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Rose Lalonde is a MASSIVE slut for men's penises. This is canon.

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>>3048788
>for men's penises
It is crucial not to forget about girls' penises either.
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>>3048847
I didn't forget, I just ignored them.
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>>3048880
Well, your loss.
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>>3048788
>mens penises
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>>3048899
the hivemind
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Vriska
Serket
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>>3049370
8est girl has arrived!!!
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>>3049370
>>3049385
okay thread ruined
gg go next
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Homestuck gave me clinical depression
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>>3049540
But it has ended and you are still around so you won.
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>>3049575
>it ended
Oof
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>>3049575
It didn't end
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>>3049667
You wanna argue with me, homies?
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>>3049718
Hyper 8ased and redpilled.
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>>3049710
Whoa momma.
>>3049717
Good pic, if only Roxy had a happier look here.
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>no goth gf to experiment with the horrorterror arts ad end up tentabanging with you newfound tentacles
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Rose is obsessed with troll cock
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Hussie didnt want this
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>>3050391
His wishes are irrelevant towards the absolute state of the 8ased and redpilled, and THAT, THAT is 8ased and redpilled.
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I know every one is super into john being a sub but I gotta admit, john taking control and forcing his dick into roxy and just taking her to pound town is the greatest thing in the world and if you disagree with me you're a harlot and a charlatan.
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Equius is for domming.
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>>3050540
Can't say I disagree.
Though the idea of him being dom is...
Fascinating, to say the least.
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>>3050555
I want equius to shove me around like a toy
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Equius is alpha
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>>3050641
Alpha SUB.
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>>3050514
Roxy locking her legs around his waist as he pins her to bed does sound hot.
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>>3050773
Jade is the leg lock queen though, her iron grip is inescapable
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>>3050837
Perhaps. But John would fuck Jade only in degenerate fantasies of incestfags.
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>>3050837
You know what they say:
If you’re prepared to put it in the puppy’s pussy, you better be prepared to put a puppy in that pussy.
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>>3050862
Who says that?
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>>3050212
You know it.
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>>3050872
They do
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Where did the drawanon go?
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>>3051080
im around just drawing bullshit
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>>3051210
Care for a request?
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>>3051222
sure thing what'll it be
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>>3051225
John matingpresses Roxy (through torn pantyhose, if possible) and she's leg locking him.
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>>3051227
meh maybe i'll give it another try later
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>>3051256
Yep, pretty much this, great angle. Good job!
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>>3051225
I'm starving for some straight Kanaya. Could you draw her deepthroating, say, Karkat?
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>>3051256
You'll just need to shrink John's fist a bit.
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>>3051276
Looks like redskinnedmess, though I haven't seen this one before.
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>>3051225
Goodboy Lanque and asshole playboy Lanque hatefucking?

If you don't want to do it that's fine.
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>>3051283
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>>3051283
So you're just up at 5 am drawing homesmut?
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>>3051315
Jade is your stand now?
Is she holding you hostage making draw homestuck porn?
Blink twice if you need help.
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>>3051276
Good pic, by the way, yes.
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>>3051322
Yeah.

>>3051328
やれやれ...
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>>3051355
You doing requests or just chilling and shit posting?
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>>3051396
Yeah.
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>>3051413
Valid response. You got a discord server or you just post on twitter now?
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Rose is the human onahole of the team

You need to get off? Just ask Rose to make some time for you!
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>>3051619
She hosted a glory hole salon on the meteor.
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*ahem

