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Looks like /ourguy/ is back with the E
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Cornette nudes when?
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well thats honestly shocking. Maybe he'll kill kevin dunn
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Based Cornette working (for) the WWE.
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>>2390491
bullshit. must be an edit.
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Didn't he talk about this on his podcast like a month ago? Or was it just speculation? Either way, he is the right man to do it.
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Who do you think wrote the script for Southpaw Regional Wrestling?

Thing is nobody told him it would be played off as a joke.
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>>2390491
Drink every time he coughs

Holy fuck this is gonna be great
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He wished for this on a monkey's paw, and he's inducting Kevin Dunn next year.
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>>2390491
BASED CORNY
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GOAT
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>>2390491
>Well here I am (sips Sprite) at the goddamn motherfuckin' hall of fame exposin' the fuckin business in front of 10,000 marks motherfucker. FUCK Vince Russo (sips Sprite) if I haven't said it already.
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KILL DUNN PLS CORNETTE TAKE A BULLET FOR THE BIZ
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>>2390520
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BASED
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>Haitch is playing 4th dimensional chess and invited Cornette so he can kill Dunn
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>>2390528
>knows Vince will never fire Dunn
>invites Cornette to do the work for him

Cereal Assassin always wins in the end
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Jim realized he's losing his relevance at an alarming rate with Bruce Prichard being the star of the old timers now.
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>>2390491
Inducted by Kevin Dunn
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>>2390497
Exposing the business
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>>2390539
>On TNA
>Star of anything
Good laff
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>>2390491
Man, Jim has become such a joke the past few years.
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>>2390491
hopefully he creates a podcast with Ryback. i want nothing but 2 grown men crying for an hour straight. its my thing.
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This is actually awesome.
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>>2390561
He really hasnt though, just a bunch of smarks on a shit image board laugh at him for stupid reasons and feel superior.
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>>2390563
dude just by browsing 4chan you can get grown men crying 24/7.
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>>2390573
True
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>>2390530
>Cereal Assassin
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>>2390567
You're right, he's always been pretty shit.
His raging hate boner for Kenny Omega and LU and pretty much most younger talent(Steen and Young Bucks come to mind) shows how out of touch the old bastard is.
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>>2390563
Would love to see that even though Corny really REALLY doesn't like Ryback

https://youtu.be/5GAOxuxkv0o
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>>2390590
>You're right, he's always been pretty shit.

what a dumb ass. you're pretty much basing Cornettes entire career on his podcasts and probably didn't know who he was was before that. and you agreed with >>2390567
>just a bunch of smarks on a shit image board laugh at him for stupid reasons and feel superior.
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>>2390590
Mike "Spirit Squad" Mondo should be the face of RoH, though.
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>>2390526
fuck off leddit
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So Cuckette has once again sold out
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>>2390590
t. reddit

Oreowens and The Young Cucks are shit
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>>2390491
It's a trap! He will be working with WCPW wrestlemania weekend and do a rock and roll express documentary. They are doing this in an attempt to lure out King Ross so that JBL can kill him
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post the *sips sprite* paige meme!
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>>2390590
Kenny Omega pls leave and have sex with a blow up doll or your boyfriend Kota Ibushi
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>>2390647
Im surprised Cornette would work with WCPW
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>actually giving me a reason to watch the HoF
Well played WWE
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What's next? Steiner inducting DDP?
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>>2390664
Something something working the moneymarks.
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>>2390507
Underrated post
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>>2390679
I want Steiner at the HoF inducting himself.
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>>2390685
>Made a career out of BTFO Haitch
Never ever.
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>SO...[mic static]
>KENNAY OMAYGUH IS A GODDAMN WHORE WHO EXPOSED THE BUSINESS AND MAKES HIMSELF LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN FUCKING TOOL WRESTLING BLOWUP DOLLS AND FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS
>IM HERE WITH YA'LL TONIGHT BECAUSE BACK IN 1973 WITH JIM CROCKETT AND JERRY LAWLER
>DONALD TRUMP IS A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE SHOT AND IMPEACHED OR WHATEVER
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>>2390664
he did commentary on one pf their ppv with Jim Ross.
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https://twitter.com/wilpruett

