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PLASTIC MAN finally gets his own solo series from the minds of Gail Simone and Adriana Melo! With an all-too-familiar "everything is compromised and cannot be trusted" plot!
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Lel
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>all those cosplayers
>Bat-Cat
Cancer.
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>that six-pack joke
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>that T-shirt
Typical Gail Simone pandering
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Amazing

It’s been too long
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OH NO NO NO NO

Will he successfully escape? See for yourself next month!
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>>101085578
>PLASTIC MAN finally gets his own solo series
You say that like he hasn't before.
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>>101085828
I forgot to say that it's his first solo in over a decade.
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>>101085828

It’s been a goddamn while since that Kyle baker series
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>Gail Simone
>maybe this won't be total crap with SJW garbage sprinkled through out it.

NOPE!
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>>101085712
>male strippers
Fuck this fat dyke I hope she chokes on a fucking sandwich and suffocates.
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>>101085741
>those faces in panel 2
lol
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>>101086008
>male strippers
>black security guard shot by white guys
>black chick intimidating Plas with a fucking gun
>gay shirt

That's what I got on one pass through.
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>Plastic Man can take off his suit and goggles
No sir, I don't like it.
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>>101086116
>gay shirt
you mean a shirt he stole from the strippers he lives above?
and the intimidation is entirely hollow at least on his end he knows he's invulnerable
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An actually decent comic from modern DC. Whoda thought?
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>>101086116
Come on man, doesn't this victim complex get tiring?
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>>101086148
did he actually take them off ?
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>>101085687
WEW
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>>101085687
T H I C C
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>>101086180
>>101086148
in the page where he has his hands on his goggles while taking off that suit i think that's just him helping them reform cause in like the next page or the one after he turns his goggles into binoculars so they're definitely shifting with him
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>>101086020
>getting this heated over one male stripper
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>>101086154
>totally had to steal and put a gay shirt on
>couldn't have gotten a single other shirt
You realize this shit is preplanned, right? Or do you think WWE matches are unscripted too?

>>101086176
>victim complex
>as she says "come on mannnn"
You have about as much of a victim complex as I do then cupcake.
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>>101086163
>whoda
This is the type of stupid fat smelly cunt that likes Gail Simone. Grow a brain.

You couldn't say why this was good if you tried.
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>>101086236
I'd slap you faggot. And normal men (read: straight) don't go to a place with male strippers. So this is either now a gay bar or just terrible at business.
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>>101086237
putting on half a shirt is the gayest thing plastic man has ever and will ever do nothing can top this
he's not flamboyant in the least so this is extremely out of character and (((they))) did a very bad move trying to squeeze that wacky shirt into this comic
good thing I, the extreme intellectual and freethought haver, was here to intervene and point out that in no world would plastic man ever wear a shirt that could be even one iota leaning towards a more feminizing view of himself over a masculine one
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>>101086252
This gets a “no buy” from me but I do admit it still has worthwhile reaction images.
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>>101086274
That it does.
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>>101086252
It captures the gangster aesthetic pretty well, gives Eel an interesting backstory and mission, and feels pretty respectful of the history of the character. Probably the most intriguing and engaging single issue from modern DC that I've read in a while.
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>>101086270
>histrionic dyke histrionically yells histrionics at /co/ for not enjoying her favorite fat dyke author's latest piece of trash
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>>101085620
>edgy condom jokes are funny
Yeah I think I'll skip this.
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>>101086270
This but unironically.
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>>101085644
>does it still mean penis?

Does it /co/?
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>>101085687
>plastic wonder woman
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>>101086309
>sad 56%er is so closeted that any mote of deviation from the cis-sexual norm causes him to freak out because when he finally takes one introverted look he realizes why he likes those clint eastwood flicks and it's not cause of the shooting
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>>101086274

Plas now has, in continuity, an enormous cock.
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Wait so when is this taking place? Right after Eel gets chemical'ed?

>>101086331
Words can have multiple meanings anon, like gay
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>>101086357
Anon what I said is perfectly stated and actually isn't even nested in homophobia but simply reality.

You absolutely have a victim complex.

Normal men aren't going to go to a strip club with male strippers. So that means either they tossed a male stripper in to be cheeky or they made this a gay club.
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well that wasn't very good

gail isn't funny enough to write plastic man. or maybe just not the right kind of funny.
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>>101086357
>heh afraid of spiders? You must secretly want to fuck them.
Don't mistake disgust for fear faggot.
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>>101086393
it's written by a woman and she shoe-horned in the strip club to be raunchy for raunchy's sake but doesn't understand that guys don't want to see guys if they like girls and guys don't want to see girls if they like guys
women like both, straight women like pretty women egotistically, so they are ok seeing both
nobody is trying to shove homosexual tendencies onto you
it's not SJW it's just how women are
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>>101086020
>he doesn't appreciate the combo of cat woman and batman strippers
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>>101086434
>it's not SJW it's just how women are
That's absolutely intentional anon. Women go to men's strip clubs. I guarantee you Gail has. They also know men don't like seeing men in states of undress. Unless they're gay. She's not a 16 year old girl she's a grown ass woman. A grown ass woman good enough at writing to employ innuendo constantly.

