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Old thread >>2880935
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Post Harleybutt?
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>>2895908
well its choice ass edition, so yeah
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Terezi would also be a good all-around choise as well
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Sexy Feferi aggressively rejecting you because she thinks you're a loser
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Who has the dicksuckiest lips
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>>2896056
All of collum A
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>>2896056
Porrim/kanayas fangs are perfectly spaced to fit a dick between
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>>2896056
Aradia, duh.
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>>2896056
Terezi, Meenah, Damara
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>>2894566
>>2895454
>Trapkat will never tell you how disgusting your human bone bulge looks
>Hwn suck you off anyways
>Hwn vomit curses at you when you cum on his face, even though he enjoys it
>Ywn mating press his ass and watch his reaction as he let's out a string of sex fuelled fucks and insults
>Ywn look him in the eyes and hold his hands while his ass adjusts to having a human cock inside it
>Ywn say "No Homo" before cutting off his rant about trolls not having the concept of homosexuality by fucking him
>Vigorously
>Ywn fuck trapkat into a quivering mess that says the occasional "fuck" and "fuckass"
>Ywn creampie his choice trap ass
>Ywn cuddle afterwards
FUCKING KILL ME NOW!
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>>2896303
>that capslock
karkat is obviously venting some homoerotic feelings here
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>>2896303
How many times do you want to be killed?
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>>2895930
Yeah so post some of Jade’s choice ass
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>>2896094
4u
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>Nepeta will never kiss you
Feels bad man
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>>2896303
oof
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>>2896548
;_; why do I live?
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>>2896501
>Jade, unaware of how fucking plush her rump has gotten, keeps wearing underwear several sizes too small
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>>2896056
def kanaya
she just hasnt learned her purpose yet as a cockslut
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>>2896562
Just to think of her
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>>2896625
Kanaya applies lipstick before every blowjob session. She begins with jerking the cock in question off in a classy manner, sticking her pinky out. She plants kisses all over the dick and the balls, leaving lots of lipstick marks. She takes the head of the dick in her mouth, then allows her partner to grab her by her horns and facefuck the classiness out of her, ruining her make-up completely.
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>>2896567
Space magic.
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>>2896667
this guy gets it
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>>2896672
it sure is
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Anyone gonna continue that damara story?
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>>2896303
Dumb Vriska poster
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>>2896303
Yeah write something about a dum8 Vriska.
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>>2896783
That one Anon did say something about a collaborative greentext, so anyone could
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>>2896840
I made a mediocre Karkat post, how am I a spider bitch poster?
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>>2896303
Make one for Eridan. Do it faggot!
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>>2896014
Sexy feferi getting creampied!
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>>2896681
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>>2897631
I was gonna do a sollux or tavros one but okay, gimme like ten minutes or so
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>>2898082
used goods
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>>2898082
That lingerie looks like it's painted onto her butt. Protip for modelers, don't use poses that make it clear the clothing is just a skin.
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>>2898246
Back in my day, Homestuck porn was drawn.
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>>2898246
Funny thing is it is a separate model, but sorta lacks depth. I've largely gotten rid of it these days.

>>2898231
It is MILF Jade. By definition she's had to have been fucked before.
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>>2896303
>>2897631
>Eridan will never be your roommate
>Hwn crossdress occasionally, with or without you in the apartment
>Hwn do exercises that give him a slim kinda girly
>Hwn do squats more than any other work out
>This just makes him look more girly when he wears pic related
>Ywn notice his top shelf ass one day/night when he walks around in pic related
>Ywn be seduced by him
>You both are desperate fuckers
>Ywn get a handjob from him
>Ywn cop a feel of dat ass
>Hwn give you head as you try to find his boy button with your filthy land dweller fingers
>Ywn cover his hand in cum
>Ywn watch him lick it up
>Ywn lube up
>Ywn make him go face down ass up
>Ywn pump his ass like a piston while pushing his head down
>Hwn mumble blissfully about how degrading it is to be pailed by a land dweller like this
>Hwn squeel when you give his toppest shelf ass a smack
>Ywn make him squirt his genetic material onto the bedsheets
>Ywn pull out and cover his back in filthy human genetic material
>Hwn ask if this makes you his matesprit/kismesis
Here you go fish fucker
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>>2898258
Motherhood is a state of being. Mom Lalonde is a milf but never gave birth. And was never fucked.
