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Evil girls do it best edition
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homestuck has fucking good porn
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>>3323731
As opposed to porn where there's no fucking
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>alchemize the infinity gauntlet plus stones
>only usable during godtier because snap = death
thoughts?
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>>3323995
Commissions are finished up so I'm just going through my request pile now
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>>3323967
Too powerful. You don't really use it in any situation. Might be good as a backup thing though.
>>3323995
You really liked that hentai crotch tattoo thing, huh.
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>>3324010
>You really liked that hentai crotch tattoo thing, huh.
I just think it's neat.
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>>3324014
Yeah but it's usually used for mind-controlling purposes. Which is kinda Jade's theme, come to think of it. So maybe it does suit her.
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>>3323995
I don’t know what it is about grimbark Jade but I want to fill her chaotic evil womb with true neutral kids several times over. Fuck Huss for retconning most of her scenes.
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>>3323955
Please explain.
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>>3323952
I believe she can be cute and have some tender moments with you if she loves you back, but she'd be insufferable to be around of most of the time.
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>>3324010
I imagine you'd barely be able to make one stone let alone all six, the cost would be ungodly
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>>3324100
What if players could reduce the price by mastering a certain Aspect? Space and Time for Space and Time stones, Heart for Soul stone, etc.
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What does Active or Passive mean?
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>>3324195
If you are active, you is the one who fucks.
If you are passive, you are the one getting fucked.
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>>3324195
Never really been explained in canon, but my personal interpretation is that it has to do with proactivity and reactivity. Active classes are proactive, and will actively use their aspect for benefits. Passive classes don't go out and fuck shit up, but if you screw with them can just obliterate you with overwhelming power.

But like everything else in Homestuck it's not exactly clear cut, so...
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>>3324204
>Passive classes don't go out and fuck shit up, but if you screw with them can just obliterate you with overwhelming power.

So Knights are a Passive class? :^)
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>>3324204
Posted too soon: to expound using an active/passive pairing we know about, Princes will actively go out and destroy shit, whereas Bards destroy as a result of unrelated actions. Eridan destroys Hope by Hopesploding the matriorb, whereas Cronus destroys Hope by just being such a HOPELESS loser.
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>>3324206
No.
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>>3324009
>request pile
Jade, Feferi, and Kanaya go to the beach, have a good time.

That's it.
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Imagine a female god tier page

wouldn't that be cute and funny haha
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>>3324036
>He hasn't read the mandatory homesmut reading yet.
Damn newfags.
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>>3323948
Why is this so hot
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>>3324009
I feel like Jane and Jade is a real fun combination.
I'd like to see more of it.
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>>3324458
Cute.
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>>3324468
I hope they fuck some Striders.
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>>3324468
Mother/daughter threeways usually are a lot of fun.
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>>3323959
More, NOW
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>>3324441
A fic where Rose gets raped by a giant turtle somehow managed to escape my attention.
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>>3324468
Between the huge hound hooters and jane's mega milf status thats a lot of milk to go around.
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>>3324468
I mean I'm not really going through any new requests at the moment, right now trying to decide between doing jade getting stuck in a doggy door and getting her ass fucked or a pregnant shortstack jade gangbang, been mulling both of those over for a while.
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>>3324818
>jade getting stuck in a doggy door

