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itt stereotypes about owners of certain dog breeds
i will start
>maltanese dog/york- young family with young children
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>>2561442
>Labrador/golden retriever
>Upper middle class white family with two children (one male one female), blonde hair runs in the family, they have a fenced in backyard and live in a two story house.
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>>2561442
>Rottweiler
>Well-to-do black family
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>>2561442
>shitbull
>meth addicted niggers and white trash, mexican cholos
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>bichon
>white old lady
>already widowed
>visited by one of her sons on weekends.

>pitbull
>person who can not handle a pitbull
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>>2561455
american dream ;_;
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what type of person owns a weim?
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>>2561442
>border collie
>either sheep farmer OR suburban woman who is passionate about dog training and has her dogs in agility/other dog sport
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>>2561455
I met one of those dogs and families doing tree work before hurricane Irma. All exactly as you described. The dog was a long hair golden lab and would walk around meeting different people and sit to watch people work. It seems like stereotypes have some basis in reality.
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>shih-tzu
>older women with hoarding issues
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>Dalmatian
>Lower-middle class family afraid of everything and have conservative views.
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>poodle
>snobby French woman
or
>duck hunter
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>any type of mixed breed mutt
>poor people who probably shouldn't even be raising a dog in the first place
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What about general pet stereotypes?

One cat:
>VERY average person

Two to four cats:
>White girl Youtuber who also browses Tumblr
>Watches anime
>Probably a furry
>Likes to read cult books

More than four cats:
>Crazy old lady that lives alone

Eagle, osprey, hornbill, hawk, owl, crow, raven, magpie, vulture, condor, secretary, falcon:
>Middle aged bulky white man
>Wears a beret
>Has a wife and two children
>Hunts own food
>Lives in a cold country

Toucan, cockatoo, large macaw:
>Woman in her 25s
>Skinny
>Soft voice
>Overall nice looking

Chicken, turkey, duck, muscovy, goose, ostrich, rhea, emu, stork, egret, crane, peafowl, quail, partridge, Guinea fowl, pheasant:
>White mann in his 40s
>Has light colored eyes
>Lives in the American South
>Probably wears jeans or overalls all the time
>Hunts gators in the swamp and deer in the woods
>Likes to fish

Lizard, turtle, tortoise, frog, snake, spider, large insect, land crustacean:
>Weird but cool guy
>Likes rock and metal
>Most of his diet is made out of snacks
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GSD
>Fatass fud who LARPs as a militia member innawoods
>Trains his dog based on what animal planet celebrities have recommended
>Teaches the dog commands in fucking German and mispronounces them.
>Dog is poorly socialized because master is a shut-in 5 days a week and neurotic because it's left at home alone 12 hours a day.

>Weak, nervous, thin young woman
>Wants a tough-looking dog for protection
>Encourages dangerous antisocial behaviors thinking this will make the dog a better guardian
>Future roastie who hates children. Laughs when it snarls or growls at other people's kids.
>Hasn't read a single book since the last Harry Potter novel and tweets images of every meal she eats with her face taking up half the image.
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>husky
>furfag or obsessed with wolves
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Borzoi
>perfect example of a chad
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>>2561566
hipster hunters
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>Doberman
>intimidating human being with a pretty cool house and lots of military paraphernalia, beer and pub snacks
OR
>city dwelling white woman that kills her dogs with treats, cuddles and poor training
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>>2561846
ok

>spiders/sneks
mealheads

>amphibians kept without fish
great people
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Siberian Husky
>normie who wants an exotic, exciting meme animal - but not too exotic
Wolf Hybrid
>same sort of normie but with some kind of learning disability that causes them to pursue childish ideas of coolness into adulthood
Alaskan Malamute
>level-headed individual who appreciates arctic breeds but has done enough research to go for the one that's less of a spaz
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>>2561955
based
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Husky/malamutt/halfwolf
Special snowflake owner, male or female, attention seeking and very lonely. Will fucking loose their dog within a year because they're irresponsible.
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>>2561777
Trips of truth right here.
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>>2561578
Try again
>border collie
>white girl in her 20s
>parents probably pay for her apartment
>wants a pretty dog
>zero work and minimal training
OR
>40+ white woman
>rescues broken collies from girls and does agility
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>seeing eye dog

usually a blind person
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>>2561966
I am not a metal head. I do play keys in two bands though.
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>the mighty dachshund
>a man of culture
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>>2561841
>hating on based mutts
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>>2561777
>>2561841
Oh dear.
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>dachshund

