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>>2730400
what if the deer gets spooky spooked? would it maim itself with the roop?
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>>2730400
i thought it was a goat
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Did the old deerfucking thread get pruned?
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>>2730400
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmCWv085GHE

aah!
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>>2730589
deer are for cute, not for sexual
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Best deer coming through
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want to cuddle with dillie
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>>2730697
Fuck can't post the pic. Anyway it was a moose.
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>>2730652
Why are these weird kids videos appearing again and why is it live?
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Deer are so beautiful. I hope that one day I am reincarnated as a deer.
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What's your favorite deer species, /an/? For me, it's the muntjac.
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alright
which one of you is the faggot from germany who keeps posting on /pol/?
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>>2731451
>anon gets reincarnated as a deer
>deeranon's deermom warns that he must never rush out onto the meadow
>deeranon does what he wants bitch
>deeranon rushes out onto the meadow one snowy early spring morning to chill with deermom and eat some shitty grass
>deeranon fucks deermom
>deeranon goes on to be king prince of the fuckin forest
>deeranon fucks all the hottest does
>deeranon dies of old age having lived the hottest shit deerlife a deeranon could ask for
>all the other deer tell of his badass adventures for years to come
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>>2731518
Moose.
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Anyone here have experience petting a deer? What does it feel like?
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>>2732545
They're bristly, but as long as you go in one direction it's just like petting any other stiff furred animal.
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>>2731518
The woods I hunt has a high population of white tail does, I usually go for one of the smaller ones for tasty backstraps.
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>>2730400
Saw a mama deer with two babies the other day, was a good day
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Fawns are bad at comptetence.
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>>2732454
That's the nicest thing anybody has ever written about me.
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>>2732547
so, like a pig
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I just want to lightly squeeze a deer as if it were a pillow, and listen to it bleat happily in my arms.
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>>2732973
I like to keep anons on their toes.
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Why waifu deer of all animals?
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>>2733146
I ain't waifuing shit, I just think that fawns are 2cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK9_LBVLPXI
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What if lyme disease wasn't a thing?
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>>2730400
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>>2733652

Fuck yes, I love deer oil paintings
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>>2730400
I want a pet deer
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Stop eating plants out of my garden, deers.
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>>2733286
That's cute until you realize it's a canned bow hunt farm.
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>>2734089
deer and 80s aerobics are the best fucking combination
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>>2734439
i love deer
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here. we. go.
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>>2734521
i really wish there was more porn of her
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>>2734089
That works really well for some reason.
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>>2734089
>>2734521
Based.
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>>2735107
I
love
deer

[spoiler]I actually can buy one, wew
It's like 170 bongs
https://www.olx.pl/oferta/jelenie-sika-CID103-IDt87wX.html#a9e51031f3[/spoiler]
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I knew there was a reason I'd avoided these threads until now. Y'all are weird.
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>>2735110
W-what are you gonna do with it, Anon?
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>>2735114
>Y'all are weird.
no we are not
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>>2735119
snuggle with it of course!
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>>2735121
Something tells me you're planing on doing something perverted.
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>>2735137
I don't know if hugs and feeding it is perverted.
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>deer face when it sees this thread
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I want /k/ to leave.
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>>2734421
I'd ask why you'd bother hunting hand-reared deer but there's an estate here that charges people to shoot penned ones. Guess some people are just lazy.
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>>2730698
I want Dillie to be my MOMMY!!
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>>2734089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j_9X9AsaBk&feature=youtu.be&t=161
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>>2735114
There's literally nothing wrong with sexualizing deer.
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>>2735282

You fuckers fuck it up for everyone here who just enjoy deerposting.
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>>2735285
You're responding to a bait post.

But to be serious:
Did you realize we're on /an/?
Open zoophiles are half the board. The other half are varying degrees of closet zoophiles. If you want a purest cute deer thread you'll have to be diligent at posting safe content to drown out the derailers.
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>>2735292
>Open zoophiles are half the board. The other half are varying degrees of closet zoophiles
Look, just because you may be a freak don't assume everybody else is.
I have my issues, but fucking or even looking at animals in a sexual way, is not one of them.
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>>2735369
>fucking or even looking at animals in a sexual way, is not one of them.
GUYS WE HAVE A PUREBOI HERE
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>>2735373
Back off weirdo.
I don't need to catch some kind of fucked up animal herpes.
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>>2735375
you already did since you are here
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>>2735369
>Look, just because you may be a freak don't assume everybody else is.