Why have I never seen this before, it's perfect.
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>>3324866
The fandom's never been that great with porn scenarios, and since the end it's just gotten worse.
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>>3324818
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>>3324872
>jade getting stuck in a doggy door
Dat ass should be really big then.
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>>3325086
Twenty years and a couple kids will do that to you.
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Doess classpectanon ever post here?
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Doggy door anal it is then.
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>>3325150
People sometimes make attempts to discuss these things, does it count?
>>3325153
Nice, looking forward.
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>>3325153
>jade letting someone cum anywhere but in her dog pussy
Not living up to your name, are you
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>>3324100
The Avengers were right, the best way to do it really is to have someone retrieve each stone from a doomed timeline.
The better question is if a gauntlet death is capable of circumventing the god tier death system altogether, (I.E. a double death) or if it would automatically count as Heroic/Just.
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I think it would depend on what you use the snap for
>Snapping for infinite grist = neutral
>Snapping to wipe out the enemies harassing your server/client players = not sure
>Snapping away the black king/queen = probably heroic
I think it depends on the persons intent
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>>3325670
Infinite grist would definitely be a neutral death since by the end when the grist mines are formed theyre basically infinite anyway, snapping away the Black King/Queen would probably either doom the timeline and be considered Just if it was done before The Reckoning or considered Heroic if done after/during. Snapping to rid client/server players would also probably be considered Heroic in most circumstances
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>>3325726
What about using the stones powers individually? Thanos did that
>Throwing meteors around with the space stone
>Making enemies turn into butterflies or whatever with the reality syone
>ZA WARUDO!!!
>Blasting tough enemies with the power stone
>Turning enemies against each other with the mind stone
>Um...soul stuff? What does the soul stone even do?
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>>3326020
Is a cumbucket
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>>3324009
breast envy is great
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>>3326020
Nonsense. Everybody knows Ardata has little to no breasts. Obviously, it's an impostor.
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>>3325595
>terezi could only get halfway
pathetic
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Why are cerulean girls so cute
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>>3326057
Not everyone has to be so gifted, anon.
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>>3326068
Damn that's a lot of blowjobs John's getting there
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I'm sure at least 2 people here will enjoy this.
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>>3326342
yeah I like Aradia
's face
that's it
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>>3326333
How many blowjobs are needed to make John happy?
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>>3326356
Even AR can't count to that number.
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>random god tier Eridan and Feferi
>dead Eridan being forced to interact with dead Feferi in Remem8er
>a shitty joke mention in the epilogue
I can't believe he finally scored.
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>>3326528
Which girls are squirters?
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>>3326532
Well, all troll girls by default due to their biology.
As for the human girls...Jane and Rose probably.
I can imagine Jade didn't, but would get extraordinarily wet. I guess she squirts all the time now thanks to Bec.
Roxy has a perfectly normal pussy, no squirts from her. Again, not so much anymore, but it was pretty nice while they had it I'd think.
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>>3326554
>Jane and Rose probably
Yeah, figured as much.
>Again, not so much anymore, but it was pretty nice while they had it I'd think
You think she appearified herself a dong?
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>>3326554
Jade doesn't squirt, that would violate her policy of keeping any liquid inside her.
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>>3326950
Fit Jade is best Jade.
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>>3326950
Holy shit, buff Vr-
>It's Jade
Yawn
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She sure is
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>>3326954
Why would Vriska have muscles when she doesn't even have tits.
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>>3326962
Yep, bestest model.
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>>3327011
god i wish that were me
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>>3327013
I just like the idea of Jade going full gym bunny during the three years alone, and it sticks with her. She's already kind of a sportsy, outdoorsy girl.
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>>3327027
Yeah, it's kinda logical. She was running around her island pre-sburb, and she was running around the kingdoms in the epilogues. It makes sense that, while on the ship, she was doing something to stay fit. Maybe she had a gym in one of the rooms, or perhaps she did some track-and-field on one of the planets.
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>>3327073
Swimming laps naked
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FUCK BLOOD
FUCK KARKAT
AND FUCK THE EPILOGUES
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B4S3D
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>>3327027
ever done breast envy jade/vriska
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>>3327183
All the time
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>>3327241
>tfw jade expresses multple times in the epilogue she wants to get knocked up
>but can't
hussie is a hack
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>>3327121
AND FUCK THE KETCHUP KIDS!
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>>3327121
>FUCK KARKAT
I wish




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>>3327900
It's easy.
Just be Dave.
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>>3327925
He and Dave never fuck and never will. You’re thinking of his superior love interest Meenah.
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>>3327900
>super-aggressive but subtle kanaya
I love this image so much. It's so wrong, but it feels so good.
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>>3327971
Kanaya is always polite and subtle, even when she's horny
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>>3327963
But they did.

