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culinary abortion thread
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bar-s hot dogs are the worst thing you can buy in any grocery store.

i'm white trash, and i don't turn my nose up at cheap processed meat. i regularly eat spam and vienna sausages.

but bar-s is too much, even for me. can't handle that rancid, putrid flavor and texture.
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>>9509381
They are strangely soft for hot dogs. It's more like eating potted meat than a hot dog.
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>>9509381
How did this ever become a pasta?
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>>9508593
>servings per container 12
what the fuck? A bottle of syrup lasts me forever and I eat french toast often.
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>>9509402
>He doesn't eat 210 extra calories on his pancakes
LMAO
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>>9509381
>spam and vienna sausages.
those are good though
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>>9509402
>eating according to serving size
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I still don't know what this shit is supposed to be.
Is it just soybean oil and milk?
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>>9508593
*severe squinting intensifies*
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>>9509560
õ3õ
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How?
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>>9509560
I thought it was milk + sweet buttermilk, but I looked up the ingredients and it's skim milk with a splash of cream... so it's basically just whole milk with some thickeners?
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>>9509560
>>9509631
carageenan wax or whatever that stuff is
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>Butter
>Contains no butter
This is illegal, surely?
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>>9510144
It's pancake syrup with butter flavoring
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>>9509902
That's just black-people-at-Wal-Mart product. It's what you buy when you're extremely poor, extremely stupid, and have five kids, no dad, and an EBT card.
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>>9510258
why not just buy water
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>>9510302
if you got that way, you can just drink from the tap.
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>>9510247
veganism is a mental disorder, cheese is ethical
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>>9509902
>GLYCEROL ESTER OF WOOD ROSIN
I assume the oil and some of the other weird shit is to create an emulsification to give it some substantive texture, but is that also the point of this shit?
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>>9510302
Water? You mean like from the toilet?
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>>9510462
Can you imagine going though all this trouble to eat pretend animal products?
Veganism is a mental illness.
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>>9510462
so much effort holy shit.
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>>9510462
Does look rather tasty, but you'd need to be absolutely filthy rich to have servants make it for you. Or completely fucked up in the head to make it yourself.
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>>9510462
Avocado always falls apart and/or too mushy when I try to open it.
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>>9510608
Strawman, most vegans won't want to make something that looks like an animal product for various reasons.
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>>9508593
I'd rather use this than have a heart attack
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>>9510330
that sounds like the colonoscopy prep im drinking rn
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>>9510247
>It Melts!
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>>9510462
>how retarded veganism is, the short film
.. I would like to thank the Academy...
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>>9510675
>colonoscopy
That dirty prep drink keeps me from going
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>>9510315
according to them it is haram to milk a cow even if it is happy and lived in conditions better than 99% of Africans.
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>>9510891
>now melts
ahahahah
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>>9511559
Kopfkäse is good shit, amerifat.
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>>9511587
>only Americans dont like meat engulfed in rubber
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>>9509560
I think this is just a local oddity. I've never seen it outside where I grew up (New England). Boner points if you pronounce it hahf and hahf
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>>9510462
>all this work just to eat fake eggs
But why though?
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>>9512643
They were fed a lie that this is "healthier" for the body.
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>>9510462
I thought eggs werent vegan since its an animal product
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>>9512512
Not ordinary meat, tongues. Also not rubber, gelatin. It's okay tasting.
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>>9509381
Yes. I just got these by accident the other week. They are like awful meat sponges and they make my farts smell exactly like the hotdog.
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>>9509560
Serving size is probably >9000, making every serving have less than 0.4g of fat, meaning they can just round it down to 0 and claim its fat free.

Pic related, fat-free canola oil.
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>>9509902
You know this product is totally utter shit when caramel is not even spelled correctly.
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>>9510667
Have you tried becoming an educated buyer?
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>>9509381
>25cents for a pack of dogs
That's fucking disgusting. I wouldn't trust those enough to feed them to a dog.
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>>9512708
Yeah, but vegans love to pretend to eat animal products.
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>>9512708
It's silken tofu.
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>>9511587

