>>21737160
that looks like vomit

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oatmeal mjolkchoklad

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>>21737160
You'll be eating 15 bowls of cereal and pizza and ice cream again tomorrow you fat piece of dogshit.

>>21737160
That's the most food-like bowl yet, OP. I'm going to have to give you like a 2/10 on presentation. You're very slowly getting your shit together maybe. If this is all some very elaborate slow burning long game prank and you're a master chef I will BOW to you.

But that's just my stoned imagination running wild with hope. You have actual visible chunks of ingredients in that bowl this time. I see broccoli and zucchini and chicken distinctly. You didn't cook it to mush or puree it or whatever you usually do to make it as revolting as possible. You're heading in the right direction. Your headline ingredient list is still retarded and you still can't be bothered to make a cooking thread and you won't eat reasonably so you keep binging and failing at consistent healthy eating and will therefore ultimately end up fatter than you were before, but other than that this one bowl of soup does not resemble feces nor vomitus so you're not a total disgrace at this time. But there are over 300 posts still to be made. lol

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Let it begin.

>>21737161
It looks like vomit with food floating in it this time though. Like only partially-digested vomit. kek

>>21737186
God bless

>>21737160
Big fan, looks absolutely scrumptious. God bless.

>>21738158
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21738179
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too

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乾杯

Why are you not posting your pigouts? You're drinking sugar soda so you're off your "diet" already.

Kinda knew that. You're off the health kick for a while. This cheat will continue until your clothes all get too tight and you have to dig out your fat pants.
But 'god bless'. That makes all of your food crimes and fat sins okay.

>>21738678
Of course you're a fucking weeb. We knew already you're a KHHV Incel.
Thanks for not posting your fetish cartoons here. That really shows a lot of restraint considering the way your buddies spitefully post it constantly.

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God bless

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rare one had to try it. this shit's amazing

>>21738931
Damn, didn't take long. Go ahead and just eat the whole bag, wash it down with several pints of ice cream.

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>>21738852
>>21738931
Haha! I called it!

You made ONE bowl of "healthy" slop and now you're RIGHT BACK to eating junk. It's officially over. Now that it's just you whaling out and not even trying to succeed, what's your excuse for making this your fucking food blog??

Stop posting.

>>21738852
>>21738931
Don't listen to the obsessed haters. Stay blessed out there, amigo.

>>21738967
Thanks for the blessing, you too. I never let them get to me. I know I can come back from this extended cheat. I pray to our Lord that He will lend me his grace and glory so that I may overcome. Because I did just lose another bicuspid and my tighty whiteys are even tightier this week.

>>21738967
Hope you feel the same way when he starts eating gallons of ice cream and enough pizza to kill a man.

>>21738971
The blessings will save us all. Jesus is my car insurance.

>>21737160
is this a picture of your diarrhea after you ate that slop?

>>21738852
>>21738931
oh my god of course you're Canadian. of course. I should have guessed. why is this country full of the most deranged freaks.

>>21738970
It's not an extended cheat, it's a binge. You're losing teeth because you eat pure sugar in horrendous quantities. I'm not trying to be a dick, you're documenting your own slow suicide and it's horrifying. Why don't you listen to any genuine advice? You clearly have enough free time to make these threads, why don't you spend some time learning to cook so you don't have to eat a bowl of slop that tastes so bad that you wind up binging on cereal and ice cream. You like soup, you could learn to make a bunch of healthy soups that don't suck. Pasta e fagioli is a great one, really simple too.

We know you've got 2 pints of Haagen Dasz. Go ahead and reveal them and tell us which is the best and which is in contention. And then mix two kinds of smashed cereal dust in the empty cartons and swish them around with skim milk and freeze the whole thing and then announce that you've done so with a photo of it and a little time/date stamp. You'll have melted ice cream mixed with cereal mush/slush and you have have 15 BLESSED servings of it, posting them all.

Two frozen pizzas or two delivery pizzas? I'm guessing he'll save all the crusts and then dip them in ranch salad dressing. That seems to be the go-to move at this point. He's warmed up with the hummus pita things and that first bowl of cereal. He's probably ordering ungodly amounts of drive-thru burgers right now if the pizzas aren't on the way.

Maybe he's filming new videos of his "process". lol, that was a nice new curveball he threw last thread. What a fucking character, eh? [Canada reference there].
Just that perfect mix of autism and stubbornness with the blinders and the selective responses. Truly a guy who creates his own little reality and rejects everything uncomfortable. Fascinating.

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>>21737186
>I'll have a nice healthy breakfast of oatmeal now that I'm having my healthy 'Laird' lentil stew again...... hmmm, what if I melted a chocolate bar on top of the oatmeal, heh-heh! What a crazy concept. Maybe just for science... This won't doom me to another two weeks of eating like I'm already 400 lbs again. What could go wrong? I'm back on my diet....

>>21738981
>>21738983
>>21738992
>>21738999
Based. Fat retards like this deserve to be shamed. I haven't been in this anon's threads for awhile because all he did was post disgusting looking slop that I wouldn't feed to a pig, I had no idea he was secretly a fat fuck binge eater too. I knew I was justified in hating him.

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>>21739038
Yeah, his last few threads he's shown his true colors. It's just going to get worse. I've been down this EXACT road when I was in my twenties and trying to get my weight under control. There are multiple anons giving him sound advice on how to tweak this thing so he can eat satisfying meals instead of starvation followed by binge eating. But he ignores every single one of those posts as a rule and only reaches out to the "god bless" people who are not helping the situation with their support and enabling.
Shaming does work. It played a big part of motivating me to change my body and life. OP is still dealing with his problems with food. He had an apartment flood and soothed himself with junk food. He's publicly sharing all his problems and then ignoring the actual useful solutions. It's quite vexing. And more and more people are noticing and piling on. It's out of true concern. It's hard to watch someone who won't help himself. He's been candid about his own morbid obesity and his rotten teeth. If he keeps harming himself like this he's going to get a lot of shit for it. I do not feel bad about it considering the way he's defiantly charging ahead into certain doom.
The ones holding hands with him and praying and all that blessing shit, they may be the true trolls here. They KNOW he's fucking up and that even his diet food is atrocious and they keep cheering him on toward destruction. I may be a bit harsh sometimes but I'm honest and I'm doing it for OP's own good.

>>21738967
thank you for the words of encouragement. you stay blessed as well

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hour and a half, two in the fridge one in the freezer

>>21739074
Always knew there was something off in these threads. It's starting to make a lot of sense now.
The denial and refusal to take advice is the worst part, that shit pisses me off. I have some sympathy for fat fucks, I've struggled with weight myself, I get that. But if you refuse to listen to people trying to help you, you deserve what's coming. It doesn't surprise me. I tried to raise a conversation about the quality of this guy's food when he was still posting nothing but brown slop, and got shouted by the "god bless" posters because apparently you can't offer any criticism to muh hecking wholesome chungus slop poster le god bless. God forbid people on a hobby board have some standards for what is posted and try to push people to improve. And I didn't even know how grim the situation really was, I was just trying to advocate for the guy to cook some higher quality food, or at least just not blogpost endlessly about his disgusting slop, because honestly who the fuck wants to see that? Feels like the whole religious angle too is just a shield to get a certain audience on his side and deflect any criticism away from him.

But yeah, the fact that he's a junk food binge eater makes a lot of sense. I couldn't wrap my head around why anybody would willingly eat that brown diarrhea slop every day. Makes sense that it's some fool's misguided attempt at being healthy and getting off junk food. Those kinds of self-punishment diets never work.