Meat Karkat is now the generic tsundere wife to Dave.
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>>3328054
Nope. In meat the best they can get to is making out after twenty years of being useless, but they never fuck and even have an issue with being mildly affectionate. They never fuck and probably never will.
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>>3328165
>They never fuck and probably never will.
Insert "Jade" in there and you might be onto something.
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>still no ship war between Vrisrezi and Johnrezi
>and the result all depends on Terezi sticking to John or being wishy washy as fuck and going back to Vriska once she confesses to her
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>>3328189
Jade fucked Dave plenty.
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>>3328193
Insert "sprite" in there and you might be onto something.
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>>3328190
Nobody gives a flying feather about Vrisrezi anymore, it seems.
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>>3328205
Why would Vriska settle for Terezi when she has another entirely new Vriska to be with? Vriska is obviously the superior choice to Terezi in Vriska's mind, so she would want to take herself as the superior choice of booty in all circumstances.
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>>3328206
Your fetish is shit, bro
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>>3328208
But it's Vriska's fetish.
So I agree with you.
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>>3328190
>caring about vrisrezi
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>>3328467
You have to account all possibilites, anon. Does Terezi really care about John or is he just another Vriska replacement?
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>>3328474
Why not both? Both are good.
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Not gay but I thought this pic was cute
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>>3328190
I’m only posting this pic because I can’t actually find any porn of this obvious solution.
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>>3328203
Dude, they fucked like monsters in Candy.
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quote the part cause i missed that bit
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>>3329016
>noods
Not enough webcam porn
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>>3329031
We already established Homestuck's porn fandom was shit for scenarios
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ectopussy
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>>3329038
Motherfucker never came through
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>>3329035
Guess we have to value the treasures we got to get then.
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>>3329035
personally, I blame hussie.
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>>3328854
Let me post the superior version
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>>3329054
Vriska only has 2 hands
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>>3329054
I wonder who is behind this picture
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>>3329056
>he doesn't know
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>>3329062
?????
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>>3329055
God Rose's ass is perfect for spanking
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>>3329123
>God Rose's ass is perfect
Would suffice.
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>>3329127
No it wouldn't. That shit deserves a good smack.
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>>3329130
Spanking is kinda weird to me. Unless it's accompanied by rough dicking, that is.
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>>3329141
Well that's the idea, yes.
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I want top Hate fuck Eridan
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>>3329171
okay eridan
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>>3329179
Is it really that unbelievable that someone could like Eridan?
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>>3329179
>>3329181
Go back to the bedroom, Eridan.
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>>3329051
Hahaha, that was quality content. Kudos to the commissioner.
Rose and Mom's passive-aggressive showdowns are always fun to see, especially when they are sexual in nature.
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>>3329193
I really really hate this roleplay shit.
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>>3329130
>dear diary, I smacked rose's ass 3 days ago and it is still jiggling
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>>3328559
Karkat's dick belongs to Kanaya
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>>3329341
>solving the energy crisis through rose's fat ass
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So I just had a bit of a realization: the reason that limeblooded trolls were extinct on Alternia was because Lord English had them eradicated because of Calliope.
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>>3329347
>>3329341
how many chickens could you fry with rose's ass fat?
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>>3329344
>Karkat's dick belongs in Kanaya
FTFY
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>>3329417
It's because Karkat is cuck jesus
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>>3324215
But Jake is a Page.
>>3324195
The way I remember it being explained is that active powers are used to benefit/affect the user, and passive powers are used to benifit/affect others.
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>>3325670
Based on the epilogue, the gauntlet probably works on the same plot-level power tier as LE and his shenanigans, so a gauntlet death would probably ignore conditional immortality and kill you and your ghost outright.
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This feels like a joke I missed.
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Reminder that Wolf Jade is getting more action in this thread than in the comic itself. Sexual or otherwise.
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>>3329877
>wolf Jade
You mean grimbark Jade?
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>>3329813
Is it from somewhere?
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>>3329913
some dude's twitter, i forgot the name, i got it from a discord
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>>3329927
Well, it seems it's the Simpsons reference, but I didn't get the line either.
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All Knights should fuck ______
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>>3330169
ing get over themselves.
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>>3330171
they are too passive for that :^)
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>>3330261
Then they need strong superior women to force them to go to therapy so that they can fuck their wives properly
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>>3330262
Don't worry, they are so passive and selfless, they would rather run away from their wives without saying a word.
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He deserved better character development.
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>>3330350
He was the shittiest as fuck Bard of Rage of all time.