No it isn't.
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>>9512875
You know it's even shittier when you realize it is spelled correctly because carmel color is probably a synthetic version of caramel color.
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>>9512890
I'll admit that I've only handled avocado a few times.
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>>9512868
>1/3 second spray
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>>9512548
Wait, there are people who don't pronounce it like hahf? What the fuck do they say, 'hallf', as in 'I walked down the hall'?
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>>9508593
WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN
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>>9510462
vegans, fuck off and call it what it is
this isn't an egg, don't fucking call something that isn't an egg an egg
its a soy disaster
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>>9510462
I don't see why everyone is getting so assblasted over this. These same people will have no problem eating other egg shaped foods so long as they are not vegan.
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>>9513998
Cadbury isn't marketing this is an egg substitute.
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>>9514406
Well, not yet.
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>butter contains no butter

such is life in America
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>>9510307
not in flint, michigan
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>>9514884
HOLY SHIT.
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>>9511559
that is a very natural and healthy food. kys amerifuck
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>>9514884
>Three times the suggested daily saturated fats IN ONE SERVING
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>>9508593
how are you supposed to grease a pan with this? It's all sugar and protein that caramelize and burn over heat.
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>>9512868
>fat free
>ingredient : canola oil
It's one of those "we are allowed to not show the decimals so we reduce the serving until everything is 0" trick, right?
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>>9513876
Talking about New England. Pretty sure anon meant "hoff and hoff"
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>>9515010
Its maple syrup you retard.
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>>9515255
It took me this far into the thread to find out what "butter flavored butter" is and now it's somehow syrup? I thought Publix was better than this. And it's not even maple syrup, it's maple flavored syrup.
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>>9515020
Yes
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>>9510247
>It Melts!
My fucking sides!
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>>9509560
How the fuck did none of you know it's just cream and milk you fucking retards?
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>>9512548
haffnaff, in bahstin
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>>9510462
If I saw someone do this in real life I would beat the shit out of them. If they happened to accidentally die from the beating, I would kill myself.
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>>9514884
>285% saturated fat
Holy fucking balls
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>>9515492
>fat-free
did you miss that part, chief?
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>>9514884
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
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>>9508593
Hey, I made that image. It said originally
Butter
Flavored Syrup
Contains no butter

I made this stupid shit years ago and you people are unironically arguing over the contents now? What the fuck /ck/

>>9515388
it's butter flavored syrup bud
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>>9515518
>it's butter flavored syrup bud
Apparently you forgot to 'shop the ingredients list. It clearly includes maple flavoring.
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>>9514884
LOOK AT THAT SUGAR! There is a reason they conveniently left out the percentage number.
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>>9515518
Artificial maple flavor is in the ingredients
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>>9515522
I didn't shop the ingredients list on purpose, if anyone wanted to actually see what it was, it's right there. The syrup is maple, but it has an artificial butter flavor. How is this hard to grasp?
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>>9510888
It's not inherently unethical to milk a cow, but the dairy industry is extremely unethical.

And what do you think happens to the male cows?
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>>9515526
It also says natural butter flavor, before the artificial maple flavor ingredients listing
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how poor and lazy do you have to be?
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>>9514884
The best part is that it's a milkshake that contains ~25% of your RDA of fiber and sodium. More than an entire stalk of cooked and liberally salted broccoli
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>>9515531
>It also says natural butter flavor
Yes, and? Nobody is denying it's butter flavored. The point is that it's not butter alone. It's obviously maple and butter. In fact, maple is the dominant point behind the product. If you wanted butter only then why are you buying syrup in the first place? Just use butter.
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>>9515525
It's 187% of your daily intake if you are a male and 100% if you are female.
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>>9515536
I have no idea where people even got that it was only butter, you can see that it's syrup. The former posts imply that you weren't understanding that it is syrup
>>9515518
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>>9515545
meant to quote >>9515388
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>>9515532
do Americans really eat this
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>>9510462
This reminds me of people who say fur is ugly, then wear fake fur.
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>>9510330
You're thinking of wood pulp?
Esters are thin liquids at room temp. They're usually strongly scented, so it's probably more for taste/smell.
Wood rosin is used to make fake vanilla too.
Although it's cool we can synthesise the pureat structures of vanillin and other stuff, sometimes the impurities that nature adds to a vanilla bean just makes the real stuff so much better.
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>>9515528
please stick to the topic. I did not mention industries, we agree that these are horrible. I am talking about local farmers.
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>>9514884
>>9515525
>>9515540
since the recommended amount is usually lower than 50g of sugar we are talking about at least 561% RDA
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>>9515566
That's not the point.
Most vegans are gonna be hipsters in the city with limited access to local happily farmed cow juice. In their vinicity, all they have to buy is unethical milk.
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>>9515553
I think its a Midwest regional item, and or or some other wacky foriegn country. Mcdonalds (and by extension most other fast food chains) use the midwest as a sort of testing ground, which is how you get stuff like the Mcgangbang, and the Mcshitstorm, they sued to be called by offical names, and were really just EXTRA THICC shakes or burgers with crazy shit in them, but it was decided that there wasnt enough demand so they didn't bother adding it to the Mclineup
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>>9515553
>love ko 'to
Philippines dumbass
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>>9515596
No that is the point, the vegans you are talking about won't buy milk even if it was 100% ethical.
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>>9509381
They make decent pickled hot dogs.

