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Oh boy, a Krabby Patty!
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>cheese on top of the lettuce
This retard and his stupid Reddit fueled channel were a fucking mistake
Fuck this retard
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>>9791400
>forcing this nu male cuck again
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>>9791436
>>9791431
>>9791400
What's so bad about him?
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>>9791431
He literally said not to ever do that, and he only did because that's what they do in the show tho
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>>9791400
every single burger
he fucks every single burger up
not once has he managed to make a decent burger
and he probably made at least 10 by now
what's so hard about making a fucking burger?
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>>9791443
Fuck you retard
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>>9791447
Why are you so angry?
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>>9791400
ugh guys i hate *literally every single celebrity/television chef* they're so reddit

he's a fucking entertainer, not a chef, and he's just as normie and shit as literally everyone on the food network, you're all just genuinely autistic
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>>9791465
chef john is /ourguy/

This guy talks about reddit, does reddit AMAs and references millennial shows, if anyone is going to be called reddit it's him.
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>>9791465
>Chefs who have worked in Michelin restaurants are the same as some numale soyboy faggot on YouTube
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>>9791460
FUCK YOU RETARD FUCKINGA SJDAFIJASDOIJF
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>>9791436
can someone explain this new male thing to me again?
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>>9791465
Chef John is actually great, comfy, instructional but keeps the knitty gritty to the blog, skilled at multiple things but still admits when he's out of his comfort zone and attempts the recipe.
From what I've seen of Babish he's just an entertainer and doesn't teach you much in terms of cooking. Even to that end he isnt particularly skilled or entertaining. He also creates what could be described as "meme food" like his Himalayan ketchup.

And to your point of /ck/ or people saying they hate any and every celebrity chef: beyond chef john I have mentioned and referenced Michael Symon here plenty of times and not once has anyone criticized him or called him reddit.
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>>9791436
>using meaningless /pol/ buzzwords
Learn to talk like a grown up. Until then you have to go back >>>/pol/
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>>9791439
He's just a fucking absolute pleb-tier chef. He uses a god damn frozen beef patty, for fuck's sake. He makes the most basic, rudimentary foods and people eat it up like he's a professional chef. He has the same culinary talent as the average cu/ck/ yet normalfags love him because he goes on reddit and references popular shit.
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>>9791436
idk, the way you guys go on about this guy Ima check him out. you seem so angry about his channel and I'm sure it's fine. I like things.
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>>9791460
because brainlet has to blindly hate things he classifies as "not muh sekrit klub"
ignore the retard
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>>9791648
He literally makes a fresh patty next and says he only uses the frozen patty to duplicate the burger from the show. Are you retarded?
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>>9791439
Literally nothing. You'll notice every criticism in this thread has zero substance.

>nu-male
>beta
>cuck
>pleb
>normie
>soyboy

Are you really going to let immature dipshits that speak only in memes influence your opinion of anything?
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>>9791641
People that don't go out of their basement assuming that other representatives of their species are somewhat inferior to them. I would suggest not giving them the attention.
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>>9791648

He's open about the fact that he's a nonexpert.
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>>9791663
But he reddit though
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>>9791663
My gripe is that he isn't skilled nor is he entertaining so I'm not sure why I'd watch him. I could watch a bad chef who's funny or entertaining, I could also watch a bland but extremely skilled chef. This guy has neither of those going for him at all, at least to me, I'm sure entertainment value is subjective.
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>>9791675
So that somehow makes it okay?
>I'm not an expert in computers but I think you should just slam the CPU down with a hammer if you have issues with it
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>>9791660
Pinpoint me exactly where in the video he says he is only using the frozen patty to replicate the burger, because he absolutely does not fucking say that you lying sack of shit
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>>9791443
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Krabby_Patty
Uhhh the pictures on here look different, though. Looks like cheese on meat.
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>>9791400
>Japanese tattoo
I hate normies
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>>9791686
See, that's a real concern. If anything legitimate had popped up before my original comment I probably would have highlighted it as the rare valid point, but it almost never pops up in a thread like this.

