Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/3155414/Smut Pastebin:>https://pastebin.com/p6rN68juSmut Writing Tips for Aspiring Writefags>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Smut_Writing_Tips_for_Aspiring_WritefagsSmut for the Smut Throne! Writefaggotry Welcome!Writefags, consider linking to pastebin or 1d4chan rather than dumping for long stories, so they do not get lost in between threads. Drawfags, feel free to post original art. People especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It is simple, and both writefags and drawfags will love you for it. New pastebins are always included with each new thread that will include previously saved works and updated chapters.>What happened to /tg/'s Weekend Smut Threads?/tg/ used host their weekend smut threads years ago, but some anons threw a hissy fit, believing smut threads to be not "true" /tg/ or disliking erotic fanfiction in general. As a result, any smut thread was spammed with so many shitposts that the threads stopped all together. More specifically, threads were banned because the shitposters kept ban-evading and spammed false threads all day long. As a result, the mods eventually gave up and set the threads tagged with /wst/ on autosage. This is not exclusive to /tg/, however. Many other boards like /v/, /tv/, and /co/ had anons shitposting in order to purge writers. >Can I post memes?Yes but do not be autistic about it, such as spamming "Heresy!" every chance you get because that gets old really quickly. This is a porn/smut thread first and foremost.In any case, enjoy! Remember to play nice.
>>3187887interested in adding a few links to the pastebin?
>>3187976Sure! That's purpose of it.
>>3188225it's stuff from hentai foundry, but they're pretty good 40k stuff nonetheless.http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/molassesmassacre/10373/Whorus-Heresyhttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/MrLeafydream/32510/A-New-God-Warhammer-40Khttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Niknak9119/24171/The-Trials-of-Slaaneshhttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Ghena/8091/Pleasurable-defeat
>>3188268I have added them to the pastebin. Thank you for your contribution.
>https://imgur.com/a/kV3lRSfsmall collection for Tyrannid lovers
>>3187900Is Gunner Jurgen looking at porn on his dataslate?
>>3189154>Is Gunner Jurgen looking at porn on his dataslate?Yes. He has a pornoslate in one of the early books to which Cain has no problem.
>>3188525Tyranids are made to be bred by radical Ordo Xenos inquisitors!
>>3189154the imperium is fine with 'regular' porn and jurgen is said to have a lot of pornoslates in the books
>>3190916Actually it's canon that at least the lower forms of Tyranid are made to be able to breed, in order to potentially survive and grow new numbers if an invasion fails.
>>3191556It's very very important that fanfic and art exists of all Tyranid life-forms being bred exists. And special lifeforms made specifically for breeding.
Kel. seeing reminders of the writefag purge gives me hope
>>3192492Damn, that's a really good Dark Eldar. Most I've seen have been kinda eh.
>>3190916>>3191556>>3191572>>3191573>>3191667>>3192423YOU FOOLS!There would be nothing left but Tirraniddo Waifus!
You plebs aren't even attracted to real Tyranids.
>>3193124This is what it's really about. Ungodly amounts of semen and breeding, one way or the other.
>>3193124based and Tyranid-pilled
>>3193735You are wrong board, / tg / in the other side
>>3193124I enjoy a girl getting fucked by a Tyranid, and I even got some similar warhammer stuff, but it always feels too weird to share on /aco/. I'm not going to spam Tyranidfucking if only two people in the thread will want them and the rest will think it's abhorrent.
>>3193997>and the rest will think it's abhorrent.Odds are everything in this thread is abhorrent to someone. If you've got it, post it.
I'll stop there.
>>3194358>Lictor using face tentacles lewdlyHmm. Good shit.
>tfw no 8 ft Astartes gf to pop your fucking skull like a grape with her thighs as she cums from oral sexWhy even live
>>3194596Need more flick
>>3193147You can keep the breeding part. I'd be quite happy with a beautifully mindless, vigorous beast to play with, consequence-free.
>>3194262>>3194224>>3193887Did any of you know were is this from? Can't find any source.
>>3195166I will attempt to make some art of this.
>>3195062That's some surprisingly good taste you've got there. Girls enjoying an instinct-driven beast that might as well be an organic machine is hot.
For thoses Age of Sigmar enthusiasts among you : https://i.imgur.com/aVma9aT.jpg
>>3195798Oh hush, let the boy share his enthusiasm.
>>3195798not even cosplay, just a lumpy neon hair with a party city halloween prop
>>3191368I wonder how many times she has heard the phrase, "Can you give me a hand?"
>>3196249That artist draws good work. I think he started going a little crazy with the battlescars as he went on, but better than having a sister of battle with flawless skin you know?
>>3196266Yes. SoB look more attractive with their battle scars.
>>3187887Does anyone even have sex in Warhammer 40K? I thought every living being was basically vat-grown or spawned from the Warp.
