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"Mastering the art of genetic material extraction" edition

Smut:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bnGqZyDNVtFLpjsDaEOhXyhByMlNLXoOnLF9e9iIc2o/edit
Quest:http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
Game:http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6

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If we found intelligent life out there, how long would it take for it to be acceptable to date them?
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>>2896149
Cute.
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>>2896164
Do the other drones tease her for being such a shortcake?
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>>2896088
For me it's the digestive system, it's facinating and sounds cool. I always think about what an aliens would sound like if you listen to their belly. Their organs and internal processes would be different. I also just love internal anatomy so it would be fun to explore a qt ayys anatomy and ask her about how it all works.

>>2896098
Me irl

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>>2896142
These are fantastic
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>>2896213
>it's the digestive system,
I feel you.
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>>2896310
The tits are an amusing addition.
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>>2896310
There is an important part missing
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>>2896333
I'm liking Elite gals more and more.
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>>2896333
I wanted some way to show femininity without wider hipbones or vagina.
>x-ray
That's a great idea, you get to keep the way the organs are squeezed inside the abdomen.
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>>2896354
It warms my heart to see people save things I draw, even the crappy doodles.
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>>2896343
The mouth?
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>>2896363
SCP-745
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>>2896372
A fair bit lower then that.
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>>2896372
The pancreas is missing maybe he means that?
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>>2896369
You draw good alien tummy.
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>>2896385
I learned to draw people by drawing tummies.

Because I love tummies more than any other body part.
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>>2896389
Every kind of tummy?
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>>2896378
T-the rectum and anus? They're invisible.
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>>2896408
You're close.
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>>2896408
shes missing her spurdo anon
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>>2896401
I don't like blubbery or pregnant ones. But I like slim, toned, chubby, round if it's applicable to the characters design (like pic related), and everything in between.

So yeah I like most. Just not overly flabby obese (pudgy is alright on a case by case basis) or pregnant. I do have 1 pregnant wraith pic but that's more because I like wraith.

>>2896415
Reproductive organs aren't apart of the digestive system.
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>>2896429
They are if you digest semen
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Did this in the destiny thread
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>>2896429
>I do have 1 pregnant wraith pic but that's more because I like wraith.
She does have a great midsection. And a great rest of her.
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>>2896432
She could stand to be bigger, but good job otherwise.
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>>2896441
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>>2896441
u sure? theyre definitely not as big in-game
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>>2896451
Bigger is better.
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>>2896435
That's for sure

Wraith are probably my favoright ayy tummy to think about playing with and listening too. Sangheili are a close second.
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>>2896454
Sadly it means you can't make love.
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>>2896458
Put on a rain poncho and head lamp and be adventurous.
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>>2896460
Would a baseball bat help?
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>>2896460
She might be getting something out of that, but you aren't.
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>>2896460
This.
Take a deep breath and be a hero, damn it.
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>>2896463
>you aren't
You don't know me, bitch.
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>>2896466
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>>2896463
I would but I'm a degenerate.

>>2896464
That's the spirit
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>>2896463
>but you aren't.
Who wouldn't, here?
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>>2896471
>>2896474
Unless you can find a crevice to stick your wang in , you're not getting anything outta that.
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>>2896475
>implying I wouldn't be walzing in rock hard already
>implying it wouldn't be getting tighter and tighter the deeper you go
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Some bugs can make good moms.
Speaking of moms, any milf xeno other than the Xenomorph queen?
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>>2896475
Not everyone needs to have their wang touched to have sexual fun. I've forgon penetrative sex on more than one occasion just to enjoy tummy.

In the case of big girl there I would have way more fun doing weird shit than trying to rub my dick on her. Hell there is a good to fair chance I would pull a men in black and ask her to swollow me for a few seconds.
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If our first alien visitors aren't giant and mommy/daddy af I will kms
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>>2896485
if you can get off without having your dong touched i'm impressed.
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>>2896454
if you say so
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>>2896471
Time to go spelunking
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>>2896485
>I would pull a men in black and ask her to swollow me for a few seconds.
H O T
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>>2896492
EXCELLENT
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>>2896492
Cabal suck, do a fallen =3
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>>2896505
Classic.
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>>2896500
That poor (un)lucky man.
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>>2896507
Fuk u >=3
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>>2896485
As long as you're not getting digested or anything.
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>>2896514
lose some weight, fatty.
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>>2896518
gain some weight, twiggy
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>>2896491
Really? I thought it was a bit more standard that other guys could get off on more than just hole. Maybe I'm weird but historically I've had way more fun with foreplay and fetish stuff than just sex.

