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worst thing you've ever eaten on purpose or by accident
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Pancit palabok at a flip cafe. Truly the worst thing I've ever eaten.
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if a candy was so utterly foul that neither me nor my dad could get through a single piece then i can't fucking imagine how horrific the real deal is
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>be child
>don't like rice
>this is because my mom made FUCKING MINUTE RICE
>only eat that shit if it had cheese wiz mixed in
>at friends house for dinner
>having rice
>oh boy
>ask if they have any cheese wiz
>explain that I like my rice with cheesy goodness
>they have none
>offer to microwave a slice of processed cheese product food on it
>sure thing
>still invoke the memory of that taste when I need to induce vomiting
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Not really eating per se but in middle school I got bet twenty bucks that I wouldn't put tobasco sauce up my nose. Walked away with twenty bucks that day. Burned like hell but it was worth it.
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>>9789306
Fried gizzard from an old rooster
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I hate panna cotta, polenta, and papaya
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>>9789428
reminds me of a friend in HS who thought it would be funny to snort sugar off a sugar cookie. He cried.
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>>9789306
Drunk ate a moldy pita bread by accident and realized what I had done after eating the majority of the pita.

Had an awful stomach ache the next day.
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>>9789441
>polenta
Is polenta similar to mamaliga? Because my friend's mom made it for us once and I remember it had just... the mushiest texture and it was probably the most bland thing I'd ever tasted.
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>>9789306
chokecherries.
we had two trees in the yard when i was a kid, and i ate them once every summer just as a novelty.
they are more sour than anything you could imagine, and dry out your mouth like you're chomping on a chunk of deodorant
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>>9789306
Not sure if it counts as eating, but the prescription mouthwash I got from my oral surgeon. It was darker and much more bitter than normal mouthwash, and was even viscous. I actually did a spit take when I first used it.
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>>9789428
Faggot, I used to snort taco bell sauce on the daily for free.
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>>9789306
Al's Italian Beef sogwich in Chicago. Took one bite, couldn't believe how bad it was. Took a second bite to be sure I wasn't hallucinating. I wasn't. Into the trash it went.
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>>9789306
OP ate a cockroach once.
Actually, that's only half true.
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>>9789306
Can't really remember, thankfully.

Most memorable thing was that time in high school when I ate a whole raw habañero for a dare. Retrospectively I got a nice endorphin high from it, but I wasn't prepared for the pain at the time.
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>order pad thai from one of those places that adds 3 shrimp on top for $5 more.
>pad thai shows up with shrimp on top
>um, I'm allergic to shrimp. I didn't order that
>no problem sir be right back
>returns with pad thai that looks suspiciously like they just took it out back and took the shrimp off
> anaphylaxis/10
>spent the night in the hospital
>yes, there is such a thing as actual allergies
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mayonnaise/mustard I hate that shit
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>>9789542
Fake news, lies, etc.

(That sucks tho desu)
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>>9789519
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>>9789306
>scoop rice from pot into plate
>see a grain of rice beside my plate
>3secondrule.webm
>its a booger
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>>9789306
uni

yes i'm sure some of the top chefs and food critics in the world love uni and say it's one of life's great pleasures. reminder that some of those same people, without any doubt, fuck children or pay hookers to shit in their mouth.

uni is like a smear of organy diarrhea. i wanted to throw up but consumed it anyway because it was like 16 dollars that my girlfriend at the time spent. i broke up with her after fingering her ass too deeply for her liking suddenly one day
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>>9789557
>i wanted to throw up but consumed it anyway because it was like 16 dollars that my girlfriend at the time spent.
Sunk costs are sunk!
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>>9789466
It's probably very similar, I mostly hate the grittiness of polenta.
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>>9789569
Sad!
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>>9789428
snorting cayenne as a dare is a bad idea, shit hurt my head for about a day afterwards
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>>9789527
Chicagoan here, Al's beef is fucking disgusting. Somehow the beef is dry as a bone but the bun is soggier than a gonorrhea-filled pussy
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>>9789557
First time I had uni it was one of the worst things I'd ever eaten. Then I learned how extremely perishable the stuff is. And it's expensive. So it's a good tell if a place is shit. If they serve uni and it isn't delicious you're eating at a place so shit that they're serving you rotten seafood because they don't want to throw away the expensive ingredient that spoiled. You hate uni because you had rotten uni at a shitty place.
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>>9789306
>at my grandfather's house for Thanksgiving break
>he makes me a breakfast sandwich because he's really nice
>bacon, egg and cheese. shit looks tasty.
>take a bite
>mayo and relish
>finish the sandwich because I'm hungry and love my grandpop
>stomach ache for the rest of the day
I love my grandfather but we're all convinced his taste buds don't work properly.
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>>9789306
ur dad
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I put a bunch of soy in some milk one time. Tasted horrible
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Watermelon went bad
Took a bite
Mistake
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>get cheesy tater tots at a bar
>Pull one out
>Cheese strings out like in the Goofy Movie
>Fucking yummmmmy
>Put it in my mouth and slurp it up
>Chew and swallow
>Cheese strings down by throat and I feel like I'm choking
>Try to pull out cheese string
>It's the longest piece of hair I've ever seen in my life
>That cheese string was just a long strand of hair covered in cheese
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>>9789592
I was honestly in disbelief about how bad it was. I was on a tour across the country at the time, so I'd had a bunch of dicey regional dishes. You know, loosemeat sandwiches, biscuits and gravy, hot brown sandwiches, Skyline chili 3-way - all of those were at least edible. The Italian beef was the only thing I've come across that had to go into the trash after a couple bites besides a West Virginia pepperoni roll.
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>>9789306
Years ago

