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Alternatively, food that simply should not exist.
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>>9793147
Looks like a vag filled with diseased cum
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>>9793231
it looks surreal
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>>9793352
>>9793147
Lol Americans?
Somebody post the gross American webm where they dump a shitload of cheese process(now melts!) on a salad and potatoes, that's fucking gross
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>>9793215
you would know all about diseased cum.
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Someone tell the above poster that he's not getting any yous with his lame America posting.
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>>9793352
uh fucking YUM
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Dinner for tonight...
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>>9793352
Least it's not Frito pie, I swear the shit flyovers come up with
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>>9793375
You're too modest. This is true food gore.
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>>9793397
chilli loaded with cheese and onions atop corn chips makes you that fucking mad lol?

I can't wait until the day of the rope
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>>9793397
Frito Pie may not be high cuisine but it's easy and not that bad.
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>>9793398
Spam/baloney cucumbers rice and tomatoes? Not something I would think of but I’d give it a try.

Unless I’m food blind and don’t know what I’m looking at.
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Whoever thought to put jam and corn flakes on the outside of the fucking bread is a complete retard
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>>9793412
its pork belly retard
>>9793398
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>9793147
Have you tried it before spouting your shit?
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>>9793231
If you put this back in a 600° oven for like 4 minutes it'd probably be ok.
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>>9793416
Not really fair to use a photo from someone's cooking blog or something that was intentionally framed to look like the in-game item, you don't HAVE to put them on the outside of the bread.

I've made Sinners Sandwich with the jelly and cornflakes in the actual sandwich instead of on the outside and it actually tasted pretty good. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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>>9793147
Buffalo chicken pizza
tater tots
shrimp/chicken Alfredo pasta
turkey lunchmeat sandwiches
crab Rangoon
salads involving Jell-o
anything cooked entirely in a slow cooker
fried mozzarella sticks
fruit flavored yogurt
smoothies
breakfast cereal
anything with canned cream of mushroom soup and an ingredient
chip dip made from sour cream and dehydrated onion soup mix
chopped salads with cheese and cold cuts
Montechristo sandwiches
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>>9795220
but literally everything you posted is delicious
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>>9794936
i wish i could easily buy that where i live, not for food but for thread
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>>9795291
It's a list of foods that should not exist IMO. Deliciousness had nothing to do with it. There are people who would make the case for Hershey bars and McDonald's brugers being delicious.
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>>9793359
How meta of you
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>>9793231
I'd eat that. I wouldn't pay for it though.
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>>9795220
>Buffalo chicken pizza

ill knife you m8
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>>9793352
What get's me is the start
>vanilla pudding mix
>a fucking pudding mix
Also what the fuck is cool whip? Marshmallow whip or something?

Also snickers? A fucking snick... oh right AMERICAN... i forgot you guys have it worse than even fucking 3rd-worlders in their shitholes when it comes to chocolate bars.
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>>9793363
your turn plz
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>>9793416
>>9793352
>>9793231

this is now a food that should not exist but is actually kino thread.
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>>9795535
oi oi oi

oh captain my captain
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>>9795548
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;
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>>9793398

nigga this is a picture of some anon's left over bibimbap. It's from a "what are you eating tonight" thread from a couple weeks ago, and I know you're the faggot you keeps spamming it
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>>9795535
Euro coming through, Americans have no idea what they are missing.
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>>9795519
Snickers is great, fuck off.
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>>9793352
>vanilla pudding
>coolwhip
>snickers
>caramel
>marshmellows

