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Here have a big Pearl Point to start off this thread for everyone's favorite lesbian alien bird-nosed MILF.
DO IT FOR HER, /aco/!
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Being intergalactic defenders of the earth doesn't really pay anything. So how do the Crystal Gems make a household income to support themselves?
Probably not this, but I won't rule it out.
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Pearl-butt! (WHOMP! WHOMP!)
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Pearl y Rick!!!
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"Not tonight, Pearl. I need to find a new way to kill Batman."
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Garnet is pretty cool I guess and Bismuth is actually a nice person despite her broken morals.
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This thread has a distinct lack of CubedCoconut
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Garnet's always been my favorite but damn do I love Pearl's teal blush (canonical), nipples and pussy (head-canonical).
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Gimme a bird mom art request
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>>3009900
Getting her petite tits licked. Or cummed on.
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>>3009900
Pregnant and naked please, or Pearl breastfeeding her Pearl baby.
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Side view of her getting screwed doggie style. Make sure juices are a flying between both parties.
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How do you guys feel about other Pearls? I fucking love Yellow, personally.
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Where has Polyle gone? I forgot about him until his art was posted here; his tumblr's gone, pixiv doesn't seem to show new updates.
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>>3010127
Thread OP: "Yellow PORL, what are you doing here?"
YP: "You think your Pearl is best Pearl?"
OP: "Uh, yeah, that's who this Pearl is for."
YP: "But I'm superior to her. Why would you want to praise an ownerless Pearl?"
OP: "Because SHE'S THE BEST PEARL!"
YP: "Fine...but I'll start my own thread...and Blue Pearl can come too...and our thread will have Blackjack and Hookers...Um, what is Blackjack? Also, what's a hooker?"
BP: "I like this thread...but I will respect your wishes, OP."

Put your other Pearls in this thread.
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P: "I'm sorry, was your ship in that house. I don't know how it ever caught on fire and burned down with your waifu in it. What a shame."
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"What do you think? Am I more of a Tracer..."
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"...or a Widowmaker."
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>>3010553
>tfw all the /aco/ will soon consist of is a thread per each gem and beach city milf
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A: "Hey, Pearl."
P: "AMETHYST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
A: "Chill out, P. It's not the first time I've seen you shlock off to porn...although I find it more fun shapeshifting a big dick."
P: "GET OUT, AMETHYST!"
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>Pearl's teal blush (canonical)
>(canonical)
wh-what
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>>3013422
...She's blushed several times in show and it's blue?
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>>3010252
You need an account to see nsfw art on pixiv.
also here's his twitter https://twitter.com/Polyle1
dude is always making content, it gets tiring really.
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>>3013599
[nerd_mode]
Blushing happens when blood rushes to the face. So if Pearl blushes blue, does that mean her blood is blue?
The biology of gems is is that they are being of light, but light is not tangeble.

I was going to use the term "hard light" until I realized that wouldn't be possible.

The defintion of soft light is light that does not cast a shadow but projects the depth of a surface. Hard light is light that casts a shadow. Hence when you buy indoor light you see the label "soft white" on them.

So whatever a gem is, it must slow down light. This is possible.
https://www.imperial.ac.uk/news/149087/scientists-discover-turn-light-into-matter/

This would imply that their gems are portable atom smashers which gather light to form a being made of a form of volatile matter.

Another though is, how is it that when they poof, they don't explode like an atom bomb?
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>>3013733
Dude.
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>>3013733
It's magic, negro
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>>3013733
'hardlight' generally refers to "solid objects made from light" and not the shadow it casts. Your indoor/outdoor light analogy doesn't work here.
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>>3014159
You Steven Universe fans sure are a contentious people.
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>>3015485
YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!
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>>3009437
anyone got the full version?
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>>3017815
I do, but there's Connie there too, and this place has become very sensitive when it comes to lewding cartoon teenagers. You can find it on paheal. The artist is in the name.
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>>3010119
I really like seeing the other pearls used to humiliate and embarrass Pearl.
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>>3017825
thanks fampai
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Some of Oca's stuff.
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That is surprisingly cute
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>>3020789
the artist is truly and schoolar and a being of culture
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>>3019610
...What is the context of this audio? Source sounds like it would be hilarious.
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>>3020789
> Picks the futa one...
> Dies of murdercock...
> and Space AIDS.
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>>3009900
Topless bellydancing
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>>3009900
Doing some weird space alien shit, like trying to lay an eggs in some humans stomach after being corrupted into some kind of xenomorph/Sil from Species kind of thing.

