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NOW WATCH ME CREATE MY MECHANICAL ARMY
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>>101637417
WITH PRIDE
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>>101637417

Yeah, this just isn't really clicking the way you want it too. sorry.
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I love the shot of all the knights around the Round Table. Every other knight looks like a normal human being, and then you have Ruber, who's a totally exaggerated cartoon face.
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What kind of a name is "Ruber" anyway?
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>>101637417
i swear this will work as a kamen rider transformation pose.
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>>101637507
I like how the whole movie's conflict starts with him literally sperging out.
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>>101637507
Seriously, how did no one figure out that Ruber was a bad guy before that meeting? He practically screams evil. At least Mordred was subtle. Though, thinking on it, Mordred is a pretty suspicious name as well. Morgan wasn't a fan of being subtle either, it seems.

>My name is Sir Mordred!
>That's a pretty sinister name, you know.
>In my defense, my mother was a witch-
>Say no more, we know what witches are like.
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What movie is this?

Is this the one with the blind guy who wields a staff?
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>>101637627
Yeah, Quest for Camelot.
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>>101637660

I remember seeing it theaters but I have no recollection of the actual plot.

Was it good?
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>>101637675
>Was it good?

No. That's the joke.
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So did he mean he wanted you to watch him do something in which he takes pride in or does he want you to watch and be proud of him?
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>>101637745
I mean, I would guess the former, but knowing his ego, he'd probably be fine with both.
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>>101637560
kek
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>>101637560
Look at this fucking idiot

What dumbass thought it'd be a good idea to let this inbred lookin motherfucker into the Knights of the Roundtable?

What Bozo fucking reccomended him?
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>>101637884
The Queen made Arthur give her retarded cousin a job since he couldn't get one on his own.
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>>101637884
The chairs on the round table are all basically tied to the soul of the person who deserves to sit in that chair.

So they didn't have choice. Thus, why Mordred was there even though everyone knew it was a bad idea, and why even after Lancelot slept with Guinevere and ran to become a french clown, his chair was empty until he came back.

Sir Galahad's chair would instantly kill anyone who sat there if they weren't worthy.
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I’m just trying to imagine the decades of adventuring and do goofing of the knights, all the while with that twitchy spastic tagging along

Like they’re planning how to tout a group of bandits and he just bursts into the tent and screams

>I HAVE A PLAN, it involves YOU

And after they shot him down he nursed the grudge for thirty fucking years, waiting for the moment he could reincorporate that into his villain act
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>>101638020
So basically, Ruber's chair was the Siege Retardius.
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>>101638133
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YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN
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>>101638133
>siege retardius
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>>101637560
>>101637884
>>101637998
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>>101637560
MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
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>>101637417
Wait a minute, why does the fat guy holding Julianna look over his shoulder like that? What's he looking at?
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>>101637560
Boy has a fourth section to his fingers, the fuck
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>>101637417
What would his Noble Phantasm be?
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>>101639290
Oh Jesus Christ what the fuck
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>>101639310
It would either be Mechanical Army or Ogre's Butt.

Also of course he'd be either a Saber or a Berserker.
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>>101639290
Like >>101637884 said. Fucker's probably inbred as shit. Would also explain everything else wrong with him.
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>>101639531
>>101639510
His face has a real Mac Tonight thing going on.
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We get it OP, you saw NC's Quest for Camelot video.
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Okay, you fuckers have seen this movie recently and can help me remember some shit. Did his eyes fucking flicker? I remember his pupils disappearing frequently enough to have that burned in my memory as a kid.
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>>101639610
His eyes seem to do assorted crazy shit as a visual underscore to the fact that he's a fucking lunatic.
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>>101639646
Yeah, but to the point where animators thought it okay to flicker his pupils on and off at random? Seems odd.
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>>101637675
No, but was entertaining
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I took a girl to see this movie as a date in high school

It sucked

But that villain is a goldmine of reaction images
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>>101637884
>>101639558
the dragons were inbred too
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>>101637884
Considering he beat back every knight single-handedly except the king himself, my guess is that even though they knew he was evil they needed him to unite the kingdom because he was strong.
Once that was out of the way, it was basically a waiting game for him to show his true colors. Which seems to have been immediately after the first time they actually sit at the table.

Basically they used him for his retard strength and let him sperg out, then ran the country like normal.
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>>101638020
They still could banish him and just burn the chair.
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>>101637475
>WITH PRIDE

This line has been bothering me for months now. Are they supposed to be proud of him while they watch him make the mechanical army, or is Ruber himself proud to make his mechanical army?
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>>101637560
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>>101640647
>Arthur and his kingdom will be mine!!!
Why does he want Arthur as well?
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>>101640904
You know why.
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>>101637560
It's neither his psychotic expression, nor his gorilla like figure but those horns in the background that bestow such subtility on this picture.
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>>101640955
Oh snap, the background is in 3d
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I love the movie desu
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>>101637560
>anon_reveals_powerlevel.jpg
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>>101637560
When your weird uncle starts talking at thanksgiving dinner
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>>101637417
I fucking love that line delivery, don't hate. It was corny and hilarious.
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>>101637523
Maybe it was suppose to be Rupert.
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>>101639510
>>101639531
>>101639537
At last I truly see
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>>101637417
Animator "So how do you want me to have him do with his arms?"
Producer "You ever see a gorilla do slow tai chi excercises?"
Animator "no?"
Producer "Well figure it out!"
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Just gonna leave this here

youtube.com/watch?v=994FO5-hJyw
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>>101637417

Superior villain song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq8uKHfsH6U
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>>101641547
Now my ears bleed, thanks anon
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I think Quest for Camelot is a really fun and entertaining movie that does not deserve the hate. Ruber is also a really well designed villain with great line delivery and has cool facial ticks.
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>>101639261
He's looking at you. Maybe you're involved TOO.
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>>101637560
Holy shit I thought I could survive this
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>>101641921
If Excalibur is such a great sword why didn't the giant's mouth get hurt when using it as a toothpick.
If a magical sword isn't powerful enough to hurt the guns of a giant it ain't all that.
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>>101637417
Is it really mechanical if he's simply fusing weapons into creatures with magic?
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>>101641547
How did they fuck up their own sound quality that bad? The singing wouldn't be so much of a problem if they treated the instrumentals properly.
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The ogre's butt
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I bet if WB actually bothered to look more into Arthurian mythos, it would've been Mordred as the villain instead of not-Mordred.