salad

Is this a french fry/chip thing? Does americans consider desserts salad while brits think of it as a side to dinner?
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>>9795567
Pineapple on pizza is an American thing though.
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real gore coming through.
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>>9795535
milk and sghetti' is actually kino
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>>9795489
You couldn't come up with a more bullshit dish than Buffalo chicken pizza if you tried. Look at the premise: Substitute a ranch flavored sauce for pizza sauce. You're already retarded. Top with fried chicken (on a pizza?!) that has been tossed in a very strong vinegar based hot sauce. Then put fucking cheese on it. Nothing about that makes any sense. Fried chicken and cheese don't really go together, vinegar hot sauce and cheese don't go together, ranch dressing and cheese don't go together. Hell, vinegar based hot sauce doesn't even work with bread that well, which is why Buffalo chicken sandwiches don't really work.The only way the dish makes any sense whatsoever is when you realize it's a creation of corporate convenience - chain pizza joints added Buffalo wings to their menus over the last few decades, so why not offer them on a pizza - that shit is already there anyways. And it was brilliant of corporate at Domino's to realize a lot of their customers are people who are gleeful about eating garbage, so they knew it would sell.
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>>9795611
>kino
Retard
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>>9795595
Blame Canada - those fuckers started it.
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>>9795615
>ranch
it's BLUE CHEESE you enormous dummy
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>>9795621
mad cuz u don't eat the most kino of foods. You are into capeshit I bet.
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>>9795611
Maybe if you're a four year old who finds tomato sauce too acidic.
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>>9795634
Sorry, I don't speak Ebonics, you smelly porch-monkey.
Get back up your tree.
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>>9795535
me on the right
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>>9795615
Don't know what kind of abortion tier buffalo chicken pizza you've been exposed to, but most I've had are like a flatbread: no sauce on the crust, a layer of cheese, topped with grilled chicken tossed in buffalo sauce. It's not really a pizza at that point but still tasty
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>>9795640
t. browses the worst boards.

sorry you only know basic bitch memes soy boy.
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FOOD GORE COMING THROUGH

SENSITIVE STOMACHS LOOK AWAY
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>>9795658
so what exactly is wrong with chinks anyways?
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>>9795658
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>>9795628
I just looked it up. Other places use a ranch sauce. Not Domino's. The base for their Buffalo chicken pizza is fucking melted American cheese. I'd consider that equally wrong. But I agree that blue cheese goes much better with actual Buffalo wings than ranch, which shouldn't even be an option,
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>>9793147
What were they thinking?
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>>9795658
>you only know basic bitch memes soy boy.
>proceeds to post the same old, tired webm yet again.
Way to up your credibility, fuckwit.
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>>9795675
Is this a fetish thing or what?
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>>9795519
>I expect a 1 dollar chocolate bar to be a top of the line dish
At least it's something you can aford, europoor.
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dumping a few
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>>9795749
I never want to hear the words "ham mixture" ever again.
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>>9795658
>Chinese are people
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>>9795754
> le mousse
wa motherfuckin la
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>>9795767
That's a really good one.
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>>9795784
That's pretty basic bitch but it isn't bad.
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sandwich
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>>9794936
>$80/lb
What the fuck is it used for?
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>>9795658
Why isn't it bleeding everywhere?
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>>9795826
more than likely just some kind of ancient chinese magic boner remedy
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>>9795826
Bullshit chinese "medicine"
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>>9795826
In China there's a whole branch of cooking as medicine. A lot of the more far out ingredients supposedly have medicinal properties.
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>>9793352
my mom makes something similar, would be a-okay without the snickers and caramel, also swap out that milk for canned pineapple. bretty gud
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>>9795830
are you underage or something?
go to school kid.
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>>9795874
I must have missed the class where amphibians don't have blood
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>>9793352
Do white people think that all chopped things served in bowls are salads?
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>>9795826
Knowing the Chinese; virility
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>>9795611
>>9795636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMj8lNdFqV8
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>>9795658
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>>9795727
>1dollar=roughly 1euro, little less
Meanwhile i can get chocolate bars that are actually fucking great, real damn oishii desu here in Funland for like 50cents!
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>>9794936
I bet my dog would go nuts for those
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>>9795900
sal·ad
ˈsaləd '
noun
A cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.

A mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.

