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Post your favourite hot sauce.
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Everything else is shit.
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>No one has posted sriracha yet
I hate you all
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Picked up these two bad boys the other week. The Key Lime sauce is exquisite.
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>>10134704
I'm loving this ebin new meme vark sauce!
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>>10134704
I love that stuff, but my wife won't let me store it in the kitchen. She says it clutters up her cupboards, so if I want to keep a bottle it has to count as one of my five Personal Possessions. I had to sell my fountain pen to make room for it, but it was worth it. I didn't use that pen very much anyway.
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>>10134704

i got a bottle of aardvark the other week, it has a good heat balance but very overrated desu, probably won't get it again
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Why is there such a huge circle jerk about fucking hot sauce on this board? Imagine from an outsiders perspective how autistic it must look watching a bunch of people screaming at one other than that they're 'cucks', all because their hot sauce of chose tastes too vinagery

This thread hasn't degraded to that yet granted, but we all know it will
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>>10135077
I've never even seen the sauce irl and didn't hear about it until people here began whining about how it's for "soyboys". /pol/dditors love posting the same thread over and over again
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>>10135077
>caring about what outsiders think about you while posting anonymous on a anonymous cartoon forum
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>>10134704
>See Aardvark sauce.
>Brace for 'that thread'
>Sigh of relief when OP didn't go there.

I have no idea why those threads trigger me so hard but god damn.
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>>10135153
Because they are literally just circle-jerks about the same joke in a new package.

I am curious to try the sauce though now that it's been shoved in my face day in and day out on this board. Perhaps this was reverse psychology to get me to want to give it a shot.
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>>10134931

Pretty good, the Habanero one is my fav Tobasco though. Quite spicy but also delicious.
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>>10135189
Not as good as vark.
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>>10135061
You made the right decision. Your wife let's you have 5 possessions? I'm only allowed to have 3 and my chastity belt has to count as one of them. My wife only let's me eat 'vark after I do all of my daily, weekly and monthly chores and then I have to cash in my good hubby points. I'm lucky to eat 'vark every other week and when I do I have to eat it out of a dog bowl. I don't mean to sound like I'm complaining, I have never been happier, I just don't like having to eat outside on the porch when it's freezing outside (we live in Portland).
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>>10135372
lol

10/10
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I bought some ftanks red hot since everyone seems to talk it up. It literally is just spicy vinegar, it's dreadful. Srriacha is the best but nobody here can admit it because it's popular and I guess you have to be a contrarian to post here
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>>10135419
'Cha has officially been dethroned by 'vark but it's still an amazing sauce
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big fan of this, but it rips me asunder on the way out, which is strange because it isn't retarded hot in the mouth.
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>>10135426
Some sauces have a bigger anal footprint than others. I have IBS and my doctor heavily advises against me eating any spicy food, but I can't help it. I'd rather eat Secret Aardvark or Sriracha and have to wear diapers than eat normally and not have as bad of symptoms. Have you tried Dave's Ghost Pepper sauce? I ate a dab off of a toothpick and I couldn't stop shitting in agony for 4 days straight.
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>>10134922
How do you pronounce this anyways? Is it ta-pa-TEE-oh or ta-PA-tee-oh? Or something else?
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legit this place on the other side of town from me is a hot sauce mecca. https://chilemojo.com.au they had a shipment come in last week and it has been wiped out completely within days. The meme is real apparently
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>>10135463
You too could've had vark but you let it fall through you're fingertips
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>>10135462
TAY-pah- Teh- ooh
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>>10135467
I'm a patient sort, but why though? It's not this shithole is it? Hasn't been on Hot Ones for a while.
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Tangentially related to thread, but does your asshole ever get used to super spicy foods? I love hot food and I can deal with it going in but coming out is a fucking nightmare, especially at work.
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>>10135419
siracha to me just tastes like spicy garlic ketchup. I like it, but it's not really a hot sauce. It tastes like raw garlic more than anything else.