>>21739148
Yeah. It took me a few threads to realize he posts EVERYTHING he eats. So those poop bowls were his entire daily nutrients, which is why they have crushed vitamins and the kitchen sink ingredients list in them. And the flipside is that he posts his sins as well; I guess it's like confession to him. We wouldn't be here if he were being dishonest. Now he's doing exactly as predicted. Three fucking pint mason jars of cereal at once, all with some weird science project element to it. A typical person would deceive us or downplay the cheating, so you have to respect the honesty. But it's the reason people are mad. This is madness. You always see huge fat fucks on reality shows eating heaps of junk, but rarely do you see someone succumbing to their worse habits in real time as people provide sound advice on how to avoid crashing into the mountain. Dude lost over 200 lbs by doing something right, and now he's doing everything wrong, more and more each passing day.

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>>21739103
Jesus fucking christ, OP.

This is what you're doing. You know you're doing this. You see these posts. You're unbelievable.

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two hours and forty five minutes in the fridge, one red panda puffs two leapin' lemurs, one with rooibos chai

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>>21739492
Looks like about fifteen servings of cereal total throughout the day if you go by the suggestions on the box.
Did they drop you on your head as a child? You seem to have some definite development issues and you're guardedly social.

I recently read a novel with a character in it with development issues. Had the brain of a 9 year old. On and on about his cereals. Just like you rattling off your dear faves. Panda puffs, leapin' lemurs, rooibos, crunchy munchy, whatever else you found cheap and plentiful.
Do you just stand there and eat one after the other until you're sated for another hour? What do you do when you're not rotting your teeth out binging garbage? Are you watching your little anime cartoons? Do you wear those big onesie jumpers with the padded feet? lol
What's your damage? Tell us more.

>>21739498
>You seem to have some definite development issues and you're guardedly social.
I don't get how someone can be so avoidant and guarded, and yet also chooses to blogpost every single fucking thing he eats. that's what gets me. this site really has some strange people on it.
and they're canadians like 9 times out of 10. something in the water up here istg.

btw OP, you know you can sign up for free dental benefits in canada now if you're poor? no reason you need to keep losing teeth.

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>>21739534
Yes. It's fascinating like a car wreck. This is my trash TV, my guilty pleasure, a schadenfreude smorgasbord.

If OP is going to broadcast his foibles I'll be here to enjoy it. Hoping that maybe a sliver of advice gets through to him even on a subconscious level and he rights the ship before he collides with the iceberg.

Good breakfast

A light lunch

A sensible dinner

Why is this so impossible for people to live by?

>>21739558
it's easy to slip up and gain too much weight for a number of reasons. you choose convenience over eating well, you like snacking a bit too much, you're sedentary. usually a combination of all three creeps up on people.
the real problem comes when they've realized what has happened and react to it by going on an extreme penitent weight loss diet. it might work for awhile, but it's not sustainable and when you inevitably allow yourself to slip up you overcorrect and gorge yourself on garbage. then the guilt kicks back in so you punish yourself some more, then you slip up and gorge, and so on and so on.

I've been there, in fact I'm sort of struggling with it right now, although not to the extreme that OP is. and it can be hard to get yourself back on the habit of three proper meals a day, because it actually takes some regular effort in the kitchen. this starve-binge cycle is easy to fall into because it's easy.
it's sad to watch. I didn't know OP was this bad, thought he was just a weirdo who enjoyed slop but I checked out a couple previous threads because of what people were talking about itt and wow.

He'll be back on the wagon in no time. OP has greater discipline than everyone on this board.

>>21739612
lmfao

>>21739610
The only way I finally escaped the cycle was ditching sugar and most carbs. Eat a lot of fat and you don't want to eat much at all. Doesn't work for everyone, but when you've tried everything else...

The clique is in full force desperately trying to stop the god bless meme.
This is a real one folks, not forced.

>>21739685
on the contrary, I don't want it to stop. I want to watch this trainwreck unfold.
I've noticed less god bless posters enabling him lately though, probably because even they can't stand watching him self destruct anymore. I can, though. I'll see it through until he's in a diabetic coma.

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>>21739714
This. People can't be bothered to shower him with the A.I. pepes and the blessings and support when he's committing the sins of at least sloth.. I'm no bible expert.
He has a cheering section when he's sticking to his autistic barf bowls but they vanish when it's 'pizza/ice cream/cereal-to-feed-a-family daze', and when that gets longer and longer.
You can root for an underdog but not when he isn't trying. Even their brothers-in-the-lord connection doesn't seem to be enough to come out for him on week two of the junk binge.
The bad faith OP meal was also kind of a slap in the face to his god groupies. Because he reneged immediately and put candy on his oatmeal like a middle finger to the lord and baby jesus. lol

>>21739492
God bless

>>21739773
KYS

>>21739540
Good advice : )

>>21739610
>I've been there, in fact I'm sort of struggling with it right now
GL bro, I struggled getting into good shape until I started lifting regularly - I had always tried starting exercise and diet at the same time in the past and would eventually fail and hover around 180 pounds, but when I just did lifting and made it a habit then I had a strong compulsion to fix my diet to help myself look better and maximize my effort.

>>21737160
Quite well colour graded and good quality image. With which phone did you take this nice shot, OPeee? How many phones do you have, btw, & which ones?

>>21739612
>He'll be back on the wagon in no time.
thank you for the support

>>21739773
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21739896
thank you for the compliment. blackberry z10 since iphone 5c died

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overnight in the fridge

>>21738852
i rather hang myself at that point, how long you serving time

>>21740344
You still have a taste for cereal after a whole day of it? Why don't you eat anything else? Why can't you get enough?

>>21740343
Why are you only engaging with the people who bless you? Why are you selective?

>>21739492
Are you writing it down? Are you trying to learn something from this?
Reminds me of when I was 6 years old I had to attend Sunday School. Some white trash girl was telling us how her dad bought some of that "orange drink" from mcdonalds and froze it then boiled it then froze it and then again boiled it. Seemed interesting at 6, but over the years it slowly dawned on me that some dude living in a cheap apartment with too many kids, not working a job, freezing and boiling a cheap fast food drink like a science experiment, this guy had a fucking screw loose. And just like you, he probably doesn't even know it. Unlike you though, no one probably told him. You seem to feel you know what's best for yourself or you're doing what you do despite knowing it's wrong.
Of course you won't answer me or acknowledge me at all. You only engage with the shortest of posts, mostly just the blessings and bullshit compliments. Do you realize you're "different"? Do you know that you're a little slow or on some weird new-age bullshit spectrum where you can't be normal? You just run and hide from uncomfortability? You can't handle conflict or even assert yourself?
I'm sure you find me intimidating. Most do. Most cannot match wits or keep up so they don't even try. You're such a fucking pussy, OP. You just take it and take it and you never stand up for yourself. Just like in real life. What a fucking doormat you must be the few times you interact with others.

>>21739706
what is so wrong about havng dessert after za
what are you supposed to do then

>>21740691
>what are you supposed to do then
not stuffing your face with 5000 calories in a single sitting would be a start

>>21740665
love these organic cereals. these healthy ones don't sog like regular ones. even after over night it still had a cold milky corn chew. really great snack

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forgot to post this earlier

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personal pizzas with pita crust and hummus base, broiled and set. rinsed romaine lettuce, tzatziki drizzle

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>>21741010
>healthy ones
they stop being healthy when you eat an entire box soaked in milk m8

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>>21741013
You're insatiable. You've had like 28 mason jars full of sugar cereal in ONE DAY.
>organic
That doesn't mean anything except you're wasting 30% more money on some hippie brand. You're eating like an 800 lb child without supervision. What the fuck?

