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ITT: gore
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summer don't read this

fall, hello
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why
WHY
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>>9681221
NO.
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>>9681221
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>>9681221
Actually looks good
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>>9681221
stahp
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>>9681221
ive done this. it really works. think of it like a terrys chocolate orange

the juice being thinner than milk or coffee makes it break down really quickly though. you have to dunk quickly or you lose your cookie
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>>9681326
Aah, what the fuck is that?!
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>>9681316
It can be, and is. Ignore the others losing their composure over child's play.
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>>9681221
How is this gore? Delicious.
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>>9681331
is this who i think it is
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>>9681207
>get leftover haloween shit nobody likes
>buy 50 cent frozen pizza
>burn
>take photo
>throw away
>enjoy 500K likes on your social media religion of choice.
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>>9681443
I don't know what's worse, the watermelon pizza or this.
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>>9681326
>>9681343
Cheesy ramen
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>>9681170
Im high as hell and I would totally eat that
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>>9681466
the watermelon pizza
I mean they're both pretty equal, but fuck the watermelon pizza
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>>9682133
...fug
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>>9682133
why not just put it in a bowl filled with water and put the bowl in a sink...
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>>9681443
I would try it
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>>9682133
That's gross but if he's planning on cooking the beef fully there shouldn't be any health issues...
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>>9682154
extra bowl to clean
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>>9681221
People disgusted have never tried this.

Orange and chocolate work great together.
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>>9681326
what the fuck? eating ramen out of a shoe thats so weird inb4 it gets called art or something stupid
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>>9682314
but it would still contaminate the sink
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>>9682374
fuck, you're right, I wasn't thinking with lazy person logic
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>>9681326
>>9682432
I wish a cute girl would "make" me eat food out of her shoe
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>>9682549
It's fine, don't be such a little faggot.
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>>9681221
Nothing wrong here.
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>>9682133
Takes up half the sink for hours. I would wash my hands over his basin with basil scented soap
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Gore straight from the store.
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>>9682549
But does that change anything? I already consider any foodstuffs that touches the sink to be contaminated and need a wash/rinse.
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>>9682755
Might as well sprinkle plastic on my enchiladas.
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>>9682755
>now melts
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>>9681443
would b nice w/ bread
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>>9682755
>now melts
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>>9682432
It's been a thing for years, soup in granny shoes is a classic.
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>>9682772
Pork and apple works fine, this would actually be pretty lit. The food coloring might look a bit gross when cooked though.
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>>9682755
>now melts!
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>>9683075
These fake foods are seriously suspicious.
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>>9682549

Sinks are dirty anyway. It won't make a difference.
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>>9683149
my lord god in heaven, jesus christ, holy mother of god. legit terrifying.
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>>9683149
>still contains peanuts

Then just eat fucking peanut butter!
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>>9683149
>>9682755
I love it when companies can't legally call something "cheese" or "meat" when they put so much fucking garbage and filler and chemicals in their food.
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>105 mg sodium
>0% everything else
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>>9683149
>Refrigerate after opening
This is basically just spreadable, edible, peanut flavored rubber
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>>9683149
the ingredients listed in there look alright, it's all just vegetable fiber.
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>>9683149
Its like some futuristic diet food with zero nutrients that your body could use, just some chemicals that react with your tongue and nothing else.
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>>9683486
why is this allowed
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>>9683149
>Read nothing but chemicals
>"My mother is allergic to peanuts, maybe we should buy this"
>Peanut Extract

