ha! I get it.
>>2279323that dude will feel sore for days.
>>2279325what a slut
Why are deer cute?What is the purpose of seeming cute to humans in nature?
>>2280552Ever hear someone say "You're so cute I could just eat you up"?
>>2280552Why are all baby animals cute except human babies?
>>2279187Size comparison of deer
>>2280556my ex used to say something like that
>>2280619What would happen if you crossed 15 with 9?
>>2280619There's a ram and antelope in there. Deer don't have horns
>>2280558I wonder the same
I'd fuck one of those
>>2280666>Deer ever = ponyPls go
>tfw no deer>tfw no deer and also no deer gf
>>2280648The duiker dies from internal bleeding.
>>2283093How about the other way round?15 is the doe and 9 the male.Would the offspring be adequately sized or wouldn't she even notice it when she actually gives birth to it?
>>2281143He's not wrong, I literally just came from there.
>>2283175>literally just came from there ;^DDDD
You want to fuck deer, son?
>>2283246>mr. hunter, I'm forest
>>2283267>that taste...>THE TASTE OF A LAIR
Deer are so cute. No wonder they call them Cutaneous Fibromas.
>>2280647>tok>tok >tok >tok >tok >to-kswishhhh>takkattatakkattatakkatta>THUD!
>>2283267I'd lick that deer.
Well, well, I say the ladies are mighty fine in here...
>>2283246a shame that this is a shoop
Deer are pretty great
If I was a furfag I definitely would surround myself with pretty deer ladies.
>not a single instance of deer head exploding webmfurfaggotry goes to /trash/>>228061915 is extinct right
Is /k/ here already?
>>2286525>>2286574you can find /k/ in the main deer thread: >>2276921
>>2280552Less likely to get killed by humans if humans think you look cute.
Say you filed your tax return wrong or something and you ended up legally married to a deer for ten years. What type would you choose bearing in mind you'd legally have to take her out and such like in that Johnny Bravo where he railed that antelope.
My mind says no but my penis says yes
>>2280619What the fuck is 15? Didn't know there was anything bigger than moose
for some reason...they just look so fuckable. Their body just somehow looks really reminiscent to girls. fuck me holy such a creep
>>2287230I'm pretty sure it's an Irish Elk, an extinct species. Wikipedia says they were on average 2.1m at the withers which would fit the image.
>>2287521>Irish Elk, an extinct speciesFucking hell.I bet they're extinct because faggots kept wanting the huge antlers on their walls.Why must fucking greedy idiots always fuck up things for everyone.
>>2287531They went extinct before walls were invented m80.
>>2286887Complete this sequence:2, 6, 7, 9, , , , , ,...
Deer are almost like seals. They are wild animals that can be too comfortable and trustful towards humans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLEt4IBLIYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkbnZSC4vOwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jy4rKb4vGo
>>2287391It's because if you're ever out on the trail alone and you're not careful a deer will try and sleep with you. They're filthy creatures.
I guess this guy would get all the ladies.He has the biggest badge a deer warrior could have but then again most female deer will probably not enjoy the smell.>tfw you're doing everything right and still fail
>>2287688Deer don't sleep with people
You guys live near deer?Fuck deer. So obnoxious
>>2287870>Fuck deer.that's the dream
>>2287693I thought deer were retarded towards people because people feed them?
>>2287787He probably starved to death unless he managed to get untangled.
>>2287903judging by the condition of his buddy in the antlers he did just fine since that shit obviously is there since a while and he still looks ok.also, they have really strong neck muscles, it's tiring but he can manage
I want to have an interaction like this.
>>2288099Just go to your nearest deer center
>>2288099Isn't that a threat display?
>>2288147you look a little lost here
>>2288145Actually from a deer perspective what they're doing is being busy shitting on each others authority in a rude way......in that stomping ground
>>2287608>That look she gives you when you come home smelling of lure.
>>2288227>>2287608dillie is love
Happy nude deer
>>2289452why does it look like that
The guy who was lead artist and did all backgrounds of Bambi died 30 december
>>2289984Sounds like something you say on 1st of January while having a cold
Fuck that noise, I think deer are cute and beautiful.
>>2287531>being an uneducated "animal lover"you people need to be gassed
>>2284852Despite wearing a body suit darren still chose to wear a bra underneath. Lol.
>>2291576his manboobs are too heavy
>>2283152Usually the size of the offspring is determined by the mother. If the smaller one was the doe, they would have smaller offspring, whilst if it is the other way around like you mention then the offspring would be larger.
>>2286574Fucking hell, I did not really need to know does can orgasm. It only fuels my dick even more now.
>>2292806>>2292774I'd shit myself if I saw a buck shedding it's velvet, especially if its fresh since that turns into a blood bath.
>>2287391It's the hooves, they look like stilettos. Does also walk shaking their asses like women.
I'm just going to post some cool shit, hope no one minds the hunting aspect but the first one is a shed.
>>2292811Plus you can put your whole hand in their mouth and they just stand there.
>>2280558Someone answer this please. I need to know.