pic related is my go to every day hot sauce. I also really like the green El Yucateco sauce. Habenero Tabasco is interesting too, it's not that hot but reminds me of Jamaican spices.
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>>10135532
Never
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>>10135472
>Australia
lol, no wonder you make sour grapes posts about America all the time.
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>>10135848
welp
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For first we feast I'm Sean Evans and you're watching hot ones, the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
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>>10134704
I'm not allowed to eat secret vark anymore because it burns my wife's anus and vagina and her bulls' BBCs when I prep them.
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>>10135901
As a vegan i take serious offence to the overrepresentation of meat in the hot sauce community. I used to love Hot Ones but all they talk about is wings.
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>>10135014
dirty dicks is fucking awesome
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>>10136516
Your dad is going to cry when he reads this in your keylogger
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>>10136476
They have vegan wings on the show too
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>>10136606
Maybe 1 vegan wing for every 50 carnist one.
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this is my current favorite hot sauce. it's milder than a majority of other sauces, but has a significantly more complex flavor profile from being aged in barrels that were used for beer, maple syrup, and bourbon.
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>>10136754
You're the minority, why should a YouTube channel with CHICKEN WINGS as a central theme fucking accommodate for you?
Fuck off
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>>10136844
We are the majority in Portland.
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>>10136860
Fuck Portland too.
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I'm not allowed to have 'vark in the house any more. My wife's son thought it was some sort of sweet sauce due to having a cartoon on the front and drank a whole gulp.
I was in the doghouse for some time after that haha.
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>>10136891
Wow, have you ever even been to the greatest PNW city in North America?
Portland is God's answer to drumf's hate.
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>>10136900
I think every vark fan experiences this at one point or another.
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>>10136903
Fuck your mother also.
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>>10136844
Stop being trolled by that "vegan" dude. Go get on with your life.
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>>10135182
I was thinking about it but when I saw it at my local grocery store it was something like $7-8 for a bottle of some fucking meme sauce that I don't even need because I have El Yuca which is hotter and more versatile
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>>10136914
It's Portland, I can if I wanted to because we are a PROGRESSIVE beacon of hope I drumf's fascist regime. Can you say the same you flyover hick?
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>>10136912
:(
I was pretty upset. She gave it to Tyrone who tried it on some food and said it was "nasty". He poured it down the drain and tossed the bottle in the trash.
Now we're only allowed to have Frank's and it to spicy and vinegary for me :(

Furthermore the wifey won't take my cage off for another 2 weeks, but that's okay. As long has she and Tyrone are having a good time I'm happy.
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>>10135419
I feel how you feel about Frank's the same way with sriacha. I just don't like that shit.

Muh personal opinion. I love Frank's tho.
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secret aardvark (thanks arthur) is the shit, tastes fantastic and the burn isnt overwhelming. el yucateco is probably my favorite that you can get at cheap grocers
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>>10136940
Is this what hot sauce does to people?
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>>10136968
To be fair I'd hardly call Secret Aardvark a hot sauce. A sauce sure, but it is hardly hot at all. It is a sweet spicy mayo substitute.
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>>10135470
gringo pls
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>>10136974
But is it worth 10 fucking dollars?
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>>10136984
I would pay $99 for 1 bottle if I had to. I can't live without my vark.
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>>10136940
Fuck off with your retarded memeposting.
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>>10136991
oh tell me about it friend.
Did your wife take away your vark too?
Worst thing is I can't even by 'vark locally, only online and wifey monitors all my credit cards and my personal bank account so it's impossible to buy online.
But I hear there is a place outside town, a wing bar with a gentleman out back who sells some 'vark. The rumor is it's $60 for a 3 tablespoon dip cup.
But I'm not sure how to sneak it inside my wife's house, she always checks my bag!
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>>10137010
My wife got me a see- through child's backpack to wear so she can make sure I'm not smuggling in vark that I didn't buy with my GHP. I wear it to everyday, she tells people that it's my man purse which is true.
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>>10137023
She got me a day-glo yellow fanny pack.
It's just big enough for a bottle of vark, but if she catches me she will be really mad.
I need advice!
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>>10137038
Email Secret Aardvark and explain your predicament. Maybe they can make a habanero version?
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>>10134922
I bought 2 bottles and threw them away

