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I present to you the world's first and only blenderless milkshake.
My pitch? Milkshakes are expensive and hard to make at home, well not anymore! Introducing the blenderless milkshake. Easy, quick, simple, and delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-EemaS4YU
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>>9922942
Why buy icecream to make shake and not just freeze homemade icecream mix without churning and then blend that? Is it any different?
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>>9922942
But your going to put my blender emporium out of business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGWnr8kiO0
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>>9922942
wow, using a spoon. How have I never thought of this before. You're clearly going to make a billion dollars.
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>milkshakes hard to make at home
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>>9922942
Wow, that dude is spergy as fuck!
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How fat do you need to be to prefer drinking your mint chip ice cream?
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>>9922974
I'm glad you asked!
If you use homemade frozen icecream mix it doesn't taste as good as Dreyer's mint chocolate chip ice cream. The texture and flavor are also different compared to the superior and milkshake-like taste and consistency of the Blenderless Milkshake
>>9923001
Thank you for your kind words!
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>>9923021
Is it because of the thickeners in the grocery store stuff?
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>>9923035
Yes but you can use hershey's syrup to thicken up your milkshake.
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>>9923006
I usually don't respond to negative comments like these but the truth is that nobody is perfect and I try very hard to make good content and recipes for people to enjoy but instead I just get shit on by random strangers which makes me depressed to where I don't want to do this anymore.
>>9923016
If you're counting calories then milkshakes aren't for you anyway
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>>9923088
I make milkshakes with only whole plant foods. Much more satisfying :-)
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>>9923104
There's no such thing as a vegetarian milkshake though LOL
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>>9923088
>I just get shit on by random strangers which makes me depressed to where I don't want to do this anymore.
Stop being so defensive. It was a comment, not an indictment. I enjoyed the video. I enjoyed watching you. But some of that enjoyment came from watching you being who you are. You came up with the idea to make an instructional video of making a milkshake in a glass at the table using a kitchen utensil. Most people wouldn't. You did the whole thing in your unique narrative style. And that reflects the unique character you are. I enjoyed it for that. And yeah, you come across spergy af. But you had the balls to put it out there. People will comment on what they see. If I made food videos people would comment on the old guy who is probably a drunk and/or a smoker slurring his way through making some weird thing no one is gonna bother making anyways. That's just how people are. You put yourself out there. Don't get all pissy just because I called you spergy. The video was entertaining. I would watch more of your stuff.
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>>9922942
or you could spend 10-20 bucks on a handheld blender
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>>9924122
Not everyone is rich enough to throw that much money away on a useless blender.
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>>9922942
I'm laughing my ass off at this guy's sperg accent. I have one too but he seriously sounds like a chinese kraut
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>>9924425
You're a bully, fuck you.
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Can someone give nme a summary? I don't want to give this spammy fucktard a view.
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>not owning one of these bad boys
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Have you considered capitalizing on your autism? If people are making fun of you they still generate ad revinue, so in the end you'll be the one lauging
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>>9922942
Have you not seen /ck/'s favorite movie?
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>>9925535
It's entertaining. It's a dude very methodically setting up the reasons why you'd want to know how to make a milkshake without a blender, then talking you through the process of doing so with what >>9924425 calls a "sperg accent". As a video it accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do - shows you how to make a milkshake without a blender. But the guy is fun to watch and listen to partially because he's not neurotypical, yet he's still putting himself out there. I say give him the view.
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>>9923088
>syrup
Syrup shouldn't be anywhere near a milkshake you fucking faggot, it's literally only ice cream and milk, if it's not thick enough stop adding so much fucking milk.
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>>9925537
>Not owning a Multimix
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>>9925685
dgfkys
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>>9922942
>Milkshakes are expensive
>Milkshakes are hard to make at home

What a moron.
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>>9922942
Fuck off with your shilling you little shit.
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>>9922942
Do Americans really look like this?
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>>9922942
fuckoff ray kroc
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>>9922942
>MIWK AND ICE CWEAM
what's with youtubers and the retarded toddler speak?
is this even a thing? it's not the first time I heard one speak like they have mental issues
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>>9922942
How can this sperg possibly think he's the first person to ever mix milk and ice cream together
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>>9926755
He has a speech impediment you fucking bullies. Jesus christ you guys are legit evil. Do you think Robert wants to sound like that? He's doing the best he can, goddamnit.
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>>9922942
He looks like a young version of my grandfather.
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>>9927239
I'm so sorry for your familial retardation anon. It must be tough going through life like that.
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>>9927239
He was born with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck causing oxygen deprivation. Leave him alone, you asshole.
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>>9927210
t. Robert

