ITT: What did /ck/ eat for breakfast today?>1/2 small watermelon>black coffee
>>10264904>bottle of perrier>few mugs of vodka>room temp leftover fritos burrito
Probably gonna have some deenz
instant kimchi ramenI had homemade fish and chips for dinner though, my life isn't entirely sad.when it comes to the food at least
>>10264904>breakfast classics"In order to promote sales of bacon, for example, he conducted research and found that the American public ate very light breakfast of coffee, maybe a roll and orange juice. He went to his physician and found that a heavy breakfast was sounder from the standpoint of health than a light breakfast because the body loses energy during the night and needs it during the day."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays#Techniques
oatmeal with blueberries and maple syrupmorrocan chicken cous cous with a salada mars barfrying steak with pata in tomatoe sauce with salad.yogurt with raspberries.blood sausage on sourdough bread. another mars bar.6 beers and lots of tea
80ml methylated spiritshalf a frozen pizza, plan to eat the other half in a couple hours when i drink again
>>10264904oats sweetened with local honey
Brioche french toast, with pink grapefruit marmalade, a banana, and a glass of orange juice.
2 pieces of pizza and coffee with powder hot chocolate
3 cups of coffee and 3 cups of water
Braised brisket“Sweet hash” made from beet carrot and parsnip.
crepes because i run the crepe station at the breakfast place i work at
A banana/oatmeal/cinnamon smoothie.
>2 tbps psyllium husk>1 scoop whey protein powder>12 oz of tap water>200mg caffeine tablet>American Spirit Blue cigarette
>>10264904macaroni and cheese
>>10264972how is the eyesight coming along
>>10264904milkpeanut butter, honey, banana, breadrockstar energy
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and if I had to estimate ~4 oz of milk
Banana and apple. Made a pizza a little later.
t-bone steak with fried egg3 buttermilk pancakehash brownchicken sausagebaconbananaorange juice[spoiler]being on a cruise is fun[/spoiler]
>>10265010>your mum is breakfast.
I went out with my co-workers for breakfast and grabbed a cheddar-ham-jalapeno sandwich
vending machine powdered donuts and coffee with dry creamer
Coffee and green tea
>>10268188I want those hands to stroke my chorizo
>>10264904Burger King, also known as "L.A. Kool"
>>102649043 fried eggs, 3 strips of crisp bacon, 2 sausages, hashbrowns, a can of giant baked beans in tomato sauce and 1 slice of toast with melted cheddar cheese. Large cup of black coffee, a leftover glazed donut and glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. I am stuffed and feel like a king. It's only 7am here but I am going to start day drinking soon and then order pizza for lunch. I think I will get a medium with mushrooms, onions, jalapeno, pepperoni, olives and peppers. Mmmmm
>>10268243Spot the fatty with depression whose only escape and joy in life is eating and drinking copious amounts of shit. Be honest anon how much do you weigh?
>>10268188Your coworker is hot I can tell just by her hands.
>>10268253You're pretty much on point. I'm too far too embarassed to post my weight
>>10268264it's literally an anonymous vietnamese cartoon porn board. Nobody gives a shit. Just post the number you fuck.
>>10268258>>10268227she has a good figure but otherwise she's a total chinlet
>>10268270Fine. Last time I checked which was a week ago I weighed 377lbs.
>>10265611im guessing you have like 2 more weeks to live
>>10268279Fuck me you're a big boy aincha?
montreal bagel with dill pickle cream cheese, and a grape raspberry and kiwi fruit salad.
>>10268289gay but sounds pretty good.
>>10264904Crepes with Devonshire cream, lingonberry jam, bacon and black coffee from Costa Rica
>>10268243>a leftover glazed donutwho left it? cause i know it wasnt you
>>10268296My mom when she came to visit
TOASTi eat toast for breakfast every single day because its just so yummy aaaaaaa(not with jelly tho)toast is best with a ton of salad, some tomatoes and some tuna salad.writing this makes me wanna have even more toast aaaaaaaaaaa
Bacon sandwich and a coffee>toasted roll >coleman's mustard on one side, butter on the other >five slices of round canadian bacon >salt and pepper >lettuce Good stuff
>>10264904overpriced brueggers jalapeno cheddar bagel w veggie cream cheeseoverpriced brueggers sesame bagel w honey walnut cream cheesetwo hardboiled eggs with salt and pepper from 711soda from 711yeh I'm at work
>>10268302>a leftover glazed momme after I came to visit your mom
>>10264904doesn't that breakfast give you the shits?