People want to crucify him for the same reason they celebrate a train wreck like Jack: because they think it's edgy and cool.
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>>9791733
What about
>>9791642
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>>9791648
What about the time where he made patties from meat he ground himself?
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>>9791705
>Pinpoint exactly where
You can literally watch him grind his own meat for the second burger in that video. He also openly said the first one was frozen you fucking sperg
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>>9791436
>he's a numale for cooking a hamburger
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>>9791431
that's how it's made in the show, in that episode where he forgets how to make a krabby patty because that dude was hiding the pickles
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>>9791446
why are they fucked up?
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>>9791779
Thanks for the quality input to /ck/, but more importantly, thanks for the (you)
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>>9791705
the frozen patty is park of spongebob canon
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>>9791647
t. Soyboy
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>>9791705
Where you watch him literally grind the meat you fucking spastic.
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>>9791659
All of this fits Gavin McInnes
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>>9791784
>You can literally watch him grind his own meat for the second burger in that video. He also openly said the first one was frozen you fucking sperg
That's exactly what I said, you fucking retard. I said he used a frozen patty. You said that he was using a frozen patty to emulate the burger. Then I said show me where he said that. Why the fuck are you defending this guy so hard?
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>>9791853
why does he have to say it when the frozen patty is spongebob canon? I'm not defending him, but he isn't wrong using a frozen patty
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Chef John
>Tells you how to cook the food
>Shows techniques
>Lists degrees and cooking time
Fagbish
>"uhh just cook it in oil lol"
>Sloppy, slow, messy cutting
>"whoops i overcooked it lol"
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He's honestly about as good as I would be if I took cooking up as a full time job. I don't mean that as a compliment. He's not someone to watch if you want to grow as a cook.
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>>9791686
Then don't watch him I guess. Some people do find him entertaining. I do since he's the only person recreating movie and TV show recipes.
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>>9791663
It probably the same guy that says Townsend is a cuck because they provided a slave recipe.
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>>9791862
Babish is providing tutorial cooking videos and stream them, anon. He encourage his view to cook with him.
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>>9791400
this dude is pathetic
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>>9791710
The comments mentioned this. The way Spongebob makes the crabby patty differs from the instructional video in the show that details how its made. So you have to decide if how Spongebob makes it or the instructional video is canon.
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>>9792233
That's pretty neat. I wonder if it's an oversight in production or intentional.
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oliver "please donate to my patreon goys" babish
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I don't get how somebody who clearly has a competent grasp on cooking techniques can so consistently fuck up his burgers. Jesus christ.
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Because you work for free, right?
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>>9791901
yeah but they're remarkably shit
>hurr you don't know how to cook? start with steaks and this """"tomahawk ribeye""""""
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>>9792313
>Poorly recreating dishes from TV and posting a video is "work"
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>>9792342
it is if people pay you for it
and people choose to pay him for his content through various means, so stop being a jealous faggot
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>>9792321
>tomahawk ribeye
I shudder to think about how much he fucked that up. It's the hipster cook equivalent of numale whiskey snobs.
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>>9792356
>it is if people pay you for it
They donate, I can watch his content completely free. That is inherently not work.

>so stop being a jealous faggot
I'm not really, dude is clearly in his mid thirties and still has 3 roommates because "I'm a chef in NYC durr!". He can probably cover his rent and a student loan payment with his patreon cash, and not much else.
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>>9791839
Sad but true
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>>9791891
Townsend is fun to watch. See also Great Depression Cooking with Clara.
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>>9792342
He still gets $11k a month for that "work". Wish i could make that not working too
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>>9791784
>>9791768
>>9791705
>>9791660
>>9791431
>>9791443
For anyone else here like me, here is the actual video.

1:27 he says that you shouldn’t put the lettuce down first.

At 03:00 he starts grinding his own meat for the next burger.

He technically never says that the recipe from the show requires a frozen patty.

The beginning of the video is a clip of Spongebob listing off how a Krabby patty is made and there is no mention of it having been frozen, although he is assembling it at that time so it would be out of place.

https://youtu.be/7EnWiGYT1g4
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>>9791663
All of those are valid and applicable criticisms to Babish.
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>>9792440
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soyboys4babish
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>gets tattoos of a scene from a shitty movie
why would anyone want to watch this cuck?
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>>9792484
he didn't even do basic research
the krabby patty is made of imitation crab, thats a fact. thats the officially published recipe
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https://youtu.be/3WwNbLhreKM
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>>9791659
>the nu-male suffers from a constant need for self validation

isn't that what people do on 4chan? This place is just an echo chamber circle jerk for contrarian opinions and people sperging out over autistic shit.