>supposed to destroy disbelief and anger
>makes everyone even more fucking angry
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>>3330358
Destroyer classes don't just destroy their aspect, they destroy WITH their aspect. Also, Gamzee DID destroy anger and disbelief: he destroyed disbelief in himself, and then he went on to be incredibly destructive WITH anger.
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>>3330350
You mean "any character development". His character did not develop, it just changed on a whim.
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>>3330364
>himself
Wow, he really is a shitty as fuck Bard player
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>>3329927
Lord>prince>knight>>>page
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Goddamn, Joey has a leg fetish
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>>3331033
You don't say.
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>>3331033
She does? I pirated that shit game and don't remember that.
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>>3331071
Joey LOVES feet!
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>>3331076
And we love her fancy footwork.
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>>3331076
Joey licks troll soles.
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holy shit, jude is a fucking chad
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Xefros is a fucking weenie
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>>3331347
He has a big cock tho
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>>3331093
but did she pay the troll toll?
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>>3331047
what if she was doing a performance and forgot to wear panties and flashed her hairy vag to the crowd the whole time
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>>3331608
u right
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>>3331947
Beautiful faces, hideous dick.
Eh, I'll make the best of it.
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>>3331947
Kanaya's
huge
fucking
horn
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>>3331850
Right. "Forgot". I wouldn't be surprised if, being Jade's relative, she'd do it just for the sake of flashing in publuc.
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>>3323768
this one is very cute for being forced cunnilingus
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>>3326060
It's a very pretty color
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>>3332077
It's the nature of all J-girls, they're just slutty as slutty can be. It's probably for the best the two never met, think of the trouble Joey and her little sister would have gotten into.
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>finished hiveswap
Man, this game was short as fuck and I only got like 37/44 achievements for doing stupid shit and trying to get lore.
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>>3326057
Nah, the rest of the mileage was done by her tongue.
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>>3332407
And now I speedran through the game and got 43/44 achievements for checking on the internet for missable stuff.

>one achievement is replaying the game without the batteries
Are you for real
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>>3332407
>>3332445
So, how did you like it? Apart from being too short, I thought it wasn't that bad.
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What type of pubes do all the girls have?
I know there's that image set that goes through them all but I never liked how it was done.

Rose: Shaved completely smooth, meticulously groomed and maintained.
Jade: Bush, naturally covers her mons without running down the sides or growing on her thighs. Has happy trail, but it's light.
Roxy: Shaved for comfort rather than aesthetic. Stubbly, but not unpleasantly so.
Jane: Thin bush, trimmed to maintain shape.
Joey: Maintains a tight triangle strip of dense bush three fingers width an shaves the rest bare.

For the troll girls I'll keep it simple
Aradia, Terezi, and Nepeta all have dense bush. Feferi, Vriska, and Kanaya have little to no bush.
Same goes for ancestors, with the exception of Meenah and Aranea who are the opposite of their descendants.
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>>3332468
I liked it. Humour, writing and music are alright with some stinkers thrown in. Also a pretty forgiving and easy point-and-click game in my opinion. Now to the characters:

Joey is cute, entertaining, loves helping animals and has to mention how much she hates her dad and guns for killing what she likes. She also has a leg fetish and wants to munch on carpets.

Jude's character was a surprise to me and he seems more like a dork than a weenie. He even has irl friends compared to Joey lol.

On the other hand, Xefros is a classic weenie who gets abused/ordered around by another person and has to act whimsical around others. It's gonna be interesting to see how his rage aspect trait will play out. Also he is fucking strong as fuck for being able to crush a fucking can with his head.

Overall, the whole game is pretty neat if you are a hardcore Homestuck fan.
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>>3332497
Seems legit, though I don't suppose Vriska shaves. She doesn't strike me as one who cares of such things.

>wants to munch on carpets
Is she now?
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>>3332512
Second reply meant for >>3332499 of course.
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>>3332512
Check her poster with the two chicks dancing.




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