340
Fuck, that pussy looks amazing.
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>>1779339
I'm bi, and usually lean more towards a more feminine body type. With aliums though, I'm much more flexible and would be down to fuck pretty much whatever.
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any good writefagging you may reccomend? the less human like, the better
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>>1779339
I'm so straight that I hate futa and traps.
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>>1779339
Bisexual.
More attracted to feminine properties.
Very turned on by traps.
Also have a fetish for masculine women.
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>>1779339
I'm straight, post more xeno qts
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>>1779339
Straight
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>>1779339
Slightly bi-curious irl, but I'd still consider myself straight.
Completely bi when it comes to xenos, though. Might even prefer males quite a bit more than females.
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>>1779339
Straight. Wanna knock up all them ayys so they pop out hybrids.
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Draw me like one of your french queens
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>>1778699
We don't have enough Kroot.
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>>1779339
Bi. Love traps and femboys, and muscular strong women.
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>>1780353
Cabal women have tusks, btw.

Pic related is Calus' daughter, whom he wants dead for betraying him in Ghaul's coup.
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>>1780701
I'm into it. I'm about to drop my super and fist of havoc her asshole. Do you think hunters can golden gun their dick for a golden nut that hits the back of the womb for guaranteed pregnancy regardless of species?
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>>1780718
Only if Voidlocks can launch a giant glob of voidjizz that slowly hunts down its target and gives them a one man bukkake that will also splash all over nearby fine alien bitches
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>>1780749
Yes. Yes they can. We need sexual supers for all classes now. Do they also get sexual uses for their grenades/ melee too? Can a devour warlock eat a grenade after he cums and instantly recover?

I think the nightstalker can shoot bondage tethers for instant sex dungeons.
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What would aliens see in our boring human bodies?
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>>1780969
Some ideas I recall from earlier threads are:
>Stamina. Humans might not have the highest sexual stamina of the animal kingdom (we don't latch onto something's back and fuck it for hours / days non-stop), but we still have a fair bit of endurance. Means much more and much more frequent sexy fun-times.
>Size. While, again, not the highest in the animal kingdom, humans are also far from the lowest in terms of length (we do lag behind in terms of testicular / load size, if I recall right). Good for size queen aliens.
>Foreskin. "It's.... adorable~"
>That we aren't covered in fucking barbs or painful spines or something, either males or females. You can put your dick in it and be sure it'll come out without missing any pieces, or vice-versa.
>If we follow Sci-Fi / Fantasy trope of "Burly monstrous alien males, human-but-with-green-skin alien females", we're basically a race of effeminate traps?
>Mouths? They're pretty good for many things, from licking to nibbling to sucking to kissing. Might not be the best at any one, but we can do a lot of things at once.
>Hands and Feet. ... Strange fetishes are universal. Furthermore it might help that we can finger somebody with a digit that isn't capped in inch-long talons capable of shredding through leather like papermache.
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>>1780969
You assume that aliens would have a similar morphology to us. If we ran into a species of slug-like things, or something akin to the Eosapiens from Alien Planet, we'd have plenty of strange biological quirks that would be vastly different from what they were used to.

Speaking of which, it's a shame there aren't any Eosapien lewds to my knowledge.
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Missing Maeka. Been a while since the last chapter.
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>>1781032
>flying twat with arms
>no lewds
this is an outrage
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Alright, since I see we've moved onto a new thread I'm going to shill myself out once more

Adventures of Tash and John Ch. 5 (WIP)
https://pastebin.com/EtPhJRPn

Boring medical stuff edition. I was kind of debating if I really wanted Tash to go to the doctors appointment and decided fuck it, I'll do some random world building. So Tash is going to her people's version of a gynecologist to see if her rash (and constant) decisions to fuck an alien are going to kill her or something. I'm excited, are you guys excited?

Feedback and comments on anything I do are very, very much appreciated. I seem to hardly get any so I don't know if I'm just doing things right or if I'm doing them very wrong and it's all really boring. Thank you and enjoy.
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>>1780969
I kow this is retarded bait you post in every thread like this but come on, get out of here with your humanity is the center of all bullshit.

If there do exist aliens out there they'd wanna fuck us for the same reason we wanna fuck them, being intelligent beings. Their fucking might be a bit weirder or even shit like parasites or literally melting into your flesh but as long as theres a mechanic of attraction they'd probably have retards wanting to fuck an alien.