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>>2898256
>Back in my day, Homestuck porn was drawn.
Cool, good thing I said modelers.
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>>2898271
>mom was never fucked
Mom Lalonde was probably entertaining gentlemen callers constantly.
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>>2898197
footjob scene in one of these pls
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>>2898643
I ain't a foot guy but I'll try tomorrow
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>>2898318
>momsuck4
Need more momesucks
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>>2898162
Why are there Muties in Rose's room?
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>>2898651
m-maybe with john?
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>>2896303
>>2898261
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>>2898803
Oh definitely
>"N-no homo, right Anon?"
"ALL of the homo! All of it John, all of it!"
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Impressive.
Most impressive.
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>>2898803
That is one sexy Jane!
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>>2898747
Because Rose is the kind of person to keep a lot of cats.
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>>2898738
Here's a whole string of pics of mom lalonde by the same artist
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/1431631/#1445710
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>>2899324
Thanks, anon. Appreciated.
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>Ywn get flashed by Nepeta
>Ywn get flustered as she deals with heat
>Ywn hug Nepeta in her bed and drift to sleep with her
>Ywn update her shipping chart with her
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>>2900056
I could feed off this you know? EXCELLENT.
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>>2900063
>Ywn slap Nepetas fat ass
>Ywn get your face sat on by Nepeta
>Ywn have life changing anal with Nepeta
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>>2900079
You are making my day, bless you and also bless you for the 8ased image, 8ASED.
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>Ywn be Ardatas sex slave
Fuck
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>>2900363
Ardata was written by Hussie, and everyone still posting here is Hussie's sex slave, so, close enough.
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>>2896303
Did someone ask for trap-karkat? on aco? I'm shocked. Shocked.

Well, not that shocked. Go check out that number in works
ao3 1088546
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>>2900385
But what if you want to fuck a character Hussie hated?
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>>2900387
Who that would be?
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>>2900390
All of them
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>>2900386
>Pet play Karkat
I never knew I needed that, thanks
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>>2900363
man, smelly mutant8loods deserve to get fucked to death by ceruleans
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>>2900390
Jade or Nep
Hussie is in the closet about his furriness
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>>2900545
By that logic, you should be fucked to death by sea dwellers.
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>>2900545
8lue pilled, 8ut worry not, the real truth will come to you, eventually.
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i wish i was a stupid troll sissy boy. or better yet human sissy boy turned into a toy for big grey cocks
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>>2900704
I imagine Trolls and their fat dicks ruining me in a rainbow of cum sometimes.
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I don't know why I made this
>Big boss - ??? of Mind
>(Punished) Venom Snake - ??? of Blood
>Ocelot - Knight of ???
>Kaz - Bard of ???

>Solid Snake - Knight of ???
>Liquid Snake - Prince of Blood
>Bitch Boy Raiden - Knight of ???
>Hal - ??? of ???
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>>2900820
>Big Boss
>not ??? of Heart
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>>2900820
I feel like solid would be an heir.
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I stumbled across this pic without a proper artist so I decided to just post it here :/
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>>2900996
>Callie butt
Reminder that that butt is both a girl butt and a boy butt.
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>>2900996
artist is weeeps
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/weeeps/1
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Hey anons, would any of you perhaps know how to reduce a 7.92mb png to a 4mb png without losing any quality?
I have some OC that I made in SFM which I want to share but I am mostly a lurker so I don't know how anyone else does anything here.
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>>2901018
Good, that only makes me half gay.
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>>2901258
Just drop it all on mega or somewhere.
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>>2901258
just use any image editing program (like photoshop) and resize it ptoperly.
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>>2901018
Butt's gender's determined by who's controlling it. Simple. Gendering body parts is dumb anyways. Good booty is good booty.