1/10
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>>10137134
T. Patrician
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>>10135532
butt burn doesn't feel nearly as bad as when it's going through your intestines, imo
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pls, I need mah 'vark
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this, unironically
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Can I get any advice on how to rack up some Good Hubby Points? I'm really craving the 'vark.
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>>10137304
Three words: Do your chores!
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>>10137295
I put that $#!+ on everything! LOL!
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melindas
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>>10137304
I always let my wife's son, Ty'quan beat me in Mario Kart on Switch.
It drives me crazy when he wins!!!
But I do it for my lovely wifey.
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I made this at home. It's my favourite sauce but it's a bit of a cunt too.

Makes an excellent marinade though.
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Encona master race reporting in.
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>>10137524
did you name it after yourself? LOL
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Best tasting Melinda's sauce right here.
Their black pepper ketchup is pretty great too.
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>>10136441
>>10135061
>>10135372
>>10135399
>>>/Reddit/
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>>10137595
i really wanna try this but im afraid it might be too hot for me. their extra hot is delicious and id get the xxxtra if i could find it anywhere since extra hot isnt that hot.
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I really want to try Crystal but it is not sold locally, is it worth ordering online? I know it is just cheap basic stuff but people keep saying it is amazing.
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>>10137645
Try Crystal Extra Hot
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>>10137645
Crystal is meh tier. They have it at our local shitty kebab shop. It's just an extremely basic red pepper sauce, it goes good on crappy fake arab food but it's not really spicy or complex at all, just a very basic red chili/vinegar sauce.
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>>10137645
It's Tabasco sauce with less and better quality vinegar, less of that caustic vinegar bite. If you like Tabasco, you'll probably like Crystal, and it'd be worth it. I'd get the Crystal Extra Hot though, same as regular, just hotter.
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>>10136940
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>>10134704
lawsuit when?
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>>10134704
I love vark but my only issue with it is that it fouls meat before you can eat it.
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>>10137840
Explain.
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>>10137844
It's like adding a packet of stevia to the meat.
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>>10135462
Your first one is correct. The little dash above the "i" is an accent mark, so we know that this is the vowel that gets emphasis.
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>>10135419
I am one of those people who likes the vinegar tang as much as the heat. That said, I prefer Crystal to Frank's. But theyre the same type of sauce. I like Tabasco as well. I recently picked up some Aardvark, and its really NOT a vinegar sauce. Still tasty, but the vinegar sauces are my go-to.
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>>10137870
I don't know why everyone says vark is sweet. It seriously doesn't taste very sweet to me. Maybe this is because I'm an American.
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>>10134704
Formula 47. Hands down best wing sauce I've ever had. Its the only hot sauce you can drink like a soup.
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>>10135532
Having gotten started on spicy food about 12 years ago, I can anecdotally say it only gets worse with age.
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>>10134704
I had to spend two months worth of GHP AND spend an extra week in my cage this better be worth it.
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>>10137323
kill yourself
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>>10138785
Hello Frank!
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>>10135061
laffs
>>10135095
source?
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>>10138785
Why would I when I have Frank's RedHot?
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>>10134704
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>>10134922
The best of all the macro hot sauces
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I douse my eggs and hash browns with this in the mornings, really good shit
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>>10139139
>t. patrician
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>>10134704
Where my yucateco boys at?
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>>10135153
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>>10139151
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>>10139151
hell yes motherfucker

