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The epilogues are now out!
https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues
And yes, those tags on it are real.

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>>3117394
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I'd say only post art related to said tags, but there's a lot of new stuff out.
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Nepeta bimbofication
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>>3129925
Lord English lactation
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>>3129927
Latula (aka the gamer gurl) feet
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>>3129953
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Is there such a thing as un-bibmofication?
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>>3129957
Reverse bimbofication. Wherein a slutty whore cleans up her act.
I like it better
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>>3129959
That does sound nice.
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>>3129959
I think there is a name for this
domestication?
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>>3130136
"Getting one's life in order"
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>>3130146
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>no new pages tpday

Why are they dragging this shit

Its not like they have ads on the website so theyre not even making any money
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>>3130160
you got 3 yesterday
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>>3130160
We didn't get pages until like 2pm yesterday though
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I don't expect pages for a week desu
Just based on some of the tweets
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Its happening
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>>3130202
Can it please unhappen maybe perhaps thank you
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>>3130202
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>>3130202
fuck you
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>>3130264
Don't know why, but she doesn't even look bad. I dig it.
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>>3130284
Other than the hair and tail color it's fine.
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>>3130287
Nah, the hair is pretty, just unusual. The tail's is indeed a bit off though.
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>>3130264
*Canon* Jade would have played the guitar.
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>>3130333
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https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue/4
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>>3130341
Just use your powers to make your boobs small looool
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>>3130353
It's been fucking years since this meme. No matter what else I feel about a ghost written, unfunny fan-fic, at least I got to experience another fake update call.
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>>3130356
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By the way, upd8.ninja is still around and working.
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>>3129899
>>3129902
Karkat should fucking destroy her!
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Fuck if anyone knows why, though, so discuss here if nothing else
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>>3130412
Is it just one guy commissioning Vriska with a penis?
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>>3130433
It usually is
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>>3130429
We tend to do that already.
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>>3130166
This garbage won't be worth dragging on for weeks
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>>3130540
Dunno looking not that bad so far.
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>>3130540
Welcome to the homestuck updates
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>>3130615
John must be landing really heavy punches to be able to send all this flying like he did.
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>>3130615
Vriska is flat
stop defiling my favorite character
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>>3130664
Sorry anon, she' got big, fat, spider tats, and that's canon.

Also; get out, homosexual.
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>>3130668
Girls with small or moderate-sized tits are a thinking man's choice.
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>>3130722
>small tits
>big hips
Best
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>>3130724
Exactly.
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This jade circlejerk is getting tired, the text makes it clear davekat is canon and they simply hang a lot with jade since theyre very good friends
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Fuck, I hate how John gets screwed over again. Not to mention the impications that he's going to die so a "non-canon" universe can continue to exist.

