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Either /an/ is getting faster or I'm getting slower, but..I'm going to post a platypus in this thread every day until all of an wants to snuggle a puggle.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
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>>2771627

Youre as gay as that winston faggot
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>>2771646
rood
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>>2771627
You're starting to get to me, platyposter. I kind of want to snuggle a puggle.
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>>2772338
good

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>>2771627
are you apart of the /an/cord discord Illuminati
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>>2771627
can't these things kill you
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>>2772719
No. There is no record of a platypus ever killing a human. They can cause significant discomfort if you mishandle a male.
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>>2772719
Daily reminder, there have been zero recorded deaths from anybody just wanting a platypus
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>>2772904
You make an excellent point. Add not ever having died because of to the almost innumerous list of reasons.

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How do I acquire a puggle that I would snuggle? Would you recommend taking care of one?
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>>2773853
Take a normal platypus and be better to it.

Also this is your everyday reminder to want a platypus.
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>>2772403
I legitimately don't know what that is. I feel like I want to keep it that way, but i don't want to assume or be judgmental.

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>>2774648
It's the /an/ discord server
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Man now I want to snuggle a puggle.
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The worst thing about Australia is how fucking strict they are with their animals. I just want to see Australian animals without having to go to Australia
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>>2774888
Those digits confirm. Wanting to puggle snuggle is correct.

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>>2773879
I looked it up and the google said that it is very illegal to get a platypus. Does google not want me to snuggle a puggle? How do I get around this?
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>>2775905
I missed you, puggle anon.. Where did you go?
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>>2771627
/an/ is getting faster because of all these pitbull hate threads

This board is slowly turning into /pol/ but about animals
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>>2776154
There is a place you can legally snuggle with one. You have to go to Queensland Australia to do it though. The Healsvill sanctuary has an exhibition that lets you swim with a hand raised female platypus.
https://www.zoo.org.au/healesville/wild-encounters/wade-with-the-platypus

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
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>>2776407
At this point I might have to start a posting two reminders a day.
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>>2771627
Reminder that platypus are australian.... and males are venomous.. not exactly cuddle material
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>>2777595
See>>2772904
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Thank you platypus poster
I now wish to snuggle a puggle
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>>2771627
kys
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>>2776539
Healsville Sanctuary is in Victoria
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>>2777651
Good good. Then it is all worth it.

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Reminder: Platypus venom cannot kill human (but it will hurt...alot)
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>>2778115
But it can also lead to treatment for diabeetus.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322156.php
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>>2777674
That is the place to be for puggle cuddling yes.

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They really are cool animals. How well do they do as pets?
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>>2779229
They'd probably need a big aquarium or an indoor pool. And they'd also probably need to eat mostly fish and crustaceans.
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>>2779229
You cant. Its illegal
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>>2779385
Only in australia. They are not an endangered species and I have a plan to get one legaly. Although not necessarily sanely.
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>>2779229
They would make terrible pets
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>>2779202
cute
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>>2774889
>wanting Orb Spiders anywhere but Australia
I will kill myself if those things break quarantine and blame you in the suicide note.
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>>2780005
Yes yes they are.
>>2779253
They would need a platypusary actually.

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>>2777595
Do all creatures in Australia have to be deadly and violent? Even there fucking herbivores arn't ones to mess with.
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>>2780630
They have quokkas, but those live on a tiny sub island with no predators. Platypuses managed to be as cute as they are and survive millions of years in the outback.

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Male platypus' have venomous spines protruding from their hind legs. would not be a good day if u got stabbed.
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>>2780630
gonna derail the platy subs for a second with some pixel art I made of a quokka
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>>2781917
cute!
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>>2781792
See>>2772904
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>>2781917
Yes very cute well done. However I will now get this thread back on track with a hand drawn baby platypus and it's corresponding meltibeed platypus counterpart.

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>>2780008
But some of us might get Platypuses in the deal. Won't you think of the cuddles?

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>>2782209
Okay okay I want one now
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What if, this thread's purpose is to actually make platypuses go extinct by abuse from humans?
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>>2783274
It was established in earlier threads that platypus anon is actually a platypus with a computer who is trying to trick his way into having a pet human.
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>>2783265
Good good. That's why I did it.

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>>2783274
Patently false. Think about it. There are more tigers in Texas than there are in the wild. Granted there are more than a few shitty tiger owners, but nobody going to get a platypus out of some misplaced sense of machismo. How are we going to ensure their survival if there isn't a robust breeding and conservation program? Even if most us can never have one. If we want one bad enough we will contribute to their conservation as the next best thing.

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>>2785930
okay puggle anon, how do i keep a platypus in my home if its illegal? i already have a 1500 gallon pond and live in driving distance to wild crawfish and a bait shop with feeder minnows. now how do i house the cute platy if its illegal!!! i cant break the law!!!!
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>>2786097
You just wait for Australia to realize that the best way to conserve animals is to establish breeding populations in different places. What if there's a platypus disease (like the fungus that kills frogs) and suddenly all the platypuses in australia die? What will we do then?
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>>2786107
Tasmania has a platypus killing fungus and they still don't allow them to have their populations diversified through zoo breeding programs. I think if San Diego can get one it will be a watershed moment in their conservation. https://dpipwe.tas.gov.au/wildlife-management/fauna-of-tasmania/mammals/echidnas-and-platypus/platypus/platypus-fungal-disease#WhatEffectistheDiseaseHavingonPlatypusPopulations?

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