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Smut: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bnGqZyDNVtFLpjsDaEOhXyhByMlNLXoOnLF9e9iIc2o/edit
Quest: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
Game: http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6

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Press S to spit on grave
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>>2816057
>Never Played Halo
You should at least try the first one, it's neat.
And the second one because of the Arbiter.
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>>2816057
>>2816085
Kek I'm in the same situation, I want to breed a sangheili so badly but I don't know shit about their species.
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>>2816091
I've actually played the first two and Reach and I know barely nothing about the lore except for the cool alien writings.
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>>2816092
What an interesting sock. I wonder what's inside and if whatever is inside can be understood.
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I've oinly played combat evolved and I don't know shit about the lore.
All I know is that I was a guy in cool suit and was killing aliens and later - zombies. Wasn't speaking english back then and the translation was godawful.
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Post full Nellson hold fucking.
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>>2816101
>mom found cum sock
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>>2816169
>pinning your cum socks to trees
>not donating them to sperm banks
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>>2816201
>not pinning a sock
Now where Santa's supposed to leave your christmas present?
Bet you feel dumb right now.
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>>2816209
>"Santa" putting a "present" inside a sock you've put your own "present" in
Isn't that how some fishes reproduce?
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>>2816101
Stop messing with the sock.
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>>2816296
>no option to fuck the distortion
WACK
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>>2816296
the hell is this?
I haven't seen this in game.
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Give me some fucking aliens with big tits motherfuckers.
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>>2816441
this
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>>2816441
Who's the motherfucker in this scenario, the tits?
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>>2816453
Well yes, unless you're fucking a pregnant xenomorph/alien.
Then you're the motherfucker.
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>>2816080
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>>2816463
I'd be down with that.
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>>2816509
Unnnf
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Here's another alien with big tits motherfuckers.
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>>2816629
Scratch that, here she is.
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>>2816630
Is this ciirc where does he keep his work nowadays?
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>>2816935
In space
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Xeno girl here. What are some creative ways to use my antennae while mating with my human bf?
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>>2817065
Probe it up his urethra
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>>2817089
O-oh my-! Wouldn't that hurt??
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>>2817065
Use the antannae to rub his hair,or have him rub your antannae with his cock
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>>2817113
Take it slowly. He'll love it
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>>2817065
show tentacle
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>>2817138
>tentacle
>moth
as expected of a street shitter.
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>>2817113
Moths why are you so cute you are supposed to be insects and insects aren't supposed to be cute
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So how are the aliens in Destiny? In the Halo universe I want to stick my dick into just about every alien species. Do the aliens from Bungie's new property hold up?
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>>2817213
>evil time robots that are just terminators with weird heads
>undead space wizards
>dumb giant angry ugly Roman styled generic big aliens
>multi armed space pirate race that is the only interesting ones
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I hope you guys saved all the xeno porn on tumblr.
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>>2817221
yes, ALL OF IT
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>>2817221
I just read the official statement and holy fuck, it's just as retarded as you'd guess.

>As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets.
Yeah, uh, tumblr's contribution to the continuing polarization of politics through its facilitation of echo chambers partly through its design and partly through its policies? What's that? No, we need to remove the porn from our site, that's what'll result in a better world for the future.
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While I find tumblr banning all the porn amusing because it reminds me of the self destructive behavior shown in dashcon, it's also kind of sad since you know no matter how hard everyone tries to save it all some of it will be lost and never recovered. There will be hundreds of gigs of porn lost on long forgotten tumblr pages, it's like a mini burning of alexandria.
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>>2817293
>retards still don't want to go into the options and turn on the option that hides NSFW content
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>>2817170
Because they're fluffy and look soft. Also because they're harmless.
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>>2817293
Yeah, the promotion of liberal and conservative echo chambers that further radicalizes people to extremism are A OK

