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A tasty McD burger.
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>>9693272
They sell these now, they taste like shit desu
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>>9693272
You can buy reptar bars though...at least you could a month or so back.
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>>9693327
It looks like mashed pickles and ketchup on a bun
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>>9693335
You aren't far off, just add some fish sticks, lard, and processed cheese.
Served with powdered milk.
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Pretty much everything from miitopia
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bachelor chow
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what was it meant to be?
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>>9693759
ABSOLU-TIVELY
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These huge burgers.
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>>9693900
How creative anon.
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>>9693900
Those burgers look too intelligent for me
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Just about any burger.
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Regular show burger mf
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>>9693272
I've always wanted to eat a ginger kid with purple dork glasses.... desu...
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>>9693327
YES, THE KANKERBURGER
O god, how I have lusted after these. Almost as much as I've lusted after Marie Kanker's cunt.
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this thing
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>>9693799
Tha poo poo plattah
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This and that imaginary food from peter pan with robin williams
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>>9695078
>he didnt see the binging with babish video on fight milk
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Looked like honey mustard mixed with mayo and marinara
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schezwan sauce!! IM PICKEL RIICCCCK
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A nice plate of Gagh
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>>9695627
>>9693900
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>>9693787
Ah well, yeah ofc
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Everything from chowder
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>>9695697
Jesus, thanks for making me want to play Neopets again after like 15 years.
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>>9695697
>Cheese and Rotten look exactly the same
what the FUCK
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>>9695051
Fuck. I thought I was the only one.
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A majority of Miitopia foods but especially Tornado Lemonade and Strata Sundae
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>>9695122
Can already hear that damned song.
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>>9695697
Funny thing is you could make half of these
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>>9693250
Any of the feasts in Redwall.
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>>9693888
Superjail is underrated as fuck
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tiny indiscernible pixels of food in any iteration of the tamagotchi universe
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>>9695122
PUDDI DAISUKI
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>>9693900
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM BURGER RICK MORTY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>9694385
So the two bun are cheeseburgers, and then the patty is a giant hunk of meat with a cheeseburger inside of it. The only other thing is ketchup? I have a feeling it's not bacon.
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I've always wandered what they would taste like, even came up with the idea the only edible part was the long brain.
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Im enjoying the references in this thread.

These are my favourite
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>>9695912
>>9695715
>>9695694
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>>9693900
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>>9693327
Thanks!
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>>9695701
Came here to post this, but I'm not sure if I could actually eat it. Not while still alive anyway.
Raktajino would be worth a try though.
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>>9695949
such a great game.
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>>9693799
Whenever I ate pudding as a kid I pretended it was the grey stuff.
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Pic related + eggscellent challenge, if it came with hat
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>>9696579
i imagine it being like fugu fish, deadly if prepared wrong, and i think you're right about the brain. the rest is too sinewy/bony
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>>9693250
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>>9693900
To be fair, it takes an awful lot of culinary taste to enjoy a Rick and Morty burger.
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>>9695697
>tfw I have a 14 year old account that fucking Neopets won't let me have because I was a dumb kid at the time and entered a random birthday instead of my real one

So fucking retarded. I have the password but I need to put in my birthday too? Fuck outta here. Oldest game account I still have...
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>>9696641
reddit
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>>9695867
>yfw you get served a ham and cheese but it's actually a ham and rotten.
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>>9699300
I know that feel and not only do I not give a fuck enough to make a new account to browse the new stuff, but I also couldn't do that to my old pets.

I don't even know why I put a fake age? Was there content that was age restricted?
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>>9693250
>tfw they sold "Krabby Patties" at my aquarium when I was a kid.
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>>9699361
the forums
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>>9699373
Someone in my hometown in Mexico tried to open a Krusty Krab ripoff. They got shut down immediately
https://www.yelp.com/biz/krustaceo-mexicali
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>>9699414
Holy shit, it's beautiful. I want to eat in here except with the decor of the "Squilliam" episode where they made it a fancy restaurant.
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>>9699414
You liar, the place you linked only vaguely looks like that.
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>>9694385
It's an ultimeatum you fucking casual
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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
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>>9699910
>Chernobyl
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Wendy Meat, from Wetware by Rudy Rucker
twitter.com/rudytheelder
a gal named wendy clones her own muscle tissue, sells it in grocery stores. hey, its not illegal to eat someone if they want you to, and they dont die. "eat me" i think was her ad slogan.
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this
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Why does cartoon food look so fucking good? Even stuff that isn't food
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My penis weenis of course :)
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>>9700103
They made it real for a whiile I think.

