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Bed bugs - what do?
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burn your bed

that's all you can do.
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Wasn't there an Anon that made himself toxic to bedbug by taking horse medicine?
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Don't let 'em bite ya!
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Burn it asap. Also check your walls and skirting boards for any hiding. If they're in the walls call an exterminator.
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>>2319202
There was also an anon that was an incredibly high tolerance alcoholic that supposedly when they'd bite them they'd die
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>>2319202
Just keep a full medicated horse in your bed.
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>>2319346
Instructions unclear, medicated horse with viagra, woke up with a bleeding asshole
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>>2319380
holy fucking reddit
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>>2319143
kill bed
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>>2319143
Burn everything, naked bath in acid, walk to store naked, buy one outfit, move to different country, assume new identity, sleep with one eye open

Only then will you manage to get away
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>>2319550
Wrong there IS no getting away, they have eyes everywhere
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>>2319346
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>>2319143
diatomaceous earth

diatomaceous earth EVERYWHERE
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>>2319612
this, make yourself bait, bedbugs crawl through d. earth, die, you win
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>>2319143
Cry. Throw some shit away only to realise they also infested some other shit you didn't throw away. Cry some more. Understand that you can literally never invite anyone into your room or possibly even your house. Plan moving only to find out it wouldn't accomplish shit.

Or this >>2319612
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>>2319143
Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Get a steamer, fill that sucker up, and start spraying every seam on your mattress, your bed frames, in power sockets, under the baseboards along the walls in the affected room, and then lay down diatomaceous earth everywhere. Then start throwing any clothing left around your mattress into the dryer, run them for at least 30 minutes, or at least until they're almost too hot to handle. Got curtains near your bed? Check those fuckers, and even if they look clean, toss them into the dryer too.

But what if they come back? Instead of diatomaceous earth, start laying minefields of Cimexa, even bedbugs that have adapted to DE can't handle it; it's synthetic silicate, and it dries them the fuck out very quickly.

https://www.amazon.com/CimeXa-Insecticide-ounces-bottle-Rockwell/dp/B0085HRWI8

After all this horribly inconvenient, time consuming and obnoxious shit, periodically spot check previously affected areas for the next month, and make sure that any laundry or linens stay far away from the old hot spots.

Also, don't bother fucking around with bedbug sprays, the stuff that's available to consumers is 99% dogshit.
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i did the horse wormer route

was a $7 solution after 3 years of trying every other method a spending thousands
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Me? I use cancer. Nuke that shit with solar radiation.
One day under God's beautiful yellow sun my oily bed sheets and mattress became fresh as flowers.
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>>2319612
I didn't have a full blown infestation, but this worked. Dismantled the bed frame and placed it on and around the frame and the area where I put my laundry.
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Move into a hotel. They'll eventually die of starvation.
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>>2320897
After 2 years
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Bite them back
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>>2319692
>Moving won't work
It will, just need to trash anything you can't fit into a washer and dryer or leave in a hot garage for 6 months after it's been sprayed with chemicals
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>>2319143
Could pic related work?
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>>2319143
Let them crawl up your asscrack at night
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Nuke from orbit
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>>2319380
Reddit fag
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>>2320897
Kek 2 years without eating m8. These things are straight from hellsgate
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>>2321056
That would work great!
Once you destroy your infested mattress because you accidentally caught it on fire and now you need a new bug free one to sleep on.
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>>2321056
Except they often stay in the walls, under the furniture, etc..

You are fucked once you see them its too late.
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Bump
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>>2321209
Okay retard obviously the implication is that the mattress doesn't catch fire.

End your genetic lineage.
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Kill yourself

t. a person whose had bedbugs for years and paid an exterminator and they STILL CAME BACK

they are intelligent, we lost
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>>2319202
I tried this by being an alcoholic and my bf is an opiate addict. Neither seem to work
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>>2320970
>>2321181
Listen to me. They cannibalize. They do it with no consequence. Forensic scientists can extract your DNA from a bedbug. I don't know how long the blood can last in your body but I bet its like 5 months or some shit because bedbugs are from fucking hell.

Bring back DEET fuck bald eagles and birds
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>>2321502
My ex gf and I got bite one day, multiple times at multiple places in ony night.
It was an appartment she just moved in.
The whole fucking building was infected. Exterminator came, nothing changed. Finally she kept all of her things In garbage bags and stored them for 2 years in a locker. Had to rebuy E.V.E.R.Y.TH.I.N.G from scratch. If you do keep something you are not going to sleep at night, you will only thing about these discustings little bugs draining your blood.
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> ctrl+f permethrin

lol idiots. permethrin is the answer. diatomaceous earth helps too tho
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Bake it.
Then it's your breakfast




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