Now if you wanna talk about actual feels then bring up the fact that life is not only such a rare concept coupled with the fact that space is essentially unbelievably huge, there is such a abyssal small chance that we can find life or that life even exists. And that it would even be anything more than blobs eating chemical slop. Remind yourself that there is only one genetic linage of being that developed further than bacteria.
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>>1780969
>eternal mating season
>bodies built for endurance
>variety
>BBC
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>>1780969
It could be literally anything, our five finger hands. Noses, pores, tentacles inside our throat, organ made to create painful piss stones from waste material.

Literally anything.
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>>1781413
Dude I just want to fuck something weird
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>>1781698
Then the guy shouldn't shitpost about how sad we should be.

Fap nigga, fap.
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>>1780969
Depends on whether or not we get some weird biochemical/biological stuff going, like the Puazi's whole "humans are an intense aphrodisiac" thing or "humans can mate with any species and produce offspring".
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>>1781747
Puazi you say?
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>>1779339

Straight, but willing to bend if the other party has feminine enough features. So futas, traps, weird aliens with curves and boobs.
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>>1778852
May have wanted to choose his words a little more carefully. This is how rumors get started.
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>>1781769
Bob's life is a conga line of suffering.
I wouldn't wish this torture onto my worst enemy.
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I imagine brute courtship is pretty much the male punching the female and if he's strong enough to beat gets to fuck her. Now I imagine how confusing and frustrating human courtship would be for a brute female.
>he never tries to hit her or fight her so she can't respond with a fight
>can still smell the guy is trying to court her
>buys her gifts
>brings her places to eat and pays for it
>offers to help her with stuff
>is annoyed, confused, and frustrated she doesn't know how to respond with being used to just punching males to see if she was going to mate or not
>until the guy invites her over to his place and cooks her food, most likely meat, and it clicks he could this all the time for her if she was his mate
>then she remembers how her kind's males claim mates by beating them so she figures why can't the females too
>so she tackles him and screams at him to submit or fight
>the guy has no chance since he just got jumped out of nowhere and is pinned by several hundred pounds of alien fat and muscle
>with it obvious the human guy has no way of fighting back and isn't strong enough to even budge her she gets all happy about him being her mate now and future prospects on more home cooked meals
>then she realizes she's really horny and that a mateship fight has happened and her body remembers that so it instinctually knows what happens next and is getting raring to go
>the guy, who is already confused about what just happened, is now worried that the giant alien woman who just moments ago jumped him is looking at him very oddly and making purring/growling sounds while eating the steak he cooked
>and then many more brute females went after human men when they heard they will cook meat for them
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>>1781296
I like your world building. It provides substance to Tash and John's experiences. Thanks for your work.
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>>1782122
You monster. How dare you not post the adorable follow up?
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>>1778947
He posted an update on his dev blog a little under a month ago, but Meandraco's always been a little sparse. I take it he hasn't posted any art lately because he's doubling down on getting his game out the door.
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>>1779133
I'd make her dance on my Tek.
>inb4 nobody understand my reference
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>>1781413
This is literally the first time I post something like that. Sorry if it has already been asked in the previous threads, I didn't realised that.
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>>1779339
Middling bisexual, at least at first. But all these lesbians are getting so cliched, I'm going towards male right now.
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>>1782122
>>1782152
>>1782176
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Rube and the relatively recent interest in jiralhanae women are the light of my life
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>>1781769

Bob... had a hard life.
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>>1782553
#PrayForBob
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Does anyone have kai'ani art I just want to get a feel for tesh's looks
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>>1782981
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>>1778852
Is there a spot where all of the scenes are at? Someone should post the series of them to e621
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>>1779339
If it's got a dick, I won't go near it.