Fuck Vriska
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>>3051963
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>>3051963
Karkat will certainly do, which is 8ased and redpilled.
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>>3052043
Karkat's dick is for Dave's sissy ass ONLY.
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>>3052066
And for Vriska's sissy ass too. And only if it is fem Dave, which would be interesting.
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>>3052082
Majestic as heck.
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>>3052082
cool and good.
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>>3052082
I always see Jade as actually the prettiest of the girls (given that she's got all those people macking on her), but given that she's basically a half-feral nerd island girl it's hidden.
Like if Rose and Kanaya held her down and gave her a forced makeover she'd go from girl-next-door cute to drop-dead gorgeous.
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>>3052043
Vriska would never...
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>>3050391
I miss this aesthetic
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>>3051210
tavros crush on rufioh is the cutest
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>>3052507
Whatever, heretic.
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Looks like Rose is about to cheat on Kanaya!
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>>3051355
AYYYY
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>>3052911
OKAY, that was 8ased and redpilled.
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>>3052911
It's not cheating if kanaya cheated rose with the same person or in this case, troll
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>>3052911
I'm just happy Karkat finally got some pussy
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>>3052944
8ased and redpilled.
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>>3051413
Oi m8, can I get a fockin uhhhhh Dave full nelsoning jade into a creampie
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>>3051413
Joey and Jude sucking monster cock side by side?
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>>3053138
Seconded
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>>3052944
But he’s not fucking Nepeta
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>>3053453
How can't he if he already has? (LE font effect)
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>>3053251
This, but without Jude.
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>>3053251
>>3053512
No.

>>3053138
Yeah okay, when I get home later.
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>>3053545
That Jade and Rose always are top tier
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>>3053559
Kanaya's pose is the best though.
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>>3052273
>half-feral
Why do you think that?
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>>3053516
But what about >>3051262 ?
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>>3053591
She was raised by a dog. A dog!
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>>3053591
There was nobody to propperly bring her up.
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>>3053591
She didn’t know what a toilet was used for
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>>3052507
Every interaction they have is her blackrom cockteasing Karkat until he's an incoherent mess. They'd fuck, and then she'd shittalk him that John is better at eating pussy.
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>>3052911
Imagine the hate sex, Karkat constantly telling her how he fucks better than Kanaya and how many times he has fucked her brothers ass
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Troll dick sizes

Equius: 10 inch
Karkat: 8 inch
Tavros: 7 inch
Eridan: 6 inch
Gamzee: 6 inch
Sollux: 4 inch
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>>3053597
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>>3053628
There was a fic where Dave had to live with a socially unaware Jade and struggling to deal with stuff like her walking around the apartment naked and shit. Shame it never went anywhere. Fucking lazy kinkmeme writers...
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>>3053665
>Karkat: 8 inch
>Tavros: 7 inch
Toppest of keks. These two are some well-known dicklets.
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>>3053659
>I FUCK YOUR WIFE
>Jests on you, loudmouth. I fuck my wife too.
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>>3053711
There is only one dicklet there and it's the handicapped bitch.
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>>3053665
>Sollux: 4 inch
More like 22.
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>>3053767
>Uhh... usually, I m8k sure you sleep t8 with my mind-controlling powers... But I forgot this time.
>*shoots a web out of her ass and leaves*
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Holy hell I'm gone for a little bit and you guys have like three threads without me
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>>3053934
Don't worry. Now that you are here we can go back to one post per several hours.
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>>3053665
>8 inch
8ased
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>>3053711
Tavros is 7 inches but cant get hard after his accident
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>>3054292
Vriskat confirmed, see? 8ased and redpilled.
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Vriska fags what exactly the appeal of that stupid bitch?
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>>3054523
She is a more interesting character than any other girl
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>>3054528
>interesting
Strange way to spell "retarded" but okay.
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>>3054940
Much better.
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>>3054931
I'm starting to see grossly oversized tits in my nightmares
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>>3055020
Good
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>>3055023
Please kill me
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>>3055027
would a visit from the itty bitty titty committee make you feel better
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>>3055027
Not yet.
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>>3054904
>retarded
That's Nepeta, 8ro
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>>3055049
I don't know if it helps him but it definitely helps me.
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Jane: Tits
Rose: Ass
Roxy: Hips
Jade: Legs
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>>3055144
cant argue with that
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>>3055144
Jane: hips
Rose: Ass
Roxy: Hips
Jade: hips and ass
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>>3048788
never got around to finishing the hands since i dont have a drawning pad
hope people like it though
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>>3055158
>ignoring legs
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>>3055161
i sure as hell like it good job
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>>3055167
that was a fast response
thank you!
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Jane: Tits ass hips legs
Rose: Tits ass hips legs
Roxy: Tits ass hips legs
Jade: Tits ass hips legs
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Vriska: The 8est
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Oh god I want to be an Iron in Vriska's burning fire
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>>3055161
Where's the original?
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rare joeymom
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>>3055192
They're all dummy thicc
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>>3055198
Here.
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>>3055206
8AAAAAAAASED
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>>3055209
That would be boring 'cause no variety.
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>>3055205
That is one hot eclair. There really should be more of her. The only two good pics of her I saw was with Granpa, so it's shock content.
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I want to make Vriska cum!
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Art ideas that I will draw in the future:
Tavros impaled on Vriskas hor
Vriska being hanged by terezi
Terezi doing that thing that lesbians do with their fingers
Terezi making dave bleed
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>>3055391
Vriska tricking Terezi 8y having her hang Karkat instead