>During military service
>two-week training exercise innawoods
>hard day at the training field at day 6
>Everyone is hungry as hell
>We're brought re-heated boiled potatoes and liver sauce
>I dont expect gourmet cooking, I expect something edible
>I dont care what it is, I need food
>then I smell something rancid
>I wonder if the wind is blowing from the direction of our field toilets.
>as I get closer in the "field hiding/manouver line of getting food", I get a hint of dogfood in the stench that coats the area
>I hear moaning and whining from the food distribution areas
>and as I open the container lid it hits me
>its not the field toilets, its the food
>ohfucknodearlordhelpus.jpg
>The taste and smell was equal to what stale dog kibble smells like with equal parts of what steaming sewage smells like
>We're told we are only going to get that today
>I took seconds out of necessity
>I had to swallow each bite several times because of nausea
>damn piccolo brought the elevator back many times
>my own stomach acid actually made it taste better
>repeat at the next meal
>witness our NCO just turning some dirt up, throwing his portion there and covering it back up
>later I found out why

I've had bad tasting food before, but that was torturous, many outright refused or were unable to eat it without gagging/puking. We had people fainting that day. All of our officers and NCO's outright refused to eat it and got themselves pizza and other treats from 80kilometres away. An option we grunts didnt have.
And then they ofcourse ostracized and scolded everyone of us for being a bunch of bitchy whiners. And took us for a long march during the night for someone yelling back at them, and for us laughing at it in unison and giving the guy cheers.
The hero yelled something like
"HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR PIZZA YOU PUSSIES!"
>we lost alot of respect towards our officers and NCO's that day.
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>cat food while I was drunk
>rabbit treats (yogurt drops) while I wasn't
>easily the fucking worst was abalone sushi
A close second was raw octopus sushi. Abalone wins because I had to fight down vomit mid chew
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>>9789306
a silverfish
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>>9789306
Garlic bread that had been touched by roaches. When I first dated my ex at the time i had notice garlic bread on an tray and asked her how old was it and she said last night. Ate a piece and didnt think about it. Fast forward a couple weeks I noticed her parents had really bad habit of leaving food out. You know the rule where if you leave food out all the time roaches will eventually come. Days started passing as I visited and noticed theyre whole apartment is infested with roaches. Move a plate, roaches, turn on light, roaches. I then knew that garlic bread i ate must of been touched/shitted on by roaches. Never ate there again.
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Semen.
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>>9789896
hehe gay :3c ewie
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>>9789879
That is fucking vile dude
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>>9789306
We use frozen calamari at my work, and so we usually have a couple thawing out in a plastic container (they're packaged and shit).
I was changing the container, and there was some water at the bottom, and my buddy tells me he'll give me $20 from his tip pool if I take a shot of that stanky water.
I fucking did it and it tasted like rancid, sour, bitter piss. Fucker didn't even give me the $20 after, he just fucking laughed
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>>9789803
But abalone is almost tasteless. The best way I can describe it is subtly meaty, earthy rubber, hardly anything that would trigger a gag reflex (for me, at least).

>>9789406
This anon is on the money, though. There's a reason why it's prohibited on public transport in SEA, where it's mainly grown. The cruellest irony of all is that the flesh itself tastes more delicious than anything so malodorous and ugly has any right to be.
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>>9789917
>Fucker didn't even give me the $20 after, he just fucking laughed
Your buddy is a welching nigger, get new friends
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>>9789741
8/10 anon.

For me, the worst thing I have eaten was a rack of lamb. Tasted like old worn socks.
I dunno if the cold chain had broken, or if it was poorly butchered. Had to eat it though as it was the first time I met my gf's parents. So i know that feel
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>>9789306
Went to the Food Ingredients Europe exhibition in Frankfurt Germany last week.

There was a Chinese vendor displaying all sorts of stuff related to bees. After some talking the guy I was talking to offered me some sample pouches. One of which was "Queen bee larva powder".

Me: "whats this for?"

He: "is healthy!"

Me: "healthy for what?"

He: "very healthy for men!"

I tried the powder and it tastes like a nutty milk powder with a bittersweet aftertaste.
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>>9789879
That remind me. When I went to a friends house one time to vidya. I noticed he had a bunch of snacks on the table. I didn't know this at the time but a roach had layed its eggs in the twinkie and I took one big bite of it and began to gag.
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>>9789932
It wasn't the taste of the abalone, it was the texture.
>rubbery yet soft outside
>a layer of what I can only describe as abalone goo which pools in your mouth
>a hard muscley center
>>9789406
I remember someone brought these into our work, ate one then got rid of the package and left them in a bowl in our office. For weeks people would think "oh free candy" grab one and then immediately spit it out when they tasted it.
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>>9789306
Leech