You need to stop. Or you need to defend yourself with an argument. You're just fucking up and ignoring everyone telling you. Why are you so stubborn and stupid? Do you think someday you're going to lose your virginity? Is it the knowledge that you likely won't that drives you to destroy your teeth and body for this pathetic public display of failure?

Must be some deep wounds you're concealing here, faggot. Too bad you don't have the courage to be more forthcoming about your unique situation.

>>21741300
lol, you're here right now, still being a fuck up. Pretend I'm not even here like you always do.

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personal pita pizzas with celery and onion. spicy red pepper sauce as the base. garlic powder and pickling salt. God bless

>>21741013
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>>21741354
jesus christ dude

>>21741354
Why are you doing this to yourself? Eat reasonable amounts of food!

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>>21741354
>low fat this time so it doesn't count

I think that you really think that skim milk and cereal and just fucktons of carbs in general are okay if you avoid fat. Like you think organic = healthy.
Of course that doesn't matter when you have a cheat cheat. You're cheating right now but there's that third, no holds barred level where it's of pints of ice cream and pizzas with ranch dressing.
You consider those four cheeseless pizzas to be healthy. LOL, I love people who do weird math to justify their "healthy meals". Like that thing where the mom put food in the fridge to reduce the calories. HAHAHA

>>21741400
Keep it up, you beautiful fucking bastard! We'll never see another case like yours.

>>21737160
i'm sorry but soggy oats have a tendency to turn any culinary item into the most rancid-looking slop. if there is a single argument about texture being more important than flavor, it is oats.

>>21741435
he'll just bump them himself and if it dies, make a new one. there's no stopping this retard.

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>entered one of these threads like 3 months ago and didn't really see anything out of the ordinary
>mfw entering this one

>>21741453
This.

>>21741466
I think the one previous is actually one of the more fucked up, as it's also almost entirely cheating. But this is new territory as he's maintaining the same huge sabbatical from the diet but he made that single return to the slop bowl JUST to start this thread.
It's a chink in his armor, a single instance of vanity where he won't let the heading of this chapter represent the cheating.

OR he wants his thread to be easily found by his little clan of "god blessers" so he did the whole "laird" lentils list and bowl of slop just for brand recognition.
Either way, it's shady because it's a small dishonesty. He's a special type of mental case. He does love the attention but he pretends it's all good attention. He won't fight back because he's a coward without any justification or argument for his behavior.
Strangest fucker I've seen over all the years on this board. Mostly because it's not that common for someone to try to become a known entity here. We like our relative anonymity. Usually you're just inviting harassment when you repeat yourself like BMW guy. At least he had a few jabs (cry harder). This guy is a complete pushover. He doesn't even stand behind his decisions.

>>21741466
>>21741496
>I think the one previous is actually one of the more fucked up
seconding this, I am also just discovering these threads and went back to check out the last one because of what people were talking about. my jaw was actually agape. it's one of the wildest threads I've ever seen on this board. make sure you pay attention to the timestamps.

>>21708225

it feels like op went insane eating these mush bowls

some people don't digest things properly for various reasons and that can lead to overeating. zinc and b12 deficiencies reduce stomach acid and cause poor digestion, and deficiencies in general can cause overeating as the body tries to make up for what it lacks. or things like beans/lentils/oats and grains especially aren't easy for everyone to digest and it leads to overeating to make up for the lack of nutrients being absorbed but they're still getting the calories from fat and sugar. some people may not digest starch well in general or some people may need to eat something like potatoes instead of grains and beans.

might be wasting my time trying to help op but damn i didn't expect to see all that opening these recent threads

>>21741304
These images are atrocious, please stop making them!

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>>21741589
I think they're charming. A.I. sucks at making art. Once it gets good at it it won't be funny anymore. It'll just look exactly like real life and who wants that? No one wants it for anything good. For now it supplies laughs.

pic definitely related.
Hot off the presses.

>>21741516
lol

>>21741516
>that fucking house spiced dominos pizza was over 2 weeks ago
Opened the soup thread and got reminded these last this long now over and over and over again.

>>21737160
What the hell is laird?

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>>21741697
As long as you're sleuthing, someone should find the first one. I don't know how you would, maybe keywords. I bet we could chart how much more frequent and lengthy the cheats are.

>>21741516
>avoid coming to this blessed thread and the disturbing this peaceful congregation of devout gentlemen.

They've all abandoned him.

>>21741516
Nov 10 he eats a whole pizza AND a barfbowl later. That's weird. Never seen that combination before.
Then he eats one more bowl and it's off to the races and he's still on that binging streak now. It's like that cheat only begat more cheating. That's how it works. You get a taste for pizza and it's on your mind and suddenly those oatbowls aren't so satisfying.

>>21741726
I mean after that thread, how can you possibly stick up for him anymore? I don't think anyone ever actually found his slop bowls appetizing, the only reason people supported him is because they thought he was a man of God and was being healthy. after watching him eat a month's worth of calories in a couple of days, both those illusions have been dispelled.

>>21741740
I missed him spending $35 on two melted Dairy Queen Blizzards delivered. That thread is fucked. So much cereal and ice cream in such a short span of time. Bowl after bowl after bowl, covered in cinnamon, frozen.... i don't get it

Keep your ugly gorilla feet out of any new videos you make, slugger.

>>21741740
It's where I gave up on him. I still think you're kinda gay for constantly making these gross ai images and begging for attention from op, and now he won't listen to anyone unless it's an affirmation of his gluttony because he's doubling down. But yeah, I draw the line at eating over a gallon of ice cream in a single day, and also eating a bunch of milk and cereal on top of it, in the same damn day. He must be a janny or something, too, I don't understand why these threads don't get deleted but the Big Texan threads got banned and I'll probably get banned just for mentioning them.

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>>21741921
NTA. Don't blame him for my images. Tell us about this Big Texan thing though. I don't believe in censorship; that's why I use 4chan. And OP isn't a janny or he'd remove all our mean posts..

>>21741400
God bless

>>21737160
Make some fucking chicken broth. I don't care how lazy you are; it's easy. I'll give you the recipe. Just do it.

>>21742000
OP prefers broths of 'brita' (to chase), vinegar, V-8, and various herbs and spices. He doesn't know what a proper stock even is. He doesn't even know about the little cubes.

>>21742019
He's gonna get dick cancer

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godbless

Almost time for OP's breakfast. He's been gone for 9 hours. I wonder what today will bring.
I'm guessing big pizzas and ice cream. He's all cerealed out I bet. Or not. Doesn't seem to ever tire of all that "healthy, organic" cereal. The mush versions and frozen versions and cinnamon versions and multi cereal mixes and ice cream/cereal fusion concoctions provide SO much variety. And with skim milk it's really a guilt-free pleasure. Have twenty bowls. None of it's going to your thighs.

>>21742031
He has disclosed that he indulges in cheat days. You're probably right.

>>21741516
The archive only goes back three days. You know where to go to search further back? Just realized the oldest threads I remember of OP he used to always post "Brita to chase" along with the "god bless". I think this was before the modern shitbowl era. Maybe posting in front of his little "battle station" computer set up. I just know it was cringe. He could have been one of those "imagine eating this good" people too. The jar of milk next to a keyboard? Did he post a pistol too? LOL, I could be conflating several similar posters.
But there's an evolution here to study. It's like when profilers talk about serial killers, "he's evolving, getting more bold, taking more chances." We're totally seeing that as time goes on.
It's really bringing people out of the woodwork to watch the spectacle. I want to go back to see how it started. How long he's actually been at this.

