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I've seen these swords with wings pictures all over twitter. What does it mean?
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>>3246074
What do you mean?
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>>3246066
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>>3246064
These.
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>>3246066
Why is anija so hot?
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>>3246074
Dunno, apparently it's because of this hashtag: #刀剣男士羽人企画
It translates to something like 'Touken Danshi Feather Boys Project'. Some artist is making a illustration book and many other artists are participating.
https://pokoyama.booth.pm/items/900279
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>>3246098
He just is.
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>>3246102
I remember the times people used to call him and little brother ugly. Now, it fills me with joy when I see people comment how hot any of the two genjis are. Feels like vindication.
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>>3246105
I think it's thanks to fanartists. They manage to make them look good.
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>>3246110
Also because nip fujos have a huge boner for incest. And out of all the sword brothers, these two are particularly close to each other, so they exploit that a lot.
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>>3246105
Hiza is still ugly in game. Fanart and Hanamaru made them look good.
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>>3246117
I like his looks in his anniversary art.
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Genji banzai!
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I like their voices a lot but they're quite boring characters.
2.5D Hizamaru though....hot.
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>>3246121
>Rare instance of 3D being more muscled than 2D.
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>>3246157
I need more arms. I need more sword ARMS.
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>>3246160
>have arm fetish
>but having trouble finding good pictures
Maybe I just suck at finding them.
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>>3246098
To make a comparison inspired by last thread:
>Souza: casually lewds himself, knows full well what he's doing and how to frustrate you by stopping short and rejecting your touch.
>Anija: casually lewds himself and everyone around him with the utmost subtlety, we don't know what he's thinking or how to handle this, send help.
They say don't stick your dick in crazy because some types of crazy are deathly alluring. Hige doesn't have bedroom eyes so much as a full palace suite with plush furnishings. His voice is the sweet aroma of high class incense seeping into your memory. What did you come here for, and how should you conduct yourself? It doesn't really matter, does it? Genji banzai. Hahaha.

>>3246157
Fanart leads me to believe all swords are only as muscular as you personally train them to be. Saniwa just need convincing to encourage the less willing ones. It's unfortunate that a certain self-pleased fox was too distracted by hair comments to take anything else on board.
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>>3246172
That's a very cute and comfy looking Anija, would hug.
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>>3246169
How does an arm fetish work?
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>>3246180
Dunno, probably the muscles. I also like it when a characters wears long gloves(?) but their armpits are exposed, not sure how they are called. Kane-san wears them in his Internal Affairs outfit.
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>>3246182
I know what you mean, subtle skin exposure is the absolute best kind of teasing. Abs, biceps, armpits, back, whatever. It's so sexual.
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Pec.
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>>3246172
>all swords are only as muscular as you personally train them to be
This is the reason why I personally don't like hypermasculine builds because it makes them look like they took steroid shots to the everywhere, just the right amount of musculature is enough. Too much and it looks really silly.
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>>3246233
I'm the kind to always ask but can we go bigger and I know what you mean, a lot of it's down to how people draw and distribute it. Even with differing levels of muscle you've got to keep the shape of the character in mind, for example, if you compare Otegine and Tonbokiri: no matter how bulky you decide to draw Otegine he has to have a narrower waist and a distinct T shape. Tonbo is stockier with a thick waist so you can make him as heavy set as you like so long as it's spread out and his powerful arms are kept.

What I look for most of all is a fleshy, soft pliable look, tense muscle bulges and the skin can be taut in places but relaxed is soft and has some give. The wrong side of that is making things into shiny balloons, or drawing rocky muscle definition that isn't made up, but doesn't connect up across the body and exists in a void. I hate when artists draw a flesh tone brick with a 12 pack attached to the front of it - the stomach doesn't build in isolation, there's wrap around muscles and the entire back working in tandem. There's also the kind who make pecs so malleable you can reach straight through them or squeeze them into cones; no, fuck no, this is not tid. I want a firm sofa cushion to rest my head on, not a barely functioning waterbed.

Here is a nice standard Gine with arm service. He's got enough chest to show through a shirt, but his tum is smooth, and his sides taper in pretty gently. Fits the official art, doesn't look hard for him to maintain.

This is what I'd call optimal pestle: https://a.uguu.se/xWNKW4b15Af0_66408904_p6.jpg
The narrow waist is exaggerated with a broad chest and poses that stick his rear out to give an hour glass look. Underneath he has full ab definition. It's a fantasy shape that'd look fucked in 3D.

And this is the same artist going full retard: https://a.uguu.se/SrquwMHSUBmo_whatamilookingatandmakeitgoaway.png
It's shiny, it's bloated, it doesn't look like it belongs because every contour is defined.
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More arms.

On the heavier side of things, here's a nice Gine who is nigh Tonbo tier: https://a.uguu.se/vycqm6PM8Bkj_63901974_p3.jpg
What's important is the artist still makes him straight down the sides gradually tapering to a smaller waist. More bulk but on the same frame.

https://a.uguu.se/xZ2ZFanYh5XH_nope.jpg
Meanwhile this one here is like someone wearing a foam muscle suit, it's too wide and the shapes don't follow through into each other enough to look interconnected. It's practically the same density of bulk as the first but suddenly it looks goofy. It doesn't help that the face looks like Hasebe with Kasen's hair styling.

This ends my lecture have a soft Gine.
https://a.uguu.se/1ggtf2dt7agl_C9Y7tqJUwAAoiJP.jpg
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>>3246293
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>I hate when artists draw a flesh tone brick with a 12 pack attached to the front of it
Fucking this. Artists who outline the entire abdominal area, making it look like just what you said, ruins the entire thing. Unless you're a bodybuilder, and even then they achieve that look through depriving themselves of water before competitions and muh 5% body fat diet, something a proper sword warrior would never do, that's the only feasible way that look can be achieved. That prioritizes form over function, and that shit don't slide in my citadel, or any citadel for that matter.

>There's also the kind who make pecs so malleable you can reach straight through them or squeeze them into cones
Realistic manly tids should be soft enough that you can poke at them and it still feels squishy but firm enough that you can feel the hard muscle underneath, like a soft pillow stuffed with rib-eye steaks.

These are the reasons why it's so hard to find good /fit/ sword art, most artists can't into definition for shit. It's more aesthetically pleasing to just outline the musculature than outright shape it out, it leaves more to the imagination and overall makes for a nice build that's good on the eyes. Proportion is also an issue, you've got men whose bodies look like they fight bears on a mountain but arms that look like they haven't thrown a single punch in their lives and legs that don't even look like they can support all that upper body weight. It breaks my heart.

Thank you for indulging my /fit/ autism gineanon.
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>>3246293
>>3246299
I also appreciate this level of autism because I have very similar feelings about people who don't understand fashion trying to make the boys High Fashion with no consideration to the character's personality and style.
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>>3246314
Anything that gives me an excuse to spend hours staring at Gine art. I was so focused on the aesthetics I completely forgot practicality! I probably veer clear of the worst overdefinition since I like a bit of chub, something with a little overhang will always look more powerful and pleasing to me. Muscles have weight and movement to them so if they tuck into a perfect mould something's wrong.

>like a soft pillow stuffed with rib-eye steaks
Goddamn you make my analogies sound conservative. Of course it does, why couldn't I have just said meat is meat is meat?
>stick limbs
Oof, I'm starting to feel arm guy after opening a few Samonji pics tonight. They dare to give Souza a supple body but his arms were stiff and narrow like poles, then Kousetsu gets a nice full torso with the spindliest legs that even Juzumaru would worry about.

I think somehow, for lack of better terms, it's the long bodied swords who really suffer from this. Tonbo and Doudanuki get far better treatment because people can understand keeping them boxy and plump, and sometimes Ishikiri gets that too. But thinner or proportionately long/narrow torso'd swords people lose their way and the broad variety of body types happen. I'd call it an unknown middle ground but it's vast. Most guides I guess give people regular and grande size with no tips on the inbetweens.

>>3246324
Yari are so fortunate to have a few authentic gay men™ dressing them, and their tastes are quite tame and reasonable. I know fuck all about fashion but I've seen some art that struck me as just not fitting for casual wear, or missing a beat on a sword's theming. Clothing to me feels best when it matches the context. Seeking that stuff out with an eye for it must be a minefield.
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>>3246169
I have a fetish for crane boy's arms, specifically his hands
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>>3246392
Why is Tsuru flipping the bird?
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>>3246392
I have to thank ufo for giving us Tsuru hand fanservice.
>fingers
Too soon.
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More new art:
https://twitter.com/tkrb_ht/status/1036885928172642304
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We really make a fetish out of anything.

>>3246399
Akita looks ready to save the world.
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>>3246399
>shinano sex eyes
What a slut.
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>>3246407
Imagine them helping you clean your house, clomping around in heels and hitting their head in doorways
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>>3246406
Kinako gives us so much titty service.
>>3246407
>skin tight outfit under kimono
Where are the fanarts?
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>>3246416
Sounds pretty hot if you ask me but if they hit their heads all the time, I'd rather not have them clean the citadel.
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>>3246403
It's his default face.
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>>3246399
Shinano looks much taller and older than the other tantous. He'd almost pass as a Wakizashi.
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>>3246425
Even among the tantous you can notice how some look definitely older than others. I’d say Shinano and Yagen are the oldest, with the latter probably being even older than Namazuo, Honebami and Nakigitsune.
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September
>Ranbu and Shugou release
>Delicious Dango Chasing Rabbit Village

October
>Underground Treasure Chest
>New Solar Term: Rittou (Winter Begins)
>New Event type
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>>3246432
Oh new event type, finally.
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Are we getting new voiceclips soon?
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>>3246453
If we get the Ranbu level this month like they announced then, yes.
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>>3246407
How can Tomoe be so fucking cute?
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>>3246484
His bro is even cuter. Look at him carefully petting a horse.
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>Light ring shaped like a rose as goods for Kashuu's solo performance
I bet the japanese will wear this on their ring finger.
https://musical-toukenranbu.jp/contents/goods/kashusololive2018
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>>3246488
For a second there I read it as kashuulovelive.
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>>3246488
That's ugly though. I want a better sword wedding ring.
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>>3246491
Seeing how it's evolving, it might has well take up that name.
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>>3246492
I agree, it's very ugly but it's still a fucking ring. Wish it was smaller.
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>>3246486
Tomoe is the cutest, but Shizuka is adorable as well.
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>kashuu traveling between his numerous other projects.jpg
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Body inspection, move on.
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>>3246293
>>3246314
The challenge about drawing a muscled body is definitely giving it a believable appearence, making it look realistic. As you were saying, some artists just draw a big contour then fill the blank space with random abdominal and chest bubbles, hoping that it will all somehow connect as a whole and look fit. But that approach usually looks like a joke at best. No matter if the character has a specific muscle area standing out, it should be highlighted in a realistic way, while keeping a balance between all body parts. There's nothing worth about a body that looks like a plastic toy, or is disproportionally deformed.