Why the fuck would you buy this then? holy shit.
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>>9683486
>Salty cold milk with soggy chunks of Cheetos
And black people shit on white peoples' cuisine all the time, holy fuck what a nightmare.
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>>9681170
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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>>9683543
the company makes products geared towards diabetics who can't eat sugar. also popular with keto dieters for the same reason. i've had walden farms maple syrup and strawberry jam and they were just vile.
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>>9681170
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>>9683149
Walden Farms pretty much makes synthetic food.
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>>9681221
I unironically enjoy this with the crunchy cookies
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>>9682574
Would my converse do, anon?
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>>9682755
Good lord why does this exist
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what did it do before it melted???
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>>9683788
i swear to god that shit straight up sublimates
i found something like that once, wasn't the same brand but basically the same stuff
i put it on top of a frozen pizza and cooked it like normal
by the time it was done, the "cheese" had fucking vanished
like, i would have noticed it because it was a different color than the pizza cheese
i considered the possibility that what i bought was shreds of butter, because it didn't say what it actually was on the package, but i've never seen shredded butter before, so i don't know what the fuck happened
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>>9683844
It's mostly oil so it probably became liquid and soaked into it.
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>>9682314
>you can cook household chemicals out of meat
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>>9683486
At least the presentation is alright, if you used almost any other red material (i.e Cherries like a normal human)
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>>9684327
Do Americans really eat this?
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>>9681443
Reminds me of that chicken curry served in a scooped out pineapple from Mister Ajikko except the one you posted looks disgusting as fuck.
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>>9684335
Look VERY closely at the bottle. Pay close attention to the text.
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>>9682314
by this logic you could boil your own shit and eat it
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>>9681221
wait,this was orange juice?
I thought it was egg yolk
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>>9684367
You are like small baby. Let me show you something
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>>9684351
It says Amerikansk there in plain Swedish.
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>>9684393
I don't know what the fuck that means but the bottle also has that cuck nation flag, I forget the name they get bombed and raped all the time because it's the law.
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>>9684405
The desperate Euro is trying to compare America to one of the *stan countries like Afghanistan. Despite the fact that the EU is currently being overrun by Muslim "refugees" and is allowing them to rape and murder as they please.
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>>9684426
*gets shot at a concert*
*gets shot at church*
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>>9684433
*gets blown up at concert
*gets run over by truck in broad daylight
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>>9681221

It's mostly just sugar anyway.
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>>9684393
Fucking chill, it's a joke. Everyone knows Swedish Sharia Law doesn't allow for bacon to be used in any form.
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>>9682755

This is peak "American food". It's even measured in cups ffs.
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>>9684055
>>9683486
THERE'S KIDDIES STARVING IN THE YEMEN!
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>>9684393
Protip: 90% of the time some dumbass Euro puts "American" on a package of something weird, it's not.
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>>9683149
I bought their chocolate spread once. Tasted so much like chemicals I had to keep looking at the label to make sure I wasn't eating some kind f cleaning paste.
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>>9683149
>www.waldenfarms.com

come on dude I didn't need to know this
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>>9683149
its like eating nothing.
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>>9683486
>stitch up abunch of snapchats
>Journalism
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>>9683606
Peanut butter is a staple of keto dieting, though. You can eat up to 6 tablespoons per day of most peanut butter brands (note: your brand may vary) and still be under 20g carbs (if you eat no other carbs).
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>>9684433
>>9684439
>invades Poland, France, Belgium, Norway, Sweden, Russia, pretty much everywhere
>genocides the Moors, the Yids, the Gyppos, the Ukrainians, whoever else is available
>has sections of lands that are set aside for UXO cleanup for the next century because of WW1

Europe is so progressive!
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>>9684638
Wait who did that?
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>Jätte mumsig!
The eternal Swede.
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>>9682314
>cooking totally kills poison guys
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>>9683149
>not listing the calories of the corn starch
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>>9684489
DARET?
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>>9682133
Thank god people like this don't live long
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>>9681326
It only smellz.
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>>9684327
Of course they do it says that it's "Jätte Mumsig" right there on the bottle
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>>9684645
is it organic baby at least
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>>9685063
I'd put that freedom-infused, Muslim-choking deliciousness on everything. Dog bless.
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>>9681221
I do this with oreos sometimes. Not bad actually.
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>>9684355
Nobody here is going to stop you.
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>>9681443
>Pizza on Pineapple
Dohohohoho
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>>9683486
>Heavy cream in a milkshake
Also when did we decide that milkshakes could just be called frapppuccinos?
Frappuccinos don't have ice cream in them.
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>>9683486
Why is that numale pretending that its hot?
The heavy cream and ice cream would completely dull any heat.
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>>9685063

I don't understand. Is this an actual thing in the states? Is it just tomato, shallots, and onion?