Then again, you could WB didn't really give a fuck about the movie anyway, which sucks since Quest For Camelot did have potential, but the company went "fuck it, let's just ape Disney again".
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>>101639723
fuck you're old
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>>101643224
Funny that Ruber is much more likable than that trashy cunt from Apocrypha though.
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>>101641921
>that does not deserve the hate
it really does
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>>101640916
Ruber is the kind who doesn’t just eat ass, he sing-talks while he does it
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>>101637560
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>>101637560
Guy's a nail-biter too; check out his thumbs.
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>>101641009
Me too anon. It's bad, but hilarious. Grew up watching it on repeat because we only had a handful of movies.

>tfw you grow up only owning quest for camelot, jingle all the way, space jam, and a couple of disney movies
>years later, finally get a dvd player
>excited because parents finally seem interested in buying more movies
>dad comes home from work with first dvd purchase
>"get ready anon, it's a good one!"
>cue Episode II
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>>101643257
The fuck you just say about my sweet retarded boy?
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>>101643375
Take it from someone who knows, those nails aren't bitten. He lets them grow so long they just keep getting chipped and cracked.
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>>101643602
Okay, that sounds even worse.
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>>101637417
I know everybody's (rightly) focusing on Ruber, but can we take a moment to appreciate the random facial expressions of the thug on the right?

>>101637675
It's not as terrible as you would suspect, and that's about all that can be said in its favor.
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>>101643483
>Made Fran kill herself
>Sweet
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>>101639531
>>101639537
Someone put these into one picture for that perfect "hey guys what's going on in this thr-" feel.
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>>101641921
>great line delivery
When was the last time you actually watched this movie? Gary Oldman's a great actor but his voice is completely incongruous for this big shouty character.
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>>101637560
More like Knight of the Down Table amiright?
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>>101643645
Yes and...?
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>>101643682
Have you ever heard the awesome power Paint mate?
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>>101643682
I tried.
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>>101637884
He was a diversity hire
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>>101643765
Fran was too pure and innocent to die as opposed to that inbred cunt.
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>>101643810
Greato job anon
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>>101643810
Other way around, por favor.
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>tfw you hate forced memes but you really like Quest for Camelot

I will participate in this bullshit... for now.

[/spoiler]WITH PRIDE[/spoiler]
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>>101643319
>NOW WATCH ME PREFORM ANALINGUS ON THIS HOOKER
>WITH PRIDE
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>>101642327
Excalibur is only powerful when wielded by a knight?
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Watch OP samefag to force a meme no one wants of a movie no one remembers

WITH PRIDE
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Shame that I have Quest for Camelot soundtrack in my iTunes library. Feels trippy listening to it, especially Ruber's song.
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>>101643825
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>>101643828
>That spoiler failure

SHAME!
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>>101643828
You shouldnt feel PRIDE anymore after that.
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>>101643818
>liking a bunch of corpses stiched together
Pathetic, but not as much as the trapfags.
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>>101643645
Mordred didn't do shit. Her spineless Master ordered Fran to kill herself rather than using his command seals to have his waifu fly back to him.
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>>101643856
>>101643868

My PRIDE has left me. I am not the darkness, I am not the doom.
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>>101643850
Other songs are pretty good desu.
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>>101640647
Yes
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>>101640647
No see, he's dogwhistling that his army is homosexual and/or non-binary
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>>101637417
I ironically love that song due to how bad it is.
Look at that spaz fucking GO

And I love how he hums his own theme music.
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>>101641921
QfC is a "so bad it's good" movie it's not an actually good movie.
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>>101637417
What the hell is with the Gorilla chest thump?
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>>101644416
The songs are Actually Good imo.
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>>101644230
I mean, he does make the giant waving motion with his hand when he says "WITH PRIIIIIIIDE" which makes a rainbow.
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>>101644462
Someone needs to edit that in
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>>101644462
Are you sure it's not
IMAGINAAATION?
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>>101643851
Many thanks. If I could get a version without the text too, that'd be perfect.
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>>101643483
fate/ was a mistake
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>>101641547
thanks, I hate it but not really
also that nigga looks just like capital b
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>>101637560
I wonder who the main antagonist is going to be.
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>>101637560
This screenshot is way funnier than it has any right to be.
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>you are now aware this is Gary Oldman
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>>101645017
Aw fuck
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The ogre's butt
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I HAVE A PLAN
IT INCLUDES (YOU)s
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LIKE EVERY TREE
I STAND ALONE
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>>101644797
My dick says otherwise
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>>101637417
I HAVE A PLAN

IT INCLUDES YOU
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>>101645445
Don't trees usually grow around other trees though?
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"You're mad!"
"Oh I'm so glad you noticed' [eye twitch]
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>>101645553
Wow, subtle reference to the villain's self-delusion through his own misapplied metaphor. This movie is deeper than I thought.
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>>101641524
>someone in the crowd screams OWLPENIS
Huh?
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>>101641921
IIRC the movie suffered from a lot of executive meddling.
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>>101645570
>>101639537
This part was well animated
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>>101637560
Why does this image crack me up so much, why?
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>>101645583
That's not from the villain's song...
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>>101637560
>anon mentions /pol/.jpg
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When will Quest for Camelot get the critical reevaluation it deserves?
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>>101645749

It's weird, the songs alternate between great and mind-numbingly terrible, it overdoses hard on the comedy sidekicks (why was bladebeak even in the film) and they're not funny in the slightest.