She knew exactly what she was doing.
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>>101086331
Wangin can mean moving around really fast.
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>>101085578
Plastic is pretty based.
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>>101086454
No, I don't. Because I'm not gay. I'm sure queers would eat that shit up.
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>>101086498
Not in this. In this he's bisexual and owns a gay bar.
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>>101086510
>he's bisexual
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>>101085779
When you can change shape, it's as big as you want it to be.
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>>101085578
This was absolute TRASH
We at #ComicGate CAN'T let shit like this happen
That's why we need to buy "Jawbreakers: Lost Souls" by Richard Meyer
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i like it enough. for a first issue its interesting. retells some old, adds some new. Disappointed they didnt pull the "you thought that was me?" in the first scene, since for some reason they made janets outfit plast's colors, but i guess ti was a double bluff. less funny than i'd like but its issue 1. nice amount of ladies, hopefully the club stays, but obscura is already a flat note. i like that he can "human form" and that hes wearing clothes, but i really hope the art or story "explains" the goggles and outfit choice quick
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>>101086236
>>101086269
It's probably part of a live-sex act
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>>101086675
Illegal everywhere America beside Nevada.
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Who let /pol/ in my fun plastic man thread? This issue was fun
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>>101086577
I’ll give your shitpost credit for just using his regular name without the unnecessary C.
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>>101085583
Chowder head
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>>101086751
>fun
>fun
I love plastic man so I obviously disagree. This was like watching a gay person berate your best friend and not being able to knock them out cause they're gay and it's a hate crime.
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>women """"humor""""
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>>101086510
There's bound to be a rotten iteration of any character.
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>>101086751
>>101086577
>>101086357
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>>101086778
What the fuck are you even talking about, this issue was fine. God you guys are being triggered bitches
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>>101086807
*whiny shills for the fat dyke.

>>101086826
What the fuck are you even talking about you whiny shill, this issue was terrible. God you shills are being triggered bitches.
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Had this on my list, B-lining to the register and dropping it before I even pick my non-pull books up off the shelf.

I was hype on a Plas book. Gritted my teeth and tried to stay hype knowing it was Simone but she's complete garbage. Fuck her and fuck this book. I wish DC would let these non-National Golden Age characters just have their own universe written by people who like old comics.
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>>101086855
>This issue was terrible
What was even wrong with it? Yeah that's wang joke wasn't funny but the issue was still alright. What the fuck is causing this massive negative reaction?
Am I supposed to know who the writer is or something? Is that why people are getting pissy? Who are they
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>>101085687
>He don't
He doesn't.

Why Americans can't see to learn that shit?
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>>101086890
Wang joke frankly wasn't even the bad one. It's the combination of all the little problems. It's works with his original origin but just HAD to make the security guard black and give Eel PTSD. The strip club just HAD to have a male stripper. Along with a bunch of clunky jokes and poor voice for the character. Him wearing a stripper shirt just so he can wear a cutoff shirt with female heroes on it is indicative of everything Simone does and will continue to do.

And at the end of the day it wasn't entertaining at all. But frankly mileage may vary on that one. Gay people probably love this shit.
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>>101086020
>male strippers
>calling her a dyke

I'll take ineffective and nonsensical insults for 500
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>>101086971
>insults
>plural
Pointing out there are male strippers isn't an insult dumbass
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>>101086951
Who gives a fuck about the stripper or the guard being black, literally doesn't matter.
Tone was a bit off but I'm hoping it's just first issue jitters. I have no idea who this writer is but the issue was fine for a first one, nothing too amazing but set up the situation and has an interesting enough hook for me to keep reading.
I mean you don't like it, sure that's fine but idk it just seems a bit crazy how fucking mad people are about this. It wasn't good or bad enough to excited that much emotion.
The fact that people keep bitching about gays makes a lot of the complaints just come off as /pol/ stuff instead of actual issues with the writing
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>>101087045
If she was a dyke you would point out the female strippers since lesbians find women attractive.
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It's okay. Not great, but ok.

A big step down for Plas, but not bad. People are stuck thinking Gail's still in her decade long rut.
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>>101087084
No, because that's the type of club Eel owns.
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So. \pol is THAT insecure. huh?
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>>101087047
>I have no idea who this writer is
In a nutshell Gail was a female writer who showed a lot of talent with her first couple of offerings then 'drank the koolaid' of SJW shit and quickly tanked. The over reaction is due to /pol/ being a bunch of thin skinned baby's, as always, but also a very real, very relevant fear by plasticfags that their cult favorite is about to get the first chance he's had in a decade blown on idiotic identity politics bullshit.
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>>101087131
>By that same token why include them?
Why not include them? Literally what do they matter or change about this situation?
Plas isn't out fucking some dude, he clearly wants to fuck some woman so its not as if hes gay or something and the comic isn't trying to imply that Plas or the other gangsters are racist for shooting a black guy.
Relax already, christ.
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>>101087211
What else did she do
>comic writer is left leaning
wowie, how shocking!
Look when and if the comic gets into that sort of things then yeah its fair to bitch about it, but nothing from this issue seems political to me.
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>>101086020
What the fuck are you mad about? Male strippers are a thing, and there's a naked woman right next to him anyway.
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>>101086905
It's part of the accent dingus.
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>>101087233
There's a marked difference in quality between her birds of prey, secrect six, wonder woman and red sonja runs. "Left leaning" is being disingenuous to that shift in tone. I mean just abandoning years of character development to use well known names as webcomic tier strawmen for political issues.
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>>101087369
I haven't read any of those so I can't really comment and sure that would be pretty shitty if they did that here but I just think people are jumping the gun a bit. Nothing so far has really seemed like a strawman for political stuff unless a black person existing is a strawman somehow.