>>2896496
Yee

>>2896497
>"when you said you wanted to be inside me this isn't what I thought you ment human"
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>>2896520
It's a proven fact guardians prefer toned muscles and four arms for better cuddles. Not cellulite and fatties with no fashion sense.
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>>2896517
It's missing some tiers in the upper section, to contain tentacle monsters, formless apparitions and other MD-tier xenos.
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>>2896516
Yeah, gotta dress correctly or plan accordingly. Or just lay on her belly and listen to her digestion safely from the outside.

Suprised I was able to slip vore casually into discussion and no one got mad. I guess the secret is context and not posting pictures of it.
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>>2896524
It's a proven fact Fallen never get what they want, unlike the Cabal. The Cabal still have a functional empire, unlike the Fallen, who are stinky space pirates with a bad drug habit.
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Does anyone have the image of that one /co/ alien with huge lips? I'm having a hard time finding it.
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>>2896527
i want to see that animated sexually.
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>>2896531
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>>2896527
Yes, it sounds pretty tame given the context.
>>2896539
Would still kiss.
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>>2896530
Oh my mistake, the cabal must have wanted to get their shit pushed in when they tried and failed to conquer the solar system. They must have wanted their Almighty warship embarrassingly neutralized and the traveler reclaimed by humanity. Cuz ya know, I'm sure that's what the cabal wanted, and they always get what they want.
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Just realized I had this and the space babes tab oppened and closed that one to focus on this one, what the fuck has this site done to me...
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>>2896540
What can I say, I like tummies, outside and in.
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>>2896545
Grooming to make you more accepting of aliens if and when we make contact.
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>>2896507
maybe tomorrow
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>>2896544
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to fucking their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather she commands the Pole Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. She's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those panties, fuck their brains out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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>>2896547
I can relate to that. It makes me learn about (human) internal anatomy, so it's always good.
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>>2896553
I volunteer for the mission.
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>>2896559
The human digestive system is pretty cool, wish I could study an aliens.
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>>2896137
>>2896139
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>>2896281
how tall is this ayy chick compared to human?
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>>2896571
There's always insects', birds', and other creatures' of Earth that are pretty alien to us, while still being rather similar. They're always a good source of inspiration for one's own alien designs.
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>>2896605
shes from star wars
been awhile i think humans are bellow there shoulder
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>>2896605
According to Wookiepedia they're about 2.13 metres (~7 foot) tall.
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>teraurge
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>>2896605
Very tall
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>>2896616
I hope that neck is sturdy enough because I want to stroke and massage it.
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>>2896619
i think there all clones
or heavy genetic engineering
and something about eye color
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kaminoan tummies would probably be interesting to play with.
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>>2896363
huh, didn't expect there to be another pic
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>>2896539
Lol'd
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>>2896624
if you hold to the EU

caste system based on eye color

they don't do much genetic fooling with themselves after one real project with attempting to augment lifespans, which produced the force sensitive kaminoan Kina Ha, who left Kamino and became a jedi after being shunned for her mutation

Survived Order 66 and settled down, chilling with Clan Skirata on Mandalore
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>>2896725
Disney didn't hold with the EU, they brexited the canon and went their own way.

However kaminoans are canon sexy and Disney can't take that away from us.
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>>2896733
>6969
A-huehuehuehuehuehue.
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>>2896733
JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS
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>>2896733
>Still discovering old works from ssocrates in this day and age
That guy's stuff is just scattered fuckin' everywhere.