>>3196336Sex totally happens - humans still gotta do make more humans the old fashioned way and all, craftworld Eldar do too, some Tyranids can breed if they're separated from the Hive Mind. It just doesn't get much focus from the official lore because, well, why bother focusing on it when most everyone's in it for the grimdarkness and war?
>>3196336All the damn time. It's just that most stories follow characters that are in the circles that don't bang or the story has no need for it. Astartes, Sororitas, Dark Eldar, Craftworld Eldar, AdMech, Tau cucks, those people. Slaanesh is also a sex god, so considering how powerful he/she is it's kind of a given that people are bumping uglies left and right.
This world desperately, desperately needs more Admech babes.
>>3196355Dark and Craftworld Eldar absolutely bang, it's just that Dark Eldar speed-grow the resulting child to adulthood in a test tube rather than carry it to term normally. Admech also reproduce normally - those who still have the requisite apparatus, at least. Those that don't probably have frozen sperm/egg samples and use a surrogate.Also, if we're talking about sex in 40k, look no further than Genestealer Cults, where you can find any number of fetishes from rape and impregnation, hypnotism, monster sex, to incest, orgies, and more besides. All completely canon. Shout-out to the author which featured a former Sister of Battle as the origin point of a Cult, worshiped as a semi-divine mother and warrior figure alongside their Patriarch.
>>3196803Genestealer cults were always incredibly lewd. I remember reading somewhere that an infected host feels a need to mate and have children, no matter how they felt before. I don't think they say it quite so explicitly anymore.
>>3197455It's not stated overtly in the new Codex, but yeah. The cult needs to spread and propagate quickly during its early stages, so the first infected victims are going to be breeding like rabbits.
>>3197487Damn genestealers trying to steal my precious geneseed.
>>3197487Fuck, isn't that hot though? It's not a full personality wipe, and I think they're still sensible enough to marry where possible instead of turning into a mindless fuckbeast. They just want to breed. No matter how chaste they were before or how little they cared for family, they feel an urge to make children so overwhelming they can't resist it. And that's not even getting into the other fetishistic stuff you mentioned.It's the kind of thing I'm genuinely surprised to see in 40k sometimes, where normally GW is just trying so hard to keep it PG. Only other time I can think of something so lewd coming up was a WFB short story with Slaanesh cultists.
>>3188232Thinking about it, this pic would probably be funnier if it was a Space Marine. He'd knock all three down at the same time. Several meters away.
>>3197499Well, it's a long-established piece of fluff. One of these things that they can't really change, because it would be a huge retcon that would piss off most of the older fans. The best they can do is talk around the subject in first-party material, like Codexes and Rulebooks, and let the Black Library authors toe into the subject in more detail as required.Really though, it's a crying shame there isn't more outright Genestealer Cult porn. So much untapped potential.
>>3196798Speaking of which, straight from /tg/, have some Admech smut!Techpriestess and Techpriest, fucking, cumming, and voyeurism all through the wonder of augmentation!Rundown: cocky techpriestess is sensually tortured as her decoupled lower-half is fucked in a closet while she's giving a speech.https://pastebin.com/arRZAXrd
>>3197499>It's the kind of thing I'm genuinely surprised to see in 40k sometimes, where normally GW is just trying so hard to keep it PG.>>3197586>So much untapped potential.How do you think it feels to be Slaaneshi?So much there COULD be indulged in, but no, you either have to end up a sadistic masochist or a masochistic sadist...
>>3198992Nice. I've added it to the pastebin.
All these damn tau teasers.
>>3196336>grimdark universe>sex is also grimdark>no joy>it's just like a business transaction>worse is no sex in the conventional way i.e. penis in vagina>increased sexual frustration among all races >have idea>write erotic novels>publish and sell them in the black market under pen name>horny people buy it to live their wild fantasies>smut becomes popular>more people buy it>become even more well-known>Slaanesh becomes a big fan>get endorsed by him/her/it>inadvertently become an Aspiring Champion of Slaanesh>grow three dicks and tentacles on my left arm>do book signings in the Warp
>>3199875>>grow three dicks and tentacles on my left arm>More dicks and asymmetryDamn it mom, you know I'm not into this!
Suprised There’s not more tau getting dominated fanfic
>>3199908There's no need 'cuase it's canon.
