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"It's Joey!" edition
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A Joey blowey?!
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8RAAAAAAAAP
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http://i.4cdn.org/f/Joey.swf
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Wait a minute, this isn't porn!
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>>3201650
Yeah so what?
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>tfw you will never have a zillion babies with trickster Jane
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>>3201667
>tfw you will never be forced to have a zillion babies as sex slave to possessed Jane
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>>3201663
OH AND FuCK YOU FOR SUGGESTING THIS HORRID THEME YOu CALLED..."IT'S JOEY!" EDITION. THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT ENDS BADLY. NOW THAT I THOUGHT ABOuT IT, KEEP IT uP ANONS. I WANNA SEE IT END. HAHAHHHAHHHAHA!
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>>3200609
Hemocaste determines curviness.
Discuss.
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>>3201673
SEE!? I TOLD YOU. IT ENDS BADLY. YOu CANT ESCAPE IT. YOu CAN'T ESCAPE THE AWFuL SIDE EFFECTS OF JuJu!!
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>>3201677
srry, nope.
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>>3201677
Explain Vriska and her dancestor
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>>3201677
nuh uh...not a thing.
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>>3201677
final tap...busted theory.
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Meena is a THOTTILF
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>>3201692
AND YOu WOULD BE DONE LIKE DINNER
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Man, this caliborn weirdo is a real downer.

Can we please get some horrorterrors up in here?
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>>3201694
His name is really easy to pronounce.
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Do people actually like Vriska? I think she is entertaining and fulfilled every requirement for me to like her as a favorite than a certain other one. (He is second best, but god fucking damn does Hussie hate his ass.)

Also fuck that /co/ jannie.
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>>3201799
>Also fuck that /co/ jannie.
That shit is still happening?
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>>3201799
I like Vriska!!!!!!!!
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>>3201910
That would never happen...John is the careful type and Vriska...has fangs.
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>>3201956
John is infact, quite the opposite of the careful type, and Vriska is better at sucking than anyone else.
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>>3201799
She’s okay, but my perception of her is tainted because I really don’t like this one girl who cosplays her.
I kinda miss those days. So many petty feuds between dumb teens...
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Request from last thread
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>>3202238
Nice.
>>3202239
Double Nice.
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>>3202239
Isn't Dave older than Rose?
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>all these off-topic non-porn posts
Are we just getting a ton of crossposters from reddit or something? This is a porn thread, your images have to be porn.
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>>3202249
No, an even SCARIER site.
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>>3202243
Doesn't matter, he's a bitch.
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>>3202249
Sorry, oh Prince of Heart.

Forgive me, accept this bountiful post.
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>>3201799
The crazier Vriska got, the more I loved her.
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Vriska is a high octane Waifu for high testosterone men.
It's unsurprising that some people find her intimidating
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VRISKA PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
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>>3202728
That's what grubs do, Kanaya.
Maybe Jane is right. I mean, I don't want to be pissed on.
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>>3202728
I've come to make an announcement; Vriska Serket is a bitch ass dancestorfucker, she pissed on my fucking kismesis. That's right, she took her troll fucking tentacle-y dick out, and she pissed on my fucking kismesis, and she said her tentabulge was *THIS 8IG* and I said "THAT’S DISGuSTING," so I'm making a call-out post on my DeviantArt dot com. Vriska Serket, you got a small bulge, it's the size of this 8-ball, except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
*honk!*
That's right baby, all points, no slime, no squirming, look at that, it looks like two cue balls and a wand. She fucked my matesprit, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Paradox Space! That's right, this is what you get: My double-death laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on Prospit. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on SKAIA!
*HONK!*
How do you like that Bilious? I PISSED ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking dream bubbles, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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>>3203014
>Terezi
>not Dave
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>>3203037
why not both :^) vriska would probably 100% fuck dave behind his back too
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i was really surprised when i found out this wasnt a homestuck pic
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>>3203075
oh it's not? huh. just kinda assumed it was rose and roxy, my bad.
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>>3203079
i mean it's pretty uncanny
i found out when i was looking for a higher res version, turns out its cropped and was originally a diaper fetish pic
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>>3203019
more of this
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man, that was a lot of good posts all at once, ty anon!
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Vriska = Shadowchads
Karkat = Metal Jobbers
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I Am
Sofa King
Dummy Thick
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>>3203243
All space players are.
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>>3203250
What if I'm a guy?
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>>3203270
Space players are never guys.
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>>3203277
No... It can't be, please say psyche.
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>>3203306
Sorry, you've got big tits and a damp womb made for making universes. Now go find the nearest useless twink and pine for him.
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>>3203309
I guess this'll make me a little bit more competent with breeding. Wasn't ready to be thicc though.
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>>3203316
Nobody's ready to be thicc, all that matters is what one does with the thicc that is given to them.
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>>3203194
Don't have anymore, it's just an edit of an existing pic I made a while ago. If you're looking for general homecuck, check out shameful display's art.

