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h-hi!
sorry for the bad english
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>>5616944
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little kot thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cat making a funny face, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking cat. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Kotfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ID WITH KOT IS KOT ID WITH KOT IS KOT" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...
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>>5616907
>>5616917
Wow, both of you speak English really well!
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>>5616907
Kurva anyátok.

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going to exercise today, lift later

what should i do? open to anything
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>>5616716
>onions
Fuck me, I thought that would beat the filter.
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>>5616850
S00ya
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>>5616850
>>5616850
almost got there onionboy

what should you do when you accidentally make someone important to you very angry
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>>5616071
Something nice for him/her.
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>>5616071
i wouldn't know...
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>>5616071
go to sleep, hong kong

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>there are people who unironically think a hippo could beat a rhino in a fight
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bumppmub
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kot
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>>5613969
i'd say there's some potential

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> idk how this thing works so umm im just gonna do it like this
> be me
> just joined 4chan like 10 minutes ago
> can't find any greentexts
> somehow addicted anyways
> why me
> ill be seeing you soon i suppose
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posting this on r/4chan
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>>5617076
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>>5617076
try harder

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Go back to New Zealand, Megu
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>>5616943
I've never left country....
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>>5616926
>>5616948
fuck outta here cunt, we're full
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>>5616909
Fine, but I'm keeping pavlova.

>She's tanning at the pool while you're breaking windshields in the junkyard.

Sounds like quite the pickle you're in, pal.
https://youtu.be/KPSxKSsU4kY
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>>5617034
don't die without a reply just now
though it seems everyone actually fucking smartened up and stopped posting in random cirno threads outside of the bot ones

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Dangerous faggot edition
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HAIL
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SATAN
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>>5616709
maybe
i kinda prefer nesquik

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>most technologically advanced phone ever made
>fails because it wasn't targeted at niggers
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>>5616766
Well for one you can't move apps to the SD card without setting it as internal storage, but then it combines it with your internal storage so things are only moved to the SD card when the internal storage is filled up, which sucks if you want to use the SD card for both apps and media. And if you have it set to external storage because you only want to use it for media, then apps can't even save things to the SD card because of permission issues. That's just the storage problems but there's a lot of other things, for example having to use Pajeet ROMs to make it useable at all. You can say that Lineage is clean and stable all you want but it literally deleted all of my app settings and contacts once after an update.
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the margin on phones is insane. they are sort of like fashion, their price is driven up not from "inherent" value but because its a name that people want to have. If I buy a monitor or a graphics card, I pay a hundred to a few hundred dollars. But for a phone, i can pay well over a thousand dollars. For what? A few gigs of ram? an HD screen just like every other HD screen? The iphone name or the fashion/look of one of these aluminum/titanium phones drives the price way too high
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>>5616687
i can feel the weight of my wallet shrinking

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How do we fix anime, r/banter?
starting tomorrow I'm gone for a week
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Got a fly in my room right now. It is making an annoying amount of noise. I'll kill it.
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reminder that by adding more /rei/ we could solve all of our problems
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>>5558130
germany will probably take over your job then

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> TFW go to /bant/ for memes and no porn
> TFW there is porn anyways
> TFW im not even sure if its against the rules to have porn on /bant/ cuz i literally started posting today
> TFW sad

please tell me /bant/
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lol these replies are great. 80% of this community is toxic but the other 20% makes up for it so, so well whether it be with good and true to heart posts, or just funny ones, thanks anons
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memes
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>>5617729
Toxic

That word doesn’t fucking mean anything anymore

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hey vsauce
michael here
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>>5617586
sauce?
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>>5617589
or is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN25ghkfgQA
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>>5617586
>>5617589
>>5617602
>>5617607
these are all kiwis, prove me wrong
protip: you can't

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*activates super bar*
KOT GET
*dab dab dab dab dab dab dab*
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bump
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>>5616370 is this a story about you? the fact that you took the time to write this out makes me believe that you wrote this about yourself.
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>>5613688

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Yeah!
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>>5616299
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little kot thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cat making a funny face, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking cat. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Kotfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ID WITH KOT IS KOT ID WITH KOT IS KOT" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...
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>>5615950
Based cunny poster, Nanoha looks very tight and cute
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>>5616297
and apparently encouraged

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turtleneck edition
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>>5616472
eh?
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>>5616472
I'm not a boy

>>5616494
>>5616494
>>5616494
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>>5611410
i'd say she'd have to have at least 20 grand for those facial details



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