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Let's pretend for a minute that you're out in public for the first time in a few days and RAW or whatever is in your city. At the mall, or some local food place, you spot a wrestlers. Male or female. What would you do? Would you approach the wrestler (could be anyone alive) and say hi?

I just want to make sure that when if I ever meet a wrestler, the last thing I want to do i embarrass myself and act like a soyboy.
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Run up to them and shout really loud while making sure to unzip your pants and wave your cock around.
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I'd say hi and say the usual bs of love your work, give a little memory of them, smile and say see you later and good luck with everything.
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>>3656143
Unzip penis*
Fixed that for you
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>>3656135
Ask Paige why her asshole looks like chewed up bubble gum.
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>>3656143
Ah the muslim method.
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If its BASED SLAG, yell across the room
>”I JACKED OFF TO THAT PORNSTAR YESTERDAY!”
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>>3656135

Pretend you don't know they're wrestlers. These people are human and like their free time without having fans bothering them
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>>3656135
I would throw hot coffee on Mercedes and rip her shirt off and expose her water balloons.
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>>3656145
would you ask for a picture? or is asking for a picture the same thing a soyboy would do?

>>3656148
there is literally nothing wrong with her asshole, anon. she has a cute butthole that I want to lick
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I think about this all the time. Especially imagining meeting Alexa.'I would be super chill and respectful. "Oh, damn," I would say "you're Alexa Bliss. Congrats on all your success."

At this point she's probably worried I'm a weirdo. But I'll put her at ease with some comments. "They say you're from Columbus. I actually grew up in Hilliard. Where'd you go to school?" She'll tell me, and ill make some jokes about high school rivalries (since we're the same as). Obviously I know she was a cheerleader, but I'm not gonna give that away and look like a weirdo. I'll let her tell me that. That's when I tell her I bet I've seen her at a football game (cause we're the same age).

Now that she's at ease and laughing with me, I suggest we dip into this dope cafe I know for some matcha lattes. Since I know the barista, I'll get it made with the good vanilla syrup too. Couple hours later and we're making our next date. Simple :)
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>>3656135
The best thing is if you approach them, preferably when they're on the phone or sitting down enjoying their meal, and you say their catchphrase so they know you're a really big fan. Like Paige for instance, "THIS IS MY HOUSE!" and then you take an unannounced selfie, either with your hand in a fist, showing that you too are a fighter and thus a kindred spirit of the wrestler you've met, or with your mouth agape in surprise, to make for a really funny memorable picture. At this point, they'll know the routine, so hand over a sharpie and something for them to sign; they'll know exactly what to do. Sports entertainers love their fans and by giving them the opportunity to take a picture and sign autographs for you, you're doing them a favor by reminding them exactly why they do what they do. Good luck!
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>>3656135
I live in Orlando so I'm actually always on the lookout for them. I've prepared so much in my head that I will never be caught off-guard and will just try to be as efficient as possible in greeting them, thanking them, asking for a second of their time, and getting a picture.
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>>3656157
>t. chewed up gum asshole lover
>>3656135
Drug them OP
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>>3656160
damn, is it really that easy?
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>>3656160
This is what I do with Asuka every time we have sex.
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>>3656157
Nah no picture man, what's the point in having the image, you know they don't wanna do the picture so it's inauthentic. The memory of meeting them and knowing you didn't overstep is better than a picture.
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I met Paige. I just strolled up to her, my cock bulging in tight blue jeans, and asked her if she was interested in doing coke. Ten minutes later, she was draining my balls in the McDonalds bathroom.
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>>3656214
are you thinking of Becky?
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>>3656217
Anon, he IS Becky.
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>>3656135
Don't use "insider terms" around a wrestler. Ever. Don't call them a worker, don't call yourself a mark, none of that.
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>>3656277
What if I AM a mark though?
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>>3656135

you don't
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>>3656135
I SAW YOUR VIDEO WITH XAVIER I FUCKING LOVE THE NEW DAY
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I've met wrestlers in public multiple times both at bars. they are normal people and they know they are famous so just ask them normal stuff about their day like anyone they know would you autistic faggot. i would ask if they've been anywhere interesting in the city, if they needed suggestions on places to eat, what music they are listening to, how their training is going or diet questions (/fit/izen here and they love talking about this shit because the fatsos they usually interact with never bring it up). you want them to see you as a man not a fanboy. dont ask for an autograph or a picture. What are you 6 years old? you're a grown man and don't need another grown mans signature you fucking loser. had beers and a great time.
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>>3656135
if ya fapped to them, make sure to ding-dong diddly tell it
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I met Edge (Adam Copeland) once at my friend's pizzeria in NY. Coolest guy I've ever met in my life.

