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So, this semester I started a new class that requires that you have a partner to complete labs with. I'm a bit of a loner, so it's just me and this one girl who didn't immediately pair up with friends left. The teacher assigns us a partners, all goes well, until we get to talking. I shit you not, out of the blue,
"You have really cold eyes"
"What?"
"They're cold, pained, anon. I wonder what caused that"
"Umm....I don't know"
"Are you still sad about your breakup with J?"
I'm wtfing at this point, the person she mentioned has been my ex for a little over a year, and the relationship wasn't a very well-known thing. Anyways, in the past 5 weeks she's just been progressively creepier, asking about people by name I've never mentioned, asking what I was talking to people about that she shouldn't know I was talking to, shit like that. It's gone from "You know a little much about me for a stranger" to "When the time comes I will wear your skin" type creepy. On one hand I have to pass this class and need a helpful partner to do so, on the other hand I don't want to end up as a fucking mantle-piece.Suggestions?
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>>19247593
Pull her aside after class and ask point blank,
>How do you know so much about me?
If her response is defensive, or in any way a further red flag, report it to your dean.
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>>19247593
In the teal world sometimes you get stuck working with people you would never want to be around... you just get through it, stick to the work, stay professional, even as a student.
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>>19247598
This is far and away working with someone who picks their nose or talks about their toenail collection. This person is actively referencing things in OP's life she should not know about.
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Do what >>19247597 says. She is probably obsessed with you and has been gathering information regarding your life for some time now. Maybe she's just one of these quirky werid girls, maybe she's legit disturbed and dangerous. I would try to confront her and then depending on the results either tell her to drop it, or go to your professor or dean.
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Fuck her aggressively in a classroom to assert dominance, with consent.
Then ask her whats up
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Sounds like if you are up for it, you could have some epic fuck sessions in your future. This bitch is obsessed with you from the sound of it.
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>>19247598
And if it were just weird things in class that would be fine. This is stuff that she would have to be keeping tabs on me outside of school hours and grounds to know about, that's where I draw the line.
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>>19247597
>>19247613
The thing is if we're right and she is disturbed, I'm afraid going to the dean will make her lose her shit. At worst I can get a restraining order, but what's a piece of paper to somebody who's already doing this sort of thing?
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>>19247593
Is she cute?
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>>19247593
fuck her in the ass, that should fix the problem
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Fuck her ass. Fuck her ass.
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>>19247593
Record or get her creepy comments in writing (ie if she emails or texts you any of this stuff). If her conduct is creating a hostile environment, it could be considered sexual harassment and you can probably get a restraining order.
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Thirding you fucking her.
Seriously, given how crazy she is it will probably be the best sex you'll ever have. It's not a joke, or a meme, women with mental health issues will fuck you like your cum is oxygen and they've been holding their breathe for an hour.
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>>19247593
>>19247974
>>19247988
>>19247993
look OP even if your dont want to the will of the people is that you fuck her...timestamp and pics you limey fuck
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>>19247692
Lol, she’s not a mystic, obviously she knows you and you don’t remember her or know the connection.

ITT: OP’s sister’s friend ends up being his lab partner and spooks the beejeesies out of him.
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>>19247593
She wants the d. Go with it. She sounds fun.
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>>19247698
Man the fuck up, unless she has a gun or a knife you'll be fine.
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"Why are you posting about me on 4chan" will be the next thing she says to you
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>>19248078
Kek
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>>19247698
You get this shit out in the open so that she gets help, man. Ask her tomorrow, if she's weird about it, report it. What happens if you ignore her, do your work, and she does this to somebody else but actually harms them?
>But what if she harms me?
What, like she'll stab you to death in the middle of class?
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>>19247950
not really, maybe 6/10 at most, before the creep factor
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>>19248003
Only child, and loner as fuck, so I doubt it
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>>19248194
>But what if she harms me?
What, like she'll stab you to death in the middle of class?

Well, pretty sure she's already following me outside of class and I wasn't aware of it until she brought it up, so yeah, the idea that the crazy bitch could get the drop on me is frighteningly plausible.
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>>19247593
Believe it or not OP normal people share things so just because YOU didn't share it doesn't mean someone else didn't share it.
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>>19248258
You've got to confront her and act accordingly.