>$0.25

I live in Califailnia and those things are at least a dollar.
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>>9510891
No it doesn't. I accidentally bought a bag from the dollar store once.
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>>9509902
woah, this product is so fucking post-modern
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>>9510891
this kind of 'cheese' might be an abomination but at least still says 'cheese product', that thing doesn't even have cheese written anywhere on the package
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>>9516100
There's a minimum amount of cheese ingredients you need in order to still be able to call it "cheese". Kraft is garbage but it has real cheese, that "shreds" stuff is just pure oil and fats congealed together.
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>>9516100
Yeah sometimes this stuff is more painfully obvious. I was in the store the other day and was wondering what the difference between these two products were, then I noticed the lack of the word "cheese"
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>>9516129
i don't even know what that shit is
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>>9509902
>>9510247
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>>9515532
fucking kek, my sides
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>no walden farms
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>>9516268
You can't just put "Natural Roasted Peanut Flavor" as an ingredient. Explain yourselves bitch.
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>>9516268
>peanut flavor
>0 nutrients
so you shit the same thing that you eat?
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>>9516175
>>9516132
>>9516129
>>9516100
My dad is obsessed with cheese like sandwich slices. about once every 2-3 months hell start saying how he wants some, buy a packet, eat one slice then complain the rest of the day about how awful it tastes.

Im guessing its some nostalgia thing.
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>>9516175
>imitation food
At least it's honest
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>>9516268
>Ingredients: vegetable fiber (2nd item even)
>Nutrition: 0% fiber
wat.
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>>9516272
Sure you can. And you don't explain it in more detail because you don't want to clue your competitors in to what you're doing.
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>>9516287
pretty pickles!!!!!!
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>>9516287
I've reported you to the FBI.
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well i can't decide. pumpkin pie our apple pie our saulsberry steak. our burgers our beans our pineapple our rice our fishsticks our tuna our icecream.
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>>9516340
>our

As for everything said, are you drunk?
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>>9512548
How poor are you? Are you like a Charlie that's never left Boston? Half and half is everywhere even in those shitty flyover trucker diners. I've only not been able to get half and half somewhere when they run out. Fuck you're worthless
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>>9516355
yeag your right. snack down on these three bags of sinkers and resses cups.
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>>9515517
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGMENT CALL
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>>9511559
This looks far superior to anything Oscar-Meyer makes. Simple and wholesome, would eat.
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>>9510462
>oh that looks pretty tas-
>wait what the fuck is half this stuff
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This just makes me sad.
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>>9508593
>>9515518
>Hey, I made that image. It said originally
>Butter
>Flavored Syrup
>Contains no butter

Fuck me man, thank you for posting this. I was going in circles trying to understand how something could be X flavoured butter, but contain no butter.
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>>9511587
what is this called??
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>>9512643
Novelty food for when you have your twat vegan friends round for brunch
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>>9515020
It's actually calories fewer than 5.
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=101.60
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>>9516608
Kase is cheese in German, Kopf... head? Dunno where the name comes from.
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>>9510462
Yeast is not vegan.
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>>9516647
https://www.peta.org/living/food/nutritional-yeast-only-sounds-gross/

Wrong
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>>9514973
>very natural
>very healthy

you stopped before taste.
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>>9514973
>very natural and healthy food

It's neither of those things you idiot. Were you taught in the 1950's?
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>>9515505
You wanna get big you gotta eat big C'MON
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>>9516636
meatcheese
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>>9515797
This is an idea that makes everyone unironically wish they lived in a society where this was a common practice.
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>>9510330
it's a replacement for brominated vegetable oil, and the purpose is to prevent the juice from emulsifying while in distribution
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>>9516122
"real cheese" is also just fats congealed together.
At this point it doesn't even matter if there is some trace of "real" cheese in there
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>>9516636
It's headcheese.
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>>9509560
>Amerifucks too goddamn stupid and slovenly to know what half and half is
>first instinct is to assume that it's 50% milk and 50% soy oil

Never change, guys, never change.
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>>9516268

>Trace calories

Mankind has so far...
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>>9516272

that literally means that the flavour was derived from roasted peanuts. more info = competitor steals your product idea.
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>>9509560
The site has an ingredients list. I'm not sure if corn syrup is preferable to soybean oil:
>Ingredients: Skim Milk, Corn Syrup, Cream*, [...] Carrageenan, [...]
>* Adds a trivial amount of fat

>>9512868
>Serving size is probably >9000, making every serving have less than 0.4g of fat
That's exactly right.
>Serving size: 2 tsbp. (30ml)

>>9516857
Moshe, no! This diversion is too obvious. Change tactics.