Come back to me when it turns out Plas was working for the KKK or something
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>>101086359
Or he just elonged it to get that kinda reaction out of the agent that was pointing a gun into his head. Basically Plastic Man can have any size hardware he wants and what gets the best reaction out of people seeing it.
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>>101087397
I'll give you an example, for twenty years red sonja is portrayed as a warrior who will only make sex with some one who can beat her in combat. That's a short list, so short red sonja is practically a warrior monk.
Gail gets her hands on red sonja and turns her into a turbo slut. Those arn't the words Gail uses, she calls red sonja an empowered woman secure with her sexuality that isn't afraid of consequences but the end result is the same. Literal splash pages of sonja using her hard won treasure on huge orgies, or berating a man she just met for not fucking her on the road because she smelled like a hobo's nut sack.
Personally I got a big kick out of red slut but to die hard red sonja fans it was a slap in the face of decades worth of stories just to push the feminist buzzword of the day, sexual liberation. And terrible, off putting sexual liberation. Just gross. (Again, I'm into that kinda thing so it doesn't bother me.)
The plasticfags are worried, maybe too much, but not with out reason.
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>>101087566
Okay, I get people being mad about Sonja but nothing of the sort has happened with this run so far so the guys getting triggered and ranting about faggots in this thread is just coming off like a crazy people. At least wait until it goes to shit before screeching about it
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>>101087595
>At least wait until it goes to shit before screeching about it
Being a /co/ntrarian is a time honored tradition but pre-loading outrage is pure /pol/. If you want to get comfy you'll have to learn to ignore them. Sorry but it's the same boat we've all been in for about three years.
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>>101087199
>she insecurely states
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>>101087215
>why do you care it makes no difference
>why include them if it makes no difference
>why not
Because it makes no difference so why add it?
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>>101087397
Stop deciding that others aren't reacting accordingly while admitting you're a fucking casual.
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>>101087240
Read:
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>>101086393
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>>101087595
Look I realize you're literally gay and don't mind male strippers just popping up randomly but to normal people that's a random, very intentional inclusion. As with having him wear a woman's cutoff shirt with female heroes on it.
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>>101087671
>Sorry but it's the same boat we've all been in for about three years.
You realize that all this “outrage” you claim to suffer from is reactionary. It doesn’t come from a vacuum. It’s a direct result of the conditions of writing and creative decisions over the past three years. Instead of complaining about the reaction, why aren’t you complaining about the cause?
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>>101085595
>Cole City
Nice
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>>101087926
Nigga nobody's saying the SJW identity politics shit isn't cancer that destroys everything it touches. I'm saying there is a vocal group looking for an excuse to bitch and not waiting to find one. I've been on this mongolian tapestry enthusiast imageboard since before /pol/ and God help me I'll probably be here long after the next generation of trolls finds a new wheel to spin and I can spot fucking crybaby faggots in a storytime pretty easy at this point.
When Gail fucks up, I'll be here. But until she does GTFO
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>>101086020
Mad lad is mad
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>>101088077
>and here's why that's a good thing!
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This was actually pretty good. Color me suprised, Simone this is a servicable Plastic Man comic. But fucking hell Plas is on the run once again.
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>>101087863
>i'm a casual for not reading shitty books
kek
>>101087839
Theres no reason to add or not to add them but its what there and its not worth getting upset about/
>>101087907
epic
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I liked it.
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>>101085791
>DCSHG shirt

That's pretty wang
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Wow this was fucking boring as fuck
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Fucking hell that was terrible.
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Damn I hated this.
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I thought it was cool.
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I thought that was pretty uncool.
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>>101085712
That Batman has a very familiar pose
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>>101088326
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
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>>101088326
The fat dyke ruined what should have been a comfy Plas book so seems fitting.
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>>101088326
You can go elsewhere to read comics if you demand niceties. Faggots ruined every Superman and super Sons thread for two years I'll be ruining your literal dyke book threads.

Fuck Bendis and fuck his Portlandfags.
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>>101085687
Guys, is it gay if I unquestionably, definitely, one hundred percent would hit a Plas that had turned into a girl? Assuming he gave himself a vagina.
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>>101085820
I'm into it
better than Terrifics at least
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>>101085811
>Plascar
Reed has got to up his ante when he returns as a bycicle
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>>101088441
Plas properly written shits on read in terms of elasticity. DC hates non-national characters though and nerfs them. Cap and Plas are nearly toonforce strong.
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>>101088407
You still have to say 'no homo' if she has a Y chromosome. Failure to do so is LGBTBBQ+¿ approved and thus gay.
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>>101088355
>>101088377
shut up samefag
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>>101088474
Plas is toon-force and thus both underrated and OP. Whatever he's made out of surpasses vibranium tier bullshit levels.
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An attempt was made. It wasn't bad, but I'm going to pass for now, maybe the next issues will bring it up.
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>>101085595
They made her dress plas' colors. I'm hoping she shows up again so he can pull a switch
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>>101088474
Reed. Yes I'm phoneposting from the shitter at work.

>>101088484
Nice try newfag.
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Fat SJW dyke with her stupid LGNT propaganda.
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>>101086313
edgy?
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>>101088832
Pretty much.

>>101088844
Plas saying "I fucked your mom gimme the condoms I forgot so I can fuck your sister" is edgy, yes.
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>>101085712
> I dont' seem to want any girl who has so little taste that she wants me back.
wew, lad.
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Seemed okay. Not the best, not the worst.

As far as the political stuff, come on. They were all little details. Besides, it's not like there haven't been absolutely fantastic comics that got political before.

Green Lantern/Green Arrow was great, and was primarily about politics.
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>>101089361
>I'm a blog and wiki reading casual
>speedy, remember speedy!!
>batman used to use guns things change, get used to it shitlord
>cap punched Hitler, so comics were always political!
>Superman fought the KKK!!

Fuck off.
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>>101085679
>and I don't remember which of these massive tools pulled the trig
so, it was Eel, right?
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>>101089425
you are way too mad
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>>101089562
>As far as the political stuff, come on
I'm mad because you're deciding valid complaints aren't valid based on the same bullshit you casuals always trot out.

Why is it you feel entitled to complain about complaints but those complainers who made said complaints aren't entitled to that?
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>>101089425
>List tons of valid examples
>They don't count because HURR BACK THE FUCK OFF???
you're such a child and your political philosophy is probably shit
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>>101089649
what "valid complaints"

"reeeee a male stripper exists" isn't a valid complaint. Plas doesn't even own the strip club.
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>>101089425
>I'm a blog and wiki reading casual
Okay, anon. If it alleviates your assblastedness.
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>>101089649
>Why is it you feel entitled to complain about complaints but those complainers who made said complaints aren't entitled to that?
Nobody is saying you can't make complaints. We just want you to know we think your complaints are stupid.

