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and stuff that makes you laugh
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>>10889101
Fuck off back to Twitter
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wow, thanks for the great support you guys
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why is nigger speak so popular
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>>10889322
>nigger
really dude?
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>>10889328
Bait
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>>10889328
huh?
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>>10889101
>>10889116
>>10889163
>>10889319

Samefag
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>>10889322
you'd know because you live there
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>>10889328
Nigger
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>>10889163
dougghe
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>>10889861
fuck off
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>>10889861
>9fag
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>>10889991
>>10890021
Ayy
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>>10889861
>9gag double repost
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>>10889236
Descartes
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Ice cream is for children
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>>10889861
but toaster strudels are significantly better
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>>10890028
I actually laugh and say "Beesechurger" every time I see this. I've started calling them this in public too LOL. I mean, It is pretty funny; not that id expect the ordinary pleb to know that, they are only self aware enough to make a simple cheeseburger, like the fucking plebs they are! I, unironically, make beesechurgers, I did it for my family about a week ago, at a big family meetup, my mom actually cried, and said I ruined dinner, but, I think everyone else thought it was funny, even if they didnt say so.
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How do you guys pronounce /ck/ out loud to friends? I say "seek*
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>>10890648
It's pronounced /cuck/ you retard
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>>10890648
"seekay"
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>>10889861
grose
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>>10890648
Culinary Kino
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>>10890648
cook or cuck usually
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>>10889272
Who needs olive oil when you can just wring out her hair
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>>10889272
>>10890737
I don't think I've ever reacted that way to any plant. The only thing that makes me respond like that is seriously rotten meat.

What makes someone respond to greens like that? Genuinely curious
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>>10890744
She has apparently been living on only cheese potatoes the past 25 years
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>>10889236
Because it's funny.
Nothing new, minstrel shows existed way back.
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>>10889101
>role
why is american education so shit?
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>>10890648
For me, it's the cooking board.
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>>10889272
she was the cheesy potatoes woman, why not start off with cheesy cauliflower? these shows are retarded and make no effort to help these clearly deranged people
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>>10890648
I've always called it cook.
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>>10890429i never knew this existed. You might have me all turned around on the old iced cream
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>>10890648
this
>>10890654
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>>10889236
Same reason those retard-pepe threads get traction: it's fun to pretend to be stupid
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>>10890648
I use "SeeKay" saying it out loud but in my head I just use a hard K sound.
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>>10889648
>Saying "nigger" for the sole purpose of being edgy
these are the kind of people that will cry when you confront them
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>>10889101
Wow that's really clever and original! Laughing very hard!
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>>10890648
seekey
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>>10890648
I'd never admit to anyone that I browse this shit.
I only ever browse /ck/ in incognito so I don't need to delete my history every five minutes.
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>>10890648
Uh huh. And how do you pronounce all the other boards, genius?
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>>10892251
Why would you ever need to say /ck/ our loud? You don’t have any friends.
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>>10890648
>pronounce /ck/ out loud to friends
What the fuck? The closest I say is, "read on a/the cooking board."
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>>10890648
Fuck yeah seaking
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>>10890744
Her parents probably never fed her anything healthy growing up. If you don't eat something by the time you're an adult it's a lot harder to acquire a taste for it. That's my guess anyway.
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>>10889861
>double 9gag watermarks
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>>10892916
Saying nigger on the chans is not the same as saying ir irl sweetie.
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>>10890744
>What makes someone respond to greens like that
unironically jewbux from producers, anyone not severely mentally disabled would just be mildly offending by some food they find unpalatable.
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>>10889101
>Cinnamon role
>>role
>it's actually a fucking honey bun
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>>10892236
didnt that lead to the downfall of 4chan? everyone pretended to be stupid then the real stupid people thought they were in good company and moved in
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>>10894570
Pretty much, but we still had a decent community. Then Trump happened and this place became irreparable
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>>10891399
OBSESSED
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>>10889861
id rather cum on a girls face than in her tbqh senpai
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>>10890648
>mentioning the chins in public
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>>10890585
It's a metaphor for how birth control ruins women
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>>10890648
r/cooking
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>>10889718
This meme still gets me.
>wow
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>>10890648
“Cook”
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>>10893857
Kek I used to do this when I had a gf that thought anyone that lurked 4chan was the devil himself.

