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No arguing allowed edition.
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I love my darling Kirumin.
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I suppose I can put up some questions to get the ball rolling.
How would you propose to your waifu?
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Does she prefer daytime or night time?
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Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
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And finally, what kind of hug would she prefer? A traditional from the front or a surprise hug from behind?
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I love her.
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>>3254197
Take her to her favorite restaurant, get down on one knee, and ask her to marry me.
>>3254201
I think daytime. I could be wrong though.
>>3254204
No. I find her annoying.
>>3254206
Surprise.
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I love her so much
>>3254197
Do it somewhere we can just be alone and away from all the noises of everyday life. After I tell her how much I love her and other stuff then I pull out the ring and ask.
>>3254201
Night maybe not sure though
>>3254204
Has no friends but I can get along with her siblings.
>>3254206
Traditional
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I love my wife Palutena!
>>3254197
Take her to a nice dinner and then have her fly me out to the wilderness along a moonlit lake.
>>3254201
Daytime. She's the goddess of light after all.
>>3254204
Probably not.
>>3254206
Traditional
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>>3254197
>How would you propose to your waifu?
after a hard raunchy fucking , as we lay basking in the afterglow

>>3254201
>Does she prefer daytime or night time?
She falls asleep easily so i would say daytime.

>>3254204
>Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
yeah , oka is playfully teaseful i would have a hard time not staring at her generous bosom

>>3254206
>A traditional from the front or a surprise hug from behind?
She is quite the autist when it comes to physical contact , but it seems like she prefers a full on frontal assault hug when she is in the mood , even going as far as giving you a bosom hug
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>>3254183
>>3254239
Heyoo
>>3254197
During our usual drool routine, in the usual spot by the sunset. Then, just the usual kneel and proposal. Mere seconds after that, she'd vomit drool everywhere and get flustered like hell. Would love to see that.
>>3254201
Daytime, she doesn't usually stay up long.
>>3254204
Yeah, she's a nice little shortstack.
>>3254206
From the front, and when she expects it. Surprise hugs piss her off, unless she's giving them.

What are the first words you'd say when you meet her for the first time?
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>>3254245
>What are the first words you'd say when you meet her for the first time?
Probably a simple hello, but since it's her I'd stutter it out and spill all the spaghetti.
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Anne is my everything.
>>3254197
I would take her for a fun day at the beach then propose at sunset.
>>3254201
Daytime, I think.
>>3254204
Yes, Shiho is a sweet girl it shouldn't be an issue.
>>3254206
Traditional though I think she would enjoy a surprise hug from time to time.
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>>3254245
Oh I missed this one. I'd just start by introducing myself and attempt to start a conversation. I'm so socially inept it probably wouldn't go very well.
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>>3254245
Try my best to strike up conversation without stuttering or tripping over words. Maybe throw a gezzer joke in there she loves those
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>>3254197
Just do it
>>3254201
Either or
>>3254204
Of course
>>3254206
surprise hugs
>>3254183
Welp time for an argument


What does your waifu like better? Scifi or medieval fantasy?
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>>3254288
Medieval fantasy.
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>>3254204
At times, but her best friends can get kind of... loud... at times and I'm not the best with volume.

>>3254288
Super Robots (which are usually sci-fi, though her own source does have a few magic-based ones)
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I want to get drunk for the first time with Yuuri.
>>3252070
I would name one after my father, but I think I'll leave the names of our children up to Yuuri.
>>3252215
She has no soda, but I think she would enjoy rootbeer with me.
>>3252309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVM-tFAdADg
>>3252811
That's something I really wish I could do.
>>3253246
I think this is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqX3UNAUeA
>>3254197
Just flat out tell her my feelings for her and that I would like to marry her.
If I had a ring, it would be one I made myself, but a ring wouldn't be necessary, because Yuuri would know that I am deeply in love with her.
>>3254201
She hasn't shown any preference, she sleeps when she can.
>>3254204
Chito, is someone who I am very afraid of, and I don't think she would approve of my relationship with Yuuri.
>>3254206
Soothing hugs.
>>3254245
First words: Hello.
First sentence: Who are you?
>>3254288
Where ever there is more food.

Boots or shoes?

Yuuri wears boots.
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>>3254197
I'd like to just do a classic propose while on a very romantic date. The best place would be while on a cruise having dinner whilst near the water.

>>3254201
Definitely a day person but i don't think she'd be against night either.

>>3254204
Aside from me she doesn't know very many people, i don't think there really is someone she'd call her best friend.

>>3254206
She'd definitely love either, she's a very touchy person and would love to just hug all the time.

>>3254245
Try to just act normal and hit on her a little and hopefully get her info so we could talk more and get to know each other.

>>3254288
Hard to tell as she wears both medieval and scifi type stuff though i'd say more than likely fantasy stuff.
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>>3254324
>Boots or shoes?
Shoes.
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>>3254288
Fantasy
>>3254324
High heels
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>>3254288
Sci-fi by far. She's got tons of ayy lmao stuff.
>>3254324
Shoes, sometimes sandals.
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my perfect blonde vampire mommy
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>>3254359
Kiss-shot acerola-orion heart-under-blade!
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I absolutely adore this wonderful snek!

>>3254197
I'd be sure to do it in some place that is special to both of us!

>>3254201
She seems most active during daytime, but I don't have a definite answer.

>>3254204
I'm not sure which one of the girls would be considered her best friend, but I think we would get along well enough any way.

>>3254206
I'd say one from the front.

>>3254245
I'd just try to start up a normal conversation and do my best to make her feel welcome.

>>3254288
Medieval

>>3254324
None, but if she were to have feet for some reason I see her as a boot girl.

Simple Question Today:
How tall is your waifu?

Miia stands at around 5'8 but can vary her height with her tail. Her tail is assumed to be about 7m long in its length however.
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>Starting the thread with your own wifo
I see how it be.
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>>3254369
Next time you can make it ,Kanojofag

>>3254245
>>3254343
Hello there my fellow , UrabeFag>
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Tomboy, childhood friend, brunette, short hair, tsundere, temper.

What tags would you find assigned to your waifu?

>>3254197
>How would you propose to your waifu?
On one knee, I would propose that She appoint me Her top knight.

>>3254201
>Does she prefer daytime or night time?
Day.

>>3254204
>Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
If She wishes me to, it shall be so.

>>3254206
>And finally, what kind of hug would she prefer? A traditional from the front or a surprise hug from behind?
Just as long as it is from loved ones.

>>3254245
>What are the first words you'd say when you meet her for the first time?
I would have no words.

>>3254288
>What does your waifu like better? Scifi or medieval fantasy?
I will say sci-fi.

>>3254324
>Boots or shoes?
Shoes.
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>>3254372
Just make sure you post some images next time.You can't just post one
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>two anons with the same waifu
What is this I don't even
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>>3254425
A great man from a little town called Nazareth once said that there is no higher love than the waifu gang bang.
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>>3254431
kek
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I love Key!
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>>3254245
"I've traveled the world. I've seen all the girls. But I'm in love with you".
>>3254288
I think medieval fantasy.
>>3254324
Boots.
>>3254362
Average I guess.
>>3254431
"Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him." Luke, 4:20

What is something your waifu would ask you for help with? What would you ask her to help you with?
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>>3254324
Boots
>>3254362
>tall
That's how you trigger her
She's 4'11/149cm
>>3254406
Smug, brat, rascal
>>3254436
Getting something from a high place
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>>3254362
147cm tall

>>3254436
She's brilliant in more or less every way, I can't think of one thing she'd need my help with.
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>>3254245
I would probably get pretty flustered, so I'm not sure what I'd say.
>>3254288
Probably a little of both.
>>3254324
Shoes, but heels specifically.
>>3254362
She is 5'9" with heels. Thankfully that's still shorter than me by an inch.
>>3254436
There are many things I could ask her for, due to her powers. She could ask me for help with playing music, as that seems to be one of the thing's I'm best at.

Here's a question:
Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you? What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
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>>3254362
170cm or 5'7
>>3254436
Helping her get over her trouble with Ls and Rs in a cute way
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>>3254449
>trouble with Ls and Rs
She's Japanese? I thought she was a weirdo ghost
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>>3254418
s-sorry

>>3254425
it is called good taste

>>3254431
top kek

SHOW THYSELF KANOJOFAG
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>>3254458
Well Margaret is a unique woman to say. But she says that in dub but in sub she says "Im not tounged-tied" so she could have some problem with other letters. but I just want to help her with it in my own cute away if she would allow me
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>>3254245
>hat are the first words you'd say when you meet her for the first time
I'd probably just gawk and salivate for a few hours.
>>3254204
Her best friend is a creepy sex pervert, so no.
>>3254288
SciFi.
I prefer medieval, but I don't particularly care for Fantasy.
>>3254362
>How tall is your waifu
Very
>>3254460
How are you this day, friendo?
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>>3254462
Is Igor her dad...and her mom?
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>>3254467
I like to think hes her dad only because I would love to show him his grandchildren and they meet him and play with and whatnot. Not sure about mom and I think he just poofs them into existance anyways
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>>3254472
At least he was kind enough to make them hot instead of in his own image. Can you imagine?
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>>3254197
By the seaside shore after a romantic date, under a starry sky.