unfortunately the target by me doesn't sell it. I have to drive to the mexican side of town or order online
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>>10135182
It's genuinely not very good. Bland and mild. The el yucateco and crystal that keep getting posted are fantastic, though.
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>>10139163
It's supposed to be bland and mild, brainlet.
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>>10139154
joe rogan?
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>>10139282
Of coursh
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>>10139255
>HOT sauce
>supposed to be bland and mild
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>>10139300
Look at the OP sauce.
See >>10136974
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>>10135559
Texas Pete was all we had in Afghanistan for months. I thought I would still like it but I can't eat it anymore. I have some OCD fear that it went bad after a month and throw it away.
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>>10139373
the regular strength is pretty bland. the "hotter" version is probably the best $2 hot sauce on the market, shit's cheap as hell and pretty spicy
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sort of has already been posted (at least in terms of recipe), but here's the ethical purchase instead of melinda's stolen shit
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>>10139429
here is the less memey huy fong product, albeit not a sauce. great to mix into shit though
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>>10139318
Okay. I looked at OP. It says right on the bottle "habanero hot sauce". If it's not hot, why call it hot sauce? Isn't that some kinda false advertising?
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>>10139436
and here is another generally good hot sauce
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One of my favorites. This and Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp are the two spicy condiments I use the most.
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>>10139373
i remember thats all they ever had in middle school. good times.
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quick tip for any of you spicy lads, i don't know if this is common knowledge but firehouse subs has a huge assortment of hot sauces available to use
unfortunately they don't serve anything that could be used as a decent vessel for tasting sauces, e.g french fries
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>>10139461
wtf i wanna go there now
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>>10139481
bring some fries from your favorite burger joint and go and buy a sandwich, it's decent
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>>10139461
>HEY YALL WELCOME TO FIREHOUSE SUBS

their food isn't bad but I don't like getting aggressively yelled at when I go to get a sandwich
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>>10139440
Not in the US because Obama made it legal to make propaganda and misleading advertising.
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>>10139517
pee shy beta
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>>10139447
>Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp

My dude. The best.
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>>10134922
Found this at Fiesta, pretty good sauce.
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>>10139461
That taste of thai garlic chili sauce is great on eggs and hashbrowns. Little sweet but I like that.
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>>10135419
Siracha isn't even spicy for me. So boring. Tabasco is not that better, but at least it has flavor.
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How has nobody posted this yet?
Green hot sauces are best for seafood IMO. Love this and a lil sour cream on some fried tilapia or catfish.
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>>10139633
we used to call red cholula "warm sauce" at work. good flavor but zero spice.
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>>10139640
Agreed, not that spicy but I do love the flavor.

My other go to hot sauces are Tapatio, Valentina and Lao Gan Ma. I also just ordered some vark to try lol.
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>>10139619
sriracha has way more flavor than regular tabasco
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>>10139654
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>>10139654
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>>10139674
>>10139737
I hope my wife lets me put it on my breakfast. She doesn't like me having spicy breath all day XD
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>>10136902
Kill yourself pineapple nigger, these islands belong to the White man
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>>10139612
you could just put the sauce on your chips desu
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>>10139898
that sauce is made by a White family in Hawaii
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>>10139918
Pineapple sympathizers go second on dotr
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Is crystals really that good? I have a bottle if it and it just tastes like normal hot sauce.
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>>10137580
I named it after the burning sensation in my mouth and asshole.
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>>10139918
haoli family*
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>>10139939
Yee
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>>10139436
There is a similar product known as Sambal Bajak, which is WAY hotter and oilier, and also has a bit of shrimp flavor underneath the garlic and heat. It works in asian food but it can even be used to spice up spaghetti sauces and other things. I can't find an image that looks like the one I bought at my local chink storew.
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>>10140912
Huy Fong makes olek sambal too. All three of their sauces are the same chili base tho so I don't think it's much hotter than their garlic chili paste or siracha.
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>>10141133
ok bud
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>>10140737
haoli ohana*
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For me it's lemon and herb
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>>10141656
I wonder how the XX Hot tastes
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>>10142008
Can any britbongs weigh in on how the XX Hot tastes?
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>>10142025
Tastes like hot sauce m8
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>>10142061
There's that refined European palate I've heard so much about...
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>>10142078
I mean it's p good on a chip butty but other than that idk
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>>10134936
Meme shit. The only reason anyone knows about it is because of that cringe as fuck youtube series with the wings and celebrities
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>>10139045