>mfw she was slobbing on my knob right after I closed six (6) tabs worth of shitposting
Felt like *I* was the one who was incognito
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>>10890429
I just really hate bacon
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>>10895600
I show my coworker /ck/ posts. She cringes and avoids me but I sit down next her at lunch break all the time so its fine
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>>10895583
what a fag
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>>10889272
> el-americANO.webm
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>>10890648
Uhhhhh 'see-kay'?
Is something wrong with me?
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>>10894603
is there a clip of this anywhere? i want to hear him say lil eggroll
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>>10890648
Long gone are the days of rules #1&2...
Fuck all of you.
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>>10889272
Typical american landwhale with shit taste on food
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>>10895902
Croissants are baked, not fried, fucknuts.
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>>10898548
>unofficial rules of 4chan

>>>/b/

Also go back to 2007
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>>10899222
Not donut croissants you fucking mong.
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>>10899565
what the fuck are you even attempting to communicate, you shitstain.
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>>10897325
I also do this but sure likes it. I also get to tease her and pet her
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>>10900171
Not him, but he's saying cronuts are fried. It's pretty obvious what he meant.
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>>10890748
>amerilols
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>>10898548
Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids.
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>>10895583
it's nowhere near as satisfying
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>>10900280
that was come up with after the rule was already in place by newfags who didn't want to be called out for talking about 4chan outside of 4chan. like dumb fuck "pontificate" thread, it's a load of bullshit and only newfags argue otherwise.
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>>10890648
You don't. You don't admit you go to 4chan, ever. The most you might say is "cooking forum". Retards who talk about 4chan in real life are insufferable, will never, ever stop using "memes" as a substitute for humor and personality, obnoxious, and are the least likable people to be around.
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>>10898548
Rules 1 and 2 only apply to /b/
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>>10890648
I just make the sound for "ck" like a click I guess.
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>>10890648
>talking to friends about it
pronounced as see kay
alternatively cock, but cock is for "Whatcha eatin and watchin" threads.
/cock/ was the comfiest merged board tbqh
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>>10892916
nigger
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>>10890648
You don't talk about 4chan in real life. But if you had to say it out loud, you pronounce each letter individually. Like C.K. It's an abbreviation. This goes for all the boards of the site. It's just naming convention here.
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>>10894468
True. On 4chan you can't see our look of disgust.
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Ameriflyovers trying to act like they have good food is always humorous.
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>>10900203
I don't get it
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>>10898548
Shut the fuck up, newfag.
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>>10901216
nigger
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>>10895583
>t. virgin
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>>10890648
>the cooking forum on 4chan
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>>10890648
cyka
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>>10890648
slash see kay slash hyphen food ampersand cooking
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>when the cinnabon busts its load all down your throat
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>>10900390
Yeah I agree. It's gotten worse over the years and even more so after the 2016 election.
Faggots parading around in the streets proudly waving "kekistan" flags.
Fucking faggotry on a massive scale. Leave 4chan on the internet.
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>>10894570
>>10894578
>>10895902
>newfags who weren't here before Gamer Gate and Fappening brought in hordes of redditors that never left
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>>10903012
Oh that's why he had a stroke
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>>10894014

I made the mistake of turning a friend into a /b/tard years ago, and although he mostly just lurks on /tg/ he and a few other people we know occasionally visit and from time to time mention things here.
I insist frequently that /ck/ is the best board.
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>>10895600
>he doesn't have friends that he shares his power level with

Sad.
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>>10903012
What an absolute fucking creature. Looking at him do ANYTHING is so unsettling. How the fuck do can he manage to capture himself on video, review and edit the footage, and then think that it would be in his best interest to put that video online.
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>>10902917
i have to admit, this is one of those rare instances where i think moderation would actually improve things.

cooking is a broad enough yet specific enough subject that the discussion is not really enriched by some 80 iq anon's dissertation on how the jews ran the concentration camps for the express purpose of exterminating the german people. i can't fucking believe it. mods actually make this place better.
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>>10904618
You say, posting a bunch of horse vaginas in a frying pan
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>>10900390
i do this but only because the only person i talk to is my mom and i dont want to explain what 4chan is to her so i say "that cooking forum i go to on the internet"
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>>10890648
I don't have any friends
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>>10903012
dude is getting fucking wasted
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>>10890648

>implying you have friends

Why do people lie on an anonymous message board?
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>>10894570
>downfall of 4chan
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>>10907275
>i wont let you leave until you eat these eggs
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>>10904618
So...

Would you?
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>>10890648
Bearer
/ck/
/ck/
Lest
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>>10904618
this can’t be real
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>>10902973
>Newfag that wasn't around before chanology when 4chan was a comfy secret club
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>>10889272
To be fair, brussel sprouts and cabbage do smell and taste pretty terrible.