Surely that's not a yank thing, surely?
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>>9685749
Looks kinda like thousand island dressing. It's made with tomatoes and a bunch of other shit but not usually onions and shallots. I'm sure dumb idiot puts that in there but it's unusual.
But yeah America sauce is thousand island dressing, minus onions and shallots.
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>>9684489
Protip: If an American foodstuff has the name of a country in front of it, it likely has absolutely nothing to do with that country.
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>>9683149
"A process for preparing a fat free, calorie free food dressing includes combining flavors with spices and herbs and an acetic acid solution in a first container which is subsequently heated to destroy bacteria. Water, a sugar substitute, gums and a thickening agent are combined in a second container to form a second mixture. The water in the second mixture is chilled below ambient and filtered to remove substantially any contaminants therefrom. The chilled water prevents degradation of the sugar substitute during the manufacturing process. The two mixtures are combined and cooled to ambient temperature to form a finished food dressing."
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>>9685716
You have to exaggerate every sensation to an absurd degree if you want to stand any chance of making it
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>>9685749
Yes, the large majority of our product labels are printed only in French.
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>>9684355

you can shit onto a plate and eat it. shit isn't poisonous
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>>9685860
It can be.
The thing is, that while you can kill the microorganisms, you can't, as >>9684801 pointed out, destroy the toxins they have already produced that way.
If you drop your steak on the floor and then pick it up and cook it you're fine because the bacteria only had a couple minutes to produce their poisonous waste, but if you leave that same steak on the floor all day there'll be more than just tiny lifeforms on it.

It's basically the difference between yeast and alcohol, if that helps you.

That said, human excrement, especially your own, is not particularly full of these toxins, no.
I'm sure most of us have heard about the concept of the "fecal transplant" and I have had the pleasure of administering a few of them to patients myself. Again, though, they try to get feces from close family for this.
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>>9685889
>I'm sure most of us have heard about the concept of the "fecal transplant" and I have had the pleasure of administering a few of them to patients myself.
That's a funny way of saying "gay threesome"
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>>9681443
OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT
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>>9683486
>Tustin CA
>Overpriced meme coffee and tea
>Hot cheetos


>Blacks

???
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>>9686490
>non-hispanic white
What do they mean by this?
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>>9683486
>Oh that doesn't look bad, i could really go for a nice strawberry sha-
>. . .
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>>9682772
This is not ok
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>>9683486
Eh, I'd try it at least once.
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>>9682755
>now melts
i'd be more impressed if it didnt
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>>9685778
Thousand Island dressing is basically just ketchup and mayo mixed together though.
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>>9683149
>Ingredient list
>It's literally just plant fiber, corn starch, and xanthan gum
Jesus fucking christ
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>>9684645
They used to sell that at my WinCo
We'd go in at 1am and hide it in other refrigerated areas to spook people.
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>>9684327
>>9684852
>>9685063
European "American" foods are my favorite, they're so hilariously disgusting.
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>>9684327
hahaha
that is horrifying
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>>9684367
Ah yes, the bologna cake
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>>9686228
anon I fucking lol'd, don't go to sleep thinking no one appreciated this burn
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>>9687403
also relish, which is diced sweet pickles suspended in corn syrup.
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>>9684367
I would unironically enjoy this
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>>9685749
Big Mac special sauce sold to Yuropoors
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>>9684447
>that pic
Funny how Poles are the ones outnumbering muslims in number of immigrants. Litterally pale-skinned niggers that claim they're white.
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>>9683486
B..but why is it called a frappacino?
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>>9682314
Three potential health issues with raw food, living organisms(pathogen/parasite), dead organisms(endotoxins), and organism shit(exotoxins). Cooking only takes care of the first.
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>>9681170
blue cheese with chocolate
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>>9682755
https://youtu.be/sgoy5hBQDW4 the non melt version
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>>9687783
fuck off lana
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>>9687783
Yummy :-)
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>>9687810
That is a delicious combo surpassed only by ground coffee-sprinkled strong cheddar.
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>>9687783
try blue cheese in guacamole, especially a smoked blue cheese
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>>9687810
I would not want to have social interaction after this, but this mix seems enticing enough in my head, is it actually gross?
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>>9687786
What the fuck is it made of?
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>>9683486
>this fucking editing
quickly becoming my least favourite webm on this board
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>>9687906
It was surprisingly good. Not like the fella who uploaded the pictures that I threw on discord would've understood!
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>>9684852