>>3203097
>diaper fetish
That's ruined some good art in the past. There's this great nepeta/vriska pic that's perfect aside from the fact that vriska's wearing a huge fucking diaper.
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>>3203321
Well, as the saying goes.

If you can't beat them.

And your destiny is to become a space mom.

You're going to be a space mom and any use of time shenanigans will only lead you closer to your destiny.
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Does anyone have that pic with Jade and her puppies? You know the one.
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>>3203541
The one where they're actual literal dogs or the one where they're just babies with dog ears?
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>>3200609
hiveswap 2 when
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>>3203567
"in production"

maybe October

Pick a Homestuck Number Calendar Date, maybe then
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>>3203566
good thing she doesn't have a vagina and just teleports them out, or that thing would be a hallway.
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>>3203566
Yes, that was the one.
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>>3203573
Wow I can’t believe it will be released on June 12th this year
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>>3203663
>Hussie
>giving a fucking shit about Karkat's wriggling day
L8L
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>>3203665
>Hussie giving a shit
L8L
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Does jade poop or does she just teleport the shit directly into Karkat's mouth?
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>>3203567
>hiveswap 2
nigga hiveswap 1 isn't done yet
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>>3203782
Girls don’t poop, ever.
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>>3203782
What
Jade didn't somehow lose her asshole when she went godtier
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>>3203788
Why poop when you don't have to?
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>>3203795
Yes, generally you poop when you have to poop.
Do you know what shape a circle is?
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>>3203566
Dave can barely handle himself, how would a fucking weenie raise a whole superhero ensemble movie of babies?
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>>3203888
It's mostly Jade's doggy genes
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>>3203965
That's not the question I asked.
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>>3203972
Well, it's the answer you've got.
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>>3203888
He's afraid to leave Jade.
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>>3201677
Headcanon acquired.
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>>3204441
Of course not, then she'd just be a giant gay douche. Spidertits or get out.
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>>3204444
I think we should just be Moirails, Vriska.
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>>3204441
Vriska as a boy is just Dirk with a different personality.

We don't need more Dirks.
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>>3204452
I just...

Don't hate her enough, y'know?
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>>3204446
Does Vriska really understand what a moirail is? The only one she had wanted to fuck her.
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>>3204012
I would be too, because now she's got seven space-warping kids with daddy issues she could send after him.
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>>3204479

she really does look like an insect
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>>3204481
What, too skinny for you?
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>>3204461
I'm sure she does, somehow.

Honestly, it's closer to a low-ball Kismesissitude than a full-on Moirallegiance.
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Doc Scratch more like Dick Scratch amirite fellas?
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>>3203044
>fucking on a pile of squiddles
I didn't know I wanted this until just now. Probably would sink to the bottom quickly, though.
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>>3204651
How about a pile of scalemates?
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>>3204711
Christ, that's an even better idea
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>>3204624
You rang?
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I AM THE 8EST
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>>3204811
I'm going to just give you this one.

Vriska is the best.

