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Anybody else watching this shitstorm? Has anybody actually tried it? Seems like it was just a poorly thought iut promotion. The sauce probably sucks but normies are reeeing out so hard right now. People are already shelling out hundreds of dollars for a packet and McDonald's is just going to re-release it in a month as an apology anyway.
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>>9521116
>McDonald's is just going to re-release it in a month as an apology anyway.
Ebayfags BTFO
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>caring about some fast food sauce for some reason
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>>9521116
yeah, there's no way it won't eventually have a second run that's more substantial. there's too much easy money there.
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>>9521116
You do realize they intentionally understocked in order to raise demand and build hype, right?
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>>9521141
Classic corporate maneuvering.
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>>9521141
They grossly understocked and left a lot of people pissed off. Most 'select' locations either hoarded it, never have it, or gave it away before the event time. This is probably the worst thing that could happen to them since supersize me came out. Not the best strategy.
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>>9521116
Multiverse confirmed
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>>9521141
I wouldn't be surprised they just didn't think it would be this big of a deal. I work with a lot of these wealthy CEO types and I don't think you understand just how out of touch these people are with today's youth/culture.
These are people who are literally shocked at why people think Hillary wasn't a good candidate.
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>>9521156
People are pissed now, but as soon as McDonald's does a wider release of the sauce, they'll forget about it and praise their corporate overlords properly. I also think McDonald's underestimated the sheer power of autists and really had no clue that this many people would care that fucking much about generic vaguely "Asian" sauce.
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>>9521165
Hillary was a great candidate you literal cuckold. Enjoy the Cheeto Benito getting nothing done for 4 (four) years
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>>9521165
They probably didn't expect that many basement dwellers to brave the outdoors at 2 in the afternoon.
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>>9521195
Also in response to >>9521168
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>>9521195
The protest at their HQ Monday should be amazing. What about those poor basements???
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>>9521174
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I know all anyone cares about is the meme sauce, but some of the other posters are neat.
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>>9521174
eight years.
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>>9521141
how come whenever a company fucks up there's always some retard who says "dude that was the point, to make everyone mad! free publicity xD"

If they had stocked a reasonable amount, they'd still be getting plenty of publicity. If making people mad was the point, they would also criminally understock other items like the McRib.
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>>9521116
>Don't watch Rick and Morty
>Reading thinking this is a tribute to the passing of Ralphie May
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>>9521116
Why such hype over shitty mcdonalds sauce anyway?
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>>9521249
Rick and Morty dude. Most awesome show out there.
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>>9521209
>>9521225
>delusional drumpfcuck actually thinks that the scumsucking dipshit that scammed her is going to do anything good for her
>shes so brainwashed that she samefagged the same meme
cute :3
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>>9521174
Your just as bad as the trump fags
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>>9521249
it's a reddit and memey reference
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>>9521253
dumb centristcuck
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>>9521251
(You)
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>>9521265
(You)
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>>9521253
No your
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNyowu3wdmA

I love the show but I am fully on board with hating the R&M fanbase
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*burp* you really have to have a high IQ to understand the faggot atheist fast food customer *burp*
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>>9521278
I like RLM
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>>9521250
>>9521257
I swear to god rick and morty fags should be gassed, or at least banned/
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>>9521284
Not sure what they have to do with this but I like them too. Hating stuff because of how other people enjoy it is for spergs.
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>>9521209
>>9521225
The only 8 years orangeboi will get is when he gets btfo next election and attempts to have his generals enforce a null and void election declaration because, "fake news and muh 300 people fraudently voted."
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>>9521248
That dickhead named his daughter April June May.

No sympathy
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>>9521262
>everyone has to be on the political spectrum
I prefer to remain apolitical. Fuck you and all your /pol/itics. Let me talk about food and cooking in peace.
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>>9521248
Who the fuck cares about Ralphie May
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>>9521116
Its because scalpers went and got it all to sell on ebay

I wish I was kidding
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>>9521116
was this today or somethine? was just there getting my free shake
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>>9521311
It also doesn't help that people are saying each store that was participating got like 20 packets of sauce. That's almost worse than nothing.
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t. Increasingly nervous man.
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>>9521316
Not all McDonald's were participating and some sold out of the sauce super early.
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>>9521245
This, but those losers who lined up will be back again when it gets re-released, sadly
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>>9521305
being """apolitical""" is a political choice
when we establish an lgbt ethnostate I'll be sure to castrate you first
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>>9521321
dumb "t. Increasingly nervous man." poster
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>>9521208
>The protest at their HQ Monday should be amazing.
Is there a protest actually planned. And it's thanksgiving on Monday dude
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>>9521245
Yeah, McDonald's is not known for this shit unlike say, Nintendo. I think they just simply misunderstood the demand here and once the suits realize they have a gold mine for selling tendies, the sauce will be produced in full force.
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>>9521337
Not in America where the protest would actually be happening.
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Can I just for one day not see a thread related to this shitty cartoon on every single board I browse
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>>9521348
We /b/ now.
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>>9521343
Nintendo doesn't do this intentionally, they're just completely fucking out of touch with their customers.
Do you know what nintendo's response was to their newest product (SNES classic) being so popular they can't keep it stocked on store shelves and all the preorders selling out in seconds and people scalping preorder units months in advance?
You think a sane company would see this as a sign to ramp up production and milk this for as long as possible.
Nintendo literally announced there would be no more shipments after the initial preorder batch.