>lonely male metrosexual
>socially retarded
>rich spoiled people own them
>old lady that treats them like gods and never trains them
>major catch phrase is "oh theyre so friendly, they dont bite"

Spoiler alert, they totally do
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>>2562106
My dad had a border that he herded cows with, smart af. Loved carrides,balls and watching tv...i miss that doge, old age got the best of him sadly
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What about chow-chow?
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>>2561957
OMG this.
And weims are Fucking insane I hate being around them
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>>2562442
WTF Weims are whatever you want them to be (family dog, watch dog or hunting dog)
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>Chihuahua
>Cannot/shoudn't have a dog, but got one anyway. Thinks it's not a problem if the dog is mad because "it's so small it can't hurt anyone"
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>>2561777
Christopher Walken
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curious about pinscher
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>>2561841
Yes because favoring dogs that are natural and sport healthier gene-pools is for fucking plebs.

You're a fucking inbred and it didn't do you any good did it?
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>>2562626
>he thinks race-mixing is healthy
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>>2562106
I know one of the former, she got a collie pup, did an absolute SHIT job raising it and had to get rid of the poor thing
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>>2562642
Think what you will, it's proven.
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>>2562111
OH FUCK
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>>2562591
Well I've only been around indulgent, lazy owners. These dogs are high energy and like I said, insane. Cute, but insanely high energy
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>>2562642
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>>2561963
Shiit. My friend to a t.
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>>2562222
The little dog in the picture looks so cute!!! It looks like it has a beard and its ears look like little pigtails! Sorry, I just had to say this. I love little long haired dogs with floppy ears! They ignite a warm and happy feeling in my stone cold heart <3
Oh and the big one is cute too.
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Saluki
>qtp2ts
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>>2561507
Mostly nigs
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>>2561846
>have two bearded dragons
>fit all of the criteria
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ITT: self-centered americans whos life perception is based on the nearest walmart demographic or trashy reality series

It's like half of you really think everyone on Earth looks and behaves the same as your little suburban bubble. How about some /trv/ and an open mind?
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>>2562950
why are third world faggots so insecure about america?
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>>2562826

I want to fuck that.
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>>2563054
hope ure talking about gemma desusenpaitachi if u are then same
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>>2563029
This. Why do they fucking chime in about not being from the country that has a flag on the moon. "Look at me I want you to know I'm not from america herp derp imma special snowflake"
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>>2562950
Tell us the stereotypes of dog breeds in your country then, or do you just want to act triggered?
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>>2561442
Hello Clarice, it's good to see you again.~
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>>2562950
>generalizes a large country known for being a melting pot of different cultures
>have an open mind guys!!!
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>>2561566
photographers
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>>2562950
Get out of here Pajeet
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>>2562950
I'm not American and most of these still apply where I live so I dunno why you're being such a sperg about it unless you're from Mexico or India and not used to people having anything but pariah mutts chained up in their yards
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>dog
single woman who fucks dogs
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>>2563324
this anon
>Gullible enough to unironically believe the memes
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>beagle
>loud blue collar family
>doesn’t bother to keep their dog on a leash and keeps it in a fenced yard
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>>2561846
Lizard owner and more than four cat owners here. Can confirm both of these to be true.
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>>2563349
This sounds cozy.
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>>2561455
I have dreams of this, but in which I am the dog.
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>English Mastiff
>Paranoid single career woman who thinks this lumbering beast is at all capable of protecting her and her kids from baddies
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>American Eskimo dog with clean eyes
>well to do Asian family

