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first for blondes
Women how do you really feel about handjobs ?
>>33929465But that's a fake blonde with a dopey alcohol syndrome face.
Was on FaceTime again with my girl. She's gone back to her hometown for a wedding, meeting her extended family. So we're talking before bed as usual, and her sister and girl cousin come into her room tipsy, and we all start chatting. They're all not wearing bras because they're about to go to bed. Not a big deal, so I keep chatting. Her cousin keeps smiling like crazy and looking at my shyly whenever I try talking to her. A few minutes later, my girl's sister drunkenly points out, "omg girl cousin your nipples are hard like a mountain" and the girl cousin replies, "oh god I'm sorry I know but his smile is so handsome and his voice is so deep", to which the sister says, "oh my god right???", to which all three sisters break out in giggly laughter.Is this normal among sisters? Isn't it super weird to openly fell your sister that you think her bf is sexually attractive to you?
>>33929461Women: how do you feel when a guy asks about your makeup and techniques and stuff?
Left my gf epic style because she was being a prude and I can pull so many other women who won’t deny me sex
Are we all just reposting the last thread here?
>>33929485Creativity is not the mentalcel’s strong suit
>>33929476A fake blonde is still a blonde.Id argue she’s more of a blonde than a real blonde because she is putting in the effort
>>33929490>Id argue she’s more of a blonde than a real blonde because she is putting in the effortIf a mouse lives in a stable and wears a saddle, it doesn't make it a horse
>>33929490Bzzt wrong
>>33929482I'd assume he wants to buy me a gift lol I've never met a man who was interested in make up.>>33929469Heh. It's one of those things he does to himself better than I do for him, but I'll do it for him because he's hot.
Don’t think about all those things that you fear.
Have you ever been swept off your feet?
>>33929498I remember watching this on /pol/ 15 years ago
>>33929482Happy, I like makeup
>>33929503Yeah, seeing the crime scene video was traumatizing. R.I.P. in peace, Russian lady.
>>33929492bad comparisonIt would be like a workhorse trying to be a racehorseyou can apprechiate the effort
>>33929465based>>33929476sounds like you suck ass and cry about it
>>33929465I imagine falling asleep on that couch with her doing her best to fit on there with me. a happy dream
Got my thesis proposal tomorrow and have some mad nerves :L
>>33929508wtf he killed her?
>>33929528Good luck anon! Proud of you.
https://voca.ro/1n1mty2CCOz9
Men, if you married a crackwhore would you beat your children for calling her a whore?
men are so easy.. >i opened a dating profile for the first time ever, >instant likes and messages and matches..>i get overwhelmed and delete everything i might be autistic afterall
>>33929537if i was married i would sooner beat my wife than my children.
>>33929540yuh thats why u r not married
NEVER SIMP
>>33929538dating apps are a good way to ensure youre dating a really insufferable person since thats the only people who use them>>33929541are you implying i'd be married if i was more keen to beat my children? that seems psychopathic why would you beat a developing child and cause their brain development to get fucked over. i mean i wouldnt beat anyone but if it was a choice between the two i'd beat my wife. feel free to disagree lol
Good morning saars
>>33929528every time one of you suckers talks about having anxiety over low-stakes you-could-royally-fuck-it-up-and-it-would-mean-nothing let alone ever result in death or maiming I get very very annoyed.
>>33929549I don't have the monies to kick out my project further though, I'm trying to get through grad school with minimal debt so I sorta can't mess up.Now, everyone that I've ran through my slides with said they look good, but I can't help but stress retardless
>>33929535that's some nice music, anon
I want to puke
moids, is it a dealbreaker is she says "d'oh!" ?
>>33929538>men are so easy in a timeline where they're screwed over in every wayWow, really? What a shocking discovery! You must be very smart. Dumb cunt.
I hate females
Already got a hot tawainese girl coming over friday lol. Idk why I was with my ex for so long, fucking prude cunt
>>33929566I hate the fact that so many men are sluts. It truly makes me sad.
>>33929566Is she studying in your country or flew to meet you?
In theory, if I asked female friends to like my profile on dating app, even if they aren’t interested. Would that boost my Elo score? Would my profile start being shown more often?
>>33929560No, sounds ad'ohrable.
>>33929575>female friendsWhy aren't they fucking you or giving you their single friends? And that's a stupid idea unless you have 100 female friends.
>>33929572I’m not a slut. I took care of her, tried to help her through her depression, but she continued to withdraw physically and emotionally from me. We didn’t have sex for 5 months. Very little kissing or small intimate moments - nothing. It was like having a shitty friend around who, even when attempting to have platonic fun, would kill the moment by complaining about something, talking about how le sad she is etc. I can’t help someone who can’t help themself, so I’m out. Only gf I ever had, we lost our virginities together, planned on marrying her. She did this to herself, selfish cunt gets what she deserves. I will enjoy the pleasures of the flesh before retreating back into monk mode until some non mentally ill, hot n sexy woman throws herself at me again (the hot n sexy part, unfortunately the shit that stuck was the mentally ill bitch)>>33929573She’s studying here, she’s a couple years younger than me but she seemed eager to go on a date. I had plans to play piano Friday but it looks like I’ll be railing this girl instead
got stuck behind this young couple while walking recently. they couldn't have been older than 20, probably were younger. i couldn't tell they were a couple at first, but then i could see it. the guy would walk a bit too much to his left, getting into the girl's space, and the girl reciprocated in kind. it was subtle, but it was there. "welcome into my space, have some more".i wonder if they even realized they were doing it? maybe they didn't need to, already lost in each other's company, with an implicit understanding that "you are not me, but i will treat you like me". it's the golden rule to the most extreme: treat your other as if they are you.
>>33929577Why isn’t there an office somewhere in India, specialised in artificially boosting your dating profile?
women have no idea about the pain of having a balkanoid accent
>>33929581Pack it up boys we’re going to Agartha
>>33929578>I’m not a slut.You're literally bragging about the fact that you're sleeping with a random woman you just met, and you left your ex did not put out as much as you wanted lmaoYou're a slut.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33929585I hate what the world has become. You’re either a smoking hot dude, or you better get rich quick if you don’t want your life to be shit forever!My college is like 70% women and still it is seen as inapropriate to ask anyone out.I have to spend a shit tone of money just to work around an algorithm that is openly trying to fuck me over!
>>33929572First of all, you can't pull an Uno reverse card here. Second, that guy is basically a saint, most men would drop that gf instantly and fuck everyone, as men should do, become a master key.
>>33929591It's not a uno reverse card lmao I think casual sex is bad, I know far more women who are against casual sex than men. Most men are only against casual sex they're not having.>most men would drop that gf instantly Yeah, cause they're selfish sluts with no commitment and no ability to love. It's sad.
>man wants intimacy>female doesn't>man leaves>it is the man's fault it didn't work out
>>33929586Sure, if you get rid of all of the details I included then yes I’m a slut for having sex with one woman in my 26 years of existence and potentially having sex with a woman I just met this weekend. I’d rather be a whore than a prude. The irony is people like you will pretend to be saints but in reality you’re just as if not more degenerate but sexual “degeneracy” is the most grave sin in your eyes. Fucking lunatic, kys nigger
>>33929595Foids come here to post cheap bait after getting pumped and dumped.
>>33929596You are a slut for pursuing casual sex, yeah. You are a selfish asshole for dumping your partner while they were struggling because they did not have sex with you as much as you wanted. Truly unable to love someone.I'm not a degenerate, but nice try lmao
>>33929594>Yeah, cause they're selfish sluts with no commitment and no ability to love. It's sad.Bro you can’t be serious. Trying to help someone for months because you care about them and will go as far as sacrificing your own time, energy, and pleasure to support this person makes me the selfish one? Jesus Christ you can’t be this retarded>he’s selfish because he left tho!!!The selfish person is the one who drains someone of all of their resources and then still asks for more, not because more external energy will help them, but because it will distract them from the change that they need to make WITHIN THEMSELF. You’re going to get used even harder than me if you ever get into a relationship lmao
>>33929599You’re either retarded or baiting at this point lmao. I’m done talking to you
>>33929594>far more women who are against casual sex than men>much more women engage in casual sex than men, according to all statisticslol, nice try
I h8 foids
>>33929597I hate how much when a man is terrible in bed, it’s his fault the woman leave, but if a woman is terrible in bed and the man leave, he’s a pump and dumper!
>>33929600You literally left a woman you claimed to love who was struggling with depression because she did not put out enough for you lmaoYou call her a prude and a cunt, but you are selfish. That is literally it.I'm happily married, during the years I've sacrificed a lot for my husband and have done so with zero regrets becuase I love him and he's worthy of all my sacrifices. You are unable to love someone and only care about yourself.>>33929602The opposite is true. Men have higher body counts, engage in casual sex and prostitution more than women, and are less likely to wait for marriage or look solely for serious relationships.
>>33929590>still in college in 2025Enjoy flipping burgers and McCucks while I’m buying my third yacht
>>33929594women say they hate casual sex but engage in it happily. men claim they love casual sex and then engage in it reluctantly. our world is a strange place, don't you think?
Gf made a hinge account for me just as a joke. My track record thus far (1 1/2 days):>A lesbian-looking 3/10 jewess (no khazar milkers)>A chinese stereotype>A jeetaAm I a low value male?
>>33929611I swear this board is perpetually one bad day away from trooning out full time
>>33929603now you're just copying.>>33929584why?>>33929576hehe~
>>33929609>The opposite is true.>It's true because I said so!!!You're so bad at trolling, buddy
>>33929612I've matched with women way WAY out of my league and also matched with women who I felt were well below me. There's really know way to know for sure with apps imo.
theres a stark contrast between the idyllic, perfect, passionate, sterile nature of romance in works of fiction when compared to the ugly, deterministic, boring, disappointing mess of convenience that is real human relationships. I think I'll die alone because no woman can ever give me the warped view of love I care about, and I most certainly am not worthy of it even if they could. It'd be like a dog chasing a car, I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I did catch it by some miracle.
>>33929612>Gf made a hinge account for me just as a joke>Gf set up a date for me just as a joke>Gf filmed me cucking her just as a jokewomen
>>33929616>why?its an ugly accent
>>33929604WOMEN can do no wrong, dummy. Because men are expendable, and therefore women are the superior gender.
>>33929610Bullshit you have no degree and no yatch!
>>33929625Nah man, I once had a woman who used to spitball at me in highschool, come up to me in bar say she felt bad and that she would pay me some shots to be forgiven. So I joined the table with her and her friends. And she asked the bartender for a round of fucking Angels Shots. I got kicked out and they laughed at me trough the windows!
>>33929623Would be fun, but I don't have the charisma to make dates nor the prowess to fuck other women so.
>>33929623And being honest, she was probably doing it to humble me. "Here are your options without me bitch, read it and weep".
Blackcockpill: if you have to wonder where to meet girls or how to get a gf, it's already over for you. Girls make themselves available to the men they want to fuck.
>>33929631She might want to open things up or become a cuckqueen. My ex did that (the latter) and would either watch or want to hear about it. An odd experience overall but kinda cool I guess.
>>33929633>Be american>Rope nigger penis into unrelated topics
>>33929633
>>33929629Why are women so evil?
>>33929633Please dont call it that.
>>33929634A man can hope, but I'm 100% sure she does not want this. She has a pretty mid sex drive, is strictly monogamous, doesn't have any desire for threesomes or bisexual shit. The closest she gets is to suggest we watch porn together and asks me to pick the video I want to watch. In which case we watch completely male-centric porn. Though she doesn't like me picking girls she considers prettier than herself. This dating app stuff is just a thing she finds funny.
>>33929641Women are weird man. My current gf is the first one I've had that isn't bi, it's a really strange feel since I used to be able to admire women with my ex's and I can't do that anymore. She's pretty grossed out by the concept of being with a woman and wouldn't even consider a threesome if the extra person was female.