Fuck the epilogue already. Maybe it will surprise me by giving him the happy ending he deserves, but I'm not holding my breath here.
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>>3130778
desu it sounds like Dave and Karkat are the only ones living happy lives
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>>3130768
Sorry, even v, the writer of homestuck, confirms Karkat is karcucked
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>>3130768
l8l
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>>3130779
Fuck dave and fuck karkat, they were little bitches coasting off the victories of the others. Quite frankly, I hate the whole heroic side of the cast now save John, his Dad, and the major. All the others can fall screaming into non-existance. Fuck, I wish the Planet of Junk fanfic was canon.
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>>3130768
Sorry, but Jade is the cutest little homewrecker in all of Earth C.
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john should pick the raw meat, just to spite caliope. that dyke deserves nothing but scorn unlike her brother.
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too bad three best ships - karkat x feferi, equius x terezi and tavros x kanaya - didn't showing up into epilogues
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Official update theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC-W93I_PNU
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>>3130264
that's not canon jade, tits aren't big enough
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>>3130367
>ghost written
you say that like hussie is incapable of writing anything bad
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>>3130779
I agree. From the way Rose was talking about it, it sounds like Dave, Jade, and Karkat are all in one big happy polyamorous relationship, and honestly, I'm totally into that. They totally deserve it. Feeling really happy about it.
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>>3131288
I think I'd have liked to see Dave with Terezi but more of pic related would be welcomed.
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Update...sorta?
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>>3131351
Disregard that, the search function tagged an A6 page because Roxy said epilogue, and my galaxy brain mistook it for some meta fuckery.
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>>3131335
I was never into Dave/Terezi to be totally honest. I really didn't care much for Dave, until he started hanging out with Karkat. Just kind of seemed like a douche. But Terezi turned into a hot mess, and honestly the way that Jade, Dave, and Karkat all interacted with each other was just really entertaining to watch. I really hope things end well for those three. If that works out, I'll end up being happy with how Homestuck ended afterall.
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penetrative sex?
nah just have them rub their disgusting tentacles together
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>>3131453
gotta look to the human characters for real sex
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The epilogue implies that hussie is really aware of how unfulfilling the actual ending is and how the retcon fucked things up, is Hussie an actual genius that planned all of this or this some reactionary shit?
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Hey, can someone help me find more things from this artist, their name was Tang, but it seams they deleted all of their nsfw
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>>3131453
They have holes also. Rubbing them is just a bonus.
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>>3131507
Nah. I think he just came to his senses after he fucked it up with the retcon.
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>>3131526
She drew so much Karezi, and thus I love her. Unabashedly my favorite Hamsteak pairing.
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>>3131507
I heard everything that was shit was written by his girlfriend at the time including Dave x Karkat
he was just pussydrunk and now Hussy feels bad for letting his story go aray and he is gonna fix it
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>>3131610
lol
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>>3131393
>things end up well
>Karkat
Oh wait, he is a shallow character anyway who has no depth other than hanging out with Dave L8L
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>>3131663
Shit, I didn't need a boner now.
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>>3131661
Only so many characters have some actual deph in them.
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>>3131665
I mean, you're entitled to your wrong opinion.
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>>3131610
Don't know, him doing a collab with two other writers sounds alarming.
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>>3131661
I honestly couldn't disagree more. Hussie spent a ton of time establishing a pretty deep character with Karkat. Ton of conflict and reconciliation, depth, and character development. Following his journey through the comic was pretty much my favorite part. Which is why it sucked so hard for me at the end when it was all mishandled so badly. Getting that little throw-away line about him off having a good time for once, well, it honestly made me really happy.
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>>3131610
Anon, he won't remove Davekat with how hard he forced it into the story.
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>>3131665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QesaRyrFALU
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>>3131706
It was a low blow, Nic Cage, a really low one.
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you see that tran's tag on the epilogue hussie is not enough of a idiot to make someone randomly trans on us is he?
this is gonna be just like harry potter again isn't it
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>>3131661
Yeah well at least he looks perpetually unhappy. Maybe the epilogue will give him a bit of happiness but book 5's commentary made it clear Hussie REALLY hates the guy.
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>>3131737
Davepeta is technically trans or whatever stupid thing tumblr ascribes to them.
But there's also a detransitioning tag, maybe Nepeta will finally get her day and be separated from the abominable antigestalt that is Davepeta.
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>>3131705
I actually don't mind it, I just don't like how poorly it was done
and I also wanted dave /ose but you know fuck my weird incest fetish I just want a good story
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>>3131738
What does he say in the commentary? I haven't had the chance to read it.
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>>3131743
He already confirmed dersecest in the commentaries.
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>>3131742
god Davepeta was forgettable
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>>3131747
Davepeta is an insult to anyone who is a fan of davesprite or especially nepeta.
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>>3131742
There are thousands of dead Nepetas around. Just pick one.
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>>3131748
>anyone who is a fan of davesprite
deserves insults.
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>>3131759
Just because he wasn't man enough to screw the pooch and take responsibility doesn't mean he deserves his fate as Davepeta.
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>>3131745
OH YA I heard about that
he basically said in the doomed timeline davesprite came from they did date for a little and rose dude to timeline merge or whatever still remembers [right?]
I want to get the homestuck books
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>>3131745
Those two were doomed anyway, it doesn't count. Though, with Rose getting visions from her other selves, she can receive her doomed brotherfucker self's experience as well.
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>>3131748
Agreed 100% as a fan of both I felt hurt
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>>3131771
Nepdemption when
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>>3131772
when will my kitty come back from the war
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>>3131772
Nepeta did nothing wrong. As well as nothing of relevance.
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>>3131786
>nothing of relevance.
she deserved to be relevant
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>>3131791
Eh. Feferi was better.
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Watching all the fujos cry over davejadekat being a thing gives me life
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>>3131811
>the fujos
Gesundheit.
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>>3131811
It is good.
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>>3131811
homestuck has way to much Fujos
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>>3131816
>i-it's so big
>dave
Is Jade just stupid or clueless
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I am so happy homestuck is coming back it seems like no one gave a shit about the freindsim stuff but the epiloge seems to be makeing people come back
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>>3131819
She's easily satisfied.
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>>3131819
you saying Jade did not use space powers to make him hung
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>>3131821
...is ten inchs small? isn't that big?
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>>3131832
It's a little below the average size of a human penis.
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>>3131832
I don't know what was the funnest part of that epilogue
The meat or candy memes
Rose calling John a bitch
John Dreaming in Anime
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>>3131821
It's hard to compete with Bec, you know. After him all human dicks feel meek.
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>>3131842
>below the average
my doctor is a fucking liar
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>>3131825
Yes, but very slowly. Only a few inches a day.
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>>3131854
Where do they take all the blood necessary for his brain while all of it comes down to his expanded dong? He's pass out otherwise.
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>>3131858
I mean, given that one can shrink with space powers without suffering any sort of freaky oxygen loss bullshit, evidently it resizes the blood or whatever.
Like does that make sense? It's basically the same penis, just scaled up. Like there's effectively a field of bent space around it that gives it the feeling and appearance of being larger.
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>>3131864
ah fuck I miss your tumblr man
I miss my tumblr porn
I miss homestuck porn being on my froint page every day instead of haveing to look for it
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>>3131864
The best part is that Jade's resizing power is established to be her class ability, rather than a first guardian ability.
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>>3131874
Which once again raises the question if her kids will have any abilities now that
>the green sun
is no more.
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>>3131820
It feel kinda wierd to have an ongoing thing after all this time.
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>>3131843
I hope he takes the meat, start following in Caliborn's footsteps.
Rose is a cunt, and deserves her crippling condition.
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>>3131878
I doubt class powers are inherited, the most that seems to be is some level of playerness, in the form of echeladder tiers and inventory systems and such. Joey had strifing abilities, but had no indication of hope powers for example.
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>>3131885
But picking meat would mean he chooses to start following Rose's instructions.
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>>3131878
I hope only John's children inherit his godly status as demigods, while the other kids have to watch their children grow old and die. Would be fitting for how they refused to play the game, and the game denies them anything but the most basic rewards.
>>3131888
I suspect it will be the candy that means following the instructions of another. Meat surely means: "screw you all, i will create my own path!"
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>>3131891
>Would be fitting for how they refused to play the game
But plenty of them played the game. It's only Rose who denied her path.
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>>3131891
>John's children
I'm almost certain you need a girl for this to happen.
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>>3131891
>refused to play the game
>Jade bred the frogs and completed her entire quest
>Dave did his duty as knight and helped her with the frogs and ate her out
>the alpha kids made a point to try and do their quests and played the game for several months, even though their only real quest was to wait