I don't understand how a publically traded corporation can be managed this way.
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>>9521165
CEOs aren't in charge of any of this so that's irrelevant. Marketing promotions are done by you guessed it, marketing.
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>>9521116
>Thought about going as the one of the only McDicks serving the sauce
>Realize it's McDonalds
>Rick and Morty has become cancer incarnate, mainly due to fanbase; partly to new season.
>Get some Vietnamese instead

No regurts.
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>>9521371
At this point, it's happened so often I don't have any good will for Nintendo left. They're either lethally retarded or doing it intentionally, it's not just being out of touch.
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>>9521130
they don't care about szechuan

they care about a sauce far sweeter and valuable

validation
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How the fuck does mcdonald's supply chain not have enough soy sauce and corn syrup to meet demand?
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Wendy's bring in the shade as always
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Why not just pick up a bottle or jar of the sauce rather than go to a fast food chain that over-sweeten their sauce? Is it only for resale value?
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I had to leave the house because Mom couldn't get the name of the sauce right. She got siracha Mac sauce instead. So I had to leave my room to go get it myself. I haven't left my room in 7 years but for this I was willing to go on the adventure.

I get here and order their new buttermilk chicken tenders and the sauce.

They tell me they don't know what I'm talking about.

I was enraged because I bet those workers pocketed MY sauce to sell on eBay or some crap!

I ask to speak to the manager and she says they never got the sauce. I told her and showed her on their website that it said they would be getting the sauce and I told her did she realize that the sauce could be sold for a lot of money and that maybe one of her employees could have taken it.

She said her employees would never do that. So I said maybe you did.right then and there she called the security guard to escort me out. I said no, I want my sauce that I was promised and that the manager probably stole it all. He insisted I leave and I insisted I stay. I told him I paid for the sauce so I WANT the sauce. He also said they had no sauce and that I'd have to move for other customers. I told him he'd have to make me. (I'm a pretty big guy 6'4 so I doubted he could. ) So he tries to anyways and I knock his ass down and tell him not to touch me. Then some of the McDonald's employees try to yell at me saying " I better get the hellout bro" I give them a big FU and tell them they can try to make me too. So these two guys try to grab me by the arms and push me out. I laugh as they struggle to try to move me. But then one calls me fatass (Can you believe that?) and there's some words exchanged. I get mad and as im about to punch the SOB these little kids start crying telling me to stop and I realize everyone was looking at me. I stood there thinking, then the anxiety came over me, it was so strong. I wanted to be back in my room so badly. So I screamed pickle Rick! And went back.
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>>9521524
I wish I was part of Wendy's marketing team and get paid to be a snarky memelord
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>>9521544
i really hope this is pasta
fucking autistic sperg LOL
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>>9521524
Wendy's is trash, the only thing they can offer is this millennial tier humor on social media.
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>>9521546
>>9521524
I legit hope that Wendy's goes out of its way to make their own version of the sauce and make it freely available for the rest of the year, just to really screw with McDonalds and get a huge boost in their sales.

It seems like such a petty thing to do but it'd just wreck McDonald's publicity, especially if it turns out Wendy's recipe is better.
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>>9521563
ok cuck
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>>9521563
t. mcdonalds
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>>9521566
Wendy's nuggets taste so cheap though.

Mcnuggets are the best nuggets

This also applies to their fries. Wendy's fries are so dry and tasteless.
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>>9521566
I'd prefer Arby's do it. Would make a neat sauce for both the tendies and the roast beef sandwiches.
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>>9521174
>I don't judge people based on their skin color ok
>CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO HAHA HE ORANGE
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>>9521174
>DUDE ORANGE LMAO
Sup John Oliver
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why don't people just make their own sauce
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>retarded sheep let a cartoon influence their entire day based off a joke in a single episode
It ism't even good sauce. I had it years ago. 99 cent off-brand schezuan sauce tastes better tban the shit they were peddling.
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>>9521644
>>9521655
>getting so asshurt you samefag this blatantly
cute :3
why are drumpfcucks such easily triggered snowflakes?
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>>9521551
Faggot.
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>>9521672
>>9521672
because then you can't scalp it to impressionable redditors
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>>9521130
To be fair you have to have a high IQ to appreciate szechuan sauce.
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>>9521544
VERY good post anon
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>>9521563
you are a little baby. watch this.
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>>9521766
>why are drumpfcucks such easily triggered snowflakes?

