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>be me
>guest staying at my house
>I ask him what he would like for breakfast
>he asks if I have cereal
>I say no, I don't have children, it's just me and my girlfriend here and we're adults
>he looks at me oddly
>says that lots of people over eighteen eat cereal


I'm in the right for sure.
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>>9805590
You're right if you're only talking about sugary cereals, but get something like pic related and it's pretty good
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>>9805590
holy fuck you're retarded kek
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>>9805620
Cereal for adults. I approve.
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>>9805590
Unfortunately, he is correct. Most people don't have time in the morning for breakfast. It's either starbucks or equivalent, cereal bar and fruit, skip it entirely, or cereal. Of these, cereal is the easiest option while still tasting somewhat fresh and satisfying.

Of course, it's not really all that fresh or all that satisfying, which is why I have no cold cereal and wake up a few minutes earlier to make steel-cut oats and eggs every morning before work.
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Nothing wrong with a bowl of cereal when you're in a hurry. Don't be so elitist.
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>>9805638
Toaster strudel, bro!
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I eat cereal on the regular. Cereal advertised for kids is still fucking tasty sometimes. Sometimes I want shaped marshmallow bits in my bowl.
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If I wasn't a poorfag I'd probably get cereal for the convenience, but since that shit can get expensive I just make do with oatmeal and bananas. Been doing that for 4 years now, and you'd think I'd get tired of oatmeal, but nah. That shit is pretty good.
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dont try to look like an adult while posting an animu pic anon
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>>9805650
Most people would call that too time-consuming.
Also, if the issue being discussed is maturity, toaster streudel isn't going to be putting any big boy points on your man chit.
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>>9805648
>in a hurry

are you also incapable of following a schedule, just like a child? I wake up early enough to prepare whatever I desire.

>>9805653
I don't doubt that it's tasty anymore than I doubt tag is a fun game. A fun child's game.
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>>9805590
Guest was in the right, anon.
He'd be perfectly justified in beating you to within an inch of your life and claiming your gf in front of your broken body.
I can almost guarantee now that you've made your 'no cereal' status known, a bunch of techno savvy, muscle bound bros have tracked your ip and are converging on your location.
Better stock up on some Captain Crunch.
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>>9805620
the raisins make it kids food
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>eating breakfast
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>>9805590
Mm wanna pet that kitty
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I'll have some banana milk, please. Use water as the base. I've seen too many people drink from their cartons and I don't want to risk it.
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>>9805680
How far up are you in your ass that you reject food for its association with children? Maybe stop breathing entirely to avoid any connection whatsoever.
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>>9805590
>I'm in the right for sure.
You are.
You are also an autismo fuckwit.
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>posts chinese cartoon girls
>complains about childish behavior
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>not doing gigantic 600g carb refeeds using only cocoa puffs, froot loops and milk
never going to make it
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>doesn't keep a box of cap'n crunch, cocoa puffs, lucky charms and count chocula for when he invites adults over for pajama party sleepovers

I'll bet you aren't very popular.
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>>9805890
This, if he wasn't posting anime itd be reasonable to believe him but as it stands he looks like he's 20 and role playing as some le sophisticated adult ps anime is mature
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Just have bread and caffeine like a fucking adult
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>>9805638
>most people don't have time.

most people don't make time. wake the fuck up and treat yourself to a nice meal.
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>>9805878
Love this picture thank you for share.
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>>9805931
Rei is normalfag tier.
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>>9805590
I generally keep some around for when I head into work early to workout, but it's bran mixed with some fruit. I'd have my usual egg breakfast, but it doesn't sit well on my stomach after a workout.