100% this.
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>>10142316
are you talking about vark? because blairs was pretty popular before that.
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>>10135532
i like that feeling
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>>10143540
Based
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Tried this in firehouse today, it was fantastic.
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>>10134922
You can get this stuff at Super America in little packets. I should go there tomorrow morning and get a burrito or something.
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>>10134704
/ck/ memeing this thing so hard actually has me wanting to try it.
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>>10143877
Working as intended
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my collection sucks right now. but it's just some basic stuff
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>>10144172
>only 2 bottles of hot sauce
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>>10144172
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>10144194
That's a vape nigga
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>>10144172
>smoking in your home
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>>10144451
Which one? The weed pipe or the cigarette?
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>>10134704
Don’t try this sauce. It’s terribly addictive. Best stuff I’ve had in my life.
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>>10144697
where did you get it?
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>>10139151
I love this stuff be it seems like every time i buy it it has a different level of heat.
Get your shit straight yucateco
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Do you fridge your sauce, /ck/?
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>>10144908
i do. kind of a habit to freeze all my sauces.
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>>10135532
There's a way to stop butt burn forever, but it's not fun. You literally have to scorch your asshole with spicy pepper shits for like a month minimum, although it varies by person. Eventually, you anus just stops feeling pain.

It's a long, painful process. I am not brave enough, but if you walk this fiery path, you will come out the other end reborn
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>>10144908
Common grocery store hot sauces like Tabasco, Sriracha, Frank's, etc don't require or benefit from refrigeration. I keep them in the pantry. Other less common and more complicated sauces do require it. So, when some europoor spergs out because you put your hot sauce in the fridge, just show them the "refrigerate after opening" on the fucking label.
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>>10144908

It honestly depends on the sauce. Almost everything in your pic I don't put in the fridge. Something like SA has a lot of sugar and should be kept cold.
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Cant have one favourite. Depends on what im eating and how hot i want it. Never been big on too much heat, i like to taste the stuff
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>>10145297

>literally the walmart spread irl
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Lads should I fall for the leddit meme of Aardvark sauce or nah?
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>>10145317

PDX bros have been pushing SA on /ck/ long before the "leddit meme" was even a thing on 4chan. It's a legit sauce, but not really worth the shipping, since you'll most likely end up going through a bottle within a week.
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>>10145307
The basics son, non of that backyard hipster shit sauce you think you're cool for having.
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>>10145328

>anons who live literally anywhere in the country where walmart hasn't put every other grocery store out of business have a superiority complex and apparently think that the fact that they shop anywhere other than the lowest common denominator somehow makes them "coool"
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>>10145297
>>10145328
>all that vinegar

>>10145307
do they really sell blairs at walmart?
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You wot
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>>10145335