It introduces the themes of being a girl knight and a blind knight and the disadvantages they had but never really does anything with them aside from them getting their wishes at the end.
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>>101645692
Clearly someone's merger with an owl didn't turn out as expected.
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>>101645833
Because is so retarded that it feels like its a parody of itself, like when a villain says that his name is William E. Vil
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>>101645885
it looks like he stuck his dick into a lightsocket
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>>101645972
And the electric rush made him cum harder.
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>>101643851
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>>101645885
I just realized that this film did 2D-antagonist-with-3D-cel-shaded-arm-weapon four years before Treasure Planet.
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>>101637560
>be a ginger marrying an Italian
>we both have cartoon villain faces
>our kids will probably look like this
Heh.
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>>101646014
>he wont have a mustache to curl
sad
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>>101645893
I assume the conflict for Kaylee or whatever had more to do with her mom not wanting to lose more family to the knighthood, because yeah I don't ever remember her gender being an issue. Of course that doesn't go anywhere because they spend most of the movie apart.
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>>101646014
Create your miscegenational army

WITH PRIDE
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>>101637560
Wait is that background CGI?
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>>101646058
The whole movie was full of cgi shit
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>>101646028
And now that I think about it, her dad actually told her she could become a knight, so I guess gender wasn't an issue in the setting. God it's been forever since I've seen this but I don't ever remember someone telling her she couldn't become a knight because she was a girl.
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>>101646104
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>>101643828
ctrl+s
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>>101646162
Shhhh, dont tell newfags how to do it.
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>>101646083
I’m pretty sure they don’t

>would get an avalanche of pussy being a knight

>doesn’t even know what damsels are
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>>101646205
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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>>101646083
Incorrect. He just says that he'll take her to Camelot when she's older. After he leaves, she does mention offhandedly at the end of the scene that one day she'll be a knight. After the timeskip, we have this conversation:
>KAYLEY: But Mother, Excalibur's been stolen. I must go after it!
>JULIANA: That is a job for the knights, not a young girl.
>KAYLEY: But I want to be a knight! Slaying dragons, recusing damsels in distress... what is a damsel in distress, anyway?
>JULIANA: Now, Kayley, settle down and try on your new dress.
It's unclear if this is meant to be just humoring her or whether it is already established in the setting that women can be knights as well.
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>>101637560

>See picture, laugh
>take a walk, laugh whenever i remember it
>laugh at it as I shower because of the fucking heatwave
>see it again and have a laughing fit
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>>101637500
Looks like it did.
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>Ruberposting
fucking finally
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>>101646563
And you will do it with PRIDE
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>>101646563
After all these years, being a Ruber-boi has finally paid off!
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If I watch you create that army, will I die?
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"I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade."

>You're mad!

"I'm so glad you noticed - I've been working at it for years!"

Ruber had the best bants
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>>101641524
Based Ruber working that ding dong ninny simp Arthur into a shoot because he couldn't draw a dime with a pencil!
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>>101645017
>you are now aware the chicken is Urkel
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>>101637560
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>>101637560
It's like the other knights just realized he was there.
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>>101646869
Camelot is just a babyface stable full of marks, Mechanical Army is where it's at. Ruber turning heel really sold it.
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>>101643693
Holy shit it was Gary Oldman?
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>>101637417
Atleast we know how /co/'s inbred look lik.
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>>101646397
>he'll take her to Camelot when she's older.
He was probably going to marry her off to a friends kid at 14
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>>101637560
>Jameson Fawkes' British ancestor
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>>101637560
>be me, oldest son of modest noble house
>At age 7 my family sends me away to local lord to begin training as a page. I am tutored in manners, reading, and writing. I must do chores for my master in exchange for lessons in wrestling, swordsmanship, and hunting
>At age 14, I am a fully fledged squire going into battles with my master. We have started serious lessons in riding, swimming, and the use of different weapons such as maces, lances, battle axes, etc. I must also learn how to dance, as social graces are very important
>At age 21, my 14 year of loyalty and hard work have been recognized and I have received my knighthood. I spent a ludicrous amount of gold on a destrier, and armor emblazoned with the family crest. I have memorized the chivalric code, and extensively studied warfare strategy such as troop formation and siege tactics. I raise my sword for God, King, and country, and am in good standing with the local lords and ladies
>such is my honor that I have been deemed worthy of guarding the round table and stand by King Arthur himself
>get there
>see this fuck
>leave
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>>101641448
Mother of god
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>>101646952
To add context, that guys family was so inbred that he is actually more fucked up than if his parents had just been siblings.
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>>101646763
I'M SO GLAD YOU NOTICED
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>>101643483
I can never get into Fate. All a bunch of retarded talking about nothing. I do fap to the porn of it though. Though I also feel bad for not knowing the backgrounds of the characters. That makes the prons better.
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>>101643483
>Boy
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>>101637560
I HAVE A PLAN
JUST TO FUCK YOU
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ALL THAT IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
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BOUGHT FROM SOME WITCHES
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>>101643635
>I know everybody's (rightly) focusing on Ruber, but can we take a moment to appreciate the random facial expressions of the thug on the right?
Even he gets weirded out at the end.
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>YEARS FROM NOW NO ONE WILL BOTHER
>TO RECALL YOUR GOOD KING ARTHUR
>BECAUSE ALL OF THIS
>WILL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
THIS
WILL ALL
BE MIIIIIIIIIINE
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>>101647940
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>>101647940
I
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>>101648166
HAVE
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>>101644436
Some of them. Ruber's song and the one the dragons do are barely songs, but the one the blind guy has (I Stand Alone) is pretty good.
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I HAVE A PLANE
IT INCLUDES UUUU
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>>101637884
He was big and really good at killing people, . Other knights can fill the nobility quota.
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>>101648294
god fucking damnit
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>>101648294
You son of a bitch.
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>>101637560
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>>101637560
Robbie Rotten's inbred ginger cousin
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>>101647070
Just goes to show that Truth is often stranger than fiction.
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>>101643483
>>101647191
Well, the only good ones are Zero and Strange Fake, because they actually have a story worth a damn that plays with the concept of the grail war, the rest is purely build on waifu faggotry.
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>>101637560
INBRED WITH PRIDE
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>>101646630
DIDNEY WORL
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>>101649288
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
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>>101649406
>>101647407
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I'd just like to say a few words:

I, ME, MINE!
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>>101637560
I'm laughing like a retard, like>>101646421 I'll probably autistically snickers everytime I remember it
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NOW THIS CHICKEN

CAN KILL
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>>101637560
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>>101637593
Oh god, I can see it
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>>101647479
>bought potion from witches
>bottle is labelled Acme
?
what did they mean by this
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>>101640904
>>101640647
>With Pride
>Wants Arthur

Gay Icon
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Ruber VS Rothbart when?
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The choreographed dance always gets me.
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>>101649427
I TOLDJA ONCE
I TOLDJA TWICE
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>>101637560
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>>101649639
>inbred meme lord Vs Jack Palance

No contest, Rothbart would stomp his ass.
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>>101637560
How many interventions do you think the knights had with him over just his entire appearance?

