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He's the only character that is truly a good person in that godforsaken show.
and the only way this cartoon can have a kino tier ending is by killing him so he's sealed as the true hero of the show
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He is the only one who has enough power to kill a diamond, so He basically is the one will kill White Diamond.
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>>101632554
The only good people are Peedee and Greg. And Peedee only was focused on once
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>>101632728
Even Ronaldo is better than Peedee
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>>101632554

>Truly a good person

I'd argue Steven's a good person too, if overly so in a bit of an 'I am Setsuna' way Hopefully SU will have a better ending

>You've been underestimating my abilities in a test? I'll play along so as to not hurt your feelings
>Townies tried to evict your aunts because prejudice? Invite them over for volleyball and pizza
>Townie friends have questionable morals ranging from outright dickishness, pretending to be stranded to attempted murder? Resolve their issues
>Gem threatens to cause world death because PTSD? Slobber on her back until she's satisfied
>Gem tries to kidnap you and your friends? Give them a farm
>Gem betrays you, and refuses to help after you rescue them? Free them from their mutual BDSM prison, take them out fishing, and also stick them on the farm
>Gem tries to kill you on multiple occasions, all while trying to create a slave army? Thwack them with a yoyo, and offer to cure their AIDS
>Gem tries to kill you because they hate your mum? Incapacitate them, and bring them back in time for a wedding
>Gem tries to be your friend after being sent to capture you? Let them and fail to stop them nicking their ship back, and warning HW

Is he really based on Sugar's little brother? At this point I'm not sure if Rebecca's the sweetest older sister ever, or Mr Sugar has a tendency to create legions of loyal thralls.
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>>101632888
Murdercock Jr harem is the true endgame of the show
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>Kill greg
>steven revives him and then he lives forever(?) like lion and lars
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>>101632888
Steven is a coward that use "muh forguivinesss" to hide the fact that his cowardice
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>>101632728
>Super early episode focuses in-depth on Peedee
>He's basically a background character ever since
Did this bother the shit out of anyone else here? He's the only character that's Steven age besides Connie and they never utilized him for shit, despite dedicating an entire early episode to him. In retrospect that episode feels even weirder than it already felt, because it's dedicated to a character who would become a literal who afterwards.
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My favorite part about Greg is that they didn't pull the usual "character gets rich and loses it by the end of the episode" plot. He's still a multimillionaire, he just hasn't let it go to his head beyond, like, a boat, a night at a fancy hotel, and a refurb tablet.
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>>101633067
>Steven is a coward that use "muh forguivinesss" to hide the fact that his cowardice
I just want him to pay for that cowardice, what better than costing him greg?.
I legit want him to actually face a conflict where the only way out is a fight.
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>>101633156
He spends that money like a madman out of camera. Would't be a surprise if they told us that his money ran out
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I like Pearl specifically because she's an awful person.
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>>101633237
I was hoping for that before the pink diamond reveal, with the diamonds. I doub't it will happen with WD desu so, his cowardice will triumph by the end
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>>101633128
you know...something tells me that they wanted to make peedee part of the crystal gems and actually make him some sort of a brother to steven.
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>>101633269
I hate that she started as best mom and end up becoming a resentful incel
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I wish Steven was a lot more like Greg. Greg's personality is a lot more fun to watch than Stevens.
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>>101633128
>peedee has one episode despite showing him to be steven best friend prior connie
>madman ronaldo has like 10 and a entire blog dedicated to him
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>>101633067

He's a magically stunted 14 year old who once used a gazebo and pink voodoo to escape an alien planet. He's also spaced gems on multiple occasions, and stabbed a blacksmith with their own sword over a disagreement on Hague level politics.

I don't think you can really call him a coward at this point. Thick, but not a coward.
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>>101633300
Is his hair supposed to be potato wedges?
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>>101633358
no joke. Young Greg seems like the perfect SU protagonist.
Steven is that little greemling that they show at the end of the animes so we know that the main characters fucked
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>>101633363
Yeah, I think this is what bothers me the most
They built up Peedee to be not only a legitimately sympathetic character, but a potential friend to Steven, and someone besides Connie his age that he could interact with
Then after that episode, he's only given a few lines to Steven at most, and never a full episode again
What were they THINKING
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>>101633395
>used pink voodoo to escape an alien planet.
Literally left his friend stranded on a alien planet and the first thing he did after getting to earth was eat and forget about him
>He's also spaced gems on multiple occasions, and stabbed a blacksmith with their own sword over a disagreement on Hague level politics.
all by accident, he was running the entire fight
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>>101633298
jasper actually showed potential to make him realize that his cowardice would cost him dearly, instead of that abomination you call fusion, jasper shatters amethyst and make steven snap out of it.
bismuth would have solidify him and make him drop the damn weakness with also making him actively search for answers.
thats what I wanted, for him to stop being a cuck and legit grow up, and learn that sometimes you can't resolve problems with words alone and that the only thing left is to fight without mercy.
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>>101633326
Me too, that's why I jumped to Peridot for an adorkable nerd
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>>101633402
yeah, dipped with some delicious secret recipe.
>>101633424
sometimes I think that peedee was supposed to suffer the same fate as lars on that moon and become like lion.
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>>101632554
You meanlike this?
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ten millions for a awful commercial song sounds like a lot
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>>101633412
I always had this feeling myself, even the design of young greg is much more interesting. It's like if Boruto started without Naruto having been a thing.
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I'm glad that at least they made that little spinoff of little greg and his brother
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>>101633667
>>101633412
Remember how the crewniverse use to joke that Steven Universe is a sequel to Greg's show "No need for Greg" an 80's comedy with young Greg hijinks, sometimes it actually feel like this
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>>101633464

On the moonbase, he did space those rubies on purpose. He also spaced eyeball on purpose.
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>>101632554
>he is a good person
after the bullshit fake injury episode? Fuck no
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>>101633645

15 years backpay anon. As well as compensation costs, interest etc.
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>>101633645
I wonder how much he has left. Lost a boat and now has to pay for house renovations and potentially a barn.
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>blue is going to learn greg, the human she kidnapped, "killed" pink
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>>101633748
>left his dreams to work on a dead end job
>works like a madman to support not only his child but three freeloaders assholes that doen't even have the concept of money on their minds
>his only crime is faking a injury so he could be with his only child a little more
FUCK OFF
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>>101632554
>Diamonds are finally invading
>1st solution is to break out the murder cock
Perfect example of a character being better than the actual show they're in.
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>>101633792
>"so, you saying that my sister knew she would die if she rode that dick and still did it?"
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>>101633926
the dick game ridiculous
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>>101633464
>Left his friend stranded on a alien planet
He didn't have much choice in that situation considering there were other survivors and Lars was his only way back to them
>The first thing he did was eat and forget about him
He needs to regain his strength and collect his mind so he can think more clearly. Also are you forgetting the part where he warned Sadie and helped her bring awareness to his parents and the town?
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>>101633920
well, blue was actually charmed by greg in a way.
We just need for yellow to blush or something and we will have proof of greg thundercock magic being real
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>>101633812
So he was wrong then

>Saddie wasn't wrong tier post
/sug/ everyone
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>>101633326
I always saw her as the raving sociopathic jealous selfish viper she always was. Garnet was best mom at the start of the show with her constant encouragement and actual unconditional alien-approximation-of-love.
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>>101633250
What proof? Only thing I noticed besides those mentioned is that he suped up his car wash.
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>Greg murdercocks all 3 diamonds
>they each bear him a son, each named Steven
>the gempire falls under the Steven Authority
>Greg is given a medal of honor for saving humanity
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>>101633767
do you have any idea how much a million is you brainlet?