Try harder, faggot
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>>9927277
i wish I had the sheer audacity and courage Robert has to live the life he wants to. You are a weak sad little man, you are NOTHING compared to Robert or his creative innovations in cuisine.
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>>9928805
Robert has no innovations on cuisine, he's just fun to watch. And in a world where not that many people are fun to watch that counts for something.
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>>9928832
A blenderless milkshake is the biggest innovation in cold dairy treats since the invention of Dippin' Dots ice cream. He's not just a jester there to make you laugh he is a living human being with feelings just like you and me.
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>>9922942
why do you talk like an off the boat chinaman when you're white?
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This is an shitpost if anybody didn't notice video is from 2016 saw it before on this board.
Best shitpost in a while
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>>9929004
Are you telling me no one would have figured out its a shitpost when OP is trying to claim that milkshakes are expensive and hard to make?
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>>9922942
Can you use any kind of ice cream or is Dreyer's mint chip the best for the blenderless milkshakes?
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>>9922942
At least he has a IMDB page
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2258412/

I want him to make more panels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqg7P-0ZkH0
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>>9929044
The real shitpost is the shitpost of the mind to believe other people on this website have the brain capacity beyond that of a 3 year old lobotomized chihuahua. This is post-reddit 4chan, this is post-Moot 4chan. In a world where, "what the fuck was his problem," "*anything political*," and 100% word for word R*ddit posts reign supreme, pretending to be an autistic man who created a simple video two years ago is triumphed as a beacon of piss blazing across a black sea of utter dogshit.
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>>9922942
Herwo sis is Rop Migmur agen. Today I'm gunno show you how to make a miwrkshake without A bleneur. Wurl ets hat ousside, ye need something nice an CODE do drink. Uh, you'd prefer to not like grabbler your shoulders or anyfing; so da pewfect solution is, hey you have icecweam, ye have miwrk, miwrkshake. So firs, I'm eusseng sum Dreyewr's Mitt Choclat Chimp Ice Cweam today, so das de firs ingrediant. *uses tardstrength to remove lid in under 20 seconds*. Okay. Goodol ice cweam scuuper. and a gluss. Ya ga put a goord amoun en e gless. Try not to uh, pan on firling et up all the way because you migh git sum overfworw latteh on. Yeah, i jus got dis outta da freezewr so its stillr a littlre hawrd. So, you don need pewrfect scoobs. jus bets and pieces. And because I don't have medjuring cups. everything I'm doing I basically half to eye. *keeps loading said bets into the gluss*. Wumore littrle bet ta do it. Okay I got sum ice cweam in now. now es time to put a litre a milk in now. I'm using two pecent miwrlk dat I got from my localr grocwery stor here in clean Texas. Okay an den like I said, jus eye it. Hobefurry put it like ruffly dis. Okay, dat looks good to me. wruffly da same amouna miwlrk and ice cweam. Maybe a litl' less milwrk den da ice cweam. Den get seamthing ta stirw et wiff I'm using a knife. end den jus keep sterring et. end if ye need put more ice cweam in etor a littrle bet mow milwrk go right aheard, ef you belieb you need to. end jus keep keep sterrwng et udtil a ice cweam is all mixed up in now. and deres nalike a little big crumps. *continues stirring ice cweam and milrwrk with a knife*, See dis loorks good [*it doesn't] es alr niyssss wizzbly smoove. En now ye cun basely go and mik your own mirwlksakes wittout having to warm through like a pwocess. Fassfood pwrace or like a some places swerv miwrlkshakes you jus can ave your own at ome. Em, uuum, jest get cwreative wif stuff, see whad you ave, make your own videos, make your own recipes....
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>>9922942
Looks like she stole Robert's recipe... fucking typical baka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpzEf8kx3Zo
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>>9922942
He looks like a fatter Matt Damon
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>>9929406
So, Philip Seymour Hoffman?
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>>9929283
was that really worth the effort?
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>>9923176
so much positivity. i´m amazed.
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>>9923176
I'd watch your cooking videos anon. An old guy cooking weird things? Might not have a huge niche but you'd certainly get views.
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>>9929227
You're just mad that your poetic faggot shit isn't on the top page of r 4chan
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>>9923118
> not taking the soypill
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>>9929283
this guy is a living Apu meme
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>>9930772
Are soypills good for you?
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>>9926324
What's wrong with Hershey's syrup in a milkshake?
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>>9922942
I just made a blenderless milkshake but I used peach sorbet :)
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>>9935994
Sounds yummy
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>>9926399
not everyone is rich. dude
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Could I use frozen yoghurt instead of ice cream?
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>>9922942

>First and only blenderless milkshake

Like nigga, for real; what the fuck do you think the "SHAKE" part of "milkshake" means? From their inception, before blenders, niggas would SHAKE the shit out of the ingredients.
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Ooooh, I know this guy from a thread on /tv/ the other day. He went on a date with a porn star and got cucked.




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