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>>2901258
https://ezgif.com/optimize
Quality WILL go down, you're cutting out half the content of it, but if you do it right it won't be too noticeable
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>>2901018
Well I could never be attracted to a shit character like Calliope, but I’d go gay for best boy Caliborn
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>>2901352
>>2901363
>>2901470
Thanks guys! I'll try these out tomorrow cuz it's fucking late in burgerland right now
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>>2898643
>>2898803
John footjob time I guess
>Ywn go over to hang out with your best bro John
>Ywn go to his house and knock, and get no answer
>Ywn go inside and open his bedroom door after knocking on that too
>Ywn walk in on him wearing slimer stockings
>Nothing else
>Ywn notice how feminine he is, more so with the stockings
>Ywn obtain the achievement Why Boner
>John will never have a face that resembles a god damn tomato with how much he was blushing
>Ywn notice he also has unlocked Why Boner
>There will never be an awkward silence
>Hwn ask if you could help him out if he helps you out
>Ywn agree
>It seems the two of you are both pent up fuck faces
>Ywn sit down and set free the why boner
>Hwn sit across from you and put his soft stocking covered feet around your cock after lubing it
>Ywn say how weird this is
>Hen start giving you a footjob and then look at his computer for a split second
>Ywn think nothing of it
>Hwn look at it again and start getting more intense with the footjob
>Ywn tightly grip whatever it is you're sitting on and grit your teeth
>Ywn slime him slimer stockings
>Hwn say that and laugh
>Ywn realize the both of you never said no homo
>Hwn look at the computer again and get a really excited look
>Hwn turn around and spread his cheeks apart
>Hwn say "No homo, right?"
>Ywn say "All of the homo!" as you penetrate him
>Ywn jerk him off as you thrust into his ass
>Hwn repeatedly say "No homo" as your cock massages his butt button
>Hwn get heart eyes which confirms him being a fucking liar about not being a homo
>Ywn breath down his neck as you get close to painting his insides white
>Hwn scream your name when he cums
>Ywn creampie him a few seconds after he goes off
>Yen look at his computer screen to see what got him so excited
>The webcam light was on
>You had just fucked your best friend in front of hundreds, maybe thousands, of people
Going to post the rest in minute
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>>2901490
>cuz it's fucking late in burgerland right now
If you're an adolescent, maybe? The hell
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>>2901503
>A few of them in chat can be recognized by their comments and typing quirks
>John had gotten over 9000 boonbucks
>No wonder he was so fucking excited
>Hwn look back at you
>Hwn ask if you want to go again
>Ywn agree
Here's the rest, also fuck character limits
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>>2901503
>>2901508
8ased writefriend
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>>2900079
I would do untold things to be a small karkat and have a tall thick Nepeta gf
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>>2901467
>nose is in the pubes
8ased
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Her imperious condescension is asleep
Post porn of her
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>>2901716
But that's clearly Rose Lalonde.
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>>2901850
No, this is rose
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>tfw damara will never lewd me
Why even live?
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>ywn have meulin gleefully suck your dick while kurloz watches
What's the point?
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>>2901503
Can you do one that isn't gay?
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>>2902711
Sure, why not?
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>>2902711
faggot
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>>2902854
using slurs incorrectly doesn't make it right to use slurs
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>>2902947
faggot
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>>2901569
wouldn't it be funny if Vriska was forced to suck Karkat off

just saying haha
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>>2903016
hmmm
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>>2903028
8ased.
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>>2902380
Oh my god more of that please.
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>>2903016
Are you open for request again now?
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>>2900820
Ocelot - Mage of Mind
Raiden - Heir of Heart/Doom?
Kaz - Lord of BURGERS
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>>2903116
yeah pretty much
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>>2903290
Could you do some Aranea titfucking Jake?
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>Be Anon
>Hang out with Dirk strider
>See black lace panties out in the open
"Hey Dirk!"
>"Yo."
"Who's panties are these?"
>"Those are mine, Anon."
"Wuh...what?"
>"Anon. You heard me. Those panties have touched this ass."
"What the fuck man?"
>"Lace makes me feel confident."
>Que awkward silence
>"You wanna see me in em?"
"Dude. No."
>"You sure?"
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>>2903290
Feferi doming Aradia, because they're both really into that.
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>>2903037
Not above the waist so it doesn't count
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>>2903471
*below
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>>2903290
How about spanking?
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>>2903028
It would be better if Vriska held Karkat down and forcefully sucked him off haha
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>>2903290
Not the original requester, but Karkat mating pressing (or eating out, whichever you like) Kanaya would be nice
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>>2903579
Karkat mating Kanaya, I got ya famiglia.

Also straight Kanaya is best Kanaya.
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>>2903441
Continue...?