>>33929633This is true, though. The majority of women aren't single and if they are, their last bf was merely 1 or 2 years ago at most.
>>33929642Well mine is the only woman I've ever been with, and I'm the only man she's ever been with. It's probably while she feels comfortable in letting me have an app, as a joke/experiment.She's also grossed out by sex involving other people. Aside from public sex, but that doesn't really count, does it?
>>33929644>Aside from public sex, but that doesn't really count, does it?Sorta depends. If it's the fear of getting caught sex, then it doesn't count, but if it's proper voyuer shit where she wants people to see? Yeah that would count.
>>33929626You don’t need a degree to buy a yacht
>>33929617Lifetime number of sexual partners: women 4.2, men 6.3Percentage of population with 1 lifetime partner: women 17.7, male 11.1Percentage of population with 15+ lifetime partners: women 12.9, male 28.7Source: CDChttps://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/n-keystat.htmPercentage of population looking for a committed relationship only: women 41%, men 25%.Source: Pew Researchhttps://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/02/08/for-valentines-day-5-facts-about-single-americans/
All people are bi, male and female, many just get confused because of social stigma. But if it wasn't like this, everyone would fuck and get fucked by everyone.
>>33929651>Women lie on surveys to not look like slutsWhat's new under the earth?
>>33929648Mix of both, I think. Never inquired, though now I should. Sometimes fear of being caught, but also wants people to see me claim her. Make them know she's mine. Even if "people" are abstract strangers.
>>33929654>I made it up and will not accept any evidence just does not agree with the facts I made up
>>33929651Percentage of incel Gen Z men: over 50%By the time those men will get old and die and be included in statistics for their lifetimes, you'll see that the numbers are going to look way different.
>>33929656>I've never been on the streets, and my only source of information is fake surveys
>>33929655>also wants people to see me claim her. Make them know she's mine. Even if "people" are abstract strangers.Based. I feel like my current gf is probably like that but hasn't said it yet, she's very into me "claiming her" and loves to keep my cum in her after sex so she can really feel like she's mine. Definitely ask her about this being claimed in public thing and see where that goes. You can probably make the fantasy come true since there are some nude beaches that don't give a shit if you have sex (some do care though, so beware and do research first).
not to mention that interviewing grannies about how many men they fucked has fuck all to do with how many hookups young women under 40 currently engage in, so you can't be that confident in a bunch of studies made by boomers on boomers
>>33929661Strict monogamists wanting to feel claimed seems to add up, evidently anyway. I have a feeling a public display of it is common.My other issue is one of stamina. I cannot last to save my life. I'd need to work on that before any public displays.She has actually asked to go to a nude beach for the liberation. She's not entirely "trad", just very monogamous. I toldher that most nude beaches are full of swingers and old couples. I don't even know if that's true, but they make up the nudist stereotype.
I went to trader Joe's last night, the cashier smiled and said good evening. She asked how my day was going, I replied and asked how hers was. After I paid for my groceries, she said have a safe drive, I said thank you, and take care.I really feel that she and I made a real connection. Should I pursue it? I'm 38 and she's probably around 19 to 21.
I hate women so much.
>>33929663>Strict monogamists wanting to feel claimed seems to add up, evidently anyway. I have a feeling a public display of it is common.Interesting, I might have to talk to my gf about this a little. I wonder if being properly watched is a thing to them? Like a reverse cuckqueen thing where they'd want other women to watch them.>most nude beaches are full of swingers and old couplesIt depends. There are a lot of young hippe and bohemian types that are into being nude in nature, so you'll see some fo that, but there is definitely also the old pervy nudist types. If it helps though, old guys going there alone will draw the ire of everyone and most people will either cover or leave since it's no doubt just some old pervert that isn't into the lifestyle.I'm not a nudist or anything myself, but I love that me and my gf are naked around the house a lot and are basically never dressed when in bed (except for when we do actually go to sleep, sleeping nude feels a little too weird).
>>33929664>get crumb of attention and girl being polite>I really feel that she and I made a real connectionWhy are beta males like this?
Hello Genders. Which dark secret would you rather your partner had over the others:For a bf:>He's into lolicon>He has a gay history>He cheated in all his relationships before youFor a gf:>She worked as a fetish prostitute>She's into shotacon>She slept with her cousin
>>33929664Reminds me of the time I got pizza with my practice gf and the cashier barely talked to the practice gf but asked me how my pizza was and how my day was going lol
>>33929669I wouldn't go near either of them.
>>33929669M>She slept with her cousinIs the cousin a boy or a girl?If girl then I pick thisIf boy then middle option
>>33929671It's too late, you're already a few years into a relationship.
>>33929673Kek so what? You can still breakup with them, shit like that makes it easy.
>>33929673>sunk cost fallacy
>>33929669>>He cheated in all his relationships before youThis is a positive for foids.
i imagine sex with anon would be amazing
>>33929672I wanted to write brother but toned it down to make it a little dark secret and not full incest.
>>33929679There's a femanon here who slept with both her cousin and uncle LOL
>>33929659Again, factually incorrect. 70% of gen z men have been sexually active in the last 12 months.
>>33929476your pic related is a real blonde with anorexia and insecure problems
>>33929669F. I'd rather date someone with the porn fetish than a complicated dating/sex history.
>>33929669F. Realistically I would not date either, but gay history is the least bad. No pedos and cheaters.
>>33929477Can a girl please answer my question?
>>33929686Are you the same anon who kept posting about her gf's socks
>>33929680>the anon obsessed with child rape is back
>>33929688No i have no idea who or what you're talking about
>>33929651That's because 90% of.l women get passed around the top 10% of men.
do girls view going for pole dancing classes as sexual thing or a workout thing?a colleague at work revealed she was a pole dancing instructor and invited another girl to join a class. the other girl recoiled and said that she's not that kinda girl
>>33929461I’m fed up with not knowing who is calling me from this phone number. Every time I move my car somewhere else, they call the fixed line. Is it a thief? Can someone find any information about this number or explain how a terminal can access information about it? 0973475992
it is so unfathomably cruel to get someone so deeply invested in you, only to leave them hanging, with no way to see how you're doing or gauge whether you'll even be back around.what the hell were you hoping i would do? just forget you and move on? if you haven't forgotten and moved on then what the hell are you doing now? or maybe you did, and i'm stuck in the past. i almost hope you have, at least then i could be certain you're doing better than i am now, but i can't take comfort in even that. you BETTER fucking be doing better than i am now. do any of you faggots here want to clue me in on when being around other people ever becomes worth it?
>>33929693Some women think it's just a workout but imo they're just coping.
>>33929693Both. It's a way to channel sexuality in a productive and public way.
>>33929698>channel sexuality in a [...] public way.for what purpose? what does it do for them?
Blah blah blah only one good post made all night
>>33929693nagbut i had a few acquaintances who did poling and they were insufferable. the only women that consistently check out these things are sexually unsatisfied and/or were sexually repressed growing up and/or have some mental health issues related to themselves their bodies and society
>>33929706blah blah blah
>>33929708Pack it up, it’s dead
>>33929702Exploring feelings concerning sexuality and owning it in a solid context with the help of others in a comfortable environment helps in lots of ways. Being comfortable with your body, being supported by others concerning your sexuality instead of having it punished, etc.
>>33929706But I made more than one post today.
>>33929619Thats cause women irl geniunenly do not have real emotions, not in the same sense men do. Men get carried away by friendship, love, ambition, etc and put those feelings about themselves if they're strong enough. Women will never ever do that. Any emotion they might feel is in their own service, and still with them at the top.
>>33929715I did not see it, my eyes glaze over when it’s majority namefagging
>>33929710blah blah
>33929716Moids write shit like this and then wonder why no woman wants anything to do with them
>>33929718>foidh8moidWtf does that even mean?Foid, hate, moid?Foidhating moid?Foid that hates moids?
Are women capable of sympathy, at all?Throughout my life I've had 3 really big and bad rejections. In the context of the first girl, after she rejected me she started making fun of me for being an incel (despite having been close friends with her for 3 years at that point) and then when she got into money troubles she asked me if I was willing to pay for her nudes.The second girl strung me along for years telling me that we will be a couple when she feels ready with some personal stuff. In the end she ended up hard rejecting me and told me that I was too short and not exciting enough to have a girlfriend.Third girl I went on a couple of nice dates with and she then told me that she'd rather try and get back with her ex because he was more intimidating and I was too nice, and she then told me in a random dm that she doesn't think I'll ever get a gf.And all of these girls were literally entirely normal and nice before the rejection, then they decided to just spit on my grave after. I accepted from this that women are just not capable of sympathy.
Men, would you feel bad if your gf let you know that you caused her internal bruising and light bleeding after sex? Is it possible to address it in a way that doesn't make the guy feel guilty and wholly responsible? Assuming that the gf doesn't want him to change the intensity and frequency of sex in general, just maybe some little nuances during sex.
>>33929719He's right though, women do not let emotions take them over despite the stereotyping. In the context of work and careers, women will never sacrifice their own comfort or needs for the sake of it, which is why women don't make it into big sacrificial careers like risky motorsports or other things. Women always put themselves first in relationships and marriages and will never decide to put their partner first, hence why ever since women got total freedom, the amount of actual proper relationships has plummeted and now women are only willing to get into non-commitment open relationships and also family is never even a consideration.The only case in history I've ever seen of this not being the case is Frank Herbert's wife (Dune's author) Beverly, who believed in Frank and his writing dream and life so much that she always put him foremost. But that was 60 years ago.
>>33929722Its pretty much impossible for a guy not to feel guilty if you tell him that, but you should also definetly tell him as soon as you can. Hiding it and him discovering it will just make him probably kill himself lol. just tell him that this stuff happens and its okay, and that you just want the two of you to see if you can change some small stuff so he doesn't beat up your pussy anymore, as hard.
>>33929712Gotchu that makes sense
>>33929722you could try approaching it from the sex-angle first. "i've been enjoying our time but i've been sore after. let's adjust things" but worded not autistically
>>33929724>will just make him probably kill himselfThat's so fucked. It's just what happens when we go too hard for too long in certain positions. Literally not his fault since I asked for it anyways. I always end up making people feel confronted and accused when I vent about things, so I'm terrified to even say anything. I need to write a big disclaimer or something before bringing it up.
>>33929722So pussies do get damaged and loose after lots of sex, good to know.>Is it possible to address it in a way that doesn't make the guy feel guilty and wholly responsible?You can point out that he's a bit big for you, I think that'll make him feel quite good about himself. But ultimately, he'll still feel responsible and try to be more careful if he has basic empathy.
>>33929719That's actually how women are though. It's just the truth.
>>33929727>but worded not autisticallyThat sounded more natural than how I'd want to articulate it, at least.
>>33929722I wouldn't feel good about it, but I'd appreciate you talking to me about it and I'd definitely be interested in trying to avoid causing that in the future.
>>33929729Damaged, sure. Loose, no.>he'll still feel responsibleAnd that's okay. I want him to think about me and consider his actions and all that, but I don't want him to feel guilty. I don't hold it against him in any way, it's just how things went.
>>33929732>I'd definitely be interested in trying to avoid causing that in the futureAnd if it couldn't be comfortably avoided without completely changing how you have sex, so your gf says it's fine to just have sex like normal, would you even be able to continue normally? Or would the guilt ruin sex?
>>33929735Depends on what you mean by ruin.If we couldn't figure out a different angle or something, I'd try to be less rough/energetic to at least avoid causing bleeding. Bleeding is never a good sign unless it's her first time.
>>33929667I'm not so concerned about creeps or pervs or anything, more that we'd be the only 20-something couple among a group of boomers, who are probably swingers as well.
A Finnish politician destroyed his political career for THISThoughts? Goth girls are the strongest beings on the planet IMHO...
men, what does a penis taste like?
