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Quakecon 2018 Gameplay and Presentation of Doom Eternal: https://youtu.be/sGSMoMtPmbI
No release date has been specified as of yet.

List of writefag stuff:
https://pastebin.com/nC5ga7Ma

Greentext archives:
http://pastebin.com/3qFKdmLH
http://pastebin.com/RVw3ajTT
http://pastebin.com/b7KFTiv7
http://pastebin.com/agBn1LNU
https://pastebin.com/crBK9xAK

Big R34 archive:
https://mega.nz/#F!ul1yHSrb!rHSJCIkNYGjN_S3WSXZ6rg

Previous thread: >>2770414
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Using the same picture as last year because
>no Christmas-related cute/lewd Doom stuff
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Doom Eternal can't come out soon enough to spark a new surge of smut again.
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>>2856385
I don't really understand her face. What demon is she supposed to be?
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God damnit I'm so obsessed over the hell knight from doom 3 and 4. Wish there was more smut writings of her with some humans, I would have already made some if I was good at writing.
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>>2856548
The Hell Guards don't really have a face. They still deserve more smutty art.
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>>2856583
Make some anyway. The practice will make you better at writing. Use your obsession as fuel.
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Is there any porn of these dudes from Hexen 2?
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>>2858470
I've seen some r63 eidolon but not one piece featuring these dudes. to be fair, who knows what they may look like under that robe. but I've been tempted.
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>>2858684
care to post it? I can find nothing.
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UAC marines are still the property of Hell
You're all property of Hell
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>>2859012
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>>2861624
that's a whole new fetish I'm gonna have to deal with
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>>2861959
>Demon comes to Mars for a better life.
>She finds one and takes to it well.
>Very well.
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>>2856370
So, did anyone else know about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VibM9vCguc
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>>2861624
She was already pretty damn thick to begin with.
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>>2862425
Thicker than a milkshake, and twice as sweet.
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>>2862043
I am more than fully erect.
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Where the FUG is story guy
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>>2863711
Celebrating the holiday, probably. It'll pick back up after the fact. I'm pretty sure they posted a message about it at some point.
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>>2862043
Wow.
I hope the music will be MUS files though.
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>>2864366
It's supposed to be compatible with vanilla Doom, so I'm guessing MIDI (MUS) renditions of the music on the paid for CD.
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Me again.
Merry Christmas!
I have been celebrating with the family, and I have taken the time to give you all some news.
Updates will resume tomorrow, and I hope you all are ready for it.
We've got some neat stuff in the pipeline, so be ready.
I hope you all have a good, safe day with the people you care for most.
Much love.
Peace.
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>>2864553
Merry christmas, dudeski. We'll be patient. Enjoy family time!
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bump
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>>2859151

I like to think the Demons Of Mars and the Demons Of Hells have a falling out over humanity, as the Mars' Demons go native.
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>>2868476
Dirty Pair?
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>>2835477
Looking up at the imposing man, you struggle for a response. "Um... Can I help you, sir?"
Without removing his sunglasses, the man says in his flat voice, "My name is agent Thompson, representing the Human Demon Relationship Program of the United Aerospace Corporation."
"Oh, shit!" Roxanne cries from the bed. "Is that Tommy?"
Agent Thompson looks past you (over you) to see the imp sitting on your bed.
"Roxanne." He says, voice remaining even. His face betrays nothing.
"Hi, Tommy!" She calls, waving. "Sorry about your car!"
Impassive, he redirects his attention back to you.
"I came here to discuss a matter regarding your employment."
Apprehensively, you ask, "Am I in trouble for something?"
"Not yet." He says, and even with his flat, monotone voice, it sounds ominous. "Your first week with the program will be ending shortly. You are required to report to the Human Demon Relationship Program main office to provide a full report on your progress."
"Oh!" You say, your apprehension diminishing somewhat. "Is that all?"
"No. You will also be discussing the matter of compensation for services rendered."
"Oh!"
"Oh, shit!" Says Roxanne. You startle as she has silently crossed the apartment and is now standing directly behind you.
"Indeed." Says the agent, stonefaced. "Would you be willing to appear tomorrow, Mr. Cole?"

