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As a Beardlet I will suffer for my entire life
How the fuck do I stimulate growth on my cheeks
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>>19472193
cum in your hand and rub it over your cheeks
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>>19472194
Already done
Didnt help
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>How the fuck do I stimulate growth on my cheeks
Become a Scandi like me
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>>19472193
if you can't grow a beard (and i mean a full beard no that beard american soyboys have) you failed as men and you will have better luck being a woman
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>>19472195
you just need to keep doing it. Don't wash it off either or it won't work
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>>19472193
become older and hope you get more beardgrowth
if you're over 25 and it's still shit you're fucked
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Minoxidil. Or, give up and lose some weight
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>>19472193
You don't, razor
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>pathetic moustache
>absolutely no connectors
>everything else pretty ok
Allahu akbar, beardlet.
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>>19472193
Beards don't even look good on most guys until they're graying, imo. Just rock the stubble look while it's still fashionable.
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>>19472199
>>19472198
>>19472197
>>19472196
Do you like my neckbeard?
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Never thought people had trouble growing beards until I came to 4chan and a bunch of insecure virgins treat it as some kind of achievement, topkek.
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>>19472200
How did you know I am overweight
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Oi lads, is there a way to fix swirls?
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>>19472204
needs more cum tbqh
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>>19472204
it looks disgusting
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>>19472207
stop shaving against the grain, go from up to down and it should grow in that direction, you'll also get less ingrown hairs this way.
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>>19472209
kys
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>>19472204
Just shave it. Even if you had beard growth everywhere it's an awful beard colour and the hairs' are too thin.
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>>19472195
You see a lot of Turkish men around your town? They're pretty hairy, right? That's what you need to do. Rub Turkish cum onto your cheeks instead of your own.
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>>19472193
Just shave it. Looks pathetic.
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>>19472213
You sound experienced
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>>19472214
It took me three weeks to grow
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>>19472206
You're on 4chan.
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>>19472215
Yes, my beard is reaching my knees at this point.
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>>19472206
bugs...
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>>19472216
dude you can't keep bitching about it if we've already provided a solution. Just cum in your hands and rub it on your face, it's that simple. If you want it to grow even faster get someone with a high testosterone concentration to do it for you, you'll be Albus fucking Dumbledore in less than a week, i guarantee it.
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>>19472193
wtf? I thought germanics were hairy af?
> TFW thick bearded Iberian
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>>19472218
You rubbed abduls cum on your face?>>19472220
Sounds gay ...
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>>19472221
You think I am germanic? Hehe
My father was American soldier and my mother is from Spain
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>>19472222
nah i can grow a beard without doing it. I can send you my cum if you want but you'll need to pay for a courier, it needs to be fresh for it to work. It would be much faster and cheaper if you just extract it yourself, also it's not gay if he's got a feminine penis
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>>19472224
How does high test and feminine penis correlate?
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>>19472223
that explains it in part. Are you < 23? If so, just give it time and it'll eventually grow semi full. Your goblino genes might prevent it from growing full but the iberian genes cartainly help. What was your dad's ethnicity? If Hispanic, tough luck
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>>19472225
hey an hairy penis can be feminine too, just stop being a faggot and get a big hairy dude to cum on your face you big fat homophobe
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>>19472226
I am 22
Dad is a mutt ...
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>>19472193
>current year
>growing out beard
go back to 2014
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>>19472229
Why do Slavic men look so feminine?
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Minoxidil or shave. Don't keep this pathetic excuse of a beard if you're not trying to grow it with Minoxidil or something else.
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>>19472230
all the manly men died in wars and didn't get a chance to make children
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I have the same problem. My facial hair grow in uneven patches.
I can see hair inbetween patches, but they are thin and not coloured.
What do?
t. 20yo in 3 months
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>>19472231
isn't Minoxidil essentially snake oil?
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>>19472193
how old? don't lose hope until you're ~25

i'm a bit of a chinlet so little choice
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I had a full beard by the time I graduated high school
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>>19472236
t. Fernando Ahmedéz
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>>19472233
Op here
I had a big ass patch on my neck in high school. 3 years later the patch is gone
>>19472235
Patches are slowly closing
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>>19472235
i wish i had that beard...
thank god i don't have that nose
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>>19472193
I have the exact opposite problem, OP. Wish I could just have a smooth face all the times, I have a facial hair and I hate shaving. Wanna trade?
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>>19472240
You know people with shitty facial hair still have to shave, right?
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>>19472241
I never really implied anything to the contrary. All I said was that I hate shaving, I have to shave 4-5 times a week.
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>>19472193
Stop drinking soy
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>>19472242
But then you're not trading. If you hate shaving, there's no solution because all of us have to shave. That being said, you should try a safety/DE razor. It's made shaving a lot better.
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>>19472243
But soyboys have full beards, they use them to cover their low T chins and jawlines
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>>19472244
I'm going to. My problem is that I have a perpetual shadow even after a clean shave.
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>>19472193
You need a beard only if you're a chinlet.
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>>19472246
What's wrong with that? It looks good.
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>>19472248
Not really. It's just a bluish gray shadow, and my skin is fairly light so you can see it from a mile away. I just hate the way it looks
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>>19472249
>bluish

Unless you're an elf I have a hard time believing this.
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Get on my level
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>>19472250
5 o'clock shadow often looks green or blue, on some men it looks like they painted their face with tar
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>>19472251
I'm like this but with better sideburns and soul patch, but shittier moustache and neck. You should just shave those sideburns desu famchacho.
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>>19472250
Precisely what I have
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>>19472254
That looks great though. Why is it that all handsome actors tend to have incredible beards?
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>>19472255
Maybe if you're a handsome man to begin with. If you're a baby fish manlet like me it just looks awful
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>>19472254
How about you post a pic of yourself amd not a that of an actor bitchboy
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>>19472256
face*
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>>19472256
I still think it would look better than having a baby face without hair.
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I like to grow my beard to a certain point where I can pluck the hairs with my fingers, pinching the end of the hair with my thumb and index and then using the middle finger to pull it.
Anyone else?
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>he thinks he has it bad
Family is half/half from Vojvodina and Croatia

This is unironically the extent of my facial hair
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>>19472261
>That lone soul patch hair
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>>19472193
>growing a beard
no wonder you are a g*Rmanic savage
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>>19472257
I have a 2-3 day stubble so there's no point
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JUST
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>>19472261
I have the same
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>>19472231
I've been using minoxodil every day twice a day for 6 months and its done jack shit for my beard. I have maybe a few more thin white hairs and my mustache has maybe 3 more hairs beside my mouth. Other than that all its done is make my ears grow a bunch of white hairs and make everything grow way faster. I have to shave twice a week now compared to once a week before.

Honestly its not even worth it.
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fags
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I'm 19 turning 20 in October, is there still hope for me?
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>>19473552
yes. And pop that on your neck
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>>19472193
Why the fuck has no one stated the obvious yet? Boost your natural testosterone output...as in engage in more physical, aggressive activity.
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>>19472237
>Ahmedéz
???????
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>>19473552
I don't know dude, shit looks rough
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>>19472236
Probably will be a complete horseshoe by 30.




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