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Either /an/ is getting faster or I'm getting slower, but..I'm going to post a platypus in this thread every day until all of an wants to snuggle a puggle.

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>>2771627

Youre as gay as that winston faggot
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>>2771646
rood
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>>2771627
You're starting to get to me, platyposter. I kind of want to snuggle a puggle.
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>>2772338
good

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>>2771627
can't these things kill you
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>>2772719
No. There is no record of a platypus ever killing a human. They can cause significant discomfort if you mishandle a male.
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>>2772719
Daily reminder, there have been zero recorded deaths from anybody just wanting a platypus
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>>2772904
You make an excellent point. Add not ever having died because of to the almost innumerous list of reasons.

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How do I acquire a puggle that I would snuggle? Would you recommend taking care of one?
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>>2773853
Take a normal platypus and be better to it.

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>>2772403
I legitimately don't know what that is. I feel like I want to keep it that way, but i don't want to assume or be judgmental.

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Man now I want to snuggle a puggle.
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The worst thing about Australia is how fucking strict they are with their animals. I just want to see Australian animals without having to go to Australia
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>>2774888
Those digits confirm. Wanting to puggle snuggle is correct.

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>>2773879
I looked it up and the google said that it is very illegal to get a platypus. Does google not want me to snuggle a puggle? How do I get around this?
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>>2775905
I missed you, puggle anon.. Where did you go?
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>>2771627
/an/ is getting faster because of all these pitbull hate threads

This board is slowly turning into /pol/ but about animals
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>>2776154
There is a place you can legally snuggle with one. You have to go to Queensland Australia to do it though. The Healsvill sanctuary has an exhibition that lets you swim with a hand raised female platypus.
https://www.zoo.org.au/healesville/wild-encounters/wade-with-the-platypus

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>>2776407
At this point I might have to start a posting two reminders a day.
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>>2771627
Reminder that platypus are australian.... and males are venomous.. not exactly cuddle material
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>>2777595
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Thank you platypus poster
I now wish to snuggle a puggle
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>>2771627
kys
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>>2776539
Healsville Sanctuary is in Victoria
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>>2777651
Good good. Then it is all worth it.

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Reminder: Platypus venom cannot kill human (but it will hurt...alot)
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>>2778115
But it can also lead to treatment for diabeetus.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322156.php
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>>2777674
That is the place to be for puggle cuddling yes.

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They really are cool animals. How well do they do as pets?
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>>2779229
They'd probably need a big aquarium or an indoor pool. And they'd also probably need to eat mostly fish and crustaceans.
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>>2779229
You cant. Its illegal
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>>2779385
Only in australia. They are not an endangered species and I have a plan to get one legaly. Although not necessarily sanely.
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>>2779229
They would make terrible pets
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>>2779202
cute
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>>2774889
>wanting Orb Spiders anywhere but Australia
I will kill myself if those things break quarantine and blame you in the suicide note.
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>>2780005
Yes yes they are.
>>2779253
They would need a platypusary actually.

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>>2777595
Do all creatures in Australia have to be deadly and violent? Even there fucking herbivores arn't ones to mess with.
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>>2780630
They have quokkas, but those live on a tiny sub island with no predators. Platypuses managed to be as cute as they are and survive millions of years in the outback.

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Male platypus' have venomous spines protruding from their hind legs. would not be a good day if u got stabbed.
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>>2780630
gonna derail the platy subs for a second with some pixel art I made of a quokka
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>>2781917
cute!
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>>2781792
See>>2772904
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>>2781917
Yes very cute well done. However I will now get this thread back on track with a hand drawn baby platypus and it's corresponding meltibeed platypus counterpart.

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>>2780008
But some of us might get Platypuses in the deal. Won't you think of the cuddles?

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>>2782209
Okay okay I want one now
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What if, this thread's purpose is to actually make platypuses go extinct by abuse from humans?
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>>2783274
It was established in earlier threads that platypus anon is actually a platypus with a computer who is trying to trick his way into having a pet human.
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>>2783265
Good good. That's why I did it.

