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They are scary
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>>2574317
Don't worry op
Feminists are to slow to inflict in damage on you. You can out run them with a brisk walk.
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Also very big
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why does he have so many gashes?
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>>2574317
What industry do you guys think an elephant seal would work in? I'm thinking law, or maybe finance, he's got a nose for sniffing out deals that one.
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>>2574418
airport security
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>>2574317
That's because they are powered by rape.

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?x=sexual_dimorphism_/_male_-_female_difference__pinniped_anatomy__pinniped__animal
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>>2574445
>the virgin white bear vs the chad walrus
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>>2574415
Because their male-dominance fights are brutal as fuck. If they win, their testosterone rages and their secondary sexual traits develop further (given enough nutrition). Essentially, they level-up.
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>>2574418
he'd be a stage hand for an off broadway show
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>>2574445
>Walrus:THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT PUSSY?
>Polar Bear: um what?
>Walrus: NAH I'M JUST PLAYING MAN YOU COOL?
>Polar Bear:Um yeah hehe
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Elephant seal is bigger than polar bear
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>>2574530
kek
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>>2574397
What? Did you post in the wrong thread?
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>>2574418
Security. They're quicker than they look once properly motivated. One second you're laughing because someone called in the elephant seal bouncer to deal with you and the next you're being crushed by over twelve feet of angry pinniped. The last sounds you'll hear before darkness takes you will be the horrible gurgle-belch noise bellowing in your ears.
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>>2574397

kek
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oy...
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>>2574418
One sex change away from being a Twitch streamer.
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>>2574414
>bring me Solo and the wookiee
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>>2574445
jesus those tusks are massive
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>>2574445
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>>2574775
Fug
I want to give this walrus a hug
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Hey guys what your opinion on the sea cow
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>>2574474
Are you trying to say that if they kept winning fights their dicks would just keep growing
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>>2574530
Yoy have autism, please consider suicide as it's the best cure.
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>>2574595
He's saying that feminists are as ugly, fat and angry as elephant seals, you fucking dolt.
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>>2574784
I need this to be true.
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what does walrus eat? how can it be so big but lazy too? they just sit around all day.

I guess they must go out sometimes but every walrus show is just them fighting or staying on the beach.
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>>2574317
Don't those things rape penguins often or was it another seal species?
>>2574815
They eat mostly sea snails and clamps.
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>>2574778
QTs
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>>2574445
My god I didn't realize they were this big
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>>2574828
>scarred for life
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>>2575048
Looks like it's the perspective making them seem even bigger but yeah, they're of adequate size.
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>>2574778
they're thicc
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they're also the stinkiest animal i have ever smelled in real life
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>>2574785
t. polar bear
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>>2575062
>perspective making them seem even bigger

They are BEHIND the giant mother polar bear. Not in front.




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