>"Sure!"
>"I don't think I'll be able to make it tomorrow."
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>>2870146
>sorry about your car
hahahahaha


Is there anything wrong with doing it tomorrow?
“Yes” seems no problem to me
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>>2870146
"Yes... you could have just called you know?"
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>>2870146
>should'nt be a problem, sir. Who do I contact if I need to reschedule?
Always leave an out
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>>2871452
Seconding this, play it cool but safe
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page 9 bump
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imps have cute feet
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Me again.
Sorry for the delay, everyone.
I'll be working on the update tonight and posting tomorrow.
Look forward to it.
Peace.
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>>2880255
Rock and roll man!
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Reminder cacodemons just wanna be loved
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Holy shit this thread is dead.
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>>2870146
"Uh, sure! But what if I--"
"If for any reason you need to reschedule," Says agent Thompson, cutting you off. "Contact the Human Demon Relationship Program office and speak to our service department."
"Oookay."
"Hey, what about the pizza?" Says Roxanne. She points an accusatory claw at Thompson. "We were expectin' a pizza when you showed up."
Wordlessly, the agent reaches down and produces a large pizza box from the hall floor, a pair of beer bottles balanced atop it immaculately. He hands the box to you, which you numbly accept.
"Oh." Says Roxanne.
You're at a loss for words. "Uhhh."
"The delivery service has already been compensated." Says the agent, neutral as ever. "Please enjoy your evening."
With that, the agent turns and marches away down the hallway without another word. At a loss, you turn to Roanne for answers.
"What--"
"Foood!" Growls the imp, snatching up the beers and pulling the pizza box from your hands. She springs back to the bed with her load, plopping her butt back in her place, and setting the warm box in her lap. She waves the beer bottles at you beckoningly. "Come on, Will! Is this a date or what?"
"How... what..." You fumble with your words, head spinning. "Who was that?"
"Just Tommy." She says, shrugging disinterestedly. "He works with the program, so get used to seein' him."
"What was that about his car?"
"Oh, that. Me and my sisters messed up his car once. It was fuckin' hilarious." She waves the beers at you again, patting the box in her lap. "Finish this movie with me, and I'll tell you about it."

>"Okie-Dokie."
>"Tell me now. I'm way too curious."
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>>2882325
>"Okie-Dokie."
*shrug* Fuck it, sounds like a plan to me. We got red pepper for this pie?
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>>2882325
>"Okie-Dokie."
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Did everyone die on New Year's or something? Where is everybody?
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>>2882325
Gonna go with Okie-Dokie too
Lets keep the mood flowing
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>>2882325
I'll go with "okie-dokie" as well, but I need to say that prompts like these are boring.

When there are multiple actual choices, people can have different opinions and engage in a debate. But when the only two choices are "keep going" and "hold up", everyone is going to go with the first choice and there's no audience engagement.
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>>2885271
>boring
Not really. I think Thompson is a riot, and I love learning about our dates, so this was okay for an appetizer. I will say that I hope the next update comes soon, though.
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>>2885306
he means with the choice taking, use context.
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>>2882325
Okie-Dokie, artichokey.
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>>2885306
This anon >>2885465 is correct. I do like the update and the character, it shows us there is a bigger world around us and that the people we meet have their own lives and experiences outside of what we can see. That's a good thing.

But a choice that is so obvious that it can be automatic, should be automated, and shouldn't be presented as a choice at all.

For example, picking the right movie to watch was a good choice. Plenty of options, plenty of things to consider. Do we pick explosions she likes? something on mars she knows? Something romantic? A comedy? There can be opinions and discussion.