>Ruber cut your fucking nails
>Ruber pluck your fucking eyebrows
>Ruber either make it a comb over or go all bald. Stop just growing the back of your hair. You're not cutting it that way are you?

But I can totally understand why he was part of the knights. His fucking twice the size of the other two
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>>101649721
>Absolute Madman with the strength of a demigod and ruinous powers on his side vs. yet and another evil court magician who has to rely on Keikaku because he can’t get what he wants himself but this time with a good singing voice.
Yeah no Rothbart’s fucked.
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>>101645352
YOU, ANON
WILL TAKE ME TO...
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>dat eyebrow
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>>101649781
They were doing it low key with subtle jests at any opportunity.
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Quest for Camelot Prequel

>Ruber: Why is it illegal to marry your cousin. My parents were cousins and I turned out fine!
>Arthur: Well Ruber, when you're king you can make the rules

And that's his entire motivation
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Don't forget the slide whistle as they fall.
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>>101649914
More like
>>Ruber: Why is it EEElegal to marry your cousin. My parrrrrents were cousins and I turned out just fine! I diiiiiiiid! *eyes spasm and look in 3 different directions*
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>>101649818
>retard manchild whose endgame was just melting Excalibur onto his arm versus the arcane master of the Forbidden Arts
>guy with a magic sword for a right arm versus a guy who turns into a giant bat at the start of every fight

What Keikaku shit are you talking about, he just turned some chick into a were-swan until she agreed to marry him so he could legally take the throne. Unlike Ruber he wasn't dumb enough to waste his powers seizing the throne by force and spending the rest of his life fighting to hold onto it when he could just fuck his way to the top.
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Did they ever reveal where he found a fucking Griffin?
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>>101650160
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>>101650021
>Implying fucking you way to the top would mean you wouldn’t have to fight to protect it
Seizing in a show of force singlehandedly would actually result in less people contesting him, as he would go from evil nobleman to get killed by protagonists/murder hobos, to badass evil wizard who could fight an army. It’s not a sign of intelligence, it’s a sign of weakness.
>guy built like a Bull who can crush metal weapons with his bare hands, and now has a giant magic sword for a right arm versus a guy who thinks Bartoc to be the very idea of pinacle of fear and power.
Seems pretty obvious to me.
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>>101637560
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>>101647479
More importantly, why did the potion turn water into braps, that in turn created cyborgs out of Ruber's man and a metal cock just for the hell of it? Were ACME witches braphogs with extreme ass powers?
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>>101637604
Don't forget Ga-WRATH and Agra-VAIN
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>>101637627
I KNOW THE SOUND OF EACH ROCK AND STONE
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>>101646563
I do so hope it catches on. This guy is a serious meme goldmine and there's a lot more to dig out of him than one or two scenes. Could be incredible.
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>>101649914
>cousins

Nah, that wouldn't be enough to fuck him up THIS bad.

It's more like, his grand parents were cousins, then their kids married each other.
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>>101637417
OH WHAT I COULD BE
IF THERE WERE ONLY ME
OH WHAT I'D DO
IF
I
DIDN'T
HAVE
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>>101646952

He's like an escaped SCP
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>>101650021

Ruber punched a dragon.

Your argument is invalid
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BEHOLD
A BLAAADE CHICKEN
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>>101637560
Fren?
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>>101651225
Ah bloo bloo
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>>101637560
Fuck me, this image. Just left to right
>the comically angry knight is angry
>there's a wood-polishing tool stuck in the CGI wall
>the CGI Round Table
>Rueber's four fingerjoints
>Rueber's fingernails
>Rueber's facial expression
>Rueber's teeth seem to be interconnected into one giant sabertooth
>Rueber's monobrow
>the absolute unit that is Rueber in general
>the CGI horns out of fucking nowhere
>the knight on the right is having a fucking coronary from this autism
This is 24-karat gold, seriously.
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/co/ dubs Ruber's song when?
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>>101651298
/co/ dubs the whole movie more like. Which grabs /tv/'s attention and Rueben finally becomes the next Bane. So, depending on your intentions, it's either next week or never.
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>>101637500
Is it exhausting acting like a twat all the time?
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Fuck you /co/, Ruber is a bad ass. He single handedly defeated Arthur and all his knights. When a dragon came at him he threw away his sword and fucking PUNCHED IT IN THE FUCKING FACE AND KILLED IT.

He is the most metal Disney villain ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3UG9lKMf7Q
>How do we show how unhinged this guy is?
>Just make his face flail around nonstop. He must not hold an expression for more than two seconds.
I get the intent, but what the fuck were they thinking? It feels like they just animated his face separately from his body and then stuck it on later. Also if anyone could whip up a gif of his flailing right before he delivers the "WITH PRIDE" line, that'd just be superb.
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>>101651432
Ruber, you can stop posting anytime, you goddamn freak.
t. King Artur
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>>101651397
>1661-1700
How the fuck did he even live that long
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>>101637560
This is the third time over a long day that I've come to this thread and laughed my guts out. Now I've got hiccups.
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>>101651473
It was extremely painful.
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>>101637560
I've never even heard of this movie, but this is the funniest looking shit.
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>>101637560
Why am I laughing so fucking hard christ
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>>101651397
>Philip got cucked by Ferdinand
>Got to fuck his wife's daughter
so... who was the real winner here?
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NOW WATCH ME CREATE A RUBER SHITPOST