>>3254201
I think she prefers daytime.

>>3254201
Yes, Reina-chan is a kind and friendly girl.

>>3254206
Traditional.

>>3254245
I would greet her normally. Probably compliment her on her performance after seeing her defeat a phantom.

>>3254288
Definitely medieval fantasy.

>>3254324
She usually wears sneakers, but she does also wear boots as part of her uniform in the second volume of the novels.

>>3254362
168cm.

>>3254436
She would probably ask me to help with her diet and exercise regime. Since I'm qualified for it.
I would ask her to please help me alleviate my stress with her Chinese healing techniques. I really need it.
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>>3254245
>What are the first words you'd say when you meet her for the first time?

I would probably fall down in awe.

>>3254288
>What does your waifu like better? Scifi or medieval fantasy?
She is obsessed with Ayylmaostuff , some peoplw even thought she was an ayylmao herself

>>3254324
>Boots or shoes?
She uses both.

>>3254362
>How tall is your waifu?
According to pic related something near 150 cm , but it makes her look like she has some elvis-tier hair volume.

>>3254436
>What is something your waifu would ask you for help with?
Lifting heavy shit i guess
>What would you ask her to help you with?
mi benis :DD

>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you? What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
Both of us cook , but ahe loves to gorgle down whatever the fattittied nidget brings her.

>>3254463
>How are you this day, friendo?
Crying
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>>3254473
Well I do count my blessing for such I try and look at her looks second and Margaret herself first and for that ill thank him when I see him and with future grandkids later. As for the other part I cant even begin to imagine what would come of that
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The fuck was that shit?
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>>3254362
132cm
>>3254201
night
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>>3254448
Well I would try cooking for her. Gotta learn first so maybe takeout for a while and she can join in and learn together.
>>3254486
Oh my goodness
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>>3254491
It's okay, buddy. We're all here for you.
I saw it too.
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>>3254362
170cm or 5'7
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>>3254324
She's a very practical person so boots i guess.

>>3254362
She's an adorable 158cm small. God i'd just pick her up and walk around while cuddling her.

>>3254448
I can cook but she really likes acting like a traditional wife and would love cook for me.
Im not too sure on what her favorite food is.


Does your waifu have a nickname?
Not in canon but people like to call Mashu Eggplant
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>>3254493
That was the most positive thing Ive heard all day thanks. >>3254499
Kanofren calls her Mags and Ive really grown to like that but ive also heard Maggie and Marg
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>>3254499
>Does your waifu have a nickname
My wife has no names.
All you swanky people think you're so good with your named wives. I'll show you all
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>>3254201
Sleep time.
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I want my waifu to take me away from this world.
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I want Ryuuko to be my girlfriend.

>>3254197
Grab her on a walk near the coast and then do the thing.

>>325420
Daytime.

>>3254204
Her bestie is super friendly and hyperactive so I see no problem.

>>3254206
Frontal hug cause she will take it with no problems.

>>3254245
Kinda depends on the circumstances of us meeting each other. "Hello" could be a good for a casual one, but if she (I dunno) falls from the atmosphere right at my backyard I'll consider "Holy shit, are you ok?" to be more suitable.

>>3254288
Don't know if she is into one of this things.

>>3254324
Sneakers

>>3254362
Average height I guess. But still shorter then some guys.

>>3254436
>Asks you to help her to kick some alien ass
>At 4 am
I wanna ask her to help me get worm.

>>3254448
Theoretically I can cook, so maybe we can do it for each other.

>>3254499
No.
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>>3254570
I want Mai Waifu to be loved gently.
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>>3254590
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
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>>3254570
I beg her to come and take me away each time I go to bed, but it never happens. But it's ok, she's a lesbian and she wouldn't love me back anyway.
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>>3254570
Going on Isekai adventures with waifu.
Becoming famous adventurers with waifu
Slaying legendary monsters with waifu and being hailed as heroes
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Oh neat. New thread.
I love my edgy dorky wife! I'm going to be with her in the next life and then eternity someday. To hell with the naysayers!

>>3254197
No idea.

>>3254201
Probably night.

>>3254204
Saber Alter is pretty fun so probably.

>>3254206
Don't know, but I would love to find out.

>>3254288
With as much pf a chuuni weeb she is, fantasy.

>>3254324
Boots.

>>3254570
I can relate, but I'm more on their meet up with her somewhere kinda thing.
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>>3254183
>>3254239
>>3254245
>>3254477
>suddenly all these urabebros
Nice.
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>>3254362
>How tall is your waifu?
She's 5'9'' in the western translation of the game, but the original measurements from the Japanese version put her at 176cm, or around 5'7''.

>>3254436
>What is something your waifu would ask you for help with? What would you ask her to help you with?
She'd probably ask me to help her cut konjac, since that's one of the few things she can't do. I'd probably ask her to help me with just about everything else.

>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you? What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
I can barely cook for myself, so I guess she cooks for me. She enjoys cooking/eating almost anything, except for the aforementioned konjac.

>>3254499
>Does your waifu have a nickname?
I have one for her, but the closest she gets to one in canon is another character calling her "Mom", which she doesn't appreciate since it makes her feel older than she actually is.
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Do any of you guys feel awkward waifuing a character with a canon love interest?
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>>3254655
Welcome, brotha
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>>3254669
I'd assume most people would just self insert as the love interest.
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>>3254362
Little under 5'3
>>3254436
>What is something your waifu would ask you for help with?
Labor, I suppose
>What would you ask her to help you with?
Not sure really
>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you?
Both, she's a good cook, and I'd love to make something for her.
>What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
She made some good curry rice.
>>3254499
Don't recall any canon ones.
>>3254669
I just self-insert as him since he's the blandest MC around.
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>>3254669
I don't care about canon. She belongs to me.
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In your marriage life, which of you or your wife is taking the initiative?
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>>3254751
Like in the bedroom?
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>>3254499
None that I would know about
>>3254608
I'll be cheering you on then
>>3254751
yes
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>>3254729
>the virgin love interest THE CHAD SELF INSERT
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Have you ever seen any other characters that share your waifu's name?
Did you react in any certain way?
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>>3254856
yes it was kindly odd 、 pic related
>>3254655
>>3254673

URABEFAGS
ASSEMBLE.

TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THIS THREAD
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>>3254864
Are the three of you here now?
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>>3254751
I might have to since she probably doesnt know stuff like that and really neither do I so it would interesting.
>>3254856
Yes it was odd and it tripped me up if they didnt post a picture of her to go with their post
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>>3254856
Nope, since I don't have much of a deep knowledge of anime and manga, but I assume they exist.
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>>3254856
Yes, many times since her name tends to be kinda common.
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>>3254856
There are a few characters with names that can be shortened the same way, but "Latune" itself has only ever been used as a name for her, to my knowledge. (It means brass - and her name is occasionally spelled in cyrillic, too!)
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>>3254669
Canonically she's in high school, so I just assume she'd have broken up with him at some point.
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>>3254856
Shinoa is unique
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>>3254288
Fantasy.
>>3254324
She owns a lot of shoes including boots that she wears to school. Really just depends on whatever goes best with the outfit she decides to wear.
>>3254362
168 cm or 5'6". Above average height especially for a Japanese girl and I love that.
>>3254436
Anything she may need, I hope. I want to be the person she can rely on most. I would ask her to help me with learning Japanese. Though she can speak English I'd like to be able to communicate with her in her native language as well.
>>3254448
I'm not much of a cook but I could try, I guess. I think she'd be better at it though. Her favorite thing to eat is crepes but I don't know what her favorite thing to cook is. The only thing she's ever shown to cook is baking cream puffs. I imagine she like to bake desserts because of that.
>>3254499
No nicknames unless you want to count Morgana calling her Anne-dono. Anne is a short, one syllable name so it's hard to do anything with besides calling her Annie which I don't like.
>>3254669
No canon love interest but you can romance her in the game through the MC. I've always seen the Persona MCs as blank slates so I self-insert as him. Even in the anime Joker barely speaks and has next to no personality. I like art of them together because I can just pretend like it's me.
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>>3254669
I just love sluts
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>>3254197
no reason not to do it traditionally
>>3254201
either or, she likes both
>>3254204
can't say who here best friend is exactly but Nitori is a cool girl.
>>3254206
why not both?
>>3254245
"man, I sure hope I don't run into any dangerous youkai today"
>>3254288
she would prefer medieval fantasy but no reason why she wouldnt like sci fi
>>3254324
geta
>>3254362
I'm not sure, she isnt very short but I would be happy with any height. she seems just around the 6 foot mark usually.
>>3254425
I don't understand either but they are happy so I'm not going to judge
>>3254436
household stuff, any task that would need two people.
>>3254448
we would cook for each other, no way she wouldnt love a nice steak.
>>3254499
sometimes she is called momi or miji by her friends
>>3254503
hello background character friend
>>3254655
>>3254864
THEY'RE TAKING OVER!
>>3254669
Im very happy I don't have to deal with these feels
>>3254751
l-lewd
>>3254856
I have only seen her name twice in other places as it is uncommon. I don't care, its just a name, many people share the names.