Whats the alternative? Live in fear and hope it all goes away? Change schools? Change where you live?
I get its spooky, and im not trying to sound unsympathetic but you're pretty much saying "I'm too scared to do anything because it can get worse", meanwhile its already gone too far since you honestly believe shes stalking you.

Do it in school where theres witnesses Keep calm but be cautuous.
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>>19248270
So somebody shared where I went for dinner, who I talked to during the evening, and the names of parents who live out of town among other random shit? The only person who would reasonably know even half of this is my roommate. So either she's asking my roommate my daily routine or she's following me, either way it's creepy as hell.
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>>19247593
Wife her
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>>19248308
You are an idiot. She likes you and has a little obsession because she’s scared.
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>>19248335
I'm calling bullshit, I'm a 4/10 and that's being overly generous, there are much better people to have a romantic stalker relationship with.
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>>19248374
We've already told you how to handle this and you've rejected every single piece of advice. What the fuck do you want
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>>19248391
Yeah, fuck her in the ass, OP.
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>>19248391
well I'm waiting to see what all of you thought, although I was hoping the "fuck her" camp wouldn't be the majority
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>>19248422
Might as well fuck her. She already knows how you like it.
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>>19248422
Fuck her ass
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>>19248442
>>19248437
>>19248416
>>19248335
>>19248316
>>19248004
>>19248001
>>19247993
>>19247988
>>19247665
>>19247628

The people have spoken, OP. RIP if she's actually a psychopath and not just creepily attracted to you.
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>>19247593
she probably fucking lurks here
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That's sexy as fuck, Op. Approach her after class and ask her if she wants your d.
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>>19248078
i keked
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ask her to grab some coffee with u and just straight up ask her, don't be too confronting, be genuinely curious and don't show disgust or anything
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So it's decided, I ask her about it, and if she's psychotic I report her, if it's just a really awkward way of showing interest I roll with it. Here's hoping you guys don't make me end up as part of some serial-killer's wardrobe.
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>>19249045
>So it's decided, I ask her about it,
pretty sure we all said fuck her
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>>19247593
See you in lab tomorrow.
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>>19249051
Well unless you all think the "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" line will work here, It's going to be just a bit before I get to that stage
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>>19249064
this but unironically
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update us tomorrow when uve talked to her, be nice
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>>19247593
>"What's that on your screen anon?"
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>>19247593
Yandere irl? Thats rare but utopic. You have gotten ur self into a very dangerous situation OP. I hoe one of your fetishes is dying by the hand of a loved one. She will disembowel you at some point. MonkaS
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>>19247598
>In the teal world
Good advice, Mr. Alium.
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>>19247593
Fuck you man I wish I had a girl take this much interest in me. Some guys get ALL the luck.
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>>19248078
Haha holy fuck imagine
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>>19249045
What exactly are you going to report her for?
>Oh she makes me uncomfortable
>She knows a widdle too much about me I's scared :(
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>>19248374
Look around, there's a lot of total idiots like you who look like ass but have a hot chick. Just go with it.
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>>19247593
I do frequest stalking as a hobby and know a ton of details about people that they're not even aware they revealed or hinted towards on social sites. I almost never actually let them know that I know that, though. If this isn't bait, she might be attempting to pull off some Audrey Plaza in "Parks and Recreation" creepy stalker type of humour or just doesn't care and is entertaining herself by creeping you out.
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>>19247593
Spunds like shes intrigued by you at least intrigued eniugh to stalk you give her old penisinthevagina trick youll be surprised how wuickly creepy becomes sweet when youre in lust
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>>19247593
Its a pity you are such a paranoid fuck OP, though she should have kept what she knows secret.

Anyway I believe she likes you and inquired, actually what every person should do, and despite you believing your life a secret someone is telling her this shit. Hell it might even be your ex. How about finding out who is talking not flipping out on who is asking.