>casuals
If we were talking about Marvel you'd have a point, but I've read... a lot of DC comics.
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>>101085712
>beautiful blonde wants to go out with him
>no dice
>BUT THAT EBONY GODDESS OMG SO MUCH BETTER THAN US WHITES AM I RIGHT FELLOW COMIC LOVERS #YAAS

Fuck.
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>>101085791
>that shirt
This is absolute GARBAGE. Holy God.
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So, in one issue Plastic Man turns into a woman and makes a crack about women being better than me, admits he likes to ogle men dressed as the Riddler in thongs, and wears a woman's DC superheroine shirt.

Y'know, I don't think I like this Gail Simone person very much.
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>>101089729
>like 6 tpbs... you know... A LOT
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>>101089696
Fuck off casual.
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>>101089688
Plas appreciating dudes in thongs is gay. Since you're a casual you don't realize that Plas used to own a club. It wasn't for gays.

Having men and women on stage makes no sense unless it's a gay bar, so rather than owning a club Plas works at a gay bar so he can see riddler in a thong.

He also turns into a women and wears women's clothing (why not shill SHG in a Plas book of all places?).

Fuck you.
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>>101085687
I swear I've seen him do this before
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>>101090089
>Plastic Man turning into other supeheroes to make fun of them is only ok when he turns into a MAN! Because he is a MAN! He has never changed into anything that isn't a MAN!
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>>101090120
>He has never
Actually never said that. Go ahead though keep deciding what you're responding to rather than reading.

Tom King had catwoman knock out three flashes in a single page with a single strike each. If someone else did that I would be just as annoyed by it. If the person was a fat dyke who hated batman andconly wrote women competently (as in within story Gail isn't a competent writer in any capacity) then I'd likely blame it on her.
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>>101090120
>predictably ignored Plas saying he likes to see dudes in thongs
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>>101090201
he never specified what gender the Riddler stripper was
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>>101090214
Oh that changes everything. PHEW. Now I can't stop hating this absolute piece of shit comic written by a fat gayJabba the Hutt looking cunt.

Actually you know what, nah, it's still garbage. Why did she have to fridge that black guy. So racist. I'm so sick of white writers using black people, black men especially, as plot devices for engaging main character's, a white male main character, emotions. She's such a hypocritical bigot.
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>>101090179
Tom King does basically this /\/\/\/\/ when it comes to quality.
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>>101090350
It's more like ¯¯¯\__________
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>>101090367
>implying Grayson and Omega Men are good
Sheriff and Vision were hence the /VVVV
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>>101090403
>implying Omega Men isn't great
Bagenda actually lived up to and exceeded King's 9-panel-grid obsession
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>>101090441
Good art can't save bad writing.
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>>101090462
good thing Omega Men didn't have bad writing then
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>Story about Plastic Man trying to uncover moles in the Justice League
>Somehow SJW

What is wrong with you idiots? The only thing wrong with this book so far is that Plas isn't being as inventive with his powers as he is in other books.
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>>101090514
he turned into a fucking fully-functioning car
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>>101090514
You are blind as shit if youre not seeind leftist propaganda in shis one. Fuckin basedboys.
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>>101090514
The dude is gay and in denial, it's why he's focusing so much on the male strippers. Gets his peepee hard.
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>>101090095
justice league action iirc
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I thought pic related when I read "Riddler in a thong", but you fags keep thinking about male strippers.
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>a black security guard and a male stripper exist also Plas wears a company-mandated kids show shirt probably as a joke so this comic is SJW propaganda

You faggots HAVE to be false flags meant to start shit. It's just fucking normal. 90s and 00s tier normal. The male stripper is a bit weird but it can just be meant to establish that is a degenerate place or that wealthy ladies are also clients. Wake me up when the Marvel tier SJW-ness (Whor) begins.
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>>101086020
We got a fragile flower over here.
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>>101088355
>>101088377


Why the fuck was my post deleted after being spammed with the "dyke" samefag ? What is fucking wrong with these mods?
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>>101085712
Rate the Simone strippers
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>>101090179
Dude shut the fuck up about your shit opinions and talking about "fat dykes" you're polluting this fucking thread.
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>>101085578
Gail Simone hasn't made a worthwhile comic in over a decade. That fat bitch should probably focus on comic work and less on trying to become a human sofa.
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>>101091120
wow is that a MR. Freeze stripper?!?!?! That's fucking gay! Ban this SJW filth!
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lmao at this /pol/cuck who got his gf stolen by Gail

Only thing that can explain such anger
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>>101091120
First glance I've got to give it to the Bane dominatrix but on review something about that Mrs. Mxyzptlk is doing it for me.
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Fucks sakes. This is a plasticman book, not an America or even a Squirrelgirl book. what the hell happened here?

Also, Plas is quite pretty in this.
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>>101091339
I don't know people decide to talk shit about gail because I guess? She's fat so I guess that means she's a dyke.
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>>101085670
>Good Lord *choke*

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!
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>>101091414
I don't know why people think she's a dyke. She has a husband and a son. If she was gay, she'd be really out of the closet about it.
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>>101085701
I was afraid of that. Hope it's a lie.
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>>101090089
>we literally see black female aquaman and the fact that he hits on women
>but no he's gay
What a way to project.
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The jokes sucked and the characters need work. Not horrible though, I'll check back in a couple months.
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>>101091120

Ok, I got most of them but who’s the 2nd and 7th girl supposed to be?
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>>101086020
It makes sense for a batman to be with a catwoman, you /pol/ escapee.
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>>101091726
Second is Eclipso, I'm not sure on 7th
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>>101091726
>2nd
Eclipso. Err, Eclipsa.
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>>101091726
queen bee
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>>101091726
>7th girl
Queen Bee?
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>>101091761
>>101091793

I need to type faster.
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>>101091129
Fat dyke Simone polluted it with her terrible writing.
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>>101091849
>>>/pol/
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>>101086393
>Not going to a strip club on couples night.