>goldfish
>cute squirky beta white girl
OR
>Chinese

>ONE pigeon
>10/10 manic pixie dream girl, marry her
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>>2563805

I masturbated six times to this. You have given me an enormous amount of pleasure, thank you.
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>>2561455
nah labs are cute as shit and are playfull.
I call mine piggyboy.
t- from a working class famalam
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>>2561846
these are more like oddly specific/vivid descriptions rather than stereotypes...
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>>2561951
Yeah.
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>samoyed
>a guy that likes to make sweaters every winter from dog fur
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>>2562111
Underrated
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>>2562642
>have a mix (some sort of terrier, we hope not but he looks like he has some Chihuahua)
>took him maybe a few months to learn to take you to the door when he wants to go outside/walk (holds in his pee/poo until hes outside)
>calm, but energetic when you play with him
>good with other dogs won't bark unless other dog is being too aggressive
>good with people, first thing he does when he sees a person is he sniffs there legs and wants to lick them
>he barks but only when someone walls through the door and even then it's just 1 like get your attention bark

Meanwhile
>Sister gets a dog (Pure Bread Bull Terrier)
>almost 2 and still shits and pisses in the house with no warning
>chases his tail to Fuck its almost all scabs
>jumps on other people or dogs regardless of who they are
>runs around non stop with no regard for what he hits or knocks over as long as the Sun is up
>barks/makes noise non stop when he wants something ie; go in a certain room or just wants something off the counter

To be fair my sister cant raise a dog to save her life ("Kennel training" for her is keeping the dog in the cage whenever she doesnt wanna deal with him) so its not all on the dog.

Pic related is bojangles on Christmas
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>Dachshund
>Janitor that does it for free
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>Bealear
>SHUT THE FUCK UP RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2564258
>Beagle
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>>2562950
>STOOOOOP HAVING FUN :(((
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>>2564176
Bojangles looks confused and uncertain
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>>2562950
>O B S E S S E D
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>>2561455
100% accurate.
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>>2561846
What if I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, 1 cockatoo and 1 hamster?
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>>2562139
This.

Also,
>older white women who want a small yet energetic companion

Dachshunds are objectively the best.
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>>2561455
Wtf
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>>2564348
Are you a young white male that lives on a farm or in a large house, by any chance?
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Someone do shiba
Preferably an owner of an older shiba (like 8+ years). That's when the doge craze started iirv
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>>2564438
23yo white male who lives in a big house with a big backyard, yeah
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Anyone want to do me? I have a Jack Russell and Parson Russell
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>>2564461
ez

shiba
>weeb who loves japanese breeds
>liberal young couple with no kids, gets dog because his asian wife wants a shiba

akita
>weeb who wants a guard dog or large dog

other weird japanese breeds
>rich weeb who can afford to import dogs from another country
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>>2564176
We have a pure bred EBT. He just had his vet checkup today.4 1/2 months and 25lbs. We actually take care of him though, so he is doing really good about barking at the door to go outside to piss/shit. Gets excited with kids that are screaming and yelling but random adults/animals he just wags his tail and is super friendly.
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>>2564176
hello paddy
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>>2565834
Jockey
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>>2564259
>eagle
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Someone do vizsla
Hard mode - no instagram /out/ stereotype
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What about someone who owns a Chessie and a Brittany?
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>>2566065
upper class hunter in the south
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>>2561955
lol no, all the borzois I've ever met have been owned by middle age women. they're nice dogs though.
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>>2566069
Nope, lower middle class Michigander. No gunz either.
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I saw border collie, but what about a rough collie?

Do different colors of rough collie make an owner different?
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>beakdog
>generally medium-sized, dark olive complexion, with an underlying evil nature
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>>2561455
Can confirm
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>>2564176
Smartest dog of ever owned.