???
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>>3131900
The session is in an infinite place. There's bound to be someone who wants to bear his children.
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>>3131903
Qnd then he quit like a bitch because muh "people don't have arcs"
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>>3131891
Meat is hard to chew but it's nutricious - John faces the challenge and saves the day.
Candy is tasty, good to share with friends, but eat too much and there will be consequences - John stays, tries to catch up with his friends and perishes with the entire canon.
So it is written.
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>>3131908
I mean at that point what was there left to do for everyone besides Rose? Hussie never gave Dave the whole "amber stuck in the gears" thing that LOHAC was going to have, he basically did his quest even if he ended up as a bitch at the end.
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>>3131905
Yeah but they have to be humans and they have to be alive. He can always adopt Casey but I doubt it will do much.
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>>3131918
Dave didn't fuck Jade's dussy
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>>3131914
It's caliope who gave him the choice. Do you really think she will associate anything possitive with things connected to caliborn?
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>>3131526
there's a bunch of tang's stuff here
https://www.mediafire.com/file/cl49bb8c3x40on0/tang.rar
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>>3131958
"Positive" is irrelivent now, didn't you read?
We're looking not for good but essential. And let me tell you - If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding
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>>3132098
This is just what Rose spews to make herself feel better about tossing John to the wolves so she and Roxy can continue to lez it up with their "girlfriends". Total garbage, and I hope John decides after reentering the session to go "fuck it", and go screw everything over so he can archive his own happiness.
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>>3130636
Outside of Dad and Equius, John is the strongest character. His Mangrit stat has been repeatedly observed as being unreasonably large.
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>>3132157
you forgot english
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>>3132157
Mom Lalonde kicked the ass of a giant ogre with her hands alone.
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>>3132286
That's science. She just knew where to hit.
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>>3132398
hot
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>>3132473
Doesn't need to be tagged because hes listed as the author.
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>>3132081
Thanks a lot, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i ow u my lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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>>3132473
i hope john bashes his brain in for everything he did to him. I want a twenty pages scene where he keeps punching hussie with his mangrit until there's nothing but a red smear with bits of skull and brain scattered across the room and Ms. Paint being utterly traumatized by the sight.
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>>3131742
>antigestalt
I love this word.
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>>3132526
But when will there be time for John to punch the chucklefuck nobodies who took over for Hussie while he was getting scammed out of his ass during Act 6 that effectively killed everyone's characterizations by dragging out the worst parts as long as possible to satiate their own obsessive drive to canonize their own fanfiction?
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>>3132603
You are free to use it how you like.
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>>3132781
Jade cucking Karkat
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>>3132786
Dave obviously, did you not read the update
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>>3132787
I don't see it anywhere
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>>3132781
Terezi cucking jade
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>>3132781
John cucking everyone by fucking every woman via displaced dicks.
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>>3132781
John fucking Roxy
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>>3132781
Sollux do anything.
Karkat do anything visible important.
Nepeta being unsucked.
(Vriska) being unbeing.
Equius listen to Skrillex and watching Damara eating Doritos watching anime.
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Big titty Jade is best Jade. Also she'd be a Dom, just saying.
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>>3132903
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>>3133026
toxic
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>>3132783
I'm much better at solo content, gomen
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>>3133087
Noice
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>>3132903
A gentle dom, I'd say.
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>>3132781
The character with the smallest hotness-to-porn-representation ratio: Neophyte Redglare.
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>>3133087
Fucking awesome, I'd say.
What's up with all these deleted posts?
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>>3133102
>>3133374
Not a clue, thank you!
New ideas? Preferably solo content but I'll do my hand at whatever
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>>3133394
If you take solo male stuff, Dirk jacking it.
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>>3133192
i hope jade starts wearing finger reminders again, they were cute
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>>3133408
I've got my stupid sappy headcanon that she has that one string Dave tied around her finger in place of a wedding ring.
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>>3133394
Could you do a Roxy shoving a dildo up her ass? Or a Kanaya (without dick)?
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>>3133503
If Dirk jerking it is too hard, could you maybe do Dirk mating pressing Kanaya?
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>>3133511
Seconding mating pressing Kanaya, minusing Dirk.
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>>3133595
>>3133517
I don't get their logic either. I saw someone (maybe even V) say "it takes time and people to get the content up". Like, shit, guys, you knew 413 was coming and you already have it written - what's the big deal?
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>Rosemary became toxic