God damn you guys are boring.
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>>101091735
>never been to a strip club
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>>101091869
Only women and faggots would go to a place where men dance. That is NOT normal behavior anon.

If you've watched a man strip youve done some gay shit.
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Why the fuck are all these /pol/tards here? How would they even know about Plastic Man?
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>>101091895
>That is NOT normal behavior anon.
You know you're on 4chan, right?
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>>101091896
>>101091861
>>101091735
>>101091312
Is /pol/ the faggot equivalent for "fat dyke" and "faggot"? It's literally all you faggots say. I have read and own more Plas than any of you combined.
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>>101091921
No you haven't.
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>>101091907
You know that doesn't change the fact that traps are faggots in dresses and men watching men strip us gay, right?
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>>101091933
>Watching men strip is gay
Cool, and?
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A great character being written by a hack. Fuck off DC.
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>>101091933
Anon, have you ever thought about getting out of your closet?
https://youtu.be/tPVHoD__6CI
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>>101091895
>That is NOT normal behavior anon

Anon if I begin to describe the not normal behavior I did you fuckers would be reeing with the usual /pol/ shit and then having a heart attack over your crumb infested keyboard.

4chan is not the place to be if you're looking for "normal" or "decent"
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>>101091931
Yes I absolutely fucking have. You Simone reading simp. This chick has NEVER written anything worth a fuck. Her S6 was fcking painful her BoP is only readable if you're the type of person who watches men strip. Batgirl and fuckijg domino and fucking Deadpool all fucking terrible.

Fuck you faggot. It's really easy to just call people /pol/. It's very difficult to have read more comics than I.
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>>101091921
show us the shelf then anon
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>>101092076
>Fuck you faggot. It's really easy to just call people /pol/. It's very difficult to have read more comics than I.
How many chins do you have, and how many fedoras do you own?
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>>101091965
>4chan is not the place to be if you're looking for "normal" or "decent"
Oh that's cute while I'm being called /pol/ for not liking male strippers in my Plas book. Or male strippers in the club that represents what Plas use to own. Or him working for a woman in the club he used to own while male strippers dance in it.
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>>101092101
Anon, it's not our fault you have weird issues with women and gay men.
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>>101092087
>shelf
Exactly how I know I own more than you.

>>101092094
Two chins but I'm down from three and doing well thank you. I own zero fedoras and have watched zero men strip. I've read more Plastic Man than any of you combined.
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Remember when Chris-chan got really spergy at the idea of shirtless men and demanded all men wear bras? This is what the "REEE MALE STRIPPERS" guy in this thread reminds me of.
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>>101092127
No, just your burden of you want to shit up my board with faggot shit.
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>>101092141
so surely you can prove it

longboxes, shelf, a fucking folder on your desktop.
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>>101092161
>my board
kek. Now you're imagining a shirtless man with firm nipples and a hairless chest sticking his tongue in your mouth.
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>>101092180
Surely you can refute it.
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>>101092200
Stop you're turning me gay next thing you know I'll enjoy this garbage Simoneshit.
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>>101092213
>surely you can refute this baseless hyperbolic claim
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>>101092230
No. I will convince Gail Simone to write all your favorite characters.
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>>101092259
Oh no not tim definitely don't let her write tim! He slings a big stick that's rife for gay stuff!
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>>101085728
I like how plastic man is saying he doesn't respect this black woman too much so he would consider dating her
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>>101092317
I didn't get the impression that he was asking her out
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>>101092331
then you have poor reading comprehension. Never mind that he's clearly asked her out multiple times in the past.
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>>101092317
Funny you say anon has poor reading comprehension. He literally says the white chick turns him off cause she would actually fuck him, but then hits on the black chick who clearly shuts him down.
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This was pretty good so far. Will buy. Thanks op.
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>>101092408
Yeah, he doesn't want a woman he actually cares about
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>>101092365
Dang anon you didn't have to rip into me so hard
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>>101092532
Bro that's literally the opposite. He doesn't want a pathetic girl and only a pathetic girl would want him. That's the subtext. White girk is pathetic cause she wants his dick, he prefers the black girl who doesn't want his dick.

It's Simone's way of making him "relateable" by, like always, making him self-loathing. It's the laziest shit in the world.
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>>101091921
>>101092141
So it's been this one fat fuck shitting up the Board? God, where are the mods?
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>>101085578
I would love an ongoing but right now it’s just a 6 issue mini
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>>101085578
Oh hey Simone is back. I thought she was banned from the DC offices over some sort of drama. Shame about all the slavs in the thread working really hard to be paid 50 cents an hour to shill for the mouse
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>>101092696
She has a better book out at the Mouse today you fucking retard
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>>101085756
Awww, she kept the "putrid punks" line from the original comics.
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>>101092751
your aids medication must be really expensive
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>>101086116
>black security guard shot by white guys
His gang was white in the Police comics version too, asshole.
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>>101090201
Why did you assume the Riddler stripper was a man? Is it because you're a fag?
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>>101092640
>fat fuck
Whoa bigot chill I lost a chin in down to less than Simone.

And no I'm not the only one cupcake.
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>>101092751
No.
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>>101092977
>knowing the point but deciding to act like the guard was black
Oh yeah all those black security guards in the 40s. They were so ahead of the curve including a black securit... oh wait that's right it was just a non descript guard that nobody shot.
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>>101092640
He really got mad over this. I wish he'd just go to /v/ to bitch about gays and women ruining his hobbies instead of shitting up /co/ about it as well
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>>101093109
God forbid I want a proper ongoing by a better writer for one of my favorite characters.
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>>101093138
All you're doing is reeeeeing all over the thread and bitching about tiny non-important shit like there being a male stripper and a black guy in a comic existing. you could at least wait until the comic actually does something that is worth getting mad about but no you're spending hours in this single thread getting mad over dumb shit
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>>101093162
It's not about the guard being black and existing it's about him being a black guy AND getting murdered AND making that a plot point.