If your waifu was male and your best friend instead of being your waifu, would you get along with him? what cool things would you do while hanging out with your now best bro?
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>>3254983
>hat cool things would you do while hanging out with your now best bro
I'd fuck him
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>>3254856
I can't recall any other anime characters names Anne or video game characters for that matter. Sometimes I run into people named Anne where I work and that's always feels weird to say their name to me.
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>>3254669
Thank goodness I dont have such a problem. The MC is a blank slate in which I self-insert into and just go from there and I do that for art with her and the MC too.
>>3254983
I can see us getting along. But for sure we would be pranking his siblings and associate more and just throw around lame jokes,puns and other stuff like dorks. So not much different if she was waifu
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>>3254436
>What is something your waifu would ask you for help with?
She might need help every now and then with shedding, and anything she needs I'd gladly help out with.
>What would you ask her to help you with?
Probably just chores around the house so that it could be done faster. [spoiler]Also we could help clean each other's backs.[/spoiler]

>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu?
She wants to be a better cook, but with her current skills I'd do most of the cooking.
>What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
She loves eating eggs, and on special occasions I like to make some Eggs Benedict for her.

>>3254499
Not officially, but sometimes I like to refer to her as snek, I think it's cute.

>>3254669
No, I find it pretty easy to self-insert as the MC.

>>3254751
I like to think that we would be equals.

>>3254856
Yeah, I noticed it the other month when I was watching F&F, it caught me off guard a bit as I forgot that Mia is not an extremely rare name.

>>3254983
We'd probably get along, I can see us playing vidya together a lot. The problem with that question for me is that lamias are a male only race, so she can't exactly be a male.
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>>3254993
>lamias are a male only race
owo uh oh
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Damn it.
I really love my waifu.
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>>3255002
I know fren I really love my waifu too
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>>3255002
>>3255009
I also really love my waifu.
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>>3255011
>>3255009
>>3255002
really? same here
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>>3255009
>>3255011
>>3255020
We should get the waifus together for some dinner.
What do you say?
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>>3255022
Sounds good to me.
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>>3255022
Oh uh sure why not. Any good places
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>>3254997
Now I'm imagining a gender flip of the latest chapter.
Nice
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I Love Mai Waifu!!!
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>>3254983
>If your waifu was male and your best friend instead of being your waifu, would you get along with him? what cool things would you do while hanging out with your now best bro?
I think I would. I'd probably just do the same stuff with him that I'd do with her, just platonicly instead of romantically.
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>>3255002
I, too, really love my waifu.
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Slow down, the threads are moving too fast.
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I really like the look of these 3D models
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>>3255083
What game uses a model of my wife like that?
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>>3255088
It's an SFM model.
Here, it's in this person's DA. She's under Persona 3 DMN for some reason.
https://www.deviantart.com/xelandis
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>>3254997
Yeah, oops, meant to female only.

>>3255029
I think I'll just stick with females desu
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>>3255094
Interesting thats what she looks likecin those games well thanks fren
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>>3255111
Well, that's a photo using that model. You need to manipulate the lighting and stuff.
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>>3254448
She would cook. I'm no good at it. I'm sure she would help me though. I think she would be fine cooking whatever, as long as it was to be eaten with someone else (me).
>>3254499
Inuko.
>>3254669
She has never had one, but she once joked about having a boyfriend, and she has gotten "uncomfortably" close to a character in her series. Or maybe I'm just jealous.
>>3254751
Me.
>>3254983
Probably not. If she was male, I would find her annoying. Her personality works better as female.
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>>3255083
>>3255094
Nice, they did one of my wife as well.
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>>3254655
>>3254864
They are taking over! All hail our Urabefag overlords!

>>3254669
Again I dunno how serious the sudden /u/ was at the end of the series was, if it's just another "Big lipped ligator Moment" (Now thats an old NC meme!), that means I'm free from that feel!
Also self-inser works just right.

>>3254751
Would be happy to find out.

>>3254856
I remember someone misspelled Ryuk's name (Yeah, the one from the Death Note) that way. I laughed hard.

>>3254983
That would be a good kind of the best bro to have. I imagine us getting into all kind of trobles because of his ideas though.

>>3255002
Yeah, me too.

>>3255022
Sound like a great idea, anon!


Also c'mon anon, where is all the questions?

I'll go first: Your waifu invites you to a Thanksgiving dinner with all her family (even if it doesen't quite make sense). How screwed are you?
I would be screwed a lot scince her family for the most part is just totaly insane. But watching it happening will totaly worth it.
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>>3255145
Sorry I'm no good at coming up with questions. I can barely come up with answers.
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>>3255145
Wont lie here it would be a disaster. On account that nobody in her family knows about thanksgiving so I would do alot of leg work. But if they did probably sibling bullying and other antics would occur througout the service and I wouldnt mind since she would get in on it too.
>>3255112
Oh okay got it.
>>3255146
You made an attempt and thats what matters most to me anyways
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>>3255145
>I'll go first: Your waifu invites you to a Thanksgiving dinner with all her family (even if it doesen't quite make sense). How screwed are you?
She never mentions her family, but given that she probably has one leads me to two possibilities; that it is the fanciest gathering that I'll ever go to, or it'll be an absolute disaster. While the first option might make the most sense, it's more amusing to think that her family would be somewhat dysfunctional, contrasting with her appearances. A sort of gap moe if you will.
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What’s your waifu’s favorite play? I’m an as you like it kind of guy, but I’d peg Kano as a more modern type of girl, maybe a Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe.

I’m not much for plays myself, but I would like to see some more obscure Elizabethan/Jacobean stuff.
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>>3255175
What Mai Waifu and Her boyfriend do behind closed doors are their own business but their own.
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>>3255177
>What Mai Waifu and Her boyfriend do behind closed doors is their own business and no one else's.
*fixed
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>>3255177
Cuck
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>>3255175
I imagine her to be a fan of Shakespeare, since she seems to be a fan of some English culture. As for me, the only play I've ever seen performed live was Titus Andronicus, so I'll have to go with that.
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>>3255175
Answering this question would require me to have even the slightest knowledge of plays and I don't.
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>>3255175
Ive seen one play and it was a christmas carol but Mags might enjoy some shakespeare plays.
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>>3255022
when do you want to meet, next saturday?
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Asking waifu how her week went.
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>>3255248
How?
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>>3255248
making waifu feel better because she said no
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>>3255248
Giving waifu a massage after a long day of work.
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>>3255248
relaxing with waifu after she had a rough day
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exploiting waifu's ticklish spot
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>>3255267
immediately regretting the following punishment
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>>3255267
careful, if you go too far she'll get all angery
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>>3255274
That's the plan. She's so cute when she's angry.
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>>3255276
I couldn't make my waifu angry without her getting violent.
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>>3255272
Thats why I dont want to tease her becuase if i go too far Id rather not face the consequences
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>>3254204
>Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
That's basically Kazuho, Renge and Konomi, they're all really easy to get along with.

>>3254324
>Boots or shoes?
Boots for outdoors work, shoes for everything else.

>>3254362
>How tall is your waifu?
Seems taller than average but not hugely so.

>>3254425
Not many anons do claim shit here.

>>3254436
>What is something your waifu would ask you for help with? What would you ask her to help you with?
Proud and stubborn, she wouldn't ask for anything so I'd have to offer it. Most likely it would be standing in for her at the shop/odd jobs if she was sick, or keeping her well fed if business was dry for a season. As for what I'd ask her, I'd get her to show me the area, help with local customs, plus help with any practical stuff I'm bad at. Once we were married she'd handle the family money.

>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you? What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
Both. She likes fried meat dishes.

>>3254499
>Does your waifu have a nickname?
Dagashiya. Before we get together I'd try calling her Dagashiyanki as a joke, she'd get mad, I'd apologize and have to do some major favours to show my sincerity. I'd lend her my DVD player and a stack of great Western movies to watch during the slow work day, and offer to make her dinner every night for a week. A high price for forgiveness, but it's part of how we'd bond
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Telling waifu to keep the glasses on
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I'm surprised no one has posted best girl. So i will bless you all with her presence.
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Waifu being proud and happy you try your best.
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>>3255302
We’ve never had Asuka either
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>>3255306
Would it be odd if I said I really needed to hear that right about now
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Waifu assuring you that it happens to everyone
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>>3255307
maybe its because they are the posterchilds of being an ironic weaboo
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>>3255316
Not particularly. I need it a lot as I go through my day.
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>>3255321
Okay because I needed to hear that and>>3255317 to keep going and push on for a better me for her
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>>3255321
Waifu telling you you’re shit and that she should have married the green grocer’s son. At least he has prospects, she says
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>>3255267
One of my favourite panels is exactly that.
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>>3255307
I suppose /m/ wouldn't really show up in a community like this very much.