There, I said it.
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>>3205237
Yeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!
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>>3205269
Alright, that's enough Vriska ego stroking for one day.
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>>3204789
projared lookin ass
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HE WAS A SK8TR BOY!!!!!!!!
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>>3205455
Okay, now I definitely hate you enough.
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>>3205501
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I want to be balls deep in Vriska's 6 cycle old pussy
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>>3205573
>>3205501
Things that never happened
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>>3200630
>>3200636
I loved these back in the day
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>>3205617
Pretty sure they had sex while dating
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>>3205617
They totally banged. Or, at least tried to.
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>>3205616
Six solar sweeps, dude
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I wonder what it was like to be John over that three year period.
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>>3205798
He had to put up with constant orgasm barkscreams and eagle-style screeches
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>>3205644
>>3205776
The actual point is that post-retcon Davesprite died before screwing the pooch.
John retconned his sister's relationship, once again proving he's a shit brother.
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>>3205824
>The actual point is that post-retcon Davesprite died before screwing the pooch.

Oh shit... You're right. Man that sucks.
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>>3205910
No the entire point is that he didn't suck, that's why Jade's so pent up and sad.
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>>3205917
Did you just take advantage of another anon's punctuation error to help prove a point?
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>>3205929
No, I took advantage of it to make an oral sex joke.
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>>3205939
Good god.

Man-That-Sucks.

That's a good nickname.
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>>3205954
Did you forget to say something
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>>3205974
I think he wanted to quote this in a sort of fashion on how it was supposed to be read, or just trying to point out (you)'s or something.
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click
https://soundcloud.com/battlestar-garaptica/gamzee-makara-v-the-joker
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>>3206013
I'm not sure what to think of this.

Besides pure, unadulterated garbage.
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why is she so perfect
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ara ara
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>>3206346
Confidence, assurance, anything goes.

Ingredients to perfection.

Caste system need not apply.
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>>3206357
>Aradia and Porrim making fun of Jane for being fat
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>>3206365
Degenerate
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>>3206376
This kind of reply only holds one thing in it.

Interest.
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>>3206384
Aradia is the homestuck equivalent of fat black Hermione.
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>>3206389
Hmmmm...
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>>3206389
impossible, I don't want to fuck fat black hermione
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>>3206427
This is bait, unlike John's teeth, I can see the gap through your lying fingers, anon.
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>>3206427
Joey like her sister has a fat ass and lets troll boys fuck it.
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>>3206452
SHE’S THE THIRD MEMBER
OF THE FAT ASS CREW
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>>3206476
SHE CAN ASS CLAP
WHEN SHE NEEDS TO
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Is there any art of [spoiler]John reaming Terezi in the back of his dad's car[/spoiler] yet?
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>>3206839
There's been a few, but not nearly enough.
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>>3206839
Depends on what you mean by "reaming" but yes.
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>>3206839
>was fine being single for the past few years
>read that part in the epilogue
>abruptly realized that it turns out really I'm not okay with that
>constantly dwelling on it now
Even in death, Hussie manages to fuck with us all.
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>>3206859
When you're 14 you don't think about how you relate to john egbert.
Ten years later, when you see him struggle with the insignificance of being, the crushing depression and loneliness, and the thoughts of people he used to know and what they could have become...

That's about when you realize how much you were like John Egbert the whole time.
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>>3206877
John always was one of my favorite characters, even if the way he was written was crap at times. I sort of related to him a lot, what with the weird interests and awkward interactions I had with other people, plus the eventual near-irrelevance and lack of focus he got.
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>>3206877

Not gonna lie, right before I made a long drive, I read the part where candy-John breaks down thinking Terezi is dead and screams to the heavens for meaning.

Spent three hours thinking about that and it fucked me up bad. After years of not giving a shit about Homestuck, now I can't get it off my mind.
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>>3206885
>that moment when you realize your life is no longer canon and nothing you do matters
It’s lonely here inside the event horizon
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Maybe the real hit from the epilogue isn't that it made us contemplate our total insignificance in the grand scheme of the universe.

Maybe its just a reminder that you will never have Terezi for a girlfriend.
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>>3206954
I get that that sentiment is overplayed, but yeah, that thought sucks, I think it would be a neat relationship to have.
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>>3206967
She's sweet, cute, and mean in equal measure, so you know it'd always be wild but rewarding.