Fucking an alien sounds incredibly surreal and intriguing. But still, nothing is going inside my anus
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>>1780399
>the tongue mouth has bunny ears
kek
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>>1781296
Why can't more Sangheili females be drawn like this instead of the fatasses we usually get
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>>1783509
I don't want my ass to be in peril either, but I feel like the dick would be kind of comforting. I know how a dick functions. An alien vag could contain any number of horrible surprises, but if an alien is sufficienly effeminate I can handle giving them a handy-jay.
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>>1783532
Fuck you anon you're turning me gay
STOP
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>>1780969
Well, to certain members of said alien species, third spider's bodies are boring and it's our bodies that are interesting.
"Mmmm check out those two sexy appendages" -snake lady from xcom
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>>1783543
Too bad, here's a thicc alien boi!
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>>1779339
Post a strawpoll
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>>1783543
Just imagine it. Getting abducted and waking up to a cute alien twink staring nervously at your erect phallus as you lay naked on a table. Him blushing and chittering in his celestial tongue as he cautiously wraps first one and then two hands around your length and stroking it slowly, his eyes locked onto your glans like he's hypnotized. Him stopping abruptly and shedding his skintight suit, revealing his own modest bulge. Your restraints open up and you stand to find him kneeling on the floor, presenting his plump hindquarters to you and shaking slightly.
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>>1783532
Fight the gay
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>>1783715
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>>1783532
That picture is now making me think of aliens who are turned on by high temperatures.
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>>1783532
>>1783715
>brother/sister grays
>dating human dude
>interstellar poly tri
>sister loves to watch you buttfuck her brother
>brother cums buckets as you plow his sister
>they both dress in skimpy little outfit
>they hang off you like alien arm candy
>they like it when you let them share your lap
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Cute gay femboy ayys are the best.
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One of these days I'll get myself a turian gf, you just wait
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>>1784067
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>>1782122
Why hasn't anyone informed me that this artist draws Elites as well
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>>1784273
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>>1784274
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>>1784277
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Rube is too fucking good
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>>1784273
>>1784274
>>1784277
>tfw no tits even though Sangheli females canon have tits.
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>>1784346
Sangheili are saurian
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>>1784442
The females still have tits.
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>>1784346
If by canon you mean those fucking anime ass shorts where there was a spartan 1337 and hunters the size of scarabs, lel

Personally I think the flat chest suits them, especially in Rube's style
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>>1784445
No.
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>>1784454
same
>>1784646
flat is justice
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>>1782122
This odst trooper is the hero humanity needs.
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>>1784769
>tfw rookie faked his death for this
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>>1782981
No, there is no art of Tash or any Kai'ani. It seems as though I'm some kind of anomaly because I'm a Writefag with zero artistic talent. I'm also not the kind to beg for art. So if someone likes my work enough to want to draw it, then they have my full blessing to do so. If not, that's life. As long as people keep reading and enjoy it, I'm happy.
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>>1781296
Nice to see you back Humaboo and also glad that Tash and John isn't dead.

Thanks for not forgetting about us smut fags over here that love a good story
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>>1781296
i sware is shes pregnant
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>>1784442

Technically, no.

Using earth creatures as a reference to determine alien anatomy doesn't work because they're aliens.

They belong to their own suborder of species. Calling them 'saurian' is just an over simplification.
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>>1779339

i prefer girls, but a cute guy is not out of my realm of possibilities on any fetish.
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>big hard xeno girl wants to keep her small soft human boy safe
Imagine overprotective xenos wanting to protect humans because how weak/fragile we seem to them. How soft we are could be an interesting thing to some of the alien species with exoskeletons or thick/tough hides.
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>>1785607
Than they get surprised by just how dangerous we actually are. Might give us this creepy niche.
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>>1785620
More like how quickly we run head long into dangerous stuff and just makes them worry even more.
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>>1785620
We look all nice and soft before we break out the whips and leather
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>>1785636
Exoskeletons probably aren't particularly good when worn with skin tight clothing. It would likely just get ripped off. I wonder what an alien with an exoskeleton would think of humans in skin tight clothing, when they are used to padded armor.
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>>1785630
Relative to what though? For all we know, we might one of the most cautious, methodical species in the galaxy, since we don't have anything else to base our judgments on.
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>>1785759
>Quarian /ss/

