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Dave's killer bread did not live up to the hype. I was pretty disappointed.
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why doesn't it actually kill you
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>>9698028
who's dave?
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>>9698028
what's bread?
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I love their 21 grain. but I have to toast it. egg samiches are the best.
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>>9698028
It's bread. What kind of hype does bread have?
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>>9698028
I like how dense they are.
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>>9698065
>>9698080
they're memes you newshitters
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>>9698028
reddit: the bread
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>>9698028
Save 3 dollars and just buy Arnold's.
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I hear you OP, I don't know why my family thinks it's so great but to me it's 2/10 desperation bread. The texture is gummy and the crust is shit, it tastes like any other cheap loaf of bread.
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It's also between 6 to 9 dollars a loaf depending on where you go. That's just ridiculous for bread that is sub par
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There is no hype. Its mass produced trash
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Clearly no one here has had raison the roof, the superior cinnamon raison bread.
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>>9698218
I've never seen it above $4
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It actually used to be good. Dave was a pretty chill guy who only hired ex-cons, giving people a second chance. Then he sold out and the quality sharply declined. Now it's just riding off the name, mass produced garbage as others have said. Dave's killer pre-2012 or so was great stuff.
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>>9698305
Lies. I first had it in 2009 and remember it being just as shitty.
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Never heard of it, looks like hipster trash.
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>>9698311
Well that's probably because you only eat white bread
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>>9698358
>you don't like this shitty bread so you must only eat even shittier bread

I like fresh baked breads that are soft and elastic with nice chewy crusts, I don't bother buying cheap shitty factory-baked "bread"
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>>9698367
Well fucking compare it to a competitor then, no shit an actual bakery will sell better bread than the grocery store.
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>>9698378
>Well fucking compare it to a competitor then

What? Do I have to name a competitor that's better than dave's shitty bread in order to make the claim that it's shit?
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>>9698028
Nothing with a logo like this will ever live up to expectations.
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>>9698292
Bullshit. There's no way. Give me proof my guy.
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>>9698384
he's not wrong. if we're talking of mass produced bread you have to compare it to that. otherwise there'd be no point in making the OP.

it's like if i make a thread on /fa/ saying 511's are crap and then when asked what's better i compare them to jeans made by my local tailor i wouldn't really be proving anything
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I like the taste of their bread but when I try to spread something on it, it just rips apart. Very weak bread
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Eureka is good and so is orowheat organic
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>>9698095
>egg samiches are the best.
Joe Rogan pls
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It's not bad just hard to justify the extra money when you could just buy dumpster's 12 grain bread and it's close enough
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>>9698028
If a loaf of bread can last longer than a day or two without going to shit, it was never that good to begin with.
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>>9698472

As somebody who wears 5.11s at work because they issue them I don't know why anybody would consider them /fa/ unless you work in law enforcement. Although I do like their clothes, wearing it off duty is sort of silly.

Sorry, I just thought it was an odd comparison. Maybe there is another 511 you were referring to.
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>>9698401
It's 6.99 for two loaves at costco
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>>9698557
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read
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>>9698595
Enjoy your preservatives, soyboy.
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my friend was talking about it, saying its this really healthy bread that's better than other bread, he doesn't know why but I should look it up and see for myself

it's bread. It will never be healthy
at most you can make it marginally less bad for you
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>>9698065
some dead beat crack addicted felon who got lucky and created a meme food, was mildly successful, sold the company then became a dead beat crack head again
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>>9698585
>costco
>two loaves

That doesn't really count. I'm not the anon you're replying to.
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>>9698391
Lmao I'm dead
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>>9698472
In >>9698367 I wasn't comparing it to anything, just stating that I prefer fresh baked (who doesn't). But if I had to make a fair comparison, pic related is a million times better than any other store bought bread.
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>>9698604
Any loaf of bread should last more than two days
>>9698657
How doesn't that count? It's like 5$ at the yuppie place down the road.
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>>9698765
>I've never seen it above $4
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>>9698873
I didn't make that statement, but once again it's at the yuppie store so there's usually a 1-2$ mark up
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>>9698567
Not 5.11 tactical, you security guard. Levi 511
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its not bread its bird food
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>>9698095
That's what I do with it too. Fry them eggs and then throw the bread in the pan and make a sandwich.
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but...but he's a rehabilitated criminal and it proves liberals are right about our prison systems
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>>9699415
That they're broken, corrupt, and overcrowded from ancient drug laws that need to be revised?
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>>9698685
Thats a much more reasonable comparison. However I will have to refer you to my previous comment >>9698358
>Well that's probably because you only eat white bread
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>>9700519
Every store bought whole wheat bread I've had tasted like shit. Most are gummy and flavorless like Dave's, so yeah, when it comes to supermarket breads I like white bread.

Freshly baked loaves from the bakery are a different story, I love all fresh breads.
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Ha first one to call it felon bread!!!!
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>>9698095
this
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I lose a ton of respect for people/companies/products when they try to make themselves look super jacked but IRL they're old and flabby.
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By the time a loaf makes it into your shopping cart, it's already been in and out of the refrigerator several times over
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>>9698965
511s still aren’t effay
even the 510s are garbage these days.
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>>9701624
Well it should please you to know that Dave is fucking jacked, he basically looks exactly like that picture.
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>>9698028
Ain't this nigga back in jail?




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