You're not retarded, just slightly autistic.
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>>9805590
Got oats, OP?
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>>9805948
Part of the larp. Gotta be subtle with those triggers.
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>friend of mine is weirded when he doesnt see a microwave oven in my kitchen
>nor macaroni or pasta in my cupboards
>not to mention noodles
>and the only rice i have is basmati
>not even bread anywhere apart from some crispbread past expiration date 2~ years ago
>also freezer is full of vegetables, berries and shrooms instead of frozen pizzas and meat
>no aromat
>only salt is sea-salt in crystallized form
>no tabasco,texas pete, not even sriracha
>only hot spices are dried chilis
>no ranch or other dressings
>not even fucking mayonez
>just a tube of sinep
All my friends are literal manchildren.
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>>9805938
Are you telling me? I make breakfast every morning.
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>>9805668
Anime is aimed at adults
Why do you think it airs at otaku oclock at 3 in the morning
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>>9806023
The fuck you just eat raw broccoli
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>>9805590
I eat cereal.
Usually Cornflakes, (or porridge in the winter), but sometimes I treat myself to a bowl of Coco Shreddies, Weetos, or Krave for a chocolate hit.
Then I sometimes have a Banana afterwards.
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>>9805900
>when he invites adults over for pajama party sleepovers
Goddamn do I wish I had the friends to do this.
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>>9805590
I like Cheerios or Grape Nuts with some fruit
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>>9806318
>cheerios
How? They taste like cardboard. Even plain oatmeal has more flavor.
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>>9805680
Sorry that your life is so boring and predictable. Some people have jobs that require them do more difficult hours, not everyone is ok with an office or service job.
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>>9806023
>putting mushrooms in the freezer
rip my dude
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I like having Grapenuts in my yogurt.
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>>9806339
Fuck yes
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>>9805638
you can scramble an egg and butter toast by the time it takes water to boil for your coffee
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>>9806408
Do you really think that someone who eats cold cereal for breakfast is boiling water for coffee?
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>>9806408
>he drinks coffee
You're like a child
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>>9806335
>if you have time to make breakfast, your life is just boring bullshit!
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I haven't truly had breakfast in probably 10 years, makes me wonder what I would be like if I did.
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>>9806417
I guess not, probably buys Starbucks on the way to work
I'll tell you what annoys me more than people who own cereal, it's people who pay money to eat cereal in a cafe or diner
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>>9805878
You misunderstand, I don't deliberately dissociate with certain things simply due to being adult, it's just natural that over time you mature and you don't notice until someone asks for an object you haven't had since at least puberty.
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>>9806469
I'm not sure I've seen cereal in a cafe or diner. Maybe I just never noticed because I never looked for it.
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>>9805948
That's what you think.
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>>9806311
It does take certain kinds of adults to be into it, but it's damn liberating. I swear we'd be a lot better off if each of us just occasionally regressed to sharing silly, innocent childishness like pajama parties with that underlying subtle, sexual tension that accompanied adolescence. I guarantee big pharma wouldn't be happy because people wouldn't need their soma.
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>>9806479
Some restaurants exclusively serve cereal, you can tell them apart because they always go out of business.
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>>9805680
>>9805590
>OP calling other people children for eating cereal
>posts anime

guess who the real child is in this thread
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>>9805890
>>9805668
>>9806509

anime is mature
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>>9805638
>wake up earlier
Fuck that shit. I’m already giving myself a hard time just being awake before 11AM.
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>>9805590
Did he flop his dick on your steak after that?
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>>9806453
>implying
I can pretty much guarantee my life is more interesting than yours, breakfasts included. The fact that you follow a schedule so perfecrly that you don't plan for the eventuality of a morning rush means you're either a neet or have a 9-5.
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>>9805878
so glad i don't have to ride the go bus anymore
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>>9806338
If you just plan on using them in a soup it would work.
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>>9806408
>making coffee with boiling water
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>>9805590
You are both right. Lots of people over 18 eat breakfast cereal. But a lot of people buy it so they can get some food into their children quickly and easily before getting them off to school. Breakfast cereal as we know it today is a creation of the American Midwest, particularly Michigan where Kellogg had his quack sanatorium where Post worked for him as a cook. Also General Mills is headquartered not that far away in Minnesota. How normalized breakfast cereal will be to you as an adult could depend on how much influence that culture has on you.
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>>9806479
shitloads do, its the sign of a good cheap to medium tier restaurant. its there for kids and autistic people/kids who refuse to eat anything else.
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>>9805590
sugary cereal are for kids, I do eat yogurt and granola a lot though.
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>>9805648
>>9805680
>eating breakfast
>not doing omad and fasting regularly
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>>9806799
You thinking is stagnant and my life is a wonder of interest. Just recently I've had the adventure of the accidental acquittal because I made a joking suggestion to a friend and he seems to be following through with it and then there's the girl who I was going to make her dress as Asuka and bang her and then she dyed her hair blue so I figured Rei would be fine but now it's purple so you know what that means.
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Eggs are a man's breakfast. I agree with op.
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>>9805590
You sound like a horrible person and I doubt you have any friends that actually like you.
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>>9806474
Sounds like youre just so upset that you missed out on your childhood that you are disassociating anything to do with kids because it reminds you of your negative past as a kid, and are telling yourself that its 'maturity' keeping you from those things when really you shouldnt judge things on what you consider childish simply because of what companies force your opinion for you, and that you shoulf choose to dislike something simply because you dont like it. If you were judging a couple cereals that you personally do not like i could see your opinion but when you mass stereotype them all like that it simply shows youre the real immature one here. Try not to be offended by my post, actually sit there and try consiering my opinion, i may be wrong but most likely not far off either. Sorry to hear about your poor childhood man. :( Good luck anon brother in your quest for 'maturity'.
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>>9805680
>>9806408