>>10264941why are u eating so much anon?
leftover bourbon and coke that was sitting on the coffee table when I woke up.trying to fix my houselost my rug
my 10/10 qt babe bought me a chicken caeser salad and a pint of calton draft lager looked something like this
>>10268657you would be pissing and shitting like a race horse imo
nothing because my fridge was literally empty
>>10264904I had a small cup of greek yogurt and some almonds.
>>10264904Currently smacking on some Special K Protein cereal and fat free milk and then I'll move onto my protein bar since I skipped breakfast and lunch on account of being asleep.
>>10264904>only 2 pancakes how much do you weight 100 pounds?
>>10270860>onlyDo you realize how many carbs and sugar are in a single pancake?
You mean that thing you make out of hunger and self hatred at 5 pm?I guess this, and a cup of coffee.
>>10270912There's only flour, hardly any sugar brainlet
>>10271799yeah man I douse my pancakes with water not syrup too
>>10271868Wow. Seriously? Not the water thing, but the idea of not knowing what to put on pancakes that isn't syrup.
>>10271885WOW! like omg. amirite. giiiiirl.
5am shared with friend straight from the pan with uncooked white bread as plate.
>>10265320>coffee with powder hot chocolatemah nigga
>>10264941i hope you work out a lot>>10264972dude you need to slow down>>10265320unhealthy>>10265400dubs of the southern fatty>>10265611>>200mg caffeine tabletdude that should kill you wtf>>10266891are you poor as me?>>10266922another dubs for southern fatties>>10268289weird>>10268639don't do this to yourself anon>>10268699dubs see prior post>>10269538trying to be healthy but not eating enough to do so
>>10264904Scrambeled eggs with japalenos and olives, cooked in butter and topped with shredded mozerella. Sauteed bell pepper and cherry tomatoes. Wilted baby spinach. YUM. Just started low carb a few days ago.
>>10264904One gigantic pancake and four fried eggs
Lexapro and black coffee
Greek-style yoghurt with blueberries and toasted oats
>>10264904three glasses of water
>>10271799There's still a good amount of sugar you fucking retard, and that's before all the sugar you pour on top.
>>102649042 bags of potato chips (unsalted + chives) and 137g Vanilla oreosYep im going to die of obesity at 40
>>10264937Bacon and eggs are my breakfast because i can cook both in less time than it takes to boil water and the cleanup is minimal. He might have made it popular for marketing reasons, but it's a good, protein rich combo.
A can of Boyardee and a cup of black coffee.
>>102649041 raw egg and a clove of garlic.I loaned out my pan to my bud but he hasn't returned it.
>>10264904a whole block of cadbury turkish delight chocolate
>>10264904>4 scrambled eggs>cheese thrown on Eggs are my staple in the morning
>>10268233Kys fat edge lord. Fucking disgusting
>>10264904Ah yes, the diuretic delight.
>>10272334>>>200mg caffeine tablet>dude that should kill you wtf>2 cups of coffee >dude lmao wtf!@!?!?!?!?!?!?kys
Last nights dinner
McDonald's sausage muffin and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit with a large black coffee. And hash browns.
>>10274472Get a bagel sammie sometime.
5 slices of baconLunch: liver & onions + 1 hard ciderDinner: skewered korean beef + 5 more ciders
>>10264911You are trashNever post here again
>>10264904I didn'tI sleept until 2 PM and immediatly made lunch insteadMashed Potatoes with chicken meat from the pan
>>10274472I hope you're wearing an adult diaper for the aftermath.
>>10264904>1/2 small black coffe>A whole watermelon
>1 bowl of steel-cut oats boiled in milk with honey and cinnamon and blueberries>1 grapefruit
>1 bread roll>1 slice of dark bread>scrambled eggs with a fuckton of butter>roast apple jam>some other exotic jam>tomato butter>small slice of orange>some slices of apple10/10
Three pieces of bacon, three poached eggs, and an avocado. I feel quintessentially Soy and I don't know how I feel about it.
>>10264904>2 fingers of Wild Turkey>Corn potage flavored umaibo>About a cup of leftover cauliflower and broccoli with garlic butter
>>10275328That sounds like a good meal to me.
We "sprung forward" so I skipped breakfast as I didn't get up until 11am.
>>10264904French omelet and some berries that had been in my freezer for months and tasted like shit.
First time making eggs benny, please be kind
>>10275743EggWhite&CheesewithHoneyTurkeyonaheroAll one wordThe NY way
two slices of brown bread with peanut butter in between them and a yoghurt drink on the side
>>10273662I only put butter in top of them so you're wrong again, how's it feel being humiliated twice now?