but porn bad!
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>>2817221
>tfw I finally set aside some free time to practice my drawing skills again
>Tumblr gives me less than two weeks to hoard before it all implodes
Genuinely seething.
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>>2817354
at least you get to watch the site kill itself
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>>2817309
It's even better. The way it's been up until now is that NSFW content has been hidden by default, and you couldn't even see posts from "sensitive content" flagged accounts unless you created an account and checked the box to show "sensitive content".
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>>2817361
Porn is universal and timeless. You got cave drawings of sex and every culture had some form of porn. When we meet aliens one of the first things each side will end up doing when given access to each other's databases is look at their porn if several curious individuals don't go off to fuck already.
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>>2817363
Realistically, there isn't any reason to assume that aliens would even reproduce sexually, let alone experience sexual desire like we do. It'd be an extraordinary coincidence if both parties could even stand in the same room without environment suits.
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>>2817405
Only smaller/simpler lifeforms reproduce asexually. All the big and smart species are horny fuckers. This is due to all the smart species being social and sex is a rather social thing when you come down to it. Look at dolphins and how smart they are and how fucking sexually deviant they are too. The higher sapience the higher the chance of them being sex freaks it gets. You have to have enough brain power to have fetishes and kinks.
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One of my favorite Xenomorph pics.
Would you fug or not?
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>>2817439
Anon that shouldn't even be a question.
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>>2817439
yes
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>>2817170
>insects aren't supposed to be cute
What do you mean? Insects are cute.
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>>2816101
The sock lore is deep.
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>>2816935
Here
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>>2817516
WHAT
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>>2817363
You're also assuming aliens would experience pleasure from reproduction. They might view it as a bodily necessity that's so mundane as to be uninteresting or taboo. Alien sex might be the equivalent of a human picking there nose, or cutting there toenails.
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>>2817523
Considering how important reproduction is an incentive like it being pleasurable would help keep the species' numbers up.
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>>2817525
Cutting your toenails is arguably pretty important.
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>>2817527
forgetting won't doom your species.
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>>2817532
It's not like forgetting to have sex for a year will result in species wide destruction
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>>2817536
Depends on the species.
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>>2817532
What if they can't help but scratch their mates during coitus and forgetting to cut one's nails would disembowel the other?
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>>2817523
>>2817525
Or they could have a completely different reproductive strategy. Imagine a species that reproduces by continuously emitting independent sperm/egg microorganisms that engage in sexual reproduction without any conscious input by the "parents" at all. Their cities are simply suffused with a reproductive mist and newborns just sort of show up out of the air. Lots of lifeforms on Earth take a quantity over quality approach, even highly intelligent ones like cephalopods.

What "sexuality" would mean to them would be utterly different from what it means to us.
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>>2817559
Imagine being in a business trip to one of their cities and having to refrain from fapping unless you want a kid to appear in your cum sock a few days later.
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>>2817559
Literally no higher lifeform does this. The only shit that does this is plants and basic animal like barnicals. Look at all the examples of smart species and how they reproduce and raise their young. They have long lifespans and put a lot of effort in the 1 or 2 children they have at a time. Cephalopods are the odd ones out and have very short lifespans and for some reason also die as shortly after mating for some reason. Their size and the fact they live in such a vast and competitive environment as the ocean has played a part in this too.
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>>2817065

tickle his testicles
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>>2817065
Hold his hands
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>>2817568
L-lewd! D:
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>>2816441

Not aliums, but it might give some ideas.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2186972-some-spiders-produce-milk-and-its-more-nutritious-than-cows-milk/

It's not even the first such discovery on a non-mammal nor even an arthropod.