I for the life of me cannot understand why anyone does anything but maximize the amount of sleep they can get in the morning. My alarm hits, I leap out of bed, I piss and shit while reading the morning news on my tablet. I take a 5-10 minute shower depending on how groggy I am.

Then it's pants, shirt, brush teeth, and off to work. I sometimes have my off-brand Keurig make a cup of coffee for the drive, which takes about as much time as getting dressed. 30 minutes alarm to car door.

I wouldn't blame anyone for adding 5 minutes for a bowl of cereal, but making breakfast and cleaning up each morning and meandering around? Fucking why? There's nothing to do in the morning but dread work.
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>>9805590
Fuck off Rice Krispies were on sale that day.
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I don't shit properly if I don't eat a bowl of muesli every day.
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Some of you people are so fucken insecure about your lives. Grow the fuck up.

I don't eat cereal often but do recognize its benefits and acknowledge that certain cereals are highly nutritious.

'
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>>9807281
Thanks, FDA!

Riboflavin
Pyridoxine hydrochloride
Niacin
Reduced iron
Thiamine mononitrate
Folic acid

Thanks for supporting good nutrition!
Thank you for the federal law prohibiting the production of wheat or rice products without adding these chemicals.

I know the government owns the lab that produces 99% of the bags sold in the US, but it's not like we guys think you want a monopoly on poisoning your country's citizens.

The wheat manufacturing process can be a daunting one, what with having to remove the wheat germ and feed it to livestock before replacing the removed b vitamins with chemical mockeries of themselves.

We just want you to know we love you, FDA, thanks for keeping us healthified and what not.
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>>9807315
>Riboflavin
>Folic acid
>Pyridoxine hydrochloride

My god, you're fucken stupid. It's clear that you don't have professional background in these matters.
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>>9807339
>naturally occurring vitamins are removed
>ie: wheat germ
>feed it to the animals
>replaced with chemically synthesized versions of themselves
>25%+ of a bag of flour is powder chemicals
>the US government manufactures all of them
>federal law states that if a facility processes over x tons of flour or rice, these chemicals have to be added

I'm well educated about this. Does this seem necessary to you? What about when 50% of your diet is food containing these chemicals? Is it natural to remove the b vitamins and replace them with chemicals while our livestock eat the meat off the wheat?
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>>9807315
i'm sure your facebook is full of this.
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How has no one mention that Kellogg was a eugenicist and invented his cereals to keep poor people down?
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>>9807362
>jesus christ theres vitamin b in my food, fucking government
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>>9807376
pCitation Needed]
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>>9805638
>take yogurt out of fridge
>spoon some into a bowl
>cut a banana with the spoon, put it in the yogurt
>top with granola
>cinnamon if you want cuz it's tasty

Takes a minute and a half
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>>9807499
He was forced to add chemicals when the "enrichment program" began. It was law. They barely eased up on it but smaller manufacturers still make pure wheat products, however difficult to find in the US.
I'll eat spaghetti with one ingredient, not one ingredient and five chemicals, and you should consider doing this too.
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>>9805590
I never eat breakfast. Anyone who does is either obese or skinnyfat. Prove me wrong.
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>>9805620
Those prepackaged muselis aren't much better than cereal to be honest.
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>>9805878
A proper breakfast is steak, eggs, potatoes and onions. Breakfasts like that put a man on the moon and won the west.
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>>9806339
I like groping a man's nuts to get yoghurt
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>>9807315
If you think that's bad, look at what goes in vaccines
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>>9807513
Exactly. Avoiding chemicals is crucial.