*da8s*
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>>3055391
>Terezi doing that thing that lesbians do with their fingers
This is called "putting them in her pusspuss".
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>>3055400
god vriska fags are so annoying
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>>3055432
I sure hope he's trolling. Nobody can be that stupid.
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>>3055400
No, you are delusional, and quite un8ased and 8luepilled.
What happens instead is that both of you suffer unspeakable fates, and Karkat? he lives with your heads (::::B
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>>3055436
Redpilled.
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>>3055345
Fine everyone looks normal except Jade who is way thiccy
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>>3055049
Now that is some good tittë
But what about that full nelson
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>>3055607
had to stealth draw this because family is over
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>>3055763
Delicious
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>>3055763
Not exactly the request but I mean ill take a small titty tz takin a dick any day.
Would be better with a harrier vegana though.
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>>3055499
Sounds like my "everyone wants to fuck Jade, who is clueless about it, AU"
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>>3055808
That sounds very interesting.

Please.
Please extrapolate.
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>>3055811
Well you see Jade is really hot in it. And everyone wants to fuck her. But she's not really aware of this.
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>>3055824
I see.

Does she have that good bush though.
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>>3055948
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>>3055250
>I had a dream I was sking
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>>3055833
always
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>>3055020
oh no big titties!
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>>3056135
and big abs
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>>3055850
Wish we’d get more of this from BD
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>>3056135
Know the difference between big and over-sized? The latter don't match the rest of the body. Here Jade is buff overall, so big tits don't look too bad on her.
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>>3056221
Bruh those tiddy could kill a man
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>>3056227
When the Jade which posesses them is capable of bench pressing a man it's all good. It's all about the proportions, you see.
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>>3056227
Those tiddy have killed a man.
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>>3054940
>vriskaposters
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>>3056526
That's Terezi. Consider having your eyes checked.
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>>3053138
I forgot the creampie oh nooooo...
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>>3056615
Shiet that's some good stuff. Up late again?
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>>3056615
Mhm. I don't work tomorrow and I got Clip Studio Paint to work for my tablet, so I'm messing around.
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I wish there more hiveswap stuff
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>>3056705
Indeed. I require more A. Clair. In terms of hotmomness, she's on par with Mom Lalonde, I dare to say.
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all the humans have 4 letter names
all the trolls have 6 letter names
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>>3056916
Fuck
Vriska
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>>3056926
Vriska is my wife ::::)
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>>3056929
hussie get out
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>>3056998
It's not a girl though.
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>>3057037
Yes, and?
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>>3056929
Un8ased and delusionpilled, heretic.
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>>3057037
>>3057042
Chixie is a girl
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>>3057037
>>3057092
Its a girl but remember that both male and female have tentabulges so..
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>>3057125
I hate that this is cannon
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>>3057125
Why does Tumblr have to ruin everything?
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>>3050391
Canon sucks but why does Karkat/Terezi always get the comfiest, cutest fan art that makes me want a gf
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>>3057181
Because it was a forced ship