Then again I guess such exaggerated features are exactly what some people enjoy. I personally think that modest yet realistic definition will always be more attractive than excessive fetishistic muscles.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5S8s6rTH0
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>>3246293
>>3246299
I'm impressed at your ability to discuss muscular swords in such detail without needing to leave to attend to other matters. You are a scholar.
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>Looking for fanart on twitter
>Somehow find tweet about Kane-san's actor
>His arms are super muscled now, as much as Hiza's actor, if not more.
He is looking more and more like Kane-san with each new musical. They perfected his wig in Musubi and now he's built on muscles.
I can't wait for SRS2018, it's going to be amazing.
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Also Kogi's actor will appear in some kind of event in October. He should be fine for SRS2018.
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>>3246614
>Couldn't work only during Atsukashiyama's time frame
The Atsukashiyama curse is real.
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>>3246608
If he manages to achieve Kane-san's olympian body in Katsugeki he'll be the most admirable 2.5D actor to ever exist.
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This year's weirdest collab will take place in a week.
https://twitter.com/musical_touken/status/1035459353786998786
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>>3246618
They will sing 'Touken Ranbu' before the match.
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>>3246617
From what I understand he did it for another 2.5D role, Ban from Seven Deadly Sins.
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>>3246345
>it's the long bodied swords who really suffer from this
It's less their body type and more how people draw them as you said. I've seen art of the lankier swords where they don't look like if a Clamp character and Slenderman had a baby. The Samonjis' artist also did Nihongou and he was pretty /fit/, so it's kinda puzzling why they opted to give them a frail build. Maybe it's to emphasize their fragility? Stylistic choice? Fuck if I know.

>thinner or proportionately long/narrow torso'd swords people lose their way and the broad variety of body types happen
This is what happens when artists who mostly draw rail thin pretty boys try to /fit/, you go from one extreme to the next of either a large cut of steak propped up by sticks or anorexic supermodel. I was actually quite surprised Juzu's artist was able to give him some meat in his anniversary art if his legs are anything to go by.

>>3246516
>modest yet realistic definition will always be more attractive than excessive fetishistic muscles
practicality>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>looks any day of the week fite me

>>3246614
>He should be fine for SRS2018
Here's hoping. Oh, and while we're on the topic of muscles and bulk, dude, I'm thankful you gave my swordbro life and you have a really nice singing voice but please eat a sandwich. Or two. Or three.
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>>3246653
Teku is hacking their way through this exact problem lately if their work for the game is anything to go by. When they stick to waifish zuobami it's appealing because that's where they're comfortable. For some reason they've been trying to beef the boys up in ways they haven't studied enough and the art gets boxier and even the fabric doesn't stretch over the body properly anymore.
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https://twitter.com/tkrb_ht/status/1037185383149252608
more art
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>>3246758
Kenshin’s legs are too hot
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>>3246695
I get what you mean but what bothers me most is how they changed the way they color their art. It looks kinda dull now.
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>>3246758
Akashi looking like he’s advertising some fragrance for men.
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>>3246782
Not really, and his face looks like a toddler's.
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Ranbu level the 11th.
https://twitter.com/TOUKEN_STAFF/status/1037249157310820352
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>>3246804
>two major features are going to be implemented on 9/11
Deepest lore.
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>>3246805
Only American still care about that.
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>>3246758
Those short shorts are too short.
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>>3246782
He’s a kid, anon.
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>>3246801
That's the japanese's comic design for you: long, slender legs to baby faced characters because they have to give something more than cuteness alone.

>>3246782
Indeed, you'd make lewd things with those (if it wasn't a flat image of a fictional character).

>>3246816
Is somewhat remarkable they can still fight at their top shape with the risks of a wedgie or their penises flopping out.
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I want to see Taroutachi in short-shorts.
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>>3246855
Hanamaru S2 episode 9.
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>>3246855
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>>3246866
Now, if only he'd flop around on the battlefield like this too...
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>>3246867
Now that’d be a great risk of a massive sword flopping out
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>>3246869
Taroutachi is so pure that heavenly clouds descend to conceal his beauty from mortal eyes.
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What kind of fanservice do you think we'll get this year for Kashuu's solo performance?
We got bondage and a shit ton of frills last year.
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>>3246898
That’s even better. I like the idea of a pure, innocent sword being unaware of the totem he’s packing and feeling confused about what might that big censor bar mean.
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>>3246913
Something with flowers I hope, it's my fetish. There's a bunch of them in the new visual and his new solo also has a flower theme.
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>>3246914
Tarou isn't unaware of his size, he and Shizuka sigh in unison when they get to the baths. The difference is Shizuka knows what he could hurt with his while Tarou just thinks it's another part of him that gets in the way by being oversized.
>gets knocked in the bulge by someone trying to get past him in an enclosed corridor
>apologises for his body taking up so much room
>he definitely winced and sounded strained but has no notion of shame about that body part over any others
You ask him what the censor clouds are doing there and he'll say "this is what mortals do, is it not? They cover this area?" He's not accustomed to earth yet.
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>your citadel's Jiroutachi keeps telling his brother worse and worse dirty jokes just to laugh at his blank reactions
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>>3246946
>>3246961
https://files.catbox.moe/yu1ike.webm
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>>3246977
Anon, why are you still watching the dub?
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>>3246980
https://files.catbox.moe/o63htw.webm
to preserve moments like this for future generations
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>>3246828
>Is somewhat remarkable they can still fight at their top shape with the risks of a wedgie or their penises flopping out.
You have to be wearing briefs to be in shorts like that.
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>>3246977
That's 200x more innuendo sounding, and Fudou's voice is cracking me the fuck up. As a Britfag American dubs always sound wrong to me but this casting is something else.
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>>3246961
Why does Jiroutachi crossdress like a geisha? I know Midare has a reason but Jirou's case seem weird.
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Sengo doesn't look like he skipped leg day anymore.
https://twitter.com/tkrb_ht/status/1037535974736060416
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>>3247039
He still looks weird
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>>3246977
>checked how the scene went in Japanese
>still can't watch it without screaming at Gine to say the thing
You shy goddamn yari, speak your mind in front of the other two please. You'll never get that stage you wanted if everyone thinks you've got nothing to say.

>>3247038
I've seen fanworks depict him as being carried in a moving shrine covered in drapes and bunting, stopping for offerings of sake to be poured over a cup in a similar manner to how geisha play host to a guest. I have no idea where the concept came from since there's so little info on him about, it could be another case of one artist does a pretty picture and everyone wants to do it too.

The only thing I can say for certain is his red make up and the inner layer of his clothes comes from the sword itself, it has a striking red lacquer inset all the way up to the tip. Red lipstick is important to geisha but Jirou doesn't actually wear any. Red in general gets associated with late night bars and brothels so there might be a connection there if we could find anything at all about his drinking.
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>>3247038
I always interpreted as his way of contrasting Taroutachi. Tarou is a sword of the gods, kind of surreal and out of touch with humanity, while Jirou is very human, indulging in alcohol and entertainment.
>I'm, you know, closer to reality, unlike my brother.
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Ponk smol stronk!
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>>3247055
>Remember the basics of CQC!
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>>3247038
Probably a nod to how Jirou is kept at the mother shrine of something like 3000 shrines that are dedicated to a goddess of marriage and mediation. But even that detail is a little up in the air about him.
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>>3247058
I give my life
not for honor
but for aruji
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>>3247039
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>>3247039
Looks like the artist is starting to learn anatomy, which is good since Sengo is actually hot when drawn well.
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Jiro's proportions are even more interesting in the new pic.
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>>3247148
Now imagine the body underneath those blue clothes.
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>https://twitter.com/musical_touken/status/1037627066307362816
> Ryo Kitazono will be attending as Kogitsunemaru but only for the radio show being held throughout the game and will not be participating in the other activities like the first pitch and the performance
He's back pretty sooner than expected, won't be doing jack shit but it's something.
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>>3247159
Nice. That's good for him because he can't afford to stop working that long.
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>>3247159
That's cool, but it makes me wonder if they put Kane-san in because of this. It really seemed like they were going for the full Tsuwamono team but they randomly slapped Kane in
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>>3247166
Anon mentioned a few threads ago that he was a big fan of baseball, so that's probably the reason?
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>>3247166
Maybe this >>3247167 or they added Kane-san's actor at the last minute as a replacement for Kogi.
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>>3246977
>contain my enormity
>sensitive about his size
What the fuck. I can't stop laughing.
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Best dub moment is when Sengo asks Kikkou "do you mock me sir" since he is wearing clothes and then "in the end my nudity will prevail".
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>>3247177
>"in the end my nudity will prevail".
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>>3247177
>>3247180
https://files.catbox.moe/f3jwhg.webm
sir sengo of house muramasa question's sir kikkou of house sadamune's decision to wear clothes in the sauna
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bonus genjis and ookanehira because their voices, their fucking voices, especially ookanehira
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>>3246946
>>3246977
Poor Tarou being self-conscious about his enormous size and confused about the way people react to it.
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>>3247182
He sounds so refined.
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>>3247183
No thanks, I'll stick to their japanese VAs.
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>>3247182
These two are good.
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>Very japanese anime about historical swords gets a dub
I'll never understand.
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>>3247126
It's more the fact that his artist normally doesn't draw guys. If you check his twitter, it's filled with a staggering amount of lady butts and thighs.
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>>3247199
I've seen it, he obsesses so hard about his weird-looking butts fetish that he can't draw proper anatomy. Sad.
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sexual harassment in the workplace perpetrated by sir sengo of house muramasa
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>>3247167
Kane-san will score and win the game in the name of aruji and the citadel!!
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>>3247204
>Mamorus the Rekishi
>Writes haiku. Has literary talent.
>Can sing and dance. Makes a decent idol
>Beautiful and strong, has the whole package
>Has a devoted cute assistant doing the chores for him
>Also can play baseball