That being known, the trademark mammalian characteristics aren't really that unique to mammals anymore, and are very beneficial in this case. The offspring mature faster and have higher chance of survival as a result. Also some weird social development.
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>>2817694
>When the team physically prevented the mother spiders from excreting the nutritious liquid, baby spiders died in 10 days.
I could never be an entomologist.
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>>2817568
brain spark
>xeno race that uses there hands for mating
>tfw this stupid meme becomes real
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>>2817777
Quads confirm.
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>>2817065
Stick them in his ear canals and attempt to mind control him while you're laying your eggs in his anus
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>>2816509

Lazy low-detail attempt at a grey heavily inspired by this

Be free to modify, if anyone bothers.
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>>2817851

The pic
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>>2817852
i'm ok with this
I know greys are more space babe but they have a simple charm to them.
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I got carried away
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>tfw the terran asks for a hug
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I added some more details

I think i call it quits now.
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>>2816057
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>>2816061
>when the thread starts off with an unusual number of sangheili pics
Not sure if anyone here would care, but you know those weird cascading-loop dreams that one tends to have? The ones that never seem to ever end?

I remembered having one of those that heavily implied a Dom/Sub chain, but with Halo species, starting small and getting bigger with every loop:
>Grunt(M) to Jackal(F) to Human(M) to Sangheili(F) then Gúta(M) and...
Never got past the last bit, unfortunately.
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>>2816091
>>2816100

The skinny of the deep lore is the Sangheili are bros that made a case for humanity being assimilated into the covenant at a fairly high teir, maybe just below them, but they were tricked into waging genocidal war against us by the prophets.

Things at the end of 3 were strained because of the whole genocide thing, but future relations looked positive.
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>>2817909
Explain again, but in terminology I can google the definition of.
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>>2818052
>gets a (You) right before their shift starts
Uh...a runaway lucid dream?
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>>2818073
What does
>cascading-loop dream
Mean? Is it a dream that starts again when it ends, but with only a few changes on the next go around?

Also, what does
>Dom/Sub chain
Mean? Is it that you swap from getting dommed to being the dom each time the dream restarts?
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Imagine if you saw an illegal in your yard but it was just a disguise by an alien because your species keeps calling aliens that so they morph to that form to not scare you.
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>>2818092
>Wake up at night
>See a Mexican climbing into your window
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>>2818097
>get shotgun
>they suddenly collapse into a pile of goo as a defense mechanism
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>>2818107
>now there’s Liquid Mexican in your carpeting
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>>2818110
Liquid mexican sounds like an offbrand liquid ass that's only named such to be offensive.
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>>2818111
>guy on the right
If that’s supposed to be an guy, the artist needs to work on drawing more men. I thought it was futa, he’s got a very womanly body.
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Daily doodle, I guess. Scribbling shit on an actual tablet feels different.
Nkaan's facial gemoetry is really fucking with my mind for some reason.
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>>2818222
Is this even an xcom viper and not a regular scalie?
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>>2818225
got link? I couldn't take a look before it got deleted.
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>>2817852
I'm really liking that one.
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>>2818230
https://i.imgur.com/1kdCl8v.png
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>>2818220
Try to break it down into simpler shapes/boxes. Not literally though, it'd be a shame to hurt her.
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>>2818235
Nice, thanks.
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>>2817876
Damn those are some long nipples. I wonder how they taste.
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>>2818082
I think it's a dream where you dream you've woken up but never do. Like the one you're in right now.
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>>2818387
>into lucid dreaming
>developed a habit of doing reality checks
>habit works, I do reality checks in dreams, too
>do reality check in dream, realize it's a dream, start lucid dreaming, shape my own worlds etc
>this goes on for a few years
>recently reality checks in dreams started coming as false-positive
This post genuinly fucked me up, man.
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Gonna dump this Garrus-Femshep comic since I've never actually seen it posted here.
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And there's the end, hope you fellow xeno fuckers enjoy.
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And here's a few extra images
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I tried to come up with some primitive primate-like creature.