Yes.
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>>9795220
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>>9795900
ever had russian food? basically everything is some kind of salad if you cut it up small and smother it in mayonnaise and dill.
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>>9795658
>browses /tv/ and /pol/
>thinks he browses "best boards"

You need to go back to plebbit.
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>>9793147
>should not exist
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>>9793375
Midwesterner here. I'd eat that.
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sal·ad
/ˈsæl.əd/
noun
a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.
"a red pepper filled with tuna salad"
a vegetable suitable for eating raw.


you are a moron
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>>9793408
>indian food
Kek
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>>9795658
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>>9795784
My dad does this, he will put squeeze cheese on anything, to the point where my mother won't buy it anymore
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>>9796255
Falafel is pretty good desu
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>>9793352
way better without caramel, that's just too much
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>>9795784

Cheez whiz is lazy af but its really not that bad.
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>>9796255
The country should not exist, but Levantine cuisine is fantastic.
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>>9793147
my grandma used to serve us these all the time
she'd use a pineapple ring to hold the pear half in place (all canned, of course) and top it with a dollop of miracle whip and a maraschino cherry.

damn, midwestern food of the 1950s was fucking weird.
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>>9795826
Judging by the description in the picture, "Strengthening tendons and bones, promoting the circulation of blood."
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>>9798288
go fuck yourself that looks amazing
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>>9793408
can we nuke india already?
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>>9798346
>trained to teach how to use a toilet.
Nuke is the only option, they dont stink without a good reason, they are disgusting subhumans
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>>9795658
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>>9795220
>Monte christo
I'll bury you alive.
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>>9795696
I would eat all of this in one sitting.
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>>9793147
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

My grandmother used to do what is in OP's pic. Except she'd add shredded cheddar cheese on top. It was actually really good.
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>>9798346
Is that Egg Surly at 0:24?
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>>9793375
If that's a sausage, it's not the wurst thing I've seen
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>>9796255
annexing a kebab shop doesn't count as a food culture
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>>9793375
Looks like all those taters are ganging up on that sausage.
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>>9793352
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE
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Why westerners love to out sausages in jello?
The only thing that goes there should be fruit or sugar
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>>9793352
I mean it probably wouldn't taste terrible but jesus christ my teeth hurt just looking at it.
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>>9793412
pork belly with courgettes, rice and red bell peppers

you are food blind
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>>9793352
Reminds me of that "sweet sundae ramen" thread
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>>9796014
Fazer is fucking amazing.
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>>9795696
>something that actually looks the same as it does in the advertisement image
Finally
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>>9795822
I feel like this much salt and sugar in one bite would burn my mouth
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>>9795675
verbally laughed
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>>9795696
what's wrong with chocolate pizza?
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>>9795588
It has a bit of apple in it. Apples are good for you, right?
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>>9795664
Why would you do that?
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>>9798288
Post the whole thing
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>>9793375
Vinegar and oil rub on the potatoes and non-canned veggies and you have yourself something modestly praise-worthy.
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>>9798999
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>>9795907
The last thing a chinaman needs is fucking virility.
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>>9793375
Looks like something my dad would make.
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>>9795658
at least put a blanket on me first you fucking gook bitch
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>>9793375
Thats a normal dish. The cheese at the bottom is even melted properly.

The presentation is just shit.
Or are you so bad at cooking, that you can't spot that the sausage, potatos and greens have been thrown in after the dish is finished?
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>>9793375
nigga your vegetables are going be mush before your potatoes are even cooked.
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>>9795675
looking at how she delicately handled those donuts in the beginning of the video made me want to bend her over a fuck her while shoving my thumb in her arsehole
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>>9795822
I had a hot pocket once, I don't know how you Americans can give that to their kids. They're so sugary I felt sick. But I ate the whole damn box though. I'll tell you this much, sugar is fucking dangerous
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>>9798323
Is that some kind of desecration of the michelada? Goddamn what a waste.
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>>9793397
Flyover country is objectively the only place in America worth living.
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>>9799893
Not if you like food.
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>>9793147
I think spoons are pretty good.
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>>9799407
>sweet sundae ramen
A chance to break out a classic.
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>>9800261
>A chance to break out a classic.
*A chance to break out some faggotry that originated on Reddit
ftfy
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>>9799527
>shouldn't exist
you are pretty fucking damn well aware you share a roof with /pol/ and she
>she
will be mad if she finds out you are mocking this beauty
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>>9796172
Damn. You schooled that nigga
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>>9795682
Underrated post.
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>>9800123