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>>2783274
Patently false. Think about it. There are more tigers in Texas than there are in the wild. Granted there are more than a few shitty tiger owners, but nobody going to get a platypus out of some misplaced sense of machismo. How are we going to ensure their survival if there isn't a robust breeding and conservation program? Even if most us can never have one. If we want one bad enough we will contribute to their conservation as the next best thing.

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>>2785930
okay puggle anon, how do i keep a platypus in my home if its illegal? i already have a 1500 gallon pond and live in driving distance to wild crawfish and a bait shop with feeder minnows. now how do i house the cute platy if its illegal!!! i cant break the law!!!!
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>>2786097
You just wait for Australia to realize that the best way to conserve animals is to establish breeding populations in different places. What if there's a platypus disease (like the fungus that kills frogs) and suddenly all the platypuses in australia die? What will we do then?
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>>2786107
Tasmania has a platypus killing fungus and they still don't allow them to have their populations diversified through zoo breeding programs. I think if San Diego can get one it will be a watershed moment in their conservation. https://dpipwe.tas.gov.au/wildlife-management/fauna-of-tasmania/mammals/echidnas-and-platypus/platypus/platypus-fungal-disease#WhatEffectistheDiseaseHavingonPlatypusPopulations?

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>>2786097
To my knowledge female platypuses are not actually illegal to own or transport outside of Australia. That being said getting them responsibly is going to be the hard part. If a few could be gotten for responsible medical research into their milk and venom they would then need dedicated caretakers. That is about the only legal reasonable way I can think of right now.

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Okay platyanon, what sort of name should i give a snuggle puggle
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>>2788912
If I get a boy I will name him Gulliver for a female I'm thinking Madeline or Paddleina.
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Still no update on when San Diego Zoo might be getting its platypuses, but they are still actively working on conservation efforts and building their relations with Australian zoos in hopes of getting some.
http://zoonooz.sandiegozoo.org/2018/08/07/field-conservation-effort-works-to-conserve-platypus/

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Interesting population study of platypuses just for a change of pace.
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2018-03/mbae-fps031918.php

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can you please help me .
ok so imagine the platypus had no bill, what would the closest animal be to its body ?
I think otters but I not sure
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>>2771627
Can I put one of these in a 5 gallon?
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>>2794031
they would not fit and they would climb out. Harry Burrell's made what is probably still the smallest livable platypusary in pic related and even it was only for temporary display and transport.

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http://www.answers.com/Q/Can_you_have_a_platypus_for_a_pet
>No. It is illegal to have a platypus as a pet, and you would not be able to provide the conditions it needs. It would die very quickly as platypuses are highly sensitive to ecological changes. Platypuses are native Australian animals, and therefore protected by law. They are not permitted to be kept as pets in Australia or any other country.
Why do you tantalize me so?
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>>2794109
But anon platypuses are frequently rescued by ordinary people and depending on where they are some even get to nurse them back to health themselves. So at least for a little while regular people do get to have platypuses right now.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/07/21/19/58/baby-platypus-back-in-the-wild-nursed-back-to-health-by-taronga-zoo
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>>2794712
Crud forgot the thing.

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>>2771627
I think baby platypus are ducking adorable, and i want one but considering that I'm pretty sure the males have a toxic claw on their back feet, I think I'd pass
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>>2795635
You could always want a female platypus for platonic cuddles.

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>>2776154
Then why would the Australian platypus conservatory put out a PDF on how to safely catch one?
https://platypusasn.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/platypus_fyke-netting_guidelines.pdf

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I guess I would snuggle a puggle but I'm curious about how their fur feels like.
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>>2797758
Their fur is extremely soft and velveteen. It is said to be of an extraordinarily soft and fine texture. It is denser than that of a polar bear and almost all otters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nZM5ZMxCA