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>>2903290
Terezi with her boxers pulled to the side getting creampied by Dave in her sleep
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>>2903441
==>Be Dirk
>You cannot be Dirk because he is in just his panties right now.
>"Anon, touch me."
"Dude what the fuck?!
>Dirk walks over to Anon
>"This is happening. I'm bringing my fine ass over there and you are going to like it."
"Fuck that! That's so fucking gay!"
>"Bro. No homo bro."
"Saying that doesn't make it any less gay!"
>Dirk tackles Anon
>"Touch me Anon! This is a thing that needs to happen!"
"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!"
>"I need this confidence! Just touch me bro!"
>Anon paps Dirk in the face
"THERE I TOUCHED YOU NOW GET OFF!"
>"Anon that wasn't enough!"
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>>2903730
>small tits, large hips
Nice!
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>>2903603
Well, I prefer to think of her as a bi. Everybody should be able to enjoy that ass.
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>>2903290

do some more gay shit
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>>2903903
There is another 3d guy who does it.
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>>2903903
I've never done any gay shit.
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>>2903290
Buck Naked Jade getting fucked senseless in public by a kinda apprehensive Dave. Jade is cumming so hard and so often that she doesn't give a shit if someone sees.
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>>2898563
more
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>>2903290
Jane in another orgasm coma. This time with Jake.
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>>2898563
I don't understand putting dicks on characters who don't have them and don't even have a bullshit porn plot excuse for suddenly growing one, but that is a cute dick, and mine is getting harder.
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>>2903290
A pregnant, in-heat Jade masturbating and BEGGING Dave to fuck her and pet her.
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>>2901503 #
Make a story based on this pic, maybe fucking after walking in on her checking herself out. We don't got enough Tyzias porn and I hope your up for this
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>>2903781
Trolls are generally, so it's hardly out of the question. It's a lot more sensible than the guys who keep wanting to fuck Kanaya straight
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>>2904240
>all teal-blooded girls are whores
What did Hussie mean with this?
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>>2904240
I haven't bought the friendsim yet because of poorfaggotry but I can just watch a no commentary let's play
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>>2904698
The correct answer is "I haven't bought the friendsim yet because I'm not a god damned idiot who would show financial support for anything even loosely related to the abhorrent son of a bitch behind Homestuck and his cadre of psychotic performative progressives"
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>>2904715
The only sjw bullshit I know about in homestuck/hiveswap is the tranny troll rumor, how much more did the huss fuck up?
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>>2904791
Act 6? Don't give that cunt a penny.
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>>2904715
Not this bullshit again. I'm baffled by how anybody in this thread can spout that 'evil progressives' bullshit.
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>>2904834
I'm not knocking them for being progressives, I'm knocking them for being performative progressives. "LOOK AT ME, I LOVE THE GAYS. I PUT LESBIANS IN THE GAME that I beat off to but don't tell anyone LESBIANS ARE GOOD I'M GOOD good thing I don't have to write icky gay males"
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>>2904838
I agree. I'm fine with "Hey look at this troll, they're gay. It's not their whole personality but just a small bit of info" but when the characters whole personality is just them being gay, I just drop them.
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>>2904838
>>2904853
That's not performative. Performative is revealing a character had an ex-boyfriend in a supplemental story that we've never seen before and probably won't see again, and acting like we should be impressed. Friendsim are simply written in large part by queer people, and writers tend to draw on their own experiences. Same way that anything that comes out of Hollywood reflects the lifestyles and biases of writers in Los Angeles.
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>>2904872
>. Friendsim are simply written in large part by queer people
and boy does this reflect exceedingly poorly on queer people
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>>2904891
The truth is that Hussie does have a poor track record of showing positive gay romance between men and Friendsim fucked up even more by promising a trans guy and never delivering on it.
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>>2896056
Kanaya and Nepeta, perfect for double teaming Karkat
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>>2905142
8ased,
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>>2896056
Imagine being daft enough to put your dick anywhere near Terezi's mouth
Bitch will make you a woman while she laughs like those flowers in Forever Forest in Paper Mario chapter 3
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>>2905052
And that's a fair complaint to make! There's a lot to talk about in general concerning how the demographics of queer writers often tend towards non-dudes, how female/female couples tend to be seen as more palatable to general audiences by publishers and corporations, and how that all adds up to not enough gay dude romances. I'm sympathetic, and I hope Hussie backs up that promise to add a trans guy. All I'm trying to say is that the writing team on the friendsims seems legitimately interested in the stories they're trying to tell, and calling that enthusiasm 'performative' is doing them a disservice. Best to not mistake thoughtlessness for dishonesty.