>>33929737>I'd try to be less rough/energeticWorst case scenario possible.
>>33929538It's because dating apps are not made for people who are looking for relationships or one night standers. It's made to filter people out of the dating pool even further and to make you drain money into their schematic stuff that never worked ever (except for 1% of it's users who got lucky and got married and yadda yadda). But that's just a man's point of view. Most girls I talked to about their experience on dating apps, they usually give this same exact answer: "Too many likes, too many messages" it's all made by design, and it works too well...
>>33929743Meh, I remember worse
>>33929743if humans could harvest the energy of my bricked up state after seeing a goth girl, we'd be able to power entire continents for decades
How do you let on you want to have sex without being awkward or creepy about it?How do you deal with being horny enough for wanting sex yet being such a social recluse and scared of people that interacting with people let along imagining the idea of being close enough to touch them terrifes you? I'm 37 and it still takes me a minute to mentally steel myself to go to work and talk to people. Obviously this means I don't have friends or a social life, I just wonder if something's really wrong with me.
>>33929746You know repeated damage like that can cause problems with birth, right?I guess it doesn't really matter. For most millennial women, all that really matters is good sex and career success.
>matched with a girl on Hinge a couple weeks ago>we talked a lot the first few days>moved to text and kept chatting for another couple of days>she was out of the country for most of the first week>got sick when she got back>never initiates, even if I don't text her for 2-3 daysI can't tell if this girl is not that interested or if she's doing some kind of shittest, or if she just doesn't want to talk that much. I'm probably going to ask her on a date tomorrow, but it's weird that she never initiates and I'm suspicious that she's making up reasons not to date.
>>33929753if you're confused, she's not into yougirls make it very clear.the golden rule with girls is>If it isnt a HELL YEAH>its a HELL NO
>>33929755Yeah, that makes senseBrb gonna go kms
Just be glad to be here.
>>33929751you could have friends if you talked to them more.
>>33929751I don't know bro, I'm extrovertal but I sill can't score cuz it's just whenever I get the chance to take a convo deeper she loses interest in a snap. So not only you gotta stop worrying, but you gotta have game too.
How realistic it is to expect moid's penis to always be clean and his pubic hair to always be shaved?
>>33929762Extremely. Nobody wants to risk hitting first base just to be turned down due to poor hygiene
>>33929753For the Nth time, anon, women talk to 10 guys at once. There's no point for her to initiate anything, the men do. If one doesn't, another one definitely texts her. Please understand how women behave and stop asking this.
>>33929762Depends how clean and how shaved. I shower every day and I don't sweat a ton or produce a lot of skin oils but I can't guarantee it'll be just as clean by the end of the day as it was when I got out of the shower. And I don't trim the hair every day, but I do keep it tamed.
>>33929765I mean clean shaved
>>33929762i will never ever ever shave my pubes because no-one other than myself will ever see my penis
>>33929764This is the first time I've asked this question. In fact, it's probably the fifth match I've had in over two years and the first one in well over a year that I thought might lead somewhere.
>>33929766That's kinda pornbrained.Men have hair down there
>>33929762It's hard to do. The balls keep moving up and down and the scrotum tightens and relaxes, so I cut myself every time. Not like it matters if nobody's ever going to see it.
>>33929766I don't shave it clean because shaving the balls is basically impossible.
>>33929770It looks better without hair though
>>33929728Which positions? Curious
>>33929773stop watching porn
>>33929770Shaving is literally the easiest thing ever?
>>33929775It looks better this way irl too, not just in porn
>>33929775Nta, this is literally just a matter of preference.
>>33929752I think that's more of an issue if the spotting is cervical, but I feel confident saying it's vaginal. Regardless, I think it's worth mitigating, too. I just would rather continue searching for comfortable, safe positions with him without making him feel like he has to stop being so rough.
>>33929770I only shave it clean for comfort, not like anybody will see my dick for a long time...
>>33929778Nta, only being able to date and get it up for 5'1 goth women with tattoos is literally just a matter of preference.
>>33929774Lately we've been trying positions with me on my back and they're all way too deep. He really likes them, though.
/atoga/, state gender. Do you hate women?
>>33929752>>33929779Seriously, why are women such stupid whores?
>>33929784M. No.
>>33929784MaleI love womenBut women don't love me
>>33929784Mmore often than notlove my momlove my grandmaslove my sisterthe rest? fuck em
>>33929784MaleMore than I can put into words.
>>33929751Are you a femoid? Just drop hints at the interested party, or the dude you are interested in. If they're socially retarded as well drop more evident cues. There's like a 0.00000000000000001% you're the same femoid I'm thinking of irl but after the tasks when we have coffee tomorrow let me know :)If you're a dude.. just rent a hoBut hypocrite I am, I'm averse to that as well due to the ick and health risk
Good afternoon atoga. I just woke up and I forgot what I was supposed to do today. And I had a bad dream.
The owl is back, wtf
>>33929793>I just woke up and I forgot what I was supposed to do todayyou're supposed to hate women
>>33929753>never initiatesYeah it's fucking over, sorry bruv.
>>33929794who
>>33929795Wow, based post
>>33929797HahaThis guy. He landed on my balcony a year ago too, almost exactly one year ago
>>33929799who
>>33929799shoot it
>>33929799He's spying on you
>>33929799>that one time I somehow noscoped the owl that was shitting on my balcony with a slingshot when I was a kid
State gender.Is it a man's duty to help a female stranger who is being attacked in public?
>>33929804FYes
>>33929804Mused tonow I wouldnt give a shit. Not my problem
>>33929804F. If it looks dangerous, I don't expect a guy to run in and get hurt. But if he sees it, he should at least call the cops or something.
>>33929783Damn and I like it when they ride me cowgirl.. Does that not hit as deep? Or doggy, it's pretty basic.I've got a smol benis so I needa maximize every milimmiter, so if variations of missionary is what works deep.. Are those your favorite positions as well or its more about the rigor and the vigor?
>>33929729>loose after lots of sexNope.
>>33929802This is the same guy from last year
>>33929693Both
>>33929804MaleFifty years ago, sure. Thirty years ago, maybe.Today? Nah. Fuck that. They vote for it and they call me racist for voting against it. They can have what they vote for.
>>33929792>If you're a dude.. just rent a hohow will that help with his social anxiety ?
>>33929809Riding is different, since I can totally control the angle and how deep I want it. Doggy is great, but he likes to mix it up. I prefer that and prone, if I had to pick favorites. In the end, I love anything he's into when he's being rough with me. I don't need it deep, I just like the feeling of his body smashing into mine.
>>33929812go to a petstoreget the mice you can buy as snake foodleave it in a spot where the thing can see you dropping foodkeep doing it and it will warm up to youworks on crows too
>>33929818I’m not entirely sure I want him as a friend, he scares me
>>33929773I think it looks better wish hair
>>33929817the mating press is what I think it's called if you hear that plap plap plap sound I think that's it
>>33929804mI would call the cops, but I can't trust her to have my back, and I don't want to spend years in court and worried about going to prison over it
>>33929820shit taste
>>33929795No.
>>33929819Why
>>33929827Because he’s big and can fly and also intimidating as fuck with that glare and also triggers my schizo side
>>33929816If he just wants to deal with the horniness part, that's way to deal with it. He's 37, it's hard to unfuck his lifelong maladapted social skills from a few posts on the internet. Got to have the drive to go socialize and be supported by a good therapist.
>>33929828He cant do shit to you
>>33929821Such a stupid term, but pretty much.
>>33929799Owl pet would be cool
>>33929461>go for a taller girl on Tinder>tell her she's like 2 inches taller than me and if that's cool with her>no problem>set up a dateIt's closer to 3 inches, but man, never really tried going for taller girls
>>33929835Get ready for never wanting a short girl againTall girls are magical
>>33929831That’s what they all say, then I become his bitch. I’ll be on my hands and knees feeding him mice while he sends me ominous vibes
>>33929835This >>33929837. And I say that as a short girl.
>>33929817>I don't need it deep, I just like the feeling of his body smashing into mine.Being not too experienced and a mongoloid caveman male brain, I wouldn't have thought of that and be too focused on PIV/clit stimulation. Another femanon also said the other day it's about being rough/manhandled or methodical deliberate fucking.That's an interesting insight, thanks
>>33929838Pussy
>>33929842Yeah, problem? It’s a big fuck off bird that carries the souls of my ancestors
>on dating app>get a match>cute face>check her profile>shes 181 cm>4 cm shorter than me>unmatch her
>>33929844give the fucker a mouse or two nigga
>>33929847Ok fine
>>33929850good girl
>>33929841Always happy to help, especially if I get to talk about sex. It's like the one thing I feel like I'm decently qualified to answer questions about here.And yeh, guys don't think about it as a whole body thing much. I think a big part of sex includes aspects that guys are aware of but don't really put two and two together. Like a guy's hand placement for example.
>>33929852Sybau
>>33929855less bitchingmore feeding
>>33929804M.Lol no. If I know that her political affiliations do not condone the behaviorof the attacker, I will consider it. Unfortunately/fortunately that's usually not the case.
>>33929856It’s 7 am, where do you suggest I find mice?
>went for drinks and a walk with neighbor childhood friend>convo somehow goes to bodycounts etc.>she talks about sex as someone would casually describe their car and hobbieswhat the fuck.
>>33929859told you, they have frozen mice at the petstore
>>33929854I only think about hand placement in terms of clit, boobs, ass, or hips.
>>33929862It is closed, use brain>inb4 wait
>>33929863I like when guys hold me in place during sex. Like just a firm grip on my arms or legs or even lightly holding my neck or hair. Feeling the solidness of his grip without being moved around or having him squeeze me is really hot in a unique way. And that's very important, not like as important as the actual sex, but it's not something a guy should ignore either.
>>33929868wait
>>33929872Brilliant, thanks, have a penis I found on the side of a building
>>33929873I dont want the penisI want the mice
Am i good looking? Just try to imagine me.
>>33929874Nothing will satisfy you except the mice wtf, why must you send me on schizo adventures
>>33929876im hungry
My friend saw my ex moid with the bimbo he dumped me for in the movie theater yesterdayMen, apologize to me
>>33929875Uhh sorry I was watching Madoka Magica and my imagination atm is tainted by schizo mixed media witches
>>33929877Understandable, have a mice
>>33929881Who
>>33929875Youre kinda ugly in my imagination, sorry
>>33929879Men are trash. They probably fucked because they are both sluts.
>>33929888I mean, of course they fucked. They started fucking when he was my bf
>>33929784MaleI'm not their biggest fan, to be quite honest.
>>33929883*swallows you whole*
you gamer guys better take it like a man
>>33929846How did you match before seeing her profile? Report it as a bug and name the app so I can avoid it
>>33929861I know someone like that
>>33929893Why would you do that
>>33929902I am a cat and you are a micer
>>33929894The best gamer guys are the ones who don't actually prioritize games over anything else.
>>33929889I hate that. Don't see him anymore. Cut him off.
>>33929904take what
Women, why do you smash your bf's Steam Deck?
>>33929906weiner
>>33929907smash in what context
>>33929907Is this a sex thing?
>>33929908hi. imma hole, looking to get stuffed, jammed and filled
>>33929908but women dont have weiners
>>33929910It is now. Stanley SteamDick
>>33929913I'm so confused. Can we go back to talking about normal sex?
>>33929912lmao, >>33929908 is a woman
>>33929907>post written by an actual adult male in the year 2025
>>33929903no im not
Sorry, babe, these normies will never understand your neurodivergent, chud-coded intimacy languages like I do.
>>33929898its weird as fuck to talk about it so casually.
>>33929804MYes.
>>33929907Will he get angry and hatefuck me for doing it?
>>33929917sorry, I am a dumb stupid loser I don't understand
>>33929762>How realistic it is to expect moid's penis to always be cleanVery realistic.>and his pubic hair to always be shavedOther men might not mind, but the best you’re getting out of me is a trim.