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How do puggles behave when around humans? Are they docile? Uncaring? Affectionate? Will a puggle struggle if you try to snuggle? Do they bite? Do they fight? Will they sting over any slight?
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>>2798841
They are very energetic animals. They can be very affectionate if hand raised. The males can be territorial and tend to like to play tug of war with things. They do "bite" but they don't have teeth and their bills are actually of a texture like fine soft leather. They try and climb more than most people would think. Think slightly awkward goofy toothless otters. The males can sting, but if they are handled correctly can be held safely. Normally they are held on a towel or a pillow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGKomvAY8oU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_T6MX95Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qg7Qjaejls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3HvsASrXg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvc0DZJM-I

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>>2783735
Is there a platypus version of 4chan where platypus anon posts a daily reminder to want a human?
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>>2800758
What if I'm secretly a platypus who is trying to acquire a pet human? Remember on the internet no one can know if you're really a monotreme.

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>>2771627
Mate, you're fkd cracked, ayyyyyy?
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>>2801307
Nope I just love platypuses.

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Bumping for based platyposter
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>>2802148
>Nope I just love platypuses
exactly what a platypus would say
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>>2771627
they're fucking poisonous! they got spikes!
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>>2802150
Shhhh.

>>2802572
We've been over this. Only the males and they are only seasonally venomous.

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>>2803474
Seasonally venomous? What does that mean?
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>>2803795
That you can use the venom to liven up your stew
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>visit /an/ for the first time
>see this
>what do?
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ewww gross

SGHJUDKJE
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>>2803810
>>2803795

The male's venom gland swells up and becomes active during the rainy/mating season.
>>2803839
Want a platypus obviously.

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https://i.imgur.com/mpL05yg.gifv

oh heck yeah
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>>2804759
A cute!

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>>2803841
I have no idea what you are saying.

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There used to be a really good educational toy shop where I bought tons of stuff for my nephews. They had a great selection of realistic life-sized stuffed animals and I got one of my nephews a platypus. I later bought a squeaky toy platypus for my shih tzu. Both toy platypi turned out to be big hits with their owners.
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>>2806112
The toy platypus recipients had excellent tastes.

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I want to snuggle a puggle
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>>2807949
Good. All according to plan.

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Fuck you OP I legit want a platypus because of you
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>>2808641
But anon why so angry? There are places you can readily visit a platypus until having one becomes a possibility. Do you get mad at Enzo Ferrari for making such beautiful cars? Dare to dream anon.

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tfw no puggle to snuggle
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Honestly the platypus has to be the weirdest creature out there. God slammed a beaver and a duck together so hard that a new animal was born.
P cute anyway.
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>>2810776
The cutest.

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Based little retard duck-beavers
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>>2812521
They're not tarded. They're just special.

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>>2812627
They just look so weird it's like a crazy scientist cloned a bunch of animals together. To me they look retarded in an endearing and cute way.
And I used to use variations of the word platypus as my passwords cause I liked them as a kid.
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>>2813213
Ah the old no one ever suspects a platypus gambit. Secure choice anon.

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Another week of platyposting in the bag. A comfy weekend and platypus wanting to all in this thread.

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Platypus anon, I arrived to this board on a misclick, but I am glad I misclicked, as it let me view this thread.
I've been in a low spot all week, and these pictures of platypuses(?) have finally given me what I needed to cheer up.
Thank you platypus anon.
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>>2809446

You didn't make the platypus but I digress. I live in Canada and platys are rare :(
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>>2814857
Good I am glad to hear that anon.

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>>2815848
Good pick

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https://youtu.be/NGuIezLFidY
Just wanted to link a documentary I love about monotremes. Half platypus half echidna.
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You always brighten my day platyposter. I love you, never stop!
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>>2817362
I don't plan on ever stopping so okay.

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>>2818098

Youre going to make people own them and fuck up their habitats/population. Look what finding nemo did to clown fish.
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>>2771627
How would a pet platypus interact with a pet deer?
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>>2818104
>implying people who don't live in australia, let alone australians themselves, will ever get to look at australian wildlife
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>>2818098
Post hyenas instead please.
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I WANT TO SNUGGLE A PUGGLE
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>>2818320
>implying no one would ever do something hard and illegal for money
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>>2780630
Well they have to contend with Australians so, yeah
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>>2794031
>they would not fit and they would climb out. Harry Burrell's made what is probably still the smallest livable platypusary in pic related and even it was only for temporary display and transport.
>platypusary
>platypusary

hehehe
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>>2808641

hes/shes encouraging tourism to australia. and frankly that would be one of the coolest places to vacation. think of all the animals to see and all the hot/crazy women /men to meet!
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Good
>>2818960
That is what a plce to keep platyuses is called.