Yeah...I'll shut up now.

But not before I leave you this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr_UYwaVNqE
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Jasper: "What does she want from us?"
Peridot: "It appears you took something from her...her Steven. And now she has come back to return the favor. Thanks to your brute ignorance, she is coming to kill us!"
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>>3025293
I want to see Cube Coconut or somebody else make an entire John Wick parody with Pearl as PORL WICK.
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All i want is for pearl to spit 20 means spit into my mouth and then fingerfuck my ass while jacking me off
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PORL's blue pussy!
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PORL's blue dick.
"I cum FLUORIDE!"
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>feet enveloping the balls
Mmmmf.
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>>3027008
"I stuck a birthday cake in my pussy and up my urethra before sex. This is actually blue icing...mixed with gem cum."
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>>3027008
I came searching for more futa pearl, disappointed by the short supply
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>>3028404
There's plenty of it, it's just that most of it is shit.
And because most of it is shit, I don't care much for it.
Besides, what is the appeal with futa?

Do women want to know what it's like to have a dick? (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuXklpdkMA )

Do men want to know what it would be like if a woman had a dick. (See "Why you might be gay because you like to star at balls")

Are you already gay and just want to fantasize what how fucking a woman with a dick in the ass would be like or being fucked by a woman who has a dick would do to your ass if she fucked you? (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kctbgczbyb0 also how do you deal with hemorrhoids? (Asking for a friend, for reals.))

Still, if I wanted somebody who has a dick who typically woudn't biologically wouldn't have one fuck me, I'd think I would want to question their motivations...and also if they were able to stick their own balls in their pussy.

Also, they would need to answer a few question first like could they stick their own guy junk in their lady junk. You know, questions a straight person would ask if they were stuck in that kind of situation...like if the President really fucked up and started WWIII and you were kinda stuck with having to chose to die alone or be banged by somebody who would let you bang them only if you let them go a little anal on you once in a while.
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Dude.
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>>3029249

You asked. Besides, if you want somebody to draw a dick on a character that doesn't have a dick, you can go hang out with Shadman.

He draws super good on his Cintiq!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
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>>3029439
Literally no one was asking for that.
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>>3020789
what a bro
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>>3028807
Thats a nice tism you have there buddy
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>>3031033
>tism
Not as nice as yours.
Verbal or non-verbal?
Does your mom let you out of the house?
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"DIE, MURDERCOCK!"
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Honestly, who would give you anal?
Led alone go for the sex with you?

With the last paragraph their. I'm surprised you haven't strapped your dog with guns, broke into a gym, and started shouting "WHO CALLED ME A TRANNY?!?!" while trying to masterbait with a 9mm and shooting yourself in the dick.
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>>3025293
This would be an awesome explanation of how the gems keep the bills paid
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Gems with Jobs?

I could see Amethyst making bank with her Wrestling...maybe even a coach.
Pearl either a dance instructor or fencing instructor or substitute teacher.
Garnet...lifeguard or supermodel although we have seen her work at the Big Donut.
Peridot and Lapis appear to be making a living as farmers and Meep-Morp artists.

Jasper...ho.
Yep...succ for a buck.
Maybe fool folks into thinking she is a cop or a construction worker but assuming she doesn't get arrested for all the dicks she's ripped off, unintentionally at first but then her short temper will make her a savage thought...an a hunger for SNU SNU!!!
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sauce?
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>>3004748
why's her pussy droopy like balls that's not where the vagina goes
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If you were 1000s of years old, something would droop.
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Pearl captured and made into a public use girl on Homeworld
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Kekd
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>>3020789
Knowing Sugar, she'd prolly be a-ok with this being canon.
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Probably makes a big old fart noise blowing into her cooch.
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Kek.
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>I cum FLOURIDE!
...so will eating it make me gay?
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>supermodel
It's funny how in one of the comics Ronaldo becomes convinced of this exact thing because he finds a model in a magazine that looks just like her
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Only if you are a frog...or SNEEPLE.
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Not a side view, but bumping with a wip I'm probably never going to be able to finish. So here's the rough at least, enjoy what could of been anon
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Rough colors because it was fun to draw
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>>3027008
I'd be down for Futa Flouride PORL if her blue cum caused horniness and freaky mutations like turning into some kind of SNU SNU futa sex monster that would gather more humans into an alien hive to become SNU SNU futa sex monsters themselves.