>>21742047
No more. The "cheat days" are now his new normal. Again.
He's been on a solid two week food bender with only one halfway healthy slop bowl to kick off this thread. It was merely a snack; a break in between nonstop cheating.
This isn't indulging. This is the baseline lifestyle and he isn't going back. Summer's been over, fall is almost gone. It's going to be winter and he's just tired of the struggle.

Of course if he ate sensibly instead of depriving himself for a get-rich-quick type of weight loss plan, he wouldn't end up swinging so far into fatness on that pendulum. But we've been telling him that a long time. If he hasn't absorbed it by now he never will. It's not a prediction that he's going to end up fatter than his last top weight. That's just a fact. It happens to everyone who yo-yo diets like this. Maybe he'll lick it next time. Maybe in a couple years he'll learn to moderate instead of deal in extremes. But most likely he'll never recover. Most people don't have the grit to keep dropping and gaining hundreds of pounds.

>>21737161
It actually does. From the ingredients alone it would be perfect for me with my type 2 diabetes, but dear god it looks sickening.

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>100 replies
I'll never post my food on this board again.

>>21742117
Thank God for that.

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>>21742117
Too bad you aren't OP. If only he would stop posting. Then we could all move on.

>>21741010
>a cold milky corn chew

That's fucking revolting. I cannot relate to you at all.

>>21737162
I don't get this one. Where is the rice? Are you using that to make the oatmeal you put chocolate bars on? Does your "soup" get cooked in there?

FFS, dude. You could be eating chicken and broccoli stir fry with zucchini and onions over a nice bed of rice. That's a sensible meal given what you have available.

Check this out. New diet plan:
>Breakfast: oatmeal or cereal
>Lunch: simple bean and lentil soup
>Dinner: chicken and rice with veggie stir fry

I just solved your whole dilemma and let you still eat all your favorite stuff every day.
Just don't buy any more ice cream or pizza. Don't starve and don't overeat.
Be Goldilocks: just right.

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>>21741400
[Olympics music]

OP's final post. And 13 hours later he stands at a crossroads.
Perhaps he's shopping right now for a new start, stopping by the gym on the way home. Or maybe he's at the buffet on plate seven. Could go either way.
I'm Bob Costas and with me is Al Micheals and we'll be calling the thread as these new developments unfold.

>>21742350
you don't understand, it's not really about being healthy, it's about punishing himself over some religious guilt complex

>>21742048
https://warosu.org/ck/

>>21742357
He would post weight updates from time to time. He was over 400 and lost half of it. But this is NO way to keep it off. This is a disaster and he's now gaining it all back and fast. Eating so much ice cream and carb loading gallons of cereal and drinking soda he could be gaining over a pound a day.
He's lost his faith if this is about godstuff like you say. I can't tell then what is the punishment, the barf bowls or the pigout/weightgain. Neither are any good for him. Maybe he realized "god is dead". Just like in that funny Kids in the Hall sketch where they hold up god's tiny t-shirt. Canada.

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>>21742360
Kick ass! Thank you. We'll get to the bottom of all this. Charts and graphs will determine the likely trajectory. Maybe more juicy tidbits will emerge to help paint us a picture of the *why* that surrounds this guy and his strange saga. I've only been paying attention a few months but it feels like he's been here in the background maybe for years under the radar.

Let's see how far back we can see.

i never opened one of these threads until the last one with all the ice cream
is this all performative or is it some lard ass actually eating all this crap
i'll never know, and frankly dont' want to know
either way, i'll more than likely continue not opening these threads, but i suppose there are also vanishingly few threads that i open nowadays anyway

>>21741937
There's a restaurant in Texas called the Big Texan, they have a food challenge where you have to eat an enormous steak in a certain amount of time and they stream people who take the challenge. Someone started making threads about it and it was fun and comfy and everyone got along, so the jannies started banning it and any mention of it because this board is strictly for advertising fast food and this fat behemoth's slop and ice cream binges.

>>21742504
>and everyone got along
fake news,
fuck those gay ass threads and fuck you, faggot

>>21741400
God bless

>>21742504
No shit. That's not cool. I don't get why that would be removed. Certainly food related. There's so much dumb shit on here that I'd think a live eating challenge with a thread commenting on it would be good traffic for the board. But what do I know? I mostly come for the cooking threads, and more and more I have to make them myself if I want them done right.

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>>21742397
This guy is too autistic and obsessive to be putting on a show. There's obviously enough effort going into his poop bowls and chili dogs and improvised pizzas that I'm pretty sure he's eating it. And no one would waste so much cereal and post about the textures if he wasn't eating it. And there are receipts and pics of restaurant food that'd be damned hard to resist if you were photographing it, so I really don't think this is something we should be skeptical of. Every fucking thing this guy eats is datestamped and photographed and input into the threads. I don't think he's eating sensible, whole food meals on the side while he spends hundreds a week to put us on.
He's been forthcoming about his struggles in the past with morbid obesity and oral decay, though he's been pretty quiet on personal shit since it's being used against him in the court of /ck/.
The last couple of threads have been a real turning point for OP.

More and more defiant junk binging with zero accountability to his lord or the god bless thread community. Change is in the air.

>>21742547
Why are you still cheering this on? OP's gone. It's been nearly 16 hours since his last entry. Maybe it's a food coma. Maybe it's a Mr. Creosote situation. Maybe he decided to eat a gun.

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This is one of the older ones I found. Still looking for clues.

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You can see just how timid and pussified he's become since starting. Just look at his attitude from a year ago. All pissed that his threads are being removed as spam.

Quite a change, eh>>21742504 ?

I'll keep digging. This is kind of fun.

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Dude sure had more pep in his step back then. Really mixing it up with the people posting. He's like a cautious husk of his former self now.

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LOL
We've sufficiently NEUTERED this guy!

Look at how feisty he used to be. He can't be bothered anymore. Probably figures he'd only get annihilated. I wonder who broke him and when. It must have happened between late December last year and a few months ago when I started paying closer attention.

This is really fascinating now. We can see him totally shriveling up month by month. And he has STILL not posted anything since that chai. Unless he really did post this >>21742117
Pepe saying he wouldn't post any more.

I really hope we haven't killed this whole thing quite yet. I want more. We're just now cutting into the meat of all this.

>>21742753
>in my threads

The very ownership he used to take. The pride and the confidence. It's like another anon entirely. This is like when you shoot BBs at sparrows as a kid and then you actually hit one and you have to go pick it up and realized you just killed a helpless little creature. And then it's sad and you don't shoot at little birds anymore. That's how I feel if OP really did lose his nerve.
I also feel a smug sense of accomplishment. Because I've fucking hated this prick since I've known of him. The disrespect to us trying to save him is reprehensible. So whatever has happened is warranted. Just seeing him back then in sparring mode is especially sad now that he just lays down and takes the beatings.

>>21742753
you've done fuckall

>>21742757
Yeah I felt bad for a minute but when you think about it, it's all on him.

Damn him, I tried. Lots of us tried. None of it meant a damn thing to him. Just handwaved us and kept spamming. Fuck him.

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Video of him assembling one of these "soups". I guess he's doing OMAD (one meal a day). Well, we all see how that's turned out. lol

He used to drink alcohol and get stoned. Maybe quitting that has made him more of a bitch. But here he is cheating.

this is worse than the basken roberts faggot on /tv/

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Quite the loquacious type back in the day, wasn't he? Had a lot of moxie. Now he's a timid little writer.
He writes 'overfloweth' rather than 'runneth over'. Anyway, he limits his responses to just a 'thank you for the blessing' these days. A real eunuch.