>>2818362
Clearly cool, but not monotremes. I'm sure a hyena thread would be cool, but it detracts from platypus wanting. So no good luck in your hyena wanting.

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>>2818424
It's hard enough to smuggle little tropical frogs, now try smuggling a two and a half foot long venomous mammal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkULfgmYDNI
>you will never be able to see or even work with a platypus at your local zoos
FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA YOU GREEDY BASTARDS LET OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE PLATYPUSES
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Sam Diego is still trying to get two on loan, but some Australians are being cunts about it and trying to block the deal.

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>>2819548
Thank god they don't have a market for them in chinese medicine I suppose.

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We should release them into American river system, I think they'd do well in the south or northeast rivers here, its not fair Australia are such cunts and hog all the platypuses to themselves.
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>>2821095
While I love the idea of have platypuses in country. They would not likely survive our local predators. They are vulnerable to things like wild dogs and especially animals like coyotes. Sadly that just means when we finally do get australia to share we will have to keep them in nice safe platypusary.

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>>2821739
I want to lick it
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>>2821772
That's not quite what I had in mind, but I don't think it would harm it.

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As much as I hate to ask if some anon could check and make sure to platybamp tomorrow. I have an out thing and I may be without a signal for just slightly more than 24 hours. Thanks in advance.

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>thread has been going since august 2nd
The fuck
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>>2771627
Hello Platyanon. I´m the guy that has drawn the flying platypus pic for you a while ago. I come here from time to time to renew my wish to have a patypus and because I rspect your stamina, I want you to think of a platypus motive for a pic which I shall do for you in the future. Can be something silly or ridiculous, no problem. Choose wisely....
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>>2823795
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Once again an proves itself to be the best board on 4chan. >>2823658


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>>2824156
It would be glorious to see them waddling majestically through the sky.
>>2825160
Platypus themed fooods are acceptable. Platypus based foods are not.

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I want to snuggle a puggle.
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>>2824378
>an
It's /an/, newfag.
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>>2771627
Beaver >>>>> Platypus
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>>2825484
Good good. All according to the plan.
>>2825561
I'm not a new fag. I'll have youknow that I've been shitposting about platypuses all summer.
>>2825587
What ever. There's no way an overgrown maple scented muskrat can be more wantable than a platypus.

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>>2825482
I´ll see what I can do for you then, Platyanon.

Give me some time and I´ll deliver.

See you, and hug a platypus today.
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>>2827699
thank you anon

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I would get a platypus if they could be house pets, but I don't go outside so I don't want a platypus.
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>>2828944
What the heck platypusanon?
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>>2779202
Wholesome
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>>2780630
Herbivores can be pretty dangerous all over. Elephants, Hippopotamuses, Horses, Bison, Gorrillas, Baboons, Rhinoceros, Buffalo, Boars (though I guess they are omnivores) etc and will fuck you up

Plenty of prehistoric plant eaters were really dangerous too
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Absolutely love platypuses, but fucking hate when people call them "puggles". Thread would be fantastic if that stupid word wasn't spammed all over.
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>>2829157
Horses are omnivorous, you fool
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>>2829217
But anon a puggle is what a baby monotreme is called.

>>2828965
I know not. This was not me.

>>2829226
I thought that was deer and elephants that secretly eat meat when nobody's looking.

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>>2830647
they are very cute no matter what evolution occurred to them.

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>>2777595
>>2780630
The venom isn't deadly, just agonizingly painful. I remember reading something about a war vet saying that it hurt worse than hot shrapnel.
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platybump
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>>2771627
happy birthday platypussy
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>>2831433
Thank you anons. And another year of platyposting commences.