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1cofFuIxFvo
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>>9789940
Thas racist mang
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Ethiopian food
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>>9789474
They're real good for making wine tho
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>>9789306
eggs with grit from the scrubbing stone used on the griddle
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>>9790056
its just spiced meat and veg pastes, it's nothing amazing but what is so bad?
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>>9789557
It's truly vile. I've given it multiple chances and it's always disgusting
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>>9789596
Sounds good fag
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>>9789556
bogies don't taste too bad though. I've eaten them since I was very young.
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>on purpose
Piure
>by accident
Cats
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>>9789306
Blue cheese. Tastes like the smell of ants.
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>>9789306
Bloodwurst while in Munich. It was cold intestine in a pool of chilled blood. What I get for trying to be cultured. Even after two of those massive steins, I couldn't do it.
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>>9789306
by accident: qdoba
on purpose: dog shit
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>>9789542
why are you posting on 4chan when you could fucking prostitutes in your nice home with that fat lawsuit check you DEFINITELY got?
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>>9790016
Those aren't leech tho. They're that small fish that people use to stuff tofu with
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>>9789306
>see chicken gizzards at grocery store
>money is tight but I like meat and gizzards are $1/lb
>try cooking them by giving them a quick sear with onions and then braising them in chicken stock and jerk seasoning.
>thicken stock into a sauce with roux
>add linguini
>smells fucking fantastic
>sauce tastes great
>noodles are fine
>gizzards taste like shit-covered ass with cinnamon on top
>couldn’t choke down more than a few bites
>sigh and throw it all out
>go to /ck/ for advice
>anon says to batter them with cornmeal and fry
>do so with remaining raw gizzarda
>can barely get the batter to stick, and almost burn some of it
>take a bite
>not anywhere near as bad, but still not great
>look down
>itsfookingraw.jpg
>somehow I almost burned the outside but left the inside fucking medium rare
>throw the rest of my money in the trash and never buy gizzards again
I’m still mad at myself.
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Mungbean mochi from this sweet old Asian lady at a local ramen joint. She wanted me to taste it to promote her new catering business and I wanted to be nice. This shit tasted like a fish tank. Almost puked after one bite but had to hold it in until she walked away. There were no napkins. Had to be sly and scuttle to the restroom and spit that shit out.
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When I was stationed in korea I worked on a korean army base and eat at their mess hall for lunch. They had blood soup (선지국) at least once a week and it was once/week and it was vile. I'm by no means a prude and have eaten and enjoyed blood sausage, but this soup had large chunks of coagulated blood floating around in it and nauseated me.
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Not really eating, but this one summer we had a really bad sugar any infestation. One afternoon I go to grab a straw for my water and as I dip it I to my cup. I inhale a straw full of ants and some water. I'll never forget the movement of them in my mouth, throat and nose and to this day I can't use straws.
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>>9790457
Did you not clean them up? For that price they were probably still dirty and full of the precursor to bird shit.
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>>9789804
How did it taste?
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>>9789441
Try dried papaya
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>>9789570
Put some feta in it
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>>9790508
Nope. I had no fucking clue I had to do that until now.
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Fleshlight full of macaroons.
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>>9789306
>be me, Sophomore in high school wrestling.
>finally make varsity
>hazing
>the upper classmen blindfold the new varsity and beat the shit out of us. we hold out as long as we can and when we give up we are told you yell IM A PUSSY
>getting the shit beat out of me
>finally cave in
>open mouth to yell IM A PUSSY
>upper classman sticks a kit kat in my mouth
>I'm like.. well that was anti-climactic but whatever
>12 months later we go to haze the new varsity team.
>we blindfold them
>tell them we are about to beat the shit out of them and they yell IM A PUSSY when they give up
>captain hands out the kit cats
>everyone pulls their pants down and sticks the kit kat in their B-hole
>I vomit

TLDR i ate a butthole kit kat and didn't know about it till a year later.
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>>9789306
My moms milkrice. When she made it, it was practicly half raw and for some reason was all scratchy in my throat to the point of me having to throw up. Alternatively, the mayo she used for her hair for some reason.
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>>9790393
i did go back and told them what happened. They denied taking the shrimp off and said it was a new plate. I asked to speak with the manager and he emphatically denied simply taking the shrimp off, but gave us a full refund and a gift certificate for $50. needless to say it went unused.
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>>9790588
never try and argue with retarded asians
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Walden Farms "chocolate hazelnut spread"

Curiosity was the motivator but my God that stuff was absolutely foul. It was just a sloppy pot of rancid-tasting chemicals. So much regret.

Curiously, their salad dressings and pancakes syrups are alright so go figure.
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>>9790294
Bloodwurst quality depends on what part of germany you're in. Munich ones are kinda crap while the more eastern parts of germany make better one. That beeing said, I'd still not recommend it.
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My grandmother was an ozark country girl and she used to let milk clabber (sour and coagulate). One time I just poured a glass thinking it was regular milk not paying attention, took a big gulp and immediately vomited. She was pissed as shit and slapped my face for wasting "good food."
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>>9789306
chicken noodle soup. it made me sick for about 24 hours.
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kefir
grew up in a Russian family, dad always tried to get me to drink it but I'd cry and throw it up every time
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>>9789557
>i broke up with her after fingering her ass too deeply for her liking suddenly one day
...
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I am obese. when I tried to lose weight a few weeks ago I threw all the food out of my house
got so fucking hungry at night that I snuck to the beach and started drinking the sand from the discarded plastic bottles hoping some might contain crabs and oysters which are yummy.
fucking ended up eating bottles of old sand. was sick for days
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>>9791335
>I snuck to the beach and started drinking the sand from the discarded plastic bottles hoping some might contain crabs and oysters
What the fuck dude.
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>>9791335
this might be the most retarded thing i have ever read on /ck/
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>>9789406
I ate a durian ice cream cake, and the first bite felt like biting a corpse. The next ones felt like fucking cocaine.
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>>9789441
>panna cotta
fuck is wrong witchu
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>>9789557
>i broke up with her after fingering her ass too deeply for her liking suddenly one day
Seeing you confessed to liking chasing literal shit off girls' asses, I'll taste uni as soon as possible.
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A piece of rancid Salisbury steak from the campus dining hall. I swallowed it like a retard but fortunately didn't get sick.
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>>9790580
why do you people accpet hazing ? genuinely curious
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>>9789306
My own urine by accident. I pissed clear as water urine in a nalgene bottle and drank it during the hangover I had next morning. Only remembered it was my own piss after my second swig.
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>>9791335
Are obese people fully human?
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>>9791480
it's an excuse for dudes to beat off to some gay rapey power fantasies
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>>9791335
During medschool I once went three days without eating.