everything that you jut mentioned wouldnt even come up to 1 million
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>>101633644
I remember this thread. I was sad at the time, but I find it fucking hilarious now.
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>>101633767
he mentioned he had 9 million left. he's burning through it pretty fast for someone that lives in a van.
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>>101632554
I'm not exactly caught up on the show yet, can anybody here summarize what steven did in the season finale to make /co/ hate him even more?
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>>101634108
nothing /co/ just mindlessly hates things, the season 5 ending was top tier
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>>101634108
>guuuys stop fighting uguuuuu
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>>101633969
Dude, he left him for god knows how long and let connie take lion and never once thought what Lars was doing.
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>>101634148
nigga he's been pulling that shit since day 1.
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His mission is to cum inside every diamond until he can't cum no more.
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>>101634108
Not steven in particular but the fact that the show is leading up to forgiving space tyrants who have literally sucked the life out of dozens of planets and have killed billions of life forms, possibly a lot of ones with human tier sentience as well, all for the sake of an endless cycle of absorption of life and creation of gems. But oh no they have feelings and cried when their sister died wow wee lets just talk it out and kill white diamond who probably put them up to all of this and then everything will be okay and we'll all be bff's.
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>>101632888
What the hell's an I am setsuna?
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>>101633736
>Wirt Demayo
Sounds fucking disgusting
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>>101634329

You know final fantasy 10?

Imagine if the same company made it again, except the main character kept recruiting people that unashamedly try to murder her.
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>>101634237
I don't think greg is the kind of guy to screw his sister in laws
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>>101633269
>>101633326
She also has a sneak fetish. .
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>>101632554
yeah i agree greg is a good character, i kinda wish he had his own show instead, maybe even without the crystal gems, although maybe better as a mini series, somewhere around the time he started picking up his dream to be a rockstar.
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>>101634281
wow, that's absolute bullshit.
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>>101632554
Are you a prophet? Back in season 1 it felt liek the only way for Steven to be truly tested for his tolerance and understanding is if Greg gets killed as part of the true climax vs the final villain.
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>>101634459
don't forget she likes to stalk and watch people sleep.
specifically stalk her steven and watch her steven sleep.
she even have a private folder full of pics of steven, the ones of him taking a bath are her personal favorites.
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>>101634237
God I wish I were a diamond
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>>101632554
True
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>>101634281
Its very obviously a (shitty, poorly executed) metaphor for Europeans colonizing North America. It's just so shitty it falls flat on its asshole.
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>>101634281
so we can conclude that the diamonds killed far more than even all the bad people that have existed in our world.
we are forgiving too that they had no qualms about shattering their own kind, experimenting with their own kind and also corrupting their own kind on that gem civil war that pink diamond started.
they are so peachy, so much in fact that I want greg or steven to fuck the shit out of the diamonds until they can't move anymore.
in fact I almost want rick to crossover to that world and tell steven he created the gems so you can fuck them.
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>>101634587
God I wish I were Greg
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>>101634625
nah your just projecting a strawman argument onto the show, you want it to be a shitty metaphor for something so you make up what the metaphor is about and then complain it makes no sense when that's not anywhere close to what the creator is trying to say
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>>101632554
>kino
SUfags sure are trash.
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>>101634816
boomers like you doen't like our new memes? go figure it out
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>>101633513
I honestly would've much rather they used Peedee as the Lion and scrapped Lars altogether. Even post-zombie Lars is still not a good character in the slightest because they totally skipped the character development.
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>>101634750
>that image
the same can be say about all sapient species.
If you can't deal with it, then perish like a dog
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>>101633424
We know that Steven was less involved with the gems magical adventures in the pilot and the art made it look like it was even more down to earth, maybe Peedee was Steven anchor to real life back in the show early drafts.
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>>101635233
if anything they were probably forced to add Peedee, the male lead has to have a male friend his own age is the exact kind of thing studios force artists to do
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>>101635306
You could be into something there, still Peedee felt like it was made to bounce off Steven´s happy attitude, while Steven is infantile and optimistic Peede was pessimistic and more mature for his age.
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>>101633736
>Greg, why did you steal that rock from me?
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>>101635004
I mean, scrapping lars no, but that lars was the second person to become like lion, the reason being protecting someone he loves.
also I can see an irony here, if peedee was the one who got killed first on homeworld and became like lars, he would have essencially lived his big brother dreams...
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>>101634594
Release the Gregg!
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>>101632888
Steven has basically become nothing more than a narrative tool to make other people happy. The only character development over multiple seasons he's had is his acceptance of his mother not being a good person, beyond that Steven is just an empty husk that exists to end conflict between other characters.
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>>101635016
>the same can be say about all sapient species.
I though that was clear from the start.
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>>101635723
yeah its not like there was a whole episode about how Amethyst thinks other people should stop dumping their emotions on Steven and how she cared more about how he was feeling than anyone else.
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Is there art of Greg on a throne with the diamonds surrounding him?
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>>101632554
>that hand
What the FUCK, storyboard artist?
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>>101632728
You forgot peridot
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>>101635894
Agreed. .
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>>101635889
>What the FUCK, storyboard artist?
this is what we call western quality.
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>>101635802
>The purple trash can somehow became best gem
A pleasant surprise
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>>101635913
and another cute new outfit is on the way
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>>101634750
>Dirty Sanchez created the Gems

This explains everything.
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>>101632554
The best part about Greg is how the show plays the 'long game' with his character. When we're first introduced to Greg he seems like your stereotypical deadbeat dad, who can barely be bothered to deal with his son's shit, and Rose and the Crystal Gems (by comparison) seem like these awesome, powerful, hyper-competent heroes.

But the more the show goes on, the more Greg constantly proves himself to be the best humanity has to offer - a simple, decent human being willing to risk life and limb for the sake of his son. We come to realize that while Steven may have inherited his magical abilities from Rose, all of his best qualities - his kindness, his selflessness, his empathy, his optimism - all come from Greg.
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>>101633748
shit I forgot that episode ever happened. Hes been based every other episode though.
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>>101634122
Yeah
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>>101635963
Can a drawfriend make her dress translucent please?
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>>101635894
Peridot is okay but I dislike what they did with her. She used to feel like by far the sanest member of the cast.
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>>101635433
Oh my god Greg fucked the rock. That was how he developed his rock fetish.
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>>101633926
totally worth it
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>>101633748
>>101636048
>has spent most of his son's adolescence trying to stay out of the way of his magical destiny training
>just wants to spend more time with him
>accidentally interferes with his magical destiny training and literally risks his life trying to make up for it
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>>101635306
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>>101636044
This and we realize that the Crystal Gems are kind of incompetent shit-bags.
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>>101636065
gnome-no and incognitymous did it first you mongrel.
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>>101636199
well...their "leader" was the very same enemy they were battling so...
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>>101636199
In the end the show reads like HFY! propaganda. The Gems are initially portrayed as powerful, nearly-flawless beings and Rose Quartz is practically a messiah... but the more we learn the more we realize how utterly flawed and hopeless Gems are and the more we see that it's ultimately humanity's flexibility, adaptability, and empathy that solve almost every major problem that comes up, and the more those traits rub off onto the Gems, the more competent and self-actualized they become.
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>>101636199
>crystal gems biggest victory is a lie
>crystal gems cause was a lie
>crystal gems beliefs are a lie
hell, they are so shitty that the only reason they are still on their feet is because homeworld literally thought they were dead
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>>101636238
to be fair basically only Garnet didn't notice something was wrong, Bismuth clearly did, Pearl knew and everyone else is dead so we don't know what they thought
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>>101633767
Bismuth will probably rebuild the narn using gem craft.
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>>101636260
>crystal gems beliefs are a lie
No, ironically that's the only thing that's managed to survive all these revelations.
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>>101632751
>Liking Ronaldo

