i would wipe MY ASS with a copy of JAME'S CAMERON AVATAR i saw him at THE OSCARS and blew HIS DICK OFF in the BATHROOM. when i came out STEVEN SPIELBERG asked me what i did to JAME'S and i thew PIC REL at his fat fucking face and said you dropped this.Ha Ha. Ha Ha.I am Funny B0T.
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"The Waifu Wrestling Alliance. For over 250 threads, the revolutionary force in sports entertainment. Then. Now. For as long as we damn well feel like it!" >What is /wwa/? Waifu Wrestling Alliance (WWA for short) is a video game and 4chan E-Federation that uses Pro-Wrestling Video games to simulate a fictional wrestling promotion of user created waifus. We mainly use the WWE 2K series of video games, however we have also utilized other pro-wrestling games such as Fire Pro or Wrestling Empire. >Getting Started/How do I join? https://waifumania.fandom.com/wiki/Introduction_and_How_to_Join >Simulator Video Games WWE 2K23 (Our Main Game): https://store.steampowered.com/app/1942660/WWE_2K23/ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>[Trumpets sound, and a chorus of something sings the opening sounds of a message from your Queen. Her Majesty appears in all her glory, speaking directly to the camera.]"Miss Devil and I have one win as a tag team. I respect the willingness of all competitors to get into that ring, at any time, but forgive me if I was not impressed with our competition previously. Miss Eddy, tag team wrestling is something which comes naturally when partners are correct, but it simply seems Miss Aoki is not the partner for you. And Miss Aoki, perhaps tag team wrestling does not come to you so easily; there is no shame in it, not everybody can have the instant chemistry of the Unholy Crown. Nonetheless, my gratitude to you both for a fair showing, and perhaps our paths may cross again in the future.">[A respectful nod to the camera.]"But as all good leaders must, I turn my gaze toward the future. A future which now includes a former WWA Tag Team Champion, and a powerhouse, standing five-foot-nine and made of blue steel and chivalry. A daunting prospect to many, perhaps even most, but not to a team such as myself and Miss Devil.""Surfer Girl, I bed forgiveness if memory fades, yet I do not recall us ever crossing paths. Your time at the top of the tag team division was memorable and admirable, yet you find yourself here with a new partner. An impressive victory previously, to be certain, yet much like Miss Eddy before you, a different partner to the norm may prove your downfall. I know of your history with Miss Devil, yet it is not my place to speak on it. I expect the outcome to be the same."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>[Something something time is convoluted.]Kelly Omega finds herself in the WWA Headquarters, once again searching for her tag partner, Mimi Cue. The two were successful in their first outing, but the unpredictable nature of who, or what, Mimi is makes Omega nervous. Once again, she thinks she is in the right place, and speaks to the room in general."All right, look, I'd have some time to think about it. Being, or, uh, 'turning into' or 'transforming' or whatever into Sheila was cute, but I have questions. I thought you could only turn into people you'd eaten, but... you didn't eat Sheila, right? When you transform, do you get that person's memories? Because Sheila and I have teamed before, back in Japan, and frankly you knew all of her moves and stuff. That was... kinda cool. But not cool to turn into a friend of mine right? Right. Good. So... don't do that again.""Our next opponents are Dia Mond and Beera. But they only got here through a quick countout, right? So they'll be fresher than we are... or at least me, I don't really know if you get, like, tired? (Fucking hell, what am I doing here.) But what I'm saying is, they might be even tougher than Scarlet and Nefertiti, and those two kicked the shit out of us. Scarlet is a beast, and man... if what I'm hearing is real... poor Nefertiti. And Beera is actually someone else who has history with Sheila... fuck, how many pies does she have her fingers in? She never did have trouble making friends -- ah, no, not relevant.""But let's talk strategy. So Dia Mond is a technical chick, right? So we want someone to counter her. Maybe something small and fast? And Beera is... shit, I don't even know. She's a beer-fox, I think? So probably... who am I kidding, I've got no idea. Look, my point is, don't fuck on me. You got lucky that I know how to work with Sheila. And if it wasn't luck, then you'd better have something ready to go. Got it?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Woah i'm surrounded by cuties now!Akane noticed both Dia and another girl who was named Wanda approaching..While hearing Dia words she heard about a sex cult?>Sex cult? Where do i sign? Also i'm Akane, and don't worry i'm not scared of anything >Then you... Wanda? Nice to meet you! You seem a nice gal so don't worry relax! And.. if you want i can help you with that.. Akane felt less lonely now surrounded by all these girls and was happier, she had a big smile!