How is tumblr taking these news
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>>3133598
>>3133595
Some people have kinda implied that this saturday were getting the whole rest of the epilogue
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>>3133616
Since when?
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>>3133616
who gives a shit about tumblr, post more jade dick
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>>3133616
Probably still dead after the purge.
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>>3133616
Too busy freaking out over davejadekat
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>>3133087
How many daves are there on this pic?
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>>3133634
gross
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https://pastebin.com/u/waifuanon
https://pastebin.com/8S1R70AF
https://pastebin.com/u/ShoddySmutAnon
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>>3133657
https://pastebin.com/nWwwLkys




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>>3133671
>>3133657
https://pastebin.com/7WcBzgv1
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Vriska is the 8est!
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>>3133708
Commission something
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>>3133647
good art
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>>3133708
8est 8ulge!!!!!!!!
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>>3133657
Still haven't read some of these, thanks.
>>3133696
That's a good author as well, I enjoyed the Kanaya piece the most though.
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>>3133674
That appeals to my tastes. Even the 3d ain't that bad.
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>>3133708
Favorite Vriska moments:
>Shooshpapping Gamzee
>Arguing with herself on Trollian
>Penis Ouja when she tries to convince Dave to share Terezi with her
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>>3133726
>vriscade
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>>3129899
>Kanaya and Rose fucking every single day in some dark caverns is canon now
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>>3133744
You don't fuck where your kids are. It's basic mom rule, geez.
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>>3133747
>You don't fuck where your kids are. It's basic mom rule, geez.
Rose isn't a basic mom.
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>>3133757
Yeah she's a pretty shitty mom
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>>3133747
Trolls are vaguely insectoid, you fuck while you're still pregnant with the last batch of kids. You don't stop fucking.
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>>3133761
>you fuck while you're still pregnant
Wrong.
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>>3133757
It's Kanaya who's a mom there though. As a jadeblood, it's her responsibility to never stop momming now.
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More porn of Kanaya cheating with MomRoxy pls
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>>3133796
Fill in the cheating part yourself, if you are so into it.
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Vriska cheating on Vriska
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>>3133814
That's canon, actually.
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>>3133817
Character development gone straight down the drain. Even if I did dislike them both, one was slightly less of a horrid bitch than the other.
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If this latest series of retcons doesn't involve furious fish-on-spider tribadism, I am going to riot.
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>>3133822
>one was slightly less of a horrid bitch than the other.
Vriska always acknowledged that she was a horrid bitch, she just made peace with it. Sadly, self-awareness didn't do anything but turn her into that abomination.
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>>3133822
>one was slightly less of a horrid bitch than the other.
Yeah, the one that survived. Vriska was already well down the path of character development when she died, so even though Hussie forgot how to write and took her back to the start of 5.1, a path back to that point is conceivable.