Why is he so perfect? What can't Kane-san do?
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>>3247203
I'm getting the feeling that inside he is thinking "score, I get to be noble and helpful AND take my clothes off
...why is he running?"
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>>3247207
>What can't Kane-san do?
He can't grow nipples.
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>>3247217
All that budget and still no nipples. A shame.
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>>3247224
Nipples are seen as sexual in anime.
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Male nipples are overrated anyway.
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>>3247226
The most shocking comment I've read today.
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Scary movie nights with /sword/!
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>>3247231
What could make Jiji scared?
Night of the Mochi?
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>>3247232
They probably watched the musical.
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>>3247208
>...why is he running?
I guess Shinano has his preferences in men just like we all do, after all. Sengo and Iwatooshi aren’t his type.
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>>3247235
We all know why Shinano ran away, Sengo was being inappropriate. My point was that anime Sengo appears like he might not understand that nudity is sexual. Unlike Myu Sengo, who is a huge flirt.
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>>3247226
Please do not deprive your swords of their god given right to have nipples.
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>>3247237
I haven't witnessed myu Sengo yet but it's going to be weird if he's not blindly after skinship.

>>3247240
>Nagasone
I can feel the chafing from here.
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>>3247255
>haven't witnessed myu Sengo yet
Do yourself a favor and witness him ASAP
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>>3247226
Imagine being this much of a pleb.
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Nipples are a fine accessory on all shapes and sizes of sword.
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>>3247293
Kiyomitsu should always crossdress.
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>>3247226
That's gay.

>>3247293
I want to touch his everything.
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>>3247255
>I haven't witnessed myu Sengo yet but it's going to be weird if he's not blindly after skinship.
You should really watch Mihotose if you're interested in 2.5D Sengo. His introduction scene is the best from all of Toumyu.
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>>3247260
I'm working on it! My favorite Sengo so far is this needy crybaby idiot who is sometimes possessed and digs a lot of holes, myu bunbutt better deliver hard and fast if he wants to top it.

>>3247309
Especially his fingers?
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>>3247312
>Especially his fingers?
Not before his lips.
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>>3247251
Sad poms.
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>>3247315
I don't like dogs but pomeranian are cute.
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>>3247315
>when SRS insists on keeping you and your bff apart
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>>3247319
Kiyomitsu's tsun is too strong.
I'll never forget how hard Yasu's actor got ignored by Kiyo's actor in SRS2016.
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>>3247316
>he doesn't like doggo
But Anon, 2D makes all things better.
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Kawaii buns.
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This kills the cat.
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Let me show you the dance of my peoples.
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Genji banzai!
https://twitter.com/tkrb_ht/status/1037898434320117761
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>>3247425
fuck, the art this round is so good, otouto's face is doing things to me
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>>3247425
Man, I really wish they gave the artists a little more of a guide on how to fill the space. It's weird that some are full body and some are cut off.
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>>3247425
Souza showing a bit of leg I see.
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>>3247433
And it is not noodle size like his arm, it is an improvement. He and Kasen look good.
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>21,38JPY
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>>3247471
That’s gay.
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>>3247471
21,384JPY FUCK
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>>3247425
>Dynamic poses
>Improved art
>Fangs
As a Genjifag, I am extremely pleased by this.
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>>3247473
>>3247471
What? Not even TKRB clothes are that expensive. The designs aren't even good.
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Yeah but why does it always have to be Hige doing the fucking?
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Unofficial Mouri art from his official artist.
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Nom.
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>>3247517
And the dessert.
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>>3247517
>>3247518
This unironically gives me vore nightmares.
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>>3247504
The few quality Hizahige porn is actually pretty good
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>>3247518
I want to know why artists keep drawing small chibis on food. I don't want to eat small people as dessert, no thanks.
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For those who haven't been introduced to Myu Sengo, here he is introducing himself at 4:00
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5o9hgn
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>>3247471
>Doudanuki fashion merch
I want to hear his reaction to this. There's plenty of art of him fiddling with Otegine's watch and deciding at least it's practical but this? Hoho. He hates it.

>>3247504
Lions fuck all to assert their dominance.

>>3247530
Welcome to Japan, please enjoy our dog with a butthole made of pudding, our whiny tired egg cooked into meals, and our tiny anythings playing in pastel colour food.
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>>3247471
What are these? Looks like fancy wallets, the fabric must be weaved by silky touken danshi hair clippings to be that expensive.
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>dreaming that I'm cuddling up to my swordbro
>this is really weird but it feels kinda nice so whatever
>look up
>it's actually the 2.5D actor
Getting into toumyu was a mistake. I always wondered if I'd ever dream about swords but not like this. Not like this!
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>>3247561
Was he at least in character?
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>>3247562
Nobody spoke. Not me, not him. Just the both of us cuddling in the silence of the night. I honestly don't know how to feel about this.
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>>3247561
Usually your dreams are too vague and non specific to truly resemble a person. If you thought it was the myu actor then it was more a feeling or thought that convinced you than the image you saw. So rather than 2.5D, dream sword was more 2.1458217638333333D.
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>>3247565
Your subconscious is trying to tell you something.
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>>3247561
This is happening to me too fucking toumyu. I dream more with the actor than with my swordfu. Shit sucks, I just want to have comfy dreams in 2D.
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>>3247568
>>3247561
Guys, you have to learn to make a clear distinction between your 2D and 2.5D swords in your mind.

I'm deep in 2.5D shit and their actors. So deep that I regularly watch their other non 2.5D shows and even stalk their twitter accounts and yet this shit never happened to me.
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>>3247566
Yeah I highly doubt I cuddled with pi. It wasn't even remotely vague, it really was 2.5D Kogi I saw with my own two dream peepers.

>>3247567
But what? I harbor absolutely no romantic feelings towards him and god forbid towards his actor.

This is honestly freaking me out /sword/.
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>>3247571
>But what?
Maybe you want Kogi to be real.
Like all of us here, we want our swordboys to be real.
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>>3247573
I guess that's true? But fucking cuddling? Really? If anything, him and I should've been riding motorcycles while riding away from explosions or some shit. Or hell drinking our butts off and engaging in drunken karaoke shenanigans. Not fucking cuddling.
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This is a real chronicle of repressed feels here, kids.
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>your swordbando will never be real
Thanks for the painful reminder asshats.
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Stopp /blog/ging.
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>>3247573
I'd rather be 2d and live in a comfy 2d world. Humanity needs to hurry up with that full immersion VR.
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>>3247586
I will build my own citadel in the country.
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>ywn hire a coach, fill it with swords and go on a roadtrip to a large farm manor in the middle of nowhere
>ywn stop at services on the way and see all the strange things swords bought when they were only meant to use the toilets
>ywn have that quiet moment after dark where most the swords are snoozing in their seats or the noise and excitement as they spill out at each destination
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>>3247592
Taking your swords on a summer road trip, sleeping at country inns and visiting cultural places in the middle of nowhere!
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I still can't distinguish Maeda and Hirano for the life of me.
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>>3247614
This Maeda. Him hair lighter and cover his ears. He worry that he cannot do a good, but will try for as long as you need and stay calm while doing so. Stay healthy, Anon, that's the least he can wish.
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This is the nicest Hirano I can find right now, damn. His hair is darker and shows his ears. He thinks of himself as a bodyguard and is more serious and sure of himself, but his experience in battle is still a little iffy. He can be quite strict and handholdsy, and he will never leave your side. Never.
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The easiest way to tell them apart is that Hirano isn't cute or cool and nobody likes him so there.
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>>3247620
Why is Maeda such a meme kid?
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>>3247621
Because at some point we decided this 130cm tall man was giving parental pep talks to a 190cm gloomchild.
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>>3247614
Maeda wears a cape, Hirano doesn't.
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>tfw a sword's artist didn't make new art so you have to reuse old art
I feel sorry for the haseebfags and gokotaifags, doubly so for jijifags.
https://twitter.com/tkrb_ht/status/1037973966994849792
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>>3247637
I really like this style of Sata's, so I'm not really disappointed. Komiya, on the other hand, sure has skipped on a lot of new sword art.
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Oodachi Imanotsurugi is hot
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>>3247620
Fuck off.
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>>3247699
This is weird to me. He'll always be a kid in my mind.
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Cracking open a cold one with your swords after mowing the lawn on a Saturday morning!
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>>3247726
>Not tea
That's not my Jiji.
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>>3247726
Beer in the morning? No thanks, I’m not a degenerate.
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>>3247727
>>3247734
But what if it was tea in a can?
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Daikon-gumi!
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>>3247750
I like it when they have porn.
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>>3247751
Just to clarify, I meant Tsuru and Hige.
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In brightest day, in blackest night,
No retrograde shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power-- the Genjis light!
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>>3247699
Agreed.
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>>3247058
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A random nobody thrust into a position of responsibility builds a base in the middle of nowhere and gathers a ragtag bunch of misfits from different backgrounds, including but not limited to a stripper, a man who is extremely loyal to you, and a dog, to fight against a secret organization bent on world domination through the manipulation of events behind the scenes.

