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>Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes
>Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
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Cocaine?
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Can't believe she's nearly 60. She looks late 30s/40s
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>>9973885
no milkies then?
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>>9973787
She really knows exactly what to show off to sell herself.
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>>9973787
First I’ll hide it in her pantry where no one ever goes then I’ll eat that cupcake gud oh yes
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>>9974302
That’s what this thread is about right
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>>9973990
I'll bet without clothes she is super saggy and flabby. A girdle, wonder bra, and spanks can take years off a woman's appearance temporarily.
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>>9973885
That's the power of makeup. You shouldn't need to be reminded of this though, considering how into men who wear makeup to look like women you are.
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MOOOOOMY
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>>9973787
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>>9974474

Fun Fact:

The #1 selling cosmetic product in Africa, India, and China are all "skin bleaching" creams. "Errbody hate us but they all wanna be us."
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Her cooking show got pretty dark towards the end.
>>9974503
Preach.
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>>9973787
Apparently she "likes man with a pelt"
She gonna love me. Im hairy as fuck.
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>>9974503
Also being less black makes you far more successful. Also some of those bleaching products are insane. Like they are lye and other shit that will scar the hell out of you
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>>9973787
T H I C C
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>>9973787
I'd cup her cakes if you know what I mean...
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>>9974474
Imagine taking right home and waking up to left the morning after
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>>9975215
Id ice her cake if you know what I mean
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>>9974503
I think you might be making that up. "Skin bleaching" creams don't seem to make it even into top 10 lists.
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>>9975357
>>9975215
I dont know what you guys mean. Can you help explain?
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>>9975812
I'd add milk to her pancake mix. If you know what I mean.
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>>9973787
Who wants some red velvet cake?
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>>9975817
Sorry still dont understand could you help explain.
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>>9975823
I want to knead her dough, please understand what I mean
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>>9974657
I always talk about how dumb womb blacks are and people get angry.
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>>9975834
No still dont understand can you make it simplier
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>>9975860
I want to put my pudding dispenser into her pudding form, if you know what I mean
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>>9975867
Yo' puddin' ain't got 'nuff sugah in it honey, you be shootin' in da air.
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>>9975841
what's a womb black?
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>>9975867
I'd be fillin her stove, know what I'm sayin?
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>>9975867
>>9976485
I don't understand either of these posts pls help
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>>9974474
>arms still black as charcoal
she ain't fooling nobody
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>>9974503
they hate us cuz they anus
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>>9976548
I would lick the sugar of the rim of her glass, get what I'm getting at?
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>>9974320
and I would STILL dip my dick in hot sugar if it means she would suck it.
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>>9973787
dont do alot of coke
oh oh nononono
OH OH OH NO NO NO
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>>9977146
WHAT
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>>9977146
her tits must look really gross.
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>>9977146
I'd still do Coke with her and call her mommy
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>>9973787
Didn't seem right that >>9977146 was the last image of her. A quick googling has revealed some tastier pics.
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>>9977364

Is her stuff any good? This is my first exposure to her as I don't really watch TV or seek out new cook books.
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>>9977368

No she's just a ciked out gold digger with big tits.
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>>9976548
Ive been very clear about my intentions anon. I dont know how much more directly I can describe my feelings towards her
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>>9973885
Plastic surgery bro.
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Just imagine pounding her jiggling behind, watching as her pendulous mammaries collide and slap together, hearing her moans of delight as she sinks her face into a big horse feed bag of icing sugar and cocaine, before whipping out your spent member, turning her around and unloading onto her caked face and chest
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>>9977501
Imagine her then scraping off your cum from her face, all mixed with coke and icing sugar and eating it like a delicious treat
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This is my cat; she is named after Nigella too! She likes to eat wet food! She is cute! I love Nigella!
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>>9977550
nice moggy!
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>you will never be a millionaire titty monster
Why even live?




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