Fox terrier x Cocker Spaniel

She wasn't allowed inside after the first house because we were renting and the new house didn't allow inside pets. Just became a thing at future houses even if pets were allowed inside. Fast forward 10 years, she sneaks inside, decided to let her stay on a blanket for a few hours.

We see her get up, walk off to the garage, she walks straight to the litter box and does her business. She was allowed inside all the time after that.

We never trained her besides basic commands, no jumping, sit, wait for food, the basics but she's trained herself to use the litter and to sit and wait at the door when she wants to go outside.
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>>2566377
I can't imagine having an outside dog unless it was a junkyard dog or something and the owner was outside most of the time with it. Seems pointless to get a dog and just ignore it
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>>2562826
I have a beautiful saluki and am a fat, ugly amerimutt.
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Miniature Schnauzer

Ultra alpha guys
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>>2561455
>have this breed
>single kinda poor male who's only companion is this dog
May not get what I want but she gets what she needs.
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>>2566031
SHARKED AND SLAMMED
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>>2561455
I want to live this dream.
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>>2566378
News flash, faggot. Not all dogs are fluffy little lap fag dogs. Some dogs are still used for their purpose and sometimes that doesn't work with them living indoors with the family
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Collie, doesn't lick peanut butter
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>>2566478
He's probably the same kind of person that would get angry at someone shooting feral cats.
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>>2566478
yeah because you live on a farm right? dumb cunt
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>>2566484
No, I don't own any pets
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>>2564164
can confirm that this is very accurate
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>>2561455
Jesus Christ this describes my cousins and their lab to a T
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> Chow Chow
> Arms or drug dealer
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>>2565852
>>2561869
>>2561841

Hmmm.
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>>2561578
>>2562106
fuk u border collies are top tier
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>>2561455
I have yet to meet a lab family that wasn't obese and borderline neglectful. I guess that comes with being an american meme.

>Yorkies
>a status symbol for nigresses who want to pretend they have money

>Vizsulas
>Artsy basic bitches who want to look like they are active by having a dog on easy mode but want a more obscure breed than the lab/retriever
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>>2563349
Holy shit this was my family except
>fenced in yard
Nah we just let the fucker loose
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>English Bulldog

Prolly some middle aged guy who's relatively nice, but could definitely loose some weight. Probably wears tweed and drinks tea.
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Judge me based on my mutt.
Golden Retriever mixed with something I guess, Google Golden-Sammy and there are some that look like her.
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>>2566433
Hardly
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>>2561442
>pomeranian - crackhead
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>>2561963
*Medieval military paraphernalia
pretty much my uncle
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>>2564162
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Judge my life decisions based on my dog. Some kind of lab mix.
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>>2567300
You’d be judged much higher if you took care of the eyes and nails.
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>>2566792
Your dogs are really cute.
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>>2567321
Thanks. They have good happy lives and none of the stereotypes fit, thankfully.
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>>2567381
whats going on with your gsd's tongue
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>>2567383
I actually asked the vet about those. They're a bit like a freckles some people get if they sit in the sun, and are just a change a patch where he has additional pigment now. He's got three dark spots, the two near the front and another near the back on the right.

His tongue was completely pink when he was two years old. He developed the first before he was three, and the second and third when he was about five or six.

A patch of extra pigment is not of concern unless it is raised, or are unusually smooth and shiny, or the colour is not black./grey/blue but some other colour.

In short: freckles.
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>>2567381
That's cool dude, I own an akita too and she's basically just a giant goofball.
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>>2567417
If that's the anon I'm thinking of that's a Shiba mix, not an Akita
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>>2567430
Shiba Inu mixed with American Akita. His father being the white dog in this picture. So yes, Shiba mix. But Akita mix also.
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>>2567430
His littermate being this dog.
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>>2567541
>Shiba/Akita mix