Now did I just describe MGSV or Touken Ranbu?
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>>3247991
I wouldn’t know, I’m not /v/ermin.
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Can someone tell me why there are lots of nips drawing the genjis switching clothes? They mentioned the artbook every time I see a post too did something happen?
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>>3248163
I wish I knew. Where did you see this?

I didn't read anything relevant from the small bits of text on the scans posted on /jp/ and the anon didn't include their toku pages.
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>>3247991
TKRB but you carefully picked similar elements from MGSV.
>A random nobody thrust into a position of responsibility
The Saniwas are appointed by their Government though.
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>>3248187
But what career do you have to take in order to apply for a saniwa job at public service?
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>>3248189
If you have magical powers and can summon swordboys from their swords then you're good.
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>>3247981
tactical doggo action
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Slow Sunday.
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Can't wait for the 11th so we get some activity in this thread.
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Shh, swords are sleep.
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>>3248326
Is this the first time we don’t hit bump limit in a week?
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>>3248339
It's happened before, especially when there was a drought of new content. And now that summer is over, expect thread activity to come to a crawl.
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>>3248339
People lingered in the other thread for a while too, since it didn't immediately go off the rails into lewdposting like it usually does.
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I will come home soaked by the rain and my swordbando will greet me with a towel and a warm shower.
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>>3248413
Warming yourself with sword's body. Stealing small tigs and a nue for hot water bottles.
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I enjoyed this.
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>>3248482
[external fox yelping intensifies]
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>>3247628
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>>3248482
>tfw took a while to figure out what it was because never had a sword break
I sure hope you still have level 99 original
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>>3248482
For what purpose.
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>>3248482
delete this immediately.
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>>3248657
This ship is actually really cute I wish there was more.

Also baseball swords tomorrow, right?
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>>3248661
Yeah. It's already the 11th in Japan though and the game starts at 18pm local time.
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>>3248482
Your mom is an atrocity.
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Anija will play baseball tomorrow, I can't wait.
I hope they'll post videos and pictures.
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>>3248602
I do. This was just another kiwameshit sacrifice for my sword book.
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Thanks for making our summers fun Chiyo!!
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>>3248775
I'm curious about how he'll look in winter clothes now.
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>official sword make up brushes
https://twitter.com/orangerouge_pr/status/1037898397645070337?s=19
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Are there any places possibly streaming the baseball collab?
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>>3248838
What channel do nipland baseball games usually air at?
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>>3248914
Same anon. Did some digging around. NPB games are aired on Fuji TV and streams I've come across are either kill, you need to register or redirect you to some broken shit. Archives point to AQ Stream but their Fuji stream in inaccessible without an account. Anyone know of an alternative?
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>>3248920
Thanks for the hard work anon, did some digging myself too and the results are the same, heard they will livestream it on the Giant's site itself but I think you need membership for that
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>>3248922
This is absolutely gay.
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>>3248927
http://www.konansports.com/p/giants.html
http://yakyulive.web.fc2.com/
http://live.qq.com/directory/all (look for a baseball pic for a stream)
tiny (dottt)cc/hitbaseball (multiple links for each game, but you need use google translate to see who is who)
Found a couple more streams. Not sure if any of them will have the game or even work but at least it's something. Thank you /spuh/.

Posting birds for good luck.
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>>3248934
For the one is japanese, it's
>17:00 巨人 vs ヤクルト
right?
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>>3248964
Yeah that's the one. Game in an hour. Hope the links work.
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Ranbu levels are now live and to celebrate, there will also be a special login campaign for valuable resources. Log in for seven days through the campaign period (Sept 11 - Oct 2) to receive the following:

Day 1: Charcoal (5000units)
Day 2: Steel (5000units)
Day 3: Coolant (5000units)
Day 4: Whetstone (5000units)
Day 5: Travel kit
Day 6: Travel Garb
Day 7: Letter set
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Jiji's gonna do the ceremonial first pitch. This should be fun.
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>>3248971
Oh boy.
I can't wait to see Kane-san.
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>don't know how to trigger any of the level 3 lines
Why is this so hard.
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It begins.
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Are any of the streams working for anyone?
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Is the stream good enough? I’d like to watch the thing but I’m dozing off as I type this, so I don’t know if it’s worth it.
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The Toudans are back.
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>>3248981
Anon please we're dying, where are you watching this?
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>>3248982
http://hibox3612.blogspot.com/2017/02/b4.html
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Nippon national anthem right now. Stand up in respect /sword/!
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>>3248983
Thank you anon may rare swords come to your citadel everyday, although is it showing the swords at all?
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Will our boys come back? Looks like the game is about to start.
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>commercial break again
Oh come ON.
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I have no cholesterol problems, no thanks.
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I'm kind of amazed anons are more excited for sword baseball than ranbu levels right now.

>>3248974
It's difficult for me too, hopefully they adjust the rates for how often the swords say the new lines soon.
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Jesus this is unreal. I can't stop laughing.
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This will go down in history as the most ridiculous sword related thing this franchise will ever produce.
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Didn't they sing Touken Ranbu at the beginning? I only saw Jiji throw the first ball.
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>>3248992
Too bad Kane-san didn't do it. Apparently his actor is a baseball fan.
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>>3248996
Thank you very much.

Here are pics:
https://twitter.com/kairi_kotoha/status/1039438723203522561
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I didn't make it in time.
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>>3248997
Videos:
https://twitter.com/norisio_chips/status/1039438661119430656
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>>3248997
>Kane-san carefully evaluating Jiji's shot
Good boy.
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Jesus I'm embarrassed. Normies shouldn't know about this kind of stuff.
https://twitter.com/ariesunomuusama/status/1039438408156819457
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Never forget.

https://twitter.com/taka_llshappon1/status/1039437885592629248
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>>3249003
https://twitter.com/cieletdleau4/status/1039437306229186561
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>>3248990
Yeah this is kinda annoying, they're triggered randomly. No idea what 催し物お知らせ is supposed to be though.
>swords rejecting me in the clicking too much line
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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>>3249001
>Izuminokami no Kan- KANE-SAAAAN!!!
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Seeing Anija's cute way of running warms my heart.

https://twitter.com/yuuuuri1029sysy/status/1039439623389212672
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>>3249001
>>3249003
>>3249004
I'm getting intense secondhand embarrassment from this, almost to the point of being ashamed I'm a swordfag.
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>>3249010
Same but this is fun. This is so fucking weird.
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https://files.catbox.moe/cfajrg.webm Jiji pitch for ants.
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Someone took a really nice photo of Jiji.
https://twitter.com/mtnk1419/status/1039438662914592768
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>they gifted the glove to Kane-san
Very cute.
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>>3249013
The black dude on the side though.
>"Shit man, I came all the way to Japan to follow my major league baseball dreams, not watch some gay cosplay nigga throw the first pitch!"
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>>3249001
Anime companies always do collabs with baseball teams. I'm sure the japs are used to this sort of thing.
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So that's it for the collaboration, right?
They said the special radio show would only get broadcasted within the stadium and they didn't broadcast when they sang Touken Ranbu either.
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Better video of them singing and fighting.
https://twitter.com/unag111/status/1039446342211235841
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>>3249019
Here's the first part.
https://twitter.com/TwTimez/status/1039445154812162048

Someone actually took the whole musical performance.
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>>3249019
Yeah but who were they fighting? Evil invisible baseball spirits?
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>>3249017
Yeah but this is the first time in recent memory or ever that a 2.5D anything did it.
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Make sure to welcome these six swords with a special rewarding dinner! They made it big today.
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>>3249029
But what if I don't have the harder to get swords like Jiji, Iwa or the Genjis?

Also, new lines compilation where?
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>>3249030
Try to look on niconico douga.
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Jiji executing the pitch in top form.
https://twitter.com/kin55555/status/1039440255705706501?s=19

>he's wearing sneakers
My sides are in orbit. This is fucking ridiculous I can't stop laughing.
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>>3249035
He managed well even though he wore a kimono.
Sasuga Jiji.
>sneakers
I love it. I hope the japanese will draw fanart of that.
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>>3249035
Anija's expression is priceless. Also that poor cop.
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>kogi on the sidelines watching all of this take place
It hurts. ;_;
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I love how he rolls up his sleeve like a pro.
https://twitter.com/biginibugiugi/status/1039438788764692481
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>>3249042
The positive thing is that Kane-san's actor is a baseball fan.
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>>3249050
You could see he was happy being in charge of the glove.
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>>3249053
This makes me think of a happy golden retriever
Good boye kane-san
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>>3249050
>Kane-san's actor is a baseball fan
That's cute but I don't understand why people keep mentioning this and this only like it's the most important, special detail because if I remember correctly, some nips also mentioned that Iwa, Hige, and Hiza's actors are also all baseball fans. Both Hiza and Hige's actors also had experience playing baseball.

What's more someone mentioned jiji's actor wanted to be a baseball player but couldn't because of a shoulder injury? Not too sure about that one though but if it were true, that's pretty touching to see him be able to do this now.
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>>3249059
>What's more someone mentioned jiji's actor wanted to be a baseball player but couldn't because of a shoulder injury?
I've read that somewhere too. I guess it must be true.
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Clicking on Kikkou
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33839690
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>>3249062
やばい
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>>3249059
Him being a baseball fan was the one fact being circulated the most, so a lot of people find out about it more.

>giants are losing
rip

>jiji's actor wanted to be a baseball player and now gets to throw the first pitch in a major league game
This warms the kokoro. Lucky dude.
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>>3248977
what a weird-ass timeline we live in
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>kogi will be in SRS 2018
Thank fuck. The ride is finally over.
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>>3249067
That's good to hear.
I hope they'll have him sing his new duet song with Jiji.
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>>3249016
This is so relatable, especially when people from /a/ gets involved in topics outside their board.