Just like Davekat
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>>3057181
Because it's the reality these creatures try to drown so desperately, it's the 8ased and redpilled.
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>>3057125
Tentabulges are still better than futa.
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Terezi executing Vriska in interesting ways!
firing squad!
hanging!
Guillotine!
beheading(with an axe)
beheading(with a sword)!
Impaled on a pike!
lethal injection!
Electric chair!
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>>3057236
stfu karkuck
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>>3056615
>forgot the creampie
RIP Dave
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>>3057419
How do you forget to cum?
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>>3057237
Oh? your delusions are trying to come out? silence you un8ased and 8luepilled heretic.
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>>3057456
Living with Jade has made Dave realize that he has to prepare for the best. So he's trained himself to have incredible endurance and also cum on command.
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I could fit my entire foot In Vriskas gaping pie hole
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>>3057678
That's MY fetish. You aren't allowed to share it.
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>>3057471
You don’t mess with Jade “Insemination or Decapitation” Harley.
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>Terezi doing that thing that lesbians do with their fingers

This?
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>>3058121
You don't just not give her babies.
You have to be some kind of psychopath to do that.
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>>3058253
Or a masochist
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>>3058272
True.
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>>3057178
How can you say you love your waifu if you won't even deepthroat her tentabulge?

Also trolls being hermaphrodites makes sense from a biological standpoint, change my mind
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>>3058253
nobody's THAT cruel
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>>3058437
Wait which one is which
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>>3058440
yeah
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>>3058445
No you don't understand. It's important. Does Roxy have a dick?
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don't mind me, just a rando dropping my 2 favorite tentabulge pictures
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>>3058458
Maybe.
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>>3058715
>favorite tentabulge picture
Same. That pic is glorious.
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yeah, both have a thing for terezi, and weird 4-way tentacle things.. these are the only 2 pics I have that do this.
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>>3058722
also, dog-tier jade with a dick, absolutely railing any of the other girls, is automatically top tier for me. the best ones seem to be with rose, roxy, nepeta, and jane though.... or maybe that one was an R63 john.... it's hard to tell sometimes.
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>>3058715
>>3058725
How you even fuck one of those?
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alright I think i'mma go.
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>>3058740
okay I think there's probably some kind of hole that a dick, or other tentacles, could go into, but then also, those tentacles are clearly really sensitive, but also prehensile, they could still wrap around your dick. and like, jerk you off, but it'd be good for her too. right? am I crazy?

I probably am crazy, I rather frequently fantasize about being all these other characters, often a troll with a tentabulge like that, or jade with a dick. I have no idea how this got started but i've been stuck with it since act 5 and it hasn't left my head in all that time, and kinda sucks because there's not likely going to be more of this made ever, and at this point my collection is getting kinda vintage.
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>>3058141
Oh yeah that's what I meant
That's amazing thanks a lot
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How did trolls reproduce before buckets were invented?
checkm8 hussie
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>>3058725
>>3058715
Disgust but also a boner
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>>3059539
buckets, drones and vomiting is obviously artificial implementation. Before it, they just fucked.
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>>3058725
both by the same artist, the second one based directly after the first one. Strangely, the second one does nothing to me. The first design is just so much better, the second one seem sjust like "lol alien vagoo".
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>>3059551
Did they fuck the mother grub?
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Skater booty, best booty.
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>>3059567
the mother grub is an artificial implementation as well. they just fucked, or does your brain got brainwashed by headcannons and degenerate fanfiction so much you are no longer able to process the thought of procreation inserting penis into vagina.
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>>3059591
I mean I kind of assumed they are like ants you know?
with a queen and shit?
I'm like 99% sure this is cannon
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>>3059591
>the mother grub is an artificial implementation as well
was it? I don't remember that.
Then again I skipped all of act 6 so maybe it was divulged during the tumblr troll parts
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>>3059589
Agreed. Latula butt is best butt.
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>>3059589
fatt
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>>3059609
>>3059602
>cannon
what part of artificially implemented system by the sex-hating Queen you not understand?
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>>3059589
She does have a great body.
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>>3059683
Oh yes, definitely.
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>>3059589
>>3059683
>>3059697