WITH PRIDE
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>>101651443
Shit, disregard my spoiler request. Didn't even realize it was in the OP
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>>101637417
>Someone saved my webm
I'm glad you're getting some use out of it
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>>101651595
Good start. Can you do one, WITH PRIDE
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>>101637560
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>When your mother is also your cousin and your cousin once removed.
Fun fact: Margaret Theresa, the little girl in the famous "Meninas" painting, is our boy Charlie's elder sister. She unfortunately ended up with the family looks too, though not quite as badly as her brother.
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>>101651734
>>101651397
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>>101651740
>shadman
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>>101651734
>be a spanish loli princess
>be ugly as fuck
>your little brother is a literal undying abhorrent abomination against maker
Pretty harsh
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>You deserve someone who will LOVE you
>Someone who'll HOLD you in their arms
>Someone who'll run his fingers through your hair
>Look DEEPLY in your eyes and make you feel like a real WOMAN
>...
>yfw this shows up instead.
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>>101651908
>that super-strong half-moon chin
Ruber just can't catch a break, can he.
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>>101637560
You have to admire the sheer balls on this guy, standing up in front of Arther and the whole assembled goddamn knights of the round table and saying "This king sucks, I'm gonna kill him and be king now" and he just starts wailing on all of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y01leJ9oSkY

Alpha as fuck
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>>101648294
>Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>IT INCLUDES YOU
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>>101649869
Jesus Christ this is Balto levels of ridiculous over the top villainy. Look at them eyebrows roll across his face. It'd almost be elegant if it wasn't so hilarious.
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>>101651996
Fuck me! He deserves the big bear song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMIkpFwGG9Q
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>>101652044
>You Dr. Pavel lead me to
>GOTHAM
>Where I'll raise the fire that's mine
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Someone please make the virgin Arthur and the chad Ruber
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>>101650021
>master of the forbidden arts

Didn’t you get the memo, the forbidden arts is a singular dickweed sphere fucking around with a bunch of squirrel niggas
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>>101652066
The entrance with the horned helmet is unironically cool.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ao2-rHC_U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLtD6N9WO0

Unironically good songs.
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>>101652066
Is this-?!
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>>101651996
Jesus, Ruber didn't hesitate for a god damn second. He didn't even wait to hear what he was actually getting for his work. He just demands more and then charges at Arthur over the god damn table before he can even respond.
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>>101652141
>Two-headed dragon
>Two-Face

IT ALL FITS
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Time to post whats her name
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>>101652066
>top right
It's treason then
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>>101651996
Everyone is kinda twitchy in this movie huh
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>>101651908
Honestly, I see could Ruber either being a pure Virgin who barely knows what sex is, or a Skull-fucking Slaaneshi Sicko. Nothing in between.
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>>101652415
>>101652400
>>101652387
>>101652373
>>101652360
>>101652346
>>101652329
Nobody cares about this Bland bitch, post more Ruber instead
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>>101637560
Look at this fucking retard
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>>101652426
This is all I have skiping the little rape porn I have of her

Thats how bland she is
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>>101652426
Yes and remember to post those Rubers WITH PRIDE
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>>101652450
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>>101646952
It's amazing an overdue abortion like Charles II managed to shamble to nearly 40 years of life.
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>>101652293
autism, it's one hell of a drug
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>>101652490
Oh no
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>>101652490
>harder bros
>ruber got his nose chopped off
Wew.
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>>101650290
>>101650160
>fappingwithnolotion.jpg
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>>101652366
Didn't he want to marry Juliana?
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>>101652887
Potentially, but I don’t recall that ever being a plot point, just her being the ticket into the city
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>>101652887
Do you think he would have enjoyed making Juliana watch as he had his way with her daughter
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>>101637417
Forced animation.
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>>101652953
NOW WATCH ME ANALLY RAVAGE YOUR DAUGHTER
WITH PRIDE
AND MY SPIKED DICK
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>>101652997
he's part cat?
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>>101653051
After fusing with Excalibur he would just continue throwing weird shit and himself into the potion vat. First the metal cock, then a cat, then a duck. It's like Fly: The Animated Movie.
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>>101652913
Right, it's been a long time since I watched it.
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>>101637560
1 billion hours in paint.
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>>101652089
Steele was fucking awesome though.
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Quick!

Someone make a Chad vs Virgin meme with Rothbart and Ruber!
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>>101637560
This is like in anime when the main character sticks out like a sore thumb except a million times more ludicrous.
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>>101653865
>Ruber sits in the last row next to the window
>anime sluts start ogling his goods
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Sad really. This movie had SOOOOO much potential. Could've been a good version of the Black Cauldron and maybe even better than Mulan with it's setting. Unfortunately, WB went "fuck it" and poorly emulate Disney
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Morgan LeFay should've been the villain with Ruber (Mordred) as her wacky henchman. Too bad WB didn't bother to look up anything else about Arthurian mythos.
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>>101652426
Ruber is a Warner Brothers King (sorta like a Disney princess).
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>>101653948
I'd settle for a Sword in the Stone sequel which is already done, it's the Camelot musical

Too bad Disney won't share profits so getting it animated is off the table
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>>101653912
>Ruber as the MC in a harem anime

would watch
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>>101637417
I never knew why the bad guy in Quest For Camelot was so over the top.

Then I saw Clancey Brown in Highlander and I get it.
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>>101653345
I need ruber in either a much too large or much too small parka on a sled being pulled by the dog team from balto
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>>101654079
So, I'm not the only one who drew parallels between Ruber and Kurgan. Good to know. Both are absolute madman-tier.
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>>101654127
Oh totally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfSJVA0LuQ8
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>/co/ finally creates its own Baneposting
It's about time.

Who would win, Ruber or Bane?
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>>101654276
Is it even a question? One needs a mask just to breathe. The other has a sword arm. They are both about the same size - big guys and all - but /ourguy/ Ruber has a clear advantage.
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>>101637560
I keep coming back and it never stops being hilarious.
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>>101637417
Is this interpretive dance?
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>>101637560
>four finger joints

kek holy fucking shit.