>>3249022
Evil Ninja Baseball Batmen, that's who.
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>>3249072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4-1G4Tc-I
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>>3249073
>still no game port or remaster
And people still wonders why emulation is defended.

>>3248823
Who came up with that' And form which manga is that from?

>>3248826
Is somewhat surprising there wasn't any art of that fetish yet, considering the combining system consist in a sword absorbing other swords morphed in bubbles.
I hope these type of art to remain at minimun.
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>>3248990
>I'm kind of amazed anons are more excited for sword baseball than ranbu levels right now.
Sword baseball is more insane, plus no one's posting lines or translations yet. Give it time.
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>because of a shoulder injury, a man's dreams to become a professional baseball player come to a screeching halt but on the flipside, he pursues an acting career and becomes a psycho rapist with an army of screeching fangirls kissing the very ground he walks on
I don't know if this is a blessing or a curse but one thing's for sure, toumyu wouldn't be quite the same without psycho Jiji.
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>>3249079
Guys, I actually watched a short bl movie with jiji's actor in it and he did try to rape a guy it's not funny any more, I'm scared anons.
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>>3249081
Damn for real? What's the title and where can one watch it?
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>>3249081
Is it the one with Monoyoshi's actor?
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>>3249084
Udagawachou de Matteteyo, and a friend passed me the file, no idea where they got it.
>>3249085
Yes, Mono's actor was really cute in it though. Really wish he gets more recognition as Mono I really like his acting.
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>>3249081
>He had a classic rapey bl role before being cast as Jiji
That's hilarious.
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>>3249085
>>3249087
>monoyoshi's actor is a crossdresser
HOLY SHIT THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
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Please no talk of actors when they aren't touken danshi.
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I want to hear more clicking lines!
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I want to hear tickling lines.
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https://twitter.com/musical_touken/status/1039512009350369283
Some more clips. Why is it so cute when they run?
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>>3249100
Because a bunch of grown up dudes dressed like that look hilarious anywhere other than on stage.
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>>3249100
Fuck now I want a baseball episode with these swords in particular if Hanamaru ever gets a third season.
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>>3249100
Imano did a little jump...moe.
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I just realized after going through the links anons posted that Jiji is actually left-handed.
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>>3249114
Yeah. Imano and Hige's actors are also left handed and yet they perfectly perform fighting scenes.
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>>3249079
>I don't know if this is a blessing or a curse
He got to perform on a world heritage site in Japan, went overseas in China and in France, he also sings live in Japan's biggest concert venues once a year and today's collaboration.

I'd say it's a blessing.
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>>3249117
There's that many lefties in toumyu? Pretty impressive then that they use their non-dominant hand like it was nothing when they perform.
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>>3249013
>>3249016
>see video of that moment
>black guy awkwardly glances at Mikazuki then quickly looks away
>see a bunch of other pics with uncomfortable looking white people
I hate secondhand embarrassment. I just hope the actors don't care.
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>>3249128
>I just hope the actors don't care.
It's their job.
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They already have stupid furry mascots, is this more cringey than that really?
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>"Nigga has better shoes than me! Just you wait until after the game, then I'm gonna jack your skinny Asian ass!"
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>>3249135
He's probably impressed by Jiji's skills.
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>>3249135
More like "can't wait until this weird anime ritual is over so we can actually play our game"
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>>3249125
I don't mean him because of course it's a blessing, I meant us the audience having to be assaulted by his rape faces.
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Why is this so cute anons, it's so comfy. I want my citadel to be like this
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>>3249139
More like hilarious and dumb as fuck. At least they are having fun.
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>>3249139
They look so happy, it warms my heart.
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>>3249130
>no one has ever had to do something as part of their job that they didn't like, nor ever felt self-concious or troubled for being looked at like a weirdo while they were on the job
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>>3249142
Well Jiji's face looked a bit tense when he interacted with other people.
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>>3249142
>anons
>knowing how it is to have a job
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>>3249144
But anon, how can you afford all the sword merchandise if you don't have a job?
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>>3249126
It’s not that weird to use your non-dominant hand for some specific tasks. Trust me.
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>>3249145
>just received a spam email titled 'get naked. Drink better wine'
Even Sengo can get a job in marketing these days. I really am pathetic.
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>>3249144
Not everyone can live happily as a scumbag NEET.
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>>3249150
I'm looking forward to click on Sengo to help him undress.
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>>3249139
I was scrolling too fast past this and thought Kane-san was getting a piggy back ride.
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>>3249142
>Ishikirimaru playing baseball
He'd have to get a home run every time because he's too slow.
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>>3249149
Gay.
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Remember that time Jiji attacked audience members with his throwing technique? Foreshadowing.
https://a.uguu.se/vaN2DK8EkgCm_jijiassaultsaudiencewithhisballs.jpg
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>>3249173
What did they throw? It looked like some balls or something.
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>>3249161
Fuck, now I can’t see anything but this.
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>It was a special glove with 'Musical Touken Ranbu' written on it.
https://twitter.com/vithmic_mario/status/1039491097506922496

It's Jiji's actor's tweet and what he wrote is very cute.
>As a representative of the Touken Danshi
>I was allowed to do the ceremonial first pitch
>I'm extremely happy...
>It was my dream to do the first pitch.
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>>3249180
>you’ll never be as happy as baseball swords
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>>3249161
Someone, draw this!
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>>3249180
Happy psycho rapist is happy!
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>>3249204
God I want to step on all of them.
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>>3249204
I unironically want them.
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>>3249208
Is this Manba?
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>>3249209
Yes, he has the little hair handle.
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>>3249038
https://a.uguu.se/QzfgAhlxrSMb_anijaiswatchingyou.jpg
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Please link some lewds, last thread didn't deliver when it had to.
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>>3249213
Big Brother

>>3249215
We're still at page 2 though.
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>>3249221
Fast.
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>>3249215
Chrome is trying
https://a.uguu.se/aUIXukMWfsns_swordballs.png
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>>3249225
What do sweaty swords even smell like?
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>>3249228
Charcoal and hot metal.
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>>3249228
Sex.
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>>3249228
The toasty caramel smell from roasting tea leaves mixed with the vegetative smells of the summer fields.
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You're in the club and the guy on the left eyes your little brother's ass. What do you do?
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How do I fail at making troops, this shit is impossible. Takes like 1000 tries to get all 4 voices, what's the point.
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>>3249259
https://twitter.com/msy1972hhh/status/1039441246664634368

A lot of people eyed little brother's ass anon, the only solution is to join them.
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>>3249259
>>3249298
Treasured ass of the Minamoto Clan.
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>more than a hundred posts in less than 24 hours
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>>3249317
Baseball swords was fun!
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>>3249288
Pray to RNG. I did fail several times, it's not impossible.
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>>3249327
Seeing the Genji bros interact lengthens my lifespan.
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Now that the baseball collab came and went, what were anons thoughts about the whole thing? Do you think they'll come up with more crazy collabs? How will the tousute guys top this? Will the tousute guys even try to?
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>>3249342
It was very fun and silly, I'd love to see something like that again. Toumyu is getting more and more popular so they'll definitely get more requests for collab and stuff.
I doubt they'd do that with tousute. Sute is more serious than myu.
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When you click on Kane-san too much he says
>'Hey, hey, I know you're interested in me but please...
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>>3249341
I feel the same, here's another! 2.5d Hige always smiles so sweetly at Hiza, the casting for them is a blessing.

>>3249342
Both incredibly hilarious and warms my heart. Hilarious because the whole thing is ridiculous and faces of confused normies in photos here and there are priceless. Thought I might cringe, but I was too happy to see swords again outside of the game that I ultimately enjoyed the whole thing more than I should.

>>3249343
Some of the sute actors have the live action next year, I really hope it's good. How much faith do anons have on that anyway?
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Tanki starts today. I can't wait for the fan's reports. I want to know how many new songs we'll get.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by8AZX9dyiw
Ranbu levels in a nutshell.
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>>3249355
>the casting for them is a blessing.
Yeah, they are perfect.
>Hiza's actor is a bit taller than Hige's actor (according to their official profiles) like in 2D.
>His skin tone is a bit darker, like in 2D.
>His face features are sharper while Hige's actor's are rounder. Again, it fits 2D.
>He's got yaeba that look like Hiza's fangs.
>He is a professional dancer and can breakdance while Hige's actor is a professional ballet dancer. It fits their respective characters' personalities
Truly a miracle.
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>Your citadel will never be this comfy
https://twitter.com/digitarou/status/1039537891016208385
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My sides, here's Kiyo's actor comments about Tanki 2018.
https://natalie.mu/stage/news/299383
>もはや何者にも加州清光を止めることは不可能となってしまいました。
>Nobody can stop Kashuu Kiyomitsu now.

Kiyomitsu, strong.
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>>3249355
>How much faith do anons have on that anyway?
I just hope that, if they use special effects, it won't look cheap.
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>>3249359
>https://natalie.mu/stage/news/299383
He looks like he's at least 75 in the middle pic, then turn young again in the last one.
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>>3249360
He looks much better since Atsukashiyama's last performance. I'm not worried anymore.

https://twitter.com/himawari_press/status/1039711406264705024
He is saying that the solo performance as a whole has improved and that everyone, including your friends, family, acquaintance, should go.
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>>3249355
>How much faith do anons have on that anyway?
Gonna wait for a trailer to drop, neither have any good nor bad expectations as of the moment.

>>3249359
>iwatooshi also wearing sneakers
My sides are in orbit once again.