>nu male
>neck beard

i don't even know which is worse desu
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/ck/ brought up some valid points as to why he's sort of poser-ish, illegitimate, whatever

I do agree he's got the typical new yorker pretentiousness at times, and sometimes he goes full meme, and sometimes a delivery falls flat
but the man is ok by me, goes all out on each recipe he does, and has just the right about of cynicism and self-deprecation that prevents me from disliking a personality

also losers like >>9791431
remind me of the kind of crowd who dislikes him just to be contrarian
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>>9792892
soyboy numales are the worst, obviously, given this board is full of neckbeards, you can least tolerate their presence online, if not in irl
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>>9792914
xD
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>>9792413
Funny story. Clara got me into cooking. Her story are chill as heck. RIP that old nice woman.
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>>9791853
making the exact thing, and then a better version of the thing, is the formula he uses for all of his videos. it doesn't take a genius to realize that the reason he used a frozen patty on the first burger was because they use frozen patties on the show.
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he's a bit of a meme now, but his early movie-based recipes were neat to watch.
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>>9792914
well, neckbeards are officially worse, thanks a lot jackass.
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>>9791400
>actually tries to cook everything from scratch
>possesses technical skills
>comfy set-up
>looks /fit/
Match it, /ck/
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>>9793045
I'm actually learning some techniques from him, like freezing your meat before grinding it.
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>guy makes almost 10k per month from patreon after taxes and fees, about twice as much as what the average american makes
>still feels the need to include paid promotion in some of his videos
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>>9793291
He can't really keep this up forever, not to mention New York City is a bitch to pay for anything. Ganna jew while it still plentiful before his subscribers dries up.
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>>9792892
there's a difference between seeking validation from a few anons and get some (You)'s and making a meme channel about meme recipes in order to pander reddit
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>>9791439
He used reddit
that is the only reason /ck/ hates him
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>>9791823
go
back
to
pol
nobody
wants
you
here
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Frozen patties are canon, the episode with the health inspector had a freezer.

>>9793648
>>9791823
I want you here.
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>>9793666
>knowing Spongebob canon
You must be 18 years or older to post here.
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>>9793674
That episode aired 15 years ago.
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Not /co/ but the continuity errors always bothered me. In some episodes the krabby patty was the best burger in existence, but what made it special was sometimes the order of the ingredients, sometimes a special formula, and in other episodes it was just a normal burger made from standard frozen patties from a box and the joint had little customers at all times.
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>krabby patty
>not doubleswee's recipe
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>>9791436
>cuck cuck cuck!!!!! XDDDDD
>SOYBOY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA XDD
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>>9792914
>soyboy numales
fuckin cancer vocabulary. i wish i was a mod so i could ban people like you
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>>9791443
>that's what they do in the show tho
Incorrect.
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>>9791439
personally really fucking sick of the reference driven, pop culture SO GEEKY youtube channels in general. he's definitely gotten worse in his content over time too. I also absolutely think he should be better at clarifying that he's a bad cook and an amateur, because he is, and it just seems like false advertising when people that have never worked in a kitchen do instructional videos on the subject
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>>9794103
mad
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>>9791663
Spotted the assblasted nu-male betacuck pleb normie soyboy
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>wearing a wristwatch while cooking
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>>9795420
He was using the Bubble Bass episode as his point of reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBbd0r277vI

>"...put a Patty on a Bun with Lettuce, Cheese, Onions, Tomatoes, Ketchup, Mustard, Pickles and Top Bun together in that order!"
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>>9791446
In what way does he fuck up the burgers?
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Test
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>>9793648
talking
like
this
doesn't
make
your
point
valid
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>raw thyme branches on the plate (that doesn't even look good and aren't even home grown)
>he wiped away his resting juices
how can anyone honestly watch this chucklefuck. it's honestly sad that he gets as much attention that he does while people who actually know what they're doing are ignored.
https://youtu.be/HpzbyjyUf1k?t=3173
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>>9796681
it's astounding how fucking autistic people will get about this shit when there's multiple points of reference and no standardized way for how a Krabby Patty is actually supposed to be made
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>>9792717
You mean the recipe that cringy kid tried to cook? Where it lists chopped celery and a bunch of other stuff never before mentioned in the anime? Give me a break.
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>>9795458
he's not a bad cook.

t. professional chef
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>>9793150
It really does make the meat better and a coarser, pebble grind.
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>getting a line cook tat when you've never set foot in a professional kitchen for work
fag
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>>9791400
>doesn't show prep because he can't use a knife
>only makes retarded fatty foods or simple sandwiches from popular shows
>Only has a following from Reddit
>Unable to go outside his comfort zone and very obviously just copies other people's recipes
>Food looks like shit
Now tell my why people like this faggot again? Oh yeah, it's because LE RICK AND MEMEY REDDIT HAHA
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>>9800449
He is the Jack of reddit, except he doesn't show his terrible cooking skills enough.
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>>9800449
>>9800452
why are you guys so jelly? he's just an entertainer, you could do it too
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>>9800460

