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i like ducks
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Female duck master race.

Who cares if males are colorful when they're evil and not near as pure as these qts?
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>posting inferior horizontally-oriented ducks
How can any other duck compete?

Stand-up ducks > common plebian ducks
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That duck is literally flawless. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Can you actually have a pet duck? As in, he will let you pet him and play with him and you could keep him roaming in your house? And can you befriend older ducks too?
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Anybody got a non-ant version of this gif?
they're not really indoor animals, they shit a lot like all birds and duck shit is quite a lot of shit compared to chicken or parrot shit. You can give them diapers but this only works so well because because the sheer volume of shit means you have to change every other hour.

keeping them outdoors you'll need to provide protection from predators (even in a city environ there can be coyote packs) and a swimming pond you'll have to clean duck shit out of regularly. one or two ducks can get by with a tub.
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Fudgie and the ducks

<< Quack! >>
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>newborn bird
>ugly as fuck

>newborn duck
>softest, fluffiest, and cutest shit you'll ever see

>Implying owls are birds
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There are two varieties of babby birds. Ones that are born independant (most of them are like this), and ones likes ducks, chickens, geese etc whose offspring can walk around and eat by themselves. Those are the cute ones, as they're already developed enough to function by themselves mostly, the rest aren't.
Good. Hobos don't have the means to take properly care of a pet.
I was going to make my own thread to ask

I have three ducks, they live in my yard
they eat duck food, swim in a bath and walk around quacking

but they do this persuliar thing, they all run up to a window and just peck at it, sometimes for hours
no bugs on the window, and if you come up to the window they run away (quack quack quack)

I just don't get it
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So you fucking stop when they cross the street.

Being cute is now the evolutionary key to survival in a human dominated world. Other non-duck dinosaurs are massive retards just drawing out their inevitable extinction. One bolide was not enough.
>Being cute is now the evolutionary key to survival in a human dominated world
it's sad, but true (kinda)
It shouldn't be.

>wanting an ecology where the evolutionary trends are directed by 14 year old katy perry fans
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>buy duck from tractor supply
>never shits in my bed
>Follows you around
>I love you TJ. I hope you're enjoying your life at the nice hipster jew vagan farm
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is a duck a bird or a fish
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>ignore my fat neck
>bad angle
>im also fat
runner ducks!!1!
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American Wigeon
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Ring-necked Ducks and a Hooded Merganser
Safety first
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Not real ducks, but still pretty duck.
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Ringed Teals are my fav. I love to watch them in the tropics house at my local zoo.
Good taste. Ruddy ducks are pretty cool too
I hate muscovy ducks they are the biggest cancer within ducks.

Wish we had more mallards or mottled ducks here in Florida.
RIP my three bantams that got eaten by a fox

I miss watching you try to climb up stairs
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I went to the park today to feed ducks and this afro guy would keep eating out of my hand. He even let me touch his hair. I've never gone to feed ducks with proper duck seed, so it was pretty cool to see how much these guy liked it. 4 bucks well spent.
yeah. hell even animal oriented communities like this have a ton of people who only give a shit about the "cute" animals like cats and dogs
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Why do some Muscovies look sweet and kind yet others look like mean dragons
is it true that they have crazy corkscrew dicks
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Daffy Duck
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Donald Duck
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It's a hybrid of both
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Hell yeah
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It's called a tufted duck
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I thought Daffy was a merganser, because of the white collar
Red breathed merganser
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Wiki says he's this


Agreed. Avian niggers.
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>very long, flat, narrow bill
>raised hairstyle feathers
Looks more like Duckman
Looks like a judge, pianist, or one of our four-fathers.
He fought for the duck independence against the 'Parliament of Great Swan Lake'. They tried to overly take the ducks for bread, crackers, and aquatic plants.
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Ducks in Detroit
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