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>>2896463
Pretty sure there was a WH40K story that had this basic premise but it was inside a Hive ship, pretty sure they gave it an abortion too...
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>>2896137
Not as sexy in real life.
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>>2896849
Oh great, Russia brought in experts to clone Putin.
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>>2896849
What an interesting aspect ratio.
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>the next alien game is a mobile one
>https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/alien-blackout-is-a-survival-horror-mobile-game-starring-amanda-ripley-1203101143/
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>>2896903
>mobile
Dammit.
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>>2896903
>>2896915
DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE PHONES?
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Y'all motherfuckers are species traitors. Sorry I'm late.

Now post the most alien looking thing you have which you still would fuck
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>>2896903
>"A horrifying new chapter in the Alien saga"
Dead franchise? Dead franchise.
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>>2896944
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>>2896944
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>>2896940
I've got a flip-flap phone. The most advanced thing I can do with it is record sounds.
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>>2896957
>pussy with teeth
Ouch.
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>>2896961
>>2896957
CRUNCH
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>>2896964
crunching sound comes from cartilages and bones.
Dick wouldn't make crunch.
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>>2896944
I like weird and wacky things, especially if their bigger than humans.
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>>2896966
It would if you're rock hard.
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>>2896849
I'm tall, would fuck
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>>2896944
I think I'd have a hard time finding something I wouldn't fuck.
It's like a temperature scale where the absolute zero is humans and the temperature is the alienness.
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>>2896903
>>2896951
The scariest part of the game are the company logos
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>>2896903
Could have at least been an anime gacha game if it had to be mobile.
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>>2896944
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>>2896955
>one pump in and it's over
I hope it's not painful at least.
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>>2896855
It's Ukraine, not Russia.
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favourite ayy lmao based erotica? I really like these two
>https://www.sexstories.com/story/61231/lust_from_space_
>https://www.sexstories.com/story/16244/
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>>2897053
I really like the /tg/ story with the xenomorph scout.
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>>2897060
That one was pretty nice, hot and comfy.
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>>2897060
post pls
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>>2897073
I believe it's archived on 1d4chan. There's an awesome Thri-Kree story too, where she and her human friend discover their respective anatomies.
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Posting my xeno love story again.
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>>2897089
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We need more xenos lifting their shirts and showing off their tummies.
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>>2897093
>avian
Lest we not get too carried away with /trash/ material in our pics, which is a shame because I have plenty of xeno stuff that has furries in it and would be a hassle to edit them out.
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>>2897105
Like with vipers I've notices starbound is fine as long as the context stays in place. I also have a lot of furry stuff I keep to myself as per board rules.

Anyway I like that pic, xeno tummies best tummies.
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>>2897105
God I wish that were me.
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>>2897110
>I also have a lot of furry stuff I keep to myself as per board rules.
Same, along with lots of DA-tier fetish shit that I wouldn't want the plague the thread with.
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>>2897082
Post the sketch one so I can complete my collection.
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>>2896849
We were beginning to think you weren't coming!
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>>2896903
>mobile

ARE THESE NIGGERS SRS
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>>2896903
2019 is off to a good start.
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ANTHRO MANTISES ARE NOT XENOS.
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>>2897196
Even if they come from space?
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>>2896137
>those nipples and that vulva
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>this will never ever happen in your lifetime
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>>2897790
Maybe it will.
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>>2896944
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>>2896849
Honestly, she has kind of an awkward, charming cuteness.

>>2896944
Maybe. I care a lot about personality.
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>>2896968
any holes a goal.