End your existence.
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>>101636360
Rose only wanted to save earth because she wanted some good dick, If you think otherwise, you are only fooling yourself
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>>101632888
It really does warm my heart how Steven went from an awkward and annoying kid that everyone tried to tolerate to a mature, but still goofy teen that is often the voice of reason when everyone else is going batshit.
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>>101636385
At least he can predict the plot of the show.
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>>101636434
I agree. I've changed a lot since the show premiered. When it first aired (and I watched it when it first aired) I was a stupid kid who just took everything at face value and believed everything I was told. Some of my current stances like my belief that women shouldn't have the right to vote put me at odds with the show at some points, but I do still love it to death and I still think it's great.
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>>101636268
>everyone else is dead so we don't know what they thought
I'll show you a sneak peak of what were they thinking...
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>>101632554
He's the only good character because Sucrose has been pussyfooting around giving him flaws, unlike the rest of the characters.
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>>101636510
An explosion?
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>>101636489
How are you able to enjoy SU and believe that women shouldn't have the right to vote?
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>>101636683
its a light that was supossed to destroy all gems on earth but instead transformed them into monsters minus pearl, garnet, PD/rose, bismuth and amethyst.
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>>101636703
Because I believe the character interaction is genuinely heartwarming. That and maybe it's just out of this terrible longing for the past I have. I really wish I could go back to being the person I once was, but (and you're going to hate me for saying this) once you take the red pill (metaphorically speaking) you can't go back.
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I still can't believe they got this grumpy gus to voice for the show.

I almost can't believe he even agreed
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>>101636748
I think you can go back. You just have to leave 4chan for a long time. I did it. Came back 9 years later, after I healed to talk about cartoons.
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>>101636748
whatever /pol/tard

I'm glad your still sane enough to enjoy things even if they disagree with your ideology
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>>101636759
How is he grumpy?
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what changed?
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>>101636812
You think that's sane? Seems like hardcore cognitive dissonance to me.
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>>101636825
Murdercock got to her. We're seeing the beginning stages of another Steven
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>>101636806
It wasn't 4chan though, it was real life.
>>101636812
Thanks for not all out crucifying me.
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>>101636385
I don't like Ronaldo. He's weird and annoying. He's just more entertaining than Peedee
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>>101636836
cognitive dissonance would be failing to see that there is a mismatch

he claimed to see the mismatch and enjoy the show anyway
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>>101636856
4chan perpetuates it imo
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>>101636825
Diamonds assume am more attractive form to lure in human males for reproduction. Notice how she looks like that after her encounter with Greg.
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>>101636883
I won't disagree there.
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>>101635233
I like how in the pilot, Steven is right next to the town, whereas in the actual show he's really separated from everything else
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>>101636920
to be fair he also appears to live in a much nicer part of town now

that version of Beach City looks run down
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>>101636825
T H I C C
She's subtly trying to pull the Rose Quartz look in the hopes that would land the murdercock.
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>>101636965
honestly I am getting really tired of the murdercock meme really fast

like its a fine joke but omg people are way over using it since the season finale
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>>101636748
I had the same thoughts for a while, but I eventually realized that the present is still just as exciting as the past was. Everything feels extra stressful because there are risks in the present, but the past is already something you know you could have survived. Even though stuff gets shitty and people can be shitty, there will always be amazing things and people out there for you. Sure sometimes you can't go back to things in the past, but many more doors open for you as you get more freedom to make independent choices with your life.
You're still a faggot, though
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>>101637127
80s Lapis so really fucking hot. Like I love normal Lapis but that pony-tail makes it!
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>>101637141
I don't think there is much, that's all I have of 80s Lapis
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>>101637136
Thanks for the positivity. I wish you nothing but the best in life.
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>>101637127
What's that, you want more murdercock?
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the murdercock is irresistible
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>>101637127
When the show itself references or at least added fuel to its fire, don't expect it to remain quiet
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>>101637349
honestly I would be surprised if we had another flashback to young Greg

what else would it be about?
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>>101637322
The man who would destroy an empire.
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>every episode from the last bomb is on charter ondemand except "what's your problem?"
Why this
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>>101637322
despite all...I actually see greg being a really good father to those 2 babies and steven being the best big brother you could ever ask for.
the gems would be particularly motherly torwards the babies, lapis particularly with blue and peridot with yellow.
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>>101632554
The only good ending is a harem with him at the center
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>>101637322
is there any fanfics of murdecock fucking the 3 diamonds instead of rose and getting 3 little stevens running around on earth?
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>>101637465
>would
Indirectly he already did
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>>101637893
he indirectly saved it tho
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>>101633300
I legit believed that Peedee would be the Vageta of the series, but with more bromance. Like they constantly fight each other and trying to outmatch each other in anything, thus growing their bonds. Steven having natural power, Peedee would use some clever way to trick Steven or out combat him. Then, when their both backed into a corner, they'll do a brohug and fused, and become lite Vegito. As in the fusion would cocky always, put interesting spins into Steven power, but a huge idiot as well, and basically diamond tier when mastered. I also think that their fusion "experience" would be not complicated at all, and just a simple "AWESOME" . Like it could've been great if Rebecca actually copied from anime that's good.
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>>101637322
>the murdercock is irresistible
now that I think about this, would steven give in into his heritage? I mean, if steven fucked a diamond would it be incest or not?.
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>>101638075
because he is a damn diamond regardless of everything and the though always crossed my mind, what would have happened if steven never found out he was a diamond until it was too late?
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So what's your ideal ending for this show? It'll probably end with either poofing or befriending White Diamond, but I'm cool with either as long as there's a decent amount of action along the way, like having to infiltrate Homeworld and disable their technology somehow so they actually stand a chance.
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>>101638098
like he somehow managed to charm blue or yellow or white and actually started something with them.
also that makes me wonder what would happen if "PD/rose" could actually see the outside world from steven eyes and gem?
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>>101638100
Diamonds befriended, peace between the gems. Steven gets his gem separated from him. Rose/PD comes back. He becomes and ordinary human and marries Connie.
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>>101636212
Then give a link you troglodyte!
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>>101638127
She obviously can, she said so in her tape.
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>>101638127
what if it is worse and rose can actually feel what steven is feeling, hear what steven is hearing, smell what steven is smelling, taste what steven is tasting.
if thats true then what would she do when she is not only banging her own sisters but actually liking it in absolute horror? and having the most traumatizing orgasm of her life.
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>>101638165
Rose is a degenerate so she'd obviously enjoy it.
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>>101638165
welp that confirms it.
we can only imagine her horror as she is feeling his son dick ejaculate a big load inside her own damn sister and loving every second of that.
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>>101638188
>Rose is a degenerate so she'd obviously enjoy it.
here is a link to a uncensored version of this.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1144370/ca6ae5036c/
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>>101635450
>Peedee writes letters home with the offcolors
>Sends a picture
>Ronaldo just signs heavily
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>>101638284
>that potential actually lost
>mfw that could have made actually good townie episodes
>ronaldo and peedee relationship would have been in conflict
>ronaldo feeling that he just missed his whole life and stops doing his weird stuff
>ronaldo feeling that life hates him and the proof was that it laughed in his face by making his "normie" little brother having the adventure he wished to have
>his little brother is living HIS dreams and accomplishing all HIS goals
>his little brother is out there seeing and exploring the damn cosmos
>hell he is even fighting bad guys in space
>meanwhile he is stuck in this piece of shit selling fries and bored
>he can't do shit...his brother stole his dreams
>ronaldo realizes he is a damn fucking loser
>an amalgamate between a robot and /x/ hardcore lurker
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>>101638416
>Eventually asks Steven to kill him so he can turn pink and live forever like Peedee
>Steven has to literally stop Ronaldo from trying to injure himself with a replica katana
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>>101638416
>his relationship with jane falls apart
>his relationship with with his father turn difficult
>his relationship with peedee turn to resentment and jealousy
>he even starts to resent "special little boy" steven
>he starts to hate the shit out of the gems and probably develop in xenophobia against gems for that little humilliation
>with time ronaldo becomes cold and bitter
>he pretty much stays in a conflictive relationship with everyone
>lars suddenly starts to symphatize with ronaldo after he is seeing where he is going
>understanding that ronaldo will end up maybe even worse that himself and ask sadie to help him out
some good character development lost.
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>>101638557
Ronaldo will finally see the threat all xenos will would potentially
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>>101634750
Man, Ricky and Morty seriously is fucking cancer.
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>>101638448
god fucking dammit, steven universe could have actually dealt with suicidal stuff in an smart fucking way.
and making ronaldo pink like lars and peedee.
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>>101638631
>Ronaldo ends up being the secret final boss after White Diamond
>Steven will have to deal with the dilemma of taking a human life
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>>101632554
Amethyst is good too
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>>101634089
Poor people are often poor because they are shit with money. Look at lottery winners who burn through everything within months. Greg is actually doing relatevelly good.
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>>101634538
He had a one shot and he ripped his cousin's arms off.
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>>101638672
Imagine a fast forward of beach city years down the line where through accidents, murders, homeworld fighting Steven walking through a beach city where half the residents are pink and the other half aren't.