All I asked him for was a quick picture and he said I could have the pic or he'd give me ten minutes of his time to talk whatever I wanted to talk about. So I sat down and we just shot the shit.

Had he not given me that time, id never had known Adam actually wrestled in WCW for bit. It was all pretty surreal. Nobody timed it, but after a bit I thanked him and walked out.

Like I said, cool mothafuckin dude. And once he came outside, I fucking domed him in the back of the head yelling, "Alpha time bitch!". I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of Edge in the parking lot.

Got him on the ground and just started slamming his head into the concrete. His eyes rolled into the back of his head so I stopped. Whipped my dick out, pissed on him, and said "Welcome to America.". He retired 3 weeks after that.
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>>3656135
If it's a guy, ignore. If it's a girl below my league, ignore. Else, seduce her.
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>>3656582
Thank you sir
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>>3656155
Cuck
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>>3656180
Fag
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>>3656582
>implying he didn't spear you and pee in your butt

captcha: calle bradshaw
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>>3656582
Man, I wish I was an alpha for like, just one day. You tha man!
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>>3656135

Just leave them alone. I live in a part of LA where I see celebrities all the time and most people just ignore them.
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>>3656160
Damn bro you're smooth, have you fucked Alexa yet?
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>>3657202
Once this happens, I'll wait til the 3rd date like a gentleman. Unless she's still a virgin and needs some more time.
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>>3656135
You should be worried about having sex for the first time not this shit.
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>>3656180
>>3656157
fags

you politely ask them for a picture if they dont seem tired/in a hurry/occupied. Why is it so hard for you mongoloids to act like human beings?
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In the airport, never approach them. They're tired and just want to get to the hotel.
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>>3656582

Stop showing off, Beth.
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>>3656135

Unless you’re a child, the only acceptable interaction with a wrestler is to yell their gimmick at them and keep moving.

If I saw Bobby Roode, I’d yell Glorious and keep walking. If I saw Randy Orton, I’d yell RKO and keep walking. If I saw Kevin Owens I’d yell woo pig sooey and keep walking.
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this is a silly place
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Depends on the situation. If they're walking somewhere/look busy or are talking to people, just steer clear and then lie to your friends who care (lel /asp/ having friends) about you meeting them. If they're standing around waiting, don't beeline straight towards them like a stan, just casually walk up, one sentence about how you like them or some match they did, if it's warmly received ask for your picture, thank them and leave. If you get brushed off or ignored or they don't seem to be in the mood, walk away. If you're that desperate to meet a wrestler just sign up for a meet and greet.
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>>3656152
Stop that.
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I ran into Becky Lynch in Nashville at a beer fest when she was with her mma boyfriend. Granted I was a little drunk but I just went up and said I was big fan and wished her a good night. Just don't ask for a picture unless they ask if you want one.
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>>3656160
I fucking love you spergs
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>>3657273
>Why is it so hard for you mongoloids to act like human beings?
Why is it so hard for you virgin to avoid bothering them for a MEANINGLESS picture? Grow up, kid. And have sex in the process.
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>>3657284
Loser
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>>3656135
Hey Paige, nice moves, keep it up, proud of you.
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>>3656582
Good, fuck that faggot antidraw.
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>>3656135
>the last thing I want to do i embarrass myself and act like a soyboy.
well I got news for you buddy, you just embarrassed yourself by creating a literal beta male soy-boy thread
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>>3656160

Begging you to have sex anon
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>>3656135
HEY PHIL!
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>>3656135
If you have a small child with you it's easy to approach them and use the kid as an excuse to get the picture, also it's suprising to see how they lie about their height
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>>3658255
Being so beta you're afraid of asking for one (1) picture.
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>>3658393
>being so beta AND cuck to need a picture of someone else for self validation
Cuck
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>>3656135
For talking to most wrestlers, follow standard protocol. Don't engage if they seem busy or frustrated, but if they seem to be in a chill moment say hello, tell them what you appreciate about their work, accept a photo or autograph if offered but otherwise step back and let them get on with their day.