Speaking of Tau, still waiting for part 2 of this fic:https://pastebin.com/FWVc0avs
>https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/DragonCobolt/27182/Warhammer-40000-Take-as-PrizeIt is the 41st millennium. Space has become a battlefield: the proud Imperial Navy stands as the shield and sword of humanity. But even their might is stretched thin by the immensity of space and the number of the Enemy. Within the recently established Calixus Sector, those Enemies range from the perfidious Dark Eldar to the rapacious Space Orks to the treasonous forces of sedition and Chaos. In the hands of the Battlefleet Calixus rest the fates of billions. Non-dramatic summary with heavy spoilers for those who are half-interested: Imperial runaway noble doctor Jon and former-pirate-turned-Imperial Navy-captain Vynn sail the unexplored reaches of the galaxy to find exotic goods as Rogue Traders. They hire a 12 year Astropath who is from a prominent noble family to for Warp travel. Accompanying this gifted child are the noble house's bodyguards and a member of the Orders Famulous, a non-militant branch of the Adepta Sororitas. Coincidentally, the Sister Famulous and Jon know each, for the two were madly in love when they were younger but their respective noble families did not approve. Long story short: Jon was caught in bed with the Sister Famulous so he had to leave or fear a war between the two families. His lover joined the Adepta Sororitas soon afterwards.The crew rescue a Salamander Space Marine during one of their travels, but he is not what he claims to be. Turns out this Astartes was a Chaos Space Marine disguised as a Salamander who planned on destroying a key Imperial world using the Rogue Traders. Occasional yet brief sex scenes both present time and past memories. Happy ending with feels.
>>3199962ELH told me he was being held up with other stuff last I asked. I'll try to bug him about it again when I get a chance.
You gotta love the arrogant cunty behavior of the Eldar, especially the females. It makes it more tempting to take them down a peg by beating them at their own game via sharp wit and tongue. It would be amusing to see the mask of a normally aloof and calm Eldar crack.
>>3200767>t would be amusing to see the mask of a normally aloof and calm Eldar crack.Yeah, it's all fun and games when the Eldar decide they can't be bothered restraining themselves any longer.
Who's better at sucking cock?A sister of battle or a tech priestess?
Its all good but.
>>3201272Sister of Battle. Most of the time techpriestesses got those respirator implants. Half of a sister's training involves oratory and prayer.
>>3201290And which one has the tighter pussy?
>>3201296Again, likely the Sister, due to being physically fitter on the whole.
>>3201303And which one is the more kinky?
>>3201305Techpriestess. Endless scope for augmentations and the creative use thereof, and a calling which requires at least a degree of creative and imaginative thought leads to a more inventive mind.
>>3201313And that is why I will always fuck the Tech priestess.
I wonder if a Sister of Battle has been raped by a Chaos Lord.
>>3201348Of course I do. And do you want to examine my penis?
>>3201350Hmm. Doesn't say.
Any Syll'Esske smut yet? I want to see 40k's new power couple wholesomely fucking each other.
>>3200962No. That's when it gets REALLY good.
A WHFB is okay too.
>>3202283Bestiality is against the rules on /aco/. Take this trash to /trash/ where it belongs.
>>3202299You seem out of sorts. Here. Have some more. This artists sort of picked up where the other left off.
>>3202283>>3202286>>3202288>>3202290>>3202304>>3202305>>3202306>>3202307>>3202308>>3202310>>3202311>>3202312>>3202313>>3202315>>3202316>>3202317Not this guy again. Niels, stop it with your shameless self-inserts. Need I remind you that you commissioned an artist during your WoW days to have your self-insert have a bigger dick than the main character?
>>3202323Just report it. It's not allowed on /aco/.
If you're going to share Warhammer Fantasy, at least find some good Warhammer Fantasy to share.
Suffer, holy sluts.
>>3202793They'll definitely be hole-y when those daemons are done with them.
>>3202793>>3202792>>3202791>>3202789>>3202787>>3202785These are just grotesque. Do people actually masturbate to this stuff? The faces alone are some of the least sexy things I've ever seen.
>>3202330It is on topic for the most part.
>>3201252>the eyesby Khaine...
>>3203064one day artists will remember eldar eyes are almost all iris/pupil with almost no sclera
>>3204110Many artists draw the Eldar as just Space Elves and depict them with a more human appearance. I prefer them exotic yet not a totally human xeno.
anything on miriael sabathiel?
>>3202836They will simply die, and the Corpse will not protect them.>>3202915I am excited by the idea itself. The lords of chaos are not guards on the belly, not virgin homomarines and not the Corpse-on-Throne, which the whores see in their wet dreams. They are disgusting, they just fuck, and make it the most unpleasant way for arrogant holy bitches.
>>3204673I don't know the artist
>>3204664>>3204687Artist is 'adamantis'https://www.deviantart.com/adamantis/art/Warhammer-40-000-Miriael-Sabathiel-797777991
>>3202299assblasted ratfag detected
Fulgrim WANT MORE!!!!!
>>3209191I find Eldar so god-damn sexy. I just want to see their race turned into breeding factories for some ugly, dirty inferior species~
>>3209472I just want to see you try
>>3209402Oh boy, this is 100% my jam. It's awful how little male Eldar (or Dark Eldar)/female human stuff there is.