>blairs

Those are the odd sauces out, but everything else pretty much encompasses the Walmart hot sauce aisle (aside from el yucateco, which is the only decent pleb sauce that gets posted along with the rest of them in every single daily hot sauce thread these days).
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Cholula, Pico Pica, Yucateco and classic Tabasco are the only ones I swear by. The mexicans know their stuff.
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>he doesn't run soothing cremes into his sphincter to soothe the butt burn
it's like you guys dont ever want to sawss like a bawss
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The vark is good but it's not worth $7-9 per bottle like they charge lately. I'll just stick with sriracha, tabasco, crystal and the occasional gourmet sauce
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>>10135189
>Tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?
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>>10145515
Nah people just don't know how to spell it. To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make
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>>10135462
Spanish always places vowel stress on the penultimate syllable unless an accent suggests otherwise
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>>10144708
Mexican villa . Net
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>>10135532
I've never understood why people say spicy food burns your asshole, I regularly use extremely hot condiments with every meal and never experience digestive problems. In fact, when I eat a meal without spice I feel unsatisfied and bloated. I can't be the only one?
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>>10136903
Trump is a Godsent hero relieving us of having to deal with you insufferable faggots. I hope all of Portland burns in a fiery hellstorm that consumes you all.
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>>10145500
>The vark is good but it's not worth $7-9 per bottle like they charge lately. I'll just stick with sriracha, tabasco, crystal and the occasional gourmet sauce
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>>10139429
great taste anon
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>>10145776
Go back to your drumpfcuck circlejerk, faggot.
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>>10139151
Present
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>>10136542
jokes on you
[spoiler]i am the dad[/spoiler]
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>>10146750
Not him, but to be fair he's right.
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This is the stuff I have on hand right now. All pretty decent, but I'm getting sick of Sriracha sauce.
I use Lao Gan Ma in practically everything. To the left of that is this Hunan chili stuff that I made, it's fermented and has a really interesting flavor. Id recommend looking up a recipe.
That dave's stuff is probably the hottest ive ever tried
>jerkalicous sauce
L-lewd!
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>>10145377
>Pico Pica
very underrated.
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>>10137368
>>10147412
>melindas
mah fuckin niggah
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>>10139441
Thank God this was posted, I was starting to think I would get through the thread without seeing it. Was just about to Ctrl+F.
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GOAT hotsauce coming through
pic related
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>>10148199
where can i find this? their website is all in moon speak
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>>10134704
For flavor or on a sandwich, you cant beat Gator Hammock swamp sauce, for heat, Dave's insanity sauce
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>>10148205
in finland, you can prolly order it online.
also, if i'm not mistaken, they might be sold under a different name in foreing countries. i seem to recall ripping off the label and finding some other one underneath.
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>>10135194
>HFCS interests me
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>>10135856
hey you cant talk about our true greatest ally like that! sure they may have laughable import taxes and shitty internet, but they are true americans at heart
I LOVE YOU AUS
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>>10148448
HFCS taste better then sugar, I wish they used it in vark sauce instead of sugar
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>>10139139
Agreed
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>>10148701
Meant for >>10148695
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>>10148199
my 3 year old loves this stuff
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>>10141656
these sauces are all shit
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>>10135462
Ta -as in tandori
Pa- as in park
Ti - as in tea
O- as in oh
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>>10148856
Well said!
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>>10148918
numales like cholula
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>>10148940
Cholula is too spicy for numales
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I use burman's on everything
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>>10135419
>and I guess you have to be a contrarian to post here

Now you're getting it, champ.
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>>10148943
I'm just now realizing how mild sriracha is
cholula is barely spicy, but for some reason I remember it being more mild than sriracha
fuck
I must have been really young, but I remember sriracha being quite piquant, almost too much so
They must have changed the recipe in the past 10 years
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>>10148945
That's numale sauce
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>extremely sweet
No thanks
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>>10135462
Tuh-pee-dee-oh
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>>10148971
To be fair the reason they make it so sweet is because they FDA forced them to make it less spicy since there is a cartoon animal on the label. Since they had to turn down the heat they compensated by increasing the sugar content and now it's the mildest and sweetest hot sauce on the market.
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>extremely sweet
No thanks
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>>10149002
I wish they used Stevia instead of sugar because in my humble opinion it isnt sweet enough
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>>10135419
cock sauce can never be real hot sauce because the sugar ruins the flavor profile of whatever you put it on. Its why hipsters got attracted to it, its essentially a hot sauce version of ketchup with peppers as the base instead of tomato.
Hot sauce needs to be as simple/basic as possible with ingredients or else it just makes whatever your eating taste like hot sauce
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>>10149069
>its essentially a hot sauce version of ketchup with peppers as the base instead of tomato.
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What color should I get?
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>>10149113
Get the El Yucateco Habanero sauce, you want regret it.gd dsdrffr
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>>10148918
The top is too spicy, the bottom is literally perfect
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>>10149113
Both and mix it together in a bigger bottle
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>>10149113
the green has this weird sorta artificial flavor that sounds gross when put into words, but i fucking love it for reasons i cant explain. so green if you have to choose
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>>10148943
It's less spicy than 'cha.
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>>10149355
It's too spicy for me but then again I love cha but I cant eat it because it makes me sweat and cry
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Just bought some 'lula! :O
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>>10139441
one of the best
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>>10134704
"ass in space"
hot sauce
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>>10134999
>siracha
>essentially a glorified shittier ketchup
no thx
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>>10139441
A man of patrician taste. God bless you
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>>10136940
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>>10139441
hows this taste?
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>>10148993
People keep saying this. Is it just a meme or did the FDA actually force a company to change it's sauce because of a cartoon?
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>>10149526
meme
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>>10135472
I feel your pain mate, I've been disappointed by this many a time
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>>10149508
slightly smoky
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>>10149526
It's not a meme. 3 kids were hospitalized in Portland because they thought it was made for kids since the logo is a cartoon animal
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>>10148918
green Tabasco tastes like lawn clippings mixed with vinegar
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>>10149069
yep. it's nearly the same consistency as ketchup too. as I previously said, it's more like garlic ketchup than true hot sauce.