For your waifu, though, you should adopt a standard submissive position - kneel on the floor, back straight, eyes to the ground, hands clasped behind your back, and say "Mistress (Waifuname), is there anything this unworthy slave can do to please you today?"
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>>3658418
I would unironically do this for the empress of my fucking dick Asuka
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>>3656155
They literally get into wrestling for the fame ya pinhead. They're attention whores just like your cries for morality.
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My dad travels a lot for work and has seen different wrestlers a number of times. He saw big show fail to fit his hand in a pay phone, he's seen ric flair a number of times and actually worked out with him in a golds gym. You're better off not bugging them like every other obnoxious fan.
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>>3658402
>not posting a selfie of you and a wrestler on insta with a humorous caption and raking in dozens of likes
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>>3656135
As fringe as we are and a dead as these boards are I'm sure they know about us because it's freaking frackin' 4chan

Knowing this I would jog to the nearest convert all my paper money into dimes, and make it hail like a Canadian throwing toonies at a strip club
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>>3658445
you post like you are autistic
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>>3658470
>is a tripfag
you post like you are autistic
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>>3658494
triggered faggot
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>>3656160
She went to Grove City High School for a while. My sister in law went to school with her. Apparently she used to touch herself in class. Columbus bro here.
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>>3658436
I'd say "Not if I get there first" but the based empress probably has a harem of subbois and girls at her beck and call. See you in Asuka's dungeon, Anon.
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>>3656160
HOLYFUCKINGCRINGEOLA
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>>3658586
Did Scott really not see the problem with his jizz covered ring gear?
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>>3658634
That's dripping machismo, not jizz. Real men know the difference.
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>>3658548
>Apparently she used to touch herself in class
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>>3658694
Idk that's what my sister in law said. She said she used to get bullied and her parents ended up pulling her out of the school and moving somewhere else.
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>>3658548
Stop lying about my Bliss faggot
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>>3658718
Again it's just what I've heard.
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>>3658524
>triggered faggot
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>>3658459
Nice feet, really nice feet
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I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.”

My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”

Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”

Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget.

Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
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>>3656135
I saw CM Punk at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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I attend Rollins College right outside of Orlando and I see NXT people on the reg, but I never go up and talk to them. I guess it's kinda different though, cause at this stage of the game, they're still just regular people (not stars yet).

The only big name wrestler I met and talked to was Eve Torres. My mom hosted a baby shower for her about 3 years ago - "Welcome Baby Gracie!"

I was enlisted to serve food, clean, etc. and at one point, I went in the upstairs bathroom and there was a plate of cake on the counter. I grabbed it and the bathroom door closed behind me. It was Eve.

She explained the cake was hers, a fourth piece, and that her friends were making fun of her pregnancy hunger. She then asked me if I knew what else she was hungry for?...

Eve slowly unbuckled my pants, turned me around and bent me over the bathrooom sink. She proceeded to shove handfuls of cake up my asshole making me rock hard.

I heard her whisper that "she's loves cake" as she went to town, eating every last bit up. She then forced me on my knees in front of her fat pregnant belly, removed her panties, and flung her leg over my shoulder saying it was "my turn to eat".

I returned the favor, just burying my tongue inside Eve. And then it happened. She squirted in my face. But it wasn't ecstasy... it was her water breaking!

Prebirth juice slimed my face and all I could think about was Baby Gracie about to meet the world! It was beautiful. I never saw Eve again after she was rushed to the hospital, but for one moment in time... we shared something special that no one can take away.
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>>3659875
Boring.
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>>3662750
based
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If I ever met Paige, I'd walk up and say we have something in common. I fucking love Xavier and you love fucking Xavier.
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>>3662986
cringe
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>>3662750

Now that's what I call having your cake and eating it too!
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>>3662986
According to Paige on Lillian's podcast, they took advantage of young naive girl who didnt know any better.

They practically RAPED her, you sick fuck. I know you wrestling fans think it's funny to make light of her private pics/videos, but remember... you're RAPING her too.

You all are gonna burn in hell.
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>>3663492
Why is she not accusing them of rape then? With the way the whole show biz world is buzzing right now, she'd easily win such a case.
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>>3656135
Wait until they’re spending quality time with their children in the small amount of time they have with them before their next flight. Then rush them and shove several copies of their official WWE pictures in their face with some markers and insist they sign them as your friend takes pictures of you with them while another friend records the whole thing to make sure the wrestler doesn’t say anything they might regret or you will be sure to post a heavily edited version of the encounter online for all to see.
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>>3663492
Jesus she has a podcast?
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>>3663970
Sad but true. Honestly, she has the easiest job in the company, all the time in the world, and constant access to wrestlers - it was inevitable.