>>10275743>he did the Monster Mac
>>10275743aint got no ham(I will not say Canadian bacon, fucking leafs)
>>10276682meat is a sin
>>10264904>multigrain toast>egg>bacon>slice of provolone>toastwas okay. Think I'm gunna make tomorrow and makes my eggs runnier.
>>10264941>and a cheeky sausage and milky bar combo
>>10273671I'm not even a health faggot but honestly man there's no reason it needs to be this bad where you wake up and eat chips and cookies.
>>10268652This was such a sick one I had to close my eyes, and start rocking back and forth in my chair quietly saying, "Oh snap. Oh snap." for about 10 seconds or so.
1 night old fried rice spiced with garam masala, was still delicious.Probably going to buy some premade sandwich in a shop so I don't starve at work.
Fruit salad (strawberries, apple, banana, orange, pineapple), 2 slices of carrot bread; one with smoked salmon and the other with cheese and a thin slice of cold roast (Schweinsbraten).
Two slices of crispbread with marmelade
bregfasd of gambiondsss:ddddffonly true canadians will understand
Polenta, ground beef, rice and a tomato. I like eating tomatoes by themselves with a bit of salt.
4 boiled eggs, half a can of baked beans, some grilled tomatoes and a cup of green tea.Times are tight but at least it's filling.
Butter basted egg on potato bread toast, and tea.
>>10264904Pic related. I'm broke as fuck until I start my new job.
I ate a granola bar
>>10264911Room temp? Be careful. I like those burritos, though.
One of pic relatedAnd a black espresso
>>10272143>uncooked white breadYou mean dough?
>>10275743Looks good, but I don't see any ham. Would eat, though.
>>10264941when does your episode of "My 600lb Life" air?
>>10268289>dill pickle cream cheesethat sounds great
>>10264904A handful of pumpkin seeds, a square of dark chocolate, and a cup of coffee with cream.
>>10275328That's a high fat/protein, low carb meal with no processed junk and some fiber. Memey perhaps, but not "soy". Pretty healthy, honestly.
>>10264904Pita, tzatziki, hummus, two cups of tea, and a banana
>>10264904i had a shot of [pic-related] & plan on fasting til dinner
>>10268233>enormous burrito>2 croissant sandwiches>breakfastYou are doing one meal a day, right?
A cup of oatmeal2 eggs over easy 2 strips of baconCup of coffeeThis is the ideal breakfast, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>10264904>2 cups coffee>1 cup milk>1 cup almond milk>1 whole scrambled egg>2 egg white scrambledMy doggo get two egg yolks
>>10264904Fruity pebbles, 1% milk
>>10273763Back away from wardrobes because it's that kind of shit that nearly kills your siblings.
1 mug of milk1 eggvoilá
>>10264904two scoops of dark chocolate flavoured whey protein with 10g of chocamine mixed with milk into a pudding/paste texture. Feeling buzzed>>10264904
Avocado, bacon, lettuce, and egg omelette with a bit of hot sauce and a cup of Sumatra coffee.
>>10280357WHY THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE BELOW THE PATTY?
>>10283975So it can fucking melt you incompetent autist.
>>10283984Please tell me you're joking.
>>10283991>he prefers semi-melted at best cheeseUnless you fucking put the cheese on the patty while you're cooking it. Please don't tell me you ACTUALLY do this...
>>10265274These are god tier.
1 pocket coffee1 cup of soy milk1cup of chicken broth
>>10284017It's the only way, friendo
>>10284183But then it melts down the sides of the burger and you get too much cheese in one bite.
>>10264904Laffy Taffy and water bout to get a coffee
>>10284198I've literally never had this problem.
Cup of coffee, 2 hard boiled eggs, bowl of cereal
Banana and blueberry smoothie with oats want flax because I can't keep solid food down since she left me.
>>10268010ive never seen roe and eggs together before
>>10272334whatd you eat you pissy cunt?
>half of a grapefruit>Bowl of leftover quinoa cooked with lentils, spinach, sweet potato and carrot>Coffee with just a little bit of cream
>>10280145Pretty healthy for a fat retard that reads New Age momscience articles online
>>10274277that's a lot more than 2 cups of coffee
>>10284427A whole 10mg more. What a fucking madman!