I would've hoped to make her look more reptilian in appearance, but that would taken too much effort.
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>>2818119
The artist makes some tasty fembois and traps.
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>>2818551
looks good so far anon, looks amphibian to me.
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>>2818372

Probably weird and not in a good way at first.
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>>2818238
I tried, it looks like a Teraurge acid trip rendered in Nintendo 64 engine.
Think I'll try with another character, or just give up attempting "serious" doodles altogether for now.
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>>2818522
I've always liked this comic and this artist, thanks. She's got a serious crush on Garrus.
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>>2816630
I put some colors on her.
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>>2818111
This is practically an invitation.
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>>2818835
STEAL YOUR HAT!
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>>2818842
You joke, but it's basically canon that kicking a Fallen's ass and taking their stuff gets them hard/wet as fuck.
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>>2818847
She really, really likes to swallow, uh?
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>>2818850
>taking their stuff gets them hard/wet as fuck
So what would happen if you stole their stuff, drew a bunch of dicks on it, then gave it back to them?
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>>2818855

They do use fire since they know some basic metal working, but i guess swallowing unnecessarily large pieces of raw food that's sometimes still alive gives them some primal satisfaction.
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>>2818861
In order:
>Call you weird
>Take their stuff back
>Optional: punch you in the face
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>>2818765

How does she work?

Is she a product of natural selection?
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He made a sexy psion, the absolute madman!
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A message from your local trickster.
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>>2818864
Nice
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>>2818522
I love how accurate this is to the characters. I can read everything in the characters voices
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Her Royal Thighness
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>>2818082
>starts again when it ends, but with only a few changes on the next go around?
More or less

>Dom/Sub chain
Seems pretty self-explanatory to me.
Casting fearful shadow? Pinning one down? Impending snu-snu? Take your pick...
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"Hey, Yaviks," You might ask. "Why don't you regrow your arms?"
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>>2819305
"Fuck you." She replies, revving her engine obnoxiously. "Race me."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo
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oi wanker
did ya see the new acention for stellaris comingout in 2.2 and/or megacorp?
>xeno fucker mods and mods for said fucking rejoice
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>>2819585
through the power of science we can fuck anything
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im thinking about calling this species "taurids" a bit uncreative, but it works
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>>2819598
do you have some kind of scale to humans yet or no?
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>>2819585
>Universal sexual biology
I have no idea what that actually means but I like the sound of it
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>>2819611
increase grows speed on mixed worlds and halfbreed races in game
dont get new/mixed portraits
my suggestion is that if you dont go bio ascension get this to boost your pop traits with halfbreeds
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>>2819614
in other words
YOU CAN FINALLY HAVE YOUR HALF HUMAN BABY MONSTER CHILD
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>>2819614
>>2819585
It's odd that I waste so much time jerking off to Xeno, yet also waste more time in Stellaris as xenophobic bigots waging galactic genocide.
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>>2819955
And if that wasn't enough, we find out how martians have sex in the DC universe
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>>2819638
just think of it as your xenophobic bigots having scandalous xenophile thoughts but think nobody else does and try to act even more xenophobic then everyone around them to try and hide the fact that they are xenophile degenerates which causes a spiral that ends up with them wanting to genocide all the other races when secretly they all want to bang them but are now to afraid to voice these thoughts as they think everyone else is actually a genocidal xenophobe when really everyone is a massive closet xenophile degenerate.
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>>2820037
If political scandals have taught me anything it's people who hate something to an almost extreme degree often have a little secret.

The ultra xenophobic empires 100% have xenophiles in their ranks.
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>>2819956
>goo merge
Perhaps the most /d/ thing I've seen here so far.
I can only imagine how big of a mess the climax would leave behind.
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>>2819609
i do, anon.
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>>2819955
That's really wholesome.
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>>2819598
Is she okay with riding?
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Imagine if we discover an intelligent species on Titan.

They are physically compleatly different to us, they live in the liquid hydrocarbon seas. They breath hydrogen and consume carbon compounds from their environment. Their sensory systems are very different to ours, they reproduce via fission and are internally very simple. You can't touch them directly as your body heat would harm them and their environment would harm you. A way to communicate is found.