Oh yeah of course, it's totally just him. It's not like there's an entire thread about dolphinfucking up right now. It's not like /an/ regularly had zoophilia discussion threads up for years until we got some semblance of moderation. Totally just one guy. Not representative of the board at all.
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>>2735369
there;s a dolphin pussy and penis thread going on RIGHT NOW
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>>2735369
Ah, I remember when I thought there was anything wrong with boning animals. Maybe you'll be enlightened too some day.
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>>2735369
why do you think fucking animals is wrong? Literally no difference from petting your dog and sucking him off. If you really loved your pet you would do that for him.
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>>2735369
Oh look at Mr. I've Never Got a Boner at the Circus

Must be nice all the way up your ivory tower you fucking fuck.
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>>2735424
What animal gave you the boner?
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>>2735659
When they made the horses run in a circle.
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>>2735659
>the first time I saw pussy
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>>2735659
Not that anon, but it was when I saw one of the horses belly slapping in the pen before the show.
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This whole thread must be purged
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>>2737081
check out this gayfaggot
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>>2737081
Explain yourself fag
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>>2737081
>He didn't see the dolphin thread
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I think some Anon drew this for /an/ a couple years ago
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>>2737246
>tfw when the dolphin thread is gone
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>>2737676
>hairy gamergurl in hoodie swetshirt and nothing else
That's probably /v/'s ideal gf.
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>>2737697
grils in hoodies are kinda hot though.
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>>2737676
would bang/10
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>>2737679
Your constant mental breakdown through that thread was legendary. Based wojack poster.
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>>2737679
After some reflection, I'd like to apologize for trying to crush your dreams, anon. A dolphin waifu is totally possible. Don't let your dreams be memes.
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>>2737774
>>2737721
thanks anons.
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>>2737807
it's impossible
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>>2738403
I've seen the videos now anon, my dolphin GF dream is true
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>>2738441
those videos were fake, anon.
special effects to make you think that way.
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>>2738453
oh silly anon, you'll understand the truth behind a dolphin GF someday.
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>>2738466
it was fake, faaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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>>2738477
terrible bait young anon
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>>2738482
it's truth
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>>2738484

If it's so easy to make a fake video of a person having sex with a dolphin and you're such an expert on them why don't you whip some up for us right now?
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>>2738486
my videos are too strong for you traveller
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C'mon guys. I'd love to talk about pretty 'phins all day but this is the thread for talking about pretty deer.
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>>2738549
would bang
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>>2738549
would non-sexually cuddle
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>>2738549
aw yeh where all da whitetail bitches at
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deer pussi
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pussi
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this general was doomed to die
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>>2739751
not when i guard it
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>>2737700
Oh!
My God!
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>>2735383
Where
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>>2739763
>he never had a GF with a cuddly hoodie on
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>>2739868
check the post date dude, it's gone 5 days
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>>2739868
nigga where the fuck were you
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>walking through the woods Thursday
>in a break between the trees see something brown obscured by grass
>can't tell if it's a rock, a log or a deer
>it's not moving at all
>clap my hands once very loudly
>the deer looks up in my direction
>wave, shout "THANK YOU!" and keep walking
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Cities in Wyoming are over run with deer. They aren't afraid of people. They eat your garden, and they crap everywhere.
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>>2740612
fuck them into submission
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>>2735292
Deerailers*
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>>2740769
If only
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>>2741083
hes basically posing for us, here he is with his harem.
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>>2741093
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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJN57zUY6ak
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A deer in Big Bend stared at me before walking even closer to the Basin store. He looked pretty young too
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>>2741083
>>2741093
>>2741098
Bucks are such majestic looking creatures, cliche as it is to say.
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>>2741381
Wait it's a cliche to say bucks are majestic? Anyways cool deer but that it looks like that buck'll fuck you right up if the distance is closed
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this thread is shit, post OC deers or gtfo faggots
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uwah! what's going on in this thread uWu
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>>2741986
>uwu
>vietnam_flashbacks_overlay.png
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>>2742259
>>2742259
OwO
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Do people really want to fuck deer?
Is deer pussy that good you'd throw away basic humans decency?
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>>2742841
What if the deer enjoy it? I don't see how it's any different from say scratching an itch for them. Why exactly are you getting hung over sexaulty?
Are you a boomer?
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>>2742845

No i'm just asking if it's really that worth it.
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>>2742841
>human decency
nobody has this anymore in the real world, so why would I care?
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>>2742841
Sheltered westerner detected. Basic human decency has nothing to do with what you fuck. What makes us a powerful and stable culture is the framework of respect for each other. That's the difference between us and savages. Harassment, assault, murder, these are violations of basic decency. If everyone did these things society would fall apart. If everyone fucked deer then little would change. It would just be another bizarre thing we do for fun, like jumping out of airplanes or celebrating Christmas by putting a tree in the house.
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>>2742924
that's just a huge killerbunny
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>>2742841
>>2742848
It is if you have none to throw away to begin with.
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>>2741898
Fawns are so cute.
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http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/ph-ho-cf-tick-control-20171026-story.html
So how long until the ticks are eradicated forever and you guys could start running up to deer and hugging them without the fear of lyme disease, just like the Japs?
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>just standing there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J66IzuTPcvk
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How does deer taste tho? I never had the heart to eat it before
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>>2743637
Ticks take like 12-24 hours to actually bite and embed themselves to the point where lyme can be transmitted. It's silly to be afraid of them. Just check yourself after going in the woods and use a permethrin based insecticide on your clothing.
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>>2742841
>you'd throw away basic humans decency?
>implying any of us actually have that
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>>2743844
Lean with a pasty sort of texture, not very pleasant or tasty imo.
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>>2743859
>Ticks take like 12-24 hours to actually bite
really?
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>>2743875
Thanks, they always look so tender and good to eat, I'm glad I didn't get disappointed
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>>2743859
why do they wait so long?
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>>2743876
>>2743884
Really.
They spend a ton of time very slowly crawling to a place that has good blood flow, then very carefully burrowing into the skin to avoid detection. Disease transmission doesn't happen until they feed, which doesn't happen until they're fully buried.
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>>2743881
>they always look so tender and good to eat
p-pls dont to eat
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>>2743886
never knew that, thanks for the info
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>>2743812
That horse is hungry for that deer.
https://youtu.be/cOFq37NVb-Q
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>>2744002
He's not the only one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kKiTaAZurg
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>>2743844
Like salty coins
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Been in Nara when I was in Japan.
It was fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvHUVAGBct4