And deep down, I think a lot of us identify with Karkat, feel sorry for him fucking up a good thing.
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>>3200644
sauce?
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>>3206476
In an ideal universe, every girl is a member of the fat ass crew.
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>>3207187
In an ideal universe, Jade is one of the semipotent demigods of our world and lets us give her head pats and steak.

But a fat ass crew is fine too.
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"JOHN: i can’t believe i’m twenty-three and still a huge loser!"

Man.

John, you've killed me, murdered me with your words, the words literally sank deep within my heart and made blood gush out like I was on blood thinners.
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>>3207299
Make it 27 and a virgin for me
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>>3207300
yikes
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>>3207300
>>3207299
It's never too late.

Of course, the first step of fixing up your life is probably going to be detaching yourself from Homestuck and other things that ensnare your attention from better avenues of self-expression. Maybe stop identifying with blatantly self-referentially subversive cartoon characters and start looking back to real life for opportunities to grow and develop.

But then you'd miss all the sweet troll tits that get posted here...
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>>3207321
Or I can just call a hooker and then I am just a normal loser
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>>3207322
Don't kiss and wrap your junk. Graduating up one level of "not worth living" isn't worth the cost and keeping of an STD.
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>>3207321
If we're going to be definitely balls-to-the-walls deep on this thread that involve a large amount of fictional pornography of smokin' hot babes. Let's get it out of the way, for me.

I don't think I've ever crossed the path where a mirror didn't exist, where I look at it, and think that it's actually me. I haven't arrived at 'Me' yet, 'Me' is just a concept I'd like to look towards becoming, taking whatever steps I can without damaging anything in the process. I'll never stop looking at this kind of material on these kinds of sites because I find a deep appreciation for it, a small, but deep appreciation.

I'm not a huge loser, but I'm not anywhere close to a winner either. I don't know if being a winner is what I want to be, or what I'm meant to be.
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>>3207300
Believe it or not, my dude, there's always hope.

My best advice: make normal friendships, regardless of gender, and know people who know other people. Let your friends know you're single and looking. Friends will try to hook you up.

Aside and beyond that, just be willing to keep your options open. Nothing makes a person more attractive than them being into you.
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Lord of Time more like Lord of Dunkass
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Someone post their troll girlfriend.
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>>3207379
>Let your friends know you're single and looking. Friends will try to hook you up.
>Tfw straight friend let me suck his dick to have my first gay experience

Can confirm what you said It's true, good friend
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terezi is my girlfriend
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>>3207696
Don't rub it in, John.
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>>3207696
FUCK YOU, JOHN
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>>3207245
In an ideal universe, Jade is appreciated and loved by people who don't see her as an obstacle.
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>>3207027
melanievimpula
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>>3207914
Gesundheit.
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>>3202239
Thank you.

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>>3203079
Those girls have green eyes you guys. Green. Eyes.
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>>3207891
Jade's my favorite human character, mostly because she isn't behind some superficial social barrier, and interprets things in a sort of off-handed way.
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>>3206892
>His windsock is a tentacle
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>>3207929
Jade is my least favorite character because I have autism and retarded
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>>3207960
That makes me curious, which one's your least favorite?
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>>3207970
most favorite*
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>>3207974
*most least
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>>3207975
favorite*favorite
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>>3207978
I'm laughing at myself over how stupid I sounded when I tried to rephrase it.
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>>3207929
Jade was the only one who made an effort to accept and play the game, and she's the reason the universe even exists.
Her going evil to lash out and constantly being fucked over by fate would have been better than fascist Jane.
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>>3207995
>Jade was the only one who made an effort to accept and play the game
Have you actually read homestuck?
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>>3207998
Have you?
Cause if you're gonna tell me Rose is a good player I have a hiveswap to sell you.
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>>3207995
>>3207998
>>3208002
Jade was definitely skeptical at first, then she really got into Sburb.

The parts where she was grimbark really made me feel bad for the girl. She needs a hug and a good back rub.
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>>3208007
You mean a good solid fifteen creampies.
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>>3208009
Shhhhh, that's after the back rub.