Binary choices can be good too, but it needs to be an informed choice and both options need to be potentially viable. For example, imagine you're being chased by an angry pinky, and you run to a crossroad. You can go left or right, you have no idea where you are, a and there are no signs telling you which hallway goes where. That's a bad choice because it is a complete coin toss and there is no argument to be made for one choice over the other.

Similarly a bad choice to have would be "keep running to save yourself" and "stop running to die". It is an informed choice, but only one option is viable, so it's not a real choice at all.

A good binary choice would be a crossroad with signs "left - firing range" and "right - canteen". because then you can ague about which of the rooms is more likely to give you something to help you survive. Firing range might have guns and give you a fighting chance. In a canteen you could probably find a knife.. .which won't help you much, but there might be lots of food that you could distract or maybe even completely placate the pinky with. Is the pinky angry at you or just hungry? Can you win a one-on-one fight? Do you even want to fight? Do you want to risk making friends with something that was trying to eat you just two minutes ago?

Even binary choices can be good. But I do not think that the one we have right now is the case.
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Me again.
Got caught up in town, so sorry about that.
Update tomorrow.
I know the last one was short, but the next one will be longer and more interactive.
Thank you all.
Peace.
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>>2887555
Will doomslayer make a background or cameo appearance?
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>>2888690
For the sake of every demon involved, I sure hope not.

Unless it's just an excuse to get ourselves into a tightly packed emergency shelter with plenty of demon girls, and partake in their "we're all going to die soon, let's make our last moments worthwhile" orgy with them. Hoping that the slayer isn't in the mood to search for secret rooms.
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>>2882325
"Okie-Dokie, artichokie." You say, plopping down beside her, accepting a beer.
She pops the lid off her beer with a claw. "Arti-what?"
"I'll tell ya later."
There's just something about beer and pizza that makes an action/comedy so much better. Cheesy one-liners and cheesy pizza are a match made in Heaven. Or Hell. Honestly, it's all gotten a bit confusing in that regard these days.
You learn that Roxanne has never had stuffed crust before.
"This tastes like sex feels." She moans through a mouthful of bread and cheese. "How did I not know about this?"
"To be fair," You say, watching Duke trade quips with his evil, robot clone. "There aren't many pizza places on Mars and even fewer who do stuffed crust."
"But you know guys who'll deliver this shit?"
"Yes'm. And once I get my pay settled, I'll treat to another if you like."
"I would die for you. Well, maybe. I'd set someone on fire for you, though."
Through a haze of laughter, pizza grease, beer, and the warmth pouring off of Roxanne, the movie passes by in a blur of violence and humor. As the alien mothership explodes, raining fiery debris down on the ruins of Detroit, and Duke flies away with his jetpack as the credits begin to roll, Roxanne claps loudly.
"That!" She exclaims, pointing at the screen. "Was good. Hey, how late is it?"
"Uhh," You check the clock. "A bit after 5:00?"
"Shit. My mom'll claw my tits off if I get home late."
"So? It's not that late. We still have some time."
"Yeah." She says, a little downcast. "I guess."

>UPDATE 1
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>>2890221
You scratch the back of your neck. "So your mom is kinda strict, huh?"
Roxanne shrugs. "Hell fuckin' sucked ass. Even if Mars is way safer, she still worries. Like, she's always tellin' us to watch our backs and stick together, and we're like 'I'm just steppin' out for a smoke!' and we know where she's comin' from, but it still kinda sucks, y'know?"
"Not really." You say, feeling awkward. You can feel the mood dying. "Is there something you'd like to do before you head home?"
"Ehh."
"C'mon. Anything?"
"Ehhhhh-OOH!" Suddenly, she perks up, her eyes flaring brilliantly. "Actually! Hold on!" She bounds off the bed, landing on all fours and whirling on you, settling in a crouch. "I wanna try somethin'!"
"O-o-kay?" You say, taken aback. "What?"
Smiling from ear-to-ear and giggling in an appropriately impish manner, she scuttles toward you on all-fours, rising to place her hands on your shoulders. For a moment, she stands there studying your face, the ruby-red depths of her eyes boring into you.
You begin to sweat from a combination of nerves and the heat emanating from the imp. "W-what?"
Toothy grin firmly fixed on her face, she says, "I want you to kiss me."