Miyajima had lots of cute deer too
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>>2743898
i will "eat" that deer alright
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bump for qt deer
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>>2743844
Lean gamey beef. But better than I made it sound. Depends a lot on how you prepare it. My wife made backstrap cutlets in the crock pot with vegetables in a red wine reduction that was amazing.

I'm lazy, I put burger in hamburger helper or egg/flour/fry steaks in a pan and make mashed potatoes and gravy.

I only hunt to eat. I love and respect deerbros and think they're graceful, fascinating creatures. But also delicious; and cheaper and more ethical than beef.
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here
I brought you cookie.
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>>2745332
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>>2745335
>>2745332
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>>2745342
does deer milk taste like cow milk? they look so similar!
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i love deer
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>>2745385
It has very low fat compared to cow, goat or horse milk, so it isn't very tasty or sweet, and has an almost almond sort of flavor.
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how can fawns be so lovable?
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>>2745805
you can buy a fawn for like 100 bongs
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>>2745821
can a fawn smoke 100 bongs?
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>>2745829
>>2745829
dunno, ask here
https://www.olx.pl/oferta/daniele-sprzedam-CID103-IDk9glq.html#5bca78be68
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>>2745829
no one can smoke 100 bongs, not even moose
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Who /petdeer/ here?
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Friendly reminder that Sambas and Rusa deer are the pajeets of deer species.
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>>2741093
I'm jelly, look at that fucking smug face on that bitch.
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I found out that bucks that still have the velvet on their antlers can blow their load just from rubbing them against trees or other males' antlers.
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>>2746287
why do you know this
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>>2746713
A thread on /k/ that took a weird turn. I wish I was joking.
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>>2746779
is this another time /k/ goes into deerfucking or was that in the original one
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>>2746911
Those threads are a monthly occurrence. Well, they were back when I was a serious /k/ommando between 2014-2016.
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>>2746916
>/k/ - weapons and deerfucking techniques
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/k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVbM2s3GfBY
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>>2746287
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i love deer
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>>2730400
The does are beginning to drop where I am. I've seen two fawns this week.
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>>2746922
>no fatties or traps
Almost
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>>2746977

>Rubbing has also been described in mule deer [Lindsdale & Tomich, 1953, cited by de Vos et al. [87]], red deer [33] and pampas deer [76]. Altmann [90] states that the rubbing of antlers by elk is an erotic stimulus. Darling [91] notes that among European red deer, antler rubbing is an auto-erotic stimulus. Denniston [92] considers antler rubbing and masturbation a part of the sex drive response complex of moose.
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deer is love
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>>2748095
thanks i like deer too, i would like to pet one some day
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don't fall in the bleach
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>>2741098
>>2741093
>>2741083
Are bucks the most /Chad/ creature in the animal kingdom? Like, lions come close, but they don't come with sweet antlers
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>>2746086
Designated shitting forests?
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Is it possible to get fingered to death?
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deer is cute
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deer is life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pjjrxspVY

AAAAAAHHHH
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Does anyone have an archive of the dolphin thread?
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Deer's are just hooved, oversized chihuahuas
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>>2748656
>shitting forests
Streets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1zwI1DngaM
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>>2745332
>you will never have a deer friend to bring food to you
Why live bruhs?
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>>2743844
Its ok. Part of the joy is getting it yourself than from a store.
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A white-tailed fawn raised its tail at me the other day and it was pretty funny. Its mom was with it and it was like 2 feet tall. Yeah buddy, the thing that's keeping me from predating upon you is that warning you gave me, not your big fookin mom who would crush my shit if I got near you.
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>>2751603
It was warning the other deer, not you.
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>>2751603
>>2751612
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>>2732515
Moose aren't deer, they're proof that God feels hate
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why do they love cars so much? why do they feel the need to teleport right in front of your car?
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>>2730400
I have the sudden urge to fuck something
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>>2734521
I thought she was a gazelle
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>>2750508
Those cows
>you came to the wrong neighborhood twigger
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>>2752867
>that was drawn by a furfag that draws pron
Good taste
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>>2754207
>when you have been dead for literal years but still have to pose for stupid ass photos




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