You gotta give it a good round of foreplay first.
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>>3208009
You can give a backrub while J-J-J-JAMing it in from behind.
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Rose discovered a lot through ripping the game apart, Earth C would not exist without here.
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>>3208009
>only fifteen
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>>3208018
>filename
Thank you, anon.

Dave is my LEAST favorite.
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>>3208022
It's not that. It's that he wants her to be happy but feels he's not up to the task.
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So is Dirk the top?
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>>3208023
The idea of Dave being the worst is that he fixates on working on his ideology of being ironic, rather than his true personality, because whenever he back pedals in arguments, it shows his true colors, and that he can't own up to his responsibilities, or his own words.

Dave works off of what he has worked up through trying to act cool about everything, and that's not always an acceptable case, he knows this deep inside, since he'd rather things go off without a hitch.

You know it'll never work like that.

Dave acts too cool for his own mental state, and it really just makes him look like a pussy, and/or a jackass.
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>>3207379
Never really liked Feferi that much but this animation is just too good.
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>>3208021
The human ballsack only has so much sperm inside it.
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>>3208050
Dave's ballsack has increased sperm production due to time powers.
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>>3208052
>Dave's ballsack is biologically 30 years older than he is
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Dave is actually 10 years older than john due to shitloads of time travel
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>>3208061
How do you know John didn't just retcon that shit?
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Vriska is my fucktoy
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>>3208181
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>>3208061
Well they're young forever, so it doesn't matter too much.
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Cannon
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>>3207995
>Jade was the only one who made an effort to accept and play the game
I'm not convinced that's a good trait.
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>>3208199
8less you
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>>3208239
I am very drunk, and very in hate with Vriska.

Stupid sexy Vriska.
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>>3208237
>t. Rose
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Homestuck is primarily enjoyed by low IQ homosexuals
Just saying
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>>3208637
Not gonna argue with you there I am very stupid and very gay
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Bro molested Dave when he was only 7 years old
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jade's soft tummy
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I like Vriska and I have an IQ of 888!
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>>3209101
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>>3209155
There's no such thing as an IQ of 888.
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>>3209155
more like an IQ of 8 am I right?
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whenever i watch porn i imagine myself fucking either nepeta or vriska in the same position that the guy is fucking the girl
i haven't stopped doing this after 4 years
is this normal?
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>>3209439
Maybe.
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>>3209439
Completely normal.
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>>3209155
That's funny, I also came here just to say I love Vriska. I love her very much, in a very real way, and I wish the best for her. I get a warm feeling in my tummy when I think about her and I'm glad that even though she gets gored a few times in the story she comes out on top like the champion she is. I love Vriska! I want to marry Vriska!
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kanayas soft feet
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>>3209547
Look at them go
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>>3209553
what a good sport kanaya is. even though she's gay she'll still use her perfect and cute feet to jerk a boy off in exchange for just a little blood. what a deal!
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>>3209558
Is Kanaya full on gay, or is she just willing to sway herself to the right person, who Rose just so happens to be?

If John had Rose's personality, would she be taking the Hurricane Force of his Incredulous Wang on the regular instead of licking the Eldritch Abalone of Rose's Sea Garden?
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>>3209574
I always figured that Kanaya is at least gayer than Rose, who has canonically flirted with males despite preferring the same sex and probably wouldn't mind getting cock up in her once or twice.
Kanaya has had access to Alternian boypussy all her life and I don't think the thought of hitting on one ever even crossed her mind. Maybe if the boy would be exactly and specifically catered to her taste she would consider it but otherwise, no.
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>>3209574
I always considered her to be a bisexual, despite Hussie confirming she's straight on gay.
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>>3209580
In all fairness Hussie has about as much power over Homestuck as George Lucas has over Star Wars at this point.
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>no art of Meenah eating out cerulean pussy and stroking candyred dick

Why
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>>3209653
that's a very niche market, but I think I like it.
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>>3209653
need more art of Meenah stepping on Karkat's face and making him worship her like the empress-in-waiting she is first
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>>3209672
yes but me instead of karkat
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>>3208038
if you only just now got this you missed the section of homestuck where his entire thing was loving asserting himself in some form.

just look at his kinky computer backgrounds
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I love you /aco/
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I think it's fair to say that John got the best alien pussy in any universe ever.
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>>3210042
This, but about Rose.
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>>3210042
>fucked Roxy in one timeline
>fucked Terezi in another
>is still John

Has there ever been anything so unfair?
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I wonder what theme the next thread will be.