Plas ITI: appeared as a woman, works in a place with male strippers, is culpable to the murder of a security guard, the guard is black so now it's also a white mans burden and wore a SHG cut off shirt.

He also claimed he liked to see the riddler in a thong which added to the posing as a woman and wearing women's clothes isn't something I'm ignoring despite it being ambiguous.

You're absolutely within you're right to find that fine. I'm absolutely within my right to say Gail fucking Simone put that shit in on purpose.
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>>101093104
>shitty job no one really wants to do
sure sounds like it could easily be a black guy in the 1940s
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>>101093242
Him being black has literally nothing to do with the plot point about him being killed
Also if you honestly think that Plas really fucking killed him and its not going to be a fakeout of some kind then you might be retarded
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>>101085820
I gotta say wasn't a fan of this.
Simone is a really poor fit for plastic man.
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>>101093265
>>101093242
Also just adding that the riddler thing was a joke based on the strip joint he went to with all the women dressing as super heroes he literally hits on a woman THIS ISSUE. Hes not gay you fucking moron
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>>101093265
>specifically makes the guard black when it was ambiguous before
That was intentional anon.

I also specifically said culpable. No matter who killed him he's culpable. Or do you not know how the law works. They were commuting a felony and it was death resulting.
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>>101093289
You say that like a batman stripper wasn't stripping on stage.
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>>101093326
Holy fuck you need to get a life if you're honestly getting this mad over a single guard being made black and nothing coming of it.
>>101093348
plas
hits
on
a
woman
this
issue

Hes not gay you fucking moron
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>>101093265
>>101093289
What's your goal here? Do you plan on making me apologize? Are you under the impression you'll change my mind?

Who are you posting this for? Why defend something you have no stake in?
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>>101093368
I want you to fuck off because every other thread i've been on today has been people bitching about fucking politics. I want to enjoy my silly super hero comics without having the left or the right bitching at me about what I should think and feel about crap
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>>101093441
I want you to fuck off because you can read your comics anywhere else. I want a fucking Plas book written by a normal fucking person who loves comics nitnthe bitch who got in because she whined about fridging.
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>>101093441
>i've been on today has been people bitching about fucking politics
That's the direct result of writers like Gail Simone.
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So Plas is gay man, who like to kill blacks and feel guilty about it. Ok.
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>>101093658
>I want you to fuck off
You know what? I should because all this nonsense is just stressing me out today and it's a dumb thing to get annoyed about.
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>>101093104
Yeah yeah, the SJWs living rent free in your head are making bad guys white and non-bad guys black.
Do you ever get bored of your victim complex?
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>>101094043
>living rent free
was this bait?

Good god people like you disgust me.
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>>101089909
imagine being so triggered by a random tshirt in a pretty bad book
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>>101093025
Just because you can’t see it without stretching doesn’t mean you lost it fatty.
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I liked this issue. The shirt was funny.
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>>101085779
Suit yourself
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>>101088932
no it isnt, not when hes getting the shit beat outta him
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>>101085791
Simone isn't an artist.
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>>101091895
>is unable to scope out the chicks in their line of sight
I feel sorry for people who can't do this.
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>>101085779
>Black woman
>Her code name is literally "Dark" in Spanish

What the hell, /co/? you told me plastic man was the good shit.
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>>101088932
are you baiting or are you being obtuse for real
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>>101096035
It's not Plastic Man's fault the writer missed the mark
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>>101096035
>AHH IT'S A WOMAN OF COLOR

fuck off and go back to pol
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>>101086510
Are you retarded?
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>>101096035
Nope, actually the feminine version of dark would be "Oscura". I'm gonna guess that's a bastardization of "Obscure".
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>Staring at a naked eldritch-horror-tier body morpher
She's lucky he just doubled his dick instead of giving it one huge eyeball and teeth or something.
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>>101096296
It's also a german death metal band.
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>>101085687
>Wonder Spider-Woman
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>>101085632
>that was so wang!
please kill me
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>>101086274
>/co/
>ever buying comic books
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>>101092317
the state of /co/
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>>101085820
not bad, liking Domino better. But a solid start
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idk why, but gail simone represents the exact median for comic book writing for me. anyone worse than her is unequivicoably bad, anyone better is worth checking out. She rarely does anything that makes me openly cringe or hate the story, but at the same time i've never read something she wrote and been impressed.
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>>101097415
That's about how I felt about this one. Very meh.
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>>101085583
This a variant cover? That's fucking nice.
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>>101085608
>>101085620
this is bad writing

like seriously the dialog is shit
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>>101085632
fuck this is TERRIBLE dialog
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>>101085644
fuck this is TERRIBLE dialog
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>>101085670
is gail simone the worst dialog writer in the history of comics?
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>>101085687
this is some of the worst dialog in the history of comics
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Is this the worst thing DC is currently publishing?
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>>101096187
I'm pretty sure he's criticizing their lack of originality in naming her...You autist.
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>>101098007
>>101098025
>>101098062
>>101098125
*Dialogue.
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WELL THIS FUCKING SUCKED
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>Plastic Man gets a solo comic
>it's shit

If there's 1 thing you can count on in comics, it's that DC will ALWAYS mismanage their characters. ALWAYS.
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>>101098125
>>101098062
>>101098046
>>101098025
>>101098007
>>101098221
>>101098234

Dude are mods going to do anything about this spam of samefaggotry clogging up this thread?
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>>101089870
>Turns down the white girl because she's nice and he knows he's no good for her
>Is okay for the black
Pol you have got to work on your reading comprehension.
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>>101085712
>>101093242
>Riddler in a thong
>OMG PLAS IS GAY NOW!!!

You stupid asshole, did you miss Bane in a thong, Mr. Freeze in a thong, and Eclipso in a thong?