PORLIFICATION now with partial JASPERIZATION and FLOURIDE!
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Not the one requesting, but fuck that's good. Have any other works?
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OR here, this is fucking hot. Is there a way we can get these on the booru to preserve them?
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>>3048910
I actually don't! I'm mainly just a lurker on allot of threads, this is the first real lewd I've drawn, was fun to make though.

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I'm glad you like it, I don't know how getting things on the booru works but if you wanna save them and dump them up there feel free
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Millenia of practice
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>>3009900
This but it's Pirate Pearl.
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>>3051351
Thanks I hate it.
Some (most) characters shouldn't be bimbofied.
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>>3051655
>brainlet alert

THICC PORL is BEST PORL
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>Yellow Diamond coming to Beach City to check on Steven, came to the BIg Donut for cultural exchange
>buys a few donuts to try 'food'
>has no money, so gave Dewey her Pearl in barter
>Dewey's sort of in shock, mind racing
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>>3051756
I disagree. Pearl is perfect in her flatness. It gives her the grace. You want thicc - Garnet and Amethyst are always there for you.
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>>3031259
Hooray for complicated para-sexual relationships with imaginary aliens! Only by jerking it to Pearl can we ask these important questions about sticking balls in pussies.
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>>3053233
What are you, from some kind of church?
Like the kind that stands outside of soldiers funeral and schools that were shot up?

You advocate for having sex with real women, but you never post pictures of your own experiences.
And no, having sex with your sister does not count has meeting other women.
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>>3054936
BUSINESS PORL.
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>>3053577
Chill out, dude. It's sarcasm.
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PORL: "Good morning, Bill. My name is Pearl, I will be your new secretary."

PORL: "I am completely repulsed by you. I am, what you humans would say 'a dyke'."

PORL: "Yes, Bill, I'm a lesbian space alien from space. I'm only working here because I have responded to an ad on Craigslist. Any attempts to harrass me at work will be reported to Attorney General in Charm City." (Let's assume the State Capitol of Delmarva is Charm CIty or as we call it in our universe Baltimore. (Yeah, I know Annapolis is the capitol of Maryland.))

[three weeks later]
Amethyst: "Hey, P, how's the secretary business?"

PORL: "OK, I just finally re-organzied all the tax documents for past 16 years. Could you believe he hasn't done any taxes since Buck was born?"

Amethyst: "HEY, MINTS! NOM!" (eats the entire dish before PORL can responde.)

PORL: "AMETHYST, NO!"

Amethyst: "I don't feel so good..."

PORL: "Those weren't mints, Amethyst. Those have been the roofies Bil has been trying to slip into my drinks the pas three weeks...as if I ever drink."

Amethyst (drugged.): "heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy peeeeeeeeee. Waaaaaaannnnnnaaaaaaaa ffffffuuuuuuuuussssseeeee?"

PORL: "I knew this was going to happen...come on let's get back to the temple. And kep your closthes on...Bill's been hiding cameras everywhere....as if I ever pee."

[10 minutes later, back to the temple, in Amethyst's room]
PORL: "OK, Amethyst. You can strip now."

(Amethyst shapeshifts naked.)
PORL: "Now don't leave the room until the drugs wear off. I have to--"
(Amethyst grabs PORL, kisses her, but during mid kiss vomits some of the roofies out of her body into PORLs mouth. (You're welcome, 4chan.)
(PORL swallows, tries to vomit but can't)

PORL: "BLEAH! WHAT DID YOU DO!"

Amethyst: "Eeeeeeyyyeeeee wwwwaaaaaaannnnnnttttt ttttttoooooo fffffffffffuuuuccckkkk yyyyyyooouuuu bbbbbbbaaaaadddddllllllyyyy."