>>9516555
It's certified kosher, too. You get to pay the orthodox tax, and you get to pay the orthodox tax! Everybody gets to pay the tax!
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>>9512898
that would be cannibalism
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>>9516175
>Imitation pasteurised process cheese food

Fuck me I really am glad I'm not an Amerifat sometimes, that is just too much.
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>>9517639
It's not like it's all we can get. It's just what the poor people get.
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>>9517639
All that means is they took cheese, milk, and an emulsifying salt and mixed it together. I'm not sure why people are so scared of things that take more than a second to read.
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>>9509381
There was a time in my life where i ate those for two meals a day because i was so broke.
I still have nightmares about it.
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>>9517802
Is that artichoke dip from Sam's Club?
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>>9517859
Yeah, but its from meijer. Top notch stuff.
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>>9516100
Imagine how much lobbying and political power it took for Kraft to get their food upgraded to "cheese product".
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>>9518055
at one point kraft was owned by phillip morris. imagine the amounts of money they had.
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>>9517142
doesnt the little k just mean theres no meat in it
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>>9516555
This sounded good when I saw it in the store but had a serious case of breyer's remorse when I tried it.
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>>9516555
Why does Breyer's have a wet leaf in their logo?
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>>9518802
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This thread is depressing as fuck. When did everything go so wrong?
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>>9510757
underrated
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>>9509902
>contains no fruit juice
>contains concentrated orange juice
nani?
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>>9516276
lmao
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>>9516175
>Imitation process cheese food
>American flavor
So that's what they taste like!
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>>9516287
Fuck off.
Kool Pickles are the shit.
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>>9509902
>contaims no fruit juice
>concentrated orange juice
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>>9517802
Livin lavish
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>>9515525
Did he died?
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>>9510462
>this is "healthier" than natural food.
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>>9520560
Looks like a licker.
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>>9510307
>drinking fluoride
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>>9514884
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>9515532
thats a Filipino thing. I think, they serve it, because their biggest competitor in the country serves it too.
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>>9516555
I don't get it. Cookie dough ice cream is pretty common. It sounds pretty good.
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>>9516652
>Eating literal living organisms
>Vegan
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>>9520968
it's not living.
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>>9520968
yeast is not an animal
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>>9514884
that protein though
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I'm going to 7-11 right now, what should I get?
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>>9514884
no fucking way
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>>9520271
Is that ice cream?
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>>9510462
I would try it if someone made it for me. I eat eggs so it just seems like to much work for something that I can easily make myself.
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>>9509381
When your Mustard and Rolls cost MORE Than your hot dogs you're in Bar-S country.
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>>9521020
out
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>>9521020
The johnsonville pepper sausage is actually pretty good.
Probably pretty horrible for you, but it surprised me for a convenience store sausage
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>>9511587
No, it's disgusting, Großmütterchen
noone eats this trash anymore
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>>9510462
I'm so glad I haven't fallen into the cult that is veganism
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>>9510673
>a bit of butter is gonna cause a heart attack
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>>9510462
If vegans hate eggs because its unethical, why don't they just have a couple chickens or ducks that they treat as well as any pet and only eat the eggs they happen to lay? How is that unethical?
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>>9516287
>Come to the garage Morty...
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>>9521479
because most of them live in cities like dumb poorfags and the lack of fat and protein makes them dimwitted
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>>9521479
Because you are still taking advantage of the animal.
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>>9522014
You know if I was a woman and somebody ate my period blood every month, I'd be happy to give it to them, not letting it go to waste.