Other than me, of course.
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>>3254448
I wish. She is much better at cooking than I am. She would try pretty much anything, though she is a bit more cautious when it comes to sweets and fastfood.

>>3254499
Ruru calls her Mai-chi in the anime.

>>3254669
No because romance isn't really a main focus in her series at all. It's more like family love. But the MC feels very relatable to me anyway.

>>3254751
Depends on the context.

>>3254983
Mai can be a bit tomboyish, so we would probably be doing many of the same things.

>>3255145
Her parents went missing when she was a child, her only family member is her sister. And aside from being a bit naughty she is easy to get along with.

>>>3255306
That warms my heart. Of course, I will show her.
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>0-15
G..good job, Tigers
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>>3255373
Is that a baseball score?

Mai Waifu loves baseball. She's a fan of the Mizuno Mavericks!
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>>3255379
>Is that a baseball score
No, fren. It's a fucking embarrassment.
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>>3255317
Assuring that what happens to everyone?
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>>3255388
Whatever happens to be on your mind at the time you read it.
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Breaking into sobs as waifu holds you near her chest.
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>>3255398
Both you and waifu gaining catharsis by crying in each others arms.
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>>3255390
ebin xD
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>Not having a tall wifo
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>>3255402
No you
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>>3255403
what do you consider tall?
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>>3255403
>not having smol wifo
Just imagine the tiny dang thing standing there jumping up and down cause she cant dang reach the top shelf
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>>3255399
Why would my waifu be crying? But fuck do I need to hold her and just let it out
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>>3255405
You must be able to kiss her navel standing straight up.
>>3255406
No, Wifo reaches the top shelf
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>>3255408
She'd have to be like 8 feet tall
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>>3255409
And?
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>>3255410
that's just too tall
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>>3255411
You take that back.
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>>3255412
I respect your taste in tall as a fuck broads ,kanojofag
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>>3255408
Thats tall. My waifu is a little short even in heels
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>>3255413
As you should. She is the shining star of my life.
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I love my average height wife! and we both have to reach for the top shelf
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>>3255428
She's above average in almost every country.
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>>3255428
How tall are you?
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I guess I can accept that some people like waifulets. It's not a system I agree with, but I'll learn to tolerate it.
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>>3254669
Her series is a literal self insert series so no since the MC is me.

>>3254751
Hard to tell, i think i'd be the one to take initiative more but its not as if she wouldn't do it either and she's known for being quite pushy about things.

>>3255145
Im not American so i don't celebrate thanksgiving nor does she have any family at all. I guess you could count Roman as her adoptive dad but he's a really nice guy so it'd be fine.

>>3254856
Never heard of anyone called Mashu before fate, its a rather out there and unusual name.
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>>3255431
5'7 above average?
>>3255432
5'8
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>>3255445
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

In most places, yes.
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>>3255434

Hey Kanojofag do you have any kanojo Merch?
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>>3255452
Big negatory there, Goose. She has a couple statues and an ero mousepad, but none are really that desirable.
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>>3255476
See you say it's not really desirable, but I don't really believe you.
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>>3255483
He probably couldn't find them because they are too old or rare. I'm lucky to own al of my waifu's official merchandise.
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>>3255483
I mean, it's a nice pad, I guess. I'd like to rub Kano's cute feets, but I'm not going to buy a used one that smells like some Japanese guy's stale jizz.
As for the Statues, they're just kind of naft.
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The image on the bottom is how I imagine getting drunk with Yuuri for the first time would play out.
I feel that I need to get drunk so I can know how alcohol affects me.
>>3254362
I thought that she was 5'8", but with this irrefutable evidence [ https://files.catbox.moe/sjep4y.jpg ] I have deduced that she is 160cm tall or 5'3".
So I though she was taller than me but I am taller than her, I would have been ok with either.
>>3254448
That's a good question that I don't have an answer for.
I suppose she would need help reading and writing, she's not very good at either.
I need her help me with being the love of my life, so she has that covered.
>>3254448
We would both cook for each other, and her favorite food is Sakana (fish).
>>3254499
Her friend calls her Yuu, I think of her as a "Sweet Potato".
>>3254669
No, though it is speculated that her friend has repressed romantic feelings towards Yuuri but it's doubtful.
>>3254751
Yuuri would in most cases but with we would both work together to achieve a satisfactory outcome.
>>3254856
I do not know of another named Yuuri, but I do know of some named Yuu.
>>3254983
I would think he'd be kinda weird, but I wouldn't be upset by his existence.
I don't know if I could be friends with him though, more like acquaintance.
>>3255145
I don't think there would be much trouble, maybe they would wonder why I am not with my own family and then myself and Yuuri break the news that we are married and thus family.

What sort of bed does she show preference towards?

Yuuri has said that she wanted a bunk bed.
Though if we're going to be married and living together, we're going to need a larger bed.
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I really can't feel like anyone would want me with such a weak, shitty scarred body. Especially someone like her. Makes me feel like I should stop because I feel like she shpuld have better. I fucking hate my life. I hope I'm dead by 30. She's far too good for me.
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>>3255556
In that case, picture the you that you should have been.
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>>3254751
She usually takes things slow, so it'd likely be me. Depends on how she feels though.
>>3254983
He wouldn't be the most fun dude to hang out with, but not bad to have around.
>>3255145
Not much is known about her parents, but I hope I can get along with them.
>>3255497
She just has one small bed for her, and she's comfortable with that for now.

Did you have any preferences beforehand that influenced your attraction to your waifu?
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>>3255486
My waifu has so many keychain and badges it would be impossible for me to own every last thing especially since I got into the game late. I have a good amount though.
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>>3254204
>Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
Her best friend is Miku, I guess.
It's hard to tell if we could get along, I can imagine her hating me for taking away Luka but I can also imagine us being very good friends.

>>3254288
>What does your waifu like better? Scifi or medieval fantasy?
My waifu kinda is SciFi si I guess SciFi.

>>3254362
>How tall is your waifu?

160cm.
Japanese people are so short.
*bumping head at Japanese door frame.*

>>3254436
>What is something your waifu would ask you for help with?
"My computer is broken, help!"

What would you ask her to help you with?
She could help me learn Japanese.

>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you? What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
She loves seafood, especially tuna, but I hate fish so we're gonna have a problem when deciding what too eat.

>>3254499
>Does your waifu have a nickname?
Some people call her Lukanee (ルカ姉).

>>3254570
>I want my waifu to take me away from this world.
I only want her to take me to Japan.

>>3254856
>Have you ever seen any other characters that share your waifu's name?
The only one I can think of is Ruka from Steins;Gate.
But I know multiple people called Luca or Lukas in real life, and they are all male.

>>3255145
>Your waifu invites you to a Thanksgiving dinner with all her family (even if it doesen't quite make sense). How screwed are you?
She doesn't have a family nor does she celebrate Thanksgiving.
I guess that answers the question.

>>3255497
>What sort of bed does she show preference towards?
European style beds.

>>3255603
>Did you have any preferences beforehand that influenced your attraction to your waifu?
That's a good question.
I'm not sure if like characters that are similar to Luka because they are similar to her or if I like Luka because I like that type of character.
But as far as I remember I only liked petite/loli characters before Luka.
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>>3254673
Thanks bro.

>>3254868
Not that anon but I thought I was the fourth one.

I guess I should actually answer some of the questions.
>>3254197
>>3254201
>>3254204
>>3254206
>How would you propose to your waifu?
Take her to her favorite spot and propose. Maybe it could be where we first met if it was appropriate.

>Does she prefer daytime or night time?
She's a sleepy girl but I'm sure she would enjoy staying up all night before drifting off together.

>Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
Sure, but it doesn't seem like they have that deep a relationship. Oka is fascinated by Urabe and Urabe just passively lets her admire her.