I never got my hands on it. but from reading both books, I craved it like noone else could
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>>9699876
We serve food here, sir..
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>>9699414
Lol i left them a review
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>>9699414
>They got shut down immediately
why
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>>9693327
Kankersmerig>>9693335
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>>9695051
This episode is the whole reason I ever tried flan.
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>>9701530
Just drink some Sunny-D, Anon. I've always assumed that to be the taste.
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>>9696874
Cardassian Kanar too
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Anything from Food Wars.
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>>9695234
Jesus christ, I can hear that it so clearly I'm my head. I wonder why that line stuck so well.
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>>9699910
>lybia
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>>9696510
Ketchup from the Himalayas
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>>9701913
Then you're in luck, because practically all of the dishes are feasible to make with a little elbow grease. Shonen Jump printed a couple of recipes, and you can even take the extra step of buying the official cookbook from the series' cooking consultant, Yuki Morisaki.
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>>9700073
We are really not far from this actually happening, and when it does I will definitely try it at least once.
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>>9701884
Except it seems like every race other than Cardassian finds Kanar disgusting. Now, a Saurian brandy or Romulan ale would be worth a try.
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>>9700073
>>9702011

If you think about it, Jesus beat us all to the punch by a millennia or so, disregarding metaphysics and semantics.
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>>9693900
Kill yourself
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>>9701841
was it worth it?
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>>9695249
>Literally eating ass
I miss old cartoons.
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The sandwiches that Shaggy and Scooby eat.
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>>9702212
That's not a fictional food. You can eat dicks whenever you want.
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>>9702169
This! Also? The spicy crawfish from the same movie.
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>>9702169
Not fictitious, the ingredients are just a mystery.
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>>9695697
>ywn have a Chokato
I wonder what it tastes like
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Life Fruit is probably delicious
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>>9701871
Didn't sunny-d cause gigacancer or something?
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Those weird looking jelly donuts from Pokemon
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Butterscotch cinnamon pie
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>>9703938
But that's just a regular food that exists
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>>9696279
This.
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>Over a hundred replies
>No mention of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

This board sucks.
My feet hurt.
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>>9704173
those slacks look high
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>>9699910
>Surrey
>Yeovil

how random
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>>9700601
upvote
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Pan galactic gargle blaster
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>>9699910
Are those jawbreakers?
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>>9700751
I got it already, Squidward-
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>>9699910
3 across 4 up literally says "fuck you"
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>>9699414
Nickelodeon should've done this when the show was at it's peak, they would've made so much money.
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>>9702169
this!
i came here thinking about those two

Some times they eated weird shit like ice cream sandwich with ketchup and mayonesse.

But some other times they are shown eating well made sandwich or burgers
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> cock/ will never ever come back
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>>9704260
yes
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>>9695122
Never forget
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>>9700996
Licensing issues, probably. The intellectual property belongs to Nickelodeon, so they probably felt cheated out or something. Greedy bastards should've opened up a Krusty Krab of their own.
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>>9703033
Don't know about that, but orange juice is linked to miscarriages, so who knows.
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>>9704521
Have you never seen a White Castle? They're all over the midwestern US. Hell, I've seen the burgers down in the frozen food aisle before.
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>>9704521
I like a lot of cheap food, but white castle is awful. The only fast food place i will not eat from.
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>>9695701
Rokeg blood pie is of interest to me, also are yamok sauce, plomeek soup, and the pie Bashir and Garak would get when they would go out to lunch.
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>>9704638
No kidding. Roommate microwaved a frozen wc burger once and it straight up smelled like a fart.
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>>9704605
>the joke
>you're head
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>>9705324
Your* head also.
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>>9693250
Fuck off babish
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>>9704638

I've always wanted to try it, I'm in Arizona, I'd have to go to Las Vegas or Texas to get some.
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>>9705370

I don't think we have White Castle in Texas. I've never seen it, not even in Dallas.
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The body and blood of Christ.
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>>9705383