No average or above girl has ever been interested in me. I'm 22. I want MAID
>>33929923I just play along if I feel I have to.
>>33929926( •̀⤙•́ )
>>33929469I want to play
>>33929469I like pleasing
>>33929482Is he like, wanting to put mine on?
>>33929879>>33929889You chose him over other nice men. You reap what you sow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Mm11r3Jwo
I just wanna be a student forever, I'm 26 and I'm manchildmaxxingAll my friends are student age and the girls I date are all 18-21Would most college age girls date someone my age or am I too old? Most people think I look 19-20, help anons I don't like girlbosses at all
>2016: I did not know what transgenderism was >2020: I was the biggest transphobe in the world >2024: I am a trans woman
>>33929939Tyvm
>>33929945Are you also autistic
>>33929651So most men want to die alone. Neat.
>>33929943they probably would 18-21 year old girls are stupid
I don't wanna go to wooooork today
>>33929945>fashion victim
>>33929669Gay history please.
>>33929693Both, but honestly pole classes are for those that need attention.
>>33929921It’s over
>>3392995018-21 yr old girls would never date a 22 yr old man
Can i grab pussy in public now that woke is over?
>>33929958Probably not a very good idea
>>33929957yeah they would you're tweaking anon
>>33929943Probably not, people are still super touchy about age at that point. Like year 1 and 2 kids feel like different generations with nothing in common even though they're indistinguishable from the outside
>>33929958Try it. I've got vagina dentata
>>33929957They would but you can just say you are 24 or something they would probably believe it
WomenIs it true that it's impossible for you to come if you relax?
>>33929965For me it's impossible to coom no matter what I do
>>33929804No. Never go to a man for help. Go to a woman or better yet, a mother.
>>33929943Yes but you gotta act like a jewGet in their good graces then lay it on them you are a jew/old man dont go around saying it
>>33929967Why is that?
>>33929907Sorry, it fell off the charger dock because the bedframe keeps hitting the wall really hard.
what do you think they meant when they said woop woop that's the sound of the police
>>33929922*sigh*[Thinking about him]
>>33929974As a KRS-One enjoyer, the follow up line “that’s the sound of the beast” is pretty self explanatory. 80s-90s cops in New York were not good for blacks
>>33929972Meds
>>33929974That was the sound when Unc pulled up on foenem with a skully on and started bussing on the opps with the YNs
>>33929965It's the opposite for me. And I can't relax alone, so masturbation rarely leads to getting off.
>>33929980>I can't relax aloneStupidest shit I've read on this website
>>33929951Sorry about that old boy.
>>33929961ripWhat age would you say this stops? Because I really don't wanna date mid 20s postgrads, I've done it a few times and I got burnt (also find them not as fun to be around)
>>33929977Oh, I'm sorry. Well, cooming isn't the most important thing in life.>>33929980Why can't you relax alone? I would have thought it'd be the opposite, that you can't relax with someone.
>>33929983I meant in the context of sexual stimulation, obviously. I focus too much on what I'm doing.>>33929988With someone else, if I'm having sex with them I totally trust them. So then I can just let my mind stop racing and enjoy what we're doing. When I'm alone, I focus a lot on my thoughts and what I'm doing. Having someone there to tell me to relax and just distract me from myself is nice.
>>33929974Officer officer officer officer OVERSEER.
>>33929586you cant call a man a slut you fucking dumb cunt, now shut the fuck up, if you ever call a man a slut again i will punch your fucking face in you cunt, you wont have any teeth to eat with once im finished with you
>>33929992You don't trust yourself?
>>33929998MYou can, and it’s funny to do so
>>33929999Obviously I trust myself in most contexts. But sometimes I do dumb shit when I'm chasing an o by myself if I don't pay attention.
>>33929572>so many men are slutsThat's like saying "so many women have vaginas", a completely pointless observation
>>33930001Like what? Does your partner never do dumb shit?
this stupid thread has devolved in the way i like it, a year ago i saw women and men talking without any insecurity, now i see a lot of fights between them I'M GLAD
>>33930004First the division, then the conquest.EVERYONE bend over.
>>33930003I've accidentally hurt myself or put myself in unnecessary danger while masturbating with toys and stuff. I also go at it longer than is healthy and in situations I shouldn't. I'm better about it lately, but that's because I've been going to therapy and being more mindful about what I'm doing and why.And he's very thoughtful. He very rarely does anything that I wouldn't have wanted him to do, and when he does he's always open to communication and improving how we have sex.
>>33929973>bedframe keeps hitting the wall really hardWhy is this happening?
I masturbated for the first time in over a week, and the orgasm didn't cause me pain! We did it! State gender, what's something that's made you happy lately?
>>33929943MYou’re probably a bit too old to date most freshmen or sophomores.I’m sure many of them would have no problems sleeping with you, however.
>>33930008>And he's very thoughtful. He very rarely does anything that I wouldn't have wanted him to do, and when he does he's always open to communication and improving how we have sex.It's strange to read something like this about someone else in the context of contrast to yourself.
>>33929985I’m a cantankerous mushroom today. Work is no place for a mushroom
>>33930013>Work is no place for a mushroomMy frying pan is.
/fa/ niggas be like WTC 1940s Hugo Boss inspired leather trench coat
>>33930008bitch you should be beaten so hard you stop being such a fucking freaky hog
>>33930012I get it. I'm a retard who almost killed herself twice masturbating. And I regularly try for too long and end up regretting it. I'm sure that's considered atypical and stupid.
well women i have nothing to say to youbut i gotta give it to youyou made a damn fucking fool out of men
>>33930022>i have nothing to say to you>but i'm going to say it anyway
Women, is Erling Haaland attractive? He’s 6’4 btw
>>33930019I might get off on threats, but I don't get off on insults. Reconsider your flirting strategy.
>>33930017D: I don’t think I fit in most regulation frying pans
>>33930030Gonna have to chop you up and fry you up in portions.
*feeds femanon the growing potion from Alice in Wonderland*
>>33930027you're so fucking weird
>>33930034That sounds painful.
I hate women.
Heyyy i love dying and being dead
What goes through the head of a woman who makes mommy asmr? Do you think they enjoy the content they make?
>>33930037That's how it goes for mushrooms who don't go to work.
>>33930036Fuck you.
A good way to genuinely upset someone is to engage them in a conversation then randomly pull out with an insult like “ew nvm”
If a man follows old crushes/talking stages/old female friends, is he intending to still try to fuck them even if he's in a relationship?
>>33930052I wish I lived such a privileged existence that I could consider "ew" and "nvm" as insults, not to mention upsetting ones
>>33930049I’ve been at work for the last few replies >:x
>>33930056M>old crushes and talking stagesPretty inappropriate. He might not be planning to actually meet up with them, but you’d be right to feel disrespected by this.>old friendsIf they’re really just friends, there’s probably no cause for concern.
I fucked up
>>33930061How so?
>>33930061Thermite your hard drives.
>>33930057What's your world like?
Gestating fems rn
>>33930074God I wish. My bf and I fucked so many times last weekend that I can imagine somehow a condom didn't work 100% and I could be knocked up.
reminder that flat redheads women are the peak of beauty
>>33929951Same
>>33930079Not all of them, just a few, I believe they should be married to other redheaded men and continue the redheaded gene. It's not possible
every time I make a mistake I feel like hurting myself :(
>>33930078This post makes me feel inadequate.
>>33930083That would be a mistake.What are the two last mistakes you made?
>>33930082at least one should marry me
>>33930085It should make you feel happy for me that maybe I'm going to have a baby. Why would you feel inadequate?
>>33930079Nope. They have gross freckles.
>>33930088I fucked up a little bit at work while filling out a paper for you know work stuff, someone caught my mistake but still it makes me feel like shit
>>33930078How do people actually enjoy sex knowing one weekend of fun might mean 18 years of your life (minimum)?
>>33930092>freckles>grossif it was up to me I would have you hanged by your balls
>>33930009>;)
>>33930094MI’ve only ever had sex with people I was comfortable taking that risk with.
>>33930074Mpreg?
>>33930094I have spent every day for the past three years or so wishing I was a mother. It'd be a happy accident.
>>33930096I don't like diseased skin. Pale blondes with clear skin are the peak of beauty.
>>33930101hmm pale women are also incredibly attractive but you're wrong about freckles and blondes
>>33930035*crashes through your ceiling, some drywall and support beams fall and break your PC, as well as dusting your keyboard*
>>33930069My life
>>33930090You've been fighting so hard to not to have a baby under anything but the most controlled circumstance, and now you're going to have one by accident anyway?>Why would you feel inadequate?No way could have that much sex. I'd be such a disappointment to a partner.
>>33930089Naw, you dont have the redhead gene
blue Valkyrie is having sex with me btw
>>33930109Hes larping no self respecting woman would let a boyfriend knock her up. Only a husband
>redhead, brunette, blondeDon’t care as long as she’s Slavic
>>33930097Bf enjoys his hobbies and you cuck him. Great.
>>33930108Is there nobody on your side?
>>33930112Ew
>>33930111but I need a redheaded wife!
>>33930112My condolences.
>>33930101this but unironically
>>33930116No. People always seem somehow shocked when they find out I did everything on my own without the help from parents or friends. But it is what it is.
>>33930093You fix the mistake, you learn from it and you move on.The best and most productive guy at my last work used to say>The only person who never makes mistakes is the one who never does anything.
>>33930122eh
>>33930112I don't even have to imagine it
>>33930098Me too.... I have never had sex.
>>33930123Sounds like you’ve done the opposite of fucking up your life.
>>33930094We have abortion where I'm form so I don't have to abstain from sex entirely. I don't know how guys do it, I guess they only have sex with women they can trust with their lives.
>>33930113>self respecting womanCouldn't be JH.
>>33930115I'm giving him a new hobby tho.
>>33930097You were in the shower, huh?
>>33930129Easy for me to say, but I think that’s better than the alternative.
>>33930131>wanting to have a literal haunted pussy
>>33930118>>33930120>>33930127it's obviously against his will
GenderWould you trust a woman with your life?
How fucked up am I if thinking about going home, finding my girlfriend dead because of intense masturbation, would make me so hard I'd masturbate 20 times in a row and cum on her body before calling the police?
To fap or not to fap, that is the question.
>>33930134>new hobbyWhat's that?
>>33930139MI have several times already at hospitals.I’d trust the woman I marry with my life. I think I can trust all of my immediate family members who are women as well.
>>33930142If you're asking that question, the answer is no.
Mariomoids, how will we recover?
>>33930131Having the option to abort doesn't ease my mind one bit.
>>33930116I don’t know
>Our server encountered a problem while processing your request.Fuck 4chan
>>33930145but why tho?
>>33930149God and Mary count, I think
>>33930143My pussy
I finally feel like I’m back to my diamond shitlow level. These games have been fucking impossible
>>33930151Spilling your seed is a gains vacuum, it's more efficient if you let your body just reabsorb it from within
>>33930153And you
>>33930125Thanks. That's a great advice.
>>33930109>You've been fighting so hard to not to have a baby under anything but the most controlled circumstanceWrong. I just didn't want to have a baby with someone unless I was certain that he'd love us and be with us forever. That's hard to be comfortably confident in assessing.
>>33930157You’re damn straight
>>33930151Because if the answer was yes you wouldn't be asking the question.
>>33930154Tmi, who's taking care of your kids?
>>33930161There was a man who wanted to be with you and you ruined his life.
>>33930165Why do you keep asking about kids, pedophile?
>>33930165I think they died :/!
>>33930154But then you get bored of him. A gaming console might be something that he can use for several years.
>>33930125thanks anon, I'll keep that in mind :)
Imagine being in a chad harem polycule and having a daughter. No wonder Muslims end up the way they do..