Bowl of komplete cereal with whole milkdeenz with a fried egga tortilla
Ham swiss and cheddar omelette, bacon, coffee and water
>>10264904snowed in so my wife made fried eggs with sweet potato hash browns
>>10284451it's could honestly be like 1 cup of coffee depending on how you make it
>>10284997If this was slathered in MCT oil I'd honestly mistake you for Joe Rogan
>>10285023Most satisfying breakfast I've ever had: got out and shoveled snow all morning, then came in and we had some leftover potatoes from the night before. Told her to dice 'em up and fry 'em like home fries with some ham and eggs. Good, good shit man.
>>10284997That's a lot of food.
>>10285042I did have to wipe off the sun dried tomatoes to be fair.>>10285068Coming to the end of my winter bulk anon.... Hard times are to come. Fucking hate cutting
>>10285068That's two eggs, some bread and an orange. You need to transcend the visual trappings of eggs cut in half.
A bowl of oatmeal, two eggs, 1 banana and 2 of these shitty little cookie things from a discount grocery storeand 3 cups of coffee
Leftover salad because the oils used to fry my egg scare me
>>10285068you’re a big guy
>>10264904I went on an egg diet for like a month, 2 brekkie 2 lunch 2 dinner. all in various forms with various veggies etc.My metabolism was crazy as fuck, I shit twice a day, drank healthy amounts of water without getting bloated whatever.
>>10286580consider I also had other meats and carbs. It was just healthy fresh shit instead of canned whatever.....also it was cheap as hell to live that way.
>>10264904>I know it's sideways
Lipton tea. Hot with a teaspoon of lemon juice, brown sugar, and 8 oz of bourbon.
Four large scrambled eggs w/ Tabasco, two slices of thick wholewheat toast w/ butter, 1 cup of Yorkshire Gold Tea.If I can eat this everyday for breakfast until the day I die then I'll die a happy man.
>>10264904Oat flakes with cherries and unsweetened cocoa powder soaked overnight in homemade kefir
>>10287002What the hell is that brown thing?
Massive breakfast. Bowl of shirataki noodles, a link of Italian sausage, one avocado, romaine hearts, and three poached eggs.
a little pot of yoghurt and a glass of milk
I guess it be called Bekondon
A flat white, and a bacon/egg roll.
>>10273694Cholesterol rich too, be careful buckaroo.
32g honey bunches of oats with almonds28g of planters pistachio lovers mix crushed250g milk
>>10284288it sounds like she did you a favor
>>10292609Hey if I hate myself I mine we well try to make something of it
260 calories worth of oatmeal because i'm a fat piece of shit trying to lose weight
>>10284422Hm. Interesting opinion. I eat similarly for breakfast (French omelette, bacon, and an avocado), and I'm a very fit, muscular 40 year old guy. What do you eat for breakfast, weakling? Sugary shit?
Nothing. I used to be fat.I really miss breakfast.
4 slices of baconA bowl of broccoliA bowl of spinachA handful of peppersA little bit of chickenAnd 8 eggsAll fried and chopped into one dish. I also had 2 strawberries and a handful of walnuts on the side.
Three scrambled eggs, tomato concasse cooked on top and two slices of toast.
>>10292685Of course son
Five, 10" pancakes, a pound of bacon, a dozen eggs, liver, pork sausage, biscuits and sausage gravy, onion, garlic, peppers, pot of coffee, quart of milk, cigar and whiskey.
>>10264904Oatmeal with dates, figs and a pinch of cinnamon
>>10285023>>10285054There was a winter, cold one, back in 74. I was newly married with a baby on the way and we kept a vegetable garden. Potatoes? Oh fuck yeah. Potatoes as far as the eye could see.Told the misses, said to her, you clean up them tatties n tatters nice and good I said real nice and good. She knew what I mean cause I done did train to raise her well good.Yehaw
>>10272334You're a fucking retard.
A couple of grapes and a glass of pomegranate wine
>>102649043 slices of toast. A small glass of orange juice.I'm so hungry.
>>102649042 pieces of pizza from the night before.
A beef cup noodle.
>>10264904nothing. I got the shits from smoking weed and going to the movies last night, which led to a candy binge at the theater followed by grocery store sushi, two quesadillas, a cucumber, a slice of strawberry cheesecake, and a nutty buddy for dinner at home cus I had the munchies. woke up at 4am with explosive diarrhea. true story.
spinach, broccoli, bananas, porridge oats, unflavored protein power smoothie w/ water
>>10294485do your shits smell of sunshine and a soft summer breeze?
>>10294480I had nachos at the theater too
>>10264904Same as always>1/2 cup Wegman's™ quick oatmeal with 1% milk, brown sugar and cinnamon>150g Wegman's™ plain Greek yogurt>2 cups Wegman's™ pre-ground breakfast blend coffee