MON DIEU YES
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>>1784067
If you come to think about it, considering their size and anatomy we would be for them what brutes, orcs and other this type beings are for us. Large, muscular, possible dangerous and almost monster like aliens whitch can easly dominate them. It's not far-fetched to image that some from their spiecies would has human fetish.
Honsetly I am toying with the ideas of humans being for other race this very menacing, babaric yet not hostile aliens. Let say we have this small, fragile, herbivorous, pacific species. At least some of them might find intercourse with warlike predator pretty hot. What do you think about this?
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#interstellardemonstripper
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>>1785672
Either
>"What the hell, why are you wearing silky soft clothing over an already silky soft skin that's also nice and warm?"
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>"DOUBLE THE SOFTINESS, DOUBLE THE CUDLINESS"
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>>1785620
>aliens have been watching us for a while and think that we are soft and cute
>decide to make first contact
>they don't know they are landing on planet asshole
>welcome to earth motherfucker
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>>1785487
That's what ONI calls them
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>>1783716
FIGHT THE GAY
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>>1784454
>spartan 1337
That was the only noncanon short, though the visuals of others were not gospel truth either, just the stories they told.
>hunters the size of scarabs
These exist. They're called Scarabs.
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>>1783532
How did you get that?
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>>1787247
They best aaylmao is a gaaylmao!
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>>1787247
>>1783716
>>1783715
>>1783532
>>1787569
Fellas, both are equally good.
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>>1787578
Nothing wrong with playing for both teams.
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Because it was bound to happen eventually, I've created a tournament bracket of the most commonly posted aliens to finally determine what the best species is. I've tried to include the most popular ones, but if there are any I should add/remove, let me know. Once the bracket has been finalized, we can start voting.
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>>1787709
My nigga you have some very VERY high tension on those match ups. I predict tears and fights over who makes the best waifus and husbandos.
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>>1787709
>Vipers vs. Turians
Nigga you trying to set the world on fire or something?
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>>1787728
>>1787749
The seeds aren't set in stone, I just randomized them for the sake of listing all the groups I could think of. They'll likely be moved around a bit before voting starts.
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>>1787709
>>1787749
This is a harder decision than anything I ever did in Mass Effect
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>>1787709
I feel like there should be a reference pic, because the Wraith and Sea Angels are totally not connecting to anything.

Also, yeah, Viper vs Turian is WAY too strong to be a first round match up. Almost everything afterwards is disappointing.
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>>1787709
>Vipers vs. Turians
>Brutes vs. Puazi
>Quarians vs. Twi'lek
>ON THE FIRST FUCKING ROUND

You need to calm down a little bit there lad. Maybe add some more aliens. Also, look up CGP Grey's videos on voting systems to get some ideas on how to make this fair.
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>>1787761
>>1787749
>>1787728
Updated the seeds so we wouldn't have too many heavy hitters going against one another in the initial rounds.
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>>1787807
This is how WW3 starts
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>>1787807
You're going down a path that will ruin things for generations, lad. Think of the children! The internet isn't meant for this bloodshed.
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>>1787807
What's a sea angel? I can't find anything on it.
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>>1787807
>Tyr'ahnee is the only individual
RIP
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>>1787807
This is going to end badly.
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>>1787807
lets do it boys, Tyr'ahnee ftw
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>>1787807
I have heard of race wars but I think this is taking it to a new level
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>>1788048
Sorry to say this, but she's going up against the classic xenomorph. I don't think she'll make it past the first round.
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>>1788080
>Not believing in best xeno
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>>1787807
Go quarians
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>>1787807
I hope you all realize that the Xenomorphs are going to make it all the way to the semifinals bare minimum, probably to the finals, based solely off how much they get posted here.
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>>1788123
I wanna see how far my wife will go
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>>1788080
shit, good point
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>>1787843
They're debateably alien, but i've seen them posted here after enough to say they deserve a spot on the list
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>>1788144
First time I'm seeing this thing, but then again I missed some threads a few months ago.
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>>1787807
Here we go gang, the bracket is done, so voting can start. I'll leave these polls open for a few days or so, and update the listing with the votes. Apologies for the large number of links, I was unable to find a site that allowed for multiple questions.

