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I went through all the Velma stuff on paheal and xbooru, and picked out all my favorites. Here's the dump
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Welp, that's the last of my happy-little collection. Hope you saw something you liked :)

Of course, feel free to contribute. Have a nice day, guys.
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>>1871340
Not sure if you were there, but I'm the guy who bitched about how hard it is to find Velma pics that aren't complete horseshit last thread

Thank you so much for going through the effort. It must've taken a while
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>>1871389
It only took an hour or so; only about 30 pages on paheal and around double that on xbooru. Regardless, I'm happy to share.
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>>1871266
My chubby gf got herself a Velma outfit, thick thighs under that red skirt really do it for me
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Pina I love You !!!!!!
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>>1871266
Why are you posting a weird oversaturated lower-res version of this image?
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>>1873508
Cuz I'm retarded as fuck, lol. I like the version you posted a lot better, thanks for letting me know.
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>>1874158
nice
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>>1873635
Velma is portrayed as being smart.
Smart woman having sex with a nigger?
Immersion broken 1/10
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>>1874197
>Being this edgy
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>>1874908
welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay
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>>1875162
lol I spend my time on enough WoW threads that you'd think I'd be used to it, but I think I was just so disappointed to see a bunch of new images in the thread that I couldn't fap to.

But really it's my fault for not contributing more, so w/e.
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>>1874908
>why
Because
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Trap Velma is best Velma
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>Dickgirls
>Giant black dicks drawn by racist, self hating white men


I want these memes to die.
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i'm black and even I find this raceplay shit too much. it's overdone and just stupid honestly
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Oh boo fucking hoo, you god damned pansy.
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Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /aco/.

/aco/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.
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>>1880823
Who the fuck cares
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>>1874908
Because futa fags have to disrupt the peace. They're like kids left out at lunch so they resort to posting their garbage here.
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>>1880823
It's because her tits are wider than her hips and her waist is slim in every canon design for Velma meaning she thicc boi. Velma has a banging body under a loser nerd design. Velma is literally what every fucking loser faggot wants a hot chick with the confidence and outward appearance of an ugly girl.
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>>1880823
This copypasta is in every fucking Velma thread and it's always stupid. Nerdy girls with big tits are hot. Even in that screenshot, it's very visible how big Velma's tits are despite wearing a baggy sweater. In fact, it's even hotter that you CAN see the shape of her tits in a baggy sweater. I would 10,000% bend over this version of Velma in a heartbeat. She's exactly my type.
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>I am a great magician
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>>1880823
I don't get it either.

I've seen 50 times more Velma porn than Daphne porn, and that's a fucking outrage.
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this is actually pretty funny
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>>1880823
I'll answer even though it's a copy pasta.

I was always, and still am into shy girls wearing glasses. Idk why it's just a thing. That's why Velma is so hot to me, and I feel it's like this with most people in these threads.
It's not hard to understand
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>>1874908
Because futa, trap, shemale,
ect... Is fucking amazing.
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> posts Joel Jurion futa velma
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>cumming from a super limp looking dick
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I (OP) didn't post any pictures after >>1871340
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>Of course, feel free to contribute
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>>1880823
Huge tits hidden under that sweater with the wannabe-nerd hipster bitch thing going on.
Nerdy chicks don't have to be smart, just shy, not-hideous and horny for an easy lay.
Even as just another dumb bitch being a wannabe nerd actually comes off lowkey ditzy.
Hell, her catchphrase is fucking "jinkies!" bitches like Velma are stealth bimbos who play up the nerd to gold dig for a Bill Gates over Arnold Schwarzanegger
They're simply not as conventionally pretty as their competition so they get more shy about it.
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>>1871281
I just came to these
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Seconding this.
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>>1874908
Because faggots need a dick to suck. It's in the job description.
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Been dying for sauce for ages,
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she's better than the overwatch girl
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>I'm black and i hate being portrayed as disgusting subhumans with foot long dicks, used as degrading monsters
wow surprising
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I got it, kek.
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Anyone got that Milf velma pic that was posted in a previous thread (>>1829393)?
The archives don't have that pic.
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>>1893111
Sliding into Family Guy territory with this one.
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