Oooh
I need her :( why did she abandon me?
>>33930169Who tf gets bored of sex?I'll be putting it on him even past ps7 release.
>>33930173She with me now lil bro
>>33930167I'm not. you're a shitty mother that doesnt put her kids first. You're in the same league as that namefag Gary
>>33930168she's probably neglecting them
>>33930177You just want to talk about children because you fetishize them, pedophile.I'm not playing your game.
>>33930172https://youtu.be/_N9HjAnQjTk
>>33930177She's deflecting blame because the truth hurts. Good mothers don't know what 4chan is.
>>33929696>do any of you faggots here want to clue me in on when being around other people ever becomes worth it?When is enjoying the sunshine worth it?Just because the sun eventually sets, that doesn't mean that spending the day enjoying the sun wasn't worth it.
>>33930183You're an absolutely disgusting freak get help and stop being a shitty mother. You should be reported children protection services
>>33930188>Good mothers don't know what 4chan is.Wrong. My mom knows about this place
>>33930194Projecting because I know you're a pedophile. GG
my penis is hard right now :3 it feels nice when I rub it
I’m going to make you guys wear the getalong shirt if you keep this up
>>33930196NTA but it's crazy to think that someone caring more about your child's wellbeing than you do can only be a pedophile>>33930188Good mothers know what 4chan is so their kids don't end up on this website
>>33930194>You should be reported children protection servicesWhere do you think her kid is?
>>33930200Sorry, I’m staunchly anti-SKUB
>>33930203Now you’ve gone too far. This country was built on skub
/atoga/ is unapologetically Pro-Skub.
>>33930201That's what pedophiles do, they go on tinder and lie to single mothers to hopefully get access. They fake all their "I care about children" because it's preformative.
>>33929722I felt bad and responsible but was eager to adapt and find solutions when she was ready.
>>33930207I fucking kill you.
>>33930166You really love bringing up child rape. I hope you go on a list if you're not already on one.
>>33930209This isn’t Tinder babe
>>33930207That’s right.>>33930211Say that to my face irl fagit and see what happens. I’ll whoop you decent
>>33930216>Say that to my face irl fagit and see what happensYou'll get shot right in your skub loving mouth is what.
>>33930215She's a retarded cunt
>>33930209Lol, what? The single mothers are the most desperate foids. You can just talk to them and they will invite you over or ask if they can come to your place.
>>33930218>>33930216
Just finished Billy Elliot. Capital!
>>33930218I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth as a power play and leave you with memories that will haunt you with intense yearning and regrets for years bro. You don't want this
>>33930224>leave you with memories that will haunt you with intense yearning and regrets for years broBetter men than you have tried.
The only women here right now are rule breaker JH and a femcel and the femcel is leaving Good luck
>>33930214He is already on a list. Feds have been in chat for a while.
>>33930227Bye "femcel"
cigarettes life more tolerable why didn't I smoke before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2HDLkfi0AI wonder what face and sounds she makes when she cums, like if I went down and licked her pussy to orgasm. Guess I will never know.
>>33930161Then why use condoms if you hope for one to break.
manifesting my ex texting me for a dumb reason so i can ask her to meet up and chat and we can get back together
>>33930235I hope you Get her king
What should I have on my sandwich?
The truth is that there is nobody else in this world at all. There never has been and never will be.
>>33930243turkey, salami, mayo, mustard, black pepper, lettuce, tomato and red onion
Boring
>>33930227Scalebreaker and JH hate each other. It's funny to watch them posting here while they pretend to ignore each other.
>>33930174Not of sex. You will get bored of him specifically.
>>33930249Why do they have beef?
>>33930249Lol what’s the beef
>chubby black woman in a body suit Why is this a thing in a commercial about pimple patches? I’m not trying to fap
>>33930254>>33930255nta but BV is an obese racist wigger. It makes sense she'd be angry that a black girl is spiritually whiter than she is and also more attractive.
>>33930258>obese racist wiggerAverage woman in my hometown
>open atoga>more namefag loreIt's a slow week
>>33930268You should rape Kash Patel so we have something to talk about.
>>33930234I don't "hope" for one to break, but I wouldn't be unhappy if one did. Conception feels like it'll be a very stressful part of the whole thing for me, so if it was magically already over with, that'd be very convenient.
>>33930249We literally just had a nice conversation ITT about hobbies last week. Idk if she knew or cared that it was me, but there's no hate as far as I can tell. Posting around conversations you're not a part of is normal thread shit.
>>33930258This is some highschool drama stirring and it's cute.
What should I read next: The Wealth of Nations, or Das Kapital ?
>>33930279omg terrible name drop. its so jover
I wish I had a farm so I could rescue animals
>>33930289Hop on Pop
>>33930291Ok, George Orwell
>>33930268Personal drama is probably the main topic of our general and its main source of entertainment. We are not united by a shared love of any particular media or hobby, as most of the other boards and generals.
>>33930295I saw a video of an old cat who didn’t get adopted for so long and I cried
>>33930286>>33930296Perhaps
>>33930298Sounds like YOU need to be put in a farm, a sexcue farm
>>33930298Cute if female.
>>33930301Wut>>33930303Cringe
>>33930283>magicallyThat's a weird way of spelling stressfully.
How can a woman compete with unlimited hot e-thots that all men have access to 24/7?
>>33930295Do you even know what that book is about?
>>33930308I can't hold e-thots while I fall asleep.
>>33930308By being physically and mentally present.
I just found out about plapping
>>33930307Childbirth is magical. And I say that as someone who works in a fucking lab.
>>33930309It's about the nice farm where pets go when they get old.
>>33930315>so fucked up by this thread that I was getting fucked this weekend and could hear the plapping and kept thinking about the poster who spams that word here
>>33930320Memed into reality, nice.
This is all of the men here
>>33930323No, not nice. It's brainwashing.
>>33930322Lmao newfag
>>33930320plap
>>33930316You want that part to be over too?
>>33930325More like brain PLAPing. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>33930318
>>33930324how can i be an incel and have 2 children at the same time
>>33930320The plappening
>>33930334...is happening.
>>33930327>>33930329>>33930334I'll never forgive you guys.>>33930328Definitely not. I'm looking forward to being pregnant and giving birth. And whoever's in the hospital room with me when I complain about it can use this post to shut me up.
>>33930308I can't have an actual conversation with an e-thot or start a family with her.I also don't really find women like that attractive to begin with.
>>33930320Imagine fucking a woman and all she can think about is some guy she's never met nicknamed Plapposter. Isn't that emotional cheating?
JH will be the first president to be live posting in /atoga/ while giving birth.
>>33930341He thought it was funny when I mentioned it later, at least. He shares the same type of humor as some of you dicks.
Cucked by a fucking Plapposter...
>>33930337it's only plapping when its unprotected missionary sis
>>33930346This. Without a "get pregnant," it's not truly a plap
>>33930337>can use this post to shut me upSomehow I can't see that working. Don't think a 4chan post would carry much weight.
the blade, it calls me, it wants to slice me open
Gender, are you an interesting person with interesting everyday thoughts and commentaries to share?
>>33930353M, no.
>>33930341Her "bf" isn't in a relationship with her. That couple is just using her for sex and will probably get rid of her before Christmas.
>>33930353mno im an unlovable himbo that can only offer a cute face, loyalty and affection
>>33930353MMaybe good enough for some highlights, but not for continuous broadcasting
>>33930353F No
>>33930346It was missionary, or at least on my back.>>33930349You'd be surprised. "Told you so" and shit like that works very well on me.
>>33930353MSometimes.
>>33930353MYes, but you have to deal with too much autism to get to anything interesting so it's not worth it
state genderdo you like to draw?
>>33930355>will probably get rid of her before ChristmasWhy would they?
Women, would you write for a magazine like playboy?
>>33930355You've been saying this for months, obsessed anon. What will your new, ominous end date be?
>>33930353F I don't feel like sharing
>>33930368mI used to as a child. Somewhere somehow along the way life beat it out of me.
Should I take my chances with a fat chick, like 250+ lbs fat, or should I just ghost and move on?Honestly I think I'd rather date a tranny
>>33930368MI had a little webcomic for a bit, haven’t done it in awhile
>>33930372I've always wanted to write sex toy reviews and recommendations. Is that something that'd be in there?
>>33930368MI do, but I'm not great at it. I can draw simple cartoons.
>>33930353MYes but I can go too far
>>33930370Because people make changes for the new year, they will look for a new woman for a more exciting threesome etc.
>>33930368MYes, used to even work on my own webcomic. I still doodle occasionally on paper, but AI has completely demoralized me from caring about it anymore.
>>33930368F
>>33930386why would you hate drawing?
>>33930372NagDoes anything have a male-oriented audience anymore? Seems like all the men's magazines like GW to shit like this have female chic content
>>33930368Mmy drawings as a kid made one of my teachers worry and had a talk with my mom, of course my parents being terrible useless parents did nothing about it
>>33930384I don't think so. I see this thing lasting a bit longer than that.
>>33930368f sure, it's been a hobby since i was a kid. nowadays i'm trying to practice drawing demons, ogres, gargoyles, that sort of thing.
>>33930386Why do you hate drawing?
>>33930387Not her buthttps://youtu.be/0gYJYzzjGQM
I feel so much rage and anger I'm going to fucking crash out. My phone didn't charge this morning and now I regret not running over school children on the way to work.
>>33930388Fucking phoneI changed itnto G.Q. four fucking times and it STILL AUTOCORRECTED TO GWTHAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD
>>33930384>>33930390It's going to last at least 18 years, God willing.
Who makes better partners:Fat men or fat women?
>>33930387>>33930392It means she's an artist who draws a lot
>>33930398being fat should be illegal
>>33930379IdkWhy would it be in a magazine for men?
>>33930387>>33930392I have just reached that stage when you are good enough at something to know that you suck >>33930394Yep that's pretty close
>>33930397-_-
>>33930368Myes but I'm bad at it
>>33930404So men know what to buy their gfs/wives? Idk why the fuck guys are buying fucking porn magazines in the first place.
>>33930394>>33930400>>33930405Oh, that makes sense. Getting paid sucks the joy out of everything.
>>33930398Fat men and it's not even close. Fat women are vile, unhappy, vindictive, victim-brained, delusional creatures. At least there's jolly dadgut fat guys that are just happy. Watch My 600 lb life and marvel at how fucking evil these fat whale women are. They lie constantly and blame everyone else for being fat. It's more disgusting than their weight. The fat guys are just like "yeah I'm fat."
>>33930409Do you take inspiration from Tim Burton?
>>33930410To look at porn? Lol
>>33930415no I just draw whatever comes to mind
>>33930374My predictions are accurate. Are you going to tell me to mark your words again?https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/27368769/#27370153
Girls, how do you feel about guys leaving fingertip bruises on you from sex? Not like on your neck or anything crazy, but on your arms/legs?
>>33930405The bright side is it'll get better from here, as you climb the slope of enlightenment.
Since we're sharing drawings, here's a self portrait I drew of myself.The above reads "the one who has never been loved"It's like looking in a mirror
Every time I think I'm a scum, a cheater, and a schizo, I come to this place and realize that I'm actually a saint and a totally working member of society.
>>33930418The Nightmare Before Christmas is what came to mind when I looked at that.
>>33930418shit, forgot image
>>33930423my dick is shaped like that
>>33930428actually when I drew that I was inspired by angel's egg, it looks nothing like that movie but I mean I got really in the mood to draw when I watched that movie
>>33930398American fat or Euro fat?
>>33930412This.Fat guys I met all had cuddly bear personalities.
I don't like fat women but sometimes just sometimes I get really horny and jerk off to fat women, why does this happen to me?
Going to a new doctors office tomorrow. What’s the protocol for hitting on nurses without coming off as a creep or a red flag?
>>33930353MYes I just started a podcast
Here, take this goblin.