>>21742792
Hey, that's going too far. That piece of shit may be the worst offender on the site for stuff that actually gets spammed enough to bug me. And he keeps claiming he's been at it "since 2011".
This guy is pretty harmless. Especially now. He's completely broken and may never come back.

Though I suspect this is him >>21742768

>>21742795
>He's completely broken and may never come back.
avoid being as pitifully low as OP, it’s honestly sad

>>21742795
christ, shut the fuck up dude, you're yap yap yapping

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Found perhaps the first time I insulted him. Look at him actually still responding to his detractors. I've since made dozens of informative and appealing cooking threads that put his poop bowls to shame. And he can't even muster a retort anymore.

I guess the war is over. We have purged OP from /ck/.

>>21742806
>>21742809
Yeah, my work here is done. God Bless!!

>>21742816
It's bittersweet for me. I'm disappointed in him, honestly. I can't celebrate it.

>>21742809
This has been a battle of years, you wouldn't understand.

>I guess the war is over. We have purged OP from /ck/.
inconceivable how trash your life must be

>>21742830
as opposed to someone spamming slop daily?

>>21742816
based detective anon. people might think you're being excessive, and maybe you are. and you are probably autistic yourself. but sometimes you have to go scorched earth on these schizos and drag all their dirty laundry out to affect them. posters like OP rely on people not knowing much about them. just look at how many anons itt never paid any attention to these threads before because on the surface they're just monotonous ritualposting.

I doubt it's over. OP will be back, people like him have an OCD like tick to keep posting habitually. but he might take a short break hoping that people forget about this and move on. in the meanwhile he might take indirect snipes pretending to be someone else (see >>21742830), or maybe try to switch up his posting style to take the heat off him for a bit. I've seen it all before, different schizos same shit.

>>21742816
>Purged op
I think he's just finally sleeping off his sugar rush.

>>21741425
yeah they're in there for the thiamine

>>21741546
i appreciate the help attempt. more chicken and less beans and lentils would probably be a better bet i agree

>>21741701
large and sturdy

>>21741980
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21742000
my broth tastes amazing because it infuses with all the ingredients while it cooks and it's salted perfectly. a dedicated one like yours from all the bones etc would be even better probably a 10/10. but mine being a 9/10 works for me

>>21742019
>the little cubes
those fuckers are filled with bullshit. just make your own broth using pickling salt organic spices with no anti-caking agents and the flavorful ingredients in your soup

>>21742350
yeah was a gift did the oatmeal and teas in it. soup goes in the stainless steel.
>chicken and broccoli stir fry with zucchini and onions over a nice bed of rice.
this sounds great

>>21742547
thank you for the blessing, you too

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chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic zucchini broccoli nori and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika ginger olive oil and water. God bless

>>21742857
God bless

>>21737186
Is that chocolate or spam

>>21742853
>those fuckers are filled with bullshit. just make your own broth using pickling salt organic spices with no anti-caking agents and the flavorful ingredients in your soup
come on man. you can't possibly pretend to care about the "bullshit" in a bouillon cube when you spend every other day gorging yourself on domino's, pizza pops, ice cream and hot dogs. pick a lane.

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>>21742853
>>21742857

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>>21742870
lol, this.

>>21742857
Back on the horse, eh? Let's see how long you can last. You made it like 17 hours and now you're STARVING. You haven't learned shit. You're going back to your fucking OMAD nonsense and you're going to be binging again soon. What the fuck?? Why won't you learn? Why are you a fucking pussy now? You respond to me only when I'm polite. Why did you change?
I have been calling you out for a month now. Justify yourself to me. Tell me why you think this is working for you when clearly it is not. Is it because you have no argument? You know it's wrong? You just have no balls now? Where's the 'god bless guy' from 11 months ago? Is it true about fat deposits and estrogen?

Your one bowl runneth over with fucking chunky barf again. It won't satisfy you. It may fill your stomach and allow you to sleep, but in your mind the wall of your newfound reserve is already beginning to crumble. And we will be here when it does. And it's going to be soon, and it's going to last even longer than the two week binge this has been.

Glad you're not dead yet. I've got a taste for your blood and every post you've made here. Strap on in, fucker.

>>21742853
>this sounds great

Then why the fuck do you keep dumping it all in one pot and boiling it? Actually use the advice, don't just comment on it.

>>21742844
This guy gets it. And called it right before OP's return. It was too good to be true after all.

>>21742910
this sounds great

>>21742857
God bless.

>>21742913
unfortunately.
op lives to 'fat' another day
lel

>>21742860
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21742869
chocolate

>>21742870
outside the cheat day lanes, when i want to feel good afterwards, of course i do. don't you? you can make delicious soup and slop without pre-made bouillon very easily cheaply and less full of trash. if you're precise with your salt, your soups broth basically becomes a watered down bouillon cube of the flavor of all your ingredients

>>21742910
i'm really just not into that amount of oil splatter and mess and dishes on a daily basis. it's great advice, thank you for all of it by the way, but a sensible tweak of your recipe for me, in my opinion and systems, would be to boil all that up in one pot, imbue all the flavors together with an excellent broth, enjoy, and then clean that one pot and my plate and my steel spoon my wood spoon and measuring cups and cutting board and knife.

>>21743047
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21743334
Why are you throwing cut zucchini in a box? Indians are fucking disgusting.

>>21743330
>outside the cheat day lanes, when i want to feel good afterwards, of course i do. don't you? you can make delicious soup and slop without pre-made bouillon very easily cheaply and less full of trash. if you're precise with your salt, your soups broth basically becomes a watered down bouillon cube of the flavor of all your ingredients
I rarely use bouillon actually, I usually make my own broths (real broths, not whatever the fuck kind of concoctions you call 'broth'). I'm just saying, it's a little hypocritical. I think you'll find that it's healthier in the long run to live a life of moderation than swinging back and forth between extremes like you are. eating clean for a few days in a row doesn't make up for the "cheat days" (weeks) where you're ingesting enough calories to feed a village in junk food.

instead of worrying about which salts are the purest, you should try to focus on having an overall balanced diet that might not be perfect, but actually leaves you full and satisfied so you don't have to have these insane binges in between.

>>21741453
wtf how did my shit get removed is this idiot a fucking janny

>>21743357
it's because you announced your sage tardo

>>21743338
gotta freeze it flat on parchment racks first

>>21743353
all good advice and correct

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back third of the soup. and milk to ween down without headache

>>21743330
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with your brain? I'm not using it as an insult here, but all that stuff about "autism spectrum", it sure seems to apply to you. When I was a kid we didn't have this category. We had regular kids and the retarded. We've called you retarded many times here but clearly you must have some sort of mental or emotional issues that keep reinforcing that you're right when you're wrong. I don't know why you don't just do the right thing.
>Cheat day lanes
What the fuck, man? You whaled out for TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT. You just ignored everyone and shamelessly posted all of your stupid junk and your fucking weird experiments.

You need to understand what you're doing is fucking idiotic and you need to follow our sound advice. You will stop following the extremes of OMAD and binge cheating.

Didn't your "parents" care enough to set you up with more than one fucking utensil and bowl? What the FUCK?

Justify your life to me.

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>>21743564

>>21743560
>all good advice and correct

WELL? Explain why you feel you can go another way. You're being defiant. How the fuck can you acknowledge you're WRONG and just keep doing it anyway?
No wonder you're an isolated loser who will never have anyone. Fucking kill yourself.