Also, stellaris. nice.
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>>2897110
>>2897127
>having anything but xeno stuff
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>>2898220
>inverted nipples.
God yes.
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>>2898003
A lot of the stellaris races are hot.
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>>2898266
You're hot
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>>2898266
>>2898379
Ayy = ayy confirmed?
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>>2897153
What sketch are you referring to?
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>>2898390
If someone's going to use my name that will make things complicated. Oh well.
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>>2898550
>If someone's going to use my name that will make things complicated. Oh well.
Don't pretend you don't know me
Also, has nobody ever done this for the huge amount of time that you've been on these threads?
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>>2898379
>>2898266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6inaBWSEdk
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>>2898621
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>>2898163
It's still xeno stuff. Just mingled with stranger things.
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>>2898871
Ah, nevermind then. The only thing that I really like these days is xeno stuff
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Shit! My cover's been blown!
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>>2898924
>>2898929
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>>2898948
I think he was pretending to be Ayy for some reason.
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>>2898962
Oh, that does explain it.
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>>2898962
>>2898968
huehuehue hey I'm a shitty namefag with an easily broken system
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>>2899001
Oh, you too? Yeah I'm a gay motherfucker myself
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who ever did drew this for me thank you
i like the design you gave here
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>>2899013
Most bug girls a pretty top-tier
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>>2899060
yes they are
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>>2899064
Raptor girls are too, although I think most of that kind of art borders too much on the /trash/ side of things for the jannies here
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>>2899060
Indeed.
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>>2897105
>Find an extremely well drawn pic of a xenomorph queen
>With some obnoxious furry OC in it
It happens every time I go searching for new pics ands it just pisses me off to no end. Sometimes I edit them out when it's easy.
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>>2899060
>>2899013
So let's say I got a bug gf, specifically one that looks like she's related to a praying mantis. I'm scared to have sex with her because I don't want her to bite my head off. What do? (This is a purely hypothetical question)
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>>2899079
>dancing bug
>one ear, listening in mono
beyond cute
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>>2899130
now look at the feet.
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>>2899127
i dont think she would
they be evolved to move past it
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>>2899127
Feed her to the brim before sex. She won't be hungry enough to bite anything off.
Also, try to have sex in a safe, non-anxiogenic environment and avoid any sudden movements.
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>>2896363
>>2896374
Wish there was more desu
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>>2899152
have huge dinner before sex
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>>2898687
Big hotty.
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>>2899149
>>2899152
Thanks! You helped a lot. (hypothetically)
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>>2899156
same
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>>2899183
Tell us how this (hypothetical) scenario turns out once you (hypothetically) put our advice into practice.
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>>2899183
Make sure the (hypothetical) dinner is something she would (hypothetically) like.
I hear the likelihood of getting chomp'd reduces drastically if you don't hit it n' quit it after the first or second (hypothetical) date.
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>>2899196
Of course.
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>>2899162
From this angle it looks like a clusterfuck
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>>2899208
That's borderline necrophilia.
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>>2899198
>hit it n' quit
If you were able to leave after the second date, doesn't that mean that she would have to actively hunt you for revenge?
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>>2899215
Hmm, good point. I don't think I thought out this hypothetical scenario very well.
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>>2899214
>implying you wouldn't a skeleton if it could get you off
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>>2899219
I mean, it would probably kinda hot if an 8 feet tall mantis were against your blood or other fluids maybe. Hypothetically.
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>>2897105
>>2897093
I get the impression if we check back in about 10 minutes, the bird is going to be gone, and all we’re going to be left with is a fat Xeno covered in feathers
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>>2899239
That's hot

would rub full plant belly.
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>>2899198
I would never (hypothetically) "hit it n' quit" my wonderful xeno girlfriend
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>>2899252
But Ayy, you would rub any belly.
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>>2899254
Me neither. Who would (hypothetically) do that?
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>>2899258
Most yes
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>>2899229
I, uh, don't know what you mean by this.
But 8 feet tall is a breddy damn big bug. Her homeworld must have some wack atmosphere to be able to sustain her species if she breathes like Earth bugs.
Poor gal would probably suffocate on Earth.