>UPDATE 2
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>>2890222
Your eyes go wide. "Oh."
"What?"
You clear your suddenly parched throat. "That's a little sudden, don't you think?"
She tilts her head at that. "Really?"
"Well, yeah." You say, trying not to stare at her long, pointed teeth. "First date and all?"
You make a concerted effort to not think about how you had sex with Amber on the first date. Not to assuage a feeling of hypocrisy, but to avoid an ill-timed erection.
"Dude," Roxanne snorts a laugh. "I don't know how humans do it, but if we were both imps, then we'd be way past kissin' at this point."
"We would?"
"We would. Like, 'Hey, guys, this is Will, and I'd like it if he could be a packmate now, also I might be havin' his kids somewhere down the line, so just a heads-up' kinda past."
Your eyes threaten to pop out of your head. "Oh!"
"I mean, we can't have kids together, but we'd have porked for sure by now if we were both imps."
"That's... um..."
"Yeah."
"That... wow."
"Yeah."
"That--that's way faster than most humans do it."
"Yeah, pretty much everyone told me to slow it way down while I'm datin' a human. Guess they knew what they were talkin' about."
"Yeah."
"So...?" Says the imp mischievously as she straddles you hips, legs folding on the bed, clawed feet dangling off the edge. Her hands remain on your shoulders and her breath prickles you face. "Wanna make out?"
The heat radiating off of her penetrates through your clothes like they aren't even there, leaving you feeling naked before her. You swallow another sizable lump.

>"I'd love to."
>"Can I go brush my teeth first? Beer and pizza breath isn't good for making out."
>"Won't your mom get mad? Your pack?"
>"Can I get a raincheck? Date two or three is usually the 'kissing date.'"
>"Just kissing? is that all?"
>"I'm not sure that's such a good idea."

>UPDATE 3
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>>2890224
My vote is for "I'd love to" also imp mom's are crazy Hispanic moms?
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>>2890464
>be imp mom
>you're the de facto leader of your pack, most of which aren't your blood relations
>your superiors are either constantly pissed or bored, and their answer to both is murder
>your comrades consist of demons who are bigger, meaner, and stronger than you
>there's some horrifying, legendary nutjob running around making everything worse
>you have few resources, little time, and your "allies" could turn on you at a moment's notice
It's like the old saying goes: "It's only paranoia if you're wrong."
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>>2888690
he exists in nu mars continuity and appeared in one of Doomwriter's fics
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>>2890224
>i’d love to
let’s fuckin get itttt
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>>2890224
Ask her if her mom won't go mad, and when she starts trying to explain, catch her off guard with a kiss!

We need to stop just going with the flow and take back the initiative.
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>>2890224
KISS DE GIRL
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>>2890224
>Hell yeah!
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>>2891609
Holy hell this guy gets it. This is the correct path.




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Mancubus Breastfeeding when
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>>2891609
It's called a cultural exchange. I bet she's used to the rough stuff.
Show her some gentle human lovin'
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>>2894904
...and bullying.
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>>2891609
The only correct answer
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Me again
I got a cold over the weekend.
I'm past the part where I felt like I tried to snort a porcupine, and now I just keep sneezing, coughing, and feeling tired.
I should have the next update out in the next couple of days, so keep an eye open.
Thanks for sticking with me, y'all.
You're the best.
Peace.
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>>2857315
God I still love this art so much.