>>21743564
God bless

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>>21743577
thank you for the blessing, you too

here's one i made before i was so timid. enjoy!

>>21743575
this ain't your michellen gatekeep

this is my slop

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>>21743564
*wean*

Damn, you're stupid. Canadian public school system + absentee father + alcoholic psycho mother = OP

>>21743353
I guess technically anything you simmer in water is a broth. OP just uses the term very loosely and cannot be bothered to actually exert energy into any but the most basic cutting and prep.

One pot one knife one cutting board one spoon one bowl and a few mason jars.

Anything more complicated has to be prepackaged to bought ready to eat. Note he just ignores any reference to the last two weeks of pigouts. Buries his head in the sand and just pretends it never happened and none of us said anything about it.

OP is one of these new types who just lives his own little reality within his own bubble; "My Truth" he might call it. The objective reality you and I live in is something he can just compartmentalize and ignore. He's losing teeth and splitting his pants as he goes barreling over the waterfall into certain doom, but he'll think about all that later. It's a long way to the bottom.

>>21743596
that is not the point. I think most of us have moved on from caring about the quality of your food. it's about your self destructive eating habits.

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>>21743338
He's a white guy, but he's not a good specimen. Has asperger's and possibly fetal alcohol or Down syndrome, albeit high functioning.
Didn't get the foundational early experiences to set him up for adulthood that many of us took for granted. On some sort of government assistance, jobless, no education. Canada has left a lot of people behind and OP is one of them. He has no friends or family. This community is it.
We all hate him but like a hungry, abused dog he keeps coming back for more. Any attention is important to him.
Things would go easier if he could demonstrate he can learn from others. But at this point it's a matter of pride and he can't admit he was wrong without losing face.
These are the social dilemmas of the uneducated, unintelligent westerners left behind.

If anyone ever needed a 'god' to get through a life of disadvantage it's OP here.

>>21743610
all good advice and correct

God bless

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>>21743618

>>21743384
i stand by that

>>21743357
If anything the jannies just barely tolerate this guy. They used to ban him for spam as the archive reveals. Seems like they don't bug him as much since he quit putting hempseeds in everything.

>>21743631
retards typically do

>>21743635
it's cause he used to post a new thread every day even if the old one was still up. unless I'm getting him confused with some other slop blogposter, there's been a few.

>>21743570
This.
The only stuff OP eats that isn't revolting is the pizza he orders. Everything else he manages to fuck up. Dude fucks up ice cream even.

>>21743639
No, that's him. The archive is filled with the back and forths between him and people calling it a forced meme.

Just search keywords 'god bless' and 'brita to chase' and he's all over there with disgusting pots of slop.
He used to have some balls. Now he's a fucking chickenshit.

>>21743564
God bless.

>>21743615
>We all hate him
Wrong. I think and hope in the long run OP will be happy, healthy, and prosperous

>>21743763
>will be happy, healthy, and prosperous
He already is

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>>21743763
>>21743783

>>21743577
>>21743745
thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21743763
thank you for the support

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I can't help but notice it's been "cheat day" for what, 2 weeks straight now?

>>21743615
Nah these are the best threads I’ve seen on my 10 years of frequenting this board. You and the other paragraph poster are shitting up the place with your yapping and ai pics.
God Bless.

>>21743866
Then you're just being a contrarian retard. What's good or even "best" about them? The brothership in christ shit? It's not the food. Do you appreciate OP for being the defiant and stubborn pig he's proven himself to be in the face of all rational thought and sound nutritional advice? You just respect his rebellious persistence?
No one sincerely finds the food appetizing, so just admit you love a troll underdog. You love a fellow autistic incel loner who never had a chance.

>>21743866
>Nah these are the best threads I’ve seen on my 10 years of frequenting this board
you cannot be fucking serious come on. the AI poster is a little obnoxious in his own right, sure, but be real. this is bottom of the barrel content all around.

>>21743874
Dude this guy is eating 14,000 calories a day and cataloging the whole thing. Timestamps and all. Idk if it’s just that this board really has never had its day in the sun, mostly fast food threads and actual cooking threads never get traffic, but this shit is very funny.
And it’s endearing, I’m praying that this guy in Vancouver is gonna get right one day.
God Bless

>>21743879
Make up your mind. Whose side are you on? You want to laugh at him but root for him? He doesn't give a fuck unless you do that blessing.
It's not fucking endearing. He's destroying himself and wildly fluctuating in weight, not to mention whatever this rollercoaster must do to one's bloodsugar and entire digestion system. People living like this are at risk for diabetes. Seriously.
He's NOT going to get it right. He's already lost teeth and been morbidly obese and he's "solving" this by alternating between an insufficient OMAD bowl of boiled idiocy and AYCE total junk.

You like watching the downfall. If you really wanted him to succeed you'd make with the bullying. But you probably identify with him. Grew up powerless and now just play by your own rules and suffer oral decay and obesity to spite everyone who told you 'no' growing up. OP is out on his own with his disability dole and when the check comes in it's high rollin' with the delivered junk, weirdo 'times you acted like The Whale'-esque concoctions of ice cream and cereal and frozen blocks of oat-made drywall putty, and complete evasion of responsibility.
But some frozen cubes of zucchini is going to set this all right. I give him five days max before he's "indulging in a cheat day" for another two weeks.

Vancouver, huh? Noted. Yeah, he'll be getting it right one day. One day very soon.

>>21743847
God bless.

>>21743866
Amen.

>>21743847
Are you pickling those?
God bless either way

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>>21744159
>>21744162
>>21744164

>>21742757
>>in my threads
>The disrespect to us trying to save him is reprehensible
You're both as fucked in the head as each other. This is the quintessential 4chan sitcom, and I tune in for every episode

>>21744342
So do i but i don't read the yapping retard post. Just seing a wall of text or a shitty ai pic is enough for me to know they're impotently mad.
Mostly looking for OP's slop pics.
God bless.

>>21744539
yeah the reddit-tier verbose posting shit is super annoying. So funny that they never get any responses on their posts.
God bless baby

>>21744539
>>21744676
>half a paragraph is a "wall of text" and "verbose"

The absolute state of you sad, little morons.

>>21744159
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21744164
freezing. and thank you for the blessing, you too

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chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic zucchini broccoli nori and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt white pepper dillweed cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. God bless

>>21744681
the poetic armchair psychology rambling is just very gay and reeks of projection. I think we all get by now that OP is a nutter.
>>21745013
nice composition. you're improving at one thing, at the least.

>>21745013
you should add turmeric/curcuma to your autism rotation, it's healthy for you. supposedly.

>>21745013
Looking more like food every thread. Good stuff OP.
Godßless baby.

>>21745149
>>21745169
why do you jerk this fag off? it looks like sloppy diarrhoea shit and he's going to be binging on ice cream before the week is over.
just because the one AI autist is obnoxious too doesn't mean you need to be a contrarian and suck off OP.

>>21745013
God bless

>>21745013
blessed
>>21745200
unblessed

>>21745200
if you don't get it idk what to tell you, you're junk.

>>21745200
He's just like OP. There's no middle ground for these people. Always some exaggerated extreme. This thread always suffers when OP is actually sticking to his barf bowls, because he only posts the one bowl. Pretty boring.

But don't worry, he'll be whaling out on junk within a matter of days. He doesn't seem to learn that the OMAD thing is never going to work for him. It just begets more pigout periods like always.
Anyone want to visit Vancouver and track this faggot down and knock the rest of his teeth out?