The only inconvenience was the inability to sleep.
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>>9791492
He sounds like he's at least twice the human as the rest of us.
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I ate a bad oyster a few years ago and had to have part of my stomach and intestines removed.
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>>9791486
I've done this twice out of whiskey bottles, not that bad desu but holy shit did I feel like an idiot especially the second time
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>>9789306
I ate a tuna sandwich. I didn't notice the green of the bread until I took a bite.
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A roach fell into my glass of milk and I swallowed that mf. Thought it was a bubble until i felt the legs hit the back of my tongue
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>>9790475
this hotpot place near me has trays of weird shit like coagulated blood, brains etc.

i tried the brains. i thought theyd be firmer and almost cauliflower like texture but they are as goopy as snot. i picked it up off the tray with tongs and kinda flopped it on my plate, i dumped it in the pot and let it simmer for probably like 5 minutes and then fished it out and tried to chew it but my gag reflex started so i just swallowed it whole. it was like eating a big wet booger from like king kong or something.
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was eating Nerds candy once, dropped one on the floor. I'm not a pussy so i reached down and picked it up without looking and popped it in my mouth

I had actually picked up a tiny pebble of cat litter undoubtedly coated in piss or shit
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>>9789306
My brother's wife food
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>>9789917
Break his goddamned kneecaps, he has no honor.
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>>9789306
Tandoori chicken at some indian place where it was made of tiny chickens and full of bones and there was simply no polite way to separate meat from the bone
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>>9791335
Your survival was Darwin's failure..
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>>9789406
Heh, I use to force-feed these to my younger siblings to make them cry.
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>>9789306
I just tried carbonating some milk. Wouldnt recommend it.
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>>9789428
One time I ate a whole hot pepper and an ugly whore with big 7th grade tits let me feel her up as a prize.
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My aunt's breast milk. Thought it was regular milk. she's a 400 pound hambeast
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>>9789441
Are you sure you have actually eaten panna cotta?
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>>9789557
>>9790931
>after fingering her ass one day too deeply (for her liking)
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>>9791335
You just cant make this shit up
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>>9791486
Everyone who's ever used a water bottle as an ashtray will tell you drinking piss is fucking nothing
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Cooked mushy spinach. It makes me gag. I have no idea how people stomach it.
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Mayonnaise
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>>9789997
*puke*
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>>9790238
This is so repulsive.
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>>9790475
>>9792203
I’m not sure which of these two posts more makes me want to vomit.

Unfortunately for me you both did a great job providing details.
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>>9790585
It’s supposed to be a good conditioner. Alternatively, a good lice treatment.
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>>9791335
I don’t understand how this was supposed to be a solution to your hunger. You can’t just randomly pry them off the beach and eat them anyway. It isn’t safe.
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>>9791974
Seriously? Did you get some sort of worm or equivalent (I.e. literal bug)?
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>>9793019
It's disgusting. I once saw a girl do it in elementary school, and I remembered it every time I saw her after that
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>>9789997
This is the only one that got to me. Jesus.
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>>9791480
only people who want to be hazed get hazed.

>worked on boats my whole life. there are those we can fuck with, and those we can not.
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>>9789306
I ate a third of a can of Chum for $100 when I was 19.
Dude didn't give me my $100, so I started a fight to save face.

All i did was get the pissworks beat out of me.
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>>9791480
well as a teenager on varsity there was tremendous social pressure to go along. being rejected from teammates would make for a completely miserable season. I mean.. it's fuckign WRESTLING. 4 hours of workouts a day with school-sanctioned anorexia. it's already miserable. add rejection from teammates on top of that and its no wonder i accepted the hazing ritual. looking back i wonder why i signed up for wrestling in the first place. I probably would have had more fun that winter if i went snowboarding and hung out with friends.

but yeah, it's pretty gay.
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>>9794141
>wrestling
>gay
STOP THE PRESSES
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puke flavored jellybean
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>>9791480
Hazing is a a toll you pay to join a group, a sacrifice. Sacrifice has been used in every culture to represent your acknowledgement of the future, and the commitment to seeing it. By rubbing a kit kat on your bhole, and making some kid eat it, that kid is saying "ill go through what you did so that we can be stronger as a group"

That's a really powerful thing. The most common example is how the traditions of circumcision started.
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>>9793081
>working on a boat
how much sailor rape?
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>>9789306
I bought a bag of chicken gizzards a couple of months ago to try fried with some vegetables. It didn't taste awful, but it was fucking impossible to chew.
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>>9791335
this can't be
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>>9789306
A spoonful of Alpo for $10 bucks in middle school. Wasn't that bad. Wait, I also tried a Beggin' strip when I was even younger. That was real bad
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>>9789406
>>9789932
>>9790001
>>9791387
>>9792916
Durian tastes and smells delicious you fucking tastebudlet babies.
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mom put crazy straw in the dishwasher
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>>9789306
Smakibons. I've seen some on here say they're great, but I couldn't stand them.
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>>9789306
grade school, I ate a pop tart that was in an opened bag on the floor of a school bus.

Looking back, idk. Something something peer pressure.
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>>9794831
>Durian tastes and smells delicious you fucking tastebudlet babies
>smells delicious
I don't believe I've ever seen someone so wrong in my life.
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>>9789406
How very different you and I are. I actually found them enjoyable.
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I had a peritonsular throat abscess and they cut a hole in the abscess, which leaked pus down my throat if I couldn't spit it out fast enough. It was gross
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>>9789557
I had a better experience with it somewhat. Actually bought the live animals for rather cheap. Then I bought them home and cracked them with a meat tenderizer. The biggest PITA is that everything inside is covered with bile. You do have to kind of do pass throughs in salt water a few times.

But it did feel rather odd. That was one of the first times I'd killed anything that wasn't a bug or something. It has no brain so it can't be like OUCH, DESU! but it felt a little like murder.

Tasted decent though.
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Vegan "sausage". Tasted like extremely greasy cardboard, spices and some kind of unidentifiable paste. The grease was some weird oily-waxy kind that coats the mouth and refuses to be removed.
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>>9795062
>he thinks his primitive unevolved tongue cells can make an argument
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>>9789413
>asking for stuff other than salt or pepper that's not already at the table at other people's houses.