Is the artist still around here? We need more cute toony gals
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>>2898899
has there been any word on this mod?
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>>2898295
Reeee
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>>2901155
Don't "reeee" at our resident writer.
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>>2901209
>>2898295

Sorry
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>>2898295
Fuckin' same. And it's starting at the beginning of my weekend.
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I've got the creeping crud, too! I'm guessing it's cold season. Go ahead and take your time, CYOA Guy. I know that colds can make being creative a real drag.
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>>2890224
You can't resist smiling. "I'd love t--"
Her lips, hot and eager, swallow your words as she dives in with wild abandon.
She lacks finesse, but more than makes up for it with enthusiasm and raw talent.
Her eyes shut as she loses herself in the moment.
She licks your teeth. You allow it entry, and she wastes no time.
Her tongue explores your mouth, and your tongue dances with it.
You probe further, feel the pointed tip of a fang, and slip inside her.
She tastes hot and spicy with a hint of beer and mozzarella.
She moans hungrily, her hands crawling up your neck.
She runs her fingers through your hair, gently kneading your scalp with her claws.
You moan into her mouth, eliciting a muffled chuckle.
Your hands roam.
You find her sides, lifting her shirt just high enough to brush her sides.
She squirms, giggling into your mouth before breaking contact.
"Tickles." She says.
"Sor--" She cuts you off by sticking her tongue down your throat.
Her eagerness is flattering.
Feeling the rhythm, you reach around her back.
You trace the pronounced rise of her spine, and she hums delightedly.
Her breasts, pillowy soft, press against your chest.
You feel the firm nubs of her nipples poking through the fabric of her top.
Your hands roam further, traveling south.
Her ass is round, firm, and fits your hands perfectly.
She wiggles in your lap, and you reward her with an appreciative squeeze.
She mewl-growls, pushing herself into you with greater force.
You pull her closer, pressing her tummy against you.
Her abs are taut, her slim physique belying a hidden power.
Through the heady fog of arousal, you can feel your lungs beginning to burn. Reluctantly, you surface for air.
She allows you to catch your breath, lapping at your chin, jaw, throat, clavicle.
"Tasty." She murmurs hotly, practically purring. Her teeth graze your collarbone. "Good kisser."

>UPDATE 1
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>>2905489
"You," You pant, mouth tingling. "Liked that, did you?"
She mewls into your shoulder, nibbling at your skin. She traces you jugular with her tongue, rising to meet your eye. Her eyes are practically incandescent.
For a time, you both stare into each other's eyes, lost to the world, your minds buzzing with passion.
Heat pours off of her, permeating you down to the bone.
You scour your mouth for any lingering traces of her flavor. Her tongue slides across her lips tantalizingly.
Her forehead touches yours as she rests against you, her eyes closed in contentment, smiling softly.
"Will?" She whispers.
"Mmm."
"That was really good."
You kiss her gently, chastely. She moans, wetting her lips again.
"I think I like you." She murmurs.
"I think I like you, too."
Another kiss. Her teeth catch your bottom lip, holding it carefully before reluctantly surrendering. The sound of her breathing has you hypnotized. Your heart pounds in your ears.
She whispers again. "Will?"
"Yes?" You whisper back.
She clings to you, her hot body squeezing you tightly, before whispering in your ear.
"Will you walk me home?"

>Of course.
>Let me call you a cab.
>Let me call us a cab.
>Let's call the HDRP.
>I can't. I need to get ready for tomorrow.
>Stay with me tonight.

>UPDATE 2
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>>2905492
Good update and good choices, I think I'm going to go with
>Stay with me tonight.

If her mother is worried about her safety. I'm pretty sure that staying our room is way safer for her than taking stroll though a night time ghetto. Just give her mother a call that Roxy is is safe and sound and she doesn't need to worry about her getting lost/kidnapped/murdered.

I still have no desire to meet with her pack today. And just because we want her to stay with us for the night, doesn't mean we want her to fuck on a first date.