Because the slow wheels that grind together in their pathetic excuse for a brain have begun to register even to them that they are being bent over and reamed while they were screaming, "give me more, more!"
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>>9521141
is it really worth pissing off customers for that?

its not like they could get away with creating demand and then selling it for a huge markup.
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>>9521766
Also I don't support Trump, I'm just calling you out on you making le orange joke like a parroting dumbass instead of finding other ways to laugh at him, and god knows there are plenty.
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>>9521225
>>9521174
The only thing he's managed to accomplish in a year is a deal with dems and his approval rating is like 40%. What makes people think he's going to get re-elected?
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>>9521880
>approval rating is like 40%
>coming from the same people who told us he only has a 2% chance of winning last year
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>>9521126
What if McDonalds was Ebayfags just hamming it up
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>>9521852
>is it really worth pissing off customers for that?

They don't give a fuck about rick & morty fans.

They'll roll out a proper campaign in 2 months and all the normies will go:
>" damn i gotta get me some of that sauce those nerds were going crazy about"
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>>9521972
>They don't give a fuck about rick & morty fans.
true, but they also seem to have an issue pissing off the people who go to mcdonalds cause they just feel like having mcdonalds.

the lines are just jammed with reddit faggots and the seating is taken up by a bunch of reddit faggot cliques staging their gay assed pictures. this could have been avoided if mcdonalds didnt limit this promotion to a single day.
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>>9521852
rick and morty fans aren't people
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>>9521990
>we inconvenienced regular customers for a single day
>THIS IS A HUGE ISSUE OMG OMG OMG
>hahaha oh wait no it isn't, more people came to the stores today than the regular numbers.

It's not even sort of an issue. They really don't give a fuck.
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>>9521997
whatever you want to call em, they still bog down the outlets that had the promo going.

>>9522004
>rick and morty fans are all cucks who hate bigfoodcorps
>make promo for a single day for a product that could have been sold for weeks happen on a saturday aka the busiest day for any restaurant
>1 day promotion for an item that they are selling at full price anyways
if this was a proper limited item then just do it like all the other items and put it out there for a few weeks
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I'm fucking embarrassed of this generation.
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>>9522004
Of couse they do. It's a corporation. A one day surge in sales that leads to a dramatic drop in sales and credibility a good thing. They fucked up and didn't do that shit on purpose.
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>>9521544
i wish this was real
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>>9521384
After Iwata died Nintendo's new president has been trying hard to make sure Nintendo doesn't lose as much profit anymore in a world where PC gaming is becoming the norm and console tactics are becoming sleazier.

It's a good move, financially, but for all the wrong reasons.
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>>9521957
>f-fake news!
>r-r-rigged polls!
cute :3
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>>9522028
more like all generations currently living.
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>>9522029
You can't make a claim that there will be any dent in their sales or credibility. It's not even tomorrow. You couldn't even make that claim until a year from now when the year over year sales data is available. You wish that's going to happen because this promotion irritates you for some reason.

Yet you don't realize this promotion had nothing to do with the sauce, and everything to do with getting people to try their new chicken finger, which were paired with the sauce in the promotional materials. The chicken fingers which are their quarterly LTO, which is their real money maker, and the goal of the promotion. To get people to try the chicken fingers, like them, and then become repeat customers. This is how they gauge the success of their LTO product and whether to make it a regular menu item.

So yes, they did everything on purpose.
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For some reason, even though I never stood a chance to get the sauce because I'm not American (and probably wouldn't have lined up for it besides) it pisses me off McDonald's would do this.

They pissed off a bunch of people, caused riots, got their stores robbed, put their employees and customers in danger and forced riot police to get involved to disperse the crowds. And then for their Twitter page to downplay it and act like they did nothing wrong just adds to it.
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>>9521174
Hillary Clinton was definitely NOT the better candidate. She was the greater evil by a long shot
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>>9522038
its not that hard to spot a bias. the same media groups telling me the don only had a 2% chance of winning the presidency are the same ones reporting a 40% approval rating after he won? color me surprised!
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>>9522050
nope
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>>9522045
Nobody actually cared about the chicken fingers. They do care about profits and bad publicity. McDonald's is a company that cuts corners to save cents. Alienating an entire customer base was not intentional. I'm not irritated by the promo but I think the backlash is pretty hilarious.
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Who gives a fuck
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>>9522068
Well for sure, I'm not saying they won't catch flack for this. It clearly could have been handled better.

What I find hilarious is anyone who thinks this is going to do any long term harm to McDonalds, but it really, seriously, is not.
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>>9522081
You're right that it won't affect them long term (nobody remembers that doctor dragged off the United Airlines flight anymore for example) but you can't pretend they didn't fuck up the launch of this product by grossly underestimating the demand for the Szechuan sauce, to the point that it triggered riots and forced stores to be closed down. That obviously wasn't intentional.