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>>2905279
>All I'm trying to say is that the writing team on the friendsims seems legitimately interested in the stories they're trying to tell
All the more reason to pity them. They're the crew of a ship that sank years ago.
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>>2905142
Okay, but what if Vriska fucks them both and Karkat only watches while crying
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>>2905052
Wait, did I miss something with Lanque?
I know they gave him a route because I saw people complaining about his personality, did they recon him being trans or something?
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>>2904237
>pregnant, in-heat Jade
Stay in school, kids.
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>>2903603
Does anyone know if this guy takes commissions? Because I'd pay out the ass to get a set with this Karkat fucking his way through the entire female cast of homestuck.
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>>2905457
I will have to resupply my 8ASED cards, because this, this holds the real truth.
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>>2905462
Okay so I got off my ass and did some research, found their twitter. Commissions are closed at the moment, but I'm legit going to commission them for some stuff as soon as that shit opens back up again. Short, vaguely-femmey looking Karkat with a massive cock fucking his way through curvy-ass homestuck girls is about as much my jam as something can possibly be. I'll post that shit on here once it happens.
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>>2905615
I second this notion
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>>2905626
mah nigga
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>>2905626
There really isn't enough smut with the Rogue god tier outfit in various states of undress. I just wish she had the mask on.
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>>2905407
No he was trans, they just didnt mention it in the route and he was a shitty person (not a shitty character but he tried dateraping someone so REEEE NOT MY UWU SMALL GAY BABY)
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>>2905627
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>>2905647
Thanks anon , haven't seen this one before
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>>2905641
Tumblr shooting itself in the foot at every turn never gets old. The way they infantilize trans men is shameful.
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>>2905668
YOU CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER
NOW GET READY
FOR THE BOOM
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>>2905641
>Daterape
Yo what the fuck
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>>2905654
>troll tanlines
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>>2905671
>The way they infantilize trans men is shameful.
Terminology such as "smol bean" are quite suspect. It's not even limited to transgender guys, either.
>>2905641
>he tried date raping someone
nigga what
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>>2905641
"Tried dateraping"
what? Are you talking about the drugs? Nigga he told you he was buying you some drugs as he was doing it, told you what they'd do and handed them off to hotdog boi when you refused them. That's literally the opposite of date rape. That's date aking-for-consent-and-respecting-it-when-they-say-no
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>>2903737
>This
https://youtu.be/kuU1YK0AJoU
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>>2905452
Jade is always in heat
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>see this thread has a pile of new posts since I last checked
>way more active recently than it usually is
I'm mildly disappointed it's not pictures but I'm very happy there's some actual discussion going on instead of just the occasional wordless image like usual.
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>>2905789
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>>2905793
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>Gwyn, Lord of Light
>Nito, Prince of Life
>Witch, of Izalith Maid of Life
>Manus, Bard/Mage of Voide
>Chosen Undead is the Cancer
No wonder their session failed, no time and space players
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>>2905768
Clearly she's just normal horny and hormonal and claiming she's in heat so Dave will pet her because Dave doesn't know anything about dogs.
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>>2905499
Yeah it's kinda difficult. Well, upon noticing that you, seeking the truth, share the desire to see such fated spectacle I could hand to you such truth because you seem nice. Which means that I could do that for you but obviously since I am some kind of amateur fag they wouldn't be a 5 star production but I guarantee it would be watchable. I would prefer only you to have them though.
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>>2905499
I would like to go deeper into topic but I would rather do that privately.
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>>2905787
>those amazing legs
>this amazing artist
>Tumblr purged
fug
>>2905801
this is a nice Jade
I don't normally like Jade or buttplugs for some reason but this makes them click
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>>2905818
Man, fuck tumblr. I don't really want to sign up on like 7 different sites because the artists I like went there, plus some people have just disappeared entirely.

What artist is it, though? I don't see a watermark/signature and reverse search doesn't help.
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>>2905823
It was batterbee I believe
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>>2905801
>knock up a dog
>don't bother to read up on them
Dave seems like a bad father
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>>2905818
'Cause it's just a regular cute green-eyed girl with glasses. No do parts, no nothing.