PORL: "What? NOooo. NOwwww Iiii Haaavveeee tttoooo gggettt...baaaack toooo...." (PORL becomes dizzy. Falls on to a bed.)

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>>3055867
[hours later]

PORL (wakes up): "Ugh...where am I? And...why AM I NAKED ON THE BEACH?! AMETHYST!!!!"

Amethyst (wakes up, also naked): "Ugh...what happened?"

PORL: "I don't know? You tell me. What happened while we blacked out that we ended outside the temple?"

Amethyst: "I don't know...did you check the cameras in my room?"

PORL: "WHAT? YOU RECORDED US HAVING...IN YOUR ROOM? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?! UGH, MY CAREER IS OVER!"

Amethyst: "Chill out, P. I do this all the time."

PORL: "'All the time'? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS?"

Amethyst: "Probably since the early 2000s...apparently there is a huge market for amateur porn. Lately, I've been called 'thicc'."

PORL: "That would explain the $1000 per month bill from the phone company. But why did you get me involved?"

Amethyst: "By accident really. Honestly, I didn't know Dewey was such a creep...or that those drugs would have an effect on Gems."

PORL: "Well, I have to get dressed and go to work. You destroy that video...if you can. We're going to have a long talk about running an porn site inside the house later. So don't be surprised if I bring Garnet and an axe to destroy your computer equipment."

Amethyst: "Fine. But I'll call you if I see something interesting on the tape first."

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>>3052207
But I don't like Garnet or Amethyst, I like Pearl's personality and overall design but I want to see her with the plushest figure.
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>>3056373
>likes Pearl's design
>wants throw huge knockers and whatnot into the mix
I see a contradiction here. The main point in her design is that she's thin as stick and flat as board.
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>>3056398
That's just the figure, by the design I mean the colours and the features. I don't like the way Garnet and Amethyst look, their being thick doesn't change that, I like the way Pearl looks, and I like it even better if she's thick as well.
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Good thread. Anybody like, corruption?
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>>3056456
Not really, but this set was great.
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>>3020789
> loudhouse cameo on the left wall pasted advert
god damn it
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[Mayor Dewey's office]

Dewey: "Good morning, Pearl." (smacks her on the ass, hurts his hand) "OUCH! Damn woman, your butt is a lot more boney than it looks."

PORL (annoyed): "Good morning, Bill. Bill we need to talk. I'm considering filing a lawsuit against you."

Dewey: "WHAT? NO! WHY?"

PORL: "First of all, all your attempts to rape me for starters...that and that slap on the ass just now. Bill, I've known for years that you have been...infatuated with me."

Dewy (hornily): "Oh yes!"

PORL: "But my repeated reminders that I'm not in to you let alone human men just don't seem to be getting through. Therefore, at the end of the day, I will resign from my position. I will also be calling the Attorney General to report your professional misconduct. I'm sorry, Bill, but I quit."

Dewey: "Let me show you something, Pearl." (Turns on a TV) "I have been trying to get you to have sex with me even before I hired you. And yet, for some strange reason, I can never get you to be naked on any of the cameras I've placed around the office."

PORL: "Yeah...that's definitely going into my report to the AG."

Dewey: "Yes, but then I discovered something, through a more legitmate platform."

(Dewey shows PORL his laptop with a video of drugged up Amethyst and PORL having sex, sometimes fusing into Opal who masterbates furiously, then unfuse to fuck somemore)

PORL (growling quietly): "amethyst!"

Dewey: "You see, I didn't even have to seduce you. I just figured, that the purple one would stop by, mistake all that confiscated extacy pills for pastel mints, then you'd take her home to her room where she would jill solo until the pills wore off...I didn't expect her to get you involved...but now that you are, I figure, I could use this video to manipulate you into having sex with me. Game over, Ms. Secretary. DEWY WINS! Now how about yo--"

PORL (lays the smack down on Dewey. Beating him with in an inch of his life...)
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PORL (...smashing every piece of technology in the room to destroy an futher evidence even the security cameras in the room where the lanky space lesbian is savagely beating the human slug.)

Dewey (febbly defeated): "STOP! Please...stop!!!"