Fuck off back to your containment board pol casual.
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>>101085712
I feel like the dude is only there to make a Bat-Cat joke.
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>>101091895
>Strip clubs don't have couples nights
So you don't go to any?
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>>101098555
>/co/ incels going to a stripclub
>REEEEE THERE ARE WOMEN HERE
>REEEE MEN ARE PAYING WOMEN
>REEEE I HAVE TO BE AROUND HUMANS
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Man, really love being reminded it's summer.
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>Plas admitting a white girl is too good for him so he'll try for this black girl that isn't triggers pol
>A black security officer triggers pol
>A male batman stripper triggers pol surrounded by female strippers that get their own splash page
>Plas making fun of Wonder Woman and feminism triggers pol
>Plas wearing a SBFS shirt triggers pol

This issue was fine. Pol casuals need to be gassed along with SJW casuals. Fucking get treatment for your neurotic hangups you incels.
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>>101093242
>Riddler in a thong
Did you miss the Auaman in a thong Plas asked out? The girls dress like superheros to in this strip club.
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this might be the worst comic in history
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>>101093242
I assumed that the "Riddler in a thong" was a woman wearing a Riddler outfit. If the first place your mind goes is a big green question mark speedo package you might have some latent issues you need to work out or confront, my man.
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>>101098647
>"everything I don't like is /pol/"

this is why sjws are the most hated """"""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""" that ever existed
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worst release of the week and given that The Punisher came out this week that's saying something
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>>101098743
You got any actual arguments incel or are you just going to tap out?
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>>101098743
>Everything I don't like is SJW
You hate each other because you're the same fucking people. Just fuck off and keep it to yourself.
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>All this people immediately thinking the Riddler Stripper is a guy
have you considered that maybe you're the gay one?
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>>101086020
anon, did you know that the real world is full of things that will upset you much more than this comic book?
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>>101098824
>Literally an Arthur stripper right there on the same age
They saw Riddler and their /pol/ minds immediately went to THEY'RE TURNING THE PLASTIC MAN GAYYYYYY!
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>>101098736
Riddle me this? How many inches, when you take of these breeches? IF YOU SAY LESS THAN 6 I WILL MURDER EVERYONE IN THIS CLUB!
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>>101086313
???
It's trash talk, it's completely in character for stereotypical gangster types.
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>>101090318
3.5/10
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Oh Lord Jesus, hear my prayer:
Please, could you call upon your saintly powers and nuke this thread from orbit?
It has been irrevocably contaminated with fucking idiots.
I'll leave some cookies in the cave for you.
Thanks in advance,
Anon
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>>101098730
well it's certainly the worst thread in as long as i can remember.

The issue is readable, wang aside, which is a lot more than i can say for some stuff i've seen recently
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>>101099236
I'm literally assuming it's a bunch of people who watch DnC who just started flooding in. I get his shit on my youtube recommends for some godawful reason and I saw two where he talks about gail. So I guess she's the target now. Because all that man can do is shit talk people and suck liefeld's cock
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>>101099418
I think these /pol/tards never knew the difference between Bennett and Simone
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>>101085632

I like this kid
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>>101099534
Do they know about Gail's rape fetish?
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>>101099727
no way, they may have a passing knowledge of her giantess fetish though
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>>101090089
>Plas appreciating dudes in thongs is gay
I got the impression that he found it funny, not that he liked it in a sexual way. Like, how ridiculous is to see a stripper dressed like the Riddler.
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>>101100107
I mean, there was a female superman, aquaman and catwoman. Chances are there was only a batman male stripper to make a stupid batcat joke. So I assume it's a female riddler.
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>>101086393
>Normal men aren't going to go to a strip club with male strippers

Plas is hardly a normal man. And it's a VIP club for people who are into men and female strippers.
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>>101086951
>It's works with his original origin but just HAD to make the security guard black
>The strip club just HAD to have a male stripper.

And you just HAD to get triggered over superfluous background shit like delicate little flower whose snowflake feefees will not be trampled on!
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>>101088058
Change it to say anon instead of lady.
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>plastic man finally gets a comic
>it's the worst comic in history
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>>101085779
Plas can take off his red and black outfit and glasses?
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>>101085800
Hold up, what does Benny think Eel can possibly do when he had his legs broken a few nights ago?
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>>101088377
>The shitposting faggot is a Toomasifag.
Who would've ever thought of that.
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>>101100985
Sometimes, you get desperate for help and just call anyone.
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>>101092598
Nah he just has a tsundere fetish
Clearly a man of taste
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>>101089425
You're pathetic.
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>>101099727
That's a horrifying thought
>>101099910
That's a reassuring thought
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>>101085578
another story-time ruined by /pol/tards
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>>101085595
That guy is almost pulling a Frank® Face™.
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>>101102193
By pol-tards spammers that got caught because they can't spell dialogue.
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>>101085820
Why does this whole issue feel like a set-up for a comedy film with a similar plot, except here the MC is a superhero?
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>>101102637
Because Plas has been Ace Ventura as a super hero ever since Morrison put him on the JLA.
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>>101102652
That kind of makes sense. I wasn't really expecting this solo would go in this kind of direction with all these ready-for-film elements, though.
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>>101102652
eh, his DC reboot in the 60s was pretty wacky and dumb already.
Worst Plas imo
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>>101086116
>>101086020

Doesn't it seem, at a certain point, that constantly looking for things to get upset about is less rewarding than just relaxing and allowing yourself to enjoy stuff? I mean, you guys are really going out of your way to make up things to be upset about here. Is that better than just shrugging and saying "Eh. Take the good with the bad" and relax about it?
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>>101086148

He's been able to shift back into the likeness of his original human form for as long as I can remember. I distinctly recall him doing so somewhere around the Morrison era of JLA where the team were all sharing their secret identities with each other.
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>>101088407
>Assuming he gave himself a vagina.
What's the point then?
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>>101086269
No doubt the slap would be limp wristed mssr. deep cover homo.
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>>101086689
Oh sorry, I definitely got the sense plas is and always has been on the straight and narrow here. Something being illegal does mean it's literally impossible for him to be involved.
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>>101086951
>Gay people probably love this shit.
Idk you seem to hate it and you're the biggest faggot ITT.
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>>101103462
>Called this comic shit
For stupid reasons. Do you have any good ones casual?
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>>101086148
He can change into any color so long as its tan, black, red, or yellow.