>look at that annoying asshole honking a horn and stroking his dick I wish he'd fuck off
>"haha wow why are you jelly you could do it too!"
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>>9800476
haha wow why are you jelly you could do it too
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>>9800460
>>9800486
fuck off to reddit, you can post your pumpkin spice hotdog elsewhere nigger.
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>>9791439
He's successful and people on Reddit like him. Two things that have always triggered this site.
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>>9800490
>>9800486
>>9800476
you are really jelly though, it's very obvious.
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What a fucking amateur
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>>9791891
Yeah, that was bullshit.
/pol/ turned weaponized autism on an innocent.
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>>9791400
Remember kids, people who create nothing are the biggest dicks.
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>>9800549
Cultural appropriation isn't innocent, shitlord
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>>9800496
basically this.

/ck/ talks tough but is filled with 99,9% trash threads about being drunk, eating fast food and memeing.
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>>9791663
BAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA! MARRY ME, CUNT.
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>>9800533
>packaged cheese that he gets out of the package so it looks "rustic and homemade"
This is so fucking stupid
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>>9792875
can't believe how he grew up:
https://youtu.be/DzfYC9EeXYM
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>>9801524
Let me guess, anon, you make all your own cheese?
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This dude's livestreams have shown me that he learned to cook through YouTube videos. What the fuck
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>>9792892
4chan isn't an echo chamber, it's more like peer-pressured groupthought.
Reddit is a literal echochamber, the karma system ensures *only* the most popular content gets seen, 4chan lets me call you a stupid nigger faggot and nobody can magically hide that from other people.
Except mods, but as we all know mods are fags.
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>>9792909
>goes all out on each recipe he does
On his version of the recipe, sure, but he completely halfasses recreating the recipes faithfully from the show or movie.
Like the always sunny epsiode, where he just cuts off a slab of ham and soaks it in rum, then says "that was as disgusting as you'd think it would be".
No shit you stupid faggot, you didn't cook or prepare it in ANY WAY, despite the shows version very clearly having been prepared in an edible fashion. Same thing with the grilled charlie, they very clearly state the order of everything and he fucks it all up then complains about burnt cheese.
His riot juice recipe seemed pretty good though.
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>>9793291
Well yeah he's literally a jew, what do you expect?
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>>9800452
Whoa. WHOOOOOOOOA!!!

I would actually eat Babish's food. I may not enjoy some of it but I would be confident I would not DIE. It's not perfect but not Jack-tier in any way. That was a cheap shot.
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you forgot the pickles
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>>9798969
>anime
this is bait
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>>9803190
Exactly. He's a talentless hack praised by people with even worse cooking skills than him and laugh at his reddit humour. It's fucking sad
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>>9791659
"Nu-males" definitely sound like people to avoid, but I get the feeling that people who unironically accuse people of being nu-males aren't much better.
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He's better than that fuckwit Chef John
>eggs? add cayenne
>steak? add cayenne
>cocktail? add cayenne
it gets really fucking annoying really fast. watch a good show like Alex French Guy, or Good Eats with Alton
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>>9791439
He's only well known for appealing to pop culture. He's nothing special in the cooking department.
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>>9804917
Kind of the main premise of his whole channel though, isn't it? He doesn't pretend to be a professional, and his whole shtick is cooking dishes from popular shows and movies. Are there any glaring flaws in his new instructional videos?
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>>9800533
>What a fucking amateur
I don't see you cooking anything faggot.
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>>9791400
>Bitching and Moaning the thread
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Sure is contrarian in here.
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>>9804886
>t. newfag
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>>9800533
>h-he uses packaged cheese to use in sauce
>he put cheese in wrong order just to point out mistakes from the kids show
>g-guys, i'm so edgy, please accept me
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anyone here heard of KeefCooks? older british fella, kind of a nice joy.
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Jesus /Ck/ is probably even more contrarian than /v/. All of you are only whining because he's well known. I guarantee 99% of you faggots are worse cooks than he is
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What do you guys think about You Suck at Cooking?
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>>9791648
oh boy haha youre dumb
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>>9800562
Gotta try and feel superior somehow
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>>9805046
oh yeah a real quality chef spices every fucking dish the same way. he's annoying to listen to and his syntax is god awful. he needs a voice coach so he sounds more human
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>>9805560
As I said, newfag
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>>9805227
>uses a knife instead of a garlic press