Whew, that's pretty autistic.
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>>9789557
>i broke up with her after fingering her ass too deeply for her liking suddenly one day

??
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>>9789306
The burrito I'm about to eat on lunch, just threw all the leftovers from yesterday's hotdogs in it.
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Some retard put Ketchup on my burger and I spit it out and threw it out
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>>9795183
do you smell with your fucking tongue
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not exactly eating but

>go to israel with family
>take meds for mental shit, they taste like shit
>always drink them with juice so I don't gag
>at the airport
>"hey uncle, I need to take my meds... do you have any juice?"
>"there's water in my bag"
>o
>don't want to seem rude
>take the water, attempt to swallow pills as quickly as possible
>puke all over the floor

wew
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>>9790457
You didn't clean them at did you? Soak them in milk for a day then try again it's completely different.
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>>9789466
It's really the same thing with a different name.
It's made out of basically any cereal out there, and everywhere around the mediterranean.
That's because it's mostly grainy flour boiled over and over till it becomes something edible and it's one of the oldest things /ck/ among bread and ethanol
I'm Italian with a Romanian aunt and the main difference is that she used spelt for it back home, when we mostly use corn.
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gluten
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Green moldy bread.
Woke up late and had to go real soon. Without looking I santched some bread. Ate it. Tasted like dirt.
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Carolina Reaper. I don't understand why people bother making stuff that spicy. It doesn't taste good and most of the suffering is from when its in your stomach and you feel like your guts are going to explode.
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>>9791335
10/10
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once drank half a litre of olive oil on a dare, felt mysteriously sick after and like my throat and stomach were full of oil

smoothest vomit of my life it just fell out
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>>9790806
I accidentally ate one of these once, by far the worst taste I've ever tried to scrub out of my mouth
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>>9791335
Do you just bite straight into the wrapper when you eat a chocolate bar as well?
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>>9790238
All kids do this naturally.
Eating boogers is actually good for you, it strengthens your immune system. Not even kidding.
t. adult who sneakily eats his boogers all the time. I prefer dry ones over wet ones
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I once cooked ramen with sprite instead of water
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>>9792958
Wow. You made out like a bandit.
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>5 years old
>mom doesn't let me drink soda
>but my dad drinks soda all the time
>make a habit of stealing sips from his can whenever he puts it down and isn't looking
>my dad also has a habit of using his empty soda can as an ashtray
>go to take a swig of his soda one day
>mouth full of ash
I stopped stealing sips after that.
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>>9795524
>>9790508
>>9790561
Still probably not gonna risk it just because that greentext was my first and only experience with chicken gizzards. If I see them on a restaurant’s menu I’ll get some and figure out if I even like them before I bother with trying to figure out how to cook them myself again.
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>>9789536
You ate a turk?
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>>9789741
Thats so fucked. You are supposed to follow these faggots into combat and they cant even suffer with you?
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ate like 10 snakes once.
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A couple years ago I showed up a little late and quite drunk for my work's Christmas party. Due to us being late the only available seats were at the table with the company owners and the GM. So we sat down and chatted and things were going better than expected. We then arose to fill our plates at the buffet, which was dimly lit. I helped myself to what I thought were mashed potatoes but when I sat down and started eating I realized I topped off half my plate with horseradish. For some reason I thought I would seem like an idiot if I publicly admitted my mistake or spat it out so for a reason I will never remember nor understand I ate the entirety of that horseradish. Later on I puked it up with some red wine while I was playing in a courtyard fountain with bubbles.
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>>9789306
>ever eaten
>ever
>on purpose or by accident
Wow, what a necessary statement. Really fucking activated my almonds there, famalam. At first, I was all like, "Aw, shit, yo - what does he mean by this?" Luckily, I spotted the "on purpose or by accident" part because I was fucking lost. Really helped me out there. Would read again.
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>>9795440
Sounds like you needed those mental pills, dude.
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>>9789741
>Be at bootcamp
>Food is barely edible and i use barely spearingly
>Inexperienced Soldiers are cooks
>Parents come over to see that they are not mistreating us or something
>Chef cooks Lamb and potatos that day despite not seeing that quality of food again for all my army time
>Go to a cooking unit
>Uncooked french fries and chicken on a daily bases
>MFW
Thank god there was a bakery near by
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Vegan Parmesan
I actually thought I'd eaten aluminum dust or something
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Carolina reaper pepper.

I had a piece about the size of my fingernail. It was hot, yeah, but honestly the "face heat" wasn't too bad. It tasted like shit though, you can tell the goal was just to make it hot and nothing else.

What was worse was the two hours of dry-heaving as a demon baby boiled in my stomach acids and my body rejected it, followed by me waking up n the floor of my bathroom naked. And of course, several hours later, the inevitable bowel movement in which I might have well been shitting out Magmar cum.
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>>9789306
A microwaved raisin.
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>>9789306
Chicken taco from taco bell right before they closed 1am. It tasted like death. I have avoided taco bell ever since.
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One of three possibilities, though one doesn't really count as food or eating.
I used to take antidepressants, the pills were capsules filled with powder. At one point I was at school and felt an odd burp coming, the contents of the pill I had taken about an hour earlier came up along with it. Powder coated the back of my throat and tongue, easily the most intense bitter taste I've ever experienced, threw up on the floor almost immediately.
Alternatively, the two actual food items I can recall hating the most were both cooked by my friend's mother. Truth be told I've always been a picky eater (especially when I was younger) and always dreaded having dinner at friend's houses, this one in particular. My first (and only) experience with shrimp was cooked by her, it had a texture reminiscent of wet porous styrofoam. Just a little bit of resistance when I bit into it then it burst and flooded my mouth with what tasted like dirty seawater, it was chewy and stringy and I was only able to stomach one mouthful before I threw in the towel.
On another occasion she cooked lamb (which I like), but when we came upstairs for dinner the kitchen literally smelled like dog shit. I don't know how she cooked it or what spices she used but I'm grateful my friend and I were allowed to eat downstairs and not at the dinner table with her because I couldn't manage a single bite, I had to spit it out. It tasted like spiced dirt and was VERY tough. I've never mentioned this to him in person even though he's not the type to get upset about it.
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>>9789963
Well that doesn't sound too bad.
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>>9795183
>>9795414
Fucking snakeposters
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>>9789621
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Roasted gull.
It was dry and fishy and disgusting.
They are trash birds and that's what they taste like.
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Dried playdoh, on accident.