Should have started with green beans or something way more neutral.
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>>10903018
He had a stroke?
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>>10890648
>talking about 4chan with friends
Nice going bringing in normalfags. You are the reason this site has been going down the gutter.
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>>10907931
Are you being serious right now?
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>>10907957
>has been

You do realize what year it is don't you
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>>10907991
Yeah. Has been, as in it's still going down. This isn't as bad as it's going to get. Even the relatively slow boards are going to get overran, even more than they already have. Sooner or later everywhere is going to be /b/.
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>>10908024
Stop saying words. Post happy stuff. Post post
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>>10892236
>black people pretend to be stupid
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>>10907967
??
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>>10907931
he's had 2, this one took out his right arm
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>>10908370
Holy shit, seriously? He can't move his right arm forever now?
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>>10908394
Just watched his latest video and he looks and sounds not okay. His speech is pretty slurred and he definitely doesn't seem to be able to move his right arm. I feel pretty bad for him honestly despite his food atrocities.
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facebook friend made this atrocity
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>>10908394
he should be able to regain some function with hard work and discipline so no, he'll never be able to use it again
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>>10908813
kek

Well I honestly do wish he would get it together and recover but we'll see. His latest video has his wife doing most of the work while he just eats some pork at the end. I don't know if his diet is helping his stroke chances or not but it seems like he won't change at this point.
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Op here how the fuck is this shit thread still up
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>>10908438
When does this become funny?
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>>10898548
i laught at your wanabe oldfagness you dumb bitch
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>>10889101
*when the white person finds out he has some tobassco hot sauce on his food*

LMAo too bad its not just funny but true. BAKA
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>>10892119
This. Or cee-kay
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>>10907275
It’s like the lunch from the farm on Napoleon dynamite
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Berman
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>>10911622
>>10911630
What's the problem here?
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>>10894578
Trump ruined 4chan too? Drumpf!!!
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>>10911643
did he died
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>>10911715
>Trump ruined 4chan too

Yes, newfag. You clearly came here from T_D via /pol/, and are yourself the problem.
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>>10907275
>Frank and Charlie go for a picnic
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>>10889861
basedpacito'd post
1488
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>>10889861
why would you not shoot all over the whore's fucking face instead?

anyone who nuts inside is a literal faggot
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>>10911867

Where's the rum ham?
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>>10911550
Nice spelling, weeb.
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dont you forget about this thread
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>>10892916
as opposed to crying when someone says a word on 4chan
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>>10911740
No seriously why everyone cherrypick that subreddit so much? its a obvious falseflag do the newfucks forgot that 4chan and /pol/ is the epitome of all that liberals and reddit hates
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>>10905960
das a nice gif
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>>10911594
when you make a sandwich after playing too much minecraft lol
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>>10894578
WTF, I hate Blompftd now!
>>10895600
Based oldfag.
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>>10905120
This but unironically
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>>10899308
>>10900280
>>10900396
>>10901429
>>10911385
This is why 4chan went into the shitter. Thanks a lot, faggots.
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>>10911643
It's like he literally knew what was about to happen before he put those fries in.
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>>10914408
fuck this is b8 bro i hate u fuck
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>>10911649
German
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>>10895910
biscuit = scone in america? lol
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>>10890648
l call it 'Seekay, four chan's food and cuckolding board'
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>>10914226
>le reddit is tumblr meme
the prevailing ideology on r*ddit isn't essjewitry it's brocialism/seth macfarlane liberalism
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>>10908438
I'd eat it desu
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>>10907377
Eat them if they were offered to me? Probably. It's cooked meat, it's not going to hurt anyone.
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>>10908813
Brutal.
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>>10912890
its in the bible, if you believe in that BS.

i think god literally KILLED someone for pulling out.
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>>10916120
Yes, Onan
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>>10904618
What...no that can’t be real, can it?
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>>10890648
"That bunch of fags that don't know how to cook".
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>>10916120
>i think god literally KILLED someone for pulling out.
>>10916183

Kinda. It wasn't so much for pulling out in general, it was for pulling out when God had specifically commanded him to impregnate his brother's widow.

In other words, he was killed for disobeying god, pulling out just happened to be the mechanism by which the disobedience was done.
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>>10914236
Thanks, it's made of LSD
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>>10889319
>>10889163
>>10889116
>>10889101
Kill yourself
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>>10891331
No it's not. Dumb normalshit.

>>10889328
>>10892916
>>10901216
Dumb normalshit.
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>>10890648
It's a "cooking forum"
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>>10911630
those fucking nails, kill yourself immediately tranny scum
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>>10904594
i wanna know this feel so bad, all of my friends are filthy normans
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>>10916197
>it was for pulling out when God had specifically commanded him to impregnate his brother's widow.
Non-religious person here, what kinky ass shit have I been missing by not reading the bible?
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>>10917971
daughters on father sleep-rape for the purpose of recreation
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>>10917971
Dude, how do you think we end up with the entire south being inbred sister fuckers alla AL and MS, they literally justify pedophilia with the bible. You can ultimately justify homosexuality given jesus's propensity to sleep with men and his lack of a girlfriend. Hmmm, strange, that is.
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>>10890648
hahahaha "see-kay"
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>>10916184
>that pic
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>>10902983

I want a pretty korean girl to wear these for a week and then I'll take them and make a sandwich.
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>>10889272
>"""Reality""" TV
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>>10889101
uma...
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>>10890648
>Friends

Get out




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