(!)Vriska is a whole other can of worms, who tossed out her entire personality, good and bad, just to turn her coping mechanisms to 11 and wallow in her escapist fantasy of being anyone other than who she is. (!)Vriska is just broken.
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>>3133828
Aranea's dead, man. Super-dead, even.
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>>3133834
>*start of 5.2*
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>>3133843
Not as dead as Nepeta apparently. I'm excited for her to get slapped by John
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How does Homestuck make money anyway?
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>>3133862
More of something from this angle?
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>>3133873
Books, merch, games.
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Post rimjobs pls
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>>3133862
Why would John punch dead Nepeta?
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>>3133616
HAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YEAH! Man, I can only hope John fucks some Rose within the session and the post-canon Rose furiously masturbated to the memory of how good he fucks her.
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>>3133893
Okay tumblr
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>>3133895
tumblr would be john saying he's actually gay
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>>3134030
If gay fucks a lesbian it's still gay.
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>>3134072
Easily the best Vriska pic in a while.
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I wonder if Homestuck is a thing outside USA? I mean not somwhere in Britain or New Zealand. Are there Homestuck fans is Africa? In Chile? In Vietnam? In Korea? In Russia? In Poland?
Are they normies or tumblers? How many irony levels they can lift?
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>>3134175
Well Homestuck threads are still a thing in Russia. Been nearly dead and full of unrelated drama for a while, but now there's a small burst of activity thanks to the epilogue. There are fanfic platforms where shit's being written and translated. A large chunk of fanbase is still on social media, there are discord servers, but I don't really visit much outside the threads.
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>>3133891
Why is Equius brown?
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>>3134192
It's John.
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>>3134198
SJW, please. It's not tumblr you have no power in here. John is white, pale at least. The only canon darkskins are Jade and Jake, and even in this case it's only a islander sun tan tho.
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>>3134203
So you are saying John is not capable of getting a tan?
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>>3134208
Well, yeah.
Look at this dude. He spending about 100% of showing time in home when he was pre-SBURB. Even in SBURB his planet is literally covered with eternal shade. Also don't forget three years of darkness on the prospitian ship. And then Earth C with John being... home stucked.
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>>3134175
>Africa
probably not
>chile
no idea
>vietnam/korea
no since asians can't into english
>russia
nigger do you know how much russian homestucks there are? russians are fucking hardcore weebs.
>poland/britain/other european countries
yes, not much though.
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>>3134215
>nigger do you know how much russian homestucks there are?
No I don't that's why I asking
>>3134189
>There are fanfic platforms where shit's being written and translated.
Oh really? Show me
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>>3134212
Sure, but I mean hypothetically. Throw him on Jade's island and he'll be as tan as her in a week. He haven't fucked a Nepeta over the course of the comic either, that's a harder condition to fullfil than getting tan.
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>>3134223
I mean, it's all in Russan there and navigation sucks ass but here you go.
https://ficbook.net/fanfiction/comics/homestuck
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>>3134228
>He haven't fucked a Nepeta over the course of the comic either
Why would he? He never mentioned he is autistsexual. But you know WHAT HAPPENS IN DREAMBUBBLES STAYS IN DREAMBUBBLES!
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>>3134265
First and foremost, Nepeta is a catgirl. And a catgirl is fine too.
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>>3134265
>autistsexual
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>>3134246
Nigga I won't read moonspeak fics. Show me visual content.
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>>3134274
you know you can go russian homestuck thread by youself, don't you
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>>3134274
There aren't any fandventures, if you mean those. Well at least none that I am aware of.
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>>3134279
Imlying I know where is it
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I wish Hussie had never added the trolls into the story. That's when all the psychos and rabid kids got into the fandom. That's also when the story started veering away from being about teens having a weird cosmic adventure and fell into the shit tunnels of shipping hell.
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>>3134490
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>>3134491
Why is her tongue green? Was she eating Kanaya out?
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>>3134501
black soul, green tongue
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>>3134501
Having never experienced it due to her miserably lonely life, Jade ate some of that sour apple candy that turns your tongue green.
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>>3134491
bet you five bucks that's what john and jade did during the three years.
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>>3134528
Pre-retcon Davesprite was RIGHT THERE
post retcon John was dead
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>>3134533
>Pre-retcon Davesprite was RIGHT THERE
His dick wasn't though.
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>>3134540
Well yeah, because it was inside Jade.
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>>3134546
Sprites do not have dicks tho
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>>3134576
not with that attitude they don't
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>>3134577
Is davepeta a futa then?
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>>3134585
Davepeta is dead.
Thankfully.
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>>3134589
We can't know it for sure.
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Hey nerd's where would could i post my chahut folder all in one go?
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>>3134223
>::33 < Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
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>>3134774
mega
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>>3134833
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>>3134832
Nice.
>>3134834
Also nice.
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>>3134832
Is it a just or heroic death
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>>3134870
just of course
licking pussy doesn't make a hero
its just so common its only just
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>>3134589
It's name is in the epilogue list of characters, and neither Davesprite or Nepeta's names are there. Watch out anon
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>>3134993
Yeah but so is
>detransitioning
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>>3134984
But what could be villainous about eating puss, such that it would make one's death a just death.
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>>3135030
not or justs are evil. sometimes to be just enought not to be heroically good, being a regular normie is a just too
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>>3135030
She looks like she fucks CRABS
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Update when?
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>>3135063
This weekend
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>>3135063
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>>3135074
>>3135063
Why are we waiting for updates to a comic that ended three years ago?
Why are they not releasing this all at once? Why drag it out any more than it's already been dragged?
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>>3135166
don't shoot the messenger my dude
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>>3135166
Because Hussie at least has finally gotten it through his head that a big appeal of Homestuck was the idea that it could update anytime, any place, effectively making it the equivalent of webcomic crack.
Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to realize that you can't do weekly updates like that, and have to keep up a much faster pace. Once a week every saturday doesn't re-cultivate the interest that he thinks it will.
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>>3135166
Andrew hussie needs more time to finish hiveswap 2
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>>3133843
She's listed in the Epilogue tags, so she'll probably feature in some capacity. Regardless, a man can dream.
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ipgd is such a limp-dicked Quisling. "Sooner than you expect" my fucking ass. Nobody was expecting that the epilogue would be held hostage in the first place.
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There is no way the epilogue is finished
That was a fucking fabrication
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>>3133671
>>3133696