>>2899254
A good idea, but what if she's from a species of space thots where such a thing is considered the norm?
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>>2899239
Isn't that canon in the Starbound universe? It's been years since I've played but I remember the plants being really aggressive.
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>>2899285
She's hypothetically not from a planet of space thots. Else I wouldn't have her as my hypothetical gf.
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>>2899286
I've not played it but from what I know they view animal life as below them and have no issue eating inteligent life if it's made if "meat".
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>>2899285
I meant getting pursued by a tall strong bug could be considered, hypothetically, kinda hot, especially if they want to try to win you back before tearing you apart.
Although...
>what if she's from a species of space thots where such a thing is considered the norm?
that would mean she probably wouldn't try for revenge, wouldn't it?
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>>2899305
>even considering pumping and dumping
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>>2899309
I would never. That's an hypothetical hypothetical scenario.
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>>2899314
>even hypothetically considering that you would hypothetically pump and dump
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>>2899304
I'll show her the superiority of humanity. Through my human fleshy dick.
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>>2899319
I can't help coming up with sad hypothetical hypothetical scenarii.
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>>2899320
If she was big enough my post here >>2896485 would apply.
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>>2899305
I mean, I can get on board with the whole fearection thing but getting gutted by a tsundere mantis is not my idea of a good time.

Maybe the two of you don't really hit it off on the first, and then she tracks you down for a second one?
Maybe it's a missed connection of some sort, bump into her once at a starport or something, and then by sheer "coincidence" she happens to show up in multiple other places that you visit?
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>>2899349
So you'd keep bumping into each other until you agree to bump into each other at a higher frequency?
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>>2899361
That's the spirit.
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I don't know why, but I really feel like crying. Can someone tell me the chances of me, or a later version of me, will get a legitimate xeno girlfriend? Be honest.
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>>2899466
Fuck man, I keep hoping that we'll manage to find them in our time. Maybe when we'll be like 40 or something we might be able to meet them, hopefully.
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>>2899478
I really, really hope we do. I don't like human women anymore, not since I was 10 or 11. I hope I can find someone for me even if it takes 30 years.
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>>2899498
>tfw I'd be alright even with a buff xeno bf
>tfw human women/men are unappealing.
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>>2899466
I feel the same way, brother. It's really sinking in now for me. goddamn, this is the worst Christmas ever.
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>>2899466
When I finish my radio teliscope I'll be sure to tell anyone I find to hyu.
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>>2899466
Look at it this way. You're just as likely to meet an alien tomorrow as you are any other day for the rest of your like. The reality of the matter is we just don't know. And you know what, to me at least, there's something reassuring about complete and total uncertainty. Much more preferable than it being certainly impossible.
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>>2899555
A radio telescope, huh? Maybe I'll check one of those out.
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>>2899208
I'm gonna need the uncensored of that.
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>>2899562
That makes me feel much worse and much better at the same time. I'm the same guy that you're replying to, just with a pseudonym
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>>2899569
Yeah I've been meaning to finish my small portable one for a while. My dad also wants to help me build a much larger permanent one that can be remotely operated at his observatory so I'll be doing that eventually as well.
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Now i want to clear some misconception about insect ayy GF's

now if you want to have sex with a ayy mantis for example (hypothetically)
her vagina isn't inbetween the legs like how >>2899013 depicts
it is in the end of their abdomen and that's also where they store the eggs

and people think most insects ayys can talk which is funny because they can't
now we humans have lungs which is what enables us to speak
arthropods in other hand do not have lungs
and the way arthropods breathe is through their spiracles
and the actual way arthropods communicate is through their antennae which is also how they smell things

so a human and a mantis GF would never be able to communicate (Unless they text each other of course)
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>>2899644
Well then in that case its a good thing that mantis aliens are made up and fictional creatures that don't have to follow to a strict set rules of 'anatomical correctness'. Nobody likes 'that guy', anon. Don't be 'that guy'.