Also in the animation, the thug just randomly looking wildly around and grimacing. It's like every character is on Adderall but also has severe brain and nerve damage and can't stop twitching and jerking.
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>>101640647
It was just an afterthought of his in order to rhyme since he was "singing"
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>>101646020
>tfw part italian and my mustache has a natural curl to it
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>>101653332

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3WyqRh-pzU
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>>101654425
I like the idea that he expects them to be proud of him. "Well done, m'boy! Did you make that all by yourself?" and then they hang his mechanical army on the refrigerator with some alphabet magnets.
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>>101653332
>Shadman
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>>101654042
>the harem is made up of his inbred sisters and cousins
>throw his mom in there too
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>>101654276
I thought Raping the Joker was our baneposting
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>>101649869
That hand looks like a fucking foot.
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>>101654527
No raping the Joker is our Dan Schneider posting but more cosmic.
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>>101637560
Watch anon get all the (you)s

WITH PRIDE
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>>101637560
la creatura...
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>>101637560
finally an accurate representation of anglo saxons
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>>101653332
Throne
L O C A T E D
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We are in the birth of new dawn /co/. Don't let it die. Keep it alive the next few days to keep that momentum.
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>>101654527
Not strong enough. It's basically just a rehash of old trope threads with some rape thrown into the mix. Now this is prime meme material, a strong central character, a variety of scenes, additional character to add spice to the meme, great visual and aural comedy in the source material, absolutely amazing facial expressions for reaction images. This hits all the major do-s for a wide-spread meme. It's only been one thread, but this is already more fun and varied than SNEED shit ever was.
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>>101652089
I think Steele was having a seizure every time he spoke.
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>>101654641
Based meme analyst poster explains it all.
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>>101654523
Let's go back to good old shad days!
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>>101654560
>James "Get on my Organ"Gordon.
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>that screenshot of Ruber is going to push this thread to 500

double kek
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>Ruber vs. Rothbart
>1 beautifully shitty over the top villain vs. another

This is actually a pretty good matchup and is the sole reason I am interested in this thread

"The... RUBERIAN age" made me laugh at its stupidity as a kid, I loved it. The robo soldiers were great too. What a weird stupud great movie.
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>>101651443
As another anon pointed out, Kayley's gender was never brought up, and neither was Garret's blindness - not substantially. This movie should have really pressed the idea of reclaiming a traditional heroic narrative for outcasts, deformed, the disabled: the people never included in stories of brave knights.

Take the scene where Ruber catches the mace Kayley's wielding. This is perfect. A woman's greatest hindrance to knighthood is her lack of physical strength - and here we have a guy who takes down half the knights of Arthur's court, punches out a dragon, and catches a mace with his hands. Ruber's terrifyingly strong. Kayley's story should have been about outsmarting him and demonstrating there's more to knighthood than brute force.

Hmmm... now that I think about it, doesn't she and Garrett - a blind man - trick him into thrusting the sword back into the stone? Maybe this is kino after all.
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>>101637560

Holy shit this is great,

I don't think I've seen this goofy film since it came out. I really should check out a few clips to relive its awfulness.
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This is a great thread
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>>101653332
1000%
PRIDE
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>>101654770

Remake when?
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>>101649781
>"Dude I'm so bored let's go get haircuts."
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>>101654641
I hope so. I know a lot of people only know the song because of Nostalgia Critic, but the film's been hilarious for years. It's kind of peak 90's animated film. A vague attempt to ripoff the Disney Renaissance by stuffing it into an ape of the Disney formula (bastardization of old stories as animated musical, songs that fit the Disney villain song - pop ballad - wacky sidekick doing out of place pop culture references format, stupid sidekicks voiced by trendy "comedy" actors, gurl power heroine, bad guy looks like Snidely Whiplash, etc.) and everything about Ruber and his animation is just so bizarre it's kind of fascinating in a horrible way.
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>this used to be the go to movie for me and my best bud
>it's part of what inspired me to be a fantasy writer
>years later hes a successful IT guy and I'm an alcoholic hack with only one published novel
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>>101649914
For some reason I imagined Arthur as Michael Bluth
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>>101654887
Are you the anon I discussed how Michael Chu is a fucking hack with on /owg/ almost a year ago?
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>>101654887
What's your novel? I'm curious.
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>>101654869

Seconded. It's so goddamn tryhard and desperate to sell itself that it actually comes full circle and achieves a weird lasting kind of cheesy quality. Unlike every Bluth movie or Disney knockoff I remember every part of this movie, because it's utterly absurd. The team making this movie genuinely earned their shitty salaries.

>tfw the griffin gets BTFO at the end

God bless you, shitty two headed dragon thing, your arc was actually completed. Well played.
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>>101653928
>good version of Black Cauldron
>implying it wasn't already good
So much of my childhood was movies about medieval or pseudo-medieval settings. I will defend Black Cauldron, Quest for Camelot, and Princess and the Goblin 5eva.
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>>101654946
>>101654969

Thanks for your interest. I'm not Chu-anon, wasn't present for that exhange.
This is my book. Spoilered for off topic and being a merchandise link.

https://www.amazon.com/Spirits-Charles-Mithras-Cycle-Book-ebook/dp/B07D1F8VVV/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1531455040&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=spirits+of+the+charles&dpPl=1&dpID=51O2sDQgR8L&ref=plSrch

With pride, motherfuckers.
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>>101637500
Lmao get fucked
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>>101655032
If it helps that sounds like a pretty badass movie idea. Any advice on how to start writing a book? I keep wanting to start but I lose interest like every time. And cheer up Anon. I hope lord Ruber blesses you with infinite pride.
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>the virgin King Arthur
>the chad Ruber
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>>101655095
Ruber is inbred
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>>101637560
FRUGHFBLURGHRUGHURRDURR
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>The Rothbert Rebellion
>The Ruber Revolution
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>>101655113
That's a chad quality though. His parents were relatives and so above everyone else they could only mate with each other. AlphaxAlpha.
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>>101637560
I just want this version to be in Fate GO.
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>>101655141
Fucking God-tier
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>>101655153
>European royalty in the Middle Ages: the post
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>>101654845
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>>101655141
The fucking [autistic screeching] vapor warped ruber is killing me
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>>101654612
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>>101655141

that kings story always baffles me
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>>101637560
This totally needs to be a template
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYcMZo4GmLo