xcuse me

https://pastebin.com/1NkWG6qh
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>>3135541
Hussie lies?
Stop the presses.
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Sonic trickster mode
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>>3130783
He's getting cucked in all quadrants.
Impressive.
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Don't give up now John, you can still make it happen. It's never too late to try.
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>>3133671
This one was fuckin good
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>>3135559
Thick Rose is supreme
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I went back to my facebook after a while and found my old homestuck
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>>3135247
I think the reaction would have been much better if he just kept it at To Be Continued instead of saying "yeah next date is 4/20"
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>>3136073
>LOL THE WEED NUMBER
We need a reverse Logan's Run
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So did they post that epilogue thing?
I was banned for a few days so i just didn't come around here and it just let up like 20 minutes ago.
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>>3136106
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>>3136102
Yes

Davekat is real, John gets fucked hard by Calliope, Terezi still didn't find Vriska and Vriska is busy fucking Dave and Jade while Karkat watches in his cage
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>>3131335
disgusting. john the homoslayer would be a salvation for Earth C.
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>>3136179
Do you enjoy circling around your little delusions?
you have just as much future as Hussie: none.
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>>3136102
What he >>3136179 said. Also, the epilogue appears to be Hussie's fanfic and here are the tags for it.
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>>3131679
wow, you're pretty deluded. karkat is a worthless waste of space, he doesn't deserve anything good, and never did anything right. he's the reason why the sessions had cancer to begin with.
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>>3136179
>Davekat is real
>Vriska is busy fucking Dave and Jade while Karkat watches in his cage
Contradictions abound...
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I can't wait to find out that Vriska's been as lame as ever in the afterlife.
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>>3131816
>dave
>having anything but a tiny pecker
bitch, it's your willfull ignorant
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>>3136106
Noice. Taking requests?
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>>3136200
We already went over this
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>>3136210
heh this one makes me laugh
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>>3133834
Looking at this picture, I wanna read a fic where Vriska seduces/corrupts John into using his Retconpowers to fuck/raoe as many women as possible, which includes the rule63.
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>>3134212
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>>3136191
Agreed. Here are more reasons why Karkat is 8ad:

>blinded Terezi
>killed Aradia
>crippled Tavros and made fun of him
>put Jade to sleep until she developed actual narcolepsy
>created Jack Noir
>killed Tavros
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>>3136219
Vriska has no power. Even Tavros ditches her. Tavros, anon.
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>>3136199
That's a really cute drawing and I love inverted nips. More?
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>>3136238
Normally I would agree, but John is so gullible and so eager (or almost desperate) to please everyone, even Vriska could persuade him into doing things he wouldn't normally do.
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>>3136231
that was vriska and she did nothing wrong because skaia dictated it. in fact, no one, not even caliborn, did anything wrong, they are all just puppets the string-tugs of Paradox Space with no choice on the matter.

morality and free will never existed in Homestuck, so anyone is free to plunder, destro, murder, and fuck to their heart's contend.
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>>3136352
So speaking meta, Skaia is a dominatrix woman that fucked everyone in Homestuck including Lord English in the ass big Paradox Space strap-on?
I got you position
I sort of like it
Might jerk to this idea
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so we're getting an update on saturday yeah
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>>3136391
pffffff who cares
I gonna get a bottle of cola and pack of oreos in a hour
check mate, atheists!
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>>3136231
>Vriska Serket was also killed, she was killed by Vantas, who had matured.
(time looping and dust biting intensify)
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>>3136191
You people go so far all in order to justify your own little meaningless fantasies.
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>>3129899

Does anyone have any idea who the artist for this is? I found it on Paheal, but there's no source and no signature.
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>>3136434
BASED
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>>3136336
You're forgetting about how John and Vriska ended
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>>3131507
I don't think it's "genius" but I do think he planned it. The first ending was really obviously not a real ending and there was too many purposefully unfilled holes
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>>3131738
It does? I remember him talking about how human Karkat is and "I'll be telling you which characters are good".
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>>3131738
>small dick and ED
Karkat was born to be cucked and humiliated
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Why is everyone so happy to rip on Karkat and Vriska?
An I the only one who wants a happy ending for these characters?
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>>3136770
It's a meme.
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I wish Karkat was Spider-man...
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>>3136770
I want karkat to have a good ending, but it's clearly too late for that now.
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>>3136795

Then I think you're going to be VERY happy by the time the epilogues are completed.
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>>3136770
>>3136770
>>3136771
Well no, hating on Vriska is not a meme, and neither is hating nu-Karkat. Karkat going from an interesting character with potential into well, Cuckkat, was probably the second biggest casualty to Act 6 after Rose.
And Vriska's a bitch. There's just nothing to like there. She's canonically obese, annoying as hell, and steals the spotlight constantly from other more enjoyable characters
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>>3136801
Why so intrigious?
You sound like you know something nobody else does.
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>>3136813

That's exactly what I wanted that to sound like!
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>>3133616
I'm not gonna make the call on that until I see some more solid evidence. Roxy said they didn't talk "as much", not that they cut off contact completely. It's not any different than Jade, who thought her brother was dead for three years, not talking to John as much because she's off with Dave and Karkat. All these characters seem to be sharing the same "relatable" twenty-something problems of being depressed and/or getting wrapped up in their own relationships and letting their old friendships fall to the wayside.

I do think it's indicative that Jadeblood duties still suck and are life-consuming. Heck, Kanaya is probably still in the caverns while texting Rose. It was one of the things the friendsim routes kept banging over our heads. This perplexes me though, Earth C’s Jades seem to have gotten on just fine for 9000 years, why is Kanaya needed now? Which is another frustrating conversation about how Kanaya’s big character conflict was about whether or not she can be helpful, and it turns out she was not needed at all for either retrieving the matriorb or re-establishing the troll race.