>>3209472Absolutely heretical, the perfection of the Eldar is only fitting to blend with the perfection of Mankind.
>>3200962>Yeah, it's all fun and games when the Eldar decide they can't be bothered restraining themselves any longer.>>3209472>I find Eldar so god-damn sexy. I just want to see their race turned into breeding factoriesYes and yes, this pleases She'givsa'fuk!
How do I have higher chances of getting myself a qt eldar gf? As a space marine or an imperial guard?
>>3212284Well, as a Space Marine your sex drive will likely be heavily repressed if not completely gone (unless you're a Space Wolf, in which case you'll have your pick of buxom wenches from Fenris anyway and won't care for those spindly xenos-maids), so the IG would be a somewhat more likely bet. Of course, you also have to get into a warzone where you and the Eldar are both present and not killing each other, and also have to win her heart in spite of her (probable but not entirely guaranteed) distaste for mon'keigh. Oh, and you'll need to not die at any point of the process, so there's that. But your best bet would be as an Inquisitor or acolyte of the Inquisition, specifically if you're one of those Radicals who's willing to work with xenos. It helps that you'd have a better chance to be able to speak the Eldar language in that case too. Imagine what would happen if your attempt to ask her to go out with you ended up sounding like "the carrot ate my socks".
>>3193997If only the shitty diaper braap posters would think like that.
>>3212284A space marine or guardsman would need to spend some time with an eldar, and there's only two scenarios where that's possible. Either getting lost and separated from their armies but together, or having to encamp in the same place for a long time. The second scenario would be a bit Romeo and Juliet style, because your fellow soldiers, whichever they are, would probably not approve a lot. Give thanks to Guilliman it wouldn't escalate into violence though. And in the second, it's whatever. For Space Marines, it would depend on the chapter, going from Space Wolves "A hole's a hole" to Black Templar "We can do WHAT?!". Salamanders, Ultramarines, Blood Angels and other "generally more well meaning and merciful" chapters I could imagine at some point going "Oh god what is this I'm feeling, is it... love?". A guardsman would depend entirely on whether he's willing or not. A naive, pious guardsman from a church world would probably not want it, someone from a feudal or death world might not know enough to even find anything inherently wrong with it (all he knows is papa smurf said they're a-ok), and someone from a hive or paradise world would just be starved for any kind of contact and affection in that situation.>>3212412A Rogue Trader would have more chances than an Inquisitor. As an Inquisitor, good motherfucking luck winning enough trust from an eldar, much less affection when your job is basically anathema to everything eldar believe and stand for what with your main role being killing your own people most of the time, and killing xenos the rest, even going so far as blowing up planets which is even more of a no-no for eldar. Any of the other imperials would already have to get past the eldar's preconceptions that your kind go around teamkilling and planetbusting like retards, but if she learns you're the one actually fucking calling the shots on that? Say goodbye to the bouncy round xeno booty, no matter how much of a radical you might be.
>>3212578Excellent point about the RTs- besides, Radicals aren't exactly that common and they'd have to jump through quite a few hoops to earn an Eldar's trust. On the other hand, they'd also be much less likely to get in trouble should their xenophilia be discovered, and the Eldar have been known to work with the Inquisition on decent enough terms depending on the Inquisitor in question. Again, recall that we know very little about the relative libido of most Chapters. The Grey Knights at least don't seem to understand what sex is at all, if the novels are any indication.
>>3212610As for the blowing up planets part, I'm pretty sure they only get mad if it's a Maiden World, and the Imperium occupies those rather than destroying them because they're so well-suited for life.
ANYONE CAUGHT LEWDING A SISTER OF BATTLE WILL BE BLAM'D ON SIGHT
>>3212634They don't need anyone to be lewds, anon.
>>3212611I guess you do have a point there about the maiden worlds. Still though, I have a feeling an inquisitor would have a harder time getting an eldar to trust them, much less like them, than a space marine or a guardsman. They might be in a better position to work with them, but that's more of a necessity thing. It's much easier to trust a simple soldier who's just trying to do his best without getting caught into any complicated conspiracies or anything than an Inquisitor who's at all times making intrigues on his head and is always one hasty decision away from just shooting them in the back. And a Rogue Trader would just go along with it so long as his finances don't suffer from it.
>>3212655If I remember correctly, inquisition is the one thing the Imperium has that the (craftworld) eldar generally think of as a good idea.
>>3212680Well if that's the case, then I stand corrected. But I've read plenty of extracts of eldar going "Holy shit mon'keigh are so shit they actually need to kill each other to keep themselves from falling to Chaos, nevermind for other dumber reasons".
>>3212683Not to put a too fine a point to it, but if the eldar had killed each other to keep themselves from falling to Chaos, the galaxy wouldn't be nearly as grimdark.
>>3209762It’s like the male ones don’t exist in smut, and that’s messed up