I'd be weirded out, but I'd let them eat it, why not?
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>>9518847
It looks like mint.
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>>9522071
If you were a woman you wouldn't have common sense. You would post "ewww!!!" and "so gross >_<" on every social media channel you're on and tell everyone of your girlfriends about "that creepy weirdo"
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>>9514884
To put this in context, drinking that is the rough equivalent of eating 2 whole pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough, 11 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, or 8 1/2 Big Macs. What kind of black magic allows you to cram that many calories in a 2-pint cup?
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>>9522014
The chicken would keep laying eggs whether I eat them or not, retard. Would it be better to throw them in the trash?
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>>9514884
Holy shit I eat that much sugar in two weeks
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>>9522014
How so? Chicken eggs are completely unfertilised when there's no rooster around, they lay them anywhere they please with no shits given, and they even eat them themselves when they need the nutrition. Where's the cruelty in this situation?
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>>9517989
You from ohio?
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>>9522107
>equivalent of eating 2 whole pints of Ben and Jerry's
>What kind of black magic allows you to cram that many calories in a 2-pint cup?
I'm stumped
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>>9522159
Damn, that was stupid of me. Regardless, the point still stands that digging into two pints of ice cream would definitely be less easy to accomplish than sipping down a milkshake.
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>>9522215
Liquid calories are largely to blame for our obesity problem. I know a few girls at work who will drink two of these a day without even thinking about it. I mean that's almost half of the calories I consume an entire day that they just take in idly with zero thought.
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>>9514884
>2210
Heh
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>>9522222
First of all, check those quints. I agree with the danger of high-calorie drinks, because they trick people who don't want to get stuffed with greasy, rich food yet want a satisfying treat, thus downing cups of sugar and airy whipped cream and sabotaging all their hard work. You can't have your sugar allowance and not eat it too.
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>>9509902
Piss jugs
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>>9515525
There's never a percentage for sugar, I think because you don't need it in your diet so there's no point in recommending how much you have.
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>>9521056
>it just seems like to much work for something that I can easily make myself
If you eat eggs then how is it not more work for someone you know?
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>>9520942
Chips Ahoy! is legit one of the worst things i've ever tried.
I'd have to imagine that this product would be as bad as eating Chips Ahoy! on their own.

>>9510247
>It Melts!
As opposed to what?
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>>9509381
I used to like those when I was a kid... Hmmm. Really makes me think.
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>>9512898
Cool.
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>>9520942
>Ice cream
check again
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>>9508593
Tillmans Toasty

meat like material you put in your toaster
stinks enought to make your whole house smell like old deepfryer oil and sweat in just 5 minutes.

theire slogan is "dont call it Schnitzel" that couldnt be more true.
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>>9510302
You mean mix water and sugar yourself?
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>>9522236
>blocks your arteries
Nothin' personnel ,fatso.
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>>9523174
the chicken variety is actually pretty good
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>>9522236
Holy shit, you could eat four double whoppers instead.
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>>9522014
vegans are pretty much retarded. half of our oxygen comes from plankton, so stop breathing any time
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>>9520968
Literally everything is a "living organism" on some level. This is something that I find weird about vegans. Often the same people who go on about how wrong it is to eat a sentient creature are the same people who will hold up studies about plants and trees can have emotions and communicate--so then why the fuck is it OK for you to eat them?
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>>9519526
Nah. He's just chilling.
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>>9519526
He's just waiting for spring
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>>9524032
>that pic
wait, that's not the kind of texture peanut butter has...
what is this?
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>>9524032
>>9524043
oh shit it's one of those calorie free abominations
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>>9524032
>calorie free
WHAT IS IT
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>>9515255

Huh, you're right.

When I glanced at OP's image I thought it was in the shape of a packaged ham, and was left wondering what new affront to god we had wrought.
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>>9511559
go away
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>>9516647
Where did this retarded meme came from? I have vegans as much as anyone else, but some anti-vegans have the most moronic arguments.
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>>9515255
It's maple-flavoured syrup, dumbass. Maple syrup isn't made from corn.
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>>9524084
Undigestable fiber material so you just shit the entire thing out.
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>>9524264
Are you saying maple syrup isn't maple-flavoured?
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>>9509381
Those are meant to be used as fish bait.
Have you sick fucks actually been eating them???
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>>9524477
No, the maple flavour is an inherent property of the maple sap from which the syrup is made.
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>>9524488
i think fish wouldn't even bother with those
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>>9524509
But maple flavour is also an inherent properly of maple-flavoured syrup.
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>>9524567
>Log Cabin Syrup ingredients: Corn Syrup, Liquid Sugar (Natural Sugar, Water), Water, Salt, Natural and Artificial Flavor (Lactic Acid), Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Sorbic Acid), Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid.