I think we ought to cuddle. Pull her close, let her put her head on our chest, and talk about each others hopes and dreams. She said that for imps it's common to fight over something as trivial as a good sitting spot to watch TV. We should show her that it doesn't need to be like that. That the human way is to share and care for each other's needs. Provide her with a feeling togetherness and companionship, and have emotional not physical intimacy.

We can kiss some more, but let it be out of love, not passion.
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I really don't like the idea of fucking her pack
just putting it out here
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>>2905492
>>2905703
i second this anon’s suggestion, if we can put her mom at ease
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>>2905492
Walk the lady home
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>>2905703
Definitely this, 100%. I've got no real interest in ANYTHING to do with her packmates, especially after getting to know Her on a personal level.
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>>2905492
"Stay with me"
If she declines, walk her home
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>No one wants to fug pack
What are you GAY

If we walk her home maybe something interesting will happen
And I don’t just mean at her house or sexually
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>>2907181
Something interesting will happen regardless. But at least having her stay will lead to a more personal experience rather than being swamped by 20 different imps that mean nothing to us.
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>>2907458
Agreed. Quality experience beats quantity experience.
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>>2905703
This dude knows whats up. Lets get some good snugs in. Sex is for fags anyway
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>>2905703
>>2907693
100% agreed.
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>>2908365
White Crow SFM
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>>2898656
I'm still here my dude. new drawings soon. I've been sick as hell like everyone else
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>>2857315
Really fun stuff
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>barons hiring farriers to tend to their hooves
>cacodemons just going to the dentist at all
>knights gorging themselves on whey protein
>mancubi just falling asleep in random places
>revenants being insanely random and weird
>imp packs forming indy bands for quick cash
>pain elementals training lost souls to do tricks
>arachnotrons suffering from chronic nerd rage
>pinkies getting into fights with their reflections
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>'ey man, wanna go to a shooting range?
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>>2910223
>barons hiring farriers to tend to their hooves
I want to worship a baron's hooves
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>>2911247
>watching an imp's tits bounce and jiggle as she fires a big gun
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>>2905492
>Stay with me tonight.
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Me again.
Hope everybody had a great weekend.
Gonna get the next update worked out tonight, post it tomorrow.
You all know how it goes.
Love you all.
Peace.
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>>2910223
>knights gorging themselves on whey protein

Zyzz knight when?
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Me again.
Sorry, everyone.
Due to unforeseen complications, the update is going to have to be delayed.
It might take me until Thursday to get it out, but I'll try to have it out tomorrow if I can.
Very, very sorry.
I wouldn't delay this long if I didn't have to.
I might be able to get it out early tomorrow.
I'll try.
Thank you for your patience.
Peace.
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I really hope things boost up when Doom Eternal is released.
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>>2917080
No worries man
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Hey, if you want to see more Doom, check this: https://m.imgur.com/a/4paak
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>>2918652
>Making a special appearance at Mars' most popular bar, The 9th Circle, Morris Day and the Time!
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>>2905492
"Actually," You say, stroking her back. She's nuzzling against your neck. "You could stay here tonight."
You feel her tense up, her breath catching.
"Or not!" You quickly append. "Up to you! I could easily take you home!"
She leans away from you, looking conflicted. "Will..."
"Sorry. Just thought I'd offer."
"No, no. It's cool of you. Really."
"Look, how about I give the HDRP a call? That Thompson guy could give you a lift."
"No, No!" She says frantically. "Will, please! I-I--"
She stops herself, eyes screwing shut as she takes a deep breath. She holds it for a few seconds, then lets it out slowly through her mouth. She opens her eyes, looking at you with a spark in her eye. She raises a clawed finger.