I remember looking it up online a few years ago and it said there was one there.
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>>9695122
Those are real where I live anon.
They sell them at 7/11 here in Taiwan
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>>9701504
>>9701509
Fuck, I forgot this game existed, thanks anon. Gonna spend a comfy evening
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>>9703938
>not the snail pie
it'd work probably if you took the time to scoop out escargot from their shells to stuff a pie
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>>9696566
RUM HAM!
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>>9696469
most of them are regular food
>universe food
>collagen soup
>(japanese) meeting food
>luxury curry
>plentiful ramen
>mapo tofu
>minestrone
>hamburg steak
>big sausage
>inari sushi
>meat spaghetti
>kimchi fried rice
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>>9695912
I always wanted this too. I know it's supposed to be a combination of flavors but I always imagined as being a really sour gumball.
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>>9694385
Would buy and eat
>>9702184
Wouldn't affect humans tho
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>>9695912
the other day i ate a whopper and purple sour gummy lifesaver in the same bite, and I imagine it's exactly what this tastes like
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>>9704064
Speaking of which, I want the moistmaker
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>>9703910
sweet donuts
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>>9708905
you ate my sandwich?
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>>9706929
What was this even supposed to be?
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>>9693917
Its ok, you have to be smart to get the reference. You probably just cant understand it because you aren't smart enough to get the quick whit of Rick and Morty. It takes a special kind of mind.
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Binging babish

>the thread

I thought you all hated him
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>>9701884
I'd only drink it if it's with Damar
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>>9696453
i imagine they taste like popcorn chicken
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>>9709087
I always figured they'd taste like those testsicles I keep hearing about
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>>9704283
>sandwich bread
Also mo pickles
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>>9709000
>implying he was the first to do this kind of thing
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>>9708964
Custard. It's even in the name, you know, tubby custard
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>>9702361
And the gumbo
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>>9708964
Chicken McNugget filling.
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>>9709241
"On a raft" means on toast.
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the secret ingredient is feces
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>>9695249
steamed hams
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>>9693799
i've had the grey stuff at red rose tavern in disney land, its just oreo whip on a lemon cookie, pretty shit tier i got jewed by mr. mouse
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>>9705348
>waiting at wayrest shrine for Dungeon
>some cp660 comes up to me called "kanyeaWesst"
>invites to trade
>gives me this
>mfw
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>>9709497
Don't try to mix egg, crab meat, apples, pasta and cheese. It looked okay fuck fuck that flavor.
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>>9703910
Jelly filled are my favorite!
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>>9701884
Didnt they describe it as a thick unsweetened alcoholic drink?
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>>9706929
Why do those tower things seem so phallic?
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>>9704327

is that some fukkin "They're Back"?
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>>9693250

>ywn experience the aurora borealis in your kitchen while enjoying these.

Why live?
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>>9710213
Fucken Mandela effect man
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>>9696579
You'd be sorely disappointed. With hydrofluoric blood, it's veins would need to be lined with a mucous to protect itself.

While the outside is hard like bone, the inside would most likely have the texture of 10 day old mussel and a taste to match.
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>>9709497

Deathclaw omelettes were really good, right?

Man I love omelettes.
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>>9695122
That's real, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faLRTuZjLDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxU_sVqARXU
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>>9710573
goku says they have no flavor and you can't even cook them.
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>>9704496
>>9706929
Yes
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>>9710582
Become a professional bodybuilder and eat them at the gym any time you get tired out.
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>>9693250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuN1Kj8BT2Q
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>>9693759
The scene where they're drooling over the pizza due to starvation annoys me. Spongebob and Squidward are drawn in over detailed style, but the pizza in its close up shot is drawn in the usual style for no reason when it's supposed to look even tastier than normal.
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>>9695478
Was this the original memezwuan sauce?
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>>9710232
Why is this meme a thing
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>>9693787
Always wondered what those were, I assume they're not based on a Jap dish and just something that looks vaguely foodlike?
Look like onion chickens
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>>9705348
Is that 35 real time minutes?
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Jack's bean salad.
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>>9693327
Danny antonucci is a fucking Miracle Worker for making disgusting vomit looking slop look absolutely delicious
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>>9709241
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>>9710699

you must be 18 years or older to post on this site
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>>9693759
No diet Dr. Kelp?!?!
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>>9696566
>>9705850
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!!
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a delicious Dagwood sandwich, natch
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>>9706929
>ywn have tubby custard with tubby toast
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>>9710280

Nah you are both just retarded. That shit was always called we're back.
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>noone posting hayaos food

plebs
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>>9711518
There's nothing fictional about bacon and eggs, anon.