Every so often I'm reminded of the existence of creamed corn and I get tempted to try some. I'm sure it tastes awful though
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>>9800724
No meme frog post has ever been underrated.
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>>9793231
I remember that thread! Poor guy got bullied pretty hard about his concoction.
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>>9800732
It's not bad really, just tastes like corn but a bit sweeter.
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This is some soft shell turtle dish I had when I used to live in China, its probably the worst thing I've ever eaten.
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>>9800803
Turtle is not for eating.
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>>9795692
It was the 50's the cooking renaissance had just been finished and suddenly there's tons of new disgusting ways to make stale, tasteless food that lasts forever thanks to the world wars.

Really it was just companies falling over themselves trying to justify their awful products as good eating. Especially since during the two world wars and the peacetime in between the food shortage had basically killed any food culture.
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>>9800866
my parents grew up in the 50s. They still cling to some truly terrible food habits. Canned vegetables, for one - you truly have not seen the horrors of food processing until you've eaten canned asparagus.
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>>9795704
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_fetish
It's mostly related to feet but a face works too, i guess
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>>9793352
I swear people are just making the same threads over and over.
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>>9795696
Where can I buy this?
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>>9795784
I’d try that.
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>>9800261
I had no idea there is such thing as blue raspberry frosting
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>>9800123
I mean all this is
>corn
>sausage
>cheese
At least this combination is edible.
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>>9799801
>hot pocket
>sugar
what?
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>>9799801
>>9801073
they are called pop-tarts and the only people who eat them are obese children
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>>9795658
frogposters BTFO
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>>9801088
My grandad ate poptarts and he's not obese or a child.
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>>9798900
>>9799425
>>9799467
There is wet cat food all over it.
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>>9793398
Rice, pork belly, and a variety of vegetables is food gore to you?
>8/10 would eat
Pic unrelated.
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>>9793363
>>9799124
>some random meme recipe someone makes for shits n giggles
>WTF FUCKING AMERICANS ????
get a fucking life
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>>9793147
You can easily smell the faggotness.
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>>9795523
I wouldn't mind trying it BUT.....

How the hell are you even suppose to eat that mess?
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>>9801505
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>>9800732
You really ought to try it, Southerners don't trip out over it for no reason
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>>9800261
someone post the nyquil hot dogs
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>>9795664
my fucking obliques
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>>9802327
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>>9800732
it isn't horrible, it's just pureed sweet corn. zero nutrition but it tastes good
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>>9795696
that would be good. their crust is very biscuit-like already.
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>>9802377
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>>9793398
Don't like that kind of meat but otherwise 9/10 would eat
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>>9795588
Salad is used colloquially to describe any mixture of cold ingredients with something that could be considered a dressing.
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>>9793416
>>9793743
I'm planning on buying turkey later this week and have always wanted to try the "Sinner's Sandwich".
Are there any brand specific ingredients that you recommend?
>I like one of the songs from the game so much that I learned to play it - Life is Beautiful.
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>>9795548
they should bring this stupid shit back ironically. that and those blue french fries. early 00's were a retarded time.
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>>9793147
>>9793352
>>9794936
>>9795535
>>9795634
can we fucking not
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>>9795523
when did stoners open a brick and mortar restaurant
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>>9801867

face-first
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>>9793147
You fags don't even get it.