Also, Rose is sick because as a light player she can't live with how shitty and unfinished the story is. Act 7 literally gave her cancer

>>3131893
>It's only Rose who denied her path.
Since Sburb is a big game of reproduction, is this a metaphor for Rose ignoring John and going for a girl? She "broke the rules". Dirk succeeded at keeping their game together by doing what was necessary and kissing some girls.
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>>3136883
> is this a metaphor for Rose ignoring John and going for a girl
But that girl Is responsible for reproduction too. Hardly with her though.
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>>3136883
>it turns out she was not needed at all for either retrieving the matriorb or re-establishing the troll race.
Can Kan be sort of regretful of not being that helpful and now trying to make up for that by spending all her time in those caverns?
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>>3136770
Yeah, they should end up together

Just for laughs haha
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>>3136497
No idea. Have you tried pixiv? It looks anime enough to end up there.
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>>3136957

Valid thought and valid question. I just had a look, searching Pixiv's "Homestuck" tag, going back as far as 2013 and finding nothing. The image was uploaded to Paheal just last month, which suggests that it's probably rather new, so I doubt there's much point in going further back than that.
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>>3136795
i wish kanaya was zatara..........
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>>3137043
Roxy would make a better Zatara. Or Zatanna, watevs.
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>>3136497
>>3137014
Ask this anon
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/3022218/#3022689
He posted it here before it was uploaded to paheal, but he never posted source
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>>3136795
>>3137043
>>3137060
I wish Lord English was Venom. That'll make both of them cooler and much more dangerous
Dirkbot as a gay robot from Overwatch and Gamzee as Deadpool
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Weekly updates are stupid
Release it all at once!
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>>3136716
One Vriska, and she was ditched by everyone including her girlfirend. I wouldn't be too surprised if she was willing to try and hook up with John again, just to starve off her loneliness.

Desperate chicks are willing to do anything.
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>>3136770
The hate on Vriska is a meme, Karkat deserves all the hate.
>>3136434
Karkat ain't nothing but a rolled up newspaper. A chicken could tear him apart with ease.
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>>3136883
>Also, Rose is sick because as a light player she can't live with how shitty and unfinished the story is. Act 7 literally gave her cancer
Hopefully she dies from it. No one in Universe C is allowed to be happy.

>Since Sburb is a big game of reproduction, is this a metaphor for Rose ignoring John and going for a girl? She "broke the rules". Dirk succeeded at keeping their game together by doing what was necessary and kissing some girls.
If it is, then Hussie is pretty brillant. Reproduction is a, how did Rose herself put it? Ah, yes, reproduction is "ESSENTIAL" to the continued existance of universes. So no happy ending for you, Rose and Kanaya. Haha!
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STOP MAKING FUN OF KARKAT
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>>3137211
>So no happy ending for you, Rose and Kanaya. Haha!
Hold my Faygo.
To the ovipositor chamber!
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new thread when
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>>3137269
page 10
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>>3137323
Cancer
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>>3137329
no, jade
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>>3137323
Yeah okay, give me until next thread.
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>>3137344
Not gonna lie your work is very unappealing to me but I admire your dedication
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>>3137368
Your only other option is to try and get Redskinnedmess' attention.
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>>3137393
keep up the good work champ
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>>3137368
how about a fic then
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>>3137442
not the anon you're talking to but i am planning on writing a fic about jade's squishy ectopussy as soon as im done procrastinating on the actual work i have to do today
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OH MY GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK WITH YOU MAN SORRY
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>>3137445
I'll stick with a pic then, I needed an excuse to render more Dave burying his face in Jade's crotch anyway.
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>>3137461
Dave doesn’t need an excuse to bury his face in Jade’s crotch.
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>>3137216
no
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We need a hiveswap only (or at least the first 20 pics) edition thread
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>>3137886
Feel free to make it, seeing as I'd probably just do something epilogue or ectopussy related.
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#ARADIALOGUE HYPE

This saturday she will return to relevancy, i know it!
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>>3137940
she'll either get one line and fuck off again or essentially plays psychopomp to john and gets a lot of dialogue via exposition
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Homestuck is degenerate
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>>3137964
Yeah that's why we're in a thread about porn for it.
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>>3137964
Know it, love it, need it
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>>3137940
Aradia just likes to watch. It would be nice to see her again but I doubt she would do anything of consequence.
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>>3138018
I bet she'll show up when John goes to space, where he finds Aradia and Damara fucking their way across the universe in an endless stream of meaningless hedonism.
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new thread where
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>>3137323
Link or keywords? Can't find this
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>>3138126
Make a new thread you've always dreamt of.
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>>3138168
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/107052357
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New thread
>>3138210
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Of course when I look for the threads, they all get deleted on sight, but the moment I stop they appear




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