>>3249360
>Nobody can stop Kashuu Kiyomitsu now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
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Oh là là.
https://twitter.com/z0nz0n/status/1039459538057883648
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F L E X I B L E
https://twitter.com/Eee_Nee_Mee/status/1039572400348618752
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>>3249368
Treasure of the Minamoto clan.
https://twitter.com/itsuki_zzz/status/1039563925392510976
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>>3249368
>>3249370
FIRM
ROUND
ANIJA
BUTT
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>>3249367
Why does this feel more lewd than actual lewds, I feel like I’m intruding in an intimate moment
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>>3249372
>ywn send your little swords off to their first day of school
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>>3249375
Come on, that's delusional.
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>>3249372
For some reason, I always imagine Menb as the youngest/smallest Kunihiro brother
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>>3249392
If we take their smithing date in consideration, he might indeed be the youngest.
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Have you clicked too much on any swords yet, anons?
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>>3249405
Anija told me to not be impatient.
I freely interpreted his line.
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Both versions of Yasu's failed troop lines are so kino. Ichiki is so good man.
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>>3249407
What does he say? I only have his clicking too much line.
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>>3249408
They're on the wiki.
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>>3249405
Yes, I clicked a lot on damaged Kiyomitsu.
I really enjoyed it.
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>>3249405
Kashuu getting angry at (You) was cute.
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>>3249410
Finally brief kashuu sex noise
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Damn, Hizamaru's poke line is way too manly I almost lost my shit.
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>>3249406
His voice is soft like butter
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What I really want to know is what Nikkari, master of innuendo, says
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>>3249426
What did he say, I’m a sad anon who hasn’t gotten a spare yet
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>>3249437
His line is on the wikia.
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>onegai dekimasu ka
>"May I ask a favor of you?"
Is he asking me to keep poking him or is he asking me to stop? If it's the latter then oh fuck, I've been mindlessly poking at a sword's injuries to sate my own curiosity without taking his discomfort into account.
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>>3249470
To stop, most likely.
Which sword is it?
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>>3249472
Kogi.

>To stop, most likely.
Oh double fuck.
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>>3249473
Yeah, he's politely telling you to leave him alone until his injuries heal.
Seeing swords reject you for any reason feels kinda bad to be desu.
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>>3249428
His poke line has an innuendo only in Kiwame.
>Don't be in a rush. Be more throughout. You understand right?
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When you get a sword for the first time, they add 初 now?
I just noticed.
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>>3249482
I just noticed he has nice tits.
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>>3249480
>You understand right?
explain_further.jpg
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>>3249480
>>3249499
He's just used to do it slowly but steadly, you know.
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>>3249479
Uguisumaru is practically just "thanks, I hate it" with a veneer of politeness when you give him an omamori, feels a little bad.
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>>3249523
NIce butt.
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>>3249526
>belittling your efforts at protecting him
Wew, that's not very nice.
Both Yasusada and Kashuu pretty much tell you to fuck off in the poke lines too. Although Yasu's makes me laugh every time because of how blunt it is.
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>>3249530
This is why Kiwame exists.
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>>3249526
I think he's just being modest? I just read his line though, I didn't listen to it.
His poke line is hilarious though.
>ん……?たまには、大包平以外のことを話せって?
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>>3249531
But I like their non-kiwame selves better.
I guess the poking line was literally meant to be too much poking. Stupid devs should've made it into a petting line instead.
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>you can easily sync the starts of Doudanuki and Otegine's too much poking lines together but Otegine is too fucking loud
Perfect.
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>https://twitter.com/musical_touken/status/1040118919292284928

What's happening now
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>>3249658
Wow. Kouhaku Uta Gassen is next.
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>>3249661
>The honor of performing on Kōhaku is strictly by invitation, so only the most successful singing acts in the Japanese entertainment industry can perform. In addition to the actual music performances, the costumes, hair-styles, makeup, dancing, and lighting are important. Even today, a performance on Kōhaku is said to be a big highlight in a singer's career because of the show's wide reach.

Holy shit
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>>3249658
>>3249661
>>3249662
>got to perform in fucking Budokan to a full house last year
>Be in Sight ranked #2 on Billboard Japan the week it dropped
>had a successful run in Paris despite the numerous fuckups
>now this
They've made it. Swords have made it, they're huge now. Even if you're not into 2.5D you have to admit, this is amazing.

What a time to be alive and be a swordfag.
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>https://twitter.com/TOUKEN_STAFF/status/1040163180658319360
>Teaser for the new event to be implemented this October: Special Investigation Jurakudai
>Jurakudai is a "lavish castle" constructed under orders of Toyotomi Hideyoshi at Kyoto during 1586
We Sherlock Holmes now.
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>>3249667
Manba, what are you doing?
>>3249665
>Be in Sight ranked #2 on Billboard Japan the week it dropped
That's amazing. Be in Sight is so catchy I love it.
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>>3249667
Monb.
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>>3249662
Fucking Love Live got to perform on Kouhaku. Honestly, seeing how big Toumyu is starting to become, it's not impossible for them to eventually receive an invitation. Low chance but not impossible.
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>>3249667
A bit more information on this Jurakudai:
>Its described as lavish due to the many artworks displayed there, as well as Hideyoshi's golden tearoom being situated there at one point, and evidence has even been found that some roof tiles were once gilded with gold leaf.
>The castle was torn down when Toyotomi Hidetsugu (Hideyoshi's nephew) committed seppuku, though parts of Jurakudai were brought to other locations to be reused (such as a building and its gate now found at Daitoku-ji)
Why do I get the feeling this is one Scooby Doo episode in the making? And it's happening in October so yeah, time for spooks.
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>>3249311
>>3249401
Yes. Good.
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>>3249601
Is that a failed troop orb? I was thinking just the other day that I've never seen fanart of the altar, old or new design.

>>3249668
What if it's the real Yamanba and he's gloomy over Yamanba having so many more fangirls.
>everyone says my replica is prettier than me
>my name is a lie
>why couldn't he just have me alone, was I not good enough
Two Yamanba. Two occupied corners of angst.
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>>3249709
>What if it's the real Yamanba
I thought about that too but why would he wear a cape?
Judging from the art style, it's Manba's official artist who drew him and it looks like he's wearing a black suit. And a shitty mask. Not sure what nitroplus are planning to do.

>and he's gloomy over Yamanba having so many more fangirls.
>tfw the copy is better than the original
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>>3249708
>food fetish anon is back
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>One back dancer from Kiyo's solo performance is sick and can't perform
Maybe the curse isn't lifted after all.
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>manba kiwame has him ditch the hood
>comes to terms with his existence, doesn't care if he's the original or not
>hooded sword from the new event teaser might be yamanbagiri nagayoshi
the plot thickens
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>>3249725
I don't want the real Yamanbagiri. Their characters will overlap and the dynamic between the two will eclipse all the other character interactions Manba had until now.
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>>3249724
Toumyu has a permanent curse now. Now we get to take bets on who gets injured in each new myu.

>>3249725
>yamanbagiri nagayoshi
I hope not. I'm hoping it's something related to all the starters.
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>>3249724
They were too close. He passed the cold on.
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>>3249724
>>3249730
>>3249731
>toumyu becomes the macbeth of japanese theater
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>>3249724
>curse
Things are going exceedingly well for 2.5D Tourabu. There has been issues but they keep on trucking and even playing baseball.
Nothing like Attack on Titan: http://goboiano.com/attack-on-titan-stage-play-cancelled-due-to-tragic-death/
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>>3249733
forget macbeth, this is full on brandon lee dying on the set of the crow shit
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>>3249731
More like they were fucking backstage.
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>>3249733
>Yoshino fell 30 feet and died
>due to a heart attack.
I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for the guy.
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>>3249733
>tfw Hige's actor was supposed to play Eren
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>>3249735
Anon please, they're professionals. They do it in the hotel room.
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>>3249480
I want to click on Nikkari nice and slow. Why isn't there any "gently pet" lines.
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>>3249744
I want to do it in the hotel room.
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>>3249766
But with which sword?
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>>3249767
Be more ambitious. Which swords?
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>>3249778
Why, only with your favorites of course. Doing it with any sword other than your favorites would be akin to a cheap fuck.
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>>3249778
>>3249803
Why would you want someone other than just your husband?
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>>3249807
I am on a quest to fuck every sword. The citadel is my battleground.
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Alright guys, who opened Shinano's cage?
>>3249808
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>>3249807
Swords turned me into a polygamist.
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>>3249817
Swords turned me into a swordslut.
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>>3249667
I'm really excited about this. I hope that they don't just add Chougi as an obtainable Toudan though, it'd be more interesting if he only appeared for this event or was some kind of enemy like in the sutes.
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https://files.catbox.moe/mcmrj7.webm
did somebody say the genjis?
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http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/7612/Nendoroid+Mikazuki+Munechika+Cheerful+Ver.html
Good Smile put up preorders for the Cheerful Japan Jiji to support the relief efforts in nipland. Please support Jiji's charity drive!
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>>3249993
>all those deadly earthquakes and floods
Maybe moving there to live in a citadel in the middle of the country isn’t that appealing after all.
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>>3250071
>live near the coast
>risk of typhoons and heavy flooding

>live near the countryside
>risk of earthquakes
Shit sucks.
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I need Hyuuga to show up in Hanamaru so I can stop forgetting about his existence.
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>>3249910
My poor ears.
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Is it my awful bad luck getting worse by the second or are drop rates in the game horrible now, I am aware who drops on the nodes changed but all I've seen for the past few days are tantous I want to commit sudoku
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>>3250099
I started the game three days ago after having an account for a year without doing shit, and if I hadn't gotten more endeared to tantou the past few months I would have probably quit. It took an entire day before I had anything but a shota orgy and two very confused waki standing over them. At one point I was actually excited to see fucking Houchou because he's at least a different tantou. Honestly it's like an uphill struggle with 28 Midare clinging to your legs. I've had better luck now I'm on world 3 thanks to surprise Shishiou and smithing for ootachi but I have nobody to refine with any more, everyone maxed mobility once and then again right after toku.