You get some canned pears ok...

You mix a bit of the pear juice with the miracle whip.

Put the whip on top of one of the pear halves.

Finally add light shredded cheddar cheese to the top.

It is actually really good, you are denying yourself something special.

It is some southern shit passed down.

I would not expect any of you spics etc.. to get it.
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>>9795220
>Buffalo chicken pizza


If you are in an area with a Double Daves Pizza Works try theirs, it will change your mind.
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>>9796336

Yeah people that run at the mouth about why pee pule usually are.
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>>9798999
i sea what you did there
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>stay away from this thread for a day
>my (You) count triples
this truly is the board that keeps on giving.
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>>9802919
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>>9802821
THIS'ING THIS
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>>9795519
Cool whip is a non dairy whipped cream substitute made from vegetable oil.
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>>9793375
Utterly fucking ruined by the cheese and pasta underneath.
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>>9795749
>>9795767
>>9795777
Mid century american cuisine was a fucking mistake. No wonder boomers want everybody to be miserable if they had to grow up with this shit.
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>>9798346
for the love of nonexistent god they even have toilets but would rather literally shit where they eat. Indians are so peaceful and cultured blah blah blah
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>>9800732
Creamed corn is great. Spoon some over a baked potato and crack some pepper on top.
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>>9800123
that shit looks like liquid gold, recipe aside. as that other anon said, there's probably a reason no one eats it anymore though.
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>>9800123
>"CrEaMeD CoRn!"
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>>9802919
be honest, /ck/. what is the exact point you wouldn't eat that?
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>>9803185
when I am no longer NOT sober on my favorite substances

weed and alcohol.
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>>9802216
>Gee, Billy! Why does your mother let your have two log-shaped omelettes?!
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>>9797339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9u2UssRhyk
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why do americans rinse their meat? Is the quality and sanitation so bad they need to clean it in their fluorinated water first?
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>>9795749
>flower petals made of flesh
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>>9802877
It is not some southern shit passed down. You were raised by a hillbilly housewife and are not normal.
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>>9793352
id eat it.
youre all pretentious, prissy faggots. jesus the state of this board.
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>>9801088
>the only people who eat them are obese children
No. They're most consumed by people who usually wake up minutes before they need to leave. I ate plenty back in ele/middle/high school and I never weighed more than 125lbs at 5'9" back then.
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>>9793416
What game is this referencing?
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>>9802877
>spacing
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>>9803351
I keep a couple at my desk as kind of emergency snack thing if I get busy and can't take a lunch or am just lazy. They aren't that bad once in a blue moon.
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>>9803361
Deadly Premonition.
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>>9795682
(you) are fantastic
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>>9795623
>canadians invented the pizza form of shitposting
Why am I not surprised.
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>>9803185
They lost me at garbanzos in a cup.
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>>9803439
>they're almost a dollar each as well
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>>9803453
>hand crafted
I mean they technically aren't wrong, in the same way a child handcrafts a fingerpainting.
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>>9799527
C’mon, a gingerbread concentration camp? Although the monotonous brown of the gingerbread captures the vast emptiness and despair.
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>>9800103
So you are the one who started the separate thread
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>>9800123
I haven’t had creamed corn in so long, although I did make it from scratch one and it was rich as heck. Almost too creamy and sweet.
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>>9800961
That’s exactly what’s been happening, and worst still, they keep getting popular and getting lots of responses- exact same responses.
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>>9803207
is this bait or do eurotrash not wash their meat?
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>>9793375
That's a dick
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>>9803483
Caption cannot be real.
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>>9803497
Part of the issue is you small minority who live on this board and go into EVERY single thread. Of course you're going to see reposts but not everyone spends 24 hours a day coming for the next iteration of the same thread.
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>>9803207
Not everyone does.
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>>9800997
In funland at least
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>>9803444
Apart from being disgusting, it’s also toxic. That’s AIM toothpaste which definitely is full of fluoride.
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>>9803453
>>9803456
Is this real? What is The obsession/purpose for shoving gummy bears in your raw meat products? Where did the customer demand for this come from?
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>>9803483
>>9803512
Agreed. The only way I could see this being real is if some chef was pissed off at some picky vegans and decided to do that to be a dick. Why he/she would risk a rep like that is beyond me, but frankly I can’t see how ANYONE would seriously do this for a catering job. It’s not even freshly made bread that the lettuce is punched through!
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>>9803514
True. If I wasn’t sick and lazing about I probably wouldn’t have been on enough to notice.
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>>9797394
That's like saying ramen is a pretty good Japanese food.
Israeli cusine is nonexistent, it's all arab shit with maybe a bit less seasoning.
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>>9802517
What is that shit?
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>>9795874
why is it not bleed?
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>>9798900
It's not exactly a big portion.
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>>9803732
Oh yeah dude it's only 957 Calories, 50 grams of sugar, 44 grams of fat and over half a gram of sodium. Not too bad hey?
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>>9803512
>>9803533
I assume it's just some asshole who calls their own cooking "michelin level" rather than an actually michelin starred restaurant. The plating is pretty sloppy.
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>>9803797
So about a gram of salt? Why does that merit mentioning at all?
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>>9803803
>Eating roughly a third of recommended sodium intake in a chocolate pizza in one sitting