If I were you, relax, she's not going to do anything to you and if you flip the fuck out and go to the dean the whole school will be laughing their ass off, AT YOU.
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>>19247593
Next time you see your roommate say: “oh (lab partner’s name) said hey” if he say who? Describe her, but don’t say she’s your lab partner or anything and see his reaction.
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>>19248237
She's psychic...He's nervous so ask him to coffee, girl.
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>>19247593
>I don't want to end up as a fucking mantle-piece
FUCKING TOPKEK
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is OP kil?
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>>19247628
This
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>>19248194
Hi bpd here. If you reported me without me even doing anything serous yet I'd punish you and make you pay for breaking my trust.
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>>19248374
Maybe she doesn't like you because of your looks but something about your personality
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>>19250593
>entertaining herself by creeping you out.

Could be this. I do this often and have done it for decades.
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>>19252047
Man shut the fuck up and read the thread. I advocated reporting the girl if she showed any red flags when being confronted, which is the absolute right thing to do. I did not advocate reporting her for no reason.
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>>19252047
>I'd punish you and make you pay for breaking my trust.
you sound like the kind of person who should be locked up before they can do anything anyway
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>>19252082
Well good thing I'll never be catched for anything I've already done
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Next time you see your roommate say: “oh (lab partner’s name) said hey” if he say who? Describe her, but don’t say she’s your lab partner or anything and see his reaction.
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>>19249467
There's a difference between interest and obsession
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>>19252191
Right but OP thinks she’s tailing him or something when it could be that she’s fucking his roommate and the roommate has been bitching to her about OP’s stupid whining...

Talk about self-aggrandizing.
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>>19252201
you seem like a retard
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>>19252201
Yeah actually this is the most probable explanation
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>>19252211
So does OP

>she’s not a witch
>she’s not a psychic
>she’s probably not a stalker
>she didn’t pay the teacher $100 to make OP her lab partner

“Often the simplest answer is correct...”She is connected to OP but he’s too self absorbed to figure that out.
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>>19252091
>>19252054
>>19250623
>>19250609
>>19250593
>>19250470
>>19249471
>>19249467
>>19249149
>>19249088
>>19249064
>>19249051
everybody is sus in this thread... OP is fucin RIPing in pieces tomorrow
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>>19249088
Update

point blank asked how she knows so much, replied with "Oh, I have my ways...", refused to go into detail. Now that I think about it the whole she likes me thing might have something to it. I talk to another girl in the class a lot because she's a pro at this shit, when I came back to the table last week the first thing she said to me was
"you know she talks to herself, right"
"Oh, okay then"
"No, like a lot, I don't think she's all there. I would avoid her."

For reference, said girl is probably far and away the best student in the class, one of the most popular people on campus, and is an absolute sweetheart, so I don't see much other reason for talking down about her like that.
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>>19252260
So now ask your roommate if he knows her...
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>>19252047
That comment alone would make people report you
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>>19252260
>"No, like a lot, I don't think she's all there."
You should retort with "And you are?"

Get her all flustered.

Then take her out to eat.

Then fuck her brains out.
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>>19252191
>>19252201
Ok I used to have an incredibly strong memory. Often I'd over hear things or someone else would mention something and then normies would find it strange that I rememebered things about them that I heard in passing.
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>>19252271
then they'd be punished harshly
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>>19252260
Listen op, I don't know wtf her problem is but you have to realize that this is an opprotunity to have the best sex of your life. Ask her to hang out, fuck her a few times while you uncover the mystery
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>>19252290
what does that even mean?
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>>19252201
>>19252222

So my roommate decided to bitch about that half hour where we're both in the room and awake? Honestly I don't even really talk to him, mostly it's just small talk and homework for the class we both take. If this is a huge misunderstanding then that's all well and good, but of all the people with reasons to bitch about me to her my roommate is pretty low on the list.
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>>19252308

That I'm going up on the fucking mantle
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>>19252322
No, you put yourself in HER mantle
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>>19252319
So it’s more logical to think she stalks you and bugged your room?

She has to have a source for the info she’s feeding you. So use your brain and figure out who knows these things, make a list, find the connection.
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>>19252297
I think OP must be retarded or queer or something. Jesus, if I had some young quiff begging for my d like this, there wouldn't be time to fuck about on 4chan.
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Pay close attention to the timeframe of information as well. Write down what she said you did in a timeline, so you have some idea as to how much information she had, it may help you figure out who you told. Because logically you should be able to guess her source just from that.
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>>19247593
OP-sama, whats the big fuggin deal? let ur inner tard out on this creepazoid, i mean open the flood gates, let her know what a sick fuck you are and see where it goes from there
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>>19252362

If you want to risk your life for the mere hint that there may be a vag at the end of the rainbow, you go right on ahead. I'm not going to face a possible psychopath unless I have guarantees.

