how the fuck do you wash your butt crack? do you use a separate sponge? it's gonna get dirty quick, right? I just use sanitizing wipes t b h
>>19472734You take a bar of soap and clean it, you mongoloid. Take your daily shit in the morning and bathe afterwards, enjoy your clean ass.>people have trouble with this one
>>19472760so you just wash it with your hands? sounds like it won't wash well and my hands will be dirty. but I'll try that
>>19472760>tfw frequently shit two times a dayI wasn't meant for this world
>>19472796what's your dietI shat often when I drank coffee or tea. Not otherwiseAlso my dad washes every time he takes a dump. Even if it's 4AM. Fucking hell
>>19472800I do consume a lot of caffeine, it's pretty much the only way I can function through the day. Hoping to get off it once the semester ends.
>>19472821I used to be kinda hooked on it but I quitit causes lots of bloating for many people. also it's pretty acidic. if you have any gastric conditions, doctors usually recommend to cut coffeeI switched to caffeine pills recently. less hassle, less shits
>>19472796You’re healthy you’re supposed to shit twice
>>19472734Nigga just hand wash that shit and then, you guessed it, wash your fucking hand.