That said, there's something adorable about the thought about a bug xeno frantically waving her antanae around trying to communicate .
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>>2899665
I do want to insert my thing into her.
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>>2898491
The leech girl doodle
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>>2899091
Is it the one where she fucks some zebra-horse thing?
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>>2899644
Body language is a thing.
Nod/shake head is basics, hypothetical bug alien mantis GF could hypothetically learn some bastardization of sign language.
We're not talking about tiny insect mantis Anon, we're talking about advanced species from space that resemble mantis from earth.
What a fun bunch we are, right?
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>>2899665
Who made this so i can thank them?
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>>2899910
>https://twitter.com/cassettedraws/status/978447500968431621
Artist goes by a lot of names though...
>https://e621.net/artist/show?name=crookedtrees
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Needs more shirt lifting
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>>2899644
>a human and a mantis GF would never be able to communicate (Unless they text each other of course)
What about sign language? Mandibles clicks? Rhythmic spiracles farts? A musical instrument like in that one Vance novel?
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>>2896849
There are so many characters i want to see her cosplay as!
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>>2899091
>>2899852
Post it.
Or link it. I've gotta see.
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>>2900029
Probably this
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1407004
Not gonna post it, I've been banned for posting here xeno with telescopic pussy once. Because it had furshit.
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>>2900024
Perhaps via chromatophores akin to cuttlefish? Being able to pick up patterns and associating them to common moods seems viable for us humans to understand, not to mention it comes off as more exotic.
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>>2900091
Wouldn't that be pretty. That reminds me of Wayne Barlowe's creatures, I think one of his projects had such creatures, who communicated with lights nodules on their skin.
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>>2900091
>>2900099
>ask her what she wants
>phallic shapes start blinking on her skin
do want.
do want SO bad
WANT
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This took me 20 minutes to find.
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>>2900103
>the French
Have some higher res pictures.
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>>2900107
Thanks for reminding me of these pics by the way, it's always interesting to see when those things are acknowledged in mass media.
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I got some backstory development done on a few of the Crop Circles species. So I'm at least working on what I can despite my computer being out of commission.

Anyway I feel like death so I'm going to go to bed. Post your best xeno tummy so I have something to rate when I wake up.
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>>2900117
W-what kind of blorp is that?
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>>2900117
She better be pregnant
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>>2900088
Oh, I see. What a great queen.
Actually, let me try something shameless real quick. Please don't kill me, mods.
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>>2900121
The best kind
>>2900122
I don't like pregnancy so I wouldn't save pregnancy.

Anyway to bed with me.
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>>2900124
I dunno if that's what the other anon was referring to, desu.
But it looks like a good queen drawing and the furshit looks OCDONUTSTEEL
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>>2900129
>>2900117
>full of food and noisy from digestion
Hng. Ayy please, this is pushing all my buttons.
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>>2900024
>The GF ayy tries to use an unorthodox way of communicating
>You don’t know what’s she’s saying
>She breaks up with you

well jokes aside the biggest problem here is would anyone understand a thing the ayys would say
they might have a whole different way of communicating with each other that we don’t know of
maybe we could recreate a similar thing to an antennae and then we could communicate with insect ayys
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>>2900124
Now it just looks like he’s got stupid hair and a broken leg
Overall it’s an improvement
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>>2899644
Well ayy mantises aren't real. Also, since they're so big and since we see them interact with humans without masks we can infer they have lungs or some other form of respiration that works. Also, if they don't speak (I imagine they could if they had lungs, at least make noises with their mandibles which could be translated.) They might have some antennae translating thing, like a camera that interprets the movement of their antennae and uses a text-to-speech thing to play it to humans. Then it interprets humanspeech into antenna movement which it projects on a screen, to an ocular implant, or simply adds antenna to the human talking using holograms.
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>>2900124
Kek, at least you tried.
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>>2900169
To be honest I'm mostly curious to see whether that'll get me banned.
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>>2900157
that was my idea
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>>2900129
>I don't like pregnancy
I'm sorry,i diagnose you with bad taste.
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^
Correct opinion
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>>2900194
pure truth
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>>2900088
Ya that's one of the ones I was talking about. There's also a couple of pieces by an artist called tyramish on FA that have really great queens with furry ocs in them. I would post links but FA seems to be down right now. Pic related was an edit I made with what meagre photoshop skills I have.
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Please someone help me
I am looking for games or manga/anime with alien waifus but I can't find anything good, I already checked out Teraurge and Sidonia (pretty disappointed that she ended up becoming human in the end anyway)
Please someone recommend me something I have been suffering for weeks now, I just want something with a loving relationship between an alien and a human
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>>2900863
if you feel like something light and cute, Kumika no Mikaku is a manga about an alien that doesnt need to eat being taught the joys of human food.
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>>2896756
last line got a laugh out of me
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>>2897048
>Ukraine
>Not Russia

blyat
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>>2900157
Semaphore code would work especially well.
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What gets you the most out of /xeno/ guys?
I’ll start, for me its putting sexual organs and the libido & drive for reproduction on something that shouldnt have it i.e. the Xenomorph.
If a human and that alien can crossbreed it makes it a thousand times better.