I didn't want to joke about my experiences in case it was incredibly boring and common, but whatever, here's some highlights from yesterday:
>ootachi recipe for the Ishikiri
>Hachisuka walks in
>you're not a tantou great come with m-
>audio just stops after he introduces himself
>go to battle, it stops dead at the end but continues if I click the enemy
>shit keeps getting jankier the more Hachi is levelled up
>finally reach boss node I was rolling away from for hours
>Hachisuka smiles at me silently
>the game stays on this screen, my boss node desire and Hachisuka looking me in the face like he knows, no Konnosuke to the rescue, no clicking fix, just us
>reload the page
>Ishikiri starts cleansing the login screen of this evil

>same ootachi recipe
>gotta be ootachi this time
>aruji I am here now and also I am so much smaller than you expected?
>thanks Haseeb

>Ookurikara's stats are as high as his elongated skull
>at some point my main unit ends up in 3rd slot leaving tired Kuri in the citadel with the nine pages of remaining shota to babysit
>he hates it

>Doudanuki is MVP
>no one else is allowed, my bad

>open PvP
>three lvl15-17 users with Mikazuki captains and all ootachi teams
>close PvP

Lastly fuck that one horn, and all 50 making 11 cavalry in a row when I only had tantou.
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>>3250117
>shota orgy
You say it like you have a problem with this.
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>>3250117
Ookurikara would be an endearing babysitter.
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>>3250099
Making it so that the tachis and uchis would drop only at the boss nodes was a mistake. Not excluding tantous from the boss node drop pool was a bigger mistake.

>>3250117
Fucking hell my sides. Thanks for the laugh anon.

>three lvl15-17 users with Mikazuki captains and all ootachi teams
This still baffles me to this day. Either they have incredible luck or some form of cheating is involved because I refuse to believe that saniwas in the level 10-20 range have rare as fuck swords in their citadels so early in their careers.
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>>3250117
>Ookurikara's stats are as high as his elongated skull
Kek, thanks for the heartiest chuckle of the day.
When I first started playing, I somehow got 3 ootachis in a row in one of regiment training events trying to get Fudou.
Though the most memorable drop was the japanese businessman showing up when I was talking on the phone about lending someone some money.
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>>3250118
If Gokotai gets hurt one more time I'll have a breakdown. The first night after I started I dreamt he and Yagen broke simultaneously and it felt so real I was distraught.

>>3250120
I figured they either bought new accounts that had won Jiji lottery or made accounts with only an interest in anime/myu swords and bought items for cash to smith four duds every minute til they had him. Either way they must have spent a fortune on grind simulator and given up early.
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>>3250132
Gokotai's kiwame damage sprite is even more heartbreaking.
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Fuck Gokotai.
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>>3250132
>I figured they either bought new accounts

>buying accounts with rare swords
>not suffering through RNG's whims for months or even years.
They are playing for the wrong reasons.
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>>3250132
>be new saniwa
>reach 1-4 boss node
>yagen's in the red
>warning to back out appears
>ignore it
>eh what are the chances yagen's gonna get hit anyway
>enemy hits yagen first
>yagen breaks
I'm so sorry for being a bullheaded idiot, Yagen Prime, I should've heeded the warning and I paid for my idiocy with your life. I've tried my best to atone for my sin with Yagen 2, your spirit lives on in him. He has grown strong. In fact, he's kiwame now, something you were robbed of the opportunity to become. Again, I'm so sorry. Please forgive your idiot saniwa ;_;
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>>3250139
That's illegal.
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>>3250149
Who's gonna come to your citadel and tell you you're not allowed to fuck your tantous? Serious question.
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>>3250160
Ichi-nii does not approve
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PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE IN SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR TANTOS OR FOR THAT MATTER YOUR WAKIS BUT NIKKARI'S OK I GUESS
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>>3250167
Is this the fine print on the saniwa employment contract? Can I still embezzle all the koban?
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>>3250167
So the other swords are free to be fucked? Why's that? They are all as innocent and clueless about the world as the tantous, just because they have adult bodies doesn't mean they are ready to be defiled like that.
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>>3250170
>Can I still embezzle all the koban?
Not if Hakata has anything to say about it.
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>>3250167
But sir, he made the first move under the pretense of an examination! Then his drunken friend entered the room, lost his balance and landed clean on it! I'm innocent, I tell you, it was all a matter of circumstance!
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nom
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>>3250190
If they eat then they have organic bodies. They also poop. This is horrible.
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>>3250195
Anon ghosts eat all the time, this proves nothing about biology.
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>>3250195
>mochi poop is an odorless hard pellet
>everybody ignores all the poop lying around since it isn't a bother
>eventually the citadel is filled to the gills with it
>they all drown in a sea of the stuff
What a horrible to die. Death by mochi poop.
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>>3250167
Is Yagen an exception?
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>>3250204
You guys are forgetting these things are cleaners, they clean the poop themselves
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>>3250206
Mochis eat their own poop? Shit.
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>>3250120
>This still baffles me to this day. Either they have incredible luck or some form of cheating is involved because I refuse to believe that saniwas in the level 10-20 range have rare as fuck swords in their citadels so early in their careers.
I actually smithed Hotarumaru in my first few days of playing and smithed Jiji within a month. Some people just get really lucky with certain swords. My luck got slightly evened out when it took over half a year of grinding 5-3 daily for Kogi only to smith him later.
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>>3250167
We're already married so it's ok.
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>>3250204
What kind of slob isn't bothered by random shit (literal or otherwise) accumulating on the ground
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>>3250253
How was the wedding like?
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>>3250253
>>3250259
I want to go on a sword bachelor party.
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>>3250259
The whole citadel was there, Ichi-nii and Namazuo cried.

>>3250269
Jirou would be an absolute riot at a bachelor party.
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>>3250269
Going to a striptease club and getting wasted with swords?
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Honebami-anon is my favourite swordfucking anon, I wish them a happy future together.
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Getting wasted at bamianon's bachelor party with /sword/!
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>>3250284
Me in the middle.
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>>3250280
>swordfucking
Whoa whoa, Anon. It's swordloving in this citadel.
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Sleep tight (in advance) menb.
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>>3250287
Getting an early night with swords.
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>>3250280
Thanks anon, this made me really happy. He's the best, I'll be sure to keep cherishing him.

>>3250284
All anons are invited as long as everyone promises to sing along to the Hanamaru OPs during drunk karaoke.
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>>3250132
I spoke too soon on them giving up early. Lo and behold the exact same user who was level 17 appeared in my PvP today at level 23, same swords in their team but 10-20 levels higher.
https://a.uguu.se/ZSNzHJOQCrOC_jijandthebigboysquad.jpg
I really lucked out on that round and got three possible matches, my second lot today are all carrying swords 20 levels higher than mine and I can't touch them. I guess I'm spreading out my grind too much because every time I get a new sword I want to make him usable. Which today led to a training scenario where I forgot to give Maeda back his troops and he strode through three battles and a boss node without a single scratch. Thankfully it was pre-projectiles.
https://a.uguu.se/trG7ixqMyz8c_captainmaedadon%27tcare.jpg

>>3250287
Right after you posted he arrived at my citadel. I wonder if he's sleepwalking.
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Ranbu levelling my tantou so I can remember who's a child soldier and who's child labor. The sound effect is weird. They're so quiet and still while I force them to absorb their younger selves.
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>>3250301
Maeda stronk!

>>3250314
I was surprised too that they didn't give the swords ranbu leveling lines, makes it look like they've resigned themselves to a fate of consuming their weaker selves on a regular basis because they're the strongest. There can be only one indeed.

>be sword
>aruji calls you over to the office
>ok aruji what is it
>I got all these dupes and I've heard of this thing where if I jam them into a sword he becomes stronger and he says more shit
>w-what
>now hold still while I do the thing
>y-yes aruji
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>>3250337
>and he says more shit
Why does this crack me up so much? Imagine telling Ookurikara "alright son you're going to learn to talk with all your words after I'm done stuffing you with yourself. We're going to be good f r i e n d s. Mitsutada, hold him down would you?" They're probably trying to go for swords becoming more whole and stronger in personality the more of themselves they gather, but this ain't kiwame, and the animation goes into their chests? Are we manipulating them with induced dokidoki? Should I ask a wizard doctor if becoming opinionated is right for my sword before treatment? Anyway, Sayo, I love you have this box load of distressed clones to prove it.
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I accidentally the Kebiishi for the first time and shat myself. RIP 2-4.

>>3250337
Horikawa has possibly topped it. I opened 3-3 without thinking after swapping units, the next thing I noticed was my level 12 Hori had no troops and was sat there doing 2 damage enthusiastically as nobody touched him. The team made it out alive with a couple lost troops but I was out.

>lend Hakata Gokotai's heavy infantry
>he breaks it immediately
>go to make a cheap light replacement
>create three gold troops in a row
Well.
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>>3250354
I wish I could give you all my extra omamori.
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New thread >>3250422
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>page 10 already
Is it me or is /cm/ moving way faster than usual?
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>>3250427
Have you seen the kind of shit threads that have been made over the last week? 3D, /soc/, trap uguu shitposting, etc. Some get deleted, some don’t, the thing is each one of them gets us a step closer to archive.
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If you want to lewdpost you better start now.
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>>3250432
I’m in day 3 of nofap. Anons said it was worth it but I’m dying to cum.
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>>3250434
Just do it.
- Nike
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This guy has uploaded Kashuu's latest bromides.
Don't click if you don't want to see 2.5D
https://twitter.com/sengofucker
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>>3250437
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm5Vr3FVsAAjic0.jpg
What a slut.
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>>3250434
You're nearly over the hump, just avoid looking at the 2.5D swords.
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https://twitter.com/sei_uk/status/1035880671196078080
Someone is dedicated.
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What the hell did I just watch?
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>>3250463
Forgot to quote >>3250455
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>>3250464
Dedication.
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>>3250455
This is a bit disturbing.
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>>3250451
2.5D doesn’t work for me so I’m fine. However lewd swords have infiltrated my thoughts so much they suddenly show up while I’m dreaming, in the supermarket, the gym, just anywhere. There’s no escaping them.
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So what exactly is a premium live? Is it like a regular live but with more songs and fanservice?
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2.5D swords are hot unless they are photoshopped a lot, so most bromides are useless.
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>>3250468
Don't become the first anon to be banned from a gym because of a sword induced boner.
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>>3250472
That's oddly specific.
Anyway, only blushing fangirl face visible here.
But damn, the swords distract me too in public.
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>>3250473
Three days is not that long, keep it up. Have you picked your sword for when the time comes?
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>>3250472
It’s not my fault they make sports shorts so flimsy they can’t even contain a tent.
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>>3250470
Only Atsukashiyama's characters got one. It's like the live part of the musicals but longer and the camera focuses on a single character/actor.
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>>3250486
>camera focuses on a single character/actor
Damn they know how to exploit/encourage obsessive fans huh.
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>>3249076
Anon's vore obsession is out of hand, they bring it up every thread. I'm not even sure why. It's a shoujo manga called RACK - The Instruments of Torture in the 13th Division, about a high school boy whose adopted onii-san is a police interrogator living alone with a catboy in a skirt. It has torture device boys, designs that should be hideous but turn out moe, Minami-ke mouths for all, and a retarded plot about edgelords murdering petty criminals because something bad happened once boohoo. Most of all it has Agari who I picked it up for and was not disappointed, except when I heard OnoD voicing him and he wasn't as menacing as I hoped.