>be 8ish
>play with playdoh in morning
>dinner time, crackers and hotdogs
>dark as fuck, no light cause no power cause poor
>bite cracker, piece falls, quickly pick that shit up to eat cause fuck knows how much more I'll get
>put in mouth, tastes like salty shit
>have sudden realization of what it most likely is, spit it out and get yelled at for wasting food

I was ruined on ritz crackers up until a year or so ago. This was is 1997.
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Summer camp mac and cheese where they had almost no cheese and a solid 5% of the macaroni wasn't cooked all the way. Only time I put Ketchup on Mac and cheese just so I could stomach that shit
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>>9789932
>subtly meaty, earthy rubber,
Sounds disgusting desu famigo
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>>9798527
If you are looking for ways to increase the post quality of this board, nitpicking the wording of an OP is really a great way to start.
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>>9789306
A dick, it was highly recommended by 4chan too.
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>>9798842
where did you have roasted gull?
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>>9789306
Chicken patty hamburger
Tasted like farts.

Dad fucking loved it though because it was cheap. I honestly think thats just how my parents taste stuff, by how little money it cost to make it.

Most of my life I've either had to eat over at a friends house or eat revolting slop and salted potatoes with spam.
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Put parmesan into mac and cheese.
Texture and flavor was so fucked. Felt like i was eating mac with sand and the parmesan over powered the processed cheese to make it taste disgusting.
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>>9790580
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>>9794831
Durian tastes and smells like someone took a moldy mango, soaked it in gasoline, and farted on it
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>>9796157
Wat
How'd it taste?
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>>9791335
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>>9789374
Palabok at Jollibee is decent, anywhere else is absolute trash
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>>9789306
My severed toe.
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>>9789306
Bitter melon cooked in shrimp paste

The double pronged assault of bitterness and saltiness really fucking spun me around.
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>>9801960
elaborate
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>>9801426
t.tastelet
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>>9801426
>>9789406
>>9790001
>>9791387
>>9792916
>pussies westerners chimping out on durians
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When I was around 10, I stumbled into the kitchen very sleepily and got a big swig of milk with my eyes still shut, chugging it to quench my thirst. Turns out, it was buttermilk. I ended up throwing it all up a few seconds later.
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>>9794831
But I said that after the first bite, it tasted fucking incredible. Can't you read ?
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>>9789963
Did it help in the boner department?
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>>9802258
>drinking straight from the carton
You disgust me.
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ghost pepper
the curry box was funny.
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>>9801070
he probably shot it himself or something.
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Was hanging at my friend's place one time and were in his dad's office using the computers to play WoW.

His dad uses chew and spits in an open cup and keeps it on the desk.

Yeah.

Grabbed the wrong glass and took a good chug of several day old spit and used chewing tobacco.

Pretty sure I vomited everything in my stomach twice over that night.
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Clam chowder
My mom made it for a potluck at her workplace, took the rest home, we all ate it. No one else but me got sick.
It wasn't the normal type of sick either, it was the violently projectile vomit into a toilet bowl 15 times in one night whilst sobbing and wishing you were dead type of sick. When all was said and done I was so exhausted and drained I could barely walk back to bed.
I haven't eaten clams since
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In venice.

Worst italian food Ive ever had. Literally a scam tourist trap restaurant that heated up its shit in the microwave.

We were trying to go to a place that had really good reviews but this place purposely obscured itself to look like the one with good reviews.

An old guy even walked buy and made gestures toward his mouth making gagging noises. We thought he was crazy but he was just trying to warn us.

Our fault obviously. I was only in Venice for La Biennial.

Im still pissed about it.
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>>9802346
It was a jug, but yeah.
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>>9802379
you lived out a personal fear of mine, I'd rather drink a glass of bong water before even a sip of spit.
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I was at an older relative's house because they had a satellite and I could watch Dragon Ball Z. She offered me a huge bowl of Velveeta macaroni and cheese. I told her my mom said I wasn't supposed to eat while I was over.
>"Well... I won't tell her if you won't"
>okay.jpg
It was delicious. Fast forward an hour after Toonami and I get home. "Supper's ready!" Milkiest potato soup you can imagine, in a bad way. My mother demanded me to eat the whole bowl of soup and I didn't want to tell her I just ate a huge bowl of mac n cheese. I ended up vomiting halfway through eating the soup, into my bowl and onto the table.
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>sushi place
>dared to eat glob of ginger from two plates
Disgusting

Some days are real bad on the ship too. The cooks just give up
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>>9789306
my intestines backed up and i tasted half digested food.

second choice, cum.
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>>9802258
Oh god, that brings back my worst food memory. I was at my Grandmother's house for the weekend when I was like 7. She was making something with buttermilk for breakfast. She was talking about how delicious buttermilk was, offered me a glass. Figured I'd give it a shot. I took one swig and it was vile, pretty sure I involuntarily spat it on the table.
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>>9801070
>>9802364
Yes. Shot it with a bow on a camping trip.
Also shot a hare, which was certainly the more appetising of the two.
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>>9791335
7.5/10 I laughed