If it'd been a successful product launch everybody would've been able to try the sauce, discuss it and get over it.
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>>9522068
>Alienating an entire customer base was not intentional

You dont think these faggots won't line up again in a month when they roll out the proper campaign?
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>>9522097
It's pretty remarkable how there were more retweets of the original post revealing the sauce than there were actual sauce packets produced. I don't buy the "they underestimated demand" theory, there's no way they're that retarded. Maybe a few batches of the sauce got fucked up somehow, so they had to make do with what they had.
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>>9522081
Not anything substantially long term, no, but if they don't address the issue and give people the validation they're looking for, then at least for a quarter. The response they got today will prompt them to change something at least. They've been looking for ways to drum up sales the last few years as they were experiencing losses. After today, a well timed atrack by competition or a supersize me/ peta type affront could potentially do some lasting damage which would be fun to witness but probably won't happen.
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>>9522052
news flash cuckboi, all of those polls had Hillary winning the POPULAR vote by like 2 million votes. She actually won by 3 million. Trump's victory was within margin of error in Pennsylvania, Michigan, AND Wisconsin. So close, in fact, that more people voted for an irrelevant third party candidate.

The fact that there were a bunch of dipshits misinterpreting how polls work doesn't make polls bad, it makes those people dumb. The polls were accurate, the people interpreting them were dumb. if you noticed, the night before the election 538 (the only decent one of the poll meta-analysis sites really) gave trump a 1/3 chance of winning. They basically said "it's unlikely but he could do it", things that have a 1/3 chance of happening happen pretty often after all.
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>>9522160
o-o-ok mr faggot
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I just hope they announce a longer return before all those ebay sales are final. It's just a bunch of sauce thieves making bank.
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>>9522205
You should hope it’s after so that way the retards lose the money and it’s not valuable anymore.
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Why are rick and morty fans literally the worst
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>>9522064
yep
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>>9522231
Because the show caters to normalfags who think they're smart, which is arguably the most obnoxious demographic in existence today.
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>>9521862
its funny when people on the left literally make fun of someones skin color and still claim they are the good guys
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>>9522180
>>9522188
Not an argument.
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>>9522242
sounds about right, just like the big bang theory
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>>9521563
Agree, literally every time I have ever been to Wendy's they get my order wrong. Its incredible.
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>>9521544
Ending was weak please change or delete it
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Filter test
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lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS_PbSP4TOI
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>>9522405
No fucking way
Holy shit
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soy sauce plus teriyaki sauce

there. i gave you the fucking secret recipe to "scechuan sauce". now stop fucking talking about it.
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>>9521168
You must be a fuckin blast at parties. People went to try a sauce for a laugh. Calm the fuck down.
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>>9522415
>try a sauce for a laugh

Wow I bet you and your faggot pals are great at parties aren't you. "Hey everyone check us out we're gonna try this sauce out for a laugh and it's going to be hilaaaarious". Think you're a bunch of madmen don't you. Truth is you're just a bunch of cringey unfunny retards and people wish they didn't have to be around you
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>>9522423

It's 4chan, none of us go to parties and we're all cringy stutterfucks. Welcome to the club.
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>>9521566
>>9521621
They need to re-release the spicy nuggets. How do you get something so right and then just give up on it?
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>>9522428
You got this meme from reddit. Don't try to deny it you little fucking shit.
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>>9521563
>America is so decadent they have holes in the walls where you can feed your food to strangers.
What a bizarre place
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>>9522435
>his country doesn't have hamburger holes

ged fugged, gommie
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>>9522433

Why are you going to reddit?
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>>9522453
because i'm a faggot and so are you. we're going down together and everyone will know we're both fags
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>>9522455

Okay
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>>9522423
>sperging out others wanted to try a dipping sauce
>REEE FUCKING NORMALFAGS AND THE MAY MAY SAUCE
Yet you claim others are the retards.
You may have autism.
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Anyone who went to a McDonald's just for meme sauce should be shot into space.
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>>9521174
(You)
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>>9521130
typical impoverished white people behavior
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>>9522658
I think I could blend in with that crowd, walk among them undetected.
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>>9522658
Where's a white male with 23 legal guns when you need one
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>tfw found out my local McDonald's was featured in the HuffPo article about this
>the cops got called
>I had no idea about this promotion until today
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>>9521116
>McDonalds virtue signalling the rèddit and morty cancerous fanbase
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>>9522050
>>9521174
Fucking warms my heart that there's one corner of the internet where you can have either opinion without circle jerking or ad hominems.
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>people like this actually exist
Where the fuck is this world going to
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why does anyone care when best sauce already exist?
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>>9522694
>spending this much time on the internet
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>>9521848
This makes me kinda hard.
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>>9521116
>mfw no sauce for the tendies
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>>9522160
>Hillary voter
>calling someone a cuck
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>>9522756
unless you dislike trump
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>>9521130
the state of the avg young american
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Is the sauce actually good?
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>>9521524
tfw no bitch wendy gf
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>>9522882
It's probably some mediocre soy sauce with a healthy helping of corn syrup in it
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>>9522761
>Drove 4 hours to get mcnugget sauce
lmao nigga just look in the oriental section of your local supermarket like open your eyes bitch
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>>9521621
>Wendy's nuggets taste so cheap though.
>Mcnuggets are the best nuggets
literally the other way around. every time i get nuggets from wendy's they're juicy and wonderful. i had some mcnuggets yesterday and they were awful.
wendy's fries do suck dick though, i wish they went back to the generic fast food fries they had like a decade ago instead of this whole potato cut shit.