>And finally, what kind of hug would she prefer? A traditional from the front or a surprise hug from behind?
Urabe hates being groped unexpectedly but I would do it just to tease her.
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>>3254197
>How would you propose to your waifu?
But I already did.
>>3254201
>Does she prefer daytime or night time?
Either is fine, she loves being lazy though.
>>3254204
>Do you think you would get along with her best friend?
Flonne?... Sure I guess.
>>3254206
>And finally, what kind of hug would she prefer? A traditional from the front or a surprise hug from behind?
Any kind of hug is fine!
>>3254245
>What are the first words you'd say when you meet her for the first time?
I'd spaghetti all over the place.
>>3254288
>What does your waifu like better? Scifi or medieval fantasy?
Her series has a little bit of both, but I'd like to think she enjoys technology, technological advancements make life easier after all.
>>3254324
>Boots or shoes?
Boots
>>3254362
>How tall is your waifu?
152cm(with her shoes on) so 148.
>>3254448
>Do you cook for your waifu? Or does she do it for you? What is her favorite thing to cook/eat?
I cook for her, I like cooking. she loves sweet stuff.
>>3254751
>In your marriage life, which of you or your wife is taking the initiative?
Mostly her
>>3254856
>Have you ever seen any other characters that share your waifu's name?
Not really, no.
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>>3255497
>What sort of bed does she show preference towards
A long one for a tall girl
>>3254324
Stilettos
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>>3255497
a large bed And I would like just one large cover to share so we can cuddle.
>>3255603
Im not sure really I just saw her one day and I felt different and couldnt keep her out of my head.
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>>3255601
I have no idea how that would be. I'm pretty sure either I was never supposed to exist. Or that the universe does not want me to exist.
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>>3255724
The Universe purposefully made us wrong, as a joke
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>>3255724
Why not try your best to improve yourself to become a person she could fall for?
Get fit, work on personality, its not easy but trying your best cant hurt more than merely existing while being miserable.
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>>3255766
Too unhealthy to get fit I guess. It's not like I'm some fat bastard. My body is just shit and weak. Personality is fine, just on the antisocial side. Doubt that aould be an issue for her though.

>>3255732
Yeah. I remember when I used to pee backwards into my kidneys as a wee little kid. Good times. Thanks universe.
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>not getting fit for your waifu
I stay fit for Mai Waifu.

People like this are my biggest inspiration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhkPaWazVZQ
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>>3255784
Im trying but it seems I have a long way to go
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>>3255780
>Thanks universe
If it's any consolation, I'm laughing.
Not at you, but in general.
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>>3255784
No one cares, kill yourself.
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>>3255784
I got from a fatass to auchwitz mode and now im starting to put emphasis on gaining muscle mass, all for her. Shes my inspiration and meaning of life.
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>>3255780
>>3255780
You just seem depressed to me. But even if your body is weak, you can get it back to normal. Exercise, diet, meditation, earthing (which is as simple as walking barefoot on bare ground), deep breathing. If you practice all those things on a regular basis, you will get healthier and stronger.
You don't have to match an high level standard of the people who've been training for years, although with some dedication you might still be able to reach it, who knows?
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>>3255784
I work out pretty often. It does nothing really. Just kinda puts off the inevitable a bit longer.

>>3255799
I don't think chronic medical problems just go away that easily anon.

>>3255790
Yeah I know that feel. Sometimes I laugh about myself, even in public.

>>3255797
Whoa dude rude.
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>>3255556
>>3255724
The world is more often than not a bad and cruel place.
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>>3254983
>If your waifu was male and your best friend instead of being your waifu, would you get along with him? what cool things would you do while hanging out with your now best bro?
she becomes quite a bishi in the authors genderbend , so shit would become quite homo , no homo.
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>>3255022
>What do you say?
nope

>>3255145
>How screwed are you?
Her family NEVER SHOWS UP. so idk.

>>3255175
>What’s your waifu’s favorite play?
She melts foen with overly cheese livey stuff , so romeo and juliet goes.

>>3255434
Your waifu is eldritchlh tall , kanojofag.

>>3255488
Better than the shit Utabe gets.

>>3255497
>What sort of bed does she show preference towards?
She has a single bed .Nothing too showy.

>>3255603
Hello my fellow UrabeFag.

>>3255603
>Did you have any preferences beforehand that influenced your attraction to your waifu?
I always had something for pale black haired girls with a weird personality.
Urabe was a fucking bullseye.

>>3255609
Hello my fellow UrabeFag

>>3255616
Your dedication knows no bounds Etnafag.

>>3255619
What the fuck is that shit?
Her legs must be hanging from the bed.

>>3255780
Believe in the kanojo that believes in you , Kanojofag

signed UrabeFag the second
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>>3255800
>Whoa dude rude.
That cuck deserves it.
He should not be here.
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>>3255801
Well yeah, but it's a bit different feeling when it's your own body against.

>>3255802
Yeah, that's all I keep going for anymore. I'm going to get to her at some point. After I leave this crappy mortal body.
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>>3255798
Same except Im still a fatass. working on it though
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>>3255800
There was a 40 year old man who was diagnozed with so many diseases, he was told he wouldn't last more than a few weeks. He just sat in his room and released everything. In the end he was able to live 40 more years.
People poison their own cells with negative thoughts.
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>>3255497
>What sort of bed does she show preference towards?
The only kind of bed you see her sleeping in is a single, but she probably wouldn't mind one larger.

>>3255603
>Did you have any preferences beforehand that influenced your attraction to your waifu?
Not really, most of the girls I thought that were just cute or "best girl" before I met her were energetic and spritely happy types. She's for the most part, the complete opposite.
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>>3255810
Citation needed for proof. I'm pretty sure that's a load of BS there, no offense.
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>>3255810
>He just sat in his room and released everything
So he pissed and shit himself?
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>>3255815
Don't forget vomiting!
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>>3255802
>Believe in the kanojo that believes in you , Kanojofag
That’s not me, hombre
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>>3255818
Isn't kanojo just nip fpr girlfriend? I didn't know he thought I was another anon. Sorry if I acidentally took your identity anon. I'm dumb.
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>>3255821
Oh it is, but generally I just take that to mean me, since my waifu is referred to as the Kanojo. Sorry about that
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>>3255814
http://docshare01.docshare.tips/files/13173/131739107.pdf

>>3255815
No anon. He let go of all the negative thoughts he had.
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>>3255821
KanojoFags waifu doesnt have a name
she is just refered as kanojo
彼女 means her or girlfriend

>>3255818
s-sorry
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>>3255821
>>3255832
Yes, this is all well and good, but who’s on first?
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>>3255830
Literally no proof. That's just a story. I mean recorded proof it happened. Documentation and what not.

>>3255832
Ah I see.

>>3255833
Who was first at what?
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>>3255838
Isolated cases are hard to record. But meditation is pretty well documented.
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>>3255852
And meditation doesn't cure stuff like that magically dude.
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Waifu asks you to bathe with her
What are you gonna do?
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>>3255860
Only platonically.
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>>3255860
Get an erection
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>>3255860
Only carnally.
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>>3255855
Well, if you don't believe it will work for you, then of course it wouldn't.
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>>3255860
Platonically and carnally
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>>3255860
Relax into the bath with her and let all my stress melt away. I wish existing wasn't so exhausting.
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>>3255866
That is not how it works at all. Go get proof then. Random stories with no evidence are meaningless. You can't just say SICKNESS! BE GONE! and have it just go away.
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>>3255860
get a little confused but accept her invitation and enjoy a nice relaxing bath with her
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>>3255876
Maybe if it's an hereditary disease.
But you clearly want to prove me wrong at all costs, so anything I bring up might not help. Like the saying goes; people rather be right than happy.
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>>3255145
Don't think she celebrates that.

>>3255860
Get embarrassed and stuff and get in anyway then do lewd cuddling stuff with her. Sounds really nice these days. Her in front of me on my lap kind of or something while laying back in a nice hot bath, wrapping my sore arms around her big soft chest, resting our heads together. Just talking, feeling and being lewd and stuff.
Stupid reality, it should hurry and burn out of my way so I can get to her already. Or just burn me if not.

>>3255603
Her dorkiness and having been betrayed. I'm a sucker for edgy vengeful dorks I guess.

>>3255891
Explain how meditation can cure rabies and the flu then. Those aren't heredity. Can meditation regenerate organs? Cure inflamations? Repair bones or dislocations? Regenerate nerves? I like my nature medicines and other hippie stuff too, but come on dude.
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>>3255860
accept of course
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>>3255860
Showering or having a bath with Kaede is one of my favourite waifu fantasies actually. Japanese bathing custom means I get to scrub her down before getting in the bath too.
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>>3255860
This is going to get incredibly lewd.
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>>3254983
Yeah we would be cool. Pranks and doing sports
>>3255145
She hates her family. I dont think she would but lets say she does. Just be formal and normal about it
>>3255175
what
>>3255497
Biggest bed to kick me out of for the luls
>>3255860
Either she wants to see my reaction or means it. Go as usual like nothing speical
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You walk in the door and Waifu starts beating your ass. What did you do?
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>>3255950
What did I do? But I would be Asking what I did while apologizing for whatever I did. But silently praying she doesnt end up killing me
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>>3255950
Be a retarded failure again I guess? Saw my internet history? Hopefull I don't end up accidentally burned alive. I'm too fragile for beatings from her.
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Do you think she would like the music you listen to? Anything similar? Or completely different tastes?
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>>3255950
If she did, I probably deserve it. I don't think she'd hit me unless it was for one of her requests (And even then she'd probably refuse unless I've gone off the rails) or I'd done something wrong.