look at this SJW having a meltdown
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>>2390696
[standing ovation received]
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The guy is a professional, he's gonna do a professional job honoring his friends and the business. He's not gonna run his mouth and go nuts and shoot. That's what shoots are for. The fact that people don't know the difference is half of what he's always so mad about when he rants about young people and the business and all autism aside he's partially right.
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>>2390723
>coffee lover
>reads Harry Potter
>whiteknights Muslims
This is the average smark, no wonder wrestling sucks nowadays.
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>>2390723
>https://twitter.com/wilpruett
That Twitter feed is disgusting.
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>>2390742
Seriously. I don't know how something as degenerate as wrestling has attracted so many fucking faggots over the years. I wish companies would stop pandering to these assholes.
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>>2390765
haha epic. how can I give this post reddit gold?
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>>2390776
Ah, got another one.
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>>2390723
wtf I love Cornette now!
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>>2390696
Has been known to use the phrase "wrestle with a broom"
Mad some guy wrestled a blow up doll
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>>2390765
Young Bucksu Go Homu
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>>2390765

>having different opinions means your old
>being old means your opinion is worthless

i love these new authoritarian liberals
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>>2390491
Im actually hype about this.

This year's HoF will be great
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>>2390528
Cornette kills Dunn, Owens kills Cornette, and H gets away with it again!
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>And with great honor I am proud to induct the RocknRol-
>KEVIN YOU BUCK TOOTHED BEAVER BASTARD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING AT
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>>2391081
BASED
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Everyone always complains the WWE works too dangerously, but putting Cornette in front of a live mic is more dangerous than anything they've done in years.
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>>2390685
If Steiner ever got inducted it would be Rick Steiner inducting him

whats the pg version of 'gimme a fuckin mic'?
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>>2390875
go back to facebook grandma.
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If only this led to Cornette managing the Revival on the main roster.
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>>2391212
If they have Cornette for an actual angle, they should make him manage Goldberg, so they have Cornette in Goldbergs corner and Heyman in Brock's and can just have segments of Cornette and Heyman in the ring with mics going at each other.
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>Look at Cornette's Twitter
>He retweeted this
BASED
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>>2390491
Based Fatass is going to massacre Jim on the stage before anything else happens.
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>>2391233
MAD
A
N
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>>2390520
Read this is Bruce Pricharda Cornette voice

>I'm a heel motherfucker
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>>2390491

>mfw he goes off script and complete buries Vince, Haitch, Steph, and KO
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>>2391519
Based Fatass
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>>2391339
Goddamn!
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>yfw he goes full shoot
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>>2390723
I don't know what those fucking dolls are called, but literally everybody I have seen with one as their avatar is this level of autistic retard fag.
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>>2390491
Cornetty will always be a Janetty
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>>2391986
beaver like typing detected
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>>2391994
Neg m8, I wouldn't survive a day that far north.
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Seriously, I hope this is actually a covert way for Haitch and Vince to kill that Bucky beaver toothed faggot

AHEM

*sips Sprite*

AND FUCK LUCHA UNDERGROUND FOR EXPOSING THE BUSINESS
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>>2390491
Now question is will he go into business for himself and cut a huge fucking promo like I hope he will or put the boys over?
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Vince: "Hello pal." *shakes hand*

Cornette: "Well you see that's the problem right there with modern day Sports Entertainment bullshit. You go right in there with a handshake spot without building to it at all. You've got make this shit mean something. Back in the day a handshake was an angle you'd build to for six months and blow off at your big show, whether it be Thanksgiving Night at the Louisville Gardens or the Mid South coliseum Christmas week. I remember in Smoky Mountain we had Dirty white Boy and Tracy Smothers do a handshake angle that drew 250 fans and gave us the highest attendance we ever did in the Knoxville Broom Closet. Goddamn I remember at '87 Great American Bash when Bobby Eaton shook the hand of..."

