>$5+ for one cookiewho is this for
Women
Retards
>>21717625mormons
you to make threads about every fucking day
>>21717632good MORNING sir !
Dumb college kids
the current economy is about selling wildly overpriced shit to people who think paying more = better and then still somehow not being profitable
>>21717625fat retarded women
>>21717625I got these once cause I was stoned and I regretted it and I was shamed for it so I'm sorry I'm so sorry
>>21717671Redundant
>>21717625To be fair 1 cookie is basically a meal. The cookies are more alike to cakes
>>21717679>protein cookie: $2>Subway cookie: $1?
>>21717664Yeah, wtf is going on? Business history has taught us that the cheaper, more accessible product is usually more profitable than the expensive one. Now I go to my neighborhood bakery and they want to sell me a croissant for $5. They'll never make it at this rate.
>>21717679No one eats a cookie as a meal
>>21717703YOU TAKE THAT BACK BITCH
>>21717703Last night my dinner was 6 mini reeces cups is that equal?
>>21717625youtubers
>>21717735how much do you weigh?
>>21717747are you implying he’s fat? because i’m imagining he’s a twink or transhit me up if cute tranny
>>21717625>who is this forI know a gay guy who is a cop. He eats fast food for literally every single meal and probably has crumbl like 4+ times a week. Since he doesn't have a family to provide for, his salary is enough to have virtually unlimited disposable income for bulkshit like $5 cookies
Crumbl cookies average around 800 calories each, they’re massive. Insomnia cookies cost about the same but they’re smaller and taste like shit. Of all the things you could complain about with Crumbl, crying about the cost is retarded
>>21717708kek
>>21717751Bullshit, not bulkshit of course
>>21717625It's for people spending other people's money. Businesses order them a lot, because people will order retardedly expensive shit on the company's dime.
Instagrammable, simple.Make it look pretty, add some branding that makes it look high end and people will pay top dollar for it; because they can brag on socials with it.Disable the internet and nothing of this shit would last more than a week
>>21717752Insomnia does taste better than crumbl. Crumbl is just walmart soft cookies repackaged and covered in even more icing
>>21717625Mormons
>>21717703>>21717679They are like 700 calories a pop
>>21717625rich people and stupid people
>>21717675Oh yeah? You hate them because you'll never get near a vagina? lol, big surprise. A woman-hating incel on 4chan. Who knew?
>>21717625Vincent Vega, to go with his exorbitantly expensive milkshake.
>>21717625>>21717626I had been buying a 4 or 6 pack a week for a lady...for reasons
>>21717980Why do you think fat retards automatically have to be hated? What's wrong with you?
>>21717992was the reason that you wanted her to die of heart failure?
>>21717625I fucked up by figuring out a piss easy and delicious sweet sopapilla recipe, so I don't give a shit about any other dessert. If I want something sweet? Sopapilla. Something healthier and sweet? Fig tree in the yard or dates.
>>21718066Well share it, asshole