Nah, that's probably the flavor of corn syrup, lactic acid and sodium hexametaphosphate combined. And it tastes nothing like maple syrup.
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>>9511559
We have something like this in Lithuania it's called ''šaltiena'' pretty much impossible to translate to english. My best translation would be meat jelly.
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>>9509381
>I'm white trash
You should be proud that you are white, I would kill to be you
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>>9510462
This is like watching an egg get a sex change operation. So much time and effort wasted on an affront to nature
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>>9522014
>this is the vegan argument, okay fair enough
>yet most of them still own pets
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>>9524662

tai kad čia vien liežuviai su želė
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>>9510667
SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES
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>>9524686
>nature
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>>9524700
Tas pats principas. Mėsa žėlėj
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>>9509402
To be fair 60ml is about 1.5 shot glasses.
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>>9511559
This is basically a "pure and wholesome" hot dog. Its just parts of a cow head in gelatin.

A hot dog is the same thing only blended with added artificial flavors starches, sugars and colors.
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>>9523214
The only whopper I ever had what a Quad Whopper. The only reason I ordered it was to prove a point.

It was pretty good for a burger from a fast food chain. I ate it since i hate wasting food.
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>>9525048
>pure and wholesome
>shaved off pieces of face suspended in liquified bone
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>>9525093
Kind sir, please tell me what kind of punctuation mark you use to indicate the sarcastic use of a phrase.

It is as pure and wholesome as all the ingredients that go in those fad diets. It comes straight from a cow with next to no processing and no added ingredients except a little salt.
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>>9509902
same thing
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Is it bad I expected this to be a spaghetti burger hybrid?
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>>9514884
SHALL
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>>9512863
>"by accident"

It's okay to admit you're poor, honey :^)
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>>9512863
Nah famalam at that price I'd have just thrown them out
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>>9513998
/ck/ has a crippling contrarian need to lambast anything related to veganism
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>>9524032
How the fuck is this even remotely possible?
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>>9525338
Being mostly water and labeling regulations.
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>>9525150
Not at all.
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>>9509381
I like bar s. Fight me
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>>9510462
Vegans are almost as bad as Antifa. almost.
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>>9525813
No way. I've lived in Québec my entire life and I've never seen a Couche-Tard do this.
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>>9525843
Bar S is Mexican
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>>9525931
It's real.

http://nationalpost.com/appetizer/quebec-store-chain-couche-tard-introduces-pizza-and-spaghetti-flavoured-slushees-suggests-you-mix-them-together
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>>9526615
fuckin' franks I swear
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>>9526615
>slushies
i thought they were cheese and sauce dispensers
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>>9516823
it's actually better for you than brominated vegetable oil, bromine tears apart your nerve endings and in massive amounts can cause paralysis.
>a guy drank two 2liters of mountian dew a day for a decade and now he can't feel his legs
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>>9528307
Are you sure that's not from diabetes from the massive amounts of sugar? A 2L of Mountain Dew is like 6 times the maximum amount of sugar someone should be having in a day, and that's day after day for 10 years.
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>>9520800
holy shit you're not wrong
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>>9516391
godspeed buddy
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>>9511559
Is it tongue? Looks good
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>>9528402
Knew this shit was coming
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>>9516608
Tlačenka
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>>9509381
>25 fucking cents for a pack of hot dogs + packaging + shipping etc
that is sketchy as fuck. how long do these abominations keep for?
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>>9529422
cheap hotdogs leave a horrible after taste which lasts for the whole day and even continuous until the next day.
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>>9513998
creme eggs are not trying to imitate real eggs you fucking retard
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>>9526615
I tried that slushlie and it was just a bamboozle. Tasted like strawberry and banana.
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>>9529422
They probably keep forever since they're loaded with preservatives. I ate them when I was a poorfag university student but they tasted like a dogs ass after they just took a shit. The smell after you cook them is atrocious and lingers in the air. If I were having a girl over and I ate them the day before I'd have to air out the apt. even if it was freezing cold in winter.
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>>9510891
Jesus, what marketing person thought it was a good idea to imply that it formerly did not melt?
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>>9515525
>>9519526
>not preserving your foxmeat in a solid block of ice
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>>9518802