>Chilli
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>>9684367
Behold the Hurgin.
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>>9687583
this is foodporn
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kukukukukukuku
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Reminds me of .gifs made from Nishika N8000 shots. It's a film camera that shoots 4 frames in quick sequence.
I'd actually not be surprised if these hipster fucks picked up the trend and started using them.
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>>9681221
try this with milano orange cookies
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>>9682314
im pretty sure its not only microbes that you need to worry about in that situation
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>>9688220
That's actually kinda cool.
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>>9687036
Why add salt at all, the cheetos are caked with salt already
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>>9687786
>>9687908
I think there must be something about directly burning the fake cheese that causes it to burn, but not melt. Kraft singles DEFINITELY melt, in fact they melt almost instantly, and usually even better than real cheese. But as seen in this guy's video it only burns when he brings to flame directly to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIU0hwaiAG8
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>>9687783
you've been listening to too much Ween
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>>9687783
how is that gore?
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>>9688378
Any cheese will do that. You need high consistent heat not a fucking lighter.
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>>9684852
>produced in germany
>onions rings made in the netherlands
>box printed in china

wut
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>>9684055
How are you supposed to top it with pumpkin spice when you are already supposed to use all of it for the filling?
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>now melts!
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>>9683486
>oh that thumbnail doesn't look too bad, it's just sha-
>hot cheeto frappaccino
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>>9684645
ayy lmao
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>>9688578
>Breaks the yolk
OVER THE LINE
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>>9682772
Smokehouse? More like gas chamber.
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>>9687482
Probably why they think Americans are so degenerate in the first place.
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>>9685063
could be worse. Could be that "samourai" sauce abomination "invented" by arabs that is basically a "I empty my fridge before people notice it's gone bad for a year": the sauce.
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>>9682772
I mean besides the sugar gummie bears are pretty much food coloring and gelatin/aspic so idk it sounds really mismatched but might not be awful.
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>>9684327
btw this is literally an april fools

t. sven
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>>9687403
>>9687572
That's called Fry Sauce here in Utah. What the fuck?
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>>9689864
>Think
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>>9689916
If you haven't been to america yourself then you have no reason to justify your assumptions based on media exaggeration.
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>>9685063
I think maybe it was supposed to be "big Mac sauce"
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>>9682755
https://youtu.be/TzZtcPxO8cc this.
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>>9688578
YOU MADE IT A BURGER NOW FUCKING EAT IT LIKE ONE ON CAMERA WITH YOUR HANDS YOU FUCK
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>>9681221
What's wrong with this
Perfectly fine thing to do with store brand chocolate chip cookies
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>>9683486
this is what happens when children who experiment in the kitchen go unsupervised
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>>9683486
this makes me want to murder bugmen
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>>9682755

I want to commit suicide
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>>9683486

This is not allowed. I want to die. Please someone kill me.
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>>9684318
Those cheese fries are pathetic.
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>>9684852
hah ate it last week, took the goods too early out of the oven, 2/10 anything but crispy
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>>9690029
*pasta
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>>9684852
I have tried these anon, It was disgusting.
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>>9681221
>these reddit tier plebs never had juice and cookies
I found out after being jewed into giving blood that cherry caprisun and m&m's cookies are godly together.
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>>9681331
I hate this manlet. Anyone want to kill him?
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>>9681170
UMA
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>>9683149
Does Walden Farms actually have farms that grow real food or is "Farms" some snuggly way of saying "horrible underground lab"
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>>9690145
i think you know the answer to that anon
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>>9684376
If you offer me some money i'd maybe eat (some) of that.
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>>9690102
>getting jewed into sacrificing your own literal life force
>other people are reddit tier plebs
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From a thread where some guy adores food reviews but eats the food like an animal
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>>9690243
Does food reviews*
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>>9684405
Kek!
>it's the law
May as well be hahaha
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>>9689992
Lol
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>>9690243
Can't have someone photoshopping a dick in my mouth if I eat like this
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>>9688220
Yeah, I thunk it caught on a while back snookums. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K44j-sb1SRY
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>>9688626
because they're lying faggots with only 2 levels of irony.
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>>9690053
*bait
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>>9684055
Fuck anything and everything pumpkin spiced. Also those ugly grabby tranny hands what the Christ
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>>9690763
sweet tune. thanks
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>>9690131
DELICIA
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>>9684852
>chili cheese nuggets
Not even chili's serves these, how the fuck are those American?
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>>9685063
>>9685749
It's actually supposed to mimic In-n-Out's Animal-style shit
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>>9684367
would eat at home by myself if no one would find out about it
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>>9690243
>only reviewer worth watching is reviewbrah
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>>9690878
it looks like he's brewing teeth
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>>9691086
Yes, the only reviewer worth watching is reviewbrah.
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>>9690893
McDonalds sells them, how the fuck are they not American?
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>>9691158
No McDonalds in America sells chili cheese nuggets.
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>>9690919
But you just told us, so now we're going to be looking at you differently, assuming you probably ate it whether you did or not
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>>9681443
as someone who enjoys pineapple on pizza a bunch, this shit made me gag