>UPDATE 1
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>>2919647
"One minute." She says. She slides off of you, righting herself and pulling her phone from her pocket. She steps away from you, leaving aware of just how cold your room is, tapping something into her phone.
"Whatcha doing?" You ask, rubbing your thighs to try and preserve some of her lingering warmth.
"Callin' home. If I'm spendin' the night, then I gotta run it by the pack. My mom, 'sentially."
You nod. "Makes sense. So, you're staying?"
"Only if she says it's cool. Now shut up a minute."
She holds the phone up to her ear, hand on hip as she waits for someone to pick up. A moment later you can faintly hear someone answer.
"Yeah, hey! It's me." She says into her phone. "Could you put my mom on? The date?" She shoots a glance at you. "It's goin' great, but I need to check somethin' with-- yeah. Okay. Thanks." There's another moment as whoever is on the other end passes the phone off to what you can only assume is Roxanne's mother. "Mom? Mom! Hey! Look, I-- Huh? No. No, mom, I don't need you to come get me. The date's goin' great, but..." She scratches the back of her head, looking frustrated. "The guy kinda offered to let me spend the night, and I-- what? No! Mom, he's not kidnapping me! He's a human! He doesn't even have a gun!" She lowers her phone, covering it with a hand. "You don't have a gun, right?" She asks you.
You shake your head. Martian life be damned, you've never been great with firearms. Aside from being a non-violent person, you're just a lousy shot.
Roxanne returns the phone to her ear. "He doesn't even own a gun, mom! Seriously!"

>UPDATE 2
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>>2919652
Suddenly, her eyes spring wide.
"What?! No, mom! No! Please! I--" She shoots you another look before turning away, whispering into her phone in what sounds like a demonic dialect.
For nearly a minute she and her mother have a heated argument over the phone. You squirm uncomfortably, feeling awkward and out of place despite sitting in your own home.
Eventually, after a vehement disagreement between mother and daughter demons, Roxanne lets out an agonized groan, mutters "Mom, I swear to the fuckin' Icon," and turns back to you.
Her face is flushed, yet she looks apologetic as she says, "Will, I am so, so fuckin' sorry, but she's not takin' no for an answer."
You raise your hands to calm her. "It's okay, Rox. There'll be other dates. We'll just--"
She shakes her head. "Not that." She holds the phone out for you to take. "She wants to talk to you."

>What do you do?
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>>2919659
Tell her your reasoning. If she's so worried about her then it'd be best to let her stay here and that it's no trouble to you. You have a spare set of sheets ready for guests.
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>>2919659
Take the phone and be as agreeable as possible with her. Whatever boundaries she puts up, respect them, whatever questions she asks, try and answer them.
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Be polite and respect whatever decision Mom makes.
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Toonfag reporting in, here's my interpretation of Cookie as a classical Japanese demon
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>>2919877
Seconding this, need to be on good terms with mom
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>>2920082
Looks great.
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>>2919659
>what? No! Mom, he's not kidnapping me!
Kek

>What do you do?
Talk to the mom, obviously, and be nice. As much as Roxy appears to be lawless rebel, her mom seems to be the one authority figure she actually fears/respects/cares about. that's quite an intimate thing to know about her. So let's try not to mess things up for her with her mom.

>"He doesn't even own a gun, mom! Seriously!"
Yeah, seriously! How the hell did we go to the mars without a shotgun? We are the shame of our species!

>>2920082
Adorable distress.
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>>2919877
thirding this, mom's just lookin out for her
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Step 1 buy a gun
Step 2 do what mommy says
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>>2919652
>not owning a gun on Mars
You know how you stop being a lousy shot? You practice.
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>>2919659
>What do you do?
Buy a gun.
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Doom Man said trans rights
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>>2927878
No
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>>2928241
>>2927878
Doxy is canonically trans.
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>>2928241
Yes
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>>2928683
Cool.
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>>2926592
finally a POV piece of this little cutie
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>>2928702
No
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>>2930041
Yes.
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Me again.
Sorry for the absence.
Been trying to relax for a few days.
Get my head clear.
Update tomorrow.
Pour one out for Mr. King.
Peace.
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>>2930312
No





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