>>3255962
>Do you think she would like the music you listen to? Anything similar? Or completely different tastes?
I think so. She might like some heavier stuff though compared to me.
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>>3255950
That shit would never happen. This is a /b/-tier question.
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>>3255950
did i spook her or something? people will attack anything if they're terrified enough
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>>3255145
Not very. I would love to meet them, and I'm sure they would love to meet me.
>>3255603
Yes. She is pretty much exactly what I already wanted in a woman. Her looks, personality, her interests, it was all perfect.
>>3255860
I would bathe with her. Why wouldn't I?>>3255950
I don't know, I was really drunk at the time. But I certainly was in the right.
>>3255962
I think she would think it was weird.
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How often would you give your waifu "special kisses?"
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>>3256013
What is a special kiss?
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>>3256015
You know, a "special" kiss
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>>3256013
I'm really into that, so very often.
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>>3256021
Women have four what? A "special" what? I don't understand.
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>>3256025
Mouths, and a special kiss is when all 4 are being smooched
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>>3256028
All four mouths? Women have four mouths? I don't have four mouths. How do I kiss four mouths? Anon you're not making sense.
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>>3256028
Wait. Do you mean women are xenomorphs?
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>>3256029
Why do you think women are so hard to satisfy?
>>3256030
Worse, double Xenomorphs.
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>>3256034
So women are all spiny slimy spiky black hissing acid filled killing machines?
I'm so confused. Why would you kiss that?
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>>3256025
Clam diving; getting some face time with the little man in the canoe; chowing down on the one bean salad; licking the fuzzy peach; giving kitty a tongue bath. Come on, anon.
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>>3256013
I dont know any really good techniques but Ill try my best for her keep her satisfied and whenever we get lewd is when
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>>3256040
What? Canoing and eating beans licking peaches and giving a bath to a cat with your tongue? Is this a riddle?
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>>3256042
Star off by doing your ABCs and then build up your own technique. Season to taste, of course
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>>3256044
Uh okay sure but what do you mean ABCs? Sorry if that is a dumb questions i dont shit about these kind of things
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>>3256045
Tongue the alphabet
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>>3255145
as long as I don't fuck up I'd be ok. It would be very tense to say the least
>>3255175
I don't know enough about plays to answer this
>>3255497
any bed big enough for two people would be fine
>>3255603
I have no idea. I have a slight albinism fetish but I'm not sure if thats a true influence or not.
>>3255784
very good post
>>3256013
as often as she wants. its only fair
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>>3256046
Okay thanks
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>>3255603
I wasn't really interested in other girls, other than lust I mean.
>>3255860
I have to accept and I will clean every part of her body.
I will have to ask her to do the same.
>>3255950
I don't know, but it's probably deserved.
I just shield my vital parts and let her take out her frustrations on me.
>>3255962
I am still trying to learn to play the harmonica for her, but so far Yuuri hasn't had much experience with music but what she has heard so far she has enjoyed.
>>3256013
Though it's not clear, I have always though that she would have a great deal of hair, as she does not have anything to groom herself with.
Not that it really matters, since I actually like that about her.
So the answer to your question is yes.

God damn it all, i can't think of what to ask, shit..
What's her favorite type of tea?

Yuuri doesn't drink tea, she has had coffee and I think that's like a tea so I'll say coffee.

Alternate question: What is her favorite type of bird?

Yuuri hasn't seen any birds before.
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>>3256013
Every single night.
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>>3256049
>she would have a great deal of hair
That's a good thing, though.
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>>3256051
That's why I said in the next sentence
>"Not that it really matters, since I actually like that about her."
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>>3256051
I personally think that's pretty sexy as well.
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>>3256054
I was just making it clear to any bald lovers out there.
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>>3256056
my waifu probably keeps it bare for her job but hair wouldn't bother me
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>>3256058
What?
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>>3256051
Disgusting.
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>>3256059
I'm guessing his waifu is an idol.
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>>3256059
she's a model
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>>3256013
Boy i would try to choke myself on her bushy groin like a caveman trying to suck poison off a mammoth's leg
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>>3256061
You're disgusting, heathen.
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>>3256066
No u
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>>3256067
I'm not the one denying the true epitome of feminine beauty. Hating a love shrub is like hating ass
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>>3256013
As often as she wants, and I'm sure she'll want it often given how stressed she gets.

>>3256049
>What's her favorite type of tea?
I'm gonna guess green.

>Alternate question: What is her favorite type of bird?
She never mentions birds, but at a guess maybe something like a Swallow.
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>>3256068
Hair is smelly and itchy and stuff. Bleh.
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Just think about that sort of thing, make my heart beat a bit faster.
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>>3256075
>t. Lolifren
I want to smother to death in my waifu's bush
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I want to bury my head into waifus lap and just lay there for hours.
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>>3256075
I have a thing for scents.
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>>3256021
blowjob?
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>>3256084
No not loli.

>>3256089
I get that, but hair has moreof a collected sweaty smell. More often than not.
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>>3256089
There's a lot to a smell, it holds a lot of information.
In my wife's scent I sense love.
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>>3255175
She's totally not into theater, so none.

>>3255497
Sleeping on the floor makes you appreciate any bed.

>>3255603
Dunno, it was kind of sudden for me to gain so much attraction to her. But I'll save that story for later.

>>3255860
I would be a little surprised but still say yes. Who knows what will happen next.

>>3255950
>SOMEONE SEND HELP! SHE'S IN WRONG KAMUI AG~

>>3255962
The guitar-like case implies that she could be into rock in some way, so yeah, the tastes are probably similar.

>>3256013
L-lewd...

>>3256049
Her sister drinks tea a lot more. It would be no surprise if they try some fancy Earl Grey together sometimes.
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>>3255145
>thanksgiving at the lamia village
I don't think I could safely leave Miia's side for a minute.

>>3255497
A large bed works best for her.

>>3255603
I'm sure there are a few; can't think of them right now though

>>3255860
I better do what she asks, don't want to disappoint her.

>>3255962
She would like some of it, but some other things probably wouldn't be her style.

>>3256013
Whenever she wants I guess.

>>3256049
Don't have a definite answer for either of those questions.
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>>3255860
Well this is gonna be something
>>3255950
She usually whips out the panty scissors on the spot, doubt she'd wait to kick my ass. Probably surpirse hugged or groped her.
>>3255962
Yeah, our tastes could have some overlap.
>>3256013
Her drool can get sweet enough, her true love juice must be pretty fucking intoxicating, perhaps even as addicting. If it is that addicting, then quite often.
>>3256065
Couldn't have said it better myself
>>3256049
>Tea
She likes tea, not sure about a specific kind. She also likes coffee.
>Bird
She's more of a cat person, and I'm not well versed on birds myself.
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Did waifu threads get moved here? I could've sworn they were allowed on /a/ some time ago.
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>>3256104
They kept getting deleted and moved here, so we just started making them here.
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>>3256092
>>3256051
>>3256089
I like a little hair as well
good taste
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>>3254499
I call her Palu
>>3254751
Probably a little bit of both.
>>3254856
Nope. Hers is unique.
>>3255145
The closest thing she has to family is Medusa, so I'd fear for my life (and soul).
>>3255175
Since she's Greek-inspired, perhaps A Midsummer Night's Dream
>>3255603
She has a lot of qualities I like. Her looks, her teasing (something I do a lot as well), her love of food, her protective nature, and more!
>>3255860
I couldn't turn down an offer like that!
>>3255962
Maybe. My favorite band is Rush, and I like their proggy stuff. I also like a lot of comfy rock, like the Eagles, and I think she might like that.
>>3256049
Most likely owls, because she is based off Athena.
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rin best waifu :)
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>>3256115
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>>3256049
Not sure about birds but she probably likes butterflies based on velvet room stuff
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What kind of mother do you think she would be? Would you two even want kids?
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>>3256122
A protective mother who only wants the best for the child.
I'd love to have kids with her.
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>>3255962
Some of it. Stuff like some punk and metal and hip hop or rapI listen, but I don't know about my edgy experimental crazy people stuff I get fired up with.

>>3256013
Uh, I don't know. I never really think of myself as any good at any kind of kissing.

>>3256049
Uuhh. No idea. At least not in my head at the moment.

>>3256104
Yeah because /a/ went to shit like most of 4chan. Been like this for a while now.