Sangheili/Sea Angels
https://strawpoll.com/bchp7wh4

Twi'lek/Puazi
https://strawpoll.com/z9kdk2xc

Na'vi/Asari
https://strawpoll.com/p96zrw62

Xenomorph/Queen Try'ahnee
https://strawpoll.com/f7rg4asx

Turian/Grays
https://strawpoll.com/ewwkkac5

Yautja/Quarians
https://strawpoll.com/df92k1xk

Viper/Wraith
https://strawpoll.com/xkypd27x

Brutes/Krogan
https://strawpoll.com/1cr59ge7

Don't forget to post art to support your favorites!
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>>1788195
IT'S TIME
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>>1779133
Someone did a drawing of snake alien without the hood/hood pulled back. Snake waifu becomes snek waifu that demands boops.
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And so it begins. The greatest war of our time.
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>>1788195
Brutes FTW
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>>1788195
Vipers are loveably cute when not trying to murder someone
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>>1788195
>Boring blue squidhead ladies of one sex beating cool blue kitty people of beast mastery
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>>1788333
Both of them suck tbqh
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>>1788333
Lesser of two evils.
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>>1788333
Na'vi don't really have much going for them besides being blue and tall.
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>>1788333
Honestly, I see them as similar to elves. Na'vi are "pure" race who does not soil their home, while we are creatures who just fuck everything up. We aren't as strong. We don't have tentacle hair to give us guidance. We had to claw our way to be anywhere near as strong as they are, and they see us as something akin to sinners. I don't care much for Asari, but I really hate the Na'vi.
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>>1788195
I honestly donโ€™t care for Asari or Naโ€™vi, but I voted Asari out of sheer hatred of that one cancerous Naโ€™vi poster
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>>1788425
>but I voted Asari out of sheer hatred of that one cancerous Naโ€™vi poster
God this
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>>1788425
While I also am not the biggest fan of the Na'vi, it's a shame that that poster had to ruin them for most people here.
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>>1788425
I REALLY need to make a fapfic about these "Niark" aliens.
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>>1788333
It doesn't matter. Whoever win will still lose to xenomorph or even queen Tyr'ahnee. I think everyone in this thread can agree.
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>>1788693
>Tyr'ahnee
Not likely, considering she's losing the first round.
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>Queen Tyr'anhee losing
I don't even know who you people are anymore
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>Quarians and predators are almost even
I'm okay with this
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>>1788768
People with good taste in cuties. And nasties. She can go both ways.
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>>1788768
Look at who she's up against and tell me you didn't see that coming
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>vipers over wraiths

You gutless cravens
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>>1788195
>people hate na'vi
>it's all [spoiler]my[/spoiler] fault

I-I'm sorry. How can we fix this? What's the problem and what can we do to right the wrongs here?
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>>1788946
Don't spam

Maybe nuggas will come around again with time, but you have to come to terms with it being that a lot of people here don't like them very much and they may never be very accepted

I feel the same pain in not being able to post Jujehyu lewds, but that's life
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>>1788951
your issue is more jannies/mods keep flip flopping on if they will allow them or not
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>>1788768
>tfw your waifu is losing and never had a chance to begin with
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>>1788958
>she was put up against one of the most iconic aliens in media and porn art
it's essentially having the ventriloquist fight superman
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>>1788951
then all I can do is keep going like I have the last few threads. I have a na'vi commission in the making which I will probably post when it's done, but until then I'll hold off with the na'vi posting.

By the way, the commission depicts a avatar fucking a na'vi from behind while wearing a T-shirt. What are some fitting texts you could put on it, I'm thinking stuff like "na'vi uplifting program"
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>>1788195
The only one of these that's neck and neck is predators vs quarians, everything else is a landslide victory
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>>1788946
>How can we fix this?
>we
It's your fuckup, champ, not ours. You figure it out.
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>>1787709
nigga xenomorphs better straight up win or my dick is gonna be limp
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>>1787709
>>1787807
>tournament bracket
Fucking why? That's so horribly inefficient. Seriously, you should have just make it a rating poll and been done with it.

Having it set up as a tournament bracket is pointlessly convoluted and won't give an accurate result for pretty much anything other than the top two.
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>>1789004
I agree with you.
Somebody should simply do a poll and put it in the first post of each thread so more people can vote over time.
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>>1789004
>>1789100
I was tempted to make a rating poll, but in my experience I find that outside of people's top and bottom 2 or 3, they rank the middle options pretty arbitrarily. Plus, while it's not the most accurate metric for overall rankings, I think a tourney bracket is more investing to follow than a single poll.
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>>1789382
It's more fun if anything.
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>>1788945
Vipers are obviously better
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>>1787807
I'm going to be sad if xenomorphs don't end up winning the tournament in the end. These threads evolved from the xenomorph threads that used to be on /d/ to the much more inclusive version we have today.

>>1789004
Tournaments are more fun. It's not like anything is at stake anyway.
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>>1789923
I can't say it's a sure thing. Brutes seem pretty popular here.
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>>1781296
First time reading any of this, real cute and comfy anon. Keep at it
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>>1786643
>Ship off ayys comes to earth and hovers for a bit
> lands and xeno chicks come out with war declarations and shit
>Mass raped by the soldiers stationed all around
I can kinda see that happening
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>>1788768
WHEN WE FACE EACH OTHER WE CAN FINALLY SEE OUR TRUE SELVES
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>>1789004
>won't give an accurate result for pretty much anything other than the top two.
They don't even do that. If the top two meet in the semis, the second best team is going to wind up with third place overall. If one branch was inadvertently really weak, the best of a bad bunch can stumble ass-backwards into second place.