>breyer's remorse

I laughed at this
A LOT
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>>9529747
One that got paid out of desperation.
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>>9518802
>breyer's remorse
fucking lol
you deserve this (you), anon
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why didn't you post the full picture
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>>9525903
>people who do something against animal cruelty are almost as bad as those who oppose fascism

really makes you think
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>>9530149
>oppose fascism
>antifa
Pick one you Soros cum-rag.
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>>9530154
Not him but AntiFa is more unironic Orwellianism than Fascism
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>>9530160
Using acts of violence to ensure that your narrow political views are the only ones that are ever heard. Call it what the fuck it is, facism. Those cunts belong up against a wall.
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>>9510757
>>9515471
>>9522491
You laugh, but most vegan cheeses do not melt well.
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>>9530174
More of (domestic) terrorism
And I'm going to dig through my /ck/ folder to keep this post from being TOO off topic, but...
Fascism, let's start with the economic policy: Basically, a business can't exist unless it has an overall good impact on the community
In other words: no sweatshops, no money laundering schemes, no "let's create a monopoly on x and then have up the prices", etc.
Really just capitalism but where the government is allowed to get rid of the hand full of genuinely bad businesses that are "technically legal"
It has a similar role in culture, where it will get rid of degeneracy or other harmful material, like: thug culture, inflation porn, any kind of unironic "freebleeding"-tier shit
It's really more of a blacklist kind of thing than a whitelist
But capitalism generally does better compared to the amount of effort needed to maintain it
AntiFa is all "YOU'RE WITH US OR AGAINST US IF I SAY YOU'RE A NAZI I'M A NAZI LET'S BREAK INTO STARBUCKS"
That kind of mindset is more of a whitelist
Basically, "we allow everything *except*..." Vs "we allow nothing *except*..."
Though what the schools teach Fascism is definitely resembles AntiFa, so I'll give you that

Anyways, would you rather eat this or a fast food place with the sanitary standards of Olive Garden?
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>>9510891
>now melts!
w-what did it do before
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>>9530219
why is the name olive garden frequently invoked in discussions about restaurant sanitation?
is it anything particular they did or what?
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>>9530174
Punching a Nazi in the face is what our fathers called patriotism.

Why do you hate freedom? And soldiers?
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>>9530219
Thank goodness that you are here to finally label, classify, identify , and clarify what ANTIFA is.

Lemme guess who you supported in he last election....

surekid.jpg
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>>9530244
threatening to bomb a parade because the cucked as shit portland republican party was going to have a float is not patriotism and my father would never once be caught defending it. Antifa are scum this is fact.
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>>9530237
I didn't know I was the only one that hated it for that
It's because the ones I've went to, and I guess all the other ones everyone else has went to, usually have a few flies, a decoration or two is rusty/dirty, something like that
The food, otherwise, is alright I guess
>>9530244
But then we took in Nazis to make us rockets n shit, meanwhile it's still illegal for communists to be in US govt.
Plus Nazism is inheritly patriotic to its host country, just not necessarily said country's current government
...Wait, when did this thread turn to politics from food
Can we all just agree that regardless of who we are, we ALL hate centrists?
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>>9530264
citation needed.

What about the white supremacists? How do you feel about them? Are they "FINE PEOPLE"?

Maybe your father is a racist too. Like you.
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>>9530280
>>9530220
See >>9529747
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>>9530264
No they didn't.

And using a word like 'cucked' shows us all who you are. Get the fuck back to /pol/ with your bullshit.
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>>9530268
>Can we all just agree that regardless of who we are, we ALL hate centrists?
yes. centrists are faggots.
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>>9530289
"cucked" is a common term on all boards. it was a thing even before we were under the rule of the gook. fuck off back to rebbit if it bothers you
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>>9530289
>>9530282
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/27/portland-rose-parade-canceled-after-antifascists-threaten-gop-marchers/
Oh my bad they threatened to assault people for their politics resulting in portland scuttling the whole event, yea that's not facism at all my bad. As long as your political opponents' hearts are still beating you're not a facist at all.

>moving goal posts
>g-go back to /pol/!
pedestrian and boring, try harder next time.
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>>9530302
let me guess, you watch anime too? kys
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>>9530302
And the final piece: GO BACK TO PLEBBIT!!!!!

You were wrong abut the bomb threat, maybe you are wrong about everything. No, cuck came into vogue during this last election cycle, probably by you and the rest of the White Power losers on /pol/.

On April 6th, 2017, The Daily Beast[7] reported that anonymous sources in the Trump administration claimed Trump’s chief strategist Steve Bannon called Trump’s senior advisor and son-in-law Jared Kushner a “cuck” and “globalist” during a White House feud. That day, Twitter posted a Moments[8] page titled “Infighting between Kushner and Bannon has devolved into ‘alt-right’ name-calling.” Meanwhile, Redditor themessias1001 submitted The Daily Beast article to /r/politics,[9] where it received more than 5,500 votes (95% upvoted) and 1,200 comments within four hours

Facts are phun!
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>>9508593

Are there seriously people buying butter-flavored syrup instead of just putting butter and syrup on their fucking pancakes
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>>9530355
>You were wrong abut the bomb threat,
>he thinks he's talking to one anon

>he still hasn't addressed why a threat of violence is justified
>b-but it wasn't a bomb!