Imagine how unsettling it'd be to stumble upon beach city and everybody is some undead pink person
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>Greg, if you think I'm going to do THAT you're crazy
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>>101638737
think you are reversing cause and effect there

but yes Greg seems to be doing fine, that really is the smart thing to do, just live your normal life without have to worry about money rather then spending too much to try and increase your living standards too high
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So like haha why is there even a hospital in beach city like nigga can just excrete fluids on someone haha like just cry on that just dead cancer patient lmao just fucking cry
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>>101638879
There isn't one though.
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>>101638694
>Ronaldo will try to convince Steven how awful the gems are as a race
>How they leech off entire planets and how a single civil war nearly wiped out their own species
>tfw when Steven must choose between humanity and a race of succubi
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Reminder that according to Steven Universe:
>Genocidal, world conquering dictators who enslave and perform cruel experimentation on members of their own species
Are just misunderstood and can be redeemed through the power of crying, but:
>a FUCKING WHITE MALE deadbeat dad and a teenage boy being too flirty with a stranger
are the scum of the earth and must never be forgiven
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>>101639109
just like real life
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>>101639109
Even if the diamonds are going to be redeemed, it's probably going to take the rest of the series.

Kevin just makes Steven upset, he's barely a side antagonist that's already half redeemed.
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>>101639109
>never be forgiven
You can always kill them n then PINK them :^)
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>>101639361
>Making the people you hate immortal
Could you just imagine Steven going through one of their hairs while their in the middle of sex? Being able to mess with people like that is a power no 14 year old should have.
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>>101638785
>>101639361
now that we think about it, what would happen if 2 pink persons decide to have a child? will the "pink" be passed down or what?
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>>101639482
>>101639505
Would Pink people even be able to procreate? Would they be even able to achieve an erection, due to stunted bloodflow?
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>>101639545
>Instead of killing them Steven makes them immortals who can never get it up
Truly a power to be feared
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>>101639545
maybe...perhaps if the right conditions are met they may get in the mood.
if enough adrenaline and foreplay is involved, in the most extreme cases they need to actually harm themselves in order to cause that reaction.
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>>101639361
connie will definitely get pinked, in fact, it wouldn't surprise me that in canon she gets herself wounded fatally by some gem and get herself restored back by steven.
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>>101639583
>Get pinked
>Find pink/gem gf
>Have sex for all eternity or till you get bored
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Wouldn't there be a social divide between the pinks and the normals? Nah, they'll never do anything like that unless it's an allegory about race issues and try to resolve in one day with Steven's childish bs logic
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>>101639868
>Wouldn't there be a social divide between the pinks and the normals? Nah, they'll never do anything like that unless it's an allegory about race issues and try to resolve in one day with Steven's childish bs logic
I think they will be kinda jealous they get to enjoy life a lot longer than them and also that they are pretty attractive too, making them victims of jealousy.
but they forget that anyone can get pinked, only if steven is sad enough to cry and get that sweet elixir out of him and put it into their recently dead bodies.
also I think beach city will become the first in that world to have a new race and ethnicity born.
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>>101639664
>connie dies
>steven pinks connie
>pink connie becomes OP and actually helpful
>she became lowkey white
>the new pink stevonnie resembles rainbow quartz but with PD hair
>there is a chance that pinked people get their eyes change color to pink too
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>>101633644
Fucking chills from reading this shit for some reason
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>>101633644
>guess its time to use the old universe charm
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>>101632554
Greg is a good character, but anyone who says he's the best is only saying that because he accomplished every anon's dream of dicking down a diamond.
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>>101632554
>He's the only character that is truly a good person
He's more than that. He's the only realistic human in the show. Everyone else is a moron or a drama queen to levels that just take you right out of the show.
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>>101633644
>tfw I'm the one who made the first post there
Thank you for remembering this I'm smiling at my screen like an idiot right now
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>>101640416
Lars was always the most realistic one. At least before that trip to Homeworld nonsense.
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I miss vengeful Lapis.
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>>101633736
Gayest headcanon
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>>101632888
Steven is technically a good person, but at this point he's barely a character. It would've been easy to show him develop and be the type of heroic figure that wants to give people a chance but also makes hard decisions, but he's too stagnant as a crying child who happens to have powers.

Greg and his cousin are honestly the only legitimately good people in the show.
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>>101636044
Greg also shows that the Crystal Gems are self-absorbed, hypocritical, whiny assholes who don't get over things. He also is more ballsy, considering he'll jump into danger to save his son with zero powers.
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>>101637421
The intermediary years before the show starts and Rose's death and the struggles of being a widowed father
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>>101637421
Steven's birth and how Greg got that perma-tan.
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>>101640642
I miss yandere Lapis.
I honestly thought this show would go that route with Lapis. Her becoming Steven's "Pearl"
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>>101640807
Also how did the gems get poofed around that period.
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>>101640830
Corrupted gems were still roaming at that point. You have to remember they'd be poofing and bubbling them for hundreds of years before the start of the show so that's why the monster of the week aspect kind of stopped with season one. They'd pretty much rounded up all of the gems who didn't make it back ot Homeworld.