>>9522658
imagine the smell...
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soibois
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>>9521524
meh that one was kinda weak
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>>9521563
This. The food can be decent but their customer service is the worst. Any Wendy's I've been to I can usually expect, lazy, rude, slower employees are insane wait times. It's like their shitposting internet style reflects their shitty service.
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>>9522904
This picture has been floating around for months, not sure why everyone is reposting it now as though it was taken during the sauce thing today.
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>>9521116
>going through all this trouble just to taste some shit mcdonalds sauce
>when you can have as much as you want of chick fil a superior sauce
Tfw brainlet that can't comprehend the humor in Rick and Morty.
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>>9522645
>his idea of having a good time is trying a sauce at McDonald's

How truly pathetic
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McDonald's will never ever recover from this.
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Isn't it just Teryaki sauce? Fucking r*dditors I swear.
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>>9522645
>this faggot
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>>9521174
What happened to that impeachment, sweetie? Finally admit Don Cheeto will be a full term president?
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>tfw fat as fuck and addicted to McDonalds
>walked to local McDonalds yesterday to get some food,didn't know about this meme sauce, just wanted some burgers
>fucking huge crowd of people outside looking quite angsty and annoyed
>some people are trying to start chants, couldn't understand at first but after listening could hear a group chanting 'We are only here for RICK, this customer service makes us SICK' over and over again
>the staff look really fucking stressed out and nervous
>really fucking hungry
>decide to sit on an empty table and wait for the line to thin before joining because I get nervous in long lines
>fucking every other table is taken up by people talking about Szechuan Sauce
>the table opposite me there is a fucking obese, green haired girl and her boyfriend who is very skinny and has glasses
>they are arguing because they only got one of the sauce packets and can't decide how to split it
>the girl angrily tells him 'I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing'
>he relents and she eats the entire sauce packet on the end of about 3 mcnuggets
>gives him the empty packet and he tucks it into his backpack
>the line is still there, can STILL here people chanting and angrily complaining
>seems to be confusion, the line is not moving, very few people actually ordering food
>try to go up and make an order
>walk to the counter
>some fucking chubby bearded guy grabs my shirt and says 'STOP TRYING TO SHOVE, WE'RE GETTING THE SAUCE BEFORE YOU''
>shoves me hard
>end up leaving and getting fucking Burger King

fuck this gay show
>>
>>9521141
>>9521852
>You do realize they intentionally understocked in order to raise demand and build hype, right?
>is it really worth pissing off customers for that?

Yes and yes. This is Marketing 101. Of course the point was "raise da hype n creat dat deman, my multicultural negroes!" Everything the McDonald's corp does, they do for a reason. Some people actually believe that New Coke wasn't a scheme to drive up demand and bring the original recipe back using cheaper ingredients. Some people actually believe that McDonald's doesn't have a marketing team consisting of the literal offspring of Einstein and Oppenheimer. "Hey, let's only release a handful of sauces", "Why?", "I dunno lol!"
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>>9521278
Still doesn't beat this classic, but it comes close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
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Why fuzz over it when you can make your own?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0
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>>9523240
this
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I don't get it, Rick and Morty is fucking shit. It's even worse than family guy.
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fuck any sauce that isn't sweet n sour. If I managed to get some I'd open the sauce and in front of the rick and morty fans just pour them all into the bin for the sake of being an asshole
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>>9522410
....not even...not even fucking close
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>>9522861
t. actual cuck
enjoy being taken for a ride by the 1% because you're too blinded by racism and xenophobia to see who your real enemy is
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>>9523077
>sweetieposting
kys yourself desu senpai
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>>9522761
couldnt they just go to another location?


>>9522160
go figure all the literal cucks showed up for a rick and morty thread. cry a little harder you nigger loving faggot.
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>>9522254
Trump chose to be orange, If he stopped abusing spray tan he'd restore to something normal
>>
this is amazing. I went over to the rick and morty subreddit and the comments are just beautifully pure cringe material
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>>9523504
see >>9523501
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>>9523513
im cuban you retarded faggot, go flail your limp wrists a little harder.
>thinking only white people hate niggers
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>>9523524
where did I say you were white anon?
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>>9523528
>1%
>racism
>xenophobia
type of shit that literal self hating white cucks like to blather on about. you probably hang around with fat disabled lesbians in motorized wheel chairs to.
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>>9523544
oh, so you invented a strawman to rage about. Cute. And by the way I'm not white either.