PORL: "Well, bill, you've certainly given me a place to release a whole lot of frustration, so here's what I'm going to do...I'm going to let you finish your pathetic term as 'mayor' of this town. The County District Attorney is going to get a report about this incident which she will forward to the Delmarva AG, and you are going to resign at the next election to whoever runs against you, because if you don't...well, let's just say your not the first human I've killed by chopping off their 'human horn'. I'm going to have a long talk with Amethyst about her porn streaming website while I poof her and leave her in a bubble for the next few months. Oh, and if I find out you did this to other women, social media won't be hashtagging '#MeToo', they'll be hashtagging '#BeachCityMurder'. So I suggest you get your shit together, clean up this mess, start writing your letter of resignation, because BUSINESS PORL AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH! Do you get me, Bill?"

Dewy (scared): "yes"

PORL: "Good" (storms out of the office back to the temple.)

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>>3056941
[back at the temple]
PORL (slams the screen door open): "AAAAAAAMMEEEEETTTTHHHHYYYYYSSSSTTTT!!!!"

Amethyst: "Uh oh."

PORL: "Come out here, your little shit! BUSINESS PORL IS OPEN FOR ASSKICKING BUSINESS, AND BUSINESS HAS BEEN GOOD TODAY! Some come on out, CLOTHED!"

Amethyst: (comes out of hiding)

PORL: "HOW COULD YOU HAVE RELEASED THAT TAPE!"

Amethyst: "What tape?"

PORL: "Don't play dumb with me, you little bitch! The one you had recorded of us last night."

Amethyst: "The one that was live-streamed on the Internet...yeah, about that, I deleted that...however the copy the is stored in the cloud..."

PORL: "Let's go, Amethyst!"

Amethyst: "And do what, I destroyed the local copy."

PORL: "But you didn't destroy the cloud..." (points at a cloud) "...now let's go!" (Hyper jump, uses spear to slash at a cloud...and then another cloud...and another...)

[hours later]
Amethyst: "PORL, I don't think this is working, we've been breaking apart clouds for hours...not to mention, I don't think we'll be about to do anything about that big one over there." (Points to a huge cumulonimbus cloud which sparks a bolt of lightning in the distance.)

PORL: "So what do we do now? That video is out there forever."

Amethyst: "Well, we could always monotize it."

PORL (gives Amethyst a sour look.)

Amethyst: "Fine...we won't. Besides, I bet if you actually watched it, you'd appreciate what an attractive body you have...that we have as Opal. This is what we should be, P. Not as objects of desire for creepy guys like Bill to fap at, but as people everybody wants to be with, to engage in wild passion, and to long for the relationship that you and I have, P. So what do you say, can we go home?"

PORL (less mad, still mad, but defintely not mad enough to hate Amethyst, as she also felt her speech was genuine and sincere.) "Fine...but no more cameras in the house, at all."
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(PORL and Amethyst walk back home.)

Amethyst: "So, how did work go today?"

PORL: "Oh, I quit. It turns out Bill was a total pervert."

Amethyst: "Do you think he's going to win the next election?"

PORL: "I hope not."

Amethyst: "That's too bad, wanna do more of that E?"

END
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>>3056456
Mmmmmm breeed and cum forever
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>>3055867
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>>3057021
What does any of this have to do with the pic?
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>>3057021
never do that again
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>>3056456
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>>3058717
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>>3058723
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>>3020789
I love greg ;-;
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What do you call both a Pearl and Page 10?
A rock bottom!
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>>3011634
But pearl is safe
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>>3004744
catalog milf, only you OP
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>>3068094
This thread is not about her.

This is a PORL thread.

PORL is the BEST PORL.
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>>3068741
What is PORL? Some kind of anacronym?
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someone post that oc from a few moths ago of pearl getting her feet licked/tickled and being embarrassed they are big
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>>3070656
I know what you mean, see if I can find it.
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>>3070656
Aw yiss, here you are.
http://staerk.tumblr.com/post/166057197662/poor-pearl
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Anyone got a link to the Zone Peridot flash? There was a thread a few days back with a mega link
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>>3014159
>uncle grandpa fans
Does such a thing exist?
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>>3071054
It's out there. It just will not be part of this PORL thread.

CHECK THE /aco/ ARCHIVE!
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>>3071639
The thread is already dead anyway, might as well do something useful.




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