>>19252388

fight fire with fire, I like it
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Why don't u ask more about her and get to know her better then she'll tell u wtf she's been up to all this time
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i want regular updates to this story, use a trip or something op, when you stop posting we'll know she murdered u
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>>19252398
>unless I have guarantees
Its life there is no guarantees, carpe diem.
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OP, here's the solution.

How about you make a little list of lies you'll tell different people about?
Let's say you have three friends: A, B and C.

You'll tell friend A that you went for coffee somewhere,
You'll tell friend B that you went for ice cream somewhere,
You'll tell friend C that you went for a burger somewhere.

Whenever she mentions said burger, you'll know that friend C's the fucking snitch.
That's just a random simple example though, you'll find a way to apply it in reality.
Also please keep us updated, this shit's way too interesting to be left unfinished. And as somebody mentioned, the minute you stop posting we'll know she killed you.

I also suggest you fuck her.
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At least fuck her before she kills you
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>>19252398
You have provided absolutely no reason to suspect she's a psychopath.
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>>19252449
I was trying to end it by >>19252378

OP should be able to figure out whom it is that had every piece of information about his various life events.
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will keep everyone posted, going to sail into the storm of crazy and see how this plays out. Here's hoping you assholes don't get me killed.
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>>19252738
I still cannot believe you are not able to piece together who in your life you told all those random bits of information to...
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>>19252738
This is like something out of an anime, Op. Rarely do girls fall into your laps like that. Frankly, I think it's hot that she's showing interest in you. Go slay that vag you lucky bastard.

>tfw no crazy clingy gf
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Have a feeling one of the people in one of my other classes is talking to her, but that only explains knowledge about on-campus shit
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>>19253156
dood are you gonna switch ur auts on for this psycho anime babe or what?
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>>19253183
>>19252449
>>19252415

Heading to morning classes now, let's see if we can't get a date out of this.
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>>19254084
Bump for update
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>Afraid of being murdered by a woman

If she tries to skin you or whatever just grab her wrists.
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>>19254153
Did she kill him?
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>>19254084
HE'S GOING FOR IT
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>>19254084
DO US PROUD OP, ACCOMPLISH WHAT THE REST OF US COULDN'T
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>>19254460
>>19254460
No, it's too early for that. Like a spider she will leave him in her web before she wraps him up and completely consumes him
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>>19254084
Bring her back to your place, to see how she reacts to your roommate
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>>19254851
This but just fuck her
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>>19247593
You are a giant gaping pussy.
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>>19254084
It's been 6 hours, he is either fucking her or he got mantle'd
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>>19247593
>your eyes are cold and pained, Anon
Fuck, I'd get it wet. You only get to jam your dick in something THAT crazy once in a lifetime.
Forget your self-preservation. Get her alone, get her snockered and play the opening riff from Thunderstruck on her pussy with your tongue. THUNDAH!
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>>19255124
Bump
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OP, come in OP. Are you alive?
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Update

Got her number, she's doing some shit tonight but she wants to meet up soon. Wish me luck and non-murder, guys.
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>>19255522
Godspeed anon
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>>19255522
Oh damn now there are two guys on 4chan that I'm worried about. That french guy on /trv/ that's roadtripping through Africa with his bike and well, even more fatal: you. Good luck, anon.
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>>19255522
There’s no way she’s stalking you maliciously. She literally just watches too much anime or detective shows or something and she likes you. Good luck
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>>19255546

A romance more dangerous that a bike ride through Africa, I like it.
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>>19247593
I can't believe you think I'm creepy

I'll get what I deserve from you when the time comes

Hide your Wi-Fi password bitch

And you SHOULD close your blinds ALL the way
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>>19256001
too obvious mate, try again.
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>>19256008
This is the lab partner. I ate him.
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I will speak for all of us and say we are proud of you OP. Which news station should we be looking out for by the way?
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>>19256082
Post sexy crazy pics then
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>>19255546
Link to Africa guy thread, I wish I had balls like that
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>>19256082
>>19256082