Agari is the master of the devices and mayoneggs literally everyone, he's an absolute madman with no pain receptors and a helpful bell earring that chimes so you know when you're fucked. Hot as he is he's again a character I wouldn't let loose in a citadel, he disciplines his devices with physical violence and scares the shit out of people to keep them in line. Even if swords don't act up dangerously he still turns on his murder face with family, and constantly comes home injured which would send arujifags into meltdown. I really recommend the series for him but damn he'd make a suffering saniwa.

The good thing is torture boys will be on their best behaviour for citadel visits if you remind them Agari is coming to collect them. Also give Kane-san a little bell to really fuck with them, they'll warily give respect to someone tall with long dark hair and earrings. He might be immune to Agari's menacing too. I want to see them doubleteam Skinning Cat now.
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>>3250488
Yeah.
IIRC they happened shortly after Atsukashiyama's second run in 2016. It was a live reserved for people with a premium account on the musical website.
They are still available on dmm by the way.
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>>3250491
My lord, talk about sharpening an already edgy work and other edge.

Although, I wonder if Kikkou will be the only S&M sword in the game or they'll add other types (giving me plenty of reasons to mute the game when they speak about their kinks).
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>>3250486
>>3250492
sounds gay
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>>3250496
No shit. I hope you realize who the target audience of this stuff is.
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>>3250497
Gays who are too embarrassed to join the crowd and prefer to watch their swords from home?
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>>3250491
>he's an absolute madman with no pain receptors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdaZZanDI34
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>>3250470
There's anon rips of Kashuu's premium live if you want to see what it's like.
https://mega.nz/#F!B4YWHQST!tjRP_CkR_AsKrJbxezYrTQ
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>>3250504
>The part where he removes his jacket right in front of the girls
I wish I was sitting there.
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>>3249724
>Jiji's actor has a regular live program on niconico
>This time it was shorter than usual and he was coughing.
Everyone involved with Atsukashiyama got sick, it's amazing.
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>>3250512
Well, if they weren't overworking themselves with all the projects they're doing back to back, then maybe their immune systems wouldn't be charging them extra plus tip.
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>>3250504
Thank you.
Watch 28.00, everyone.
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>>3250515
https://files.catbox.moe/ynw4mf.jpg
>Get ready bitches.
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>>3250504
yeah this really is gay

>>3250519
dare you enter his magical realm?
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>>3250519
https://files.catbox.moe/wuuua2.png
And anons say "nips don't show emotion on their faces"
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>>3250522
They were surprised. They never do that usually.
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>>3250522
>wuuua
yeah that sounds about right
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Rewatching the premium live made me realize they all build muscles, especially Kashuu's actor. He used to be slender back in 2016.
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https://files.catbox.moe/fg4q1s.png
>ywn be as excited for singing and dancing swords as this lady
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>>3250530
>That genuine joy
Her expression is amazing.
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>>3250528
Their physique and looks are key in their job.
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https://files.catbox.moe/zr2lrz.jpg
beep boop I am combat unit 4n1j4 awaiting your orders
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>>3250528
Just yesterday I read in an interview that the tries to keep a slender body without too much muscle in order to stay in-character.
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>>3250536
Kinda hard ti di with all the dancing he has to do on stage.

Can I get the link to the interview? I can read japanese.
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>>3250537
*to do
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>>3250537
https://twitter.com/hayatetai/status/1039808845382479872?s=21
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>>3250539
Thank you.
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I can't wait to see the latest solo performance.
Kashuu's actor himself says it's a 'level up' from last year and people who went to see it are saying the same thing. Even the other actors who went to see him are saying the same thing.
>non-stop singing
>non-stop dancing
>improved singing

No wonder he won't appear in SRS2018, that must be the most exhausting performance yet.
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>>3250543
I'm trying my best to avoid spoilers, but some of the other actors said there was a song that almost made them cry. I'll never be ready for this.
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https://files.catbox.moe/abj12z.png
It's things like this that make me regret getting into toumyu. I just can't take the idolshit pandering, it's too much.
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>>3250544
>but some of the other actors said there was a song that almost made them cry.
Oh shit.
Can it be the 13th of October already?
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>>3250545
Why he sniff his fingers
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>>3250548
He's blowing kisses.
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>>3250548
Smells of sword.
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>>3250545
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
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>>3250543
I want to watch Kashuu's solo performance.
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>>3250557
You mean the 2017 one?
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>>3250552
Hot.
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For the anon in the current thread
>imagine touching the tonbotid with your own tid
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>oh boy I wonder what the next expedition requir
>1 Ootachi
>Ootachi
>Oo
grosssobbing.gif
http://a.uguu.se/tsGVco0rvidS.jpg
+a Souza I smithed later in the day and 5-6 pages of dupes. Day three of smithing for Ootachi, there's a kacophony of Yamabushi, the Doudanuki are huddling like a litter, I've got a Haseeb for either arm when I exit a vehicle, the Kasen are having a kitchen knife fight over late 17th century poetry, there are Nue loitering in the halls, and the tantous keep coming in the between hours. At least I'm tokuing everyone safely.
https://a.uguu.se/PCJGNXMPonyc_acleverboi.jpg

Would taking a level 20-22 no tantou allowed party to meet the Kebiishi be foolish or should I only attempt with big swords when I get them? People in PvP are all carrying Hige today. The promise of a non-tantou drop is tantalising.
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>>3250629
https://a.uguu.se/Tq3ZkkWnqmCr.jpg
Fuck. We got three shounen protagonists all in one row.
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>>3250629
Fuck KBC, don't try to fight them until you get tantou/waki kiwames. I never figured how to beat them with normal swords without losing all my troops and getting most of my team fucked up.
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>>3250629
>>3250656
Check the wiki, it explains how the kebiishis work.
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>>3250661
I read the wiki, it said they scaled to the highest level in your group and getting in the first bracket of difficulty before they had troops seemed better than the commenters asking if lvl99 Jijis were going to work. The map cut off is something like 30, so I need to be in under that. I'll try 29s when I finally have higher survival points.
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>>3250667
>if lvl99 Jijis were going to work
Of course it's gonna work, kebiishis aren't like those chuu-wakizashi fucks in world 7. Hurr durr what is reading comprehension.
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https://files.catbox.moe/fhw3ts.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/8x2hjw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/m4wxv2.jpg
>when your costar walks in on your fan meet
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>>3250722
Interesting fan meeting.
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>>3250536
>tries to keep a slender body without too much muscle in order to stay in-character
He hasn't seen the water gun fight episode then.
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>>3250764
If Kashuu made it you can as well, /sword/!
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>>3250611
Fingers have many more nerve endings than the tiddy, so the best way of appreciating the tonbotid is with your hands. Not that anyone should molest poor stoic Tonbo though.
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>>3250767
Getting swole with /sword/!
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>>3250781
Just make sure to stay in character, anon.
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>>3250544
>some of the other actors said there was a song that almost made them cry.
Yeah, I saw Hachisuka and Yasu's actor say this.

Also, some fan reported that other actors (I think Kane-san's and someone else) broke their penlights. My sides, I guess there's catchy and fast songs too.
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>>3250801
>kane-san's actor broke his penlight
Life imitates art.
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>>3250801
I want to break Kane-san's penlight.
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>>3250817
That'd be too intense.
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>>3250817
Hori would break you before you can even try anon.
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>>3250817
Imagine him full-on bawling again if you do this, don't.
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Bullying swords is the absolute worst. Bullying and abusing mochis on the other hand, is not only completely fine, but also encouraged.
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>>3250841
Please do not abuse nor bully the mochis.
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>>3250841
If by bully you mean put the cookies on a high shelf while they're watching.
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https://files.catbox.moe/4ifij6.png
Born to protect history!
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>>3250989
This is criminal.
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>>3250989
I threw up a little in my mouth.
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>>3250989
I thought it would be more mochi porn or something from the reactions but this made me laugh.
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>>3250989
No.
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=70744797
Genuine horror comic
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>>3250989
If I saw this image without the caption I'd have no idea who this was, but seeing the caption before opening it I had no inkling either. I'm going to pretend it's a bartender.
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>>3251095
It ate his tattoo? What the fuck?
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>>3251143
I am completely confused too.
Apparantly this mochi can speak in nice language too.
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>>3251095
What the fuck.
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https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-00251732
Big.
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>>3251241
big birb
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>>3251243
This made me think the link would lead to then finally releasing a chun for Uguisumaru. I was ready with my victory cry but then it wasn't that and I feel truely defeated.
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>>3251257
Seems like they're starting with the more popular ones to gauge interest.
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I wish swords were real. I need them.





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