Despite all the barriers a romantic relationship developes between one of them and a human.

Would you make it work or do you need to be able to physically fuck a xeno to love them?
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Anybody here down to do some Xeno erp?
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>>2820305
>ERP with your Internet xeno waifu
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>>2820284
not the best idea
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>>2819956
What the fuck, DC?
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>>2820494
That's violently erotic
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>>2820504

Did she soil herself?
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>>2820515
That's a very simplistic shadow
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>>2820305
Remote operated sex-dolls. Maybe upload my or her mind into a cybernetic body?
I still would probably. The emotional connection is what matters.
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>>2820504
Cute!
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>>2820453
how about riding after marriage and when nobody sees?
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>>2820539
...oh my
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>>2820601
Those are some cute boobs! [spoilersarenotathinonacogapparently]Nice smile too.[/ohwellspoiler]
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>>2820612
The Fallen have a lot of potential.
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>>2820614
I agree.
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>>2820614
I just wish more than one single (1) artist drew destiny content reliably
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>>2820453
Fucking RIP
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>>2820329
I SLOWLY GET MY HUGE ALIEN DONG OUT OF MY COMFORTABLE CLOTHES. IT'S GREY AND LONG AND SPLITS INTO 8 INDEPENDENT PARTS THAT GLOW BLUE AND WIGGLE.
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>>2820711
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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>>2820305
>Would you make it work or do you need to be able to physically fuck a xeno to love them?
I have internet friends I have a strong emotional connection to. Not love though, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were possible. It's a shame we can't hug but if the romantic relationship is there I don't see why I couldn't love her.
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>>2820305
We have all sorts of fucked up sex toys just for humans. Give it a decade or so when humans are more comfortable and we'll definitely have a way to fuck them.
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>tfw no qt alien waifu to get beaten up by
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Shitty doodle of today, sorry I'm late.
I'm trying to figure out how hands work. I'll move on to drawing things with faces later.
>when the alien porn to philosophy ratio is juuuuust right
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>>2820782
>your qt alien waifu will never cut you into pieces and rearrange them funnily using her superior alien chirurgical knowledge
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>>2820782
>no qt alien waifu to suck your dick after nearly killing you
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>>2820794
<3
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>>2820811
O-oh gosh
Is this really happening?
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>>2820811
>have cute alien waifu
>she leaves gum wrappers on her desk
Perish
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>>2820811
What the hell?
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>>2820832
>gum wrappers
>there's literally not a single gum wrapper on the desk.
?
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>>2820791
Just the right amount of kek
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>>2820817
>>2820811
>>2820794
RIP anon, enjoy pissing out of your eyeballs.
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>>2820843
We'll see who's laughing once my arm is a penis.
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>>2820618
It would be nice, yes.
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>>2820848
Probably everyone
> get erection
> all blood rushes to arm
> armboner engaged
> not enough blood to supply brain
> pass out
> xenogf takes advantage of the situation
> wake up
> massive amounts of jizz, satisfied xenogf
> didn't even get to enjoy this all, being out cold the whole time
> cry
> pee comes out of eyeballs
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>>2820857
My sides.
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>>2820901
(apparently deleted for some reason, archive link https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/2816057/#2820901)
I can't draw for shit but here's a sketch. Someone at least a little skillful would be able to make a sweet cover like you're saying.
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>>2818871
It's subject to change because I'm still working on the specifics of her species with a friend, but the gist of it is that they seek heat and mate for life.
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Hey /xeno/ , how would you introduce your alien gf to your parents and friends?
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>>2821000
It depends how natural and well-accepted into society xenos are in this hypothetical scenario.
If I were to introduce my xeno waifu to my parents and friends right now in this universe, they probably wouldn't be very happy and wouldn't really understand.
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>>2821000
On a scale of Vulcans to Puppeteers, how "xeno" is my gf?
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>>2821173
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>>2821000
"That's right. Aliens exist and I'm fucking one!"
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>>2820949
Are they sentient?
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>>2819585
God damn it, this update is amazing, but I'm having to completely relearn how to fucking play.
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>>2819585
>Stellaris
It’s been over 9 months and I’m still mad
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>>2821505
You're not the only one bro
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furfags
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>>2821000
Depends, are we talking about a world where the evidence of aliens is still widely unknown or discredited?