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>>2905852
you're absolutely right
bless the artist
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>>2905861
>crablouse
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>>2905831
Oh. The one who did some of my favorite Vriska and Terezi pics even though I don't like these girls that much. Thank you.
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>>2905861
don't bully jade
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>>2905868
Problem, officer?
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>>2905869
same
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>>2895793
do you guys condone moirails having a casual fuck every once in a while for relieving stress?
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Where can I find homestuck greens?
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>>2905893
Yeah but it's gotta be a little femdommy
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>>2905894
We have like, two lurking writefags but other than that I'd say look in the archive
pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
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>>2905893
Dunno, are Kanaya and Karkat morails? I don't remember it being stated in the comic. But they surely act like ones around each other.
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>>2905899
nep being a little femdommy makes me melt
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>>2905922
Nep being used as a living onahole by her morail makes me hard.
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>>2905869
>>2905787
I feel quality Terezi is sorely under-represented; there's so much art of all the others, I feel that she only gets niche stuff or second-rate quick art most of the time.
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Karkat was made to be dommed
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>>2905956
Remember what a fun character she was before she killed Vriska and Hussie subsequently ran out of things for her to do now that her arc was over and just kept hastily stringing her across a series of terrible ships, ending on the worst one in the comic?
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>>2905813
I could dig that, and that would be really quite kind of you. How would you like to communicate about this?
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>>2905919
Kanaya is in lezbeean with Rose. If you ship her with Karkat in any capacity, you are a lezbian erasing trashlord.
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>>2905978
God, how could I forget? All the courtroom bullshit? The way she treated the scalemates? Her interactions with the rest of the characters? I loved it. Still do.
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>>2905997
Isn't it really funny how both Kanaya and Rose completely ceased to be characters immediately after they hooked up? Rose went from arguably the best standard character in Homestuck to an absolute fucking napkin in one update.
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>>2900079
>>2901569
>>2905654
There's a difference between thic and fat, and this nepeta is just fat.
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>>2906019
That Kanaya face is burning me up
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>>2905997
Too bad, Kanaya would have been so much better off getting pegged by Karkat and impregnated with lots of little wigglers.
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>>2905996
I know I sound like a massively pretentious asshat with my language but believe me it is not ill intended ('::::

Well, I have my methods... but those methods are way too obscure and I doubt you have an-about-to-die social media so.. gmail?
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>>2906032
Not tryin' to make fun of you about the language, if that's what I came off as. I can set up a throwaway gmail account.
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>>2905997
I am a lezbian erasing trashlord to my pride, actually, that shall be in my collections of titles, a fine addition to my collection.
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>>2906027
>impregnated

Anon that's not how it works with trolls. You already know this. Or were tentabulges retconned secretly?
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>>2906027
Graceful.
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>>2906041
tentabulges were never canon tumblr.
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>>2906027
>Kanaya getting pegged by Karkat
>implying it's not the other way around
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>>2906029
I wish titjobs could fix mental retardation
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>>2906036
Oh it was just me being self aware. Of course, that would be good.
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>>2906023
Stop spreading lies
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>>2906045
Does it really matter that they aren't canon if that's what the overwhelming majority of fanartists draw them with regardless? Hussie also said Jade doesn't have any dog features other than ears, and that stopped exactly nobody from drawing her with a tail. Canon that nobody adheres to in a dead fandom abandoned by its creator is ultimately meaningless.
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>>2906050
Alright so this is probably going to be a terrible decision, posting an email address on 4chan, but here we go: throwawayfor4chansmut@gmail.com
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>>2906053
And a bunch of people draw Jade as a giant black trans hairy freak gorilla thing. Doesn't make it good.
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>>2906064
Sent the message.
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>>2906070
That reminds me. Are there any white-haired Jades? I wonder how she would look like if she inherited Bec's fur color as well.
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>>2906053
Friendsim finished just in December. It's not dead until at least 4/13 this year, when there's still no news about act 2
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>>2906087
You mean Jade with fluffy white pubes?
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>>2906099
That looks disgusting. But then again I'm getting uncanny valley vibes from it, so I'm a bit biased
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>>2906104
This 3D shit is absolute cancer but there's nothing we can do about it
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>>2906099
No, I mean like the hair on her head as well.