Alright so Ruber just appears from behind a dark corridor instead of entering through the main gate like all the other knights.It's almost as if he already was in the castle when the others showed up.
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>Even this pixie dust will be mine!
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>>101655464
You just know he just snorted the fuck out of that immediately after. YOU JUST KNOW.
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>>101651397

HOW DID THESE PEOPLE LEAD THE MOST ENLIGHTENED CONTINENT FOR A MILLENNIA!?
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>>101637417
I love the absurd movements
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>>101655087

Thanks fellow writer. It is a difficult task to get a full book going. I recommend checking out "The Fantasy Fiction formula" by some chick who co wrote Bunnicla. It is weirdly and impressively insightful and I learned spinning plate plot theory from it and how to market my erotica as well so I recommend it before you start a big project. Having a set plan to stick to is so helpful when you can't seem to move the story along.

Also, write every day. Not exaggerating. And read as much as you can to widen your voice. Eliminate adverbs ALL OVER when editing.

That said, back to le based whacky Ruber. I'm glad the newfags learned to push memes that are mildly funny for once, and not absurdist shitposting. It gives me hope for the future.
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>>101655499
They didn't. The continent was a web of courts ruled by a bunch of cardinals, both religious and secular. Monarchs were always there to greet people, look nice and inbreed.
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>>101637560

Mister President, no!
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>>101646084
>WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN TABLE
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>>101652066
>That bottom right
Oh god I'm dying of laughter, this is the perfection of LOSS
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PRIDE HAS RAISED TO ALL
WE ARE THRONE
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>>101655702
Oh my god anon.
It’s beautiful!
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>>101655702
CLAIM THOSE (YOU)’S
WITH PRIDE
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>>101655249
Working on it. It's gonna be garbage but i'm working on it.
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>>101647070
>To add context, that guys family was so inbred that he is actually more fucked up than if his parents had just been siblings.
actually siblings having kids together doesn't raise the chances of genetic mishaps as much as you'd think it would
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>>101655431
I'm a terrible artist, but go nuts
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Of course here's the actual song since I didn't see it posted yet. I think /co should invade a /tv Bane thread with Ruberposting saying "This thread will be MINE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqWJ4zfhOI&t=30s
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>>101655855
Bless you, anon
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>>101655283

Someone remake this with Ruber and his sword arm instead of the foam hand
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>>101655875
Is this even a song?
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>>101655875
this never gets any less funny when I see it
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who wins
Bane VS Ruber
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>>101637560

hey its common knowledge that Austrian nobles were knee deep in incest
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>>101655249
>>101655795
Ah fuck you did way better than I did
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>>101646952

wait that kid in fe is a product of incest?
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>>101655939
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>>101646952

damn, that dude was literally a human pug
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>>101637560
Oh lord, it's Steve Buscemi.
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>>101646952
What an amazing person.
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>>101655958
if you pair corrin with shigure, it's aunt-nephew incest
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real talk, what item would you jump into the potion to be fused with?
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>>101656164
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>>101655931
Big guy with a master plan for you
vs
Big guy for you with a master plan
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>>101656164
A swiss-army knife.
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>>101656164
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>>101656258
The Edible Man?
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>ARTHUR GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>101656164
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>he doesn't recognize based Ruber as best villain of all animation
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>>101654887
>>101655032
>>101655534
hey at least you've published something
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>>101637560
Jesus I did not remember it being that bad.
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>>101637560
I refuse to not be in the screencap.
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>>101637560
>I HAVE A SCREENCAP
>IT INCLUDES YOU
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This true magic we're witnessing here folks. the birth of a meme.
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>>101637560
I fear the wrath he would unleash on this world
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>>101655963
Heh
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>>101637560
Fuck. I have to rewatch this now
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>>101637560
Fools. You wouldn't know true kino if it hit you in the face. Ruber is in the light, clearly showing he views himself as the hero of his own story, blessed by God himself. This angelic juxtaposition contrasts with the with devilishly horrid look on his face, revealing a truly damaged and insane individual. Further portraying Ruber's delusions of grandeur, are the 2 knights next to him in the dark, shown in a cold uncaring light, utterly ignorant to Ruber's own genius logic of "I want more land just because." Truly kino of the highest magnitude.
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>>101656525
We are the meme makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.
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>>101637604
>Mordred is a pretty suspicious name as well
That's because you think it's a French name like Lancelot and Guinevere but Mordred is actually of English origin.
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>>101656698
Byoutiful!
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>>101637560
Put me in the sceencap, too!
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>>101656728
It's Welsh you nonce.
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>>101637604
>Mordred is a pretty suspicious name as well.

the only way it would be more suspicious is he was named Mostdred
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>>101656650
Put this in the cap
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>>101637884
>What dumbass thought it'd be a good idea to let this inbred lookin motherfucker into the Knights of the Roundtable?
Still did less damage than Lancelot.
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>>101656280
Look at the other dudes
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>>101656790
>"Jesus Christ he's doing it again..."
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>>101655535
Also, spend money, occasionally on leading the continent into enlightenment.
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>>101637560
Why are the villains always these throne usurpers? We're still using the same cliches they used to entertain paranoid monarchs in the middle ages
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>>101637560
Reminder if this guy was black you'd all be racist for laughing
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>>101651996
>Hits a man's shield so hard that the man dies instantly.

What an absolute beast of an autist.
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>>101656958
What else could the villain be? A heretic?
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>>101655875
They're so enthusiastic to turn into weirdo weapon men. I have to commend Ruber on testing this shit out on an animal first.
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>>101656983
By the emperor, just imagine Ruber being on the front lines of 40K
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>>101657055
>NOW WATCH ME CREATE
>MY HERETICAL WARP RIFT
>WITH PRIDE
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>>101656983
I dunno man. But I don't give a rat's ass about kings. If anything, a corrupt king would make a more interesting villain than this.