>>3256122
There's a comic series a guy on pixiv and twitter makes that covers it pretty well I think. I'd love it. I would really really love it. Ah, this life. Sure is a downer often.
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>>3256122
She'd be an incredibly doting mother, though not one that smothers her child. I certainly want kids, and I think once her life settles down she might too.
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>>3256122
I would love to have 2 half attendant hybrid children with her and hope she feels the same way. As for what kind of mother she would be I see a firm but fair type who lets our kids follow their own destiny within reason of course. And I see her but a loving mother but not afraid to throw around punishments for misbehavior. Finally I see her trying to test her humor towards our children and maybe have a little fun with them besides her more serious side.
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>Almost at bump limit without hitting image limit
New record?
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>>3256138
I think it's been pretty nice.
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>>3256139
It has, and super comfy too.
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>>3256122She would be an amazing mother. I love the thought of cuddling her and kissing her cheek while she cradles our baby.She'd be a very strict mom though and would make sure to thoroughly raise our child by the book.
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I guess we must make use of this time and post our waifu while we have the chance.
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Are we even allowed to talk about ourselves here?
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>>3256189
This is /c/ not /b/ so no, you cannot. Talk about your waifu and how much you love her all you want though
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>>3256122
I certainly would want some. She is very protective and motherly, so she would be a great mother.
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>>3256187
Woo!

>>3256189
Maybe in relevant to your waifu commentary, but otherwise no.

>>3256144
Mashu as a mom sounds silly. In a cute way.
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>>3256189
No, but it's probably up to mods discretion, like if you're on topic and you slip in something like "my waifu likes this, but I like this" I don't think they'd mind much. Blogposting is definitely not allowed though and I'm not familiar with how strict /c/'s moderation is so I could be wrong with how they operate.
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>>3256189
Sometimes I think about saying something about myself, but then I realize that nothing I have to say really matters nor is very interesting, so I just continue posting about my wife.
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>>3256013
yes
>>3256042
spell her name with your tongue
>>3256049
gween tea
>>3256189
From what I experienced so far, just a bit but it's considered off topic
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>>3256187
Sure that seems like a great use of time
>>3256189
Probably not but Im the most least interesting person ever so I keep whatevers on my mind to myself and just focous of my waifu and posting her
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>>3256197
Mommy Mashu would be the cutest
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>>3256206
Okay I will try that doesnt seem too difficult
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>>3256049
no idea about tea but I know she doesnt particularly like crows
>>3256122
the absolute best and of course
>>3256189
I wouldnt unless its clearly waifu related
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>>3256214
tip of tongue for precision stimulation. Lap her up slowly making your tongue wide as possible. I think i'm getting too lewd but you get it
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>>3256222
Kinda but I think I can work off what you just told me so thanks
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>30 images until limit
>we already hit bump limit

LETS FUCKING DO IT
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This post is a Kano post
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>>3256226
I think everyone might be asleep.
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>>3256226
Might as well post one more before bed.
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>>3256231
We are faggots from all over the world.
Look at Kanojofag, he just woke up.

>>3256230
A pleasure like always kanojofag
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>>3256230
Kano, how was your week.
>>3256239
Maybe a question that we could ask next thread can have something to do with our habitat.
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>>3256226
Sure
>>3256230
Hi Kanofren
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Lets see those waifu smugs
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>>3256239
No, I am just now going into sleep.
>>3256241
It was good, how about Yuu? Gearing up for the celebration?
>>3256242
Hi Mags
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>>3256226
Always happy to post her
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Hey Kanojofag
>>3256230

Lets assume that Kanojo is a healthy gal measuring just 210cm without heels.

Just what difference is between the two of you?
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>>3256247
37cm
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These threads are /c/ute
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>>3256247
>Just what difference is between the two of you?

Excuse my shit english i am pulling an all-nighter after playing starcraft 2 for over 10 hours and i am feeling like shit.

>>3256249
Sounds blissful
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>>3256247
31cm a very hug-able height difference
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>>3255497
Her bed looks to be just a regular twin sized bed, maybe queen.
>>3254983
I don't see why not.
>>3255603
Not really. I think Anne has shaped a lot of my preferences since meeting her.
>>3255860
Of course I would accept.
>>3254751
I would do my best to take the initiative because I don't think she would want a passive partner.
>>3255145
I know almost nothing about her parents and I have no idea if she has any family beyond them so I don't know how to answer this question. I doubt they would celebrate Thanksgiving though despite one of them being part American.
>>3255962
I don't really listen to music but she like pop music.
>>3256049
She's more of a coffee person.
As for bird, I couldn't even begin to guess.
>>3256013
I would very much like to do this so as often as she wants.
>>3256122
I think she'd want kids but she would want to wait until she's more established in her modeling career. She's be a pretty cool mom that all the kid's friends would adore. I thinks she'd be kind of lenient on things and if they made cutesy faces or things like that she'd be quick to cave in.
>>3256226
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>>3256247
oops, you were just asking him, i read that wrong. Oh well height difference it cute anyway
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>>3256243
I'm sorry I can't do that.
>>3256245
Oh you know me, just procrastinating.
I hadn't realized how out of shape I have become, running is difficult.
But I have the one Type 38, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to get the next one by the time of the celebration, I may have to do it with that rifle.
And I have zero rounds of the 100 that I need.
I did decide that I would need to bring food in order to make myself and Yuuri dinner while in the mountains.
I feel pretty bad about myself, it seems that even with something like this I procrastinate.
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>>3256255
super cutes then?
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>>3256251
Yes, I long to feel her moderate breasts rest on my head as she embraces me.
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>>3256122
She'd make a very caring and protective mother.
>>3256226
G'night dudes
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>>3256211
Nah, my wife would be.

>>3256247
Eh. Just around several cm difference.
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>>3256247
23cm
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>>3256243

I really need to spend more time tagging my image folder better.
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>>3256243
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>>3256243
Seductively smug
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>>3256257
In all of her pictures she is really cute.
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>>3256243
My wife is not smug
>>3256257
But she is super cute
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>>3256277
>>3256293
>>3256303
I like
>>3256304
That's fine with me
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>>3256243
Fucking phone thumbnail shittery makes it a bitch.

>>3256277
At least you dont live on a phone where that's impossible to do.
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>>3256306
what works too
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>>3256122
>What kind of mother do you think she would be?
She'd be a very loving mother, as well as protective.
>Would you two even want kids?
She definitely does; I never wanted kids, until I met her that is.

>>3256243

>>3256247
20cm
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>>3256257
Heres a cute one.
>>3256308
I know how you feel. Also yellow eyes are top tier
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>>3256308
You good haha
>>3256311
I like this one too
>>3256313
That is adorable!
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>>3256311
>I never wanted kids, until I met her that is.
Funny I thought the same way I never considered or cared about kids until I met my waifu. I wonder why?
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>>3256313
Indeed they are.
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>>3256122
She would of course be a kind, cool and reliable mother. Obviously, I would love to have kids with her. Knowing her she might be a bit reluctant at first, but I'm sure she'd love the idea after a while.