>>9682133
what in god's name
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>>9685084
cringe
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>>9684888
the guy probably has a gut of steel if he's survived this long
he'll probably outlive us all
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>>9689916
Good point, thinking isn’t europoors strong suit.
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Does this count for anything?
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>>9682577
>>9682761
>>9683159

and deeper we go
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>>9687595
they dont blow up though retard
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>>9683486
boomerangs were utter shit, now instagram is using them and now it's IN MARKETING
holy fuck it is possibly one of the worst additions to the social media epidemic
>lets just loop this literal 2 second thing back and forth like it's some kind of magical moving harry potter painting
>IT'S COOL SEE WE'RE TOASTING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I hate it so much and I try to avoid being in them whenever I can.
Remove social media from this earth
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>>9681458
looks like DiGornio. not saying I like that shit, but it's usually at least $5
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>>9684318
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE !?
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>>9691086
Isn't Steve a canuck?
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>>9692169
Aesthetics will soon be a thing of the ruling class.
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>>9692605
>aesthetics will soon be a thing of the ruling class
do you mean taste or this instagram shit?
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>>9688220
They're called boomerangs, tumblr and instagram loves em
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>>9683486
>numales
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>>9682755
>now melts!
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>>9684335
Nice try
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>>9684367
Looks like some horrible shit theyd feed you at a nursing home
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>>9684335
Can you read my son
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>>9689830
Really got me, thanks for the laugh
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>>9685749
>surely this
>surely that
Shut the fuck up retard
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>>9682374
So you want to clean a whole sink? This ain't lazy logic, this is retarded logic.
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>>9682133
That's a sponge ur double dumb. Post it or it ain't real.
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>>9687583
My passport is ready.
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>>9685063
Different name for Thousand Island? Those are the ingredients, after all.
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>>9684378
This unironically liiks amazing
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>the absolute state of Venezuela
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>>9683149
my mom actually bought this
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>>9681337
>Or you lose your cookie
You can take my cookie, Oni-chan
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>>9684055
>that dunk in the drink
this has to be a parody
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>>9693823
For anyone curious about what the post says:
>You can see that here in Tachira, Venezuela, we're not worried about food because this afternoon, my family and I got a stray pitbull, broke it down and cooked it in a stew with potatoes, caramelized onions and carrot strips. It was delicious.
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>>9691760
Wastefulness, especially of food, triggers me beyond belief.
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>>9684360
Me too
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>>9683364
what's your favorite flavor of frozen dairy dessert, anon?
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>>9682772
This actually sounds delicious. Anyone ever tried adding gummy bears to sausage patties?
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>>9694291
I bought this thinking it was ice cream and had a serious case of breyer's remorse after tasting it.
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>>9694413
What the fuck is breyer's remorse? I've heard it around.
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>>9694421
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buyer%27s_remorse
It's a joke play on words, stop making me explain jokes.
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>>9687322
No anon you would not.

I once attempted to make a grilled cheese sandwhich with knock-off American Cheese slices I got at a dollar store because I was a poor college student and thought it was a steal to get a package for a dollar. Oh what a fool I was.

That night ended with me putting a single slice of it directly on a hot pan and waiting... and watching. It refused to melt, it refused to run or convert into oil. My brain did not accept this face, so like all aspiring scientists I reached out with a tentative finger and touched it. Burned the hell out of my finger tip, then proceeded to spatula that shit into a sink full of water , the water bubbled but the "Cheese" was unharmed.

This isnt even an exxageration or a mockery of American Cheese, American Cheese is usually just cheese mixed with a small portion of milk and whey and then reformed. This stuff is a different form of demon all together.
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>>9694454
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>>9683606
Peanut butter is actually relatively low carb and has a high glycemic index, so it is actually a good food for diabetics. Legumes in general are one of the best things for a diabetic, it provides fiber, fills you up, but does not rapidly convert to sugar.
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>>9694520
And delicious and versatile.
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>>9694454
do americans really do this?
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>>9694765
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>>9681221
>>9681170
>>9681326
>>9682772

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT.
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>>9683149
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>>9693823

>Not eating sopa de perro, the hot new thing from spic country

Sweeties, macacos are old news now.