>>101637560
But this motherfucker right here, he looks like he's not just planning to steal the throne. This is so over the top... if I hadn't already seen the villain song, I'd think he was planning on eating the king as well

> ONCE I KILL THE KING, I WILL GAIN HIS THRONE
> AND ONCE I EAAAT THE KING, I WILL GAIN HIS POWER!
> WITH PRIIIIDEEE
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>>101657055
>>101657080
Now I know what my life is missing: a 40k musical.
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>>101655875
>it says acme on the potion
Kek. Never noticed that before.
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>>101655499
>getting the double L and double N correct
>using the plural form of the word
Oof
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>>101657442
Perfection.
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>literal trollface
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>>101654527
That shit is a forced meme that originates from a shitty reaction image thread and is repeated ad nausium by retards that think it's funny. It's not even a creative meme, I've seen almost no variation between its usage.
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Good lord
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>>101655025
I applaud your determination even as I condemn your shit taste.
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>>101655025
I did like the first two but what's Princess and the Goblin?
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>>101657564
t. Arthur
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>>101654459
>Upstage, lads! This is my ONLY number.
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>>101655875
>those lyrics
>that barely being a song
>those wacky sound effects
>ACME
>synchronized dancing by robo war monsters for no reason
Man, what a clusterfuck.
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>>101657698
>reading this in Curry's voice
Well time to watch some Muppets then.
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I just want to say that after all these years of 'worst villain song' threads, that we finally came together to give ruber the spotlight he deserves
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>>101655484
Burning embers? Yikes.
On the flip side,
>>101655464
look at his lip curl. LOOK AT IT.
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>>101657564
It successfully did its duty of killing off “why doesn’t Batman just kill the Joker” threads. Show it some goddamn respect.
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>>101657819
At least that shit was contained, I see rape the Joker memes in all kinds of threads nowadays and it's almost always the same unfunny joke without much of a spin on it.
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>>101656164
What if you jump in at the same time as a cyborg? Do you become a double cyborg?
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>>101657907
>double cyborg
The hell is that.
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>>101657935
Two human bodies and one robot body.
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>This movie is literally about to play on TV in ten minutes where I live.

What kind of wizardry is this?
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>>101657935
It's like a double mermaid but with cyborgs.
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>>101657942
Sounds fucked up, let's do it.
>>101657948
Kek has spoken, you must watch it and imagine making out with the handsome blind guy
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>>101657948
Sounds like you were involved with a plan.
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>>101651397
>2 of them banged their nieces
Holy cow
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>>101657442
final one
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>>101637560
>look at the knight beside me
>then next to him
>and next to him
>all around the table
>one by one their hearts give out
>one by one they fall
>this kingdom will be mine
>with pride
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I guess this really is the Ruberian Age.
Year One.
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>>101657803
It's like a wave, it reaches the end and starts going back
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>>101649869
>>101655464
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>>101657412
>>101657442
BANG BANG BANG

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER WITH PRIDE
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>>101651996
The movie handles him poorly, because hey, it's not a good movie. But the character concept is a pretty great one, something wonderful about a villain who just doesn't take shit from *anybody*. And if that wasn't enough, he used to be a good guy. You have to wonder what all the years before were like when Ruber was among Arthur's band, if in this scene he turns against them instantly. What were their interactions like for literal years with this guy?
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>>101643810
>>101643851
What's great is that both work for different reactions.
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>>101640916
The fact that Ruber is voiced by Gary Oldman makes this all the more appropiate.
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>This thread.
Ruber has ascended to the firmament of /co/ memes.
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>>101651996
Did that motherfucker just defeat ALL of the knights of the round table within seconds and seemingly easily, and only because Excalibur did he not kill Arthur?
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>>101652066
lol he looks like Horny in the first pic
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>>101658806
Of course, Ruger is one of the strongest characters in all of fiction. It'd take someone along the lines of Madara Uchiwawa to even stand a CHANCE against him.
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>>101658806
The best part is he's not even using any magic armor or weapons or shit. He just whips out a small, shitty mace and goes to town.
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>>101658806
This is what happens when you let an evil overlord join your club of pansy knights.
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>>101657948
Welcome to the Ruberian Age
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>>101658847
Year 1
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>>101658833
The best part is that Ruber HAS a sword and shield, like everyone else, all in arms reach, which is probably much, much better in every way; and he still chooses to use the shitty mace that he'd presumably been keeping on his belt for this exact purpose.
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>>101658990
Maces are much more satisfying to crush people with.
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>>101637560
>NOOOOWWW HERE IS A RIDDLE TO GUESS IF YOU CAN
>SING THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME
>WHO IS THE MONSTER AND WHO IS THE MAAAAAAAAN?
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>>101637560
What's the guy on the right thinking about?
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>>101659088
>Is that a shitstain on his pants? Seriously?
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>>101637560
Christ he's ugleh
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>>101659088
>Holy fuck is that his boner?
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>500 posts
This has been a good thread.
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>>101659205
We will see if Ruben will stand the test of time.
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>>101659057
KEK
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>>101659088
>Why did they have to sit me next to the special knight
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I think it's about past time we addressed the most pertinent question of the Ruberian Age.
What is his tax policy?
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>>101656911
It includes you
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>>101659297
No private property. All will be his.
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>>101659297
I don't he's given much to thought to what he'll do after he's taken over Camelot. I imagine eating would be hard with only a left hand.
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>>101659297
He wouldn't have involved you in this plan if he thought it was for charity.
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>>101659394
Maybe jumping in the green magic goo with a fork doesn't seem like such a dumb idea now.
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>>101659419
That goon who tried had his priorities straight.
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>>101659539
>either invented the eating fork or brought one back from the distant future through time travel
>just wants to fuse with it
>priorities straight
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>>101656779
Yeah, Lancelot caused the fall of Camelot.
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And with this we have a meme to fight the baneposters and /a/nons on their own ground.
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>>101659743
WITH PRIDE!
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>>101657990
3
i see philip ii, charles ii of austria and philip iv
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>Page 10
Gentlemen, it has been an honor. I salute you WITH PRIDE.
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This thread may be ending, but what an amazing beginning it was. May your memes be bountiful and your Rubers retarded.




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