>>101640691
I don't get this at all, Steven's had some of the best character development of all. Just because he stops fights in a non-violent manner doesn't make him any less of a plot device than someone uses violence. Hell, he's not even a pacifist, he joins in the fight with Blue Diamond and basically leads everyone against her.
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>>101641715
*any more of a plot device
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>Be Greg
>Be a totally normal human
>Have literally ZERO powers of any kind
>Just a regular guy
>Also be canonically afraid of gem magic and weird alien stuff
>Two gigantic alien hands fly out of the sky and trash your long-time friends' wedding
>After some fighting there's two gigantic, extremely powerful, magical alien women standing only about 100 feet away from you that could kill you in the blink of an eye
>WHELP, TIME TO SEE IF I CAN'T SAVE THE WORLD WITH MY PENIS
Absolute fucking madman
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>>101640601
I contributed a couple of the follow-up posts myself. It's like my magnum opus.
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>>101641755
Pretty sure the line was before all the fighting. Also there was only Blue Diamond, and Greg was able to talk with her back in Korea.
The thing I hate the most about the murdercock meme is the constant misinterpretation of the events, and the creeping fear the some anons will take them as fact.
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>>101641860
It was before the fight, it's just the crewniverse having a bit of fun while still keeping Greg in character.
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>>101641860
>Be Greg
>Be a crippled, blind, deaf human
>Have power sapped out of you from your surroundings
>Just a completely incapacitated guy
>Also canonically dies at the mere mention of magic and weird alien stuff
>Twenty billion giant alien hands fly out of the sky and trash every wedding on Earth simultaneously, killing all of the Crystal Gems
>After days of fighting there's an army of planet-sized, omnipotent, magical alien women standing only about 1 centimeter away from you that could kill you in an attosecond
>WHELP TIME TO FUCK ALL OF THESE WOMEN TO DEATH WITH MY PENIS IN ORDER TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE
Absolute fucking madman
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>>101632888
>I'd argue Steven's a good person too
You sure? In the most recent episodes I got the feeling that he wants to help other people wiht their emotion not because they wouls feel good but he himself.
he almost showed his disapointment when he couldn't help Ruby and not to mention all that crap with chasing Amethyst.
It's his obsession rather then genuine good will.
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>>101642014
Good will is good will, I think this is just you being cynical and thinking the idea of an inherently good person doesn't exist. Steven's problems are that he's obnoxious (the show even says this), TOO selfless to the point where he's like trying to help others without thinking about himself and also that he tends to try and repress what's happening because its' too much to deal with. That's why he fell out with Connie in the first place, because he wanted to pretend everything was OK.
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>>101642014
In more philosophical terms, Steven's desires to help aren't Kantian. He wants to help not simply for the sake of it, but because he gets the payoff of that feel good high.
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>>101642014
I don't think your feelings are substantiated. Nothing suggested disappointment about, specifically, a lack of opportunity for him to help because it's not necessary. When he wanted to help he thought it was necessary.
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>>101638284
>what used to be Lars' stupid breakdown instead is Peedee's breakdown as the reality of his life crashes down on him
>he died on an alien planet
>he doesn't know if he's really human anymore or a zombie
>he didn't ask for this
>he just wanted to hang out
>this is Ronaldo's dream, not his
>Peedee gets mad at Steven for 'taking it all in stride'
>Steven lays down a hard fact that he never CAN take in anything he personally experiences because he can't afford to be broken when people depend on him
>Peedee tearfully looks around the bridge at the Off Colors who watch in concern
>Mans the fuck up, declares they'll all reach Earth no matter what

I'm wondering if everything also shifted towards Lars because killing a kid who visually is around Steven's age wasn't as digestible to the network.
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>>101642169
Well there's the idea of killing a kid sure, but this was the moment where Lars finally decides to do something selfless thus cementing his character development. He's still the same guy even after becoming a space captain (as shown in Lars of the Stars where he thinks Sadie is trying to get back at him) but he's much less grumpy and more open now. The space captain gimmick is mostly just bluster.
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>>101637322
Have a larger version, made from the larger images.
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>>101639109
I love Kevin, he is the only character that knocks Steven from his "lets all be friends attitude" is just refreshing to see him be more that a infantile pure kid.
Kind of miss Steven personality from the pilot, he had a little more bite to him.
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>>101642476
3 down. 1 to go.
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>>101632554
If Steven is based on Rebecca's brother, is Greg based on her dad? And if so, is she just fantasizing how good of a fuck her dad is?
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>>101643289
Yes and yes.
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>>101643289
Did it really take you this long to figure out?
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>>101643322
Nice
>>101643413
I only watched this recently because my sister made me
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>>101638694
>Dilemma
>Implying killing Ronaldo wouldn't be act of mercy
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>>101643478
> Killing Ronaldo
> The man who stood against the cluster when no one else would
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>>101643488
Technically the Cluster was fighting against Homeworld, so that makes Ronaldo a species traitor.
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>>101643549
sheeeeeeiiiit
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>>101632751
I think Ronaldo is cute, but his personality makes him look like a salty weeb that couldn’t go to Anime Expo this year because someone else kept taking the days to go to it
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>>101633269
I don't hate Pearl but I would still hatefuck her frail ballerina person like no tomorrow
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>>101637127
They referenced it. There's no going back.
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>>101644324
they didn't even reference it

Greg was talking about when he met Blue Diamond in Korea and was able to talk to her
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>>101632751
>liking Bloodstone

Kys my dude, he's the worst kind of weeb and only good for cringe.
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>>101644377
>they didn't even reference it

Anon, they know the meme exists, thats as close to referencing it you'll ever get
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>>101632554
he mostly abandon his child to be raised by literal aliens that didnt even know the concept of SLEEP before steven told them.

everybody is a terrible person in this show.
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>>101644555
He “”abandoned”” him after raising him for 14 years and he only did so because he cant teach him about powers
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>>101644701
more like 10, Steven is 14 now and 12 when the show started but we see him first moving in with the gems when he was even younger
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I wonder how would everyone had reacted if steven had pink diamonds eyes.
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>>101644795
As opposed to having a magic ten year old sleep in a van, when there is a beach house available.
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>>101645288
they built the house when he moved in with the gems

do you even watch this show or do you just shit post based on what other people have told you? Also wasn't Greg living at Vidalia's for a while?
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>>101637322
Holy fuck i just realized the other reason pearl didn't yeet out Steven's gem was because it would reveal the diamond
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>>101638785
Some SCP bullshit
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>>101645535
it also explains why she freaked out so much over Lion