The point of the thread is foods that don't actually exist.
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>>9695697
Can't believe I recognized this after over a decade.
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>>9711521

someone posted a plain pizza from spongbob, so whats wrong?
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Shit looks delisioso
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LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME
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>>9711530
>someone posted a plain pizza from spongbob, so whats wrong?

They made the same mistake you did and posted a non-fictional food.
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>>9693799
ordervs
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>>9693327
Would you eat this conventionally or would you drink it through a straw?
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>>9699390
Also the stupid surveys for neopoints. I don't remember if I could play the games on my mom's crappy Mac and too stupid to realize the games were where the NP were at the time.

I actually had a legit account that I had my parents fax in a form saying it was okay for me to have access to the forums and content.

However I think I made a new one and I was in the same scenario as >>9699300

I emailed support and they said my account was permanently frozen and gone since I couldn't recover it.

Rip my plushie poogle Vampire625.
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>>9710573
I want dad beans too...
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>>9702546
fuck Stefan Galaxy
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>>9704566
I doubt it would be worth it. It'd be one constantly packed novelty location. They would get a lot of volume but probably not worth it.

Maybe a meme location at universal studios would work with park prices.
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>>9710030
>pasta and cheese
Just call it Kraft dinner, dick head
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>>9710929
The only reason it's a meme is because fucking children who never watched the Simpsons are spamming that clip on social media. His question is valid.
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LEXX food always looked pretty good
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these fuckin hamburgers, man. those sweet forbidden ham bougas
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>>9702797
A chocolate-flavored tomato?
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Everything from Dungeon Meshi
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>>9710578
watch that show for more than five seconds
please KYS
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that hot chocolate from either the santa clause or the polar express
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>fictional
why can't you eat flan, anon?
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I'd eat the absolute fuck out of this
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>>9710710
Almost certain they're just chickens or cornish hens.
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*insert picture of anime food*
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>>9696566
Some faggotzine columnist made one of those and said it made him want to die.
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>>9700618
Yep. Used to sell them at krogers and at a place in the Houston galleria. They came with golden tickets in some too for nostalgia value. These were the best fucking chocolate bars I've ever had, that anyone's ever had. Take whatever reddit tier /ck/ praised german chocolate brand and throw it in the trash because those wonka bars were made by gods inhabiting mortal bodies. Each was roughly the size of a crunch bar but slightly bigger and way thicker. Wonka deserves to burn to the ground after discontinuing them. What's left are shit gummies
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>>9694385
>>9696510
>>9699853
>>9706736
Babbish actually made this and supposedly it tastes like garbo
It's sad there are actual autists who would try a dish clearly meant to be a ridiculous joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7eUmZ4Sp3U
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>>9695694
there are 2 dishes i can spot which are real irl.
the dumplings which look like gyoza. and the pork bao.
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>>9702169
y dos he bleeds wen the burge eats?
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>>9704327
oh damn I remember this
but from what?
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>>9706929
ja of het tubbiekoekje
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>>9712889
It's a knife sandwich
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>>9710280
>>9712897
nvm

>>9711518
>>9693787
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>>9710232
i love steamed hams!
some newfags fuck up and charbroil the hams
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>>9704301
Fancy that. It doesn't seem to be a shoop either.
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>>9704496
fucck yes
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>>9714480
I don't even like fish too much but I would love to eat anything Sanji cooks.
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It’d probably taste like toothpaste though
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>>9714891
Looks like your mouth would get destroyed if you ate that, let alone what would happen to your digestive tract.
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>>9714897
Yeah that’s true. Maybe just sub out the gems for blue raspberry hard candies if you’re just a mortal being.

Also does anyone ever have a perceived notion of food in fiction tasting better than what it actually would in reality? I’ve always felt that way especially with pizza as the cheese/dough/pepperoni would just taste otherworldly.
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>>9714905
Just buy some kelp and blend it, Anon.
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fuckin lobster soul
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>>9700103
I had one of these when I was about 7, they're basicly normal chocolate bars. I remeber it being a bit milkier and sweeter than normal.
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>>9711699
Just eat twisted Cheetos while playing, anon




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