No, my point is that you're being exploited by the rich and you're allowing that to happen by "hating niggers." If you thought about it, you'd realize that you have more in common with them than you do with the rich and powerful.
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>>9523505
how can you be sure that he just doesnt eat too many carrots?
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>>9523547
>republican wins so we are all automatically puppets for the 1%
fag talk
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>>9523547
>ACTUALLY thinking niggers are worth anything
>any year
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>>9523560
>she actually thinks Trump is looking out for anyone but himself
you're not in on the con, you know.

>>9523571
epic meme dude :^)
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>>9523501
>Shillary
>not part of the one percent
tip top kekkity kek
>>
This insanity is proof why we shouldn't be offended when the rest of the world points and laughs.
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>>9523583
>implying I said otherwise
Some are worse than others though. The lesser evil is ultimately still the lesser evil.
>>
McD's just got an extra 10 million eyes on it for when it releases again next month.
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>>9523547
>all those refugees and immigrants will help all of us!
>oh and it will help the 1% spend less by flooding the country with cheaper workers and get richer
I think both sides are trying to help the 1% anon
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>>9521116
It's amazing to see how powerful memes can become sometimes.
Imagine having millions of customers who are most likely willing to pay extra for something that serves no other purpose than to make them feel like they belong to something.
/pol/ did a good job during the election but this is world class meming as well.
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>government is in shambles
>riot over fast food sauce
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>>9523745
Now we'll get mass shootings over mcnuggets
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>>9522658
Any of the "men" there could be the picture for the Wikipedia article on nu-males.
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>>9523052
>waiting over 24 hours for a packet of meme sauce
I genuinely wish these people would just sit down and think about their lives for a minute.
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>>9523740
So Rick and Morty is the only thing that can stop /pol/?

Wow, how will 4chan ever recover knowing that their biggest weakness is reddit's greatest strength?
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So what do they do after they get the sauce?

Post it on facebook and get 3 likes?
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>tfw fat as fuck and addicted to McDonalds
>walked to local McDonalds yesterday to get some food,didn't know about this meme sauce, just wanted some burgers
>fucking huge crowd of people outside looking quite angsty and annoyed
>some people are trying to start chants, couldn't understand at first but after listening could hear a group chanting 'We are only here for RICK, this customer service makes us SICK' over and over again
>the staff look really fucking stressed out and nervous
>really fucking hungry
>decide to sit on an empty table and wait for the line to thin before joining because I get nervous in long lines
>fucking every other table is taken up by people talking about Szechuan Sauce
>the table opposite me there is a fucking obese, green haired girl and her boyfriend who is very skinny and has glasses
>they are arguing because they only got one of the sauce packets and can't decide how to split it
>the girl angrily tells him 'I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing'
>he relents and she eats the entire sauce packet on the end of about 3 mcnuggets
>gives him the empty packet and he tucks it into his backpack
>the line is still there, can STILL here people chanting and angrily complaining
>seems to be confusion, the line is not moving, very few people actually ordering food
>try to go up and make an order
>walk to the counter
>some fucking chubby bearded guy grabs my shirt and says 'STOP TRYING TO SHOVE, WE'RE GETTING THE SAUCE BEFORE YOU''
>shoves me hard
>end up leaving and getting fucking Burger King
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>>9523902
no self serve ordering kiosk?
>>
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S
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This is why we need socialism asap
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>>9521251
he mad? yeahhhh he mad.
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>>9521644
Not comparable at all. He's only orange cause of that fake tan shit. He did it to himself on purpose cause he thinks it looks good, but really it just looks unnatural. Black (well technically dark brown) is a natural skin tone.

That said, at least whoever Trump's new stylist is seems to be helping him by telling him to stop hitting the tanning beds so much.
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>>9521213
Some of the art is really great, honestly.
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>>9524017
pretty sure he got max orange because he was in the sun holding rallies and campaigning so much
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>>9524052
If this was true he wouldn't have white circles around his eyes though. Anyone who's been to a tanning salon can tell that those are pretty obviously tanning goggle lines.
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>>9522761
>drove four hours
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I saw this in my youtube recommendations and thought you guys might be interested
he says it tastes identical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0
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>>9522205
No fuck any dumbass who buys that shit
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>>9523902
We heard you
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>>9522761
It seriously creeps me out how dumb some people can be. Are they even human beings at this point?
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>>9522900
This what happened after I had Wendy's nuggets.
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>>9521213
But which dragon is sweet and which is sour?
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>TFW you're a Venture Bros fan
Man, all this salt will sustain me til the next season in 2020
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>>9523547
>hating niggers = controlled by rich people
>having something in common with niggers
i don't hate the rich because they are not selling drugs, whoring and being leeches on society. niggers are actively destroying my community.
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>>9524303
>Venture Bros fan
Sorry to hear that
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Anyone else think that McDonalds intentionally released so little sauce because they didn't want the sauce to outshine their new buttermilk chicken?
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>>9524568
>i don't hate the rich because they are not selling drugs, whoring and being leeches on society.