Hmm...
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>>3210083
small tiddy jade
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>>3210084
The search for like, five pictures of that begins.
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>>3210083
I will make a Feferi thread and nobody is going to stop me.
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>>3210097
If I can find 5 pictures of flat!Jade before you make it, that would be very unfortunate for you.
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>>3210099
She doesn't have to be flat, just have smaller breasts
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i'm secretly waiting for that feferi thread, shhhhh don't tell anyone
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>>3210099
Don't we have to wait for page 10 though?
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>>3209843
I have a boyfriend.
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>>3210117
Oh shit.

You're right.
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>>3209541
Hi Andrew
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How to 8e a Vriskchad:

1. Wake up like a 8adass
2. Take on the world
3. Cry hard as your low self-esteem reminds you that you are shit, worthless and everyone is laughing at you
4. Shitpost on Homestuck threads
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>>3210209
At least you have the coolest kind of blue, but yeah, dice and 8-balls aren't really the best forms of any kind of decisive weaponry, or any kind of support for that matter.
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At least post Vriska you losers don't just shitpost about her
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>>3210611
I'm not a loser, I'm a winner.

WINNER.
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>>3210619
You are now.
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>>3210628
A winner, that is.
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>>3210636
A Vriskaposter.
Same thing really.
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>>3210628
>>3210619
>>3210641
At least he isn't a Karkatposter.

Fucking yikes!
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>>3210641
I'm not a Vriska poster, I just like to humor Vriska posters, by posting Vriskas.
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>>3210646
Then you're a winner-by-proxy.
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>>3210645
haha yeah you can say that again
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>>3210654
Something something something turn a new leaf.

Something something something smiles to protect.

Something something nice ass.
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>>3210664
Terezi only tried to find Vriska so she could set up the dream threesome where they restrain John and take turns riding the Heir express.

You can't unthink this and you can't stop me.
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>>3210689
Me personally, I already thought it before you said it, so there.
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>>3210704
It sure is good to have good taste.
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>>3210689
I support the idea in theory but taking turns doesn’t really seem their style
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Make a new thread already or i will and you won't like it
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>>3210896
Alright >>3210900
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>>3210889
Emphasis on “taking”, every time they fight for another turn. Vicious blackrom with a John cherry on top.
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>>3210904
8ased theme and 8lessed digits
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it's gone

just like my hopes and dreams
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>>3211150
page 10
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>>3211157
putting my money on blaming >>3210896
for this nonsense.
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>>3211159
Sorry forgot /aco/ is so slow
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>>3211192
it's alright, when we hit page 10 again, we'll just post like nothing ever happened.
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>>3211206
God Imagine how fucked up Andrew hussie's kids will be
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>>3211213
He is never, ever going to reproduce. Homestuck is all the legacy he will leave on this earth
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>>3211213
>Hussie
>kids
Hussie, like Dave, is afraid of that kind of responsibility.
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>when you like being alive because you get to post about big butts and boobs of the alien variety to a bunch of strangers who also do the same thing

:)
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>>3211413
upboated
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>>3211418
thanks reddit.
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KARKATCHADS

ASSEMBLE
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>still not on page 10
Aw, come on!
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>>3211517
Karkat is cute and I'm bi for him more than any other character. He would look nice if he wore a dress against his will while blushing.
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>>3203011
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>>3211767
That's more like it.
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>>3203011
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>>3211736
Yeah, and he should suck my 8ig fat 8ulge
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>>3211770
Degenerate
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>>3211811
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>>3208038
No.
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>>3211767
look at that fucking artifacting




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