Include me in the screencap senpai
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>>9789306
Chili my grandfather made on Chistmas Eve.
It tasted off and I didnt want to finish it, but I didnt want to be rude while visiting so I had a bowl.
I got food poisoning.
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When I was little my mom tried a new recepie of Chicken and honey or something, I can't really remember. I don't even understand how to describe the taste. But I wanted to go somewhere with my dad and I wasn't allowed to leave until I finished it. that stuff was vile.
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>>9802590
Why is the food in Venice so expensive and so shitty at the same time? Is it because it's expensive to transport raw materials to the city?
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>>9791335
There was a scene like this in American Psycho
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>>9793083
Aaah something similar happened to me, I went fishing with these two redneck goons and they dared me to take a bite out of some rotten bait fist for 50 bucks. I did it, then they said they weren't going to give me money. Shoved one off the boat and the other freaked beat the life out of me. His dad was there and he actually punched me a few times too, I was only 12 or 13
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I'll give you a horror story here because I am on my way to the fucking ER and hopefully I can find a good lawyer.

>Can of clam chowder from Dollar Tree.
>Take a bite.
>Blood on spoon.
>It's okay, I kind of have some ongoing work on my teeth and gu-
>Realize the blood is around the potatoes in the chowder.
>Part that never touched or went near my mouth.

Holy piss. Question for you medfags. Since it underwent the heated canning process would that kill off any Hep C viruses?! Because I just ate some mexican cannery worker's blood.
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>>9795203
The autistic thing is NOT asking, anon.
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>>9801960
If I ever lost a limb or decent amount of flesh in some traumatic accident and it couldn't be reattached, I would want to try it. Not many people can say they've eaten human flesh.
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>>9803104
Not a medfag, but I assume the heat would kill off most of the foreign material in there, but I'd still visit a doctor. Godspeed anon.
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>>9803104
>would that kill off any Hep C viruses
Yes, there would be millions of cases if not.
A friend of mine's dad inspects canneries and says that the workers will freely spit and snort into the food, and handle it with hands caked with dirt (actual dirt, no idea how it's on their hands). If they get cut they'll get fired for reporting it since most are illegal, so this actually isn't uncommon.
Keep in mind that this was during inspection days. Think of how much worse it is otherwise.
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i was drinking a bottle of sprite , and i set it down next to another bottle i had been urinating in for a couple days. i then grabbed the wrong bottle and took a swig of piss.
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>>9789306
Some spinach pie my French host mother made. Tasted like burnt poop.
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>>9791486
Ha-Ha I remembered while it was pouring into my mouth and spat it out without swallowing you nasty tard.
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>>9790498
horrible

My mate drank rancid biology experiment flower water that had been in a vase for 6 weeks at school once. He says it felt like every cell in his body screamed at him that he'd made a mistake as soon as it touched his tongue
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>>9791335
Hahahahahahahahahaha top kek
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>>9789306
Balut on purpose
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>>9789306
My grandpa laughs when I do bizzare ironic shit because its unexpected so I was trying to convince him I eat pancakes with ketchup at dennys and I told him look and I did it at dennys and he was lmaoing and I was trying to keep a straight face that shit tasted bitter and salty and chewy it was horrifying
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>>9789803
I used to eat those rabbit treats as a kid because I though they were good. Maybe I'm retarded
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>>9789570
Cook it properly and it won't be gritty
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real drunk, had a Gatorade in my floorboard, forgot I also had a can of motor oil roilling around down there, so without thinking I grabbed it, spun off the cap and took a big swig.Not very good. I don’t know if it was necessary but i forced myself to vomit a lot after that
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>>9789306
imos pizza in st louis

literally the only time i have had to throw food away at a restaurant because it was so bad
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>>9792961
How did it compare to regular cow milk?
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>>9790437
loach. easy mistake to make
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>>9803104
Yeah not a problem, no virus can survive heat treatment used to cook food... Also won't survive that long
That's fucking disgusting though

t.doctor
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>>9803125
>>9803133
>>9803837
Thing is it wouldn't be recognizable as blood in claim chowder if it had gone through the kinds of heat treatment that would kill a virus

The blood came from anon's mouth

t. someone who knows what cooked blood looks like
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>>9802731
did you vomit poo
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>>9793048
I saw a guy in St Lucia sitting on a rock at a beach glaring me down, unmoving, snarling. A crab proceeded to walk by his feet, and he picked it up, smashed it against the rock and ate out the insides with his fingers.
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>>9803970
power move
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>>9802258
I did that once and I spit it out on the floor in front of my family. I was even warned that I shouldn't drink it but hey, buttermilk pancakes are good, butter and milk are good, surely buttermilk would be delicious.
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Once ordered spicy fermented tofu at some restuarant, it was pretty awful tasting and left an awful aftertaste in my mouth, ate almost all of it to be polite and acted like I was full. Later I got some McDonalds, it was gross for different reasons.
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in high school I drank a cartoon of rotten milk
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>>9804074

>cartoon
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I drunkenly ate an undercooked hamburger and got E coli when I was 19. It was the sickest I've ever been, 24 hours after symptoms started I was on the toilet shitting blood and passed out. Woke up covered in bloody shit to an EMT and a cop sliding me on a gurney.
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>>9804248
they laughed at your peener
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>>9804252
Ur mom laughed at my peener
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>>9804332
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>>9790076
That's rough
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>>9789592
Saw that on tv a few days sgo and couldnt belive they just drained that bread in an pot of stew
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>>9789803
>>9803681
Tfw the rabbit drops were good.
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>>9789306
Canned mackerel in "Thai Green" sauce from Tesco
I'd liked every other one I'd tried including the alleged teriyaki so I thought I'd give that one a chance.
Fucking christ what a mistake. I've gotten a mouthful of spoiled milk before and it wasn't as nasty as that was
Also, vanilla flavor novelty Monster Munch. Tasted like an extremely old and stale ice cream cone without the ice cream.
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>college party where everyone is drinking bud long necks
>people dipping snuff, chewing tobacco and spitting into empties.
>set my beer on a table for a few seconds, reach back down and grab a bottle take a big swig and get a mouthful of someones tobacco spit

Needless to say I vomitted.
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>>9789306
Moldy apple fritters.
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>>9801950
I can't even eat Jollibee's palabok anymore, homemade palabok is just so good
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shop rite seaweed salad
I usually love seaweed salad but theirs tasted like a dirty fish tank
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>>9789306
I ate a dog treat once because it said bacon flavored.