>>3663585
Because Paige doesn't fall for hashtags and social trends. Beyond that, she still has a huge career ahead of her (something a lot of Hollywood accusers don't). She may be naive, but she knows where the money is!

PS... please stop defending rapists. That makes you worse than they are. Seriously, you fucking disgust me rapist lover. I wish I could go back in time and teach you a lesson. I'd rape and kill your mother, but not in that order. See how much you like raping people then, you sick degenerate fuck!!
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>>3656161
You forgot to say that you should tell them that you are going to sell the autographed item on eBay, to show them that they are important and worth a lot of money :)
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>>3664397
Do people seriously buy wrestlers autographs on eBay? Seems to me there's not a lot of value in it.
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>>3662750 Gross, but strangely erotic. I hope you cut the umbilical cord with your teeth, anon.
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I'm actually related to Jason Hervey (cousin) and have helped with filming/production on a few of his projects where he is EP. If his name sounds familiar, he played Wayne on The Wonder Years and was an on air personality in WCW (pic related). Currently, he runs an entertainment company with a name you may have heard of... Eric Bishoff.

In any case, I have met a lot of wrestlers and off air talent thru this connection. So I can provide some valued insight here: just treat wrestlers how you want to be treated. That's it!

Sounds simple, but it's the truth. Run into Sasha at 4am in an airport, give her space. See Tyler Breeze at Gamestop, say what's up. Simple.

And I'll tell you who gave me this advice. Bubba Ray Dudley. His real name is Mark DeLongo (or something to that effect) and he filmed an episode of one of Harvey's pilots that didn't get picked up.

He actually came up to talk to ME at a wrap party. He's intimidating as shit, but funny as hell. He was with this blonde smokeshow too, looked like a stripper. Long story short, we're all back in his hotel room snorting coke.

We got fucking faded! They were used to the drugs and passed out, but I felt like my heart was gonna explode. I had a raging boner too, like the coke was laced with Viagra.

The blonde's ass looked so good, that I slowly crawled into her bed, hiked up her skirt and just started slowly fucking her, trying not to wake Mark (or her). But then she came to, and I just froze! She said, "don't stop", so I kept thrusting her.

I whispered if it was okay that I cum inside her and she replied "on the face, on the face...". So I pulled out, mounted his chest, and came buckets all over Bubba's face. The semen was building up in the ridges of his forehead like a creamy damn about to burst.

Before anyone could react, I sprung out of bed grabbed my pants and shoes (left the shirt) and sprinted out of the hotel room. I hope we never cast Mark in anything again...
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>>3665918

PLEASE, please, please... tell me this is the hooker you fucked with Bubba!!! Is it her?!
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>>3666179
Ha! Yeah, that is her.

We called her "Rudy" all night, cause the coke made her nose all red like the reindeer, don't remember her real name though. But man, was her pussy tight! Shove a lump of coal up there and she'd queef out a diamond!
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https://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Celebrities
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>>3666359
>Velvet Sky
>tight pussy

Choose one
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>>3667688
How bout I choose to beat your virgin ass!

No seriously. Tough guy. Where do you live? I'll come to you. And all tear that ass up! Once I'm finished with you, you'll be Drozified (not able to walk). Or are you afraid to take it like a man?!
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Necrobump
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>>3656135
Drug, rape, cum, kill, fuck
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>>3656135
I actually met Alexa Bliss & Nia in line at a Starbucks in San Diego. I said hi, told them I liked watching them on tv, and offered to buy their coffees. They accepted, and after paying they asked if I wanted a photo. I told them sure, and we snapped a selfie together. As I turned to leave, I realized this was going to be my only chance ever...I leaned over and asked her if she needed her feet rubbed. I turned very red, but to my surprise she giggled and told me to come sit with them. When we all sat down, she looked over at me. I stammered at her...
>d-do mommy's feet hurt?
"Oh yes, yes they do. Would you be a good boy and rub them for mommy?"
>I felt spaghetti welling up and I got rock hard. I squeaked out a "y-yes, yes mommy"
"Don't forget Miss Bliss' footsies too!" She giggled as I slid under the table.
"Are mommy's feet dirty too?"
>y-yes mommy...should I wash them?
"Use your tongue" she said "make sure you get everywhere!"
>the entire Starbucks was staring at us
"Does you guys like my foot washer?" She asked them
...
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>>3656236

Fucking KEK
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>>3665918

Based.
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>>3669915
HOLY FUCKING BASED
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>>3670899
Footfags are not based. Plus, I don't think that happened (anon made it up!).




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