AI has replaced your shitty drawings. Nobody cares, you wasted your time. Get a real skill.
>>33930440if she looks uncomfortable say sorry and stop
>>33930420When I'm celebrating Christmas with them and you're alone like always, I hope you reconsider your life.
thinking of taking SSRI's again, should I do it?
am I really an asshole for telling a girl to stop sending me nudes? I think its super trashy
>>33930425SOVL>Vnr
>>33930436Fat enough to be obese
GenderWould you allow your child on 4chan?
>>33930453I once just left a girl on seen after she sent me nudes because I jerked off earlier and she got very angry.
>>33930453never happened
>>33930445I imagine him with the wise guy voice from Simpsons
are we doing portraitshere's a quick sketch of literally me
>>33930425I like this one the most. You can see the emotion.
>>33930459I once did this just because something came up at that exact same moment but when I got back to her she was just like "yeah I wasn't quite sure how to take that"
>>33930453FI wouldn’t send a guy nudes unless he begged and we were together for like a year and even then they would be analog printed
>>33930464>>33930459have to hit her with one of these
>>33930446
>>33930398Obviously fat women, although the obesity has nothing to do with it. Men get benefits from long-term relationships with women even if their partner is fat and women get no benefits no matter how much the moid weighs.
>>33930450I'll be with my gf and we're going to church. I remember you were here last year, telling anons to end their lives. You're an evil person. That's why you're actually unmarried and childless. I hope you never have children because it's obvious you'll be an awful mother.
this is the closes thing to a self portrait I've ever done
Why are women so cheap and petty? Begging on his knees for a photo, lol. Guys like me have a big heart and would send my dick to a cute girl without her even asking.>>33930465
>>33930451Do you think it would help you right now? And in the long term?
>>33930465Wife material
>>33930471girls dont want dick pics though
>>33930475I believe the joke is sexual harassment, as often is the case with men
>>33930458MFuck no lol. I don’t want my kids to grow up using the internet unsupervised.
>>33930475They just don't want yours. I have a pretty, white cock with a nice, purple head.
>>33930472I don't know, last time they didn't help much but I don't know what else to do
>>33930461High praise, thank you.
Do you guys/girls ever worry about dying alone? Will you "settle"? I was always of the feeling that marriage and kids were overrated but I think my body is beginning to force me to try and mate or something because the current feelings of longing are hitting hard, it's been quite difficult to push them down and pretend like I feel okay. I really hope this is just a phase but it's been months.
Thunderous plapsBackshots sounding like Mogadishu
>>33930486M, 30I don’t worry about settling or dying alone, but I do want to get married sometime in the next five years.I’ll be pretty bummed out if it takes me longer than that, but I’ll persevere.
>>33930480Don't be so strict. A kid has to learn about the outside world. I basically grew up on 4chan and turned out fine, mostly.
>>33930490I also grew up on 4chan (found it at 11) and turned out alright, but I can see what direction the internet is headed in, and it isn’t anything I want my children to be mired in while they’re very young and impressionable.No smartphones either.
>>33930482from my experience, they wanted post gym shots. me in gray sweatpants doing the waist push thing.weird angles of the torso and abs, looking up or some shit. I've got a few other poses that stuck with meIt was a weird weekend, she told me how to send pictures to her and I was showing her how to pose and arch her feet to send me backim never deleting those
>>33930483Man I feel you. Imo you should try it if you think it can help you get through this
>>33930486Mi've accepted that im dying alone
>>33930486>worry about dying alone? All the time>Will you "settle"?I don't want to be in a loveless marriage
>>33930486>ever worry about dying alone? I'm sure I will. I don't worry about it.
>>33930491>No smartphones either.They would be bullied, and even if they weren't, they'd feel miserable and left out. Or do you also plan to give them homeschool education so they won't know anything about the outside world?
>>33930501I know but maybe if its someone I can still enjoy the company of, the feelings of intense loneliness wont be so debilitating.
>>33930486FI think that dying alone is the default and I don't fear it at all. I do fear settling, enough so that I can't bring myself to get back into dating.
>>33930504ntabut seeing my sisters kids already addicted to smartphones and completely brainrotted before even turning 10 is enough proof that kids shouldnt have smart phones that young.Fuck that shit
>>33930506What do you do instead?
>>33930504Nah, I'd send them to public or private school. I'm not equipped to adequately homeschool them and wouldn't expect the woman I marry to take that on either.>They would be bullied, and even if they weren't, they'd feel miserable and left out.I don't care. They'd deal with it. They can talk to actual people irl, call or text them or use the family computer to stay in the loop.
>>33930486>Do you guys/girls ever worry about dying alone?I think about this a lot, yes it's a concern that always lurks in my mind. I don't want to 'settle' because that could invite an increased chance of feeling even more miserable than if I was alone, however, I do fear my standards are much too high, and my self esteem is too low. I take rejection way too personally for my own good, and I don't like putting myself out there for fear of rejection. It's a bad feedback loop.I'd love to share an amazing life with someone, build a nest and raise a family together, but I've come to bitterly accept the fact that I'm in my late 30s and unless I fall into a serious relationship by yesterday, it will not be feasible.I don't have any advice for you, all I can say is that those feelings you have are real. It is not good to look away from them but it is also not good to be consumed by them. Do what you can and live the best life that you can make for yourself. Good luck.
>>33930507Exactly. It seems so obvious to me that children shouldn't grow up with those things. May as well give them vapes the moment they can walk.
>>33930506If you're not afraid of dying alone, why would settling make you not want to date? Wouldn't you just break off any relationship once you realized that it wasn't worth committing to?
>>33930507>>33930513t. child computer addict
>>33930516Yes. Why would I want to pass that on to my kids?
>>33930492>absdisgusting faggot shit, this is what non-homosexuals are attracted to
>>33930486This is my future
>>33930516I dont want that for my kids
>>33930493I might, I don't know what I'm going to do yet
>>33930516Uh, yeah. Thats the point. Do you want your kids to end up like me?
>>33930486FI worry about dying before my husband, him remarrying, his new wife also dying before him and then him getting buried with her and not me
>>33930513they seriously have 0 attention span, 0 patienceonly thing they talk about is tralalelo tralala and skibidi toilet.their friends come over and they watch tiktok togethertried taking them hiking with me, wont do ittried showing them how to do mechanical stuff, wont do itmade them fucking wooden swords, shields etc. lost interest in 30 minutesnigga I still have my old childhood shit we used to beat eachother up with when we were kids. when I was a kid, I'd give my left nut to have the shit I made for themthey're literally glued to a screen every single time I see them
>Low level misogynyWhy are women so shitty they should be better>High level misogynyOf course women won't take responsibility, they don't know how, it's not their fault. It's man's burden to cover for the faults of women and safeguard behavior.Who here high level misogynist? Post gender.
>>33930453Yes
>>33930518thought that was raw chicken for a second
>>33930525>made them fucking wooden swords, shields etc. lost interest in 30 minutesThis one hurts the most. God damn.
>>33930524If I ever loved a woman enough to marry her, I wouldn't get remarried. Having loved like that once is enough for me, I would be content dying on my own after that.
>>33930526F(uck off)
>>33930532He also says he wouldn't remarry but you never know
if I was a woman I'm pretty sure I would be a slut
>>33930524>>33930532I doubt I could remarry if I outlived my wife either.
>>33930535i would be a femcel
>>33930486F, I don’t fear dying alone. I do fear settling. Rather stay single my whole life and die alone than settle.
>>33930486Worst case scenario I become a monastic. But I'm pretty optimistic that I'll meet a girl sooner or later and will stop self-sabotaging.
>>33930535I mean it's pretty obvious that most men are already spiritual sluts
>>33930486FIt’s the scariest thing in the world to me and I know it will happen anyway. I’m willing to settle soon
Centrist supremacy
>>33930545I'm already an attention whore and I'm not even a woman, posting pictures of my cuts and shit like that for attention.
>>33930486F not scared of dying alone, I happily will do so!! so much better than settling
>>33930508I do things on my own or with friends and family.>>33930515My first relationship was really hard to get out. Your brain starts doing all sorts of retarded shit to cope and justify not throwing your only or main source of social interaction away even if you're fully aware that you feel miserable every single day and are only happy and relaxed when your SO isn't at home.
Nativeanon hereDo you ever shit outside for fun? State gender
IMO dying alone unironically isnt even that bad. The real terror is dying (really just reaching middle age) without ever having passed through different social milestones and having had a real lover at all.
>>33930554>really hard to get out.get out of*
>>33930555Checked and you need more fiber
girls, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear in a french or italian accent?
>>33930535True, I would wear the sluttiest outfit possible and fuck literally everyone around.
>>33930547You're the only "F" response to say it's worse than settling, which is fascinating.
>>33930561The reason my shit is like that is because I ate too much fiber
>>33930562No. Fuck you.And fuck her for cutting her hair looking like a dyke.
>>33930555for shits n giggles
>>33930566Whatever I’m retarded
im so horny should i get a fwb or will i regret this as a woman
>>33930568Are you a hobo
>>33930573why are you so mad JH? is it because her hair is straight?
>>33930576Idk but I personally regret almost every interaction with moids
>>33930486>Do you guys/girls ever worry about dying alone? Will you "settle"? I was always of the feeling that marriage and kids were overrated but I think my body is beginning to force me to try and mate or something because the current feelings of longing are hitting hard, it's been quite difficult to push them down and pretend like I feel okay. I really hope this is just a phase but it's been months.I'm okay if a guy settles for me and I hope he doesn't cheat or lie to me.
I hate being ugly I hate my face I hate my body I can't look at myself in the mirror I hate mirrors, how can other people stand being close to me or having to look at me? I hate it when people look at meAND NO I'm not a tranny
>>33930575I wondered if that was you lol
>>33930587Is it still fascinating
>>33930580What is it with you dumb cunts assuming everyone is black?? And no I don’t care if someone’s hair straight or not.
>>33930583same but i really need dick
>>33930577No
>>33930575we are all a lil retarded. question: is the 're' a reply to the tardism or is it tardism a second time around?
>>33930486Im more worried someone would settle for me. Actually terrifying thought.
>>33930590but you are black>nooo im a blatinayou're black
>>33930589That wasn't me who said that, but I am just a little interested
>>33930591Just get a vibrator, horny bitch
>>33930593Ask the French >>33930596Ah
>>33930597fuck that shit this horny bitch wants a dick
>>33930589im the guy who said it was fascinating, I have no idea who you or anyone itt is. I just thought it was interesting to see
>>33930576If you've never had one then go get one but obviously take care of yourself and realize that it is nothing more than a release from stress and should be treated as such.I think such things are fine in moderation but when you get too lost in the sauce is when people start having mental breakdowns and question their lives.One thing to note is that, like with anything, making impulsive decisions is not a sound idea so be sure that you are doing this with a clear head. In man terms, go jerk off first before you commit to proposing some friends with benefits stuff with people.
>>33930600I hope you don't end up settling and meet someone gud
>>33930576I had one. Everyone told me it sounded like a bad idea. They were right.
>>33930594Why can't you accept that someone would actually like you or possibly be in love with you? Heal, so when someone loves you - you let them.
>>33930576Just don't do anything like this >>33930479
>>33930603this is what i needed to hear thanks anon ima just flick my bean instead of making a retarded decision like fwb
>>33930602Why?
it's a damn shame I can't share my cock with any horny femanon
>>33930604That would be cool
>>33930615I would definitely taste anf fuck you if I could :(
>>33930615i would take it but i was just told no fwb
>>33930576Most people can't separate sex from love. Seriously ask yourself if you think you can before pursuing a FWB/fuckbuddy.
>>33930611It is my pleasure to help, take care of yourself!
>>33930617I can see it happening for you.