I mean if Pearl knew the whole time about Pink Diamond why did Rose feel the need to lie about things like Bismuth and the Lion to Pearl
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Steven's not a coward he just refuses to get violent.
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>>101645632
maybe PD was worried that she'll end up going bismuth on her.
pretty much if pearl saw those things rose tried to hide from her, pearl would see her as a bad person and try to stop her.
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>>101645752
>Pink was worried that Pearl would choose Bismuth over her despite have literal magical control over Pearl that can override her free will
god Pink was stupid
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>>101632554
The Gems aren't bad people though. I think you're letting the murdercock memes cloud your thinking.
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>>101633326
I don't blame her for being resentful. Her master, Rose, filled her head with lies and false expectations. Then she left her all alone.
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>>101645778
>god Pink was stupid
what do you expect from a defective runt?
in her mind it'll be a fucking disaster to reveal herself and her powers over there
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>>101632554
Greg's tanline is stupid
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>>101645858
he did himself a trump job.
I mean, both of them have fucked up weird ass tans.
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>>101645794
>The Gems aren't bad people
There's room for movement between "good" and "bad."
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>>101645995
Well they're all heroic but in order of good to bad from the human perspective it's Amethyst >>> Garnet > Pearl >> Peridot >>>>>Lapis. Bismuth is undecided but I think she's cool.
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>>101645752
>>101645778
>>101645827
you know...she is stupidly dangerous.
her fucked up decisions and lies could actually make her a true villain and a dangerous individual to anyone close to her.
imagine if pearl or garnet actually withnessed rose and bismuth fight, they would be scared shitless since she had no qualms about actually bubbling away their friend, even more if she never mentions bismuth again.
pearl or garnet would be scared for their lives and genuinely be careful around rose with also planning on how to expose her and take her out asap, because she proved that she isn't good at all and she is crazy enough to kill a friend and bury them without telling anyone.
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>>101646049
Pearl would have understood though because Pearl knew how dangerous of secrets Rose was already hiding

I mean if you think Bismuth had gone to Pearl with her plan first do you think it wouldn't have ended with Bismuth bubbled?
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>>101635963

Need Dick Squad Shirt Lapis
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>>101646093
I doubt so, but I think bismuth would have bubbled pearl and be extremely careful.
I mean, pearl is strong and smart but so is bismuth, also bismuth have the upperhand with strength and cleverness.
pearl in the fight would spoil a hint that rose and her are not what it seems only if pearl think she defeated bismuth, then bismuth surprise her and poof her.
then bismuth would be extremely careful of rose and plan on how to expose her, maybe even garnet will help since she probably saw the future where bismuth exposes rose as beig pink diamond in the form of a surprise attack.
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>>101636044
I miss when he'd come along on things like he did for Lapis.
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>>101646387
unlikely since she might actually try to be a decent person this time

hopefully she can get a few episodes with gems other than Peridot or Steven, although hopefully they won't ignore her history with Bismuth but also not make it take up an entire bomb
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>>101632554
He dies from dehydration after raping White Diamond to death.
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>>101633744
They actually said it was a harem anime.
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>>101646515
>He dies from dehydration after raping White Diamond to death.
there is no such thing as dehydrated greg, he is the damn murdercock himself.
there is no pussy in the damn galaxy he can't destroy.
and if that ever happened, lapis would immediatly restore the moisture and water he lost while unleashing the 100% of his dick power.
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>>101635963
>Steven and the Crystal Gems all have a star on their outfits
>a star that originated on Greg's shirt
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>>101646626
Rose had the star millenias ago.
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>>101646666
I can't deny those numbers.
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>>101646626
nah stars were always their symbol

that's why Bismuth always had a star

I think some of the past designs lacked stars but having a group symbol was probably less important after the war and they probably brought it back after Rose died
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>>101638785
At this point I think we could also get a crossover with MIB/X-files. Agents are trying to understand what the fuck is going and then going and then trying to catch gems for experimentation.
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>>101645323

>they built the house when he moved in with the gems

They built the beach house at least five years before Steven moved in with the gems.

do you even watch this show ?
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>>101632554
Nah, Greg's best ending is to be Pearl's endgame
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>>101632554
>all those times the gems make fun of greg in the earlier episodes like hes some hillbilly loser even though hes nothing but nice to them and helped them out regularly with lots of important shit.

Pearl I could understand but everyone else did it too the fuck nigga.
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>>101646938
they literally show the house being built only after Steven decided that he wanted to live with the Gems
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>>101646985
it really would work but I kinda doubt it will happen
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>>101632554
This man is the reason the term murdercock exists in the fandom, so he is obviously kino.
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>>101647075
I'm saying what the best ending would be
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>>101647053
>Pearl I could understand but everyone else did it too the fuck nigga.
they resented him for "killing" rose.
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Can't wait for the ultimate final battle: Greg "Murdercock" Universe vs White Diamond
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>>101646093
Pearl is crazy anon, she should be cursing Rose cause she never let her talk about the millions they killed. Pearl is a slave cause if somebody does not understand Rose was not a great leader is really really retarded.

>she was a little foolish and selfish

that was the damage control after the reveal and it doesn't cover even a chunk of what Pearl should be feeling, it could be a whole arc, a serious story instead of "she was fine, I swear, it's me, the slave programmed to not understand when my diamond shit"
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>>101633746
>spaced eyeball on purpose
Because she tried to kill him after being healed, werent alot of options
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>>101647229
I mean yeah but she has had 5,000 years to get over it and its not like she has never had problems but do she didn't actually receive much of an emotional shock lately, none of this was news to Pearl

like the most news was way back in Rose's Scabbard where Pearl completely broke down crying over it
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>>101647229
>Pearl is crazy anon
thats an understatement of the century anon.
I mean, she can't live without rose/PD.
the only one who can preserve pearls sanity is PD/rose being around her and acting like her owner.
when rose died, she went completely batshit crazy and probably is hiding expertly the fact that she never recovered, its so much than she went bonkers for some dyke who resembled rose.
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>>101647229
>Pearl is crazy anon,
And now I wish to see some disturbing behavior from pearl
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>>101633645
Like a lot of disappointment looks way how he lost a bigger part of it.
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>>101638661
*shhhhhhh*
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>>101633358
>>101633412
The original show pitch was basically Steven as Greg. He had no powers and was a twenty-something human intern who went adventures with the CGs, saving the day with his bard skills.
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>>101632554
I know, this is how the latest Stevenbomb should have gone:
>Greg stands with the other Crystal Gems
>Peridot: "WE CAN'T POSSIBLY DEFEAT THEM, NOBODY HAS EVER DEFEATED A DIAMOND!!!"
>Greg: "Not true..."
>Everyone gasps.
>Greg: "Steven, you've always been a great kid, now it's time for me to stop putting you in harms way to save the day and let me do it the only way I know how. Put on my Barry White CD and crank it up."
>Greg powerfully strides out, across the sand at the two approaching Diamonds as "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love." blasts in the background. He turns and gives everyone the thumbs up.
>Steven sniffs back tears.
>Cut to 5 years later. The gems are gathered around the memorial to Greg, Garnet is holding the hands of a pair of small children, whilst Steven puts flowers on Greg's grave.
>Steven, sniffing back tears: "If every pork chop were perfect..." He sobs as he looks up at the grave.
Here lies Gregory "Mr Universe" DeMayo. Singer, Father, Destroyer of Diamonds. His last words "I Snoo-snoo'd good."
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>>101647659
I love that concept, but making Steven a gem was a way better idea. But we need the bard/Greg personality to stay
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>>101643289
Greg's like 70% Tom Schrapling. She's a big fan and she based a lot of the character on him. His original name was Tom Universe but she changed that when she asked him to play the part when she realized that might come off as creepy.
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>>101644421
You can deny it all you want, but Ronaldo is basically /ourgem/
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When will Greg get to live out his dream of being Blue Diamond's pet
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>>101647905
>doesn't constantly try to fuck the gems
>doesn't sneak into the temple and jerk off on Pearl's feet
>doesn't complain about them friendzoning him on his blog and go on a revenge shooting spree, smashing Pearls, Garnets and Amethysts with a hammer in his local rock shop
>doesn't act weird around Peridot and start talking pointedly about the age of consent not reflecting actual sexual maturation in human girls
>"ourgem"