I see we have a gambler here
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>>2567571
He turns six in March. He's a known quantity at this stage.
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>>2566217
Rough collies are owned by upper class white men who actually know things about dogs
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>>2566850
Wow she looks really similar to my boss's dog.
She's 1/2 shepherd, 1/4 husky and 1/4 lab
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>>2561455
My house is 1 story and have 3 siblings but accurate none the less
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>>2562626
>adopting a dog with an unpredictable behavior coded into its genes.
Dogs are meant to be bred in controlled environments, when dogs are inbred it's done responsibly as to minimize the negative effects.
Mixing different breeds can lead to unpredictable and sometimes untrainable dogs.
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>>2561455
You actually just described my upbringing
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>>2566775
I grew up in a town with a giant catholic boarding school and one of the priests had three chow chows he used to walk around the neighbourhood (they were always replaced when the older ones died)
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>>2568062
Mutts are usually middle of the road in terms of temperament and behavior. While you can’t be sure exactly how it will act, it likely won’t have any of the extreme behaviors of a breed, good or bad. In my experience they’re easier to train because they’re more versatile in terms of what you can teach them. Jack of all trades and master of none.
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>>2568129
and for the typical owner who just wants a companion animal i think that's perfect
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>>2563995
>ONE pigeon
>10/10 manic pixie dream girl, marry her

>blatantly lusting over Ross's wife
get help
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>>2567046
did Gabe's owner do crack
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>>2567951
My collie pup; he’s a good boy. Training him to be a therapy dog
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>german shepherd
>wannabe tough guy going through a midlife crisis
>gets a dog instead of a motorcycle
>beats the dog and uses a shock collar AND prong collar simultaneously
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>>2568891
>uses a shock collar AND prong collar simultaneously
thatll teach that damn mutt to love me!1
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>>2568864
He looks cute anon
Good luck with your training
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>>2569047
Thanks friend; he’s been doing pretty well so far. The hardest thing for him is staying calm when he sees another dog—he just gets so excited and wants to play. But he’s doing good otherwise!
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bump for interest
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>>2562231
Lol. Weiner dog hate? I don't own
one but man.

Is your name samsung? Because you make quite a projector.
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>>2561777
Spot on. You forgot to add that said woman doesnt take care of the dog/treats the dog like the messiah with no inbetween
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>>2561969
For malamute you should've put that and "literal manchild who got a malamute because 'its closest to a wolf' along with never actually taking care of the dog
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Chihuahua - childless non-working wife of rich husband
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>>2570114
This whole fucking thread is about projection dumbass.
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>>2561841
A German Shepherd was originally a mixbreed mutt.
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>>2561442
>Australian Cattle Dog
>some 19 year old college student who adopted it from some assend of nowhere for half a year then gave it to another family because the grandparents flipped shit
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>>2561507
Please go back to /pol/ we're trying to actually enjoy life over here on /an/
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>>2561841
>somehow being classist about dog breeds
I thought it couldn't be done but you didn't anyways anon congratulations
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>>2570334
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What about chihuahua mutts
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>>2562111
or the people training it
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>>2561442
What's the stereotype for people who microbes as pets
I own
>seed shrimp
>chlorella
>anacystis
>gomostaria
>chilodonella
Pic is of one of my pet seed shrimp
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>>2570386
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>>2570357
t. nigger
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>>2570569
Calling someone the n-word how clever anon
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>>2561455
That sounds like the fucking life right there.
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>>2570606
>the n-word
Nigger?
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>>2562231
>has a shitload of dachshund stuff and literally won't shut up about them
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>>2570645
i think he meant "noralder" which is weird because the poster didnt say "noralder" (what does that shit even mean lol) but said "nigger"