Make sure to alkalize all water to remove FDA chemicals.
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>>9805590
not only are you rude, you are ignorant and arrogant. i'm sure you will not have him as guest again

t. 26y/o eatin cereal cuz it's convenient
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>>9805590
>a fucking Reifag
Figures.
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If anyone here is looking for /fit/ cereal that doesn't taste like ass, consider Kellog's Special K protein cereal:

http://smartlabel.kelloggs.com/Product/Index/00038000143670

Not priced obscenely high, and has good macros. Personally, I like to crush it down with my hands and mix oats in before filling up my bowl with 2% or whole milk. I'll usually have a dollop of peanut butter with it too. Tastes great, and really filling.

They have some cinnamon chunk cereal under the same label, but the macros are worse, and it's a bit sweet for my taste. Not as filling either, in my experience.
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>>9805590
continental breakfast has cereals
eating cereals is old as fuck

stop trying to make "breakfast cereal is for kids" a thing, it won't happen
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>>9808352
>Europeans
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>>9805590
H O U S T O N
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All Rei posters are cute girls, right?
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>>9805590
these are delish
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>>9805878
tis image is hilarious
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>>9807509
That's cereal, tho
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>>9805731
It's hospital food.

It's literally a recipe of fruits, nuts, grains and berries concocted for hospital inpatients.
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>>9805638
>fresh and satisfying
>fucking cat food from a box
"No"
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>>9808514
Have you eaten cat food before? Serious question. Stupid exaggerations don't convince anybody.
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>>9808341
Children aren't allowed to browse this board.
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Corn flakes are pretty good. And no sugar so you can pretend you're an adult.
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>>9806149
because Japan is in the Chink time zone
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>>9808352
>crummy motel breakfasts have it because it is one food the normies can make without starting a fire

Yeah real convincing.
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>>9806325
>eating food for its flavor
Found the literal manchild.
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>>9808512
>only sick people need to eat healthy
Do all Americans think like this?
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>>9807376
What? I heard he invented cereal because the big vats would get caked with dried wheat and he didn't want to waste it so he scraped it off and thus cereal was born
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>>9808631
>motel breakfasts
>normies can make
Have you ever been to a motel breakfast you fucking retard? All the food is made FOR you. It's laid out buffet style. Why the fuck would they let YOU make the food?
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>>9808631
>continental breakfast
>crummy motels

man, living in crippling debt in your granma basement must suck, i thought people could explore the world with an internet connection, but i guess the internet of isolated bubbles got too far
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>>9808657
What
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>>9808666
Corn flakes were supposedly invented to discourage masturbation because they're so miserable and bland you forget what pleasure is after eating them or something like that
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>>9808723
No, even John Harvey "mandatory circumcision to disincentivise self-rape" Kellogg had basic standards of taste.
He was offered the patent for Shredded Wheat and rejected it on the basis that the cereal tasted like chewing on a broom.
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>>9808220
You boil these like normal oats right?

I eat half a cup of oats normally... Or would that be equal to about a cup of these?

I'd normally put pb brown sugar in my oats anyways
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>>9805648
>Don't be so elitist
You're on /ck/. This is like the only chance to pretend we're better than someone else at anything.
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>>9808220
Why? The sugar? It's easier to find muesli without added sugar in my experience than other cereals, but even with added sugar it still usually has less than other cereals, more fiber, and it's more filling because of the nuts and seeds so you don't eat as much.
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>>9806023
>basmati rice
fucking cancer, i swear
otherwise good stuff.
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>>9806023
>no mayonez, only sinep
and here, my friends, is an edgelord kid pretending to be cool in a shit murrikan household full of sugars and frozen shit
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>>9808341
>ton of sugar, carbs, and a little bit of protein
get the fuck out
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>>9808657
Many Americans only eat an orange for a "boost" when they're getting sick.