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>>21743564
>wean down without headache

Hold on, OP. Are you telling us you get fucking sugar withdrawals? Why do you keep doing this?

See a doctor and tell him/her what you've been doing. I dare you.

>>21745247
>you're junk.
I'm not OP's food though?

>>21745317
he let slip earlier that the binges make him feel like shit
>>21743330
>outside the cheat day lanes, when i want to feel good afterwards, of course i do. don't you?
and to OP in response to that, no I don't, because I don't have "cheat days", I just eat a normal fucking diet so I'm not constantly swinging back and forth between feeling like bloated shit and purging.

I wonder if it's like a religious complex. like, he can "sin" as much as he wants as long as he "confesses" and then it's all absolved. if that works for your faith, great, but that's not how your body works.

>>21745326
Interesting theory and good points. I don't see why he can't even TRY to eat a normal diet for a few days. I guess that wouldn't be worthy of a thread because it's not interesting, not that that stops anyone else though. Pretty sure whatever OP does we'd pay attention at this point. I couldn't or just wouldn't be in OP's situation because if I was doing something publicly I'd want to impress, not embarrass myself. And if I meant to do something shameful or dangerous or wrong, I'd sure as fuck keep it to myself. I think that's the standard for people which is what makes OP so intriguing. He's just "Check it out, I'm going to just keep punching myself in the face. Feel free to comment but I'm not going to stop punching myself nor acknowledge that you're telling me to stop. It's as if I just can't see you at all. God bless!"

Frustrating as hell, but we can't just not watch either.
Apologies to the ADHD phoneposters. This is really a lot of words to scroll past.

>>21743866
OP deserves to have his threads shit up by other autists. Absolute garbage that has been polluting the board for far too long.

>>21745149
thank you for the compliment

>>21745155
i'll try some out sometime see how it goes. thanks for the recommendation

>>21745169
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21745207
>>21745246
thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21745317
that and bread it's like keto flu. my doctor reads these threads. added broccoli on his counsel more vitamin c

>>21745326
to clarify, the 'don't you?' was referencing the caring "about the "bullshit" in a bouillon cube" which is what i was saying i do in those stated times but asking if you do in general. as for the swinging, even in small amounts bread and dairy make me feel like shit but i'm not going to never enjoy them so they get quarantined. end up going hard when i do though. my goal over time is to make those lapses healthier but i deserve any flack i'm getting. last one was way too long. topped out at 222lb on the final day. 11lb more than after last months session. 216lb as we speak.

>>21745317
This >>21746023 is correct, I am his doctor. I have him on a medically necessary diet of hog slop and blessings

>>21746023
yeah, it's not really about the bouillon specifically. I think stock is one of those things you should make yourself if you can. it's just the general mentality of moderation over extremes. if using bouillon (again, just an example, this could be any "guilty" ingredient) in an otherwise balanced meal is going to make you more satisfied and avoid binging, then that's going to be better in the long run than the back and forth. but I'm beating a dead horse at this point. at least you are acknowledging there's a problem now, that's progress. I get it man, it's not easy. I'm not happy with my weight right now either and I've tried and failed several times this year to stick to a diet. I've gone from over 200lbs to 150 and back up to 200 over the last few years. so, I'm not the perfect model of health either. but that fluctuation comes from a similar pattern of binging and purging - not as extreme as you, but still. and anyway, I know that it's not sustainable.

so anyway, I do wish the best for you, truly, but something's gotta change.

>>21737160
You're gonna fart and shit like you were a Clydesdale

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>>21746023
184 lbs. to 216 lbs. in a like 40 days.

You know what you should do now? Eat one messy bowl of shit per day for as long as you can hack it. Then just pig out on whatever you want until it's completely out of control.

Rinse, repeat.

So it's just one endless yo-yo with you and you fully admit this. That is FUCKED UP.
YOU are fucked up.

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>>21746058
He won't change. He was over 400 lbs. However it was he got down to the 200 range was not this OMAD shit.

The 'stop alternating extremes' argument is the main one we've all been trying to get into his head but it does no good. He's always known it's a problem. He's always known this is no solution.
But he thrives on the negative attention and the fake positive attention (god bless) so he figures instead of being ashamed of this he can get the dopamine fix from a bunch of (you)s, ignoring the critical ones of course. I'm sure for every would-be troll there's a turning point where they realize the hate works just as well for scratching the "look at me" itch. He obviously started off thinking people would dig his minimalist cooking style, but we didn't. So now it's just that photo of what he's about to eat. Some filler now of his stupid freezer prep photos to keep us on the hook.

But the pizza and ice cream and most importantly apparently, CEREAL days are just around the bend. Don't forget, he now cheats more than he diets. This OMAD soup phase will be shorter than the coming whale-out. And the weight gain will just keep increasing each time.
Mark my words: OP will be above 300 lbs before summer.

Post pizzas to get him in the mood. lol

>>21746023
You gained 38 pounds. That's hardcore.
You didn't gain it sensibly so why should you attempt to lose it sensibly?

>>21739706
people who get to be that fat could've been so fucking fit, their bodies handling that much abuse and not giving out is wild

>>21746025
God bless

>>21746473
If you can't say something nice about the food, just say "god bless". Seems to be the main recurring theme of the strange non-hater anons.

>21746482
don't reply to me i don't want to catch aids

>>21746488
Turn the other cheek and Ill slip my cock in your crucifixion hole, faggot

>21746498
inconceivable how trash your life must be

>>21746488
>>21746506
Who are you replying to? If I can't see by hovering then neither can anyone else. You think we're going to go hunting through the thread lining up numbers to see what the fuck you're even upset about?
You need to leave both greater-than signs for the reply to work. You must be new here.

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The buckle doesn't fit anymore for OP.

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>>21746473
thank you for the blessings, you too

making more laird lentil chicken soup later, posting my fridge. starting clean with no junk

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>>21746711
stop living in the past, we all have a cheat day

believe it or not this is the good side of my mouth. that's why i'm back on the health slop. God bless everyone this Thanksgiving

>>21746746
That's gonna be stocked with Western Family frozen pizzas and pints of Haagen Dazs by the end of the week. With just enough room to store your disgusting fucking frozen cereal experiments.

>>21746757
You have cheat *months now, OP. At least you're getting your maw patched up. Now fucking brush. And really don't cheat. Just don't buy it at the store and don't order pizzas to your apt. Eat more than once a day too.

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it's this area i'm more worried about. i guess this is about accountability. get this out there and buy less cereal

God bless

you are such a disgusting creature
holy fuck
you and that freak skid from /out/
where do you side show mutants come from

>>21746746
>>21746757
>>21746791
Godßless
Hang in there, OP.
Trust in Him to prevent oral decay but brush too!

jesus fucking christ I can't wait for this thread to die
OP is fucking disgusting. Worse than the ai guy

>>21746804
fuck off with that shit. and you gave him too many teeth! kek

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>>21746791
Dude, what the FUCK

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>>21746791
Those ones in the middle remind me of century eggs, OP. How they're kinda translucent. This makes sense given the copious amounts of ice cream and cereal you eat. Did you see Fargo Season 3?
I'm guessing you're in your early 30s. You really gotta eat better. Hope you get that side fixed soon too.

a new low
at least op is so open about the consequences
gains 40 lbs and rots out his teeth
i lost my appetite

>>21746791
God bless bro but I would really prioritize getting that fixed. Is it not excruciating having food touch those?

>>21746853
thank you for the blessing, you too. thanks for the recommendation. really depends on what i'm eating. i chew the frozen cereal on the good side when they're sensitive.