Man, there really isn't enough good Latula porn.
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>>3059672
condy hated HUMAN reproduction
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>>3059727
Yeah, Condy hates being pregnant!
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>>3059727
We all hate what we desire most.
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>>3059732
Hot.
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>>3059495
no probz
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>>3059751
condy should be preggo too though
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Why does Kankri get all the pussy
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>>3059804
I can't remember the last time I did a pregnant troll in general. I think maybe the Todd Howard sauna one
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>>3059836
He just does
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>>3059841
8ased and redpilled.
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>>3059706
Damn shame, shes a cutie.
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>>3059589
Latula ass is high-class.
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>>3059839
>Todd Howard
it's a valid kid name
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Jesus Christ i didnt know that there was an underground following dedicated to wanting to fuck latula specifically.
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How much does he bench?
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>>3060002
He'd be the bard of hope.
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>>3060034
i mean, it makes perfect sense to me.
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Imagine getting mindfucked
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what is the deal with the trolls and tentacle penis, and reproduction based on playing cards
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>>3060081
the internet is retarded.
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You know, Hussie could explained it without going in too much details or implications
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>>3060049
space players are all breedsluts! all of them!
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>>3056237
So is grimdark jade just a negress?
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>>3060104
no she's jade
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>>3060105
This does not leave out a possibility of her being a negress.
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>>3060104
This anon might be on to something.
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Threadly reminder that all characters in homestuck are white
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>>3060116
Ok but
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>>3060104
I am super down with the idea of negress jade.
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>>3060116
Best boy is not white.
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>>3060103
Only Jade.
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>>3055850
I kinda like the idea that Dave and Rose are so pale they'd get sunburn in five minutes or so if they don't apply SPF 100+ on the regular.
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>>3060141
I accept that, but they also are constantly getting dragged to sunny places by friends and loved ones.
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>>3060124
Especially Jade, but also all the others.
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>>3060083

stfu and explain the truth
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>>3060119
the 8lackest person I have ever seen
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>>3060119
If Karkat was a human he would be white
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>>3060144
And it doesn't help that everyone forces Rose into skimpy bikinis
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>>3060172
Latin.
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>>3060188
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home girls fuck dogs
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>>3060236
homegirls ARE dogs
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Unpopular opinion: Eridan was right
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Truth opinion: Vriska is the 8est character
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>>3060251
About what?
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>>3060248

that's why she fucc dogs and succ their cum
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>>3060260
Everything
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>>3060262
she can do that anymore.
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>>3060228
She'll get some vitamin d alright
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>>3059727
It's not just that she hats sex, It's a form of
POPULATION CONTROL

By making people not know how is babby formed, She gets 100% control of population size, separates child from parent and controls children's upbringing, which means no revolutions.

This is possibly how the summoner got his name, because "Oh shit, where did all these trolls in the woods come from? oh shit they're an army what the fuck, okay I know that one and he's in charge, from where did he summon all these new trolls, fuck it we'll just call him the summoner".

Pretty sure that's how that went down. because one dude with some animal companions ain't shit as a threat to an empire.