All he has to do to look naked is shift away all colors but flesh.
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>>101103517
They were good reasons casual you're just too casual to know. Go be less casual.
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>>101103609
>Im too stupid to explain anything

All you do is make me feel smarter you filthy gopnik
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>>101103609
Shit dude, how are you STILL here. Did you even sleep?
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>Plas gets a series
Aw man, it’s only a mini
>Cringy dialogue, bad jokes and blatantly pushed inclusion and feminism for its own sake
Whew, it’s only a mini-series
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I honestly didn't like it but the reasons most of the people gave this thread (You)s is fucking stupid

>Hrrgh DCSHG shirt
>Hrrrgh Plas turned into a WOMAN
>Hrrrgh there's a MALE STRIPPER
>Hrrrgh Riddler Stripper

Instead of like the mediocre lifeless art, the sterile coloring, the bland jokes, the fact that this is another fucking redo on Plas' origin story (Fact: The monks were one of the most interesting part of his origin). You sicked me /co/.

Also, by god, can't 4chan support WebP images yet? This low-res storytime really hurt my eyeballs
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>>101103651
>>101103671
>casuals casually being casual
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>>101103900
>Also, by god, can't 4chan support WebP images yet? This low-res storytime really hurt my eyeballs

Go buy a comic faggot stop complaining about free uploads.
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>>101088533
Can we kill him with the Dip?
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>>101088063
>When Gail fucks up, I'll be here. But until she does GTFO
This. I am tired of twelve year old faggots pretending to know about comics more than your average /co/ faggot.
Simone has been a GOAT writer in the past. She has written birds of prey and Secret Six. Two comics univerally loved. So far she is channelling the same ahit that made the other two fun.
Heres hoping she does something new with it.
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>>101104982
she also wrote mediocre runs of Atom and Batgirl and terrible OCs like The Movement
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>>101086020
the absolute state of someone actually getting mad at the best thing in the issue
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>>101104982
>Greatest of all time
She was never this in any regard. If you liked her BoP or S6 you're likely an actual fag.

Like this anon:
>>101105085
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>>101105572
Now you're just getting lazy.
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>>101086302
It's weird though how you've got gangsters who seem right out of the 30s talking about the cloud and twerking. It doesn't even have fun with that anachronism like BTAS or Superior Foes.
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>>101086393
Someone's never been to Amsterdam.
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>>101105663
>lazy
No that's calling a throughly mediocre writer a greatest of all time just to piss people off. There are literally a hundred people I'd list above her, possibly hundreds.
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>>101105572
screw you, VU was great and majority of S6 was good.
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I can't imagine being so angry that someone doesn't appreciate seeing male strippers.

Like it's one thing to be triggered by ale strippers. It's another to be triggered by people being triggered.
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>>101085620
WTF Plas has blue eyes? I hate him now
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>>101086116
>But, anon, muh SJW.
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>>101091921
Post all that good ass plas you've got then nigger
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>>101091933
Why are you seeking normal behavior here? What do you think this website is?
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>>101093104
>niggers had shit jobs for cheap in the 40s
Really makes me think
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>>101105866
I can list dozens of overall better writers myself. That doesn't change the fact that BoP and S6 were top notch.
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>>101105889
What are you trying to do anon? Do we really need to go deeper?
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>>101105981
How is this set in the 40s? They talk about the damn cloud and digital trails.
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>>101088932
>>101086313
Are you really upset about condoms? How old are you? Better, how religious are you?
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>>101105966
Says the person complaining about complaints about gay people. Cool dude.
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>>101106055
Anon said GOAT. That has a very specific meaning.

>>101106077
Do it anon, go deeper, please.

>>101106104
Condoms are the devils invention.

>inb4 science and medicine hurr durr

Cmon now anon get with it.
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>>101106971
I'm half with you on the I fucked your mom thing because Plas is currently Plas from what it looks like, it's not like he just got powers it seems like he's come out of hiding, and if it's played right it could make it KINDA ok with me since Plas is a complete nutjob in some cases. But for the moment I wasn't a fan.
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>>101085660
Wait, why does Plastic Man wear those goggles anyways?

>>101085820
I just wish this would stop trying to force this "wang" business.
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>>101091933
Sports players all see each other strip constantly male or female, family members can end up changing together if they have to or are comfortable with it and so do people going to the gym, what is your fucking point here bub?
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>>101109161
Like seriously, does he get angry any time he watches a movie and sees a guy take his shirt off?
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>>101105889
i'd say its more annoying that hes trying to use a male stripper existing as why Plas is totes being forced to be gay now despite him openly hitting on a woman
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>>101085741
>>101085770
So hold the fuck on, why is the bald guy on the left shown shooting the guard if everything else in the story says it's supposed to be Eel? Artist error?
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lol this is not bad
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>>101103069
Where do you think we are?
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>>101109631
I imagine, plas is actually dreaming it as it happened. But since it's a dream he forgets it. This is probably just to hammer the point that eel didn't murder a guy.
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>>101098450
>Pol
hi tumblr
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>>101086020
pol should be gassed.
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>>101086269
you don't have to be ashamed for your boner, darling
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>>101110327
Well its true. This place is a shit hole for the last 3 years due to /pol/ fags who never understood the comic world. Seriously there is an anon here arguing Simone's Secret six, birds of prey and atom weren't well received by comic fags across the board. The amount of shitty historic revision you can get away with when you were never there is astounding.
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>>101110638
>pol
Welcome newfag, boards are written as such

>>>/trash/
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>>101111258
No one said they weren't well received. Multiple anons did say, and I agree, that they're shit.

Tom kings batman is well received and that's complete garbanzo beans.




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