>>10149113
green is better, but to each his own. the red is tomato based.
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>>10142588
same
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>>10144908
If it's low salt/vinegar content no, if it says to or it's more of a mash/low in preservative acid then yeah.
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>>10137600
>literally pol-tier dumb shit
> reddit
You have to go back
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>>10145763
Same, used to think it was a meme, not sure now
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>>10145763
>>10150078
'cha and 'vark give me explosive diarrhea but I still eat them.
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>>10150006
>>10150006
>refrigerating hot sauce
Sounds pretty autistic desu
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>>10137295
im drinking this rn
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The mixture of habanero and red savina peppers are intense, both in terms of their taste and hotness. I put Vrabanero on almost everything, it's great.
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>>10144908

Never. Cold hot sauce is disgusting
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>>10136754
How many vegans do you think there are for every meat eater?

If anything 1:50 is an extremely generous ratio for vegan representation.
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>>10150963
Not him but vegans make up 1/3rd of the human population
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>>10151193
there are only 375 million VEGETARIANS worldwide which isn't even 5% of the total population. Vegans are probably even lower than that. I'd say around 1-3%
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>>10150963
Most carnivores are just closeted vegans so I'd put it at 7/10 people are vegan who just haven't come out yet.
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>>10151193
> vegans have no concept of math or statistics

It seems like alot of vegans just aren't very bright.
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>>10151303
Vegans make up 33% of the human population, retard.
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>>10151311
>Vegans make up 33% of the human population, retard.

Repeating this doesn't make this any less wrong you hs math flunkie.
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>>10151303
From the .gov website:
>Vegans make up a total of 33% of the human population [16]. Vegetarians make up another 33% of the total human population [17] and carnists (sic) [18] [19] make up a mere 15% while breatharians and anorexics make up the other 18.99%
Directly from whyeatingmeatisevil.com
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>>10151334
See
>>10151335
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The best one for whites like me
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>>10151356

Based. War Damn Eagle
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Love this stuff
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>>10151402
Forget image
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>>10151405
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>>10145297
why is there a squirt bottle top on your frank's?
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>>10150042
/pol/ = Reddit you moron
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>>10150429
'lula does it for me.
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>>10152102

It's actually not a terrible idea for a thin sauce. I keep a squirt bottle of food safe sanitizer around in my kitchen.
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What's the most chad hot sauce?
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>>10152202

Ranch
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>>10136940
this hasn't been funny for upwards of a year now
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>>10152427
Your mom laughed at it.
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>>10139151
the best
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>>10152544
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>>10139441
I am another anon who breathed a sigh of relief. You're doing God's work.
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>>10142008
>>10142025
It's not very good, but it's hard to describe why. It tastes flat, if you dig. Hot or Medium is a much better choice. Also, isn't that an Australian or South African sauce?
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>>10144908
Of course: if you refrigerate it, the aromatic oils are less volatile and therefore it retains flavor. Baka desu senpai for everyone who doesn't.
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>>10134704
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>>10152639
Best sauce ITT desu
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>>10152108
>/pol/ = Reddit you moron
this is true
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>>10134704
Mommy only lets me eat vark if I’ve been a good father to my wife’s son
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>>10137023
Real talk my mothers husband wears a fanny pack. She makes fun of him all the time calling it a manpurse and emasculates him daily.
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>>10152647
Why do they have to ruin fucking everything? They are even leaking into the other chans and voat now.
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>>10152639
one of the best parts of living in austin is all the little food companies like these. im addicted to the ghost pepper one.
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>>10152647
holy fuck




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