He's a fucking casual. Probably browses reddit.
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>>101647987
Damn I wish that was me
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>>101647659
nah that's just what people misinterpreted from the initial release poster
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So, how the fuck did Ronaldo know about the diamonds plan to harvest the earth?
What was he seeing?
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>>101648034
No, that's what Sugar said and her sketches demonstrated in the making of book. It wasn't until Tartakovsky said she should age him down and give him powers that the pilot and the rest of the show as we know it took shape. I'm not sure Rose was even in her original vision.
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>>101632554

what a cartoon is this? i remeber they made such show but it so long ago..
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>>101646510
cringe
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>>101646510

>Lapis doing wierd shit to piss off the crystal gems when Steven isn't around

They should do more of this, minus the hypocritical snowflake rant.
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>>101648300
I just hope that Lapis, Peri, and Bismuth arent conveniently written out of the area so they can actually interact with other characters .
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>>101649145
do you imagine lapis or bismuth suddenly remembering who that gem is?
like bismuth or lapis recognize/remember the other.
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Reminder that PD was nothing more than a selfish war criminal
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>>101646510
god i wish i was that table.
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>>101650261
And for some reason Greg is okay with that because he thinks that he also lied. Thats bullshit, because there is a huge difference between using an artistical name as a real name and making a whole alter-ego to battle yourself, involving a lot of gems in the process (when she could simply rebel as PD).
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<3
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>>101651154

Think of it this way, if you fell in love with someone immortal, and they told you they may have had something to do with Gilgamesh dying, but they're different now, would you really hold a grudge?

It's not like it's a reasonable action for a bunch of Babylonians to suddenly show up after thousands of years, try to kidnap your son/murder you sisters-in-law, and kidnap you for a zoo.
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>>101651219
>you'll never be forced to bow before and worship Lapis
Why even live
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>>101651154
Being Pink Diamond means nothing to Greg. He was never part of the war, he never tried to absolve Rose of her sins to the other crystal gems or to anyone else. Learning that the intergalactic alien rebel leader was also a secret queen isn't much of a new development.
I mean Greg LIKES the other gems and everything, but he's not responsible for the baggage and isn't going to try to apologize for her.
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>I've seen your junk before
What did she mean by this
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>>101638694
>humans ends up being the secret final boss

I've always said this series needed humans secretly reverse-engineering gemtech.
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>>101643549
A gem is a gem, and all gems are evil.
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>>101632728
I miss Peedee so fucking much.
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>>101651154
Its actually brought up here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwHFSZS5BE

Rose/Pink wanted to tell him but in the end it really changed nothing for him
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>>101646510
I love dick squad lapis

morose lapis is best though
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>>101646985
>Pearl will never become Steven's actual stepmom
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>>101653322
you know, I wonder how things would have gone if pearl and greg started to grow closer instead of rose.
could it have ended with rainbow quartz being greg wife?.
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>>101653476
the image you posted is distasteful
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>>101653512
tell that to the artist in question, not me.
he drawed rainbow quartz like fucking shit not me.
besides that, rainbow quartz would seem like a nice woman to be around with.
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>>101653646
What? what's wrong with the way rainbown quartz is drawed? It looks pretty on-model to me
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>>101633644
/thread
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>>101633128
Between that episode and the next one, Steven sleept over. Peedee kissed him on the lips and put a hand down Steven's pants. Steven pushed him away and told him to stop because he didn't like this. Peedee did, immediately, and realizing the mistake he'd made, cried. He just...cried.

The next day Steven was all smiles, but something in the way he looked at Peedee was just... different. They've never been the same since.

Ironically, Ronaldo figured it out the next day, but when he told his dad what had happened the next week, his dad him to shut the fuck up and never imply such horrible things about his little brother again (his father would in fact support his little gay son, but has missed the obvious and believed Ronaldo was being cruel or at least oblivious)
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>>101634089
He probably did that thing where he paid off his family's debts. Not just his own, everybody's.

Dude clearly doesn't give a shit about money though. He even sang a song about it, but he's not spending it like a retard either. It's probably jut like he sang: even if he goes broke he's put shit aside so Steven can go to any school he wants and buy a house and shit.
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>>101632554
but then it'd just be regular show
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>>101634750
I prefer the one where he's looking at fushions and going something like

"Oh hell, Fusion is like sex for Gem's Morty! These things are urp-rape! They are made of rape morty!"

I laughed.
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>>101651154
No dude he's just doing what Amy was doing, putting on a brave face because Steven has enough shit going on in his life without having to be his own dad's emotional crutch too.
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>>101652149
I figure she got a good look at it either
A. One time with Vidalya when Greg was passed out back in the chill days and Vidalya wanted to show everybody at the party just why Greg was so "popular" at one point
B. When they fucked that time Amy shapeshifted while they were watching little butler the first time.
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>>101653806
shutup renaldo is clearly gay for lars and would never out his brother for fear of outing himself.
i hate you.
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>>101654238
To be fair, Renaldo told his dad because his dad already knew about his bisexuality and had been fine with it. Although ironically his dad does not know about his bisexuality and just assumes he's a closeted gay every time he talks about his girlfriend.

Mr. Fryman is horrible at communicating with his children.
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>>101634281
rebecca is hitler
SU is a big nazi tank fueled by the tears of tumblrtards who don't know they are fueling a nazi tank and it only gets 30 feet per gallon so it needs a lot of tarded tears
also jews can side with nazi's stop being racist.
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WHEN THE FUCK IS LARS COMING BACK??
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>>101654274
Was that some sort of veiled Cee Lo Green reference?
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>>101634569
Oh yea a kids show is going to kill off the only parent left
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>>101654316
he's a floating head in space now. his spaceship exploded a couple of episodes ago
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>>101654334
you kiddin?? steven has like six moms now
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>>101654274
no
there was no coming out because SU isn't about gayness or coming out it's about tricking viewers with projecting rocks that it is about gayness
renaldo coming out to his dad would make SU representative of gayness but SU does not represent gayness...at all...it just pretends to.
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>>101647987
If that was young Greg, this would be less funny and more hot
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>>101633644
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS
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>>101632751
Ronaldo is underrated. He won me over pulling out his weeb sword to fight the cluster.
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>>101655279
this is why you are retarded and nobody you care about likes you.
competently written renaldo,would actually build a system to prepare the town for the coming of 'idiotic arm ships ready to arm wrestle for reasons' would have been a far better use of the character than a preemptive failure attack to connie failing to attack blue diamond moment. the su fandom is doomed to self inflicted misery. it's nobody's fault but your own.
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>>101632888

This character was a lot more believable and less of a spineless pussy when he was called "Aang."
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>>101632888
Don't you dare compare Esteban to Soran Ibrahim.
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>>101655470
point well made
you madmen
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I miss when Steven actually acted like a kid and did stupid kid shit.
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fuck hiatuses and hiatus people
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>>101647995
If I were in Ronaldo's shoes, Pear's feet would never be without a thin coating of surreptitiously released man-gravy.
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>>101655590
Do we know when the next episode comes out?
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>>101654218
Pic related
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>>101655651
not at all
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>>101655651
10 years from now
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>>101647053
Can someone explain to me why the gems don't constantly try to research some big fucking intergalactic ice cream maker resurrection device to hurl Steven into? Clearly Steven is just the fat pink bitch inside, so there's probably some way to just turn him back into her (or something closer to her than Greg's son, who they clearly hate.)
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>>101655644
Was a 24 day gap between S4 and S5
So, a month maybe?
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>>101655714
Because Rose wanted Steven to exist; their leader for several thousand years
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>>101655714
Because Rose said that she and Steven can't exist both, and it was Rose's decision to have Steven, so they honor it.