Then again, I also started writing a fanfiction technical analysis of troll reproduction and breaking down troll society's historical revisionism (which is why there's 2 names for the goddamn planet, which is literally just BC/AD naming convention) but I never finished or posted it anywhere because it seemed like homestuck was dying after the game got fucked over, and I just figured I had more important things to put effort into. Maybe I should finish that? and yeah, I obviously decided on the quad-tentacle thing for that, the males have them too, but they'd be oriented differently so they could slide together like a jigsaw puzzle and form a seal. and then after they both came and they separate, boom, fertilized eggs just kinda sitting there. it also meant they'd be physically compatible for intercourse with humans regardless of the participants's sex. though, probably no hybrids, because genetics. (also, after doing the math for the number of grubs and eggs that canonically exist relative to the adults and teens, it means each time they'd produce a lot of eggs each times, and limiting to the fluid volume of a bucket from 2 participants, results in an energy density that's an order of magnitude higher than jet fuel. which I guess explains the psionic being bound and why condy collects buckets of it. Fuel.
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>>3060315
>not just that she hats sex
welp, that's a funny typo that stuck something in my head.
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>>3060315
tl;dr for the last part.
Bootsy colins was right, spunk powered spaceships.
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show me dog fucking
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>>3060315
Nice head cannon kid
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>>3060327
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>>3060119
Vantas kinda' sounds like a Hispanic last name. Like Valdez, Villarreal, or Vasquez.
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found this sweet fantroll on reddit
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>>3060330
not sure if sarcasm. but seriously, the queen was always a tyrant, and tyrants do shit like that. and the fact that the math works out for the energy of several fully formed babies condensed into a liquid that fills a moderate 3-5 gallon bucket has more energy than any fuel source we've ever had, just makes for several hilarious knock-on bonuses, and also explains why there's no fat trolls, because fat isn't energy dense enough. Like, I didn't start from "lets say the queen bound up the psionic to steel his jizz to power a space ship, and go backwards from there" I actually started from "wait, how much energy has to be in a troll egg to form a human baby sized baby? babies get energy over 9 months, that's 9 months of food energy condensed into one egg, fuck how the fuck how the fuck they're bombs what the fuck" and then I did some math. and then I looked at the population sizes in beforus and it was between 1:6 teens per grub, and 1:20 teens per grub. that's between 12 and 40 babies worth of energy... per bucket (because they seem to only be harvested from each troll once). I didn't even do the math for how much energy is lost growing the babies, just the energy for the final product, and jesus fuck it requires a comical amount of energy. If trolls had to store that energy as fat and convert it during sex, Every single troll would be spherical land-whales, so they clearly have to be storing the energy that densely, which is why there's no fat trolls... and FYI, Fat and gasoline have roughly the same energy density. Everything is just a knock-on effect from that math, and in the several years since I did that math, I have never once stopped finding it to be the best thing that came out of homestuck in my life.... other than the porn.
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>>3060509
this is some head cannon bullshit
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>>3060315
I applaud the effort you put into this, but trolls laying their own eggs (as opposed to the mother grub doing it) doesn't make sense precisely because lusii exist. The lusii wouldn't be needed if trolls could raise their own young.

Maybe you're thinking "Well troll parents could raise a grub with a lusus acting as a babysitter sometimes." And I would agree, IF trolls had anything remotely resembling a maternal instinct. It also doesn't make sense evolution-wise, because why would an intelligent, sapient species evolve with the inability to care for their young, that they themselves give birth to? That's why I feel trolls have something like a symbiotic relationship with lusii, and evolved alongside each other. That would explain why lusii are naturally capable of taking care of young trolls, and also why the mother grub is able to lay troll eggs.

Damn, I got carried away with that. But thats par for the course, when Homestuck is involved.
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>>3060423
Looks like Eridan but lamer
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>>3060342
If you say it with a b then yeah it does wow
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Karkat FUCKS
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>>3060342
It's indian.
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>>3060570
I wonder how there came to be so many lusii that are so radically different from each other? Fairy bull, biclops, spider, cat, etc.
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>>3060899
damn son where'd you find this
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>>3060902
new from idlecum
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its a follow up to this
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>>3060904>>3060908
That's good. Didn't know he was still doing homestuck.
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>>3060918
A lot of artists still do provided you pay them.
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>>3060904
Are there other versions?
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>>3060922
There's one more version with the pants around the ankles but that's it.
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>>3060933
Bummer. By the way you named it, I thought there might be a version without x-ray.
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>>3060940
uhhh

>>3060899
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>>3060946
Okay, I can't scroll up for shit. Thanks for pointing out.
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i made the last few threads, someone else do it this time.
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>>3061215
What edition
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>>3061226
I dunno, threesome + moresome edition I guess
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>>3061234
So be it then.

>>3061303
>>3061303
>>3061303
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>>3060921
Anyone you have the uncensored version?
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>>3061747
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2530409




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