Then again I was 10
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>>9789306
Cheese omelet

I wouldn't mind if it had toppings in it, but just cheese? Melty cheese?

Jesus fuck, man
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>>9804795
kys
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Hot pocket or pizza rolls if you want the most disturbing.

Passionfruit if you want something that made me gag on my own vomit.

Dog food if you want the worst mouthfeel.
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>>9789917
>my buddy
>not my ex-buddy who is disabled now
I’m fairly pacifist but come on
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>>9790056
Bob Geldof told be they haven’t got any
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Had to stop at a mongolian kiosk that doubled as a grill in australia, where I had deepfried cod drenched in fucking lemon curd. It tasted like it was made days ago, and had been left simmering. I threw up 3 times that night
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>>9793019
you were once 5 by the way
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>>9791335
>Being this sad
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>>9794416
>The most common example is how the traditions of circumcision started
Citation needed. I think you may just be a latent homosexual masochist. Just a guess, don’t get bitchy.
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>>9789306
Chew juice before I read it gives you stomach cancer
Also a small bit of pipe tobacco on accident because I put a wet spon on top of a pile and a bit of it stuck
I quit earlier this year
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>>9801212
>Parmesan no
>processed yes
Not sure if bait or most American person ever. Please tell your engineers to hurry Kim.
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>>9789306
Took a sip of pure olive oil once
gagged for ten minutes
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>>9801960
are you that guy who cut his toe off with a cigar cutter on youtube
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>>9804415
>Tesco
Never.
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bacalhau
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>>9802243

chinese supermarkets have hermetically sealed glass rooms in the middle of the fresh produce sections just for the durian fruit
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glowstick fluid accidentally

it is extremely bitter and sour
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>get gemini jester pants
what the fuck this perk is what the dodge should do without an exotic
fuck this game
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>>9805934
It's poison
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glass
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>>9805960

nigga get out u drunk
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>>9805934
did you glow at all
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Nyquil chicken
Nyquil sausage
Nyquil eggs and bacon
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>>9790238
>>9796116
Ayy I thought I was the only one.
>dat clear nostril feel

>>9793019
I know. Somehow I haven't been caught yet but I want to stop before it happens
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Cat food is pretty bad
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>>9803681
>tfw ate dog biscuits as a kid
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>>9805873
>chinese supermarkets in western countries have hermetically sealed glass rooms in the middle of the fresh produce sections just for the durian fruit
Ftfy, pussies.
Also my woolworths stocks durians and no one is chimping out, so you're wrong.
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durian fruit
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and cow eye ball tacos
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>drunk as fuck at party
>my mouth feels dry and I'm craving soda
>see pepsi can on the table right next to me
>thought it was my friend's who was standing near me so I figure he wont mind if I have a sip
>gulp a slimy, tasteless liquid
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>realize it was actually HIS HIPPIE FRIEND'S SPIT CUP

nobody noticed and I had already fully swallowed the mouthful of hippie loogies so I just put the can down on the table and acted like nothing happened
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>>9789306
>worked at grocery store
>they have tiny octopus
>keep in mind they put all their foreign seafood in cold
>eat one of the tiny squid from the container
>it's smiley, cold and salty
>through it away and attempt to finish shift
>end up getting the runs from my body rejecting that trash
tl;dr the only okay tier foreign seafood is sushi at a grocery store
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>>9789306
Heard you could get drunk off of hand sanitizer so I tried drinking a little bottle of it once many years ago. Gotta say, those chemists they employ to denature the alcohol are fucking artists. That was a bad time and the most foul-tasting thing that ever went into my body. Then you're just sitting there drunk and sick from the vile taste, downing every sweet drink you can get your hands on in an effort to get the taste out of your mouth... but that just winds up mixing up everything that's already in your stomach and with every belch, the foulness comes back with a vengeance. It stays with you longer than the inebriation does.

Do not recommend.
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>>9790262
>>by accident
>Cats
lemme guess, some sketchy Asian place?
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>>9789306
>olives
>canned waxed beans (to this day I do not know what these are)
>these piece of shit chalky candies my uncle brought back from scotland
>took a swig of rotten milk once by accident
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>>9789441
>I hate cornmeal
>I hate sweet, smooth dessert

I get papaya, some people don't like tropical fruits because they have a sort of dank, fermented taste.
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>>9807181
>>9789441
Papaya tastes like vomit by itself, but it's really good when blended with other fruits in a drink. I love it with pineapple.
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step dad's saliva and precum
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Accidently ate cat poison
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>>9789441
>cook polenta
>bake polenta in a pan with some cheese and tomatoes on top or just mixed with mushrooms

that's how it gets godly, just cooked polenta is meh
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>>9807171
>>these piece of shit chalky candies my uncle brought back from scotland
I fucking love those, I order them online because they're impossible to get here.
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Got a cucumber lime gatorade once just out of curiosity. Fucking vile. Worst part was the burps. Just two swigs of that and for the next 24 hours every fucking burp brought back that disgusting taste.




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