The truth is that the whole thing is a lie. She's still there as a gem on Steven's belly and she would come back if it gets removed. The whole thing Rose said was so that noone would try bringing her back, and disturbing her human cinematic experience.
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>>101655660
>tfw Amethyst starts hitting on Steven when he grows up cause he reminds her of a young Greg
Goddamn immortals
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>>101632554
How many men do you think she gave the holy succ to?
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>>101656059
I just wish there were more fanart of this couple...
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>>101656179
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>>101656163
is she brapping?
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>>101656179
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>>101656163
All of them, until 1985 that is
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>>101655905
I honestly wonder if Esteban could live without the gem. From what we've seen, his body is perfectly capable of normal human processes but the gem throws a wrench in all that, such as the way is stunts his growth (or accelerates it if he feels shitty).
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>>101656179
>>101656197
>>101656290
This is practically incest, just so you know.
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>>101656400
Practically nothing. No blood relation = Not incest. End of story.
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>>101656179
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>>101656400
If you are going to be that way, then everyone on earth is at least your second cousin, fuck off
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>>101656400
That only makes it hotter
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>>101656468
This is another thing that bothers me: Esteban can never have sex. If he tries, he'll just fuse. That gem is an evil parasite twisting his body and denying him such basic things as growth and procreation.
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>>101656517
he just has to be really quick
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>>101656468
It's like ninth cousins or something
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>>101656533
>he just has to be really rough
Fixed that for you.
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>>101656517
He can have sex, passionless rough loveless sex.
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>>101656593
That's yet another problem. He can only have sex if his partner isn't feeling what he feels, which is basically to say, rape.
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>>101656649
It would technically work if he's doing it purely for physical pleasure too. He can fuck a hooker with little issue.
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>>101656641
Do you think he could hatefuck? Or is Stephano even capable of such a thing
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>>101656854
Amethyst would teach him how
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>>101656854
as I said, Stephen is only capable of loveless sex, such as hatefucks or pity sex with a ugly girl
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>>101656641
>Nezumi did Steven Universe r34
Interesting....
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>>101656854
For him to even consider that, he'd have to go through some serious shit.
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>>101656923
ahhh fuck you for making me see that shit
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>>101656923
Most of it's piss.
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>>101656916
>ugly girl
Connie?
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>>101637798

>Lapis
>mothering anything

Lapis is that pretty chick you carried a torch for in high school that turned out to be from an abusive household and is dead and broken inside. She's not doting on any babies not fathered by the wifebeater she eventually shacks up with because he reminds her of the dad that raped her at 12
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>>101657148
Dude, we're talking about Lapis, not Beverly.
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>>101656900
uncensored where?
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>>101637205
Did manage to find one more pic of 80's Lapis by looking around on line. Not great quality, look at those fucking feet, but pony-tail Lapis is a qt.
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>>101632554
I unironically want him to end up with Blue Diamond no matter how illogical and asspully it would be.
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>>101656641
>>101656059
>>101656179

>wanting to watch two fat ugly pigs fuck

Miss me with that gay shit.

>>101657074

Connie is pretty much the cutest of the humans though.
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>>101657356
>blue diamond
>not yellow diamond
whats wrong with you
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>>101657453
BD has a body that NEEDS to get dicked.
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>>101632554
>Literally a lottery winner
It's a shit character.
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>>101657611
He isn't though. The money came from a song he wrote.
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>>101632554
>kino
Go fuck off back to >>>/tv/, you absolute retard
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>>101638416
>>101638557
Something like this can still happen. Ronaldo shows some resentment toward Lars' space adventuring life, he always seems to know more than he should, and if memory serves he still has a piece of the hand warship. There's also that one filler episode where Esteban imagines what Garnet's day is like and it involves a Ronaldo pastiche stealing a gem to receive its power.
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>>101632888
>>101635723
>>101636434
>>101640691
>>101642014
>>101655491

>All this discussion over a literal fucking kids show
The manchild epidemic is fucking real
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>>101657685
You are a fucking idiot and I'm not even going to bother to explain you why
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>>101633128
If there's one thing that's consistent about this show, it's that they want to invest you in the lives of the people in Beach City and they fail every time due to poor writing. It's a great idea with terrible execution.
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>>101657722
Lol
>posts a funny meme picture
>thinks his opinion matters
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>>101657685
i mean that's what /co/ is
this is literally the board for manchildren
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>>101657685
t. 2009
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>>101657864
anon, I had never said this to someone but I can say, to you, from the bottom of my heart, please, kill yourself. No one is going to miss you. You know it, your parents know it.
Kill yourself, because only that way, that suffering that you try to relieve in vain saying stupid shit on here, is going to end.
Kill yourself tonight, and then, at least one person in the world is going to be happy thanks to you
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>>101658001
Lol. Look at you go, you sad retard. Holy shit
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>>101636825
stress eating
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>>101657429
Post haircut, yes. But even then, she pales to that milf goodness that is her mother
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back to /trash/
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>>101658001
Enjoy that karma, anon.
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>>101656400
if he fucked a diamond, then I'll believe ya.
but a damn overcooked runt quartz? then no, they are not even the same class of gem.
only if steven fucks a diamond is when he technically apply incest.
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>>101658001
what about you first?
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>>101657685
>literally shaming adult male freedom

I'm sorry, who is the manchild again?
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>>101657685
ah, so (you)'re here only for lapis porn. interesting
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>>101659220
shut the fuck up and post more, you dingus
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>>101632554
If Steven and Blue were to fuse, would that be Violet Diamond?
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>>101658829
>adult male freedom
LOL. That's just rich.
>I-I like to dress up as a woman and wear diapers and like to take it up the ass - D-don't shame my adult male freedom!
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>>101655660
Yeah I hadn't seen this comic but this is pretty much exactly what I'd pictured. Thank you anon.
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>>101659690
>I-I like to dress up as a woman and wear diapers and like to take it up the ass
We didn't need to hear about your sex life, weirdo.
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>reee diamonds got redeemed in one episode

Now he's stuck in the same place Pink was before the rebellion. The diamonds went from murderous antagonists to overbearing parent antagonists.

Now the series arc is gonna be Steven trying to stop the diamonds without resorting to violence like Pink did.
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>>101653806
You're bullshit anon KEK Tumblr is always there for you
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>>101655714
There's not resurrection for Rose if Steven is poofed and he comes back though, the gem is supposed to have the information for regeneration but if Steven is what is regenerated after poof we can say for sure Rose was "overwritten" and she's dead for all the purposes, really really dead. Gone forever.
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>>101657611
I think there's just 4 characters aren't generic in Steven Universe and Greg is one of them, all the other humans are generic trash
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>101657685
Beg a little more harder then maybe I'll spare some (You)'s for you




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