Please tell us what you did to OP
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>>19256604
agreed. unless OP has abandoned us..
.>>19256082
again, what news stations should we be looking out for when they find OP's body?
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>>19256618
bump faggots
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>>19256618
She's not with him tonight. Expect it to happen by this Friday.
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>>19256604
Read the thread
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retard
she wants your dick, not creeping
all women do this, they start to have fantasies about you, stare at you when you dont notice, stalk you online, gather information about you, make up stories about you

in her mind you are a heartbroken silent man who needs the loving arms of her

i hate you stupid handsome shits so much, you have no brain whatsoever, you dont deserve to reproduce
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I swear to God, if OP doesn't fuck her...
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>>19247593
>omg this gurrl so creepy
>should I ask her out lol?
what is it now, fgt? creepy or hot? make up your stupid mind
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I'd date her
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She's psychic and talks to spirits. That girl might have magical powers.
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>>19256278
There is none right now, as he hardly has internet. Last time we heard of him was around mid December. Every now and then there's a thread made by others about him though (like >>>/trv/1359482). Everybody just hopes he gets out there alive.

It's not that Africa in general is that dangerous, I've been to many different African countries, but he's also going to the complete war-torn shitholes.
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>>19252276

This, op. Bend all these sluts over.
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it's been 14 hours since last OP post
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We're waiting OP
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>>19257884
>>19257869
>>19256618
>>19256196

Check KCTV5 for news of my demise. Heading out for coffee tonight. Will let you know how it goes.
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>>19258237
Keep us posted if still alive
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>>19258237
cool thanks op, luv ya, proud of ya
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>>19258237
>coffee at night
are all americans like this
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>>19258343
decaf dawg
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>>19258343

No, personally fucking hate coffee but it's cheaper than dinner.
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>>19258237
WHY DOES IT SUCC ON ME?
WHY DOES IT SUCC ON ME?
WHY DOES IT SUCC ON ME??
A PUSSY WAS MY HOODIE
I'M GONNA HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEX
(calm down... there's people around)
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>>19258343
>would you like to come up for some coffee

Oh no it keeps me up st night, thanks just the same, Bye!
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>>19258501
Shut up, George
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>>19258237
You've been drinking coffee for 5hours now the tension is killing me
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>>19258930

Ive been in class for five hours, coffee isn't for another three
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>>19259059
Anon, what does she look like? What celebrity or pornstar does she resemble?
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>tfw no psychic skinwalker gf
why live?
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>>19259128
I second this question.
Have you no available pic of her you could publish? Or you think it'd be unsafe for you to do it?
A similar looking porn actress would be a good reference though
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>>19259128
>>19259156

No pic, but there's a fair resemblance to Sasha Foxxx
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>>19259259

Think her but little bit heavier, some acne.
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>>19259259
this is a blue board, my boss walked by and saw my desktop with this gif open, I'm most likely going to get fired
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>>19259274
Beggars can't be choosers. if you're not a stud, then you need to settle for 5/10s wherever you can get them.

Plow her hard for the rest of us.
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>>19259289
Haha, faggot. Assuming this is true, you're an idiot for surfing the chans, blueboard or not, at work.
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>>19259289
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>19259289
dumbass, the pic was literally a girl sucking a dick, what did you think you were going to see when you opened it?
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What if she went through countless timelines to save you from becoming a magical girl?
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>>19248078
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>>19259365
you don't "open" pictures on 4chan you moron. you scroll down and its there.
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>>19259293
not complaining, just stating this isn't her exact doppelganger

Update

heading out for coffee now, hopefully this ends with a v-day bj. Wish me luck and non-murder
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>>19259472
Godspeed anon
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>>19259472
Anal, anon, not bj.
Good luck on keeping your skin on you
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>>19259472
Yo snap a pic of you two w/timestamp so we know this isn't an elaborate larp and you can be recognized as an /adv/ legend
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>>19259472
godspeed anon, do it-no, her for all of us
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>>19247593
.... damn I would fucking love that