Child.
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>>9530367
B-b-but I said they were going bomb a parade! I was wrong and I don't have ANYTHING!!!

Still hasn't addressed why ANTIFA is active in the Untied States of AmeriKKKa.

surekid.jpg
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>>9530355
>No, cuck came into vogue during this last election cycle, probably by you and the rest of the White Power losers on /pol/.
nah not even close, furthest back I can remember it being used was when m**t's asian stalker gf was taking the BBC and he was ridiculed for it. Theres screencaps of what happened but someone else can go post them.
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>>9530391
nevermind I just googled it.
2014. way before "muh election'

stay btfo
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>>9530389
>I don't have ANYTHING!!!
Except for the fucking threat of violence that was apparently so credible that the city shut down the parade. Justify it you stupid fucking cunt go ahead and try. You can't, it's authoritarianism and it's fucking trash and if every collegiate crybaby posting airsoft pics on their facebook profile in between DNC suck-sessions drowned tomorrow I would orgasm continuously for the next fifteen years.
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>>9530409
He mad.

Who DID you vote for snowflake?

Your opinion goes in the trash. Along with the rest of your redneck, inbred, racist asshole Drumpf gargling faggot morons.

ANTIFA is now a necessary evil because you edgelords are too 'cucked' to stand up to the true evil in this country.

And I'm not talking about butter flavored syrup. People buy that shit because they can't afford butter and real maple syrup.
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>>9530432
go after the kikes then and we wont have a problem. Your group of moronic degenerates attack common fuckheads and die in warehouse fires. You're fucking useless.
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>>9530432
I voted third party, not that that statement matters to you, you're so deep in your echo chamber at this point that anyone who disagrees with you gets the
>WAHH WAHH MUH DRUMPFODFO!!!!
treatment so don't even pretend like that was ever a question for you.

>ANTIFA is now a necessary evil because you edgelords are too 'cucked' to stand up to the true evil in this country.
You mean the media right? The thing that constantly wipes clean the asses of antifa twinks because they are 100% bought out by the liberal elite who care not one fucking thing for average Americans, minorities, or any other cause celebre that you're virtue signaling on social media about today. Because from here it looks like those two groups are best buds.
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>>9530440
Seriously, you are embarrassing yourself. You're the kind of coward who mouths the word 'nigger' whenever she drives by some black guys, but you have your windows up. You are an idiot and a coward. Back to /pol/.

I support violence against other violent factions. If the alt right hadn't been so emboldened by the ass being elected we wouldn't need them. But we do need them. More than ever.
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>>9530455
> liberal elite
> I voted third part

Surekid.jpg
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>>9530461
im going to just take the jump to the conclusion that this is bait and to stop replying. In the slim off-chance that it isn't and someone is being dumb on 4chan (unthinkable), please do yourself and everyone else a favor and get your head checked for retardation or otherwise.
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>>9520942
Breyers makes "frozen dairy desserts".
They are milk and stabilizers.
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>>9530375
"unreal" is an extremely fitting term
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>>9528402
What is stopping these retards from just making their own? It's just fucking sauce
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>>9530461
>But we do need them. More than ever.
>we need a group of violent college kids willing to assault people to please their handlers because the Nixonian corruption of one of the worst presidents in decades was handily refuted by the election of his exact complement, spearheaded largely by vast swaths of Americans the media tried to pretend didn't exist, as evidenced by their pre-election """"polls""""".
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>>9530612
without namedropping, a popular youtube cooking show claims to have found a nearly identical copy of the recipe.
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>>9530612
Because it's part of a promotional event based off an EPIC plotline of a HILARIOUS episode of Rick and Morty. It's more about its affiliation to the cartoon than the sauce itself.
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>>9530535
Product of Italy?
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>>9530375
I would not try neither that nor their "steak", but the store has improved in their selections. I don't remember so many brand names back then in stock as I do now.
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>>9514884
SOMEONE GET /O/, I THINK WE KNOW HOW TO POWER CARS NOW.
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>>9523404
has it been 4 years already holy shit
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>>9530078
kek




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