Cuckservative /pol/tards are actually this naive.
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>>9524568
>not selling drugs, whoring and being leeches on society.
They literally do all these things
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>>9524646
>tips tinfoil hat
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>>9521156
What are they going to do, not eat McDonalds? Good luck with that.
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>>9521116
they wanted communism they got communism
>>
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92
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>>9521245
Fucking idiot
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>>9524693
Living in your head for free.
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>>9521116
>be a cosmofag
>mcdonalds partners with ubereats
>over 30 mcdonalds restaurants deliver to my address
>order an apple pie and add a bunch of sauce packets
>"ask them for the ricky and martin sauce"
>freezer full of apple pies
>refrigerator full of meme sauce i can jar and put on eBay
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>>9524718
>jar
You're missing the point, and also a liar.
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>>9522658
short hair, shorts, t-shirt, beard, and (glasses or hat).
Every single one of them.
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America's lower class is truly pitiful...
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>Mfw the guy there are people paying $10 for a single McNugget dipped in the sauce

https://youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKpnsDY2Se6xeetWUOM0ctOFtAkqtHhVw5Br8vfM96P3U-6O6fqm9ILVyfOqHALPRZcR4i3ZIA83LLCFVdm_HKGhptbBaQ&v=w4SKo5jU64I

Look at the dudes shit eating grin. He's making bank off of a bunch of retards and loving every second of it. But, I mean, you have to have a high IQ to enjoy Rick and Morty to be honest.
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>>9524693

HOLY FUCK I WANT NORTH KOREA TO NUKE US ALREADY HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>9521116
i fucking hate rick and morty
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>>9524689
Holy fuck what an underrated post
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>>9521371
>Sell plastic toys for 20$
>they're overpriced for a bit of plastic with an RFID tag
>understocked, they sell on ebay for 50$
>People get used to pay 50$ for a plastic toy
>Release a special line of plastic toys for 50$

It was planned.

>>9521880
32% yesterday.
>>9522052
Was 49% after the election (close to the % of people who voted for him)

>>9522817
>Mustard
>Ingredient list is water, HFCS, mustard. In this order.

>>9523077
Justice takes more time IRL than a CSI episode.
Trump will get killed before he's impeached anyway.
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>>9522670
Hey, heard you darn black people stealing shoes in higggggggggh winds
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>>9521116
>we're sorry

No they aren't. They knew having 20 packets of sauce per restaurant was too little, they just wanted tons of free publicity for their new menu item. They got it.
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>>9521250
That's not Xavier.
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>>9521563
Still better than places like Denny's that try to use year-old tumblr memes or shitty WHEN YOU nigger humor
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>>9522658
total sausage fest. I bet those sandals aren't even teva
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>tfw was genuinely considering getting a couple of packets to flip on eBay
>assumed they wouldn't go for anything because so many were being distributed
>check eBay
>they're going for $300+ and have many bids
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>>9522904
to be honest I'd wear that hat ironically if I had the confidence
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>>9523511
It looks like they're coming full circle back to sanity now.
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>>9521524
>aren't
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>>9522035
>console tactics are becoming sleazier
What does this mean? I only play solo analog games.
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>>9523118
>I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing
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>>9524693
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bit of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>9521851
8th grade getting a little stressful huh
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>>9521997
Best post of the thread
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>>9525085
no!! anyone is welcome to flavortown...
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>>9522817
Truth. This is the 2nd best post of the thread.
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I've always associated mcdonalds with fatties

now I have to associate it with autistic kids too?

gd this american dream
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>>9525734
Because Rick and Morty is soooo funny hahaha Rick totally would have gone to McDonalds and pushed to the front of the line to get his szechuan sauce haha *burrrrrp*
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>>9521141
I don't know if I'm pissed off more with Saturday's shitshow or today's "benevolent" (aka marketing) act of them preparing a full release this winter.
They can't keep getting away with it.
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>>9522405
>this fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7wUd3GG8eM
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>>9522761
that professional sign saying they dont got any

total scam of a promotion.
mcD's can do whatever they want and get away with it....
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>>9525734
Yeah, it's weird that so many people are so fixated on the one sauce that they don't realize the whole damn thing is just a way to sell more chicken.
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>>9527344
They haven't done anything illegal though, so yeah, they should "get away" with it. They said there were going to be really, really limited quantities at select restaurants and there were.
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>>9527344
millenials are so brainwashed they dont question the news or the advertisements they receive
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>They bring back fucking meme dipping sauce.
>The McRib hasn't even had a third run.