Send her my way anon I’ll take her off your hands
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WWOOOOOO YAAA OP
>>19259289
lol
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>>19259472
ARGH I wanna stay awake for updates, but already went out for a drink and am both fucking tired and drunk. Please don't disappoint me OP!
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>>19248001
How do you know where OP is from nigga
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What anime charakter does she look like?
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>>19259622
Kek how was that not the first question
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>>19259472
Op isn't back yet, he must be getting it in
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>>19259559
I know right. This is like an interactive TV show...
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He is sticking it in her vageen RIGHT NOW
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He is getting skinned alive RIGHT NOW
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>>19260002
Bump
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He is getting his dick cut off and converted into a centerpiece RIGHT NOW
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Bump for update
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Bump
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Update

Sorry about the wait, but I post from my pc and I wasn't able to get back to it until now, if that gives you any idea of how my night went.
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>>19260574
nice
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>>19260574
Elaborate
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>>19260574
so did she try to skin you
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>>19260574
Masturbating at the speed of light, please elaborate.
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>>19260574
The people needs to know
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>>19260542
Anon, please don't just say that and leave, that's teasing.
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>>19260649
OP is probably writing a lengthy post or doing something before writing it. Let's be patient.
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>>19260609
>>19260620
>>19260645
>>19260649
>>19260659

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. Lucky for you guys I'm a classless bastard. So we went for coffee, small talk, yada yada, all that shit, and she invites me back to her dorm room. We go in and her roommate is there, so she stares fucking daggers into this poor soul and says "Out". Roommate leaves, and I can't decide rather to get a bj like I mentioned or go with anal like >>19259474 suggested, so we ended up doing both.

Hopefully more tomorrow my bros, wish me luck and non-murder.
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>>19259599
anon is stalker girl
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>>19260687
No shit.. You actually got to put it in her pooper? On the first date?? This chick a freak
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>>19260687
OP just signed his goddamn death warrant
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>>19260687
Why no penis in vagina sex? Too vanilla for you?
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>>19260687
small talk like if she can make a dildo out of your ashes when you die and if your first son will be curcumsised? If you like the shrine made out of your hair she made for you?
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>>19260706
BJs are vanilla paralleled only by handjobs

and also PiV makes you prognant. That's for later poking holes in condoms. She's not an idiot, anon
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>>19260687
OP come back we have questions
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This entire thread sounds like a load of shit.
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>>19260687
Even if none of that is true, that's hot.
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>>19260687
So when can we expect a feature length greentext ?
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>Roommate leaves, and I can't decide rather to get a bj like I mentioned or go with anal like >>19259474 # suggested, so we ended up doing both.

Alright we've been had, this is either not OP or it was all a ruse
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>>19260825
It was an okay fiction. Our lives are fairly boring, I mean, look where we are.
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>>19259640
>>19259622
kek
>>19260574
>she stares fucking daggers into this poor soul and says "Out"
TOPKEK this girl is mental
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OP you go to UMKC, don’t you? This is happening in your Chem 211 lab?
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>>19260687
oof
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>all the fags ITT doubting whether this happened or not
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>>19261139
yeah what the fuck >>19260687 just made me doubt the entire fucking story, he probably made it all up for shits and giggles and now he doesn't know how to close the story

or maybe !gfFjaqv/HU isn't OP at all and OP was actually fucking murdered
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>>19261326
>When you not only get skinned alive but your trip stolen too
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>>19260687
Post pics for proof please
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>>19259301
>>19259303
>>19259365
>>19259553
summerfags
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>>19260725
>>19260739
>>19260825
>>19260847
>>19261326

Sorry you doubt me. It was about four hours in her dorm of fucking around on and off, mostly oral stuff. Anal was more like just the tip sort of thing, but who doesn't like to embellish losing their viriginity just a bit? Definitely no PiV, I'm not getting that psycho pregnant.