Vince: (on phone) "Paul E? I need you to do an Hall of Fame in induction, pal..."
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>WWE giving Jim Cornette a live mic

Well, The Creator does play chess in dimensions not yet conceived.
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Who the fuck is Jim Cornette?
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>>2392143
18+
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>>2390491
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>>2392238
Who the fuck are you to tell him that he is underage?
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>>2392549
his father
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>>2391983

funko pops, I can't think of a better calling card for "faggot hipster" than those ugly pieces of samefaced shit

t. grown man that plays with toys
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>>2393019
I bet he has more followers than you.
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>>2392073
raffing hard
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>>2392073
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My sides are in orbit

You have to watch this live before the Network butchers the shit out of it.
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>>2393284
>>2393502
>>2393547

This site is 18+, samefag
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Do you guys think Corny will say anything negative when he gets in the mic in front of everyone?

I really think he will want to but I don't think he'll have the balls (and will have the decency) just to move along and say thanks for the honor.

I do think the snarks in the audience will go nuts for him though.
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>>2393566
Samefag meme
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>>2390590
Get a load of this mark

>>2390742
The average mark you mean, WWE fanbase is packed full of these beta SJW cucks nowadays
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>>2390662
Omega/ibushi sex tape when?
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>>2394541
soon.....
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>>2393595
>the balls

He respects the rock n roll way more than he hates the WWE. The most you'll get is a funny quip alluring to his "controversial opinions" and maybe a "everyone should take notes" sort of jab.
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>>2390520
you forgot *COUGH*
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>people actually thinking anything interesting will happen

It's fucking WWE.

>>2390507
keked

>>2390567
>-t. never actually watched any of his booking
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>>2390503
Cornette vs. Dunn in a legit streetfight at Mania.
Book it Vince!
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>/ourguy/

An out-of-touch manchild stuck in the past and prone to temper-tantrums?

...yeah that fits.
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>>2395691
Second.
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>>2395651
He has some GOAT tier booking and angles in SMW, has claimed Kane as his idea which is a GOAT tier gimmick, actually drew thousands of people for a developmental project when the other wwe feeder places before him drew nothing and never turned profits.

He booked ROH like dog shit, but ROH was always booked like shit unless you were punk or joe. Constantly taking way too long to capitalize on hot acts. Though it was never that bad until Delirious got the book.
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>>2395711
>has claimed Kane as his idea which is a GOAT tier gimmick

"Evil Brother" is hardly an original gimmick, least of all ones named Cain.

>actually drew thousands of people for a developmental project

Disingenuous or just stupid?
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>>2390520
>>2395389
*clears throat violently*
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>>2391519
>thinking he'll ever get into the HOF
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>people on here actually think he'll say something outrageous or shit on the product

He'll give a nice and funny speech filled with anecdotes from the past and leave. No way he's gonna take the spotlight from the RNR Express. And maybe, just maybe, Vince will offer him a job, though, that's just wishful thinking.
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>>2390491

I can't help but feel Jim Cornette probably smells funny.
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>>2395731
He did, he had multiple big shows where he got over a thousand people in the building in Ohio. Batista vs Kane in particular.

It wasn't just the evil brother thing, it was the mask, heavy breathing and him being an unstoppable monster that got over in a major way. Nothing is original, rebellious asshole pissing off corrupt boss is a trope that has existed for literal centuries in fiction, does that suddenly make austin vs mcmahon discredited?

As said, from an entertainment perspective you have SMW, from a drawing perspective you have several ideas and bookings that led to legit stars or at least sell outs in arenas.

The only blemish on his resume is ROH, because in ROH he was a failure because he didn't understand his audience, but even then a lot of blame is wrongfully placed on him. ROH to this day since Jim left has still been boring shit that's now bleeding members of the roster.
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>>2392073
>wether it be Thanksgiving Night at the Louisville Gardens or the mid South coliseum Christmas week
>Not Lethal Leap-Year
YA BLEW IT
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He's the only guy who could save WWE right now.




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