Enjoy your hypertension you fat faggot.
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>>9803865
Sodium doesn't cause hypertension unless you have a pre-existing condition. You just piss it out.
What's wrong with getting a third of your daily recommended anything in one sitting anyway? How many fucking meals do you have in a day?
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>>9795966
pepeeee :'(
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>>9803876
>Falling for the Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner meme

I eat 6 protein rich meals spread out over the day.
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>>9803533
kys it's actually very good
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>>9800902
I actually prefer canned green beans over fresh due to eating it growing up. This is strange because my parents vastly prefer fresh
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>>9796255
>Israeli Cuisine
It always starts with preheating the oven.
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>>9798323
Stupid Mexicans thinking that's a salad.
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>>9803732
For you
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Anybody has the video of the gay guy using napkins on his pizza and eating it with fork and knife?

just want to rage, from /tg/ with love
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>>9804755
Fork and knife I can understand if it's completely falling apart but
>napkins
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>>9795826
a fancy backscratcher
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>>9793352
>The beetus, it calls to me
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>>9803151
India's been a caste society for like thousands of years.

Those lower castes are, by now, pretty fucking low.
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>>9804755
Only on the condition that you stop being a faggot with this "from a certain board" posting shit.
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>>9803185
melted 'cheese product' is always a dealbreaker for me
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>>9798981
it's not Pradeep, no. it's Pajeet, his second cousin twice removed on the Patel side of the family
jesus christ you're stupid
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>>9802903
I want lebbit to go and stay go
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>>9804934
What the fuck is he even doing with that napkin?
Why doesn't he have real cutlery?
Why does he even have the latex glove?
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>>9805167
it's a joke video
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>>9793147
I really don't get what's so bad about this. I would totally eat this with some bitter lettuce to offset the sweetness.
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>>9805167
>What the fuck is he even doing with that napkin?
I knew kids when I was in high school that did this with their pizza, though that pizza usually had a gallon of grease on it so...
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>>9795523
>opening up an ACTUAL RESTAURANT to serve some garbage a literal downie kid could knock together at home
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>>9802216
Someone shop Andy Sixx's face there
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>>9803541
>birrificio del ducato
My nuiggah
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>>9795784
Gettin' crazy with the Cheez Whiz.
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>>9805172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