They killed biz, now they are coming for you my bantus.Buy donut!
>>20126106Biz wo a lank thread would be paradise, but its full of stinky fat russian dumps....
Ey Tone
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>>20126087Shoo cyberjew you're not welcome round these parts
>>20126087yeah ok, i get to bully your shiny bitch ass by existing and doing my own thing.go whine to your jannies in their ivory tower circlejerk again, lmao.
/bant/ jannies are starting to ban more biz threads
>>20125922Luckily, due to the olygodynamic effect, jews are unable to touch silver. It would burn their kike skin.
>>20126079why my boomer ass is hording silver i find, buying tools, i essentially bought a whole forge setup and can not make whatever tools for whatever jobs i want.zoomers will never understand self employment side jobs or investments you use to make money.
>>20126095*Can now
How do I take control over my porn addiction?
>>20124701It's an adaptation of a famous 'quit smoking' book, but for porn. It goes into the psychology of users and non-users how the addiction starts, how it creates a feedback loop for addiction, the brain chemistry at work, the withdrawal symptoms, and how to deal with them, and a mental strategy for viewing porn in a different way that helps stay away from it without relying on willpower or tricks.>shillingNope. It's free.
>>20124742what are the withdrawal symptoms of pornand you can shill for free media too,I do it all the time >>20117371
>>20120541>>20123055it's a good read.I tried to post the full link he's right it is banned. most jewish thing I've seen on this hellhole
>>20124526very soggy
>>20124452The last thing a jew rat sees once we genetically enginee house cats to be the size of jaguars
>>20124452'jak him
HELLO SAARS
>>20125821Mississauga
>>20125955I worked at autozone for a while and running ob2 scans for pajeets was always a breath holding contest. Like holy shit it's almost unimaginable how bad their 2018 Mercedes would stink of BO and curry. My condolences OP may your olfactory system get a break at some point.
>>20125816>jeets move into apartment building>balcony smells like shit when they cook>cockroach infestation rapidly spreads>building strata starts putting up notices regarding noise, urinating in lifts and rubbish being dumped in common areasFuck me, I know how leaf bros feel now.
my hair keeps getting inside my ear and tickling
>>20126033yeah of course it is, sexual intimacy is something that should be done in private.what do you want me to do, i'm not the currently sleeping jannies.only replied because i saw you here.
>>20126029Fine I’ll do it>>20126021I meant to post it cropped because I found the dialogue funny but I grabbed the wrong one.
>>20126044don't completely shave it if it's your head tho, that's face beard and getting a barber to do the back of your neck.also consider getting a good barber to regular if you like their service.if you're a male you should have a barber, i do.
I’m taking a trio to gensokyo and I wanna know who has the best and cheapest pussy in town. I heard Reimu turns tricks for donations but honestly I don’t want old worn out human hag pussy, I want nice young tight fuckable youkai pussy. So can you help an anon out and point me in the right direction? Thanks.
>>20124955>I want nice young tight fuckable youkai pussyThey're all at least several decades older than you with body counts to match
>>20125118Proof?
Bump for fantasy pussy
Cucks of Crypto
There is no prettier part of America than the Tennessee high plateau!
>>20124649Based Thread all though most of America is incredibly beautiful. This pic was taken near the summit of Mt. Lassen California
>>20124649north carolina outer banks >id say dont come here but our state is already getting filled with carpetbaggers anyways so theres little point
Tarkov Thursday..bad mourning..
>>20125824why would I need the pass when i am already white..?>>20125952good morning..>>20125973explain
>>20126034much better bulgogi i hope the rest of your day is exciting and magical
A Wild IRISH GREEN SHINY LUGIA APPEARED lolhttps://youtu.be/EYgSs9A_WbI?si=qFCCehF3ZsqdRwstTo sayhttps://youtu.be/eWC2BFS9XsY?si=HBzxHlIhadml0MkyI miss Ho-Ohhttps://youtu.be/0JQQsFCZatg?feature=shared
I slip my cock in its slit