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Must post a platypus today. 23 1/2 sense last post. Please work 4chan.

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I love you, Platyposter.
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>>2831800
No I loved him first
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>>2831802
He's my platypu...eerrr I mean human friend!
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platypus anon is actually a jewish half-man half-platypus platypus breeder who is shilling these creatures so he can sell us his genetically modified versions implanted with brainwashing devices
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>>2832169
>But anon platypuses might very well hold within them legitimate cures for diabetes and antibiotic resistant bacteria. Merchants sell treatments not cures. Also platypuses have no connection to cults of saturn so a ((( rabbipus))) makes no sense. Also I know unkle adolf loved animals, but i thought you guys back up boards were mlp and fit.
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>>2799229
So cuddly... They're like weird postapocalyptic mutant beavers, mixed with gerbils, or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
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>>2831800
>>2831802
>>2832132
Thanks anons
>>2832169
>>2832299
Was it Blondies birthday yesterday? WTF did I just read?
>>2832321
>>2832602
This.

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>>2772849
Not saying "it will be extremely painful
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>>2771627

Hang on, Platyanon. I started to work on your pic today, like I promised. It should arrive within the next 24 hours, as long as I don´t get hit by a piano on the head. (a very common cause of death around here)
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>>2832863
What's a good country to you?
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>>2771627
>>2823795
>>2824156
>>2833571

There ya go.
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>>2833762
>you will never get shat on by a flying platypus while you try to check google maps on your phone
Why even live
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>>2833762
It's magnificent anon. Thank you.

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P L A T Y

P U S S
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>>2833766
There's really no reason to after this
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>>2834052
Was a pleasure to do it. Since I'm far from being good enough to gain a commission or anything, I am doing pics for people I like instead. Don't worry, nohomo n'sheitz, but it made me smile more than one time to browse this threads and your stamina is quite impressive. Fuck those haters, you're already a legend you glorious faggot.

See. ya, straya cunt! :3
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Can you fuck a platypus? Asking for a friend
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>>2835218
No. Just no.

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>>2835497
Is this the new triforce?

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Is the story true that when they were first found by British explorers they thought someone was playing a joke on them and they glued a duck bill to a animal, and they tried to pull it off.
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>>2836414
I don't know about the explorers, but the British scientific community as a whole thought they were a farce until a live specimen was shipped from Australia. They even tried to remove the bill from the fist not alive platypus that they received from the explorers.

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>>2836641
how would a platy without its bill look like anyway
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>>2838605
It doesn't look right without the bill

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What about Platybear?
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>>2838719
So, its a hairy frog in disguise, eh? Clever little shits...
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>>2838871
What about the P-Rex? (OC do not steal)
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>>2839296
It would be an interesting animal, but it would never work. Everyone knows that ancient Platypuses and T-Rex were mortal enemies. In the end the T-Rex became more delicious and the platypus became more delightful.

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>>2777661
No u
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>>2838871
Giant platypuses had teeth and claws. They were kinda like platypus bears. I would probably still want to cuddle one though.

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>>2832169
Do they come in monstergirl variant? I'll take one
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>>2841134
It comes in cute 2D if that counts.

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>>2843657
>>>2837748
Why so degenerate platyanon?
Don't you want to change to supporting a normie animal like dogs or giraffes?
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>>2835218
i googled "fuck a platypus" with quotes and was led here
not disappointed, well done anon
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Where would one go to snuggle a puggle?
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>>2844785
I hear you can snuggle a puggle at Healesville WIldlife Sanctuary in Melbourne
You'll want to get in early though, my gf tried to book us a pugglesnuggle for our anniversary but it even three months notice wasn't enough.
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>>2844785
>>2844889
This is the correct answer.
https://www.zoo.org.au/healesville/wild-encounters/wade-with-the-platypus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw1s82zcPY
>>2844189
Thank you and I try anon.

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>>2844889
>>2844893
>tfw European
I will never snuggle a puggle :(
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>>2844898
Dare to dream anon. As long as there are puggles there is hope.

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