Another date in a couple of days, wish me luck and non murder.
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>>19260687
>so we ended up doing both
fucking liar. you cuddled for three hours, went home and jacked it
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>>19261539
No problem with that.
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>>19261504
So the crazy girl just... agreed to grab a coffee with a guy she probably doesn't know and/or stalk and then you just get it on in her dorm? And she didn't even explain what was the "you have really cold eyes" and her revealing your personal info about? OP, ask her about this. Please don't get skinned, man.
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>>19261504
Now you're trying to dial it down because your last post was so unbelievable.
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>>19261504
You should tell more about the actual dates and what she's saying instead of just saying I had sex lol
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>>19261504

Proof of any sort . I want to believe
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>>19261504
You didn't even describe what you talked about.
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Are your eyes cold though?
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i-is this how most people find sex
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>>19261504
Ayy could you send us some proof? Screenshot of your text with her or pic with timestamp et?
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OP will definitely die, but at least he died a non-virgin
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>>19261504
you lucky bastard
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>>19261856
Usually not unless the chick is way uglier than you and/or crazy
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>>19261504
On the off chance this isn't a joke congrats
I am also a college freshman
I also lost my virginity recently
I know they say it dosen"t change anything but they're wrong. Yes you will still get horny and lonely but the existential dread of dying a virgin will bother you no longer. At least that's how it was for me.
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>>19262287
Not OP but that's good to hear as a 25yo KV grad student. Let's hope I don't fuck up this 1st date next week... Flirting is hard.
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>>19261471
>summerfags

nigger it's febuary
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>>19262869
Good luck, anon! What about creating a thread with the same image the day before your date, so we can see how it went?
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>>19262879
>said the summerfag who has no idea what a summerfag is.
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Bump
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>>19261856
As >>19262245 said, I don't know how I would explain to her that I want a timestamp of us for 4chan without her asking wtf it's for and being led here.
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>>19263534
Next time you're with her tell her you want to take a selfie w/her and do it somewhere with the date displayed
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>>19247593
Brake the tension and fuck them silly.
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>>19247593
Maybe there's some kind of explanation. One variation I can think of is that she's friends with your ex and is doing it on purpose to creep you out. It's a small world. Did you straight up ask her about how she knows about your ex?
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>>19247698
She's going to do freak shit either way. At least if you report it, and some really freak shit happens to you, its not your fault.
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Youre lovely ex has sent her as a distracrion. Your simple lab partner is not a threat, your ex is, it is she who wishes to flay your skin and dissect your organs and bind her diary with your skin, the one written during the time of your relationship.

Sleep well, and remember, it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.
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>>19247593
>>19248876

Kek this isnt doki doki. OP will be fine.
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>>19264050
>>19264070

Yeah, the thing about my ex is that she's from my hometown which is way the hell away from where I go to school, so that had a major creep factor, but at this point I'm not that worried. Things have been going well so far.
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>>19264322
Can you film 'it' next time you fuck her? We want to see too, man.
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>>19263534

Why can't you show the texts?
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BUMP
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OP throw us a bone man
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>>19265261
>>19264382
>>19264370
Not OP but you guys need to get a life. Stop being so creepy and maybe you'd attract your own weirdo creepy lab partner.
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>>19265467
Roastie, gtfo.
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>>19265467
>It's not ok for dudes to root for another dude to have a happy life in their free time
>But the metric tons of female romance media is fine
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>>19265467
I'm in a happy relationship of 4 years. Still want to find it if OP is going to be kill.
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>>19265506
>>19265485
>>19265469
I'm very clearly a straight adult male with an above average penis and full grown beard.

You're not "rooting" for him. You're begging for sexts and videos of him railing her, which is against this blue boards rules.

It's one thing to say "hey OP rail her hard for all of us!" It's an entirely different thing to ask him to make revenge porn of her and betray her trust. Stop jerking off to other men's true stories or even larps and go out and make your own adventures.

That's some real A1 real nigga advice for you ossessive, entitled, creepy beta incels. Good luck I'm going out on my own adventure soon.
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>>19265528
Shut the fuck up you white knight piece of shit. Get out. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>19265528
I'm not asking for nudes, I just want to know that we actually encouraged someone to come out of his shell. I don't like the send nudes crowd either
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>>19265528
People want evidence that this person exits and op isn't larping, which is a real possibility considering how different the structure and content of his post recapping the date was compared to his other posts you beta faggot
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>>19265528
>current love interest
>revenge porn
Retard
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>>19265528
You're a melodramatic anime fag who is gonna post a thread tonite asking for help after ruining your date
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Alright this has gone on long enough OP you got to post some form of pics or all this isn't happening anything will do OP.
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>>19265910
They don't exist




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