Hospitals do not have healthy food on average. It's mostly biscuits, sandwiches, some pudding, suffering.
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>>9806338
I just put some chanterelles as you only get those during autumn and then eat them during christmas&winter as a sauce or soup. They dont really lose any taste or texture even, maybe other mushrooms would i dunno never tried freezing other than chantarels.
>>9809721
What's better? I like Basmati because not only is it cheap but it also cooks quickly due to being so small.
>>9809737
I actually live alone in the Northern Yorop ;__;
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>>9808677
>the cereal at motels is already placed in milk when you arrive
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>>9805878
The internet never ceases to amaze.
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I've recently begun to substitute my breakfast with a shake with homemade rice milk as the base, a scoop of peanut butter, a banana, a strawberry and some vanilla protein powder, and that takes me less than five minutes, maybe a bit more if I'm also making some tea at the same time.

If I don't go with it, I usually just make a cheese omelet with a couple of eggs and throw in some meat if available.
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this much projection and butthurt over something so irrelevant as a food reeks the foul stench of neet and adolescence
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>>9805680
>claims to be an adult
>reifag

Of course
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>>9805680
>>9805590
>adult
>anime
I see through your jewish trickery.
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>>9810971
You do realize that show came out in like 1995?

I'm not that guy but I jerked it to Rei* a number of times, and I'm old enough to have voted for Al Gore

>*only because Maya was too pure and I didn't feel I was good enough to jerk it to her
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>>9805648
>in a hurry
Less than an hour after you wake up, you are already behind schedule. Sounds like a child to me.
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>>9810989
>>9810989
>I could’ve voted gore

Now I see the real issue.
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>>9811113
Not only could have, but did!
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>>9811115
I bet you voted uncle bernie too
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>>9810989
Girlfriend of Steel pissed me off.
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>>9808723
Honestly dont get this since I love cornflakes and still jerk it multiple times a day
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>>9811144
Are you a detective?
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>>9811153
I had to look that up. I don't play video games.
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>>9806453
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>>9811179
well it's a visual novel anyway gg
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I'm 28 this month and I eat Weet-Bix if it's summer and too hot for oats
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>>9807216
you need more testosterone buddy
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>>9806529
Fucking weeb criticizing people that eat cereal bc "cereals for children". You've ascended humanity. How's it feel to be an immortal god?
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>>9805590
>Thinks cereal is for children when Total, oatmeal, and raisin bran exist.
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>>9807022
/thread
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>>9805638
>claims to have no time
>wiat sin starbucks line for an hour
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>>9807095
That you're a faggot
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>>9805668
Anime website!
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>>9805590
cereal is for children
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children
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Is the reiposter still here? Can you add me on discord??

You seem cute...
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What kind of shitty bait thread is this?
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I'd appreciate some more Rei posts please ;_;
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I'm so lonely. I wish I had reiposter to snuggle with in bed.
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>>9812160
?
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>>9806509
>>9805668
The real child is you, complaining about anime on a website about anime.
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>>9805890
>>9806509
>>9812160
>>9805931
Go back.
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>Hurrr just wake up earlier for work

I commute an hour to my job, and I work 12 hour shifts with mandatory overtime that runs even longer. By the time I get home, even if I went to bed at that very second and woke up as late as possible I could get at most 5 hours of sleep. When I tell people I don't have time for something they always feed me that fucking "nawww you're lazy you can make time" when it's the opposite, I work too hard and don't have the fucking time to craft a numale approved breakfast.

I do more work in a day than most of these fucking soyboys do in a week but they're the first to get up my ass for not having unlimited freetime to handcraft every meal. Some of us work for a living and there's nothing wrong with a bowl of cereal in the morning.
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>>9805590
cereals are unhealthy garbage
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>>9805731
you're a moron
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>>9808761
almost all of /ck/ is working class middle school drop-outs going completely apeshit at fancy presentation
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>>9813134
Oh the horror of wanting food to taste good instead of impressing soygoys
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Cereal is cheap nutrition-packed easily digestible carbs that are near isntant to make as a meal.