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having a quick cheat before going back to laird lentil chicken soup. because it's thanksgiving

hot dog slices and cheddar pizza pies

hotdog bun crust

ketchup and wendys hot oil for base

God bless

>>21746869
Looks tasty OP God Bless! Happy Thanksgiving!

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>>21746869
Already?!?

I love this fucking dumpster fire thread
OP is based af

>>21746885
same
God bless baby

>>21746885
>>21746904
Yes, because starving on one poop bowl and then binging until you gain 40 lbs in as many days and your fucking teeth fall out is BASED.

Edgy contrarian incel fucks.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>21746869
Yeah, that's some fucking feast OP. Real holiday tradition. KYS.

>>21746869
OP you're not even American, our thanksgiving was a month ago. this is a flimsy excuse my man...

>>21746791
>>21746863
brother. sign up for the Canadian dental care plan. you don't have to live like this.

>>21747045
canada is in america, baka

>>21747050
thanks for the recommendation

>>21747051
this. God bless

>>21738931
Thank god they're organic.

>>21747051
>>21747063
whatever you need to tell yourself to justify pigging out you fat fuck. you can cheat again tomorrow because it's Albanian Independence Day!

>>21746746
You're putting Better Than Bullion in your stupid vinegar brita spice "broths"?
Why didn't you fucking say so. That should make them edible. Weren't you recently saying you don't respect the cubes?
Fucking gummies and vitamins... why is your medicine cabinet in the fridge? LOL, why is your backup water filter in there?

You're for real autistic or some shit, OP. You just reveal more and more weird shit with each post you make.

>>21746746
Is that olive oil in your fridge? The fuck.
>>21746797
>Trust in Him to prevent oral decay
No. No, please do not trust in Him to prevent oral decay. That is obviously not working. Trust in a fucking dentist, please.

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>>21747511
lol

>>21746058
thank you for the well wishes and all the advice, wish the best for you too

>>21746141
bean mode gets better over time

>>21746473
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21747100
lol. main component of that is way less iron than regular ones. would be impossible and exponentially more dangerous with regular ones infused with it. most have 30% dv in one cup or 3/4 cup

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beef and broccoli soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic zucchini and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt white pepper cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. God bless

>>21747639
Back on the slop again. LOL, make up your fucking mind! GROSS
Stop.
There is no god.

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>>21747639
You could be eating real beef and broccoli. You could make so many GOOD things with the ingredients you have. You could even eat two or tree times a day instead and you'd be satisfied.

Why can't we get through to you? This is not the way. Eat a breakfast. Eat a lunch. Don't just say "thanks for the suggestion". Take a fucking stand like you did a year ago. Argue for why you're doing this. Where are your balls, OP?
Did they suffer the same sad fate as your teeth?? Your stubborn defiance is so fucking strange. Never seen anyone just keep fucking up and not even have the courage to rationalize it to himself or anyone else. You don't know, do you? You are unable to advocate for yourself. Do you have someone who does your paperwork to get you your benefits? A "handler" or something? LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqVaFu6QX_k

I can't believe the extremes we witness here from day to day. Really makes me feel like I have my life together to see yours.

>>21747680
>Really makes me feel like I have my life together to see yours.
right?? that's the silver lining of all this. I've been having some anxiety over my teeth lately because I haven't been to a dentist in a few years and have some calculus buildup and I think a cavity. but then I see OP's fucked up maw, and realize mine actually isn't that bad. but also, I'm going to go book a dentist appointment asap, because I don't ever want to come anywhere close to ending up like that. thanks for the motivation, OP.

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>>21747637
>caring about 'iron content' when eating nineteen bowls of cereal a day

I'd worry more about sugar after seeing the inside of your mouth. Don't ever change, OP. You silly, crazy, fat bastard!

>>21747688
For real. Take out a loan and go into debt if you have to but save your teeth as soon as you can.

>>21747688
I was in your boat, anon. My dental coverage's office didn't have a hygienist for a while so I called around. One place I couldn't usually afford offered afternoon cleanings for $82. That's a fucking steal. My teeth feel so clean and smooth now. Best $82 I ever spent.

>>21746757
>>21746791
jesus fuck, talk about your cautionary sights!!!
That's what eating like >>21740344
>>21739492
>>21739104
does to you.
It all adds up now and yet it doesn't. I guess you can't stop. That's frightening.

>>21747708
I don't even understand how you can let things get that bad. How do you see that happening to yourself and not do something about it? It's an incomprehensible level of apathy towards your own life.
If that's what praying to God every day gets you, I'm glad I'm not a religious man.

Cant wait for the eventual 20 minute long youtube videoessay on OP

>>21746791
k h ek
guess god's blessings didn't cover dental care, fukkken REKT

>>21748174
won't happen. 4chan schizos don't get popular enough for that kind of attention, especially on a small board like /ck/. and that might be the saddest part of it all. OP is documenting his self destruction and won't even become a lolcow or an interesting piece of internet lore for it. no, he's doomed to obscurity and to be the laughing stock of the handful of people who don't just scroll past his threads by now. it's a pitiful existence.

He could always go bonkers and do a shooting spree or something. Then we'd be blamed for internet bullying until they took a closer look and realized we were trying to save him from himself. But he'll probably just keep sabotaging his attempts at weight loss and pretending he doesn't know any better.
It's like watching a degenerate gambler keep losing. Instead of one more spin or one more hand it's two more pints of ice cream and six mason jars of cereal to chase. Hard fucking core considering the dental situation.
40 lbs in 40 days.
I'm starting to suspect there's some bulimia going on. Maybe he's horked up some of his massive cheats. That could explain some of the severe tooth decay. Of course he'd not have gained so much if that was a regular thing. Each clue just raises more questions. What a mysterious dude. I wonder why he's on disability.

>>21747639
God bless

>>21748414
thank you for the blessing, you too

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>>21747178

Damn, was really into these threads up till the teeth posts, now these just look really sad in hindsight.
It's one thing to pig out like a fat fuck, it's another thing to have gorilla munch meth mouth.

No more blessings on my end, grow up OP

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>>21746757
>>21746791
I understand getting one or two shitty molars in the back of your mouth, but how do you let a whole row of teeth turn into that

I guess I'd be drinking soup and cereal too if my what was left of teeth was somehow see-through, I didn't even know teeth could do that.

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>>21746804
Here's some raw milk for your cereal OP.
It might be a little chunky, but it's healthier

>>21749649
god bless

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chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic zucchini broccoli and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt white pepper dillweed cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. God bless

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>>21746791
fake

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>>21746757
this one too

>>21749779
>>21749793
>>21749795
Go fuck yourself, godboy. You're an incel pile of shit. There's no such thing as "a broth of pickling salt".
Kill Yourself.

You said your teeth were rotten and falling out. Just show us your teeth and we'll believe those pics aren't yours. They match your filenames anyway. So either those are your teeth or you will provide photos with timestamp to prove yours are differently rotted.

But as usual you simply won't respond at all if you aren't blessed, or even if you are and you don't like the "tone" of it.
Ball is in your court, OP. Let's see what's left of your chompers if the pics really aren't you.
[there is no] god bless, faggot

damage is done. no one reads the retraction.
people have walked away forever

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>>21749779
Back to starving yourself, eh?

How's that been working out for you? You might as well just be fat. You're never going to have a woman or friends or a job anyway.
Break out the bags of "healthy, organic" cereal and get to mushing and mashing and freezing and gorging. Order a couple pizzas. Drink some ice cream mixed with ice cream cones and cereal.