Comprehensive rankings with any serious accuracy can only be obtained in round-robin contests; the classic tourney bracket scheme exists because A) large scale round-robin takes forever and B) the sense of peril keeps ratings and profits high

>>1789382
Yeah, rating polls do get crap results for the midrange choices. While knockout tournaments are even worse garbage for determining rankings, they are pretty fun.
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>>1789980
recently

much less so if you go even just a few months back

Xenomorphs have been here and been prominent from the start

I'm happy that brutes are getting some love
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>>1788195
Alright gang, due to the large leads in most of the brackets, I'm closing the polls for the initial round of voting in just over 12 hours, so get your votes in if you haven't already.
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>>1790874
And remember to vote for Yautja so they can beat those Quarian scum
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>>1790876
But Quarian waifu may lead to geth waifu.
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>>1784454
actully they're not to far of from this official art for one of the books. personally i like the idea of elite females being sexy and lean/thin while brutes have thicc/musuler females.
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>>1791152

>spread cheeks
>completely destroy halo
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>>1779339
Eh, bi-curious I guess. I like muscular women and occasionally traps and femboys. Not sure if I'd ever fuck a dude irl though. Most of em aren't as small and cute as the ones in my chinese cartoons.
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>>1791152
>don't like furries
>don't like hyper bodies
>mfw Sligar The Tiger's stuff

I guess there's always an exception.
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>>1781296
Halfway through chapter 1, and this is actually decent.
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>>1791235
The SCP thread is a few boards over, friendo
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>>1791245
i know
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>>1787807
>only Star Wars species is Twi'lek

What about that Togruta, or Rattataki pussy?
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>>1787561
I'm fucking dead dude.
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>>1791260
Rattataki don't exist, dave filoni said so
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>>1788979
Depends. Maybe something like "cross breeding test" or "intercultural exchange".

Is the na'vi girl tied up ? You could write "Avatar free time" or "drilling for oil"
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>>1779339
>Gender spectrum

Are you retarded?
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>>1782132
>>1782553
Pray for Bob
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>>1780701
>Desticle

Shit taste in games apparently translates to shit taste in porn. Imagine my shock.
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>>1780759
Oh, I see....you're both 15.
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>>1791346
no hes mentally ill, theres a difference
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>>1786215
unf
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>>1791317
Who gives a shit about that neckbeard? Clone Wars and Rebels are a cancer on Star Wars
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>>1782301
Tiak?
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The wait for more Maeka is pure murder. You can only read through the older parts so much before you really want to know what happens next.
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>>1791321
good ideas, she's not tied up but the avatar is holding her queue and is generally pretty dominant
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>>1779339

Bi.

I'm actually very intrigued about the idea of alien sex. By all rights it should be very strange to us and the idea of both bending brainpower to figure out how to satisfy the other is sweet.

It's already a long shot if your hypothetical alien partner mates for pleasure and can do it in a way that doesn't hurt you, the odds of them having something analogous to our gender split is basically impossible. In the astronomical chance that space dudes have space dicks, I would certainly find a use for them.
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Does anyone have any good lewd stories of Vetra?
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"drawlloween day 10: martian mayhem

Though far advanced in technology, philosophy, and spirituality, the martians never were able to replicate the ancient lost art of the pizza bagel. That this delicacy was rediscovered on earth, proved to be the catalyst for unification between the two planets, much to the happiness of everyone man with a microwave."
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>>1779339
Straight, but very much into sex where the woman follows tropes normally reserved for men- including being aggressive, scary, and above all predatory.
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>>1779339
>>1788195
What the name of this species? I know they're from some indie game or multimedia project with an anagram or backwards word for a title, but I can't remember what it's called.
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>>1791260
Or Kaminoans?
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>>1791708
No, but that's mostly due to not having the Mass Effect Kink Livejournal links on hand.
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>>1791435
Agreed my man, life is suffering. Have we gotten any art for that story yet?
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>>1788333
navi suck get fucked fag
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Alright, the first round of the tourney is over. No real surprises with most of the brackets, but the next round is set to have some pretty tight competition. As before, polls will be closed around 2 days from now.