>Plot twist: They already knew, they just didn't want to spoil the relationship.
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>>2821573
Species traitors, get your shit straight
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>>2821573
>>2821675
if your gonna insult us at least do it right
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>>2820938
Anon, her arms are broken.
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>>2821676
Fine, if you're asking.
Y'all motherfuckers are species traitors. For real.
There. Happy now?
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>>2821202
Puppeteer, stick her on the back of your neck.
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>>2821573
>t. incel
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>>2821678
good shit post but still needs the 40k meme though
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>>2821690
>calling people furfags means you’re an incel
???
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>>2821689
Something oddly cute about a neural parasite xeno gf you can just carry around with you as you have a conversation with eatchother in your head.
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>>2821702
isnt that like at least half being into yourself
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>>2821693
Nah, I'm not taking your image limit.
That's just plain rude.
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>>2821702
Another excuse to bring up cortical borers from ss13!
How's para? I heard that server is one of the worst, with nearly critical mass of furfaggotry
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>>2821701
incel
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>>2820782
this is so fucking funny
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>>2821706
Nah your body is just a vessel for your and her conciseness to interact in.

>>2821709
It's one of the only servers that let's me get away with a lot. It has a lot of furries but I don't care. I'm a casual furry so that might be why but Paradise is less cringy than Citidel or Vore station. If you just get over the "omg I must hate all furries because the Internet told me too" it's not a bad server. Some adminis are fun others are no fun allowed so there is that.
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>>2821742
never heard if it before what is ss13 exactly?
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>>2821754
A free to play 2D top down roll playing game that tales place on a 100% destructible space station. Everyone plays a role and does their job, shit happens, people die frequently.

It has a massive amount of things you can do. For example you can make spears out of broken glass, cable, and bars. You can make drugs in chemistry, you can beat up the clown, get fucked up by xenomorohs, give yourself super powers, get drunk at the bar, remove people's limbs, die in space, make bombs, be in a cult and many many more.

This video is a good intro

https://youtu.be/FHH1vfY6HTA
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>>2821719
spooky
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>>2821761
> you can beat up the clown
t. never met a proper clown who slips and strips you
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>>2821767
I had a clown slip strip ball gag, handcuff to chair and leave me naked in arrivals.

It was not a good shift
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>>2821742
What is even a casual furry? Where does the line lay between being normal person and a furry?
>>2821770
As a sec main, I know one thing: never chase clown into maintenance tunnels.
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>>2821786
probably someone who just likes the porn, but doesn't go to the cons/have a fursuit, interact with the fandom, RP with their fursona, etc
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>>2821786
This
>>2821789

I like the art, I made a character with no back story (ain't nobody have time for that) but I hate the suits, I hate the online communities, I don't want to go to the cons. I've met a lot of normal people in the fandom but they are always overshadowed by the awful ones.
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>>2821416
They are. You can do the Harkness test without problem.
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>>2821843
Would you really bone a xeno based on interpreted behavior, without semantic communication? I feel like that could leave out some critical biological information.
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>>2821885
What if the xeno took the initiative?
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>>2821906
I mean, couldn't sex for them involve you being dissolved/impaled/chestbursted/etc either way?
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>>2821912
That might be a risk humanity must be willing to take.
As far as heatseekers go, they can, in fact, communicate, using their oval appendix to produce sound.
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>not lewding theoretical pseudo-biological lifeforms such as Chromodynamic life ( https://arxiv.org/pdf/1301.1648.pdf and http://archive.is/J8oiJ ) or Gravitational creatures ( http://www.xenology.info/Papers/Xenobiology.htm )