I also like the almost-human-but-not pics like the Kaminoan in OP with her nipples and vulva, is there anymore like that?
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>>2900884
Is that the design of the ayy(s?)?
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>>2900024
Can't think of the source just now but I seem to remember one fictional insectoid that used a form of stridulation like a cricket to approximate human speech
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>>2899252
I remember someone mentioning hylotl tftg with extreme details on those 3 eyes but dont know any more about it
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>>2900133
>she lays down and asks you to listen as a thank you for making her a great meal
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>>2896205
A few months.
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>>2896507
>>2896514
>>2896518
>>2896520
>Guardians are split in multiple factions
>Each is based on which enemy faction they fuck the most
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So guys, what are your serious and philosophical thoughts on the idea of a human impregnating an alien, or vice versa?

What does that mean for humanity?
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>>2901177
yeah, its not super "alien" but its cute
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>>2901370
Not possible. The chances of humans DNA being compatible with an alien is almost 0. Not to mention our biochemistry, motabilism, and so on.

One thing is our cells contain mitochondria. Mitochondria where once seperate cells that formed a simbiotic relationship with animal cells. It was a fluke and is probably not the norm.

Our DNA is questionable, human chromosome 2 is 2 chromosomes stuck together (this is why humans have 1 less chromosome compared to other prime apes).

Our mode of reproduction isn't the only one on Earth, in fact gestation times are different among mammals, womb environments are different ECT.

We can't breed with apes and they are related to us, the chances of breeding with a lifeform that evolved seperate to us is basically impossible as few of the pre requests for successful conception would be present if any.
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>>2901370
>serious and philosophical thoughts on the idea of a human impregnating an alien
>serious and philosophical thoughts
In general: More questions than it does answers.
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>>2901370
Probably only happening with advanced genetic modification tech. Or if for some reason there actually are xenomorph-like ayys in real life that leech of other species or some shit. Who knows, it's space.
>What does that mean for humanity?
Probably nothing since 90%+ of people are likely going to breed within their own species anyway, even if cross-species breeding is possible.
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>>2901300
Could you tone it down with the digestion stuff?
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>>2901476
Yes
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>>2901300
dat bimch from Mario
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>>2901487
I've not played a Mario game past Super Mario Land 1 2 and 3 on the Gameboy, Mario Party and Mario kart so I dunno.
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>>2901504
>tfw stuck with stupid XBOX HUEG sangheili forever because of 343
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Oh also

Since I'm doing background work on the Crop Circles girls I have a question. Since the Grey is...well based on the classic grey alien, should I make her species name and planet based off existing concepts for greys or just make my own for them? I'm leaning towards just doing my own take but I dunno.
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>>2901548
hm, maybe mix up

include some of the classic tropes but make it your own
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>>2901548
Make your own but throw in a couple cheeky references
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>>2901555
>>2901557

Guess I'll create the name and planet but I'll keep it in the Zeta Reticuli star system as that's the more common location of the Grey home world among ufo people.