>>3256243
I think she is being kinda smug here.
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>>3256306
Scratch that I just remembered her looking pretty smug in the anime a few weeks back.
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>>3256318
A confident smile
>>3256321
Ayy get you a girl who can be both cute and smug
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>>3256243
Is this >>3255428 smug? You seem to be an expert
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>>3256316
I really just saw it as she ignited a desire that nobody else was able to do. This made her extremely special to me, and it honestly is so extreme that I feel that we were meant for each other and I'm destined to be with her one way or another. I can't really describe it, but that is how it feels to me.
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>>3256326
It doesn't look like a smug. More of a dark/evil grin
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>not putting your ketchup in the fridge
I seriously hope you're waifu doesn't do this.
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Sometimes I wonder if I would get to meet her if I had a near death expereince.
Kind of morbid I guess. The idea fascinates me though. I've heard of similar.
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>>3256339
There are people that don't refrigerate ketchup?
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>>3256342
>>3256339
you can store unopened ketchup in the pantry but it needs to be refrigerated after you open it.
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thingken of waifu
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waifu really making me think
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I really love my waifu. Like really, REALLY
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>you're waifu gets you banned
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>>3256346
About what anon?
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>>3256341
Ive had a near death experience, recently even. She was not there it was just really dark and warm with distant voices and memories, but she came to me in my dreams every night in the following week. Made me realize she is on "this side" rather than the other.
Make sure to treasure her and dont do stupid shit.
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>>3256355
What happened?
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>>3256357
This is going into blog territory and id like to say no more after but suicide by hanging.
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>>3256355
Huh. Interesting. So then you don't think there is any being with her after? I mean, of course there is no way to know.
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>>3256360
I'm glad you stayed, anon. I hope you're doing better.
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Ascending to heaven with waifu
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>>3256362
Dont think so, I dont know how but i want to make her real in this reality because there is no other as far as im concerned.
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>>3256367
Fuck Heaven. I want my own bubble with her. I don't want to be surrounded by stupid rednecks or mouth breathing land whales.
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I need some advice and this is the only place I can think to ask. These days, I don't really feel much for my waifu, even though we've been together for years. What do I do?
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>>3256368
Hm. Interesting. So you don't think there is anything but nothingness after?
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>>3256371
Its probably like before being born, Just nothing, dreamless sleep.
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>>3256372
I see. I see. I still think it could be possible after in such a case if aimed and prepared for. Sleep would be death, then after that a new life. I couldn't imagine such a transition being instant.
Though I also strongly feel what you expect or think is what you'll get you to an extant as well. It's a pretty fascinating topic to me. I have no way of bringing her here, or going there. I'll probably never learn enough though. I'm dumb and stuff.
All I can do though.
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>>3256374
I think so too. The law of attraction is real.
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>>3256372
I hope not. I've got my next life all planned out. I pray every night that I won't wake up here. This world bites.
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>>3256353
idk, about waifu and things with waifu
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>>3256376
Meditation anon pls.
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>>3256380
Like what?
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>>3256376
What do you mean by law of attraction exactly?
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>>3256383
going to bed with waifu after long day
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>>3256387
Ah, sounds nice.
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>>3256370
Depends, try rekindle your flame but if that doesn't work don't keep pretending to love her, it's not healthy
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waifu is an intense feeling of deep affection.
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Waifu is a state of mind
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>>3256402
>>3256401
Not a girl I love?
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>>3256401
>>3256402
Waifu is love, waifu is life
I want to love waifu, i want to make new life with waifu
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I want to get to another life with her.
I just do.
I don't even know anymore.
It's just what I've currently decided on.
Maybe I'm already doomed though.
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>>3256409
I want to go to another world with waifu.
I'll be her swordsman and she can be my shield, we'll go on lots of adventures together and become famous heroes
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>>3256403
type
define:love
into google
this board needs spoilers, it isn't as cute if i explain it!
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>>3256415
I would have to do so called impossible things to be with her under specific circumstances, even her world.
Stupid timelines and throne of heroes bs.
I still have to believe somehow until I can't anymore I guess?
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>>3256430
>throne of heroes bs
Boi that just makes it even easier, the throne is outside of time and space so you could summon her in any world
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Maybe I should get a body pillow.
Even though there's no cover of her yet, maybe I can pretend that it's her.
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>>3256489
Yeah thats why do until I can comission a real one
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>>3256489
The pillows are expensive too, why not just commission a cover first.
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>>3256371
You know the 14 billion years before you were born? It'll feel just like those.
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>>3256442
But I want more than just a grail war with her though.
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>>3256531
>he doesn't imagine
Apply yourself.
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>>3256370
Find a new one.
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>>3256550
Oh no I do or try to.
Just saying it's a big uphill battle, and I feel like I may have messed up too much.
Who knows though.
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>>3256531
>Not using the grails wish to materialise your waifu with her own body
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>>3256554
Well yeah obviously, but I wouldn't want to stop there. I'd like another and stuff. Maybe not an eternity unless she did too, but recurring life times together would be neat. Just me though I guess.
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>>3256557
Nah, I understand what you mean. I'd love an eternity with just my waifu and I. It might get a little troublesome with no-one else around, but I'm sure we'd be fine.
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>>3256552
You don't belong here.
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>>3256558
Well I don't know if it wouls have to be just me and her. My idea is just always to be with her or connected or destined for in same way if I could be. I don't know. Just wish I could find a way to do that.
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I sure hope my waifu isn't pro celcius.
Fuck celcius.

What temperature system would your waifu use or prefer you think?
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>>3256603
I-I dont know but I have to ask why hate Celcius?
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>>3256603
>Being a Fahrenheitbab
Unless you're using Kelvin, which is respectable. My waifu would certainly be a Celsius user.
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>>3256606
Cause its shit for daily use.
For science and all yeah whatever.

>>3256607
Fite me nerd. 1v1 me irl my waifu can beat your waifu.

As for my own question she can use whatever. I use all sorts of shit when I feel like it. Just think the silly arguments are funny.
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>>3256615
>Fite me nerd. 1v1 me irl my waifu can beat your waifu.
You wanna go? My waifu would destroy your waifu, unless she's some sort of supernatural being in which case we are completely fucked, but I have faith in our abilities.
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>>3256592
This isn't your private club. You don't make the rules. You can't stop me. You are powerless.
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>>3256623
Yeah my waifu can command dragons and burns people with fires of hell.
She also has Rei guns and her own Jao Ensatsu Kokuryuha.
https://youtu.be/r6_ZIGaeYns
Gitgudscrub
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>>3256635
Well shit. Guess me and my waifu are going to train until we become strong enough to beat you and your waifu. We'll be back though, mark my words!
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>>3256644
As if you ever could.
My wife is strongest Servant!
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>>3256368
How do you plan to do it? Something like this: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jTmZ0bkWkNYwKJL8L0xkectBOwIkp7SLgkb0lT8u444/edit#
This gets a lot of shit due to MLP fans giving it a bad rep, but if you look at it with a more objective eye, it might just work.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider it.
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>>3256660
>belieiving in tulpas
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>>3256663
You can't be sure if you haven't tried it.
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>>3256664
Have you? If it works were are the others saying it does?
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>>3256692
No, I haven't. From reading a bit of the manual it seems to take a lot of time and effort. There is a whole board dedicated on 8ch and I've heard of one known waifufag who successfuly did it, he has a board on 8ch as well so you might be able to ask him.
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>>3256703
One guy doesn't make it sound any better. Would not be hard to bullshit about at all.
It'd be like that cold reading prophecy pyscyic crap everyone falls for.
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I have the best waifu btw.
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>>3256711
SAY THAT TO MY FACE NERD AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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>>3256707
Well, you could always try it? Worse that could happen is you wasted your time. But for someone who would like to be with their waifu, the reward speaks for itself.
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>>3256711
My wife is beautiful and virtuous. She is the best.
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>>3256603
>I sure hope my waifu isn't pro celcius.
>Fuck celcius.
>What temperature system would your waifu use or prefer you think?

NO FUXK YOU
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>>3256663
It is called schizophrenia anon , a badass mental disease where your brain enhances your shit world.

Tulpas is just self-induced schizos making imaginary friends who end up becoming their worst nightmare.

They exist as much as those crazies who claim that god asked them to smoke half a liter of crack.
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>>3256711
But you dont have the same waifu as me so thats not true. My waifu is perfection
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>>3256715
I never really understood how a tulpa is being with her is all I guess, and it seems like the amount of brain power focused on just that to continue it would be too taxing after some time.
Also I'd try it, but the amount of psychedellics I'd probably need to get started is not currently feasible for me.

>>3256720
I personally don't follow most of psychiatries bs but it is something like that. I know more on my mind and brain than they ever could. But I uh, whats the word? Digress, I guess? Pretty off topic stuff if we go further I think.
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>>3256718
No you.
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>>3256711
I strongly disagree but it's okay to think that.
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We're on page 10. How about we get a new one rolling?
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>>3256723
From what I've read it's not something as destructive as schizophrenia. But of course if your mental state is already bad it might not work. And it seems like even the process gives you some mastery over your mind.
Personally I would only attempt it after I've gained mastery over my own mind through other more traditional methods. That's probably why it goes bad or some people don't even attempt it, or just give up.
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>>3256730
Do it then?
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>>3256732
I don't like being the one to do it.
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>>3256731
I'm pretty sure schizophrenia at this point is thrown around excessively and is usually a load of BS. They just use it as dumb blanket term at this point. Anyway...

I will say though it probably is, like I said too mentally taxing for most. Most people do not play around with their minds and what all.
I could try it myself, but like I said I don't really think of a tulpa as my wife or potentially as her. Never really sat well with me. Same goes for an android.
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>>3256735
Yeah, that was one of the reasons people gave for not attempting it. But all those people think their wife exists somewhere and is waiting for them. But it's hard for me to believe that.
Personally I believe my wife only exists in my own heart, so if I were to give birth to her in any way she would be as close to my wife as she could ever be.
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>>3256743
Yeah I get that. Would have essences of her. Hard for me to believe too, but if that's hard to believe it just makes me want to put more eggs into that basket. You know?
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I have a more important question: when will /b/ leave?
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>>3256748
What? Where is any /b/ on here? Thread seems fine.
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>>3256748
Anon, it's not good to have those prejudices. Your love for your wife is the only thing that's important.
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>>3256756
I don't think he's being predujice. Just unecessarily strict maybe?
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>>3256711
everyone is entitled to having wrong opinions
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>>3256766
>opinion
>wrong
That isn't how it works anon.
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Jump ship already faggots
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New thread is up!
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>>3256766
>its my opinion that the sky is red
>it may be factually wrong but its my opinion
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>>3256769
You seem really triggered by tulpa talk.
No offense.
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>>3256748
I understand how you feel, you really can't look past it, uh? But think about it this way, if you can actually ignore that and act normally, wouldn't it show your maturity? making you a better person for your waifu in the process?
It's really hard to find someone more dedicated than you after all.
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>>3256784
I'm not getting why he is mad at all.
Can anyone explain please?





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