filthy casuls
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>>2821946
Yeah well I don't see you lewding them either.
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>>2821946
shut up
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Why are there no lewds of Birrin?
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>>2821991
There are at least two but I don't have them.
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>>2821946
Right now i'm just looking for life in the solar system. So if you excuse me i'll take my hypothetical hydrogen breathing cryo methanogen Titanean gf and sit over here.
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>>2821843
But can they truly love me anon?
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>>2822047
Can anyone?
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>>2822047
What does it mean to truly love someone?
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>>2821998
I'm surprised with all the xeno fuckers out there more hasn't been made
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>>2822104
Maybe there aren't as many xeno fuckers as you think.
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>>2820938
Thanks, man. I was the one who requested it but I expected people to send me to the drawthread for asking. I really appreciate it.
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>>2821677
>>2820938
I think making her body bend the other way would fix that.
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>>2822053
>>2822052
>>2822047
What is love?
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>>2822173
> her arms are broken
> fuck it, let's bend her body the other way, too
You just want to break xeno, don't you?
Sadist.
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>>2822185
No hurt me pls
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>>2822001
> so Ayy's xeno gf, common sense and God are sitting on a couch
> sitting and not existing
LMAO got 'em
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>>2822196
oof
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>>2822196
What if they exist whenever you don't look at them?
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>>2822203
Then the bastards better start paying rent
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>>2822219
t. incel
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>>2822219
Do you think you'll ever get a xeno gf with this attitude, Anon?
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>>2822227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI
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>>2822227
> implying any of us will
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>>2822228
>José Garcia
Mince alors, je l'ai à peine reconnu.
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>>2822173
Yeah, I originally had her bent outwards, but that felt broken too -and- it looked kinda non-romantic since she wasn't looking inwards into a possible hug.
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>>2822266
What if you put two xenos?
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>>2822281
>>2822266

I might have an idea, hang on a few minutes, I'll make a doodle suggestion pose.
Not gonna draw it, though, since I'm dogshit. Just basic lines to convey the idea of a pose
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>>2822620
yeah, came out looking like shit.
Basically my idea was to make heart with head (instead of arms) and tail.
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>>2822633
Post it fella. Even xeno stick figures are cute.
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>>2822637
it's scrapped.
It wasn't even worthy of called stick figure. It was shit.
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>>2822664
Aww man
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>>2822664
You should [spoilerslol]draw it again[\spoilerslol]
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>>2822281
Dunno.
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>>2822780
This gives me a wonderfully awful idea for a xeno vagina.
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>>2822780
try head+tail curving to make heart shape.
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>>2822783
do tell.
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>>2823022
It's pretty lewd man, i dunno if i can say it here.
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>>2823031
We won't tell anyone.
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>>2823031
Now you can
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>>2823031
Anon, where do you think we are?
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Man what I would give to have a xenomorph wrap her tail around my torso.
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>>2823045
I was thinking that a xenomorph's vagina is unshaped until her first mate,at which point it's molded to his shape and won't take any other dick.
So if you're her first,you're her last as well.
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>>2823223
Jesus christ, that's lewd and terribly cute. It's like handholding times 10.
[badspoilers]Imagine a scumbag getting in her pants once and leaving her afterwards, though. [/badspoilers]
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>>2823238
Let's just say it also leaves a chemical imprint, so the xenomorph would be able to track their mate down if needed.
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>>2823223
>>2823258
>tfw her first time is with a dildo
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>>2823274
>her first time is with your fist
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>>2821991
>>2821998
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>>2823404
Picture bugged out
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>>2820949
>natural neck-pillow for when you make love to her
qt
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>>2824465
What is he even spraypainting?
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>>2824674
"All Predators are bastards"
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>>2824872
"Except mom"





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