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>>2906114
I'm imagining it, but it doesn't really work. I've seen redheaded Jades and even that looks off.
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>>2906112
It's the content we don't want, but the content we deserve.
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>>2906045
>brings up tentabulges
>forgets that trolls don't even do impregnation in comic, that it's all about the imperial drones and the bucket
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>>2906152
karkat's mutant semen works wonders
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>>2906159
The 8ASED truth.
Thanks for the pic.
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>>2906230
i have all the pregstuck stuff
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>>2905796
That would make each game a post scratch of the previous one, and somehow they all are doomed no matter what.
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>>2905796
>>2906317
>Abyss Watchers, Knights of (wolf)Blood
>Aldrich, Thief of Life
>Yhorm, Mage? of Void
>Lothric, Seer of Doom
>Lorian, Knight of Doom
>Ashen One, Prince of Heart
>...Firekeeper is the seer of time.
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>>2906123
the idea is pretty cute
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>>2906027
You can't get impregnated with a strap-on, the fuck
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>>2906123
>>2906099
this is about as appealing as guy fieri's goatee
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>>2906416
So, a lot then.
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>>2906416
That's pretty appealing to me.
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>>2906413
You can, if you pump your gene seed in it first.
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>>2906413
not with that attitude you can't
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>>2906416
>>2906424
>>2906426
He killed five billion people, you degenerates.
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>>2906461
And Jade let derse die.
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>>2903685
This sounds hot as fuck
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>>2906620
Good luck getting BD to do any dave ship besides davejade
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>>2906249
Please post.
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>>2906667
>>2906670
Please fucking do not.
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>>2906672
shh only dreams now
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>>2905706
He tries to pressure you into taking them and stops when he realizes he's not getting anywhere.
>>2905671
The issue wasn't whether Lanque was nice or not, the main problem expressed by many was that the author chose to make a mockery of the route and reader and you would never know the character is trans via the narration itself.

They simply failed to provide a trans man and just provided a douchey vampire with the added detraction of poor writing by some edgy nutcase.
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>>2906029
Could we have Dirk knocking up Jane? Preferably Jane wearing a ballgag if it's not a fuss.
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Quick I need body hair oriented pics. Fine with either sex.
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Does anyone have that picture of Rose in a tank top and yoga pants with an outline of her dick in them?
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>>2907201
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>>2907201
>>2907203
Meh, that's too much.
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This shitpost takes place when no one knows karkats blood color
>Anon makes Karkat play Bloodborne
>Anon gets his ear shouted off
>Karkat plays anyways, and breaks a few controllers
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>>2907471
Nice.
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>>2906773
I'm so happy that Andrew "I love n*****s" Hussie is being mobbed by deranged harpies shrieking at him about "failing to provide a trans man" and making tasteless Hitler jokes every day of his life. I know he's absolutely miserable and that's exactly what he deserves for ruining the comic.
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Who is angrier

Karkat rambling about stupid shit or Vriska when you insult FLARP 4.5 for being WoW shit
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>>2907616
Karkat getting sucked off by Vriska
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>>2907661
Or not
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>tfw I will never be molested by triskter Jane
It hurts lads
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>>2907687
C A U C A S I A N
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>>2907692
Cocked asian
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>>2906099
>>2906123
Good conceptually but the 3D is still ugly. Also it needs to LOOK fluffy, not just like regular pubes bleached white
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>>2907687
>Triskter
Did you have a stroke?
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>>2907698
triscuit jane.
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>>2907711
Tri-circuit grand prix Jane
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>>2907722
Tricycle jane
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How lewd of a lover is Porrim?
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>>2907946
Vanilla as fuck
Missionary, under the covers with the lights off
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>>2907957
>Porrim isnt into having sex with the lights on, holding hands, the mating press and doing it for the sole purpose of procreation
Your headcanon is trash
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I'm going to make the new thread, what edition should it be?
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>>2908079
Legs edition
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>>2908113
Okay, give me like five minutes to look for a good pic
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>>2908113
>>2908135
Okay I got the pic
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NEW THREAD
>>2908183
>>2908183
>>2908183
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>>2908194
This thread isn't on page 10 yet, but fuck it!
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>>2907483
You don't understand the argument. He's not miserable and I doubt it'll matter much in the long run. The comic is still ongoing.





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