>>33930621NTA but what's wrong with loving a fwb? I can't separate friendship from love and it's never made me unhappy
>>33930618life is pain>>33930619what about no friends, only benefits? just think of me as a sex toy and not as a person
>>33930628Damn bro have some self respect
>>33930626That’s funny i can’t see it at all
>>33930628>just think of me as a sex toy and not as a personbc im so horny this offer is tempting but i just know after i pleasure myself i would reread this and feel bad because you r a person!
>>33930629lol I've never had such a thing
>>33930609Of course I can accept that it's possible. It's just highly unlikely, I'm a very low value man. I'm prime real estate for a desperate lonely woman to say "eh, good enough" if she so desired. And the idea that it is largely motivated by avoiding a different state of being rather than a sincere affection/connection just makes me feel pointless. I'm just not a very trusting person.
>>33930631I get why, but I'm sure that could change.
>>33930635Cultivate some you fucker
>>33930639My vision?
>>33930642I feel like that's one of those things my parents would've taught me about if they were any good at their job (as parents)
>>33930644Ye
>>33930646Your surrogate big brother/dad Anonymous sez that since you know where they failed that you can now parent yourself, to an extent
>>33930647That doesn’t really make a difference
>>33930636What if someone met you and (unbeknownst to you), she actually liked you so much and felt such a strong connection that she literally waited years for the two of you to be 'that person' for each other. Would that change how you felt about the relationship as it blossomed?
Metal heads here, tell me your fave songs plsI need some need ones because I’m listening to the same ones over and over again now>arch enemy: the eagle flies alone>sally face: hallow and singular>vantavoid: burnFor example
>>33930653You'd be surprised, I think. You underestimate yourself
>>33930657What do you mean?
Met a girl at an event. She was there with her aunt, and after a while the aunt told me to look at how beautiful her niece is (she’s 23). We talked for a bit, and she was laughing at my jokes, but since it was a work-related event, I couldn’t really flirt properly. Before the event ended, she asked me for my “professional” Instagram.Now I’m wondering — should I text her, or does she just seem not that interested?
>>33930634you're just too nice
I had a panic attack and shat myself todayWomen, am I husband material?
>>33930670It happens. Yes! :) As long as you clean yourself asap and thoroughly (a lot of people surprisingly don’t…)
>>33930656Go to metal-archives.com and look up your favorite bands. You'll find other bands their musicians were part of, similar artists, plus reviews by users whose profiles contain other reviews so you can find use those as a proxy for recommendations when you find someone whose taste aligns with you.
>>33930650well I think i would need to read a book about that because I don't have any idea where to start I'm completely lost (in parenting and life)
>>33930670Really depends on the quality of stool sample from when you shat yourself. If you're healthy, the poop should pass easily but not be so soft it starts getting liquid. Women have no patience for shitlets.
>>33930656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dajBSESx91U>Dreams in the night, they're falling like rain>Dreams in the night, they drive me insane
>>33930661You think you can't change, but there's still things you have yet to experience, places you haven't seen, people you haven't met, etc.I felt similarly when I was younger
>>33929528Good luck, anon.
I'm the kind of pathetic man that starts dreaming about a girl if she's nice to me, even though I know she's just being a decent person and it means nothing.
>>33929572There are more male virgins than sluts
>>33930667If she asked for your ig she's definitely interested enough to talk to you more.
>>33930676Maybe It feels like the more I learn the more scared and dire it seems
>>33930673You should read the Enchiridion
I've accepted the fact that I don't need to be with anybody, is this when it's truly over?
Why do half of female chantards type in all lowercase?
>>33930656I’ll spare you the trouble and preface my post by saying that I have cringey tastehttps://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/9i0F0nocoPUhttps://youtu.be/pyLFltBQid0
>>33930687I'm sorry to hear that, but I remember feeling that way too. 25 to 27 was not fun for me
>>33930656>arch enemyTheir frontwoman is so hot
>>33930656The song I last felt like recommendinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxup7M0HmzE
>>33930696What made you feel better
>>33930709I saw this post before.
>>33930678>I'm the kind of pathetic man that starts dreaming about a girl if she's nice to me, even though I know she's just being a decent person and it means nothingMe too. I feel like we need more testosterone.
>>33930705Love and support from my family and a friend, and my newfound faith.I get a lot out of owning pets as well
>>33930713NTA. Good for you, anon.
>>33930656>>33930675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTPUWfRztnU>I have healed the broken wings of fallen angels and laid the wildest storms to rest>I have tamed the fury of a thousand oceans>All I've done is to fall asleep>A tribute to the dreaming>A hymn to the delusions that sometimes really feel like they're real>In the deepest slumber reality is blended with fantasies and things I've repressed>When I awake all the stories remain inside my head
So I met this girl online, she's like the leader of some nympho group or whatever, like a prostitution ring where men pay a little and she organizes a party. Basically a shit motel or cheap hotel with a big room, cheap snacks and alcohol, and she with her friends fucks with everyone invited. It was good, I fucked all of them multiple times, there were nearly the same number of guys and girls so it wasn't a boring sausage fest. Anyway, how's your day going?
fellow men, do women smile at you when you talk to them?
>>33929477sounds weird, my sis has never ever commented about my bf and we rarely if ever talk about relationship stuff because there are better things to talk about, like shared hobbies and nerdy stuff in general.
>>33930720sometimes, sometimes they just look bored
>>33930720Myes
>>33930713I’m glad things are better
>>33930580Not me, retard.
>>33930656f, my favourite song is heterosexuals have the right to rock.
>>33930715Thanks.
Do you eat the white part of the egg?
>>33930726Meeeee too. They had to get worse first, I thinkYou deserve the same; it's within your reach
>>33930731The chewy white part, not the crunchy white part.
https://youtu.be/wvsS8SxOdWM
I want a hamburger with a fried egg on it rn
>>33930692So that it's more believable when I want to be seen as a maleanon instead.
>>33930742Devilish
>>33930736I don't like the chewy part
>>33930692Chatroom general feature. It both makes them stand out and lets them signal that they're casual and unbothered.
>>33930720No :(
>>33930740you want dick
>>33930746God made it that way, and it was good. Now eat before I beat your ass.
>>33930720Usually, unless they're preoccupied or already having a shitty day.Older women are usually nicest to me.
>>33930731Imagine not eating egg whites.
>>33930732How much worse are they going to get
>>33930751I eat it but I don't like it
>>33930750I already have one between my legs. I didn't think that post left any room for interpretation
Are the skubtards gone now?
>>33930675>>33930694>>33930700>>33930717Thanks
>>33930755Hopefully not by much. Maybe a man could help
>>33930760Skub website
>>33930762Definitely
>>33930719>leader of some nympho groupAlso, I forgot the interesting part: she is married, and her husband helps her with her hobby. I dunno about other girls, but I guess some are, too. Their partners sure aren't insecure.
>>33930767I think I know one of those
>listening to risky nsfw russian flirting asmr againim so fucked...
>get late groceries>incredibly fucking pretty goth girl is there too>meanwhile I haven't showered yet and probably look like a bum
>>33930776There's a way to ensure this never happens anon-dono
>>33930775Is it in Russian or in English with a Russian accent?
>>33930775(You) in a few years >>33929498
>>33930776this always happenswhen I look my best. just from the barber, full suit, smelling incredible, there's never any girls to be seenthen I wear my comfy hobomaxx outfit and its 10/10 girls on every corner
>>33930562No, that's a bit too intimate. I'll do it for my man.
>>33930778You want me to shower and dress up just for the shoppe?
>>33930781russianim learning the language
>>33930562Girls with short hair are so hot
>>33930788How are you learning? I have been interested as well
>>33930775I love ASMR as a form of "brain massage", but I don't understand why people make it sexual.If anything, having tits on the screen makes it harder to fall asleep.
>>33930790Babble for the basicsRussian learning podcasts when I go on walksHelloTalk to talk with native speakers
>>33930791this, fucking hate how asmr became coomer bait
>>33930783>its 10/10 girls on every cornerI think that way regardless of how I look desu.
I shaved my armpits, they're very smooth right now
>>33930791>>33930800I don't get how you can listen to ASMR as anything but jerk off material.Anything else is such a waste of time and utterly uninteresting to me.>>33930788Why?
>>33930804Harlot.
>>33930804Next time shave your balls
>>33930800Most asmr makers are women, and whenever women become a majority in a field that field inevitably becomes coomerbait, since women always sexualize themselves
>>33930808nta but I hate doing that shit so much
>>33930804Welcome to the 21st century.
>>33930806why not? its good to know languages
>>33930806As I said, I use it as brain massage.You probably haven't experienced tingles yet, so you don't know what I'm talking about.
>>33930771Tell me about him
>>33930812The question very clearly meant "why Russian?">>33930816>yetI have been listening to ASMR for years and the noises things never did anything for me.At best it is irritating.
Why are reddit people so insufferable? What about the nature of reddit has attracted such tards?
WomenWhat would you think if you found out your bf had laser hair removal on his armpits?
>>33930790>>33930796Why are you doing it? It's a conservative shithole with boring girls who have low body counts. I mean, there are sluts and girls who had threesomes in high school, but the percentage is extremely small. And it's even worse when you're bi, all the gay stuff is basically underground. It's suffocating compared to LA.
>>33930821On one hand, twinsies and hair is gross. On the other hand, kind of gay.
>>33930819>The question very clearly meant "why Russian?"I think it sounds good and it has the bonus of learning a new alphabet tooI already know 3 languages atp
>>33930819>I have been listening to ASMR for years and the noises things never did anything for meNot everyone is capable of feeling tingles.It is a biological (probably genetic) thing.
>>33930826Everybody knows that.
>>33930822see>>33930825not everything has to be about getting girls
>>33930820Probably the upvote system
>>33930822>It's a conservative shithole with boring girls who have low body countsThat's how you know a post was writen by a woman!
>>33930822Lmao
>>33930822>It's a conservative shitholeTrue, but pointing out your opinion on the women is really weird in this context.>>33930825>I already know 3 languages atpI know four and I have been learning Spanish recently.Never would I learn Russian, but you do you. It's better than not learning anything.
>>3393081730, white, green eyes, kinda scruffy and long-haired, Christian, terminally online, supposedly has big hands and a deep voice, pretty broke but employed
>>33930840>Never would I learn Russiannoone asked you to. what is this discussion
>>33930844Why are you so triggered?
I really wish there was a way of getting pussy without having to interact with w*men
>>33930846you seem offended that someone is learning a language you dont like
>>33930820The upvote/downvote system makes people more likely to just speak in quips and catchphrases than actually have conversations with each other.Downvotes in particular encourage posters to shame those with dissenting opinions.The layout of that site is just godawful. It's so much worse on the eyes to me than something like this or just a regular forum. The nested reply chains on Reddit are an eyesore.
I got on the dating apps and found out I am capable of profiling men who were raised baptist or non-denominational or some other weird american religion. I have never been wrong. My likes are flooded with these men and they all look like pic rel. I don't like them they're weird.
>>33930847You can literally order a silicone pussy online and it'll feel better than the real deal
>>33930847graveyardshovel
>>33930822These are all good points, but as someone who learned a language from a broadly similarly conservative culture, the big thing to bear in mind is that we aren't going to actually become citizens of these nations. The homophobia sucks, the lack of sexual freedom sucks, and the conservatism fucking sucks. But it's not my problem. The country is full of women who adore Western men precisely BECAUSE we're feminists and LGBT and sexually free, and those women make themselves very available. And we don't need to deal with the conservatism for too long; we can go back home.
>>33930850Lol, how many of them drive trucks and wear baseball caps too
Tickle Me Elmo sex with JH
>>33930654yes but this is an "if i had wheels i'd be a bike" type of question. Nothing remotely similar to it has ever happened, it's in the real of absolute nonsense.