It's not a joke video. The whole time they're shitting on the dude for basically everything he does.
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>>9802919
This kind of thing is literally what makes me most want to build a wall and kick all the beaners out.
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>>9805354
At least this one was definitely her trying out a joke recipe.
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>>9805361
The guy with the cap is more of a faggot than the literal homosexual.
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>>9801088
>live in Africa
>find a specialty shop that sells pop tarts
>spend $10 on a box of pop tarts (which in our currency is the equivalent of a fancy restaurant meal)
>eat one poptart on the most special occasions
>make the box last almost a year
I wish I was joking but I'm not. You have no idea how valuable pop tarts are in 3rd world countries.
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>>9805226
please no
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>>9793375
>that filename
Did someone post their fucking cooking on furaffinity?
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>>9802877
We get it faggot. It's just fucking gluttonous and disgusting. Why not just scoop the miracle whip out with your bare hands and eat it right out of the jar like the animal you are?
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>>9801455
>cool whip
>not american
You seriously need to kys
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>>9794936
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>9805605
>We

get fucked dumbshit
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>>9801505
SOYBOY EGG DILDOS
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>>9801505
But why? Why would anyone be such a faggot that they can't even fry an omelette by themselves?
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>>9805351
Jesus christ this is horrible
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>>9805529
Maybe the South Africans can make nigger traps with poptarts
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>>9798999
Meine nigga
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>>9805576
It's an awful meme, but it's growing on me for some reason. Like the fact that one banana was spammed in every ylyl thread, I stopped caring at one point
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>>9803439
I will never not laugh at truck stop sushi
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>>9798999
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>>9805655
Bay area faggots like him live in places that don't have kitchens
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>>9803207
What the fuck? this has to be bait
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>>9803439
>>9805951

bruh that's IGA, an australian supermarket chain. What the fuck?
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>>9795755
she's japanese and this happened at a japanese restaurant, imagine your anime waifu eating this
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>>9806445
christ. anyone who actually unironically does this deserves to be thrown off a highway overpass
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>>9793352
My teeth aren't the best as is and just watching this is giving me a toothache.
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>>9795523
I don't think that's the webm he was referring to. That's actually a Mexican thing
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>>9795767
I hope it's supposed to be eaten warm. I really do.
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>>9806445
For what purpose
Is worse than the strawberry one
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>>9805596
Where do you think I found it faggot
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>>9798999
God dammit Carlos go find your own trips to pun over
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>>9805361
Wow. This whole time I was thinking "what a fag" then I saw this video. These fucking faggots telling people what the "right" way to eat a pizza is. Fuck that dipshit in the hat. If I ever happen to go to that place I will eat it like that guy out of spite
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>>9795675
This seems more like food autism than food gore
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>>9795749
>>9795767
>>9795777

You know, I see these recipes all the time across 50s-60s era American cooking books but I have a real hard time believing anyone actually fucking ate them. Like nevermind that it exists in a recipe form in the first place. I cannot envision someone regularly making these apparently popular gelatin mold monstrosities, being congratulated by their family for it, and then having to shovel that crap down.
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>>9793231
How bad a pizza caan be until you started questioning it's existence
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>>9806247
That must be from melbourne
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>>9806690
It was more of a decoration than something you would actually eat. Plain gelatin tastes like moist butthole, if anything you'd probably pick thru a slice of this shit and just eat the other ingredients.
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>>9795675
>tfw no gook gf to macerate my donuts with her massive forehead
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>>9793231
unironically this is fine, actually pretty good
t.italian guy
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>>9801505
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>>9803504
>washing meat
OH NO NO NO NO NO AH AH AHAHHHH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA
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>>9793352
You went too far
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>>9806445
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POOOOINT?
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>>9795519
>A fucking snick... oh right AMERICAN
>OBSESSED
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>>9803207
>in their fluorinated water
You blew your cover.
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>>9795611
>tfw no vase spagett available
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>>9795664
man the new blade runner movie looks sick
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>>9803453
>>9803456
https://youtu.be/87qSlGk7GUc
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>>9803287
This looks fucking good though. Perhaps its gore for vegetarian fags.




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