The only thing adults aren't allowed to eat without being ridiculed are canned fucking baby food and breast milk.
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>>9813108
Lol just work another job you child, your exhausting hours are making you crabby which is also childlike.
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>>9808723
You are thinking of gram crackers
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>>9813151
>breastmilk
It hurts.
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>>9812807
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>>9813431
We all want a mommy to suck her boobs for her milkies, but we have to be patient good little boys
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>>9813151
I like to eat instant baby semolina pap. There is something about the flavor of the de-mineralized milk powder they put in there.
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>>9813151
>breast milk
But it's just a waste of perfectly good breasts if I don't drink it ;_;
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>>9813562
Thank you, anon
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Fresh Bircher is pretty good.
Also if Muesly is kids foods then I guess adults are supposed to die of starvation here. Or die from egg induced heart attacks.
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>>9805680
>Following a schedule
Nigga I leave my house at 8 in the morning and come back at 9 at night, I spend a couple hours doing class work then I sleep for 6-8 hours. I don’t have the time to prepare a full english breakfast in the morning
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>>9814228
You could do it if you slept two hours less.
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>>9813562
Rei ;-;
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>>9807216
I'd kms if I lived like that. I wake up at 5am instead of 6am just so I have time to make breakfast and prepare my gym bag and take a shit and a shower before work.
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>>9805590
Cereal companies are actually trying to lure kids back since they eat packaged food that leaves no dishes. It's the adults born in the 90s who are the big cereal eaters.
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>>9807315
Are you even aware of what happens to a fetus if the mother does not get proper amounts of those "chemicals" ? The government required supplements added because people would just live off of cheap grains and then have retarded and deformed babies. Most people don't prefer the taste of whole grain and the shits too much fiber brought. So you can thank your government that you don't have to live surrounded by cripples and retards.
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>>9805590
>sperging out this hard at your guest
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>>9813562
Rei didn't have those delicious thighs in the show.
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>>9805590
being so autistic you cant just say "no"
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>>9806408
You do not pour boiling water on coffee you ignorant bafoon. You bring your water up to a boil ,let it cool pour it over your grounds at precisely 200 degrees Fahrenheit. This is the optimal temperature to steep coffee. any cooler and you don't extract enough, any hotter and it extracts too much leading to bitterness.
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>>9808755
You don't boil müsli, wtf
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>>9805590
>you have friends who visit you
>you have a gf
>you don't eat cereal every morning
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>>9805590
Cereal is kind of a snack food, anyway. It's not a meal. Adult or no. You'll be hungry again in 2 hours.
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>>9805653
>cereal for kids: $2/box
>cereal for adults: $6/box

Honestly, fuck these manufacturers.
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>>9805638
It takes all of a minute to fry a couple eggs and make toast, you fucking wankstain. Or are you saying people who eat cereal are waking up 5 minutes before they have to leave?
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>>9806619
God damn how Black are you?
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>>9805590
only mental midgets eat cereal
the thinking mans breakfast is a bar s hotdog with a side of eggs
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>>9805590
It's food, who the fuck cares what age demographic eats it when it all becomes poo anyways.
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>>9805900
That would sound like a gay ole Time
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>>9805890
>>9805931
leave my anime site
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I'm lonely again tonight. Is reiposter ever gonna notice me?
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>>9816105
i am feeling very kind

this is the rarest rei
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>>9816174
Please post more Rei
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>>9805620
You seem like the type to brag about how they never eat fast food or anything "processed"
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>>9816644
Not him/her, but how is that a bad thing? If you disregard the holier than thou thing.
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>>9816174
Thank you. I feel special.
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>>9805650
>using the frosting to draw shit
My nigga
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>>9816995
y'know, this is a blue board
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>>9817043
It'd be bluer, but Rei shaves.
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>>9817780
I always figured rei for having hairy legs and armpits, why would her snatch be any different
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>>9809748
Don't forget green jello.
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>>9807216
You seem like a loser. But not as much of a loser as
>>9813108
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>>9817803
She's a good girl and obeys when told to keep herself shaven.
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>>9817895
but there's nobody telling her to keep herself shaven
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>>9805590
I only cook on special occasions now or for the fuck of it when I'm not at work, since I'm a line cook, I actually get woken up by my fiance with a fresh breakfast and a blowjob every morning, god it feels good man.
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>subtly suggesting your guest is a child
Was that necessary, you dumb spiteful cunt?
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>>9813071
The realest child is you, trying to justify your own maturity by putting down an unrelated concept like cereal, when there is nothing inherently wrong with it. You just want to feel superior to satisfy your own self esteem problems
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>>9816644
Nah. I like fast food once in a while. Muesli is just delicious and doesn't make me feel sick from eating too much sugar.
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sorry bro, normies eat cereal
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>>9818154
This, holy shit.