>>33930820Reddit is midwits who genuinely think they are smartNormie social media is retards who pretend to be smart even tho they themselves know they are retarded4chan is smart people who know being smart doesn't help you get pussy and is therefore worthless
>>33930855Its so crazy they literally have a phenotype. Every single one of them has the upturned nose blonde hair. In a part of the country that's 50% hispanic and largely creole french. How the fuck do you get born that way.
>33930857Bro has a pee fetish...
>>33930859All are filled with retards with low attention span, that is including you.
>>33930859>4chan is smart peopleoh you
>>33930850Interesting talent to have I guess
>>33930860small upturned nose blonde hair is very common in my cunt but it does not suit men lol.
>>33930841Sounds like a catch
>>33930860>How the fuck do you get born that way.WASPs are a thing. I've met so many of this exact guy, dudes who grew up going to the local Baptist Temple or Church of Christ or whatever
>>33930848No.
>>33930850>>33930855>>33930860>>33930868>>33930870I genuinely don't understand why women hate white men so much
>>33930869Psst: you caught him
33930876>t. looks like a woman and got triggered by the men with tiny noses commentkek
>>33930832I'm a guy. I still remember a party I had with my colleagues this year. We were all in our late 20s. We got drunk, played that game, and got a question about body counts. Theirs were extremely low, like one to three, mostly. When a girl said four, her bf next to her got a little sad because he thought it was too many. I was last, and mine was already in the triple digits, so I lied a bit.
>>33930876I'm replies 2 and 5, and I'm a white man.Nothing wrong with poking fun at Types of Guys.
>>33930876I'm cajun. They need to be dark white men.
Women, did you know that Gunna didnt send no bankroll to Thug?
>>33930882I've seen a nonzero amount of those guys who someone once very aptly described as "white hoteps," if that's more to your liking
>>33930881Yeah, but you know women genuinely don't like (you)r type, right? They aren't just poking fun.
>>33930888We wuz anglos
>>33930892what do women like?
>>33930893No like, "nubian princess, show me your interests" white guys lol>>33930892Who gives a fuck? It's just bants.
>>33930888>>33930893Wait lemme start again. We wuz dukes.
>>33930892There are handsome white men but there are also white ""men"" who look like this anon
>>33930896Not even they themselves know.But I know for certain that they don't like us.
>>33930850the will OD on fentanyl phenotype
>>33930899For this white man, it's we wuz revolutionaries n sheeit
>>33929682>your pic related is a real blonde with anorexia and insecure problemsStop, I already jerked off.And cute pic. I would love to keep her warm.
>>33930898>No like, "nubian princess, show me your interests" white guys lolI would keep it under wraps but this is me. Except I know my fucking Africa lore so it's more like Igbo princess/Luo princess (whatever)
>>33930903Or benzos, or coke, or amphetamines. If they survive that ordeal, they're usually stoners or alcoholics
>>33930877I put him in my pocket
>>33930896I like very pale white guys who are pointlessly argumentative and kind of silly
>>33930915>>33930918Humongous W
>>33930918passive aggressiveness, really?
id fuck a femboy desu
>>33930930me? uwu
>>33930934id creampie a femboy
>>33930918you are mentally ill
I farted and it smells bad but I already pooped twice
>33930917This person is irredeemably evil.
>>33930937i love the feel of hot cum inside me...
>>33930942He has schizophrenia. Forgive him, for he knows not what he does.
>>33930938No :(
>>33930943Cum is a similar temp to the vagina so you can't feel it.MANSPOTTEDKKKRREEEEOOOOWWWW
>>33930915Saving him for a rainy day?
>>33930918Hi I'm fat is that OK?
I am going to shower.
I’m hot but being hot literally does not help you get women. I’m tall too, still doesn’t matter. Being sociable and extroverted is the only thing that actually matters
WomenHow would you feel/think if your boyfriend intentionally doesn't include you in his hobbies?Like, it's all harmless shit like painting but he goes out of his way to hide them from you.
>>33930958You're not actually hot.
>>33930960I'd be kind of sad. I enjoy sharing things I love with my bf.
>>33930951Not very argumentative of you.
>>33930958>Being sociable and extroverted is the only thing that actually mattersWrong.Being extroverted while being ugly = being annoyingPersonality doesn't matter, it's all about how you look - but of course, if you don't actually interact with women you aren't going anywhere.
>>33930960NAGWhy would he?
>>33930965I disagree.
>>33930972This is not a Monty Python sketch.
>>33930964>>33930970he tells you "because you are a woman, and women find [x] cringe"
>>33930949Yea
>>33930975Yes it is.
>>33930967>Personality doesn't matter, it's all about how you lookWhy're women so shallow?
>>33930976I'd stab him.
>>33930976MThat's extremely gay of him
>>33930976Sounds like an incel or tradcuck.
>>33930977You wrote his username down, I hope
>>33930984>>33930986>>33930989Wrong.
>>33930994>I read a post on reddit where a woman did something, that means you're wrong about the way you areI genuinely hope you die alone.
>>33930991Yes
>>33930994>ifunny watermark
>>33930994as an introvert I can tell the guy is replaying this scene in his head over and over again since she's done it.this cant be recovered, the guy will doubt any and all interest a woman shows from here on out
Hypothetical, do you consider a girl a so-called mid-tier woman if she finds you being recognized (or even being semi-famous in small circles) attractive? Such as her attraction increasing whenever she sees other men coming up to you to shake your hand and generally "showing respect"?
>>33931000
>>33930997>I use an example of something pretty much every woman does>you say the example isn't valid because of the sourceOk.
>>33931007>Every womanYeah you're gonna die alone. I'm not even wishing it on you.
>>33931007It isn't "valid" because it is a made up story on reddit. Hating women because of fiction some dude wrote on reddit is retarded. You're unpleasant.
>>33930994Can the men on this board stop scaring themselves with the creative writing posts from Reddit
>>33931012>made up story on redditWhy did he make up a story on the internet? I think you're too paranoid.
>>33930994Oh so you are the incel, unsurprising.
>>33931007What's the going rate for troll farm posting these days?
>>33931020>Why did he make up a story on the internet?NTAPeople do that all the time, there are many reasons, but most are not morally good.
You retards really think women are angels descended from heaven who are incapable of doing anything wrong, and that a woman find LEGOs cringe must be a fake made-up story?
>retards having a meltdownAight, time to so something else until they're bored and leave.
>>33931029Everything posted on reddit is fake and gay.
>>33931029I thought women wanted men to build something.
Hello my precious little hormonal creatures known as fems
>>33931034I'm not even talking about that post specifically, I'm talking about sharing your hobbies with a woman.
>>33931038Only if it's Chad the one building it, otherwise its boring and cringe.
>>33930958This is real. I turn down hot dudes all the time. I have a crush on a fat bald man currently and all my friends are mad about it kek
>>33931042Ok, chadsexual incel.
>>33931034I repeat this to myself at least once a day. It is almost like I can hear it.
>>33931040>I'm talkingNo one cares.
ANYWAY, moids do you like neck kisses? It looks really hot.
>>33931052I prefer to give them but yes, neck kisses good.
Well, now I know I should NOT share my interests with this girl i'm currently talking to.Thanks you all for making this clear to me.
>>33930999B)
>>33931052F but every man I've given neck kisses to has melted into a puddle some of them even moan hehe
>>33931063Stacy
>>33931062They are hearts.
>>33931052Yes, huge fan. I also prefer giving them, though, since I’m Dracula
>>33931052i dont really care either wayi wanna try showing w a girl. wash her hair and comb it for her.
>>33931065Tru>>33931071I jerk off to this lol
>>33931068It's because, I'm Dracula bitchDon't got a problem smacking a bitchKidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit'til I grab them throats and start smacking them shits
>>33931014Their inability to discern obvious self-gratifying falsehood posts is what dooms them. Any person looking for validation of their deeply unregulated fears will overlook all critical thinking to have them validated.
Only Chad gets to call me that
>>33931063cute
>>33931074its not really a sexual fantasy for me but i get why one could enjoy it that way, yeah
It smells like balloons in here.
>>33931052Giving or receiving? Yes to both.
>>33931086Clowns? Hippies?
>>33931067?
>>33931052Getting played with my neck makes me lose all control.Especially being scratched with sexy nails and kissed.It's how you can disarm this large troll.
Women, how do you feel about prostitution? Do you respect women that choose to go on Onlyfans or become escorts and such so they can avoid working regular jobs?
>>33931106>Women, how do you feel about prostitution? Ew.>Do you respect women that choose to go on Onlyfans or become escorts and such so they can avoid working regular jobs?No, I think selling your body is disgusting.
>Be jacking off>Someone rings the doorbell right as I finish>Have to pull my pants up without doing my usual amount of post-fap cleanup>Finish talking to the guy at the door and sit back down>Check underwear >Small amounts of cum continued to leak out of my dick and make small stains in it>Now a cute black woman with no tits and a nice ass is banging on my window demanding to huff itLife is rough.
>>33931052No. I dont like anything that feels intrusive or makes me feel in any way vulnerable/exposed. I can do it to someone else fine.
>>33931106Doesn't affect me bc I'm a neet. It has just shown how pathetic men are imo.
Women actually don’t approach wtf :(
>>33931062Cool
>>33931106>how do you feel about prostitution?Sad that some people have to do it. If it isn't due to bad circumstances then I'm neutral, it's kind of shocking that someone would do it for money but not as shocking as someone being willing to pay for it.>Do you respect women that choose to go on Onlyfans or become escortsRespect as humans? Yes. Admire? No.
I want your custard bun
>>33931106I'm too bored to find links from the nordic model website, pls do it yourself
>>33931122You said you were worried about me thinking you're uncool but I can pretty much promise you I'm at least as uncool
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there is this guy that has been sorta my friend? he is pretty nice to me but i just get the feeling he likes me, like, when i talk about a guy friend of mine he gets very mad and sad, he makes random comments about how x thing i do is cute, asked me to go to the movies with him like, 3 times already... i said no on all the times.... how do i reject him without being mean? i like his friendship
>>33930627Situationships exist as a concept because someone in a FWB wants to be more than fuckbuddies, and the result is a toxic, one-sided relationship that is emotionally damaging.
Men should approach first and I will die (alone) on this hill
>>33931160*approaches you**gets your number**cries internally because you never text me back*
>>33931160But women are the approachers naturally
>>33931160MOnly on this website is this a hot take. I hope, at least. Maybe I'm out of touch
>>33931164On what planet?
>>33931171on Uranus LMAO FUCKING DESTROYED
>>33931164Troon moment
>>33931160But not all men, right? Only the ones you like.
>>33931172The one time a woman approached my anus, an alarm bell in my brain that I didn't know I had began to ring, and the label beneath it read>! YOU GETTIN RAPED !
>>33931110>No, I think selling your body is disgusting.Most work is selling your body in a way.
>>33931154>asked me to go to the movies with him like, 3 times already... i said no on all the times....MIt genuinely sucks to suck, but you're gonna have to be more direct if he's unable to take a hint.
>>33931176ALL men. And if a woman doesn't like you, take the rejection gracefully and move on.
>>33931106>OnlyfansFear not the woman who can sell her body to 1 man, 100,000 times. Fear the woman who can sell her body to 100,000 men one time.
>>33931184he is one of the only people i talk to at all, also he owns a gun and that scares me a bit lmao
>>33931188>take the rejection gracefully and move onI agree, but I wish women would just say "no" instead of being too afraid to reject me to my face and do it via ghosting.>but I could get beat up for rejecting a strangerI know, I just don't want to be put in that category of man.
Men,any reason you'd text a woman how she is after like 10+ years of not talking to one another? Never been romantic or intimate, just friends.
>>33931197Yeah, sex. It usually works. And if it doesn’t they still like to hang out and catch up. It’s a win-win for everyone.
>>33931197Maybe something happened in my life that made me nostalgic and think of wherever we knew eachother from, work or school.