>>2280552They have large eyes for seeing at night. Babies are born with adult size eyes, so items with larger than normal eyes appear cute. Disney found out how to make money off this. People don't realize why they think its cute, they just feel it on an instinct level. When you hurt a "cute" thing, humans will react just like songbirds trying to scare off a hawk
>>2293374If you find a tame deer stick your hand in their mouth. They don't bite you. They just sort of hang around till you get right to the back of their mouth. It really works.
>>2292626Pretty much every mammal can orgasm, dude.
>>2293481I already knew I had this fetish but it has just been exacerbated.
>>2293481Why the fuck would I want to stick my fist into a deer's mouth?
>>2292626Uh, you don't actualy believe that post happened, do you?As for orgasms all mammal females have a clitoris, for some, it's embedded deep in the lower wall of the vagina.The only documented female orgasms are from bestiality anecdotes so.. it's not very researched.
>>2293810Hand. To see if they are dehydrated plus it's a cool thing to have done.
>>2293812They should research this scientifically. It would be good to know if that's what drives them to mate or it's just all instinct. Wouldn't like to be an assistant in that study though.
>>2293856They don't have to have an orgasm to desire mating, see human females.
>>2293810Think anon, what else could you put in there?
>>2293960a salty cracker because deer love salt
>go out>see thisWhat do
>>2294430I'd raise that weird little foal and then sell the milk.
has anyone ever tried deer milk?I mean cows are distantly related to them so what could possibly go wrong!if it's some good shit they should definitely breed some huge ass udder deer for comparable output results.
>>2294430Raise it and make it become huge and strong and then ride it into battle.
>>2294430Leave it alone because its mother put it there and will be back soon.
>>2294527That shit meme again.
>>2294529But that's usually what it is.
>>2294532Then you should get in contact with the real life again since fawns like this usually are NOT alone and when the mother is not in a distance of less than a couple feet the mother is FUCKING DEAD.Fawns do not stroll away on their own very far, neither do does leave their young behind. Again, if you see one like that without any mother around, it is pretty much certain that a car got the mother, a hunter shot it or some animal had breakfast.
>>2294493You've got no idea. I only had it right out the deer so it might taste different when it's been pastured and frozen.
>>2294702Having that stuff bottled might be handy since I guess carrying around a doe just for some beverage here and there might be a bit cumbersome
>>2294713They can walk themselves most of the time. You'd have to carry doe food or they won't make any though
>>2294750No dough no doe, huh? I already suspected a doe has her price.
>>2294955Does are all gold diggers. They just lay there all erotic like and lick their eyeballs while you bust your ass pulling in some serious wheat.
>>2294955>>2295181so, do you guys have the dosh or not?that milk is not cheap and if you want to cheap the fuck out, just ask the fucking cow next door you cheap fucks.
i want to pet a deer
>>2295217>tfw they're kinda rare here>tfw had a chance once but didn't pet because fear of rabies
>>2295203You've clearly never had a deer wife.
>>2295230>tfw paid to look after a massive deer for 48 horse>didn't even breathe in her mouth or I'd lose all the monty
>>2293481>not sticking your dick inside a deer's mouth
>>2295255What did he mean by this?
>>2295257I eat cannibals
>>2279325Fucking cuck shit delet this
>>2293434Wow. We truly animalistic. We just think we're better bc we have porn and football.
They're too fucking adorable.
If you met a deer that really liked you could you convince them to let you ride them around?
>>2295990They'd collapse under you.
>>2295217Go to japan and visit nara. The deer at the parks are so accustomed to humans that they literally walk up to toursits and press their heads to your palm knowing they get scritchies, pettings and deer crackers (sold nearby for 150 yen/10 pancake sized crackers).If you stick around till late at night the deer will sleep by your feet as you pet them into slumber.
>>2296076I'm only 70lbs
>>2296168>I'm only 70lbs
>>2296168>>2296176Then it would probably still try to get you off her/his back, Mr. Skeleton.
>>2296168Holy crap, are you 5'4'' or something? Get some meat on those bones mr skeletal.
>>2296647I'm 4'9" It's a healthy weight for my frame.
I saw a little doe today. She was just chewing out in the snow. Tried to chase her but don't know where she went.
>>2297072That's beyond manlet. That's horrid little goblin tier.
>>2296653>he's shorter than Danny Devito
>>2297383Not by much though.
>>2296653how old are you?
>>2297545well if you weren't underage you would've been able to give a number with nothing to lose
>>2297549I'd rather he be underage than a dwarf
>>2293856>>2293858Most female animals don't get to desire mating. They just kind of get jumped and then it's all over. Only rhino females seem to be into 60 minute men.
>>2291480>Are you kidding me? I'm blind!
>>2297577>I know nothing about animal biology, reproduction, or sexual pleasure in general the post
>>2297578I think dillie can still see a bit
>>2287531>20 year old Irish hunter"o'Connor, can ye fokin beleve it?!? We probably got the last Elk in Ireland!!!">80 year old irish man sitting>Swirls his glass and looks sadly up at his trophy. "I can't believe it was the last one..."
>>2298380Dillie the doe. Could call her Dill Doe for short.
>>2299049they even have that universal Justin hairstyle