frankly i find the suggestion of someone calling someone else a "noralder" deeply troubling and offensive and Id appreciate you keeping your filth in your mouth
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>>2570334
>mfw like them a lot and fit this description
At least I researched it a bit a learned how energetic they can be. Plus they're a working dog and I'm in no position to raise one for the foreseeable future.
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>>2561442
>toadline
>people who really shouldn't be allowed pets
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>>2561442
>Aussie
>White woman who is very outdoorsy
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>>2572383
tfw no aussie gf
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>>2572383
>mini Merle Aussie
>edgy young guy and long term gf just got their first apartment in order to mimic marriage but are too immature still to handle a dog so they get the tiny version of the real thing
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>>2572363
Actually just the truth
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>>2570645
>>2561507
>>2562859
>>2570569
Please refrain from using such language here.
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>>2561455
>you will never be the beloved golden lab of an upper middle class white family with a pool in their backyard
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>>2562822
is this satire or do people still really type like this?
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>>2570334
I'm some 20 year old college student who adopted my puppy from the assend of nowhere thank you very much. But she's gonna stick with me forever so fuck off with that shit
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>>2561524
>bichon
>white old lady
>already widowed
>visited by one of her sons on weekends.

OH FUCK YOU NAILED IT. 3 OF THESE NEAR MY PARENTS HOUSE
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>>2561566
People who were kids in the 60s and 70s.
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>>2567959
>She's 1/2 shepherd, 1/4 husky and 1/4 lab
That's more of a terrier face imo
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>>2570359
Dog breeds have always been classist. Patrician purebreds are much like royalty. Inbred and dying out unless VERY carefully bred for positive traits and desired traits. Commoner mutts are less valuable as they don't have reliably inherited traits and buying a mutt puppy is rolling the dice. Even mutt owners try to use the breed standards and say "hes half husky half australian cattle dog and maybe some poodle. he tries to herd the kids because the cattle dog and pulls the leash because the husky" etc etc etc etc etc
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>>2561457
>well to do black family down the street has a whole pack of rottweilers in their backyard

they were the sweetest fucking things man. I'd stick my fingers through the fence as I was walking home and four or five tongues would come trying to lick at them.

If I had extra change after school I'd buy some meat sticks at the corner store and tear em up and toss them over the fence.

Later on I got my own rottie mutt, she was a stray named Beans.

Damned good dogs.
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>>2561566
My black middle aged janitor coworker actually owned one. Says it was the best dog he's ever known.
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>>2564461
i can do this, know and see so many shiba owners here. the biggest stereotypes i've seen:

shibe
>middle-upper class single white woman (american or russian) in early 20's. dog is poorly trained and in cringy stereotypical weeb accessories/clothes, while clearly suffering. dog sometimes has an instagram.
>quiet east asian or middle eastern family consisting of older couple, or older couple with their equally quiet child who lives with them during school/work. dog is usually a senior.
>quiet scandinavian couple with no kids who almost always had huskies prior. usually web developers.
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>>2574576
i love rotties
i feel like they used to have a bad rep but in recent years they seem to have begun appealing to more knowledgeable owners and their goofy, loving personalities get to shine
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>>2561566
Basic bitches who need a unique but not too unique dog to post on Instagram and show the world how athletic she is.

Very similar to vizsla owners
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>>2574761
Just make sure you're quiet around them so you don't trigger their shutzhund code word for attack
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>>2562378

>male in his twenties
>wants a cool looking dog
>lives in a hot country, dog ends up overheating and developing skin issues
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>>2574924
Jesus christ you nailed the one guy who I know who has one.
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>Akita
>Tiny woman or skinny man whose arms would be ripped off if it decided to chase after a squirrel or even slightly tug on it's leash.
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>>2566478
He literally said that you retard.
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>>2568062
>>2561841
Fuck off I owned a border collie german shepherd mix. She was very intelligent, kind and good with kids, I could teach her a trick within minutes. Whilst my parents old german shepherd with a family tree that is better documented then my own is the polar opposite of that.
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>>2574667
>>2574954
You guys really don't think very highly of these types of dogs, huh.