Zeta Reticuli is also where the xenomorphs are from. It's a popular system.
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hello /xeno/, while im lining this monster of a xeno, anyone know of any good mollusk or sea-creature patterns that would look good on a tentacle beast?
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>>2901582
What are you looking for?
If you wanna give it some cool little frills I'd definitely go with the pattern pictured above
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>>2901582
before i go to bed ill just post this first pattern; "electric blue"
>>2901597
thank you for the frills idea, anon. im planning on basing these xenos on sea slugs, so ill probably steal some of those patterns
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>>2901709
I like it, kind of has a mind worm vibe.
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>>2901709
For some reason the "head" right above the lower left "head" reminds me the snake head of the Medusa chick from Monsters Inc. Also the top two "heads" look like the head of the small Elite guy that is getting grabbed by the large Elite woman.
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>>2901876
Man that guy makes fantastic art
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>>2901883
Why can't i get a gf like this
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>>2901876
So are you going to keep using my name? I only use it to make communicating easier with game stuff but if you are going to keep using it that makes it pointless.
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>>2901904
That's one of the risks of namefagging.
Though to be fair, when you're communicating about the game we know it's you, especially when you new drawings or information.
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>>2901911
Eh you're right, I'll take a break from it for a while. Not like I have any CC news or updates right now.
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>>2901912
I wasn't even suggesting dropping the name, but that might help if it bothers you.
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>>2901912
I'd suggest using a tripcode. Also, it looks like it's the "impersonater's" goal to make you stop using "AyyReticuli" as a name on here. Or maybe just to be a cunt.
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>>2901922
>tripfagging
Meh
It's frowned upon for a reason.
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>>2901924
Well, so is namefagging. I guess I'll drop it as well, as a tribute to you. I've got no reason to use it anyway. I'm typing this assuming you're "AyyReticuli"
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yo ayy, you gonna budge on that discord shit eventually?
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>>2901935
I'm not, sorry for making you think that.
I wouldn't want to be speaking for him.
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>>2901949
God fucking damnit. I'm a retard, ignore that. Just imagine it as if I didn't assume you were him.
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Guess not, oh well
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Am I the only one who doesn't care about Ayy namefagging?
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It is decided
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>>2902009
No, you are not. But that is because you see ayyreticuli as above others.
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>>2902012
Actually I like Ciirc.
And the guy who made Taurids.
And Joolius for his mermaids nad pixies.
I like all of my drawfags and I don't mind them using names.
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>>2902020
"humans have wired garments"
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>>2902017
Understood. Who is Ciirc again?
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>>2902023
Ciircuit, if I remember it right.
Guy who draws like this
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>>2902009
Nah, I actually don't mind.
I'm used to purely anonymous imageboards with heavy namefag or tripfag bullying but when namefags are cool it's cool.
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I hate alien jews.
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>>2902127
Same minus the alien part.
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>>2902127
So you hate ferengi? That's ok I guess their design isn't really very good.
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>>2902127
Same without the jews part.
Yes, I hate aliens. They never came to visit me. That's rude and mean. I'm sad and pissed off.
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>>2902138
Good goy.
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>>2902151
THE JEWS ARE HORDING ALL THE ALIEN WOMEN TO THEMSELVES
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>>2902151
I can't hate Jews, Isaac Asimov was one.
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>>2902225
>Old Sligar art
It's stuff like this that can give a man hope of being better at drawing in a lifespan, desu.
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>>2902293
No way that>>2902225 is Sligar's old art.
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>>2902302
I used to follow his stuff when he was still active on DA, that's definitely of his doing.
And If you're still not convinced, FA has you covered in the desc:
>http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3131137/

Pic related is one of their more intermediate work.
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>>2902325
Holy fucking shit.
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>>2902325
That's inspiring.
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>>2902330
>>2902337
>artists don’t start out good at art
Surprising
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I don't namefag when I post, because unless I'm specifically dropping an image and lore, there's no point in distinguishing myself from the group. And if I am posting those things, the art speaks for itself.
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>>2902354
Some stay not good. Like me t. stereotypically sad artist
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>>2902365
Hey, it could be worse. Also, that's pretty decent art.
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>>2902365
I want to bury my face in those tits.
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>>2902394
It's not mine, Anon, it's theBoris'.
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>>2902445
Then become as good as him.
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>>2899838
This one?
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>>2902459
This one, thanks.
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>>2902136
>Ferengi women are forbidden to wear clothes
Truly an enlightened society.
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>>2902223
Asimovs laws are stupid anyway
Fuck asimov
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>>2903145
Perhaps but he's written about alien sex and other interesting things so I can't blame him.
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new bread when
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>>2903319
New bread never :^)

>>2903376
>>2903376
>>2903376
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>>2896205
Depends on how advanced they are.
If they're anything less than objectively superior, all the hangups we currently have with racism will be transferred onto them and getting away with fucking one will be region-dependent.
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