>>9694808

For me, it's gotta be The Stuff®.
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>>9694772
>being this butthurt over an innocent question
Easy there.
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>>9694772
you mad fat boy
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Considering how much food americas overproduce you'd think they only eat actual dairy ice creams and such, not the day "desserts" that dont melt in room temp.
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>>9694765

In China they also do this
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>>9688028
>fucking neanderthal
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>>9692596
no he lives in florida.
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>>9681443
I'd eat the shit out of this
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>>9694905
>the same guy that can burn a chicken and still manage to have it raw inside
is jack just a master plague bearer?
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>>9693382
a lazy person would just live with a dirty sink, they probably clean it once every 10 years if at all
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>>9694454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh13Xd2loto
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my birthday cake every year til i got to about 12
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>>9695965
You could cook that fish and it would be fine to eat. This was just stupid.
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>>9689976
Somewhere between a big mac sauce and what might be more widely known as a cocktail sauce.
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>>9684318
Just like the old world
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>>9684055
>putting any kind of gourd in hotdog
>ever
WHAT IN THE FUCK?????
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>>9684593
>9684327
Flavored cancer catalyst, yum!
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>>9691160
That s not american Senpai. That's dat european lidl shit.
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>>9686228
>That's a funny way of saying "gay threesome"
Now with more incest!
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>>9691158
>>9691160
Believe it or not, McDonalds has regional menus. I've taken a glance at Euro menus, and holy fuck are they unhealthy.
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>>9684318
I refuse to belive this exists
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>>9690131
Ebola stew
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>>9690749
>someone so fixated on not being homosexual, eats a hot dog like corn on the cob

come out of the closet or kys
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>>9690131
monkey see, monkey stew
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>>9684180
This is cute
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>>9685749
Never heard if it
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>>9696384
Please learn to read.
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>>9691086
>no nice hiss
>no getting this out onto a tray
>no musical spoons
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>>9696727
Please learn how the meme works before commenting.
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>>9694808
my man
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>>9688578
>egg yolk cumshot
nice
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>>9682755
>now melts
What....does that mean? Why didn't it melt before?
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>>9688220
>picked up the trend
>go on tumblr
>first thing I see is pic related
I'm laffin.
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>>9685063
Do Russians eat Russian dressing? Do French eat french dressing? Do ranchers eat ranch dressing?
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>>9684852
>Chili cheese nuggets
I'm a true American (NJ), I have never heard of this, blame us not for the horrors wrought in our name
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>>9696768
They removed the trans fats essentially.
It should actually say it melts more easily.
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>>9684376
I find that less disgusting because based on the presentation, I can imagine the ingredients themselves are probably good enough on their own, and I might be able to pick it apart and enjoy the components on their own merit.

The Hurgin is an abomination, and even though it is made of things that historically go together on a sandwich, the sloppy presentation and sheer excess are utterly revolting, and I can only imagine it's the absolute cheapest bologna that has just started to go slimy, with mayo that is just beginning to turn, resulting in a wobbling, oozing pile of congealed meat and mayo.

I have to go throw up now.
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>>9683486
>frap
>no coffee
Also
>soyboy can't handle the heat
kek pottery
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>>9694272
Yah, I can't stand seeing food get wasted. Part of the reason I'm such a fatass.
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>>9684852
>"chilli" ""cheese"" nuggets
>should read "spicy chicken nuggets"
>remember that average usa chicken is considered inedible in sophisticated eu paradise
>even this frozen bullshit meme food is healthier than McDs
truly all is lost.
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>>9682755
I've actually eaten it before they had the "Now Melts" stuff. It was 2 for 1 at a local dollar store so I bought 2 bags.
>went home made enchiladas with the cheese sprinkled on top
>I left them in the oven around an hour to cook
>when I pulled them out I realized it
>the meat was cooked but the cheese looked exactly as it did before going in the oven
>the cheese was warm and the exact same look and texture as when I put it on
>tastes like plastic and not like any other cheese I had eaten before
if I had to compare it, I'd say it was closest to a cheddar
I did figure out it melts in the microwave but it is not worth eating.
Most of the time whenever I used the cheese it was out of amazement that it didn't melt. Being dumb I did attempt to make an omelet with it because I thought maybe it was the oven and not the cheese but I got the same result.
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>>9691086
Nice




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