Also, no one's been right yet.
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>>2575143

Rated
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>>2561442
Something about reading that cracks me up every time.
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What about Catahoulas?
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>>2575285
pot farmers
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>>2561841
Could be a celebrities dog. Honestly anyone who gets a "breed" of dog is getting a genetically inferior animal, they have many problems due to inbreeding, the only cure to the problems caused by inbreeding (fully) is to breed it to a different "breed" or a mixed dog.

t. cat owner
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>owns a dog

Probably a shitty owner who accidentally neglects the dog. Only got it to post pics with it on Tinder in hopes girls would talk to him. The dog jumps on people and pisses in the house.
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>>2575439
If a dog breed has sufficient population numbers it is possible to avoid inbreeding.

>see tibetan mastiff 12-15 year lifespan for a 120-150 lb doggo

It's those AKC dog show fuckers that have ruined breeds by encouraging inbreeding and breeding for the wrong traits. AKC shitheads are breeding dogs for shit like whether their tail is super fluffy or highly fluffy. Instead of more important things.
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>>2573023
>mini Merle Aussie
I didn't know these existed
They aren't as cute as I thought they would be
90% of the ones on google images look like they have some kind of birth defect
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>>2574316
nigger
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>>2574766
>>2566802
this makes me sort of sad, my relatives were some of the earliest importers of Vizslas, and the first to start breeding the Wirehairs here in Canada. I grew up with them being amazing fowl dogs and trained very well, while being incredibly friendly. It's sad to hear they're becoming a fad dog, I hope that Kuvaszes, Pumis and Pulis don't suffer the same fate, although all those breeds need more knowledge to raise properly.

To contribute to this thread
>Great Danes
>couples who don't want a kid yet but want a "special" dog
>rich people with money to burn on a dog with a 5-year lifespan
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>>2575439
why do people like you think that mutts are automatically?
if you cross an unhealthy dog with an unhealthy dog, you are going to end up with unhealthy puppies. purebred doesn't automatically mean it's doomed to health problems.
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>>2575757
vizslas are more for outdoor athletes than what the previous posters described

they are getting trendy though but it's a good thing as they are genuinely lovely dogs
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>pug(s)
>Obese black woman
>Typically drives a PT cruiser or an older Chrysler 300
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What about Papillons?

>Older couples/single women who don't want a kid but are happy with a furry baby?
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>>2576145
Holy shit, my experience with Papillons is limited to the unemployed nearing middle-age hardcore druggie who lives on the corner of my street and ties it in his driveway on a wire line to bark neurotically at anyone who walks past it. It occasionally gets loose and just bails up to anyone who goes near his place to maul their shoes or pantlegs.

I'd say

>Older couples/single women who don't want a kid but are happy with a furry baby?

is more of a Cavoodle thing.
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>>2576192
Aw, I feel bad for the poor thing. They DO think they're guard dogs but they're the friendliest things. I lost mine a few months ago and I miss him immensely. He always had to be around you when he was awake, and near you if not touching you when he was sleeping.
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>>2576201
now you have an opportunity to get a real dog that you can take >>>/out/
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>>2561838
my uncle owns a standard poodle and he's an oldschool hippie who plays folk music and goes on long motorcycle rides.
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>>2563993
this is me but with a malamute
My big boi was given to me and I use his size to intimidate people when in fact he's a huge sweetheart to everyone
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>>2561457
I would like to have a rottie in the future. They just seem so goofy and lovely big doggos, I wanna cuddle one ;_;
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>>2566433
>wanting to meme this bad
get out
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>>2575513
You jist outed yourself as a socially inept faggot
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Malamute owners come in a few flavors
>Rural white mother obsessed with native Americans and spiritualism
>Chill veteran you would never guess actually served
>Wealthy European who came to America to get one and will leave the day after
>That guy who gets annoyed everyone keeps calling his dog a Husky and has to correct them anytime it is mentioned.
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>>2576493
Why, when its head has been deformed over the years to look like a shark and its legs have been equally bred to be bowed. Breeds being defiled like that are the definition and purpose of why smash and slammed was created.
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how about people who keep bees?
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>>2577107
old men, often with dogs
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>>2561455
Growing up one of my neighbors was exactly this
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>>2576637
>outed yourself
>anonymously
This is why people think niggers are dumb. They are.




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