Elites/Puazi
https://strawpoll.com/wxa8hkwf

Asari/Xenomorph
https://strawpoll.com/71w39c7w

Turian/Quarian
https://strawpoll.com/eph4w14y

Viper/Brutes
https://strawpoll.com/wzc5zsef
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>>1792090
oh they suck alright
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>>1792092
Why are all these 404?
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>>1792104
Oh nvm.
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>>1792092
>quarians vs turians

no please. dont make me choose.
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There ain't enough protoss or hybrid smut
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>>1792092
These match ups are far better than the old ones.
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>>1792173
CUTE I SAY

C U T E
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>>1792092
IT'S STARTING TO COME DOWN
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Remember. Quarian traps are much better than Turian traps.
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>>1791708
Gotchu senpai
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12573065/1/Court-and-Courtship
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12477564/1/Brittle-Innards
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>>1792289
Turian everything > quarian traps
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>>1781296
Hey, long time reader first time writer, love your work, I just wanted to say that no, you're not doin anything wrong. Now finish The New Holland incident god dammit.
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>>1792289
Gotta say I'm more fond of quarian traps
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>>1792092
Quarians are more qt than Turians, you can cuddle them without getting stabbed by a plate of hard whatever the fuck Turians are made of.
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>>1791713
She's a cutie
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>>1792776
>accidentally getting stabbed by your turian gf while cuddling
>this is bad somehow
pleb taste
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>>1792776
>he'd rather have purple humans with three fingers and fucked up feet instead of a warm naturally armored turian waifu/husbando
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>>1792092
Viper vs Brute.


FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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sorry, I got a bodysuit fetish
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>>1785672
Stupid Sexy Flanders
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>>1781768
God damn his wife is a fine piece of alien ass
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>>1786215
>You will never plow a small little herbivore alien as she begs you to conquer her pussy like the powerful warlike race you are
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Daily reminder that the best female aliens are sexually dominant female aliens.
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>>1792092

Haven't been around here for a while, what's the tournament about? As it stands there's no way I'll be disappointed.
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>>1793561
Just an impromptu tournament to see what the most popular alien species is.
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>>1793579
Well, I know who I'm rooting for
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>>1786215
>>1793130
Christ you actually made me write a short. It's shit but I'll post when it's done.
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>>1793592
HURRY HURRY HURRY

I NEED IT
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>>1792463
Thx senpai
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>>1793629
I think the biggest problem is that I didn't really base the herbivore alien off of any pictures, so it's a little light on character descriptions. But I guess you can always use your imagination. The more you pump your dick the hotter your imagination tends to become.
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>>1793629
Okay so it's probably going to be finished tomorrow. I need to sleep.

Night folks.
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>>1792092
>tfw THE CLASSIC Grey alien lost the first round.
I'm sad, doubly sad because I don't like Turians; but I guess the lack of good art for one and the abundance for the other had everything to do with it.
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>>1793705
Grays are in a tough spot because they have a classic desing that's more unnerving than sexy.
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>>1786380
Wonder what retard saw a reptilian tail and thought DEMON when they started that name for that character.
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>>1782122
>>1782176
>>1784273
>>1784274
>>1784277
I really appreciate an artist that can draw both a sexy female and cool looking male character, fur collars and full helms is where its at
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>>1792177
anymore flatwoods?
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>>1793051
Thats haydee isn't it?
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>>1793643
Femtur dump for my fellow armored bird loving degenerates

Vetra:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12573065/1/Court-and-Courtship
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12477564/1/Brittle-Innards
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11075751
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11162286
Other Femturs:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12486590/1/The-Long-Way-Home (same writer as Court & Courtship)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11304063/1/
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9186883/1/Just-Another-War-Story

Lewds/Lewdtext dump:

https://mega.nz/#F!tnBxCYZS!yT10WevouTKSs9zhtpOquA
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>>1792092
>this fucking list
holy shit so much wrong with it
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>>1792092
Doing an image dump to commemorate those who have been eliminated.
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Seems we hit bump limit, so there's a new thread up.
>>1794095
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>>1778691
I like the idea of using the spore launcher as a fleshlight
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>>1794013
thank you anon
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>>1784067
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>>1786643
>>1790056
>"If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you come to make war, we surrender."
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>>1796780
I'd rather go down fighting than surrender to xenos




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