um... no
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>>9805683
>using a garlic press instead of a mortar and pestle
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>>9805683
He owns a garlic press and uses it often.
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>>9805692
>he doesn't press garlic with only his hands
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>>9805683
He litterally uses a garlic press on several different videos you mong
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>>9805749
>https://youtu.be/eQ9eY0_DoEk?t=1m55s
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>>9805761
Which is an old video, he uses a garlic press afterwards. Are you so out of argument that pulling old videos out of your ass to prove that he didn't use a useless one-use tool is the only response you've got ?
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>>9805798
>2017
>old video

sure bud
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>>9805798
>sucking his dick this hard
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>>9805798
>>9805930
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>>9805921
>eleven months old
>new
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The whole idea of recreating fucking TV show dishes is preposterous. The guy is fucking poser, what is there even to discuss you dumb cunts?
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>>9791400
>tfw sober since last Sunday
Feels good mane. Have a feeling keeping it up this weekend will be the tough part.
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Reminder that this cunt tried to shill his shitty videos on here when he was first starting out, and anyone defendon him is mostly likely him still trying to shill himself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>yfw you remember this video exists
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He's really not bad. Yeah a hipster idiot, but I find his cooking enjoyable.

OP is a fag
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>people calling people reddit over a krabby patty video
I think we're done here
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>>9800557
i'm not even a /pol/esmoker, but please be bait
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This entire thread one big "stop liking things I don't like"
Fucking retarded nerd virgins
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>>9806549
>Now Melts!
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I don't really get the whole "soyboy numale" thing from his videos, he doesn't ever bring up politics or feminism or anything like that, he keeps it pretty straightforward and you don't even see his face
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>>9806549
fuck off babish
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>how to trigger /ck/
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>>9804886
>alex french guy

Literally looks and act like the people who in an IRL conversation say shit like "We all go on reddit right?"
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>>9805683
You don't always want your garlic pressed though, sometimes you want to have slices. Food can be prepared in more than one way.
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>>9791400
That's not how you cook a krabby patty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8&t=3s
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>>9799559
yes he is. T. better chef than you
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>>9805513

Katamari-ass lookin nigga
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>>9792875
This is the good shit.
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>>9802067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc
this makes me deeply uncomfortable
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>>9809057
That's pretty funny when you think back on this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXa4kp1IDdE
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Was doubleswee's brother forcing him to make all the videos?
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>>9803190
Now what is wrong with that inherently? A combination of Youtube and foodnetwork shows was how I learned. and I've been told I'm a great cook. Now I don't think i'm anything special but It's certainly given me a broader horizon than what I would have gotten had I stuck to the flavorless menial teachings my family has to offer.
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>>9809091
why the fuck do parents freak out like this over porn? Doesn't it fuck kids up if they're shamed when they first start experiencing sexual interest?
I mean at least the dad wasn't getting angry and shouting at him but I don't see how that interaction would have helped the kid at all
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>>9809120
Most people are idiots and having a kid doesn't change that.
Yeah, Larkin is a fucking edgelord but when he's right he's right.
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>>9809119
Because he is "teaching" others to cook without knowing what he is doing himself. I'm great at cooking, but I'm not a professional chef ans have no training so I'm not going to try to teach others
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Damn Men chefs are so badass have you noticed how badass people who cook foods is? A freaking tattoo of a whisk and a knife like holy shit have you been to jail or are you just naturally intimidating and freaking awesome?
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Holy fuck what is wrong with you people. This is like a fucking /r9k/ colony thread.
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>>9809154
His show is not meant to be instructional you retard. He only started the actual instructional videos after popular demand and even them is self professed to not be a world class chef.

>I'm great at cooking, but I'm not a professional chef ans have no training so I'm not going to try to teach others
There is also the fact you have the charisma of a wet noodle.
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>>9809154
>without knowing what he is doing himself
Why do you just make shit up like this?
What gives you the impression that he doesn't know any of the shit he actually tries to teach people in the instructional series?
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>>9796681
I love how this episode which is specifically about how to make a Krabby Patty has Spongebob make it two different ways.
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>>9791659
Nice try cuck
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>>9795407
>I wish I had power so I could abuse it
Thats why dont have power lol
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>>9808707
what
the
fuck
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>>9791400
>there is no secret ingredient cos randim xdddddddd lolilololololoo
>cos mr krabs greddy xddddddd ahaha awesume
>ebic reddit xdddd
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>>9805993
Yea you mom also regreted you after 11 months
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>>9791839
The first 5 points, absolutely. The last 2, not so much.




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