>>9818198
This.
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am i the only one who isnt fucking hungry in the morning and doesn't like eating as the first thing i do when i wake up. eat when you are hungry jesus christ.
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>>9818154
>>9818216
you understand that it's like if he asked me for a baby rattle. The natural response is sorry, I don't have children. I would have also said this if he asked for gummy worms or lollipops for breakfast.
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>>9805590
Well OP you're not in the wrong for not having cereal. Your guest was just confused as to why you didn't have something which is very common.

You are wrong though, for thinking that cereal is only for children. I'm going to assume that you were thinking of cereal which is catered mostly to children, for as in your post you said "I don't have any children," and ", we're adults."

There are other cereals out there which aren't catered mainly to children. Besides thinking that certain types of food are only for one type of person is stupid, it's food.
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>>9806417
What kind of stupid question is that? I've had cereal and pour over coffee in the morning plenty of times. There are reasons beyond laziness to have cereal.
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>Acts like an autist
>Posts the worst girl
Pottery
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>>9819097
I've still not actually watched that annie may. Is it actually good or is it just a bunch of upskirt pantyshots and lazy references to real culture?
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>>9818230
False equivalence to the max. WEW.
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>>9819112
>if I just say false equivalence that makes him wrong

so sorry mister but I cast reflection and your false equivalence spell hits you instead for double damage due to your status weakness (false equivalence doubles up on you for 4.0x equivalence damage boost)
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>>9819110
it's the best show of all time
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>>9819110
I watched it when I was suicidal and it was the best thing ever
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>>9819110
dude what
Evangelion is one of the anime that actually made anime popular in the west, along with Akira and GitS
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>>9813108
>third world problems
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>>9819118
>comparing cereal that’s meant for all ages to a baby rattle that’s literally meant for infants
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>>9819192
even this baby thinks your dumb when you say that cereal is for all ages. Let that sink in.
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>>9819215
>puts more cereal in the bowl than it can handle
>not even enough milk in it so you can sink your spoon into the milk to pick some up with the cereal
Jesus CHRIST did the kid pour the cereal in that bowl?
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Is this a good brand of baby food?
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>>9819215
>look I found a picture of a child eating cereal!!!
>surely you cannot find a picture of any adult eating cereal and therefore your argument is invalid!

Faggot
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>>9819244
anyone who eats cereal is a child and therefore you have just shown me a picture of a child

My logic is undeniable and I am undefeatable. Mostly because I am so strong, but partially because you are childish.
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>>9819244
>Eaating fruity loops
That's a manchild
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You were correct, but also in the wrong.

If you were a true adult you would exercise the highest social rule of gracious hospitality and do your best to be pleasant and accommodating to your guest rather than being a smug, elitist asshole. If you have a problem with him you shouldn't have allowed him to become a guest in your home.
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>>9819250
Pretty much this and it shows so hard in these posts

>>9819247
>>9819249

As if they’re teenagers trying to prove they’re “mature”
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>>9819240
stop it if this thread last much longer cereal being a kids food will become a /ck/ meme
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All you people here are acting like fucking anthropologist professors trying to classify what is child or "adult" meals all over a meal of cereal and cold milk.
Threads like these is why I wish the West should abolish "childhood" and "adolescence" as social institutions. That way, the physically senior-aged can dump this absurd "Age is a Penis Gauge" mentality.

Besides, adults (especially men over 35) are nothing more than over-grown children.
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>>9820847
>Besides, adults (especially men over 35) are nothing more than over-grown children.
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>eating breakfast
kek
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>>9805590
>we're adults!
>says the """"""man"""""" who is living with his whore girlfriend before marriage

Shameful. Be less concerned about breakfast choices and more concerned about life choices.
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For breakfast I just had some homemade cured rainbow trout on pumpernickel with onion and capers; and a pickled radish sandwich with mustard and smoked paprika.
Top that
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>>9805680
>Gets snobby about people being childish
>Is a weeb
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Just get some Honey Bunches of Oats. That shit is magic.




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