I'm a little mad, at least I've actually tasted and enjoy my meme food.
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>>9527367
They're from reddit, where half the posts are ads
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>>9522873
He types as he browses a low traffic 4chan board focused around cooking.
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so has anyone here actually tasted the stuff or is this just the 'complain about reddit' general
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>tfw you will never be as intelligent when it comes to marketing, economics, and sociology as rick and morty fans
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>>9527554
>sociology
>intelligent
Sucks that people actually believe in that crap
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>>9528450
you're a total Jerry... Ricks (like myself) understand the social science are the way forward to a beautiful, equal, LGBTQ+ future
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>>9527554
>thesis paper
at best it will make it into a shitty one page case study discussed in a shitty marketing program for like 30 minutes. AT BEST.
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I'm 100% sure this was all an elaborate social engineering project to get back at some McDonalds employee fucking over Justin Roiland
20 years ago
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>>9522658

you could've left out the words into space and still been right
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Why the fuck does a thread about a chicken nugget sauce have all this political shit-posting from two people?
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>>9522898

BUT ITS NOT THE LIMITED EDITION MCDONALDS™ BRAND SAUCE AS SEEN ON MY FAVORITE SHOW RICK AND MORTY™

HOW COULD THEY DO US BROS REEEEEEE
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>>9528478
You are way too invested in the thing you're trolling.
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>>9523764
ONLY BIG BUFF BEARS FOR THIS BOZO!
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>>9521141
This.
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>>9521126
>mfw someone buys the 5k cup of sauce and kills themselves when mcds has more sauce in a week
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>>9521310
Mcdonalds shareholders
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>>9521116
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical eater's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bite of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>9521291
He thought you said RLM instead of R&M
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>>9524693
I'm 99% sure this is pasta
[spoiler]But that remaining 1% makes me really want to die[/spoiler]
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>>9521848
I need the sauce on this pic, and Im willing to stand in/online for 11 hours for it.
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>>9523159
Wait why are the interviewees all black? I'm anglo looking as fuck and I love popeyes
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>>9529901
From what I recall, there were two locations in Rochester, NY(?) that had the same issue, but they opted to go to just one location that happened to be in a predominantly-black area. The news station could only find black people to interview, but ran with the story as it was an interesting one although they didn't mean to make it race-based.

The Boondocks parody was pretty funny, and I can't wait to see how they parody this event.
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>>9529831
you have to go back
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>>9524693
I think the worst part is that besides the part where he describes himself, this was written 100% serious by an actual human being.

I wish I was dead.
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>>9530125
Are you sure this was serious? That underwear and beard description doesn't seem like anything anyone could be serious about.
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>>9521343
>>9521245
If McDonalds had stocked enough sauce yesterday, a small number of Rick and Morty fans would be happy but nobody else would care. Pissing off the Rick and Morty fans has caught the attention has caught the attention of normal people who will now want to try the sauce when it is released later in the year. Rick and Morty fans will come crawling back for their stupid sauce.
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>>9530156
Pay attention
>>9530125
>besides the part where he describes himself
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>>9524740
the fuck is wrong with having short hair and wearing shorts a t shirt
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>>9530178
Typical nu male look.
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>>9530202
these boys haven't been this excited since bernie probably
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>>9521840
Oh
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>>9530158
No one cares about McDonald's having a new sauce, not even after this shit. This promotion was not about meme sauce anyway, it was about tendies.
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>>9530158
and right about that time it will reappear in the series
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why couldn't r*ddit and morty have gotten popeyes to bring back the delta sauce instead of this shit? I bet it doesn't even have any sichuan pepper in it.
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>>9527407
>he says on a fast food advertising board in a subtle mcdonalds advert thread
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>>9530224
get tae fuck.

you chantards are as excited about this bullshit as anyone else.

you're a ll a bunch of fuckin losers.
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>>9524745
>The whole point is the sauce
>Gets a tiny bit on his nug
>Shoves the whole fucking thing in his face
He didn't even give the sauce a lick first, what the fuck.
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>>9521174
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0c7UFLD7Ka8
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>>9523021
>sugar, water

Why do people consume this trash
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>>9521245
That is quite literally half of the McRib marketing strategy, holy shit are you stupid.
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>>9524052
this thread is fun but i have to say stop being so far up your ass - no one else is as orange/plastic as Trump and his wife in the White House.
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>>9530489
Because we'se done got tuh lik'in HFCS, and suggah water is darn near healthy in dese parts compared tuh 'dat.
>>
MAKE YOUR OWN SAUCES.

It's like growing up, but when you're 14.
>>
When you're Dan Harmon, or Justin Roiland, you can live like a child that doesn't cook their own food into their fucking 40s. Otherwise you make your own food, and you make it better than fucking McDonalds can. It's retardedly easy to make fancy sauces in your own house.

If you live in a constant state of arrested development, you understand Rick and Morty. Otherwise, you're an adult.
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>>9522904

manlet
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>>9530671
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92
>>
>>9530722

Rick and Morty is just a group of depressed creatives who think they understand people.

They don't. They're miserable and arrested in their growth. That's why they promote alcoholism and misery. They're stupid people who think they're smart.

That's all that show is.. Left Handers who don't know much.
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>>9527344
that's pretty hilarious good catch

send each location 50 sauces and a nice sign explaining you ran